Servant of the People (2015–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - Episode #2.5 - full transcript

today she’s martial arts thai boxing here’s

trainer andrew liver here and not to

freeze the main thing we run only

as shoes no on you could

n’t take so many calories in my life

feels imitation with twine

if you learn to stand correctly

move through we want cubes to

or what

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and finish the esv ledge, I would like to be

immortal and rare and exhale, but also the

Ukrainian woman about the belts and the turbot and

back a lot of cooking, and if the suit is over,

then I will sew new work for him, well, well,

it was a round of candidate Yaroslav where to

b a now 30 seconds questions and from his

today’s opponent please

server no word for you I won’t have

questions I will focus on this speech

all the rhetoric of the walkers is saturated with chauvinism

and Nazi ideology then I remembered

about Lesya Ukrainian yes it doesn’t matter to me who she is



Ukrainian Tatar Russian Jewess is not

important in our country in ukraine

every person should feel

free regardless of nationality and

religion with thank you well, I

think we need to stop now

and return to the dialogue after the advertisement

stay with us stay in the dialogue

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I

love my

country my wife

and my dog

e

erything in the world went almost like soup but a

rare slime

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no the whole yard is

my sentence a

servant of the people

it’s bad

I have almost everything there

are candles and even screams right we

don’t single out a personal plane

and what I have the right to

but I

’ll get a tattoo on my stomach here a servant of the people

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I showed me dit forger at 100 v the hour of

kuwait and

your happiness of ukraine

kaizi me sergey karasyuk dick with him

yaroslav where to run after all to live and the moskal

ok don’t need this patriotism of yours

because you know how it ends with

poor concentration camps it’s not clear for everything

Russian-speaking Ukrainians started about the

Kremlin cotton wool in the room that this is

it this is all that the

speaker is dissatisfied with, just why run into

each other, you understand them from one

cap, we feed

forgive water, we are on a team, well,

fine congratulations to the skiff, you came out on

top to

look at the changeable trend, the same

infantilism sergey leonidovich and

created favorable conditions,

and you were worried, well, the team is confident in

this victory, so if the alignment

remains the same, everyone votes

freely, of course, they didn’t vote about him, it’s a

pity, but just a skiff

great speaker but what about the Verkhovna

Rada without a speaker

if you are so worried about the

Verkhovna Rada there will be a Tilka sticker for which a lot

you almost work for another dudes in the

first place before the situation is not easy but the

election race has

just begun and my mare is in the

last, formally speaking in the last

Vasily Goloborodko to [ __ ]

ten percent ahead of karasyuk idiots Zhanna Yuri

will easily make him on the sofa

wife where are your videos where are your videos

when Rustam Ashotovich I don’t have enough

time I can’t do everything I have

only two hands

my wife where he works I would did not

begin to discount so quickly,

bare-bearded,

forget about it let the stub

sculpt his little sandbox without money he 0

go work I will return your land to you I

will save Ukraine Zhanna Borisenko she will save

I was not going to be president but

I had a voice from above get up and go and you

get up and go and vote for not old

Dyachenko for God's sake

we were already ruled by the world closer beekeeper

furtively bear and grief self-taught but

they all just sucked our mod forget termite

swarm it's time for change

the race is in full swing you can’t

see you can’t hear why, frankly, I

don’t want that my mug was hanging on every corner and

promised dobroboot and stability,

moreover, I guarantee that they won’t

foam at the mouth from all screens of the country proves

that my goodness from and stability is much

good everyday life more stable than petrin

oxide market and so scarlet to the program of

your money the program is simple I will

continue to do what I did with

my team well Well, the obvious

question is what does it mean to do what’s the matter, but the

economy to ruin the industry

just like that finally admitted he

fought corruption, he decided to accept

and diffraction law, but just

turn the cards and sat in the presidential chair,

he’s just an unpredictable person, he

left yesterday and today he changed his mind what to

expect from this, God forbid, in the

city, and this is his noble decision, not an

ageter, but he has nothing to say, you

invited me out of the house, invited me on the

air, unfortunately,

people refused veins, you are very afraid of

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knife, then Vasily Petrovich looked at me

without words and you still think that

you don’t need a political strategist with us, then I’m not

so much a problem that any president

simply doesn’t have enough sense for anyone else, but

not for me with

these hands I will strangle corruption with these

hands I will open Ukraine for investment with

these hands I will make friends with the world

community I will save

ukraine my hands are enough for everyone shanna

borisenko she will save from what she has six

hands herself and I said, in a figurative sense

, nevertheless, the video worked and Zhanna

went up five points to find by the

circus teacher the counter to what we have

today for today, Nazar Borisovich has

scheduled a debate to become and on the

side,

but still, whose pasta is this, God knows

god knows ammonite feed him who is a

dark horse I don’t like

from them always a scoundrel arrives drowned an

array I

’m sorry but a whole time figuratively

said yes I understood what a

man comes for waiting for once it’s not cold right at the

mouth

perches good reason for the action and jolidon

number fool

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kindly ask you honestly hello

honestly do hello

honestly here hello honestly say

hello

honestly I was surprised by your call I

thought you work with Vronsky and who is the

political strategist Saenko in pike

Bragin do you remember there are no such candidates

because I worked with them hand in hand do not

agitate his tactics, this is my decision

and it is a failure and your fifth place is

confirmation of the fourth the fifth

of the evening will be 7 this choice the people need

light at the end of the tunnel for years

what to do them first do not

despair

we have a month ahead of us and in a month I can

make the chupacabra president secondly

we need an active campaign we must

make the people forget your failures

and yours to present victories as an aperitif

we will hit all segments television

radio

youtube outdoor but for this we need

money

we have 2525 well but we need 50 million

us 25000 thousand dollars this of course

changes things just need to remember who

won with such a budget also waited

tired ran I ran without offense there will be

at least a million to call a

million

dollars although

50 million is unrealistic alem like it’s

real even if these

moronic ads are

filmed I will always marry the devil didiart mr

hemorrhoids mr li god from the leaf

above the aunt to the grandmother even on the labrador

business diarrhea is even

already on the very Georgy’s fact, if I

get married to understand everything, call me

anyway, I won’t have enough of you,

well, how yay standing mouths opened

like cool Andy Warhol would roll over in his grave

on something I thought 2 why

should we squabble at my stamp on the

job column I called the eagle

needed for the sections and most importantly deserted to

me, well, what is creative

and I'm so handsome in a suit

looks like a fashionable one and I like this handsome guy

so ahead I see where you are, you are a thief and I’m

cool here and there, the

main thing is one and a half thousand green and a

half greens for this Fenya, by the

way, at a discount and I return it

back to the hotel and here it’s a hack van guys not a

bit look like wait you really

come in too I'm not busy like some of

this fantomas well and fantomas is Khrushchev's

youth who knows about Seryoga

you go stump and you send me a pancake so that most of

all I don't have to sit down I run and well, the

truth is

to take the currency Well, maybe we don’t have this one and a half Russian bolt,

but three million

dollars is

where crowdfunding comes from, wait, we didn’t

have a penny yet, and today we already have three

million

just yesterday under the video message, someone

forgot to indicate the number of our card, and

today,

today, someone remembered and indicated 10, and

yesterday it was someone, maybe you,

maybe me, maybe someone, maybe

it’s flour and to whom in mazes, yes, it doesn’t matter, it

doesn’t matter guys we have 3 million

insert the meeting to continue to

call the political strategists feeling some

nuts

and a

video that I am addressing such a famous

artist the Wanderer, could

you please

move your masterpiece to the side of

Aivazovsky Street,

which is no match for

you. okay let's go

Aivazovsky

and the magic word

beon but welcome to the headquarters of Vasily Petrovich

work is not so simple

anymore we are at war the hell of death like we will

work 25 hours a day the store for

so many years that we do all these

make you the president sociologists PR specialists

bear diggers

wanted diggers diggers turn romance

creatures please me perfectly karasyuk and

prostitutes will merge on the sofa and when

you have the first broadcast of seconds he has a family

children think correctly he has a family and

children he is with prostitutes I am not going to

dig before you want to be president

yes no but only until

when air to open a company

show like you are talking about this not a TV set we do

n’t

have a TV channel merge the candidate we have a channel on youtube and there are many

subscribers of such youtube half of

your rectorate lives in the wilderness they have a

toilet on the street from the canals they know

only the city water canal that this is bad

very bad,

this beauty, how mediocre,

spread it like you on the installation, we

did it, but why is the image of the victim

if you are scolded to know they are afraid and you won’t

be and will be the president but hello

head bots how

are you doing fighting your facebook you and the search

are so old you weren’t just working

cord inspire the electorate to be

good also inspires

respect no matter who you really are

in fact, it is important what the electorate thinks of you

women should dream of having a child from

you old women believe that you are a communist

and hard workers want to drink after you a

strange

slogan the worker-peasant

muzzle in the series was not filmed today

an interview in his apartment and let the kids

say thank you I'm one of which children you

type the blues of his working class store

work six children

turned to you when you were

president you helped him with the apartment

given I don't

vocal no war or something but if he

turned you would help none there

wait first the head of the bot and now the

steelworkers this is not fair ah yes a

nightmare I don't like your look I

need a warrior but I'm plain with eyes [ __ ] a

cat relax

I'll make a warrior out of you I'll make a president out of you

hello gazelles. sorry,

but I didn’t return with such a face

downloaded to your man doesn’t understand

ask me please

of a car,

here we will all draw here, we will study

at home, the road will be patient, part in the image of

Smoktunovsky,

and make a beautiful final

reply

here, the bus, and where we will

finish their glass with the bus, the big ball, the bus,

you understand, the electorate is sitting there, all

grandmothers, girls, pensioners, state employees,

youth, neatly draw the stole for everyone

you left for us

and now you’ve come and doesn’t recognize whether the

bare-beard will go with his foot and then he

appears and says your house says

hello and return

so the thriller threateningly I returned the

grandmothers fainted the students went out

someone shot herself

she draws the fangs of the enemy attempts here are the notes

perish double 9

hello I will be the whole bus to all the

electrode they can drive over you so that one

smile remains like a direct marking on the

road there is a city that your tea

that returns and I liked it in

my opinion it was not bad it was good it’s men

it’s Uhin himself everyone recognizes him not all of

his body episodes

where autographs where why not on his knees they are

shouting here applauding popkin we

have 5 thousand god here and you are a bookin you are just a

former minister and still a former actor

it will be written in the car former

actor

you understand yes I am a doctor of a doctor

sorry I can once try

to do how I feel from the bottom of my heart from the heart

let's try to add

thank you gentlemen journalists that

our candidate has gathered

will answer all your questions

tell me what you did at the birthday party of the

wife of the mayor of zaporizhzhya

can it happen what you are doing now the

hands are shaking eyes are running around to

do I just was not ready to be

ready please what did you do at the

birthday party already outside the world of zaporozhye

is that not a real journalist if you

got us a worthy journalist would have already

devoured you with giblets, and so what did you do

at your wife’s birthday party, we figured out

about absolutely accidentally hit a

frost couple on the wife’s birthday party what are you doing,

I answer you justify you are being led to a

provocation, I can’t understand how everything you

know whether Volodya is born on page 1 if

we found out, it means they will find out from a competitor I

don’t know how to answer such a question for the

first Shapsugs what did you do at your

birthday party already blowing axes I have the next

question I have a subtext somewhere on the front of a

corrupt magazine with its

provocative questions, this is a bathhouse like

try what you did at the birthday

party of the Zaporozhye menorah, go on, sell the hell out of the magazine, sheep ears,

this is a subtext, but it’s true that you had

ramos, a student, the

next question, well, almost, I would

add a bag to emphasize the

absurdity of this question at the beginning or

end of the production began well, it’s true that

you had an affair with students next

question, the feeling that you remember how

good it was for you with her, but when

what did you say to add here or shock, but to add a
newfound chuckle rehearse optics

chuckle
more sarcasm more-more-more go down more
ah-ah-ah-ah,

but now it’s clear that laughter is not yours
and that my shootings
we need commercials we attract voices

and Kyiv friend of the inhabitants of Ukraine, then they are you,
choose Vasya, choose yourself, choose Ukraine, give me joy in Ukraine, surprise, it was great, let's move on,

the Crimean Tatars, sheathe a percentage of the population,
still more, still more, and still a dance,

and there it was a slight prejudice light smile, they consider gifted in Crimea

the depths of hell the sun the sea the mountains
the first love didn’t give a great move on

and seminovich you are not a sponge in the guts
we take three bits blowing we call the electorate in the polling station

it was grief and one vote blowing
we need a lot of votes for each if he was we go further right
and the gypsies of aidan and our dark nectar,

but whoever thought we take a guitar and provisions for
convening his rector's office, the order of rights,
the gypsies were going to give our Georgians

even those who without

citizenship they will break through the border and hold

promises and burn Georgians throwing

lifting and a little bit not mine give glasses

take a guitar

take off your hat 9 also have glasses yes

Jews you are not very circumcised sense we will cut the

sidelocks

and there will be full tennis

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in well so

what am I I ask we will pay for the

debate in the dialogue 20 thousand 20

and this is only for participation, which only means,

but there are additional options

convenient questions from the host plus 5 thousand

uncomfortable for the opponent, plus yes, and

what they have mastered,

you need to pay for applause, not but

if you if you want, I think at least a hundred

dollars at a time, I don’t want to talk about it, they

closed the

signal, let’s close this topic before, although

it’s better than listen to what build our gem

Karabas sent volvo chop his

sanya’s hymn, you still need to pay 50 extra from

him choose him

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he’s stepmother

who brothers it will be that

he turned out to be another freak

adidas narek

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Donetsk

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our own

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hello I'll be back

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give everything right the criminal always

returns to the crime scene

calmly

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