Secret Agent (1964–1967): Season 2, Episode 23 - Not So Jolly Roger - full transcript
An abandoned war-time sea installation over three miles from shore has been taken over under maritime law by a man who now uses it to run a pirate radio station. Being outside the three-mile limit prevents the authorities from shutting the station down or prosecuting for unlicensed broadcasting. However, the pirate radio station is only a front for other, more nefarious activities.
He who rides a tiger
Never can be smart
And that mums and dads, boys
and girls, and little ones,
is where I'm afraid we
must take our leave of you
but we will be running up
the Jolly Roger
in just six bells from now.
So, until then, this is your
happy, pappy Andy Andrews
wishing you a very, very good
night from Radio Jolly Roger.
And to take us into the wee small hours,
here's the master himself.
Close that down will you, Jerry?
Think about me, baby
Why don't you
Think about me right now
Why don't you
Think about me, baby
Why don't you have a heart
Before we part
And thinking about me
I need you so
You just don't know
How much you mean to me
If you forget to remember
When alone with someone you meet
If you think
Now, get this quickly.
They're passing on secret
code to a submarine.
I don't know the system they're using
but the record they use as a signal
is Strauss's Blue Danube Waltz.
Someone by the name of--
Aye, you picked a miserable
day for a man to turn pirate.
You got to live.
Aye, there's other ways of doing it.
If you've any sense, young fella.
Yeah?
-You'll tip your hat
to the lot of them.
Pretty, isn't it?
Aye.
No doubt the captain will be
waiting to pipe you aboard.
Okay.
All right, lower away.
Put your foot in the loop.
All right, take it up.
Lower away.
Well, welcome aboard, Drake.
You made good time.
We managed the early tide.
You'll be Mr Janson or
should I say captain?
No, the manager.
We may be at sea, Drake,
but I can assure you
this is no Mediterranean cruise.
I've seen that already.
It's a business operation.
The routine is no different
from any land-based radio station
except, of course, we don't
have a license to broadcast,
a situation which worries no one.
Apart from the government and, that said,
they don't bother about it too much.
Ah, here we are.
Well, we're outside the
three-mile limit here
so all they can do is grin and bear it.
It means, of course,
that the shifts are long
and the work hard. But like pirates
of old the rewards are high.
This is the transmission fort.
I'll take you to the living quarters.
Yes, fine.
Looks comfortable.
Now, do you drink, Drake?
Not enough to lose my sea legs.
Ha, fine.
Oh, scotch?
Yes, straight.
Well, I must say it hasn't been too easy
operating with only one disc jockey.
Our London office
recommended you most highly.
Oh, that's nice.
Where's the studio?
In the next fort, I'll
take you around later.
I gather you're conversant
with bank turntable operations.
Oh, naturally.
Good, well, you can take
over the evening shift.
No point in wasting time, eh?
I'll do any shift tonight.
Ah.
Our new DJ?
Oh, JD, as a matter of fact.
Oh, yes, of course.
Johnny Drake.
That's very good.
I'm Linda.
My wife.
How do you do, Linda?
We certainly need some
new talent around here.
I've been listening to Susie.
Honestly, darling, that girl
gets drearier by the hour.
Susie?
-Our other DJ.
Suzie Wade, she's been
working around the clock
for the last few days,
not exactly bubbling over
with new ideas.
Yes, but some originality.
I mean the cliches that girl uses.
Well, you'll want to
see your cabin, Drake.
So, I won't keep you.
I'll have Corrigan show you the way.
That's all right, darling,
I've nothing better to do.
Corrigan has nothing better to do either.
I can show Johnny the way.
Corrigan, will you come in here, please?
Corrigan's our cook.
Really?
He's a bit of a character.
That's a polite way of
saying he's an habitual drunk.
Would you be wanting me, sir?
Ah, take Mr Drake to his cabin, will you?
Ah, yes.
See you at dinner, Johnny.
We're, uh, we're quite informal.
Until dinner then.
I should have thought you'd learned
your lesson with Andrews.
Of course, darling.
Didn't you?
And how about that?
They're the 123 boys in my book.
Coming up now with a new one
by Ray Anton and the Surf Riders
and don't forget all these
good things are coming your way
on Radio Jolly Roger,
your friendly pirate.
Here we go then with what
should be the theme song
of our fort, Look Before You Leap.
Look before you leap
The pride of the Jolly Roger.
Comfortable.
Oh, it's all that.
It could be a wee bit more,
if you're a considerate man.
Has been known.
Well, me and your predecessor,
we had an arrangement.
He'd give me a bottle, occasionally,
and I'd bring him snacks from the galley.
Sounds interesting.
Oh, it is.
It is.
You don't have a bottle or two
carrying about with you, do you?
It's just possible.
Did he keep your supplied?
Oh, aye. Though it was
a terrible business, terrible.
What actually happened?
Well, it's hard to say.
He was, he was going underneath.
I don't think we've been introduced?
Well, the name's Mullins.
We continue our session with more music.
You up to your old tricks
again, are you, Corrigan?
I'm here on the captain's orders.
Showing Mr Drake the ropes.
You'd be better clearing up the galley.
It's a slop house again.
You keep out of my galley!
Just get to it!
Ah, you great, big, black-bearded bastard.
I see I'm going to enjoy
the happy family atmosphere
you engender Mr Mullins.
Well, he was just after the booze.
The booze?
Aye, Mr Janson keeps a supply
of bottles in the cabins.
The nearest bar is eight miles away.
Very thoughtful of him.
The studio's in the other fort.
Unpack your things and go
and take a look, will you.
And now to our unfinished business.
Oh, yes.
We didn't celebrate your arrival.
That's a very good idea.
He's not a very sociable man, is he?
Mr Mullins?
Oh.
The man is a contumacious character.
Is he?
Ah.
What does he do?
Nothing.
Really?
Got no job at all
Really?
This is the real McCoy.
He's a surly devil.
Just goes after the captain,
cleaning up after him.
Oh, he's a mean man.
A mean man, indeed.
Oh, good whisky.
Would you like to take care of it for me?
Oh, thank you, sir.
Anytime you want anything,
don't forget just whistle up
old Corrigan, anytime.
Anytime at all.
This is Radio Jolly
Roger and coming up next is,
It's Love I Should Have Tried.
I give you all I had to give
I picked you up in style
But when I knocked on your front door
You never seem to smile
I tried to live like the movies
A big red car to get you by my side
But all too late my conscience told me
It's love I should have tried
I've been waiting
Waiting for you, baby
I've been waiting for you, child
Come on over, baby
Your place is right here by my side
Now, that it's too late
Thank you, Rick Minas.
Now, we bring you a new
one from Ted Astley.
It's a groovy little
number called The Scorpion.
So, you're Johnny Drake?
What did they do, shanghai
you from the Third Programme?
I couldn't resist the brochure,
all those balmy nights
dancing on the main deck,
tombola in the lounge.
It's funny I thought I knew most of DJs
but I never heard your name.
That's not surprising?
I've been giving the
word to the sheep farmers
for the past year.
Oh, Australia?
I have a few friends there.
Oh, it was New Zealand
as a matter of fact.
I see.
Then you'll know all about the DR5s.
Yes, the only thing I don't know how to do
is change the elastic bands.
We've got Jerry Summers for that.
Hey, Jerry, meet your latest headache.
I can see he's going to be a great comfort
on the long night shifts.
You won't find it so
funny a week from now.
What time you taking over?
After dinner, earlier if you like.
How about the program schedules?
Janson been over them with you?
That's what I came to check.
It's all in here.
You'll get cues from Jerry
when we're going to run commercials.
The discs are all made up and ready to go.
Rule number one being
always to stick to schedule.
The rest is patter and sheer boredom.
But you can always go back if you like.
They've stopped hanging
pirates now, you know.
I'll go when I'm ready, not before.
So do we all unless
we fall overboard, hmmm?
That isn't funny.
And now coming up is a preview
of good things to come.
With me now is a new DJ you'll be hearing
a good deal from on
Radio Jolly Roger.
I'm referring to that well-known
exponent of the turntable
and a very good friend
of mine, Johnny Drake.
Hello friends, this is Johnny Drake,
fresh in on the noonday tide
with a new batch of disks for you
which will be coming to you
through Radio Jolly Roger,
the friendly pirate.
I'll be manning the guns
round about six bells
and firing off some new
discs and some old favorites.
Right now, we have for you
Strauss' Blue Danube Waltz.
Well, we'll change that for a start.
Let's go exploring,
see what we've got now.
Ah, what better to change it with
than Don't Try to Change Me by Rick Minas?
Shh.
What's the matter, Rick,
forgotten the words?
You idiot.
We're not allowed to change
the record schedules at all.
What difference does one record make?
What's so special about it anyway?
Hey, don't try to change
Oh no, don't change me
Hey, don't
What the devil do you
think you're playing at?
What?
-I'm sorry, Mr Janson.
It was a mistake.
Mistake?
You mean stupidity?
That record was clearly marked.
Neither of you have the
authority to make changes.
You want good programs, don't you?
I mean that record went
out with the roaring '20s.
This is my station, Drake.
I'll worry about the ratings.
You do that again, you're
out, you understand?
Oh, fair enough, I'll play
the teddy bears' picnic,
all night long if that's want you want.
It's not what I want.
Now, don't try to get smart with me.
I'm sorry, I didn't
realize it was so important.
It isn't important.
It's...
It's a question of the copyright payments.
The London office does all
the paperwork, you understand.
That's normal procedure, isn't it.
Well, let's just forget
about it, shall we?
I can put it out next Mr Janson.
Uh.
Yes, yes, why not, Susie?
I'll go and finish my unpacking.
I'm terribly sorry about that.
That's all right, Drake.
See you later.
It's all so easy
So very easy
Just got that feeling
That I felt for you
But I don't mind
So if you ever come my way
You got the key
The key to my heart
I'll be the lonely one
I'll have to keep on
Til you come along
Key to my heart
Don't you throw it away
That was key to my heart
and now for a change in waltz time,
here's an old favorite, The Blue Danube.
Well, put it down, you fool.
I think we're going to be in for a storm.
Corrigan always takes the
bottle when the barometer falls.
Fascinating character.
My husband chose him
personally, didn't you, dear?
I want to see you later,
Corrigan, do you understand?
Whenever you say, sir.
Tonight!
Tell me, Johnny, what do
you think of our studio?
I hope you don't find it as primitive
as some of our amenities?
Very well-equipped, I'd say.
Good.
Perhaps, now that you're here,
we'll be able to put on
some entertaining programs?
Do you do any broadcasting
yourself, Mrs Janson?
Oh heavens no.
I don't seem to have the time.
All right.
Well, your due on the air soon, Drake.
Oh yes.
Yes, I am.
I'd better be going to man those tables?
Good luck.
Thank you.
I rather like him.
Well, we'll soon see if he's
everything he claims to be.
Hmm, what a fascinating thought.
Cutting it fine, aren't you?
Family failing, are we ready?
Commercial's running.
One minute.
This the schedule?
Yes. Standby.
You're in tune to the
sound of Radio Jolly Roger
and it's Koffel time.
Oh, relax, Marco.
It's money time.
I just don't want any problems that's all.
Honestly, darling, you're
getting positively neurotic.
Hello there, landlubbers.
Welcome to Radio Jolly Roger,
your friendly pirate
Johnny Drake on the bridge.
Or to use the surf side
syllables JD the DJ of the JR.
I'll be with you 'til
the dog comes on watch.
Right now, here we go with...
Well?
You're the worrier, darling.
And you're supposed to be the expert.
He's good.
He makes Susie sound like amateur night
at the village hall.
Oh, thank goodness for that.
No change in schedule then.
There never was any
question of that, surely?
No, no, of course not.
A drink, Mullins?
Yeah, please.
Well, what do you think of the new DJ?
Fascinating.
Wind's blowing up a storm out here
but, not to worry, request
time will be with you
15 minutes from now.
Meanwhile, let us go with a new one
from the Copperfields, John Hardy.
John Hardy was a brave little man
He carried two guns every day
Killed him a man in the West Virginia land
It'll last the night.
Should do.
All medium wave stuff, is it?
That's all we broadcast on.
I thought you might have
had a standby transmitter
for communications.
There's a radio telephone for that.
Yes, of course.
What's in here?
Not being the inquisitive
type, I wouldn't know.
Well, it's your studio, isn't it?
I work here, that's all.
What are you after, Drake?
You've been asking questions
ever since you came here.
I'm just naturally inquisitive,
especially, when someone seems
to be hiding the answers.
Well, you take a tip from me.
This is the wrong sort
of place to get nosy in.
Is that what Andrews did?
Yes, but he --
Look, Drake, I am not involved
and I don't want to be, right!
Well, that's your privilege, isn't it?
I'll take you home
Again Katherine
Across the ocean path
Too weary at heart
Has ever been
Fine night for fishing, Mr Corrigan.
Yeah.
Aye.
It depends on what you catch.
Something for breakfast?
Aye, if your tastes run that way.
Then drowned.
Drowned?
Fish?
Hey.
Been on the hook in the sea too long.
What's the fishing like here?
Plenty of herring?
Oh, yeah.
That's a fine fish.
It's a fine fish for breakfast.
What do you use for bait?
Oh, seaweed, seaweed's good.
The best thing you can have.
You could do with some seaweed.
No, thank you, Mr Corrigan.
Would you like some navigator's ruin?
No, thank you, Mr Corrigan.
Keep some!
Keep it, good night.
Especially for you.
Thank you.
Morning.
Morning, Drake.
How'd you like your first
taste of a good sea breeze?
Bracing, Mr Janson, quite bracing.
I only hope our anchors are secure.
Oh, it'll take more than the storm
to shift the Jolly Roger.
Let's hope so.
You know this was an
artillery fort during the war.
They built dozens of them out
at sea all round the coast.
Fitted them out with anti-aircraft guns.
They did a very good job too.
It really belongs to the army then?
No, not anymore.
They left them to rot for 20 years.
I just claimed these under maritime law.
This one's bedded down on solid rock.
Very glad to hear it.
I wish somebody would tell Corrigan
makes me seasick just to look at him.
Good morning, Mr Drake.
It's going to be a stormy afternoon.
Yes, it's blowing up.
We might be in for some bad weather.
Ah, certainly, we might.
How's everything in the galley,
all battened down, is it?
Oh, everything's stowed
safely, ship-shape.
But it rolls a bit, oh,
it rolls all the time.
The only thing that's rolling down there
are your empty bottles.
No, ma'am, no.
They're stowed away quite safely.
I'm not a man to drink in heavy weather.
I hope it stays fine for you.
Yes.
Stay fine for me.
Yes.
Yes.
You're due on shortly, aren't you?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Sorry, is Summers still
in the studio, is he?
Yes, he plays tapes from six o'clock.
He's a busy man.
I want my breakfast.
Morning, Mr Mullins.
You look as though you had a bad night?
Don't you worry about me.
I don't have to beguile housewives.
No, no, you're more
the strong, silent type,
aren't you Mr Mullins?
That's what I like about breakfast.
Such a nice, friendly atmosphere.
You're rather good at
causing trouble, aren't you?
Uh, no, no, not, not really.
Not, not, not deep down underneath.
I shouldn't say that.
All right, I'd better go
join the happy housewives.
How many have we got by the way?
What?
Audience figures.
Oh, um, about a million.
Really?
Hey, don't try to change me
Oh no, don't change me
Hey, don't rearrange me
Oh no, don't rearrange me
Hey, don't try to change me
Hi there, it's Johnny
Drake with top of the morning
from Radio Jolly Roger,
your friendly pirate.
Got some fabulous songs coming your way
to speed along those
household chores
but, first, let's take a rain check,
housewives, I mean homemakers.
One, kettle on, should be boiling by now.
Two, teapot, and necessaries standing by.
Three, feet up, cigarettes handy.
I'll tell you the brand later.
Four, check that hubby has, in fact, left.
You never know he might still be asleep
behind that morning newspaper.
All right-y, let's go with It's a Lie,
the Stormsville Shakers.
If they say I don't need you
Come on back to me
You're not much of a talker, are you?
About anything.
That's not what I'm paid for.
I suggest we have a little practice.
What about?
Andrews.
They say you were the
last person to see him.
So what?
We were on duty together.
He left, next morning, gone.
Didn't it strike you
as a little suspicious?
You know when a person
doesn't want to talk,
it usually means they
have something to hide.
Look the police came.
They agreed he must have
fallen off the deck.
Why is this door always kept locked?
I don't know.
Power cables, Summers.
Where do they go to?
You ever wondered about those?
Yes.
So did Andy.
But he found out, hmm?
I think so.
See, Janson sometimes asks us
to leave the generators on overnight.
That only occurs when you're playing
Strauss' Blue Danube Waltz?
He got the idea a few
days before he -- disappeared.
I didn't want to get involved.
For someone who's not involved,
you seem to know an awful lot.
You're on.
Thank you, the Stormsville
Shakers and now stand by
for 10 of the best from
the American Hot 100.
But, first, let's hear about the latest
from Bouquet Boutique,
the family florist
with a name for quality.
A rose by any other name
would smell as sweet
but when it's from Bouquet Boutique,
well, you just know it's
hand-picked and fresh
as the morning dew.
For all those special occasions,
consult Bouquet Boutique,
your family florist and
I can vouch for them, ladies.
I never get my buttonholes anywhere else.
Now, stand by for the American Hot 100.
There is something else.
What is it?
Andy made a note of the dates
and transmission times of that disc.
I found his notebook on the
top deck the following morning.
Where is it?
In my cabin.
I can't show it to you--
Get it now!
I got to do all this--
We're playing 10 numbers,
there's plenty of time.
Get it.
Go on.
Every moment I could undo
What I had done
How can I
Can I
Come back to you
I can't see how I
Could have made you feel this way
If I showed you
That I want to
Start from yesterday
Interesting piece of
equipment, Mr Mullins.
Short-range job and
I imagine a directional aerial.
Who are your friends?
You got more important
things to worry about.
Outside.
I can't see how I
You won't need them,
not where you're going.
If I showed you
That I want to
You killed him!
What is it?
A bit of trouble on the main deck, sir.
What sort of trouble?
He just killed Johnny Drake.
You stupid fool!
Never mind that!
Why?
Well, he was in the transmitter room.
You know--
All right.
I was bringing him down
here when he turned on me.
He was no DJ either.
Didn't you hear what I said?
Yes, of course, we did, my dear.
You said that Mr Drake
slipped and fell into the sea.
You're not going anywhere
so don't bother trying.
You're mad.
All of you.
The police are sure to find out.
We're not exactly on the local bus route.
But we've got to keep
our pop addicts happy.
We can't play taped programs
indefinitely, can we?
I couldn't.
You couldn't?
Oh yes, you could, my dear,
if the incentive was strong enough.
You'll go on the air, broadcast
as if nothing had happened.
So long as you keep doing
that you'll be of some
small value to us.
Come on.
But suppose I give myself away?
I can't just--
Oh, don't worry, darling.
You're dreary at the best of times.
Don't be unkind, Linda.
I'm sure that Susie will do her best
now that she knows how important it is.
Stand by.
And don't forget, darling,
I won't lose any sleep
if I have to use this.
It won't be the first time.
This is Radio Jolly
Roger, your friendly pirate,
and it's Susie Wade with a bumper bundle
of the latest by the greatest.
Here we go then with No Words
From You by the Zephyrs.
I sent a letter to you
Only yesterday
I said the things a lonely
boy would want to say
No words from you
I can't believe that you
Just planned to put me down
No words from you
Dammit, you didn't have to kill Summers.
You said to find out.
He knew all about Drake
and he even had that notebook of Andrews.
How the devil am I going to justify this?
Maybe the submarine can help?
Oh, you idiot.
It's miles away by now.
Can't contact it until
the next rendezvous time.
Well, the barometer's rising.
Stopped raining already.
What have you done with Summers body?
It's in his cabin.
Well, you better move it just in case.
No words from you
Radio telephone, where is it?
It's not here, it's in the studio.
Stay there!
The gun, please.
What sobered you up, Mr Corrigan?
Summers?
You might say that.
We appreciate you helping
us to find the notebook
when Summers scarpered to
his cabin, we thought --
However, gratitude is an empty notion.
That was the very latest from the Zephyrs.
Now, tipped for the charts.
This is Radio Jolly Roger,
your friendly pirate,
coming to you on 219
and it's a brand new one
from The Intuitions, Though I Know.
All right, standby for the New Generation.
It's one o'clock on Radio Jolly Roger.
Stay tuned to 219 for the good things.
Coming up now with the
number one in entertainment
The New Generation show brought to you
on Radio Jolly Roger by Helen Tours,
the holidays of a lifetime.
And here's the New Generation themselves
with The Key To My Heart.
Each and every night
They say that you will be
Just had you seen to me
But you walked away
Stopped at my feet
My heart missed a beat
But you walked away
If I could feel that you would say
Cause if you would
Then all my dreams would show
My head's splitting.
All right, go and get a breath of air.
But don't be long.
The disc is only on for three minutes.
Just as you seem to me
Johnny, I thought you were killed.
I want you to so something for me.
Get back on the air.
As soon as you can, send out a message,
say it is quiet enough for a drum solo.
Go on say it.
It's quiet enough for a drum solo.
But why, what am I saying it for?
It's my favorite phrase,
I'll explain later.
Can you do it?
Yes, I'm sure I can.
-Go on, quickly.
But you walked away
Yeah, you walked away
But you walked away
Oh, you walked away
A cool one there from the Surf Boys,
a fast climber in our Hot 100.
Time now for a change of tempo
which is the way things
are out here right now.
Storm's died down, sea's calm.
You might say it's quiet
enough for a drum solo.
So stay tuned to Radio Jolly
Roger, your friendly pirate,
where it's quiet enough
for a drum solo right now.
Coming up, a new one from the
Skylarks, Keep Me Satisfied.
Quiet enough for a drum solo?
It might be a code.
Do you think Suzie?
Suzie, never.
She wouldn't say boo to a mouse.
She might be tied up with Andrew or Drake?
I told you we shouldn't wait.
I told you.
Tell Linda to give the emergency
signal for the submarine.
We must leave at once.
Well, that's the last trick you'll play.
You've got a lot of explaining to do.
Come on.
Laugh at me
I watched them on my knees
I'm begging you please
Won't you change your ways
Change your ways
Mullins, here now.
It's quiet enough here for a drum solo
and this is Johnny Drake
your friendly DJ signing off
and disembarking with He Who Rides a Tiger
by Patsy Ann Noble.
Take a look around you
Tell me what you see
Well, take a look around you
Folk, like you and me
Someone to call their own
No one else will count
He who rides the tiger
Never can be smart
Never say to people
That you keep off the grass
He who rides the tiger
Going away for the weekend?
You'll have many of
them, long secluded ones.
Good idea, this pirate station, wasn't it?
Pop music 'til midnight.
Don't keep them waiting.
He who rides the tiger
Never can be smart
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And that mums and dads, boys
and girls, and little ones,
is where I'm afraid we
must take our leave of you
but we will be running up
the Jolly Roger
in just six bells from now.
So, until then, this is your
happy, pappy Andy Andrews
wishing you a very, very good
night from Radio Jolly Roger.
And to take us into the wee small hours,
here's the master himself.
Close that down will you, Jerry?
Think about me, baby
Why don't you
Think about me right now
Why don't you
Think about me, baby
Why don't you have a heart
Before we part
And thinking about me
I need you so
You just don't know
How much you mean to me
If you forget to remember
When alone with someone you meet
If you think
Now, get this quickly.
They're passing on secret
code to a submarine.
I don't know the system they're using
but the record they use as a signal
is Strauss's Blue Danube Waltz.
Someone by the name of--
Aye, you picked a miserable
day for a man to turn pirate.
You got to live.
Aye, there's other ways of doing it.
If you've any sense, young fella.
Yeah?
-You'll tip your hat
to the lot of them.
Pretty, isn't it?
Aye.
No doubt the captain will be
waiting to pipe you aboard.
Okay.
All right, lower away.
Put your foot in the loop.
All right, take it up.
Lower away.
Well, welcome aboard, Drake.
You made good time.
We managed the early tide.
You'll be Mr Janson or
should I say captain?
No, the manager.
We may be at sea, Drake,
but I can assure you
this is no Mediterranean cruise.
I've seen that already.
It's a business operation.
The routine is no different
from any land-based radio station
except, of course, we don't
have a license to broadcast,
a situation which worries no one.
Apart from the government and, that said,
they don't bother about it too much.
Ah, here we are.
Well, we're outside the
three-mile limit here
so all they can do is grin and bear it.
It means, of course,
that the shifts are long
and the work hard. But like pirates
of old the rewards are high.
This is the transmission fort.
I'll take you to the living quarters.
Yes, fine.
Looks comfortable.
Now, do you drink, Drake?
Not enough to lose my sea legs.
Ha, fine.
Oh, scotch?
Yes, straight.
Well, I must say it hasn't been too easy
operating with only one disc jockey.
Our London office
recommended you most highly.
Oh, that's nice.
Where's the studio?
In the next fort, I'll
take you around later.
I gather you're conversant
with bank turntable operations.
Oh, naturally.
Good, well, you can take
over the evening shift.
No point in wasting time, eh?
I'll do any shift tonight.
Ah.
Our new DJ?
Oh, JD, as a matter of fact.
Oh, yes, of course.
Johnny Drake.
That's very good.
I'm Linda.
My wife.
How do you do, Linda?
We certainly need some
new talent around here.
I've been listening to Susie.
Honestly, darling, that girl
gets drearier by the hour.
Susie?
-Our other DJ.
Suzie Wade, she's been
working around the clock
for the last few days,
not exactly bubbling over
with new ideas.
Yes, but some originality.
I mean the cliches that girl uses.
Well, you'll want to
see your cabin, Drake.
So, I won't keep you.
I'll have Corrigan show you the way.
That's all right, darling,
I've nothing better to do.
Corrigan has nothing better to do either.
I can show Johnny the way.
Corrigan, will you come in here, please?
Corrigan's our cook.
Really?
He's a bit of a character.
That's a polite way of
saying he's an habitual drunk.
Would you be wanting me, sir?
Ah, take Mr Drake to his cabin, will you?
Ah, yes.
See you at dinner, Johnny.
We're, uh, we're quite informal.
Until dinner then.
I should have thought you'd learned
your lesson with Andrews.
Of course, darling.
Didn't you?
And how about that?
They're the 123 boys in my book.
Coming up now with a new one
by Ray Anton and the Surf Riders
and don't forget all these
good things are coming your way
on Radio Jolly Roger,
your friendly pirate.
Here we go then with what
should be the theme song
of our fort, Look Before You Leap.
Look before you leap
The pride of the Jolly Roger.
Comfortable.
Oh, it's all that.
It could be a wee bit more,
if you're a considerate man.
Has been known.
Well, me and your predecessor,
we had an arrangement.
He'd give me a bottle, occasionally,
and I'd bring him snacks from the galley.
Sounds interesting.
Oh, it is.
It is.
You don't have a bottle or two
carrying about with you, do you?
It's just possible.
Did he keep your supplied?
Oh, aye. Though it was
a terrible business, terrible.
What actually happened?
Well, it's hard to say.
He was, he was going underneath.
I don't think we've been introduced?
Well, the name's Mullins.
We continue our session with more music.
You up to your old tricks
again, are you, Corrigan?
I'm here on the captain's orders.
Showing Mr Drake the ropes.
You'd be better clearing up the galley.
It's a slop house again.
You keep out of my galley!
Just get to it!
Ah, you great, big, black-bearded bastard.
I see I'm going to enjoy
the happy family atmosphere
you engender Mr Mullins.
Well, he was just after the booze.
The booze?
Aye, Mr Janson keeps a supply
of bottles in the cabins.
The nearest bar is eight miles away.
Very thoughtful of him.
The studio's in the other fort.
Unpack your things and go
and take a look, will you.
And now to our unfinished business.
Oh, yes.
We didn't celebrate your arrival.
That's a very good idea.
He's not a very sociable man, is he?
Mr Mullins?
Oh.
The man is a contumacious character.
Is he?
Ah.
What does he do?
Nothing.
Really?
Got no job at all
Really?
This is the real McCoy.
He's a surly devil.
Just goes after the captain,
cleaning up after him.
Oh, he's a mean man.
A mean man, indeed.
Oh, good whisky.
Would you like to take care of it for me?
Oh, thank you, sir.
Anytime you want anything,
don't forget just whistle up
old Corrigan, anytime.
Anytime at all.
This is Radio Jolly
Roger and coming up next is,
It's Love I Should Have Tried.
I give you all I had to give
I picked you up in style
But when I knocked on your front door
You never seem to smile
I tried to live like the movies
A big red car to get you by my side
But all too late my conscience told me
It's love I should have tried
I've been waiting
Waiting for you, baby
I've been waiting for you, child
Come on over, baby
Your place is right here by my side
Now, that it's too late
Thank you, Rick Minas.
Now, we bring you a new
one from Ted Astley.
It's a groovy little
number called The Scorpion.
So, you're Johnny Drake?
What did they do, shanghai
you from the Third Programme?
I couldn't resist the brochure,
all those balmy nights
dancing on the main deck,
tombola in the lounge.
It's funny I thought I knew most of DJs
but I never heard your name.
That's not surprising?
I've been giving the
word to the sheep farmers
for the past year.
Oh, Australia?
I have a few friends there.
Oh, it was New Zealand
as a matter of fact.
I see.
Then you'll know all about the DR5s.
Yes, the only thing I don't know how to do
is change the elastic bands.
We've got Jerry Summers for that.
Hey, Jerry, meet your latest headache.
I can see he's going to be a great comfort
on the long night shifts.
You won't find it so
funny a week from now.
What time you taking over?
After dinner, earlier if you like.
How about the program schedules?
Janson been over them with you?
That's what I came to check.
It's all in here.
You'll get cues from Jerry
when we're going to run commercials.
The discs are all made up and ready to go.
Rule number one being
always to stick to schedule.
The rest is patter and sheer boredom.
But you can always go back if you like.
They've stopped hanging
pirates now, you know.
I'll go when I'm ready, not before.
So do we all unless
we fall overboard, hmmm?
That isn't funny.
And now coming up is a preview
of good things to come.
With me now is a new DJ you'll be hearing
a good deal from on
Radio Jolly Roger.
I'm referring to that well-known
exponent of the turntable
and a very good friend
of mine, Johnny Drake.
Hello friends, this is Johnny Drake,
fresh in on the noonday tide
with a new batch of disks for you
which will be coming to you
through Radio Jolly Roger,
the friendly pirate.
I'll be manning the guns
round about six bells
and firing off some new
discs and some old favorites.
Right now, we have for you
Strauss' Blue Danube Waltz.
Well, we'll change that for a start.
Let's go exploring,
see what we've got now.
Ah, what better to change it with
than Don't Try to Change Me by Rick Minas?
Shh.
What's the matter, Rick,
forgotten the words?
You idiot.
We're not allowed to change
the record schedules at all.
What difference does one record make?
What's so special about it anyway?
Hey, don't try to change
Oh no, don't change me
Hey, don't
What the devil do you
think you're playing at?
What?
-I'm sorry, Mr Janson.
It was a mistake.
Mistake?
You mean stupidity?
That record was clearly marked.
Neither of you have the
authority to make changes.
You want good programs, don't you?
I mean that record went
out with the roaring '20s.
This is my station, Drake.
I'll worry about the ratings.
You do that again, you're
out, you understand?
Oh, fair enough, I'll play
the teddy bears' picnic,
all night long if that's want you want.
It's not what I want.
Now, don't try to get smart with me.
I'm sorry, I didn't
realize it was so important.
It isn't important.
It's...
It's a question of the copyright payments.
The London office does all
the paperwork, you understand.
That's normal procedure, isn't it.
Well, let's just forget
about it, shall we?
I can put it out next Mr Janson.
Uh.
Yes, yes, why not, Susie?
I'll go and finish my unpacking.
I'm terribly sorry about that.
That's all right, Drake.
See you later.
It's all so easy
So very easy
Just got that feeling
That I felt for you
But I don't mind
So if you ever come my way
You got the key
The key to my heart
I'll be the lonely one
I'll have to keep on
Til you come along
Key to my heart
Don't you throw it away
That was key to my heart
and now for a change in waltz time,
here's an old favorite, The Blue Danube.
Well, put it down, you fool.
I think we're going to be in for a storm.
Corrigan always takes the
bottle when the barometer falls.
Fascinating character.
My husband chose him
personally, didn't you, dear?
I want to see you later,
Corrigan, do you understand?
Whenever you say, sir.
Tonight!
Tell me, Johnny, what do
you think of our studio?
I hope you don't find it as primitive
as some of our amenities?
Very well-equipped, I'd say.
Good.
Perhaps, now that you're here,
we'll be able to put on
some entertaining programs?
Do you do any broadcasting
yourself, Mrs Janson?
Oh heavens no.
I don't seem to have the time.
All right.
Well, your due on the air soon, Drake.
Oh yes.
Yes, I am.
I'd better be going to man those tables?
Good luck.
Thank you.
I rather like him.
Well, we'll soon see if he's
everything he claims to be.
Hmm, what a fascinating thought.
Cutting it fine, aren't you?
Family failing, are we ready?
Commercial's running.
One minute.
This the schedule?
Yes. Standby.
You're in tune to the
sound of Radio Jolly Roger
and it's Koffel time.
Oh, relax, Marco.
It's money time.
I just don't want any problems that's all.
Honestly, darling, you're
getting positively neurotic.
Hello there, landlubbers.
Welcome to Radio Jolly Roger,
your friendly pirate
Johnny Drake on the bridge.
Or to use the surf side
syllables JD the DJ of the JR.
I'll be with you 'til
the dog comes on watch.
Right now, here we go with...
Well?
You're the worrier, darling.
And you're supposed to be the expert.
He's good.
He makes Susie sound like amateur night
at the village hall.
Oh, thank goodness for that.
No change in schedule then.
There never was any
question of that, surely?
No, no, of course not.
A drink, Mullins?
Yeah, please.
Well, what do you think of the new DJ?
Fascinating.
Wind's blowing up a storm out here
but, not to worry, request
time will be with you
15 minutes from now.
Meanwhile, let us go with a new one
from the Copperfields, John Hardy.
John Hardy was a brave little man
He carried two guns every day
Killed him a man in the West Virginia land
It'll last the night.
Should do.
All medium wave stuff, is it?
That's all we broadcast on.
I thought you might have
had a standby transmitter
for communications.
There's a radio telephone for that.
Yes, of course.
What's in here?
Not being the inquisitive
type, I wouldn't know.
Well, it's your studio, isn't it?
I work here, that's all.
What are you after, Drake?
You've been asking questions
ever since you came here.
I'm just naturally inquisitive,
especially, when someone seems
to be hiding the answers.
Well, you take a tip from me.
This is the wrong sort
of place to get nosy in.
Is that what Andrews did?
Yes, but he --
Look, Drake, I am not involved
and I don't want to be, right!
Well, that's your privilege, isn't it?
I'll take you home
Again Katherine
Across the ocean path
Too weary at heart
Has ever been
Fine night for fishing, Mr Corrigan.
Yeah.
Aye.
It depends on what you catch.
Something for breakfast?
Aye, if your tastes run that way.
Then drowned.
Drowned?
Fish?
Hey.
Been on the hook in the sea too long.
What's the fishing like here?
Plenty of herring?
Oh, yeah.
That's a fine fish.
It's a fine fish for breakfast.
What do you use for bait?
Oh, seaweed, seaweed's good.
The best thing you can have.
You could do with some seaweed.
No, thank you, Mr Corrigan.
Would you like some navigator's ruin?
No, thank you, Mr Corrigan.
Keep some!
Keep it, good night.
Especially for you.
Thank you.
Morning.
Morning, Drake.
How'd you like your first
taste of a good sea breeze?
Bracing, Mr Janson, quite bracing.
I only hope our anchors are secure.
Oh, it'll take more than the storm
to shift the Jolly Roger.
Let's hope so.
You know this was an
artillery fort during the war.
They built dozens of them out
at sea all round the coast.
Fitted them out with anti-aircraft guns.
They did a very good job too.
It really belongs to the army then?
No, not anymore.
They left them to rot for 20 years.
I just claimed these under maritime law.
This one's bedded down on solid rock.
Very glad to hear it.
I wish somebody would tell Corrigan
makes me seasick just to look at him.
Good morning, Mr Drake.
It's going to be a stormy afternoon.
Yes, it's blowing up.
We might be in for some bad weather.
Ah, certainly, we might.
How's everything in the galley,
all battened down, is it?
Oh, everything's stowed
safely, ship-shape.
But it rolls a bit, oh,
it rolls all the time.
The only thing that's rolling down there
are your empty bottles.
No, ma'am, no.
They're stowed away quite safely.
I'm not a man to drink in heavy weather.
I hope it stays fine for you.
Yes.
Stay fine for me.
Yes.
Yes.
You're due on shortly, aren't you?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Sorry, is Summers still
in the studio, is he?
Yes, he plays tapes from six o'clock.
He's a busy man.
I want my breakfast.
Morning, Mr Mullins.
You look as though you had a bad night?
Don't you worry about me.
I don't have to beguile housewives.
No, no, you're more
the strong, silent type,
aren't you Mr Mullins?
That's what I like about breakfast.
Such a nice, friendly atmosphere.
You're rather good at
causing trouble, aren't you?
Uh, no, no, not, not really.
Not, not, not deep down underneath.
I shouldn't say that.
All right, I'd better go
join the happy housewives.
How many have we got by the way?
What?
Audience figures.
Oh, um, about a million.
Really?
Hey, don't try to change me
Oh no, don't change me
Hey, don't rearrange me
Oh no, don't rearrange me
Hey, don't try to change me
Hi there, it's Johnny
Drake with top of the morning
from Radio Jolly Roger,
your friendly pirate.
Got some fabulous songs coming your way
to speed along those
household chores
but, first, let's take a rain check,
housewives, I mean homemakers.
One, kettle on, should be boiling by now.
Two, teapot, and necessaries standing by.
Three, feet up, cigarettes handy.
I'll tell you the brand later.
Four, check that hubby has, in fact, left.
You never know he might still be asleep
behind that morning newspaper.
All right-y, let's go with It's a Lie,
the Stormsville Shakers.
If they say I don't need you
Come on back to me
You're not much of a talker, are you?
About anything.
That's not what I'm paid for.
I suggest we have a little practice.
What about?
Andrews.
They say you were the
last person to see him.
So what?
We were on duty together.
He left, next morning, gone.
Didn't it strike you
as a little suspicious?
You know when a person
doesn't want to talk,
it usually means they
have something to hide.
Look the police came.
They agreed he must have
fallen off the deck.
Why is this door always kept locked?
I don't know.
Power cables, Summers.
Where do they go to?
You ever wondered about those?
Yes.
So did Andy.
But he found out, hmm?
I think so.
See, Janson sometimes asks us
to leave the generators on overnight.
That only occurs when you're playing
Strauss' Blue Danube Waltz?
He got the idea a few
days before he -- disappeared.
I didn't want to get involved.
For someone who's not involved,
you seem to know an awful lot.
You're on.
Thank you, the Stormsville
Shakers and now stand by
for 10 of the best from
the American Hot 100.
But, first, let's hear about the latest
from Bouquet Boutique,
the family florist
with a name for quality.
A rose by any other name
would smell as sweet
but when it's from Bouquet Boutique,
well, you just know it's
hand-picked and fresh
as the morning dew.
For all those special occasions,
consult Bouquet Boutique,
your family florist and
I can vouch for them, ladies.
I never get my buttonholes anywhere else.
Now, stand by for the American Hot 100.
There is something else.
What is it?
Andy made a note of the dates
and transmission times of that disc.
I found his notebook on the
top deck the following morning.
Where is it?
In my cabin.
I can't show it to you--
Get it now!
I got to do all this--
We're playing 10 numbers,
there's plenty of time.
Get it.
Go on.
Every moment I could undo
What I had done
How can I
Can I
Come back to you
I can't see how I
Could have made you feel this way
If I showed you
That I want to
Start from yesterday
Interesting piece of
equipment, Mr Mullins.
Short-range job and
I imagine a directional aerial.
Who are your friends?
You got more important
things to worry about.
Outside.
I can't see how I
You won't need them,
not where you're going.
If I showed you
That I want to
You killed him!
What is it?
A bit of trouble on the main deck, sir.
What sort of trouble?
He just killed Johnny Drake.
You stupid fool!
Never mind that!
Why?
Well, he was in the transmitter room.
You know--
All right.
I was bringing him down
here when he turned on me.
He was no DJ either.
Didn't you hear what I said?
Yes, of course, we did, my dear.
You said that Mr Drake
slipped and fell into the sea.
You're not going anywhere
so don't bother trying.
You're mad.
All of you.
The police are sure to find out.
We're not exactly on the local bus route.
But we've got to keep
our pop addicts happy.
We can't play taped programs
indefinitely, can we?
I couldn't.
You couldn't?
Oh yes, you could, my dear,
if the incentive was strong enough.
You'll go on the air, broadcast
as if nothing had happened.
So long as you keep doing
that you'll be of some
small value to us.
Come on.
But suppose I give myself away?
I can't just--
Oh, don't worry, darling.
You're dreary at the best of times.
Don't be unkind, Linda.
I'm sure that Susie will do her best
now that she knows how important it is.
Stand by.
And don't forget, darling,
I won't lose any sleep
if I have to use this.
It won't be the first time.
This is Radio Jolly
Roger, your friendly pirate,
and it's Susie Wade with a bumper bundle
of the latest by the greatest.
Here we go then with No Words
From You by the Zephyrs.
I sent a letter to you
Only yesterday
I said the things a lonely
boy would want to say
No words from you
I can't believe that you
Just planned to put me down
No words from you
Dammit, you didn't have to kill Summers.
You said to find out.
He knew all about Drake
and he even had that notebook of Andrews.
How the devil am I going to justify this?
Maybe the submarine can help?
Oh, you idiot.
It's miles away by now.
Can't contact it until
the next rendezvous time.
Well, the barometer's rising.
Stopped raining already.
What have you done with Summers body?
It's in his cabin.
Well, you better move it just in case.
No words from you
Radio telephone, where is it?
It's not here, it's in the studio.
Stay there!
The gun, please.
What sobered you up, Mr Corrigan?
Summers?
You might say that.
We appreciate you helping
us to find the notebook
when Summers scarpered to
his cabin, we thought --
However, gratitude is an empty notion.
That was the very latest from the Zephyrs.
Now, tipped for the charts.
This is Radio Jolly Roger,
your friendly pirate,
coming to you on 219
and it's a brand new one
from The Intuitions, Though I Know.
All right, standby for the New Generation.
It's one o'clock on Radio Jolly Roger.
Stay tuned to 219 for the good things.
Coming up now with the
number one in entertainment
The New Generation show brought to you
on Radio Jolly Roger by Helen Tours,
the holidays of a lifetime.
And here's the New Generation themselves
with The Key To My Heart.
Each and every night
They say that you will be
Just had you seen to me
But you walked away
Stopped at my feet
My heart missed a beat
But you walked away
If I could feel that you would say
Cause if you would
Then all my dreams would show
My head's splitting.
All right, go and get a breath of air.
But don't be long.
The disc is only on for three minutes.
Just as you seem to me
Johnny, I thought you were killed.
I want you to so something for me.
Get back on the air.
As soon as you can, send out a message,
say it is quiet enough for a drum solo.
Go on say it.
It's quiet enough for a drum solo.
But why, what am I saying it for?
It's my favorite phrase,
I'll explain later.
Can you do it?
Yes, I'm sure I can.
-Go on, quickly.
But you walked away
Yeah, you walked away
But you walked away
Oh, you walked away
A cool one there from the Surf Boys,
a fast climber in our Hot 100.
Time now for a change of tempo
which is the way things
are out here right now.
Storm's died down, sea's calm.
You might say it's quiet
enough for a drum solo.
So stay tuned to Radio Jolly
Roger, your friendly pirate,
where it's quiet enough
for a drum solo right now.
Coming up, a new one from the
Skylarks, Keep Me Satisfied.
Quiet enough for a drum solo?
It might be a code.
Do you think Suzie?
Suzie, never.
She wouldn't say boo to a mouse.
She might be tied up with Andrew or Drake?
I told you we shouldn't wait.
I told you.
Tell Linda to give the emergency
signal for the submarine.
We must leave at once.
Well, that's the last trick you'll play.
You've got a lot of explaining to do.
Come on.
Laugh at me
I watched them on my knees
I'm begging you please
Won't you change your ways
Change your ways
Mullins, here now.
It's quiet enough here for a drum solo
and this is Johnny Drake
your friendly DJ signing off
and disembarking with He Who Rides a Tiger
by Patsy Ann Noble.
Take a look around you
Tell me what you see
Well, take a look around you
Folk, like you and me
Someone to call their own
No one else will count
He who rides the tiger
Never can be smart
Never say to people
That you keep off the grass
He who rides the tiger
Going away for the weekend?
You'll have many of
them, long secluded ones.
Good idea, this pirate station, wasn't it?
Pop music 'til midnight.
Don't keep them waiting.
He who rides the tiger
Never can be smart
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