Scrubs (2001–2010): Season 8, Episode 18 - My Finale: Part 1 - full transcript

I can't believe
today is my last day

at Sacred Heart.

I couldn't help
but let my mind drift back

to my very
first day.

Don't look at me
when we are moving someone.

Why?

And from now on,

whenever I am
in the room,

you're definitely
not allowed to talk.

Charge!

Doctor Dorian...



Do you not realize
that you're nothing

but a large pair of scrubs
to me?

Sticked a penny
in there?

No, I was just making
small talk...

If I'll find a penny in there,
I'm taking you down.

I thought we cared
about each other?

Oh please, if you don't want
to sleep with me,

you'd do
the same thing.

I'd tell you one thing,
the last thing in the world

I want to do
is sleep with you now!

Do me right here...

Okay.

See?

I won in the end though,
because now she loves me



and I get to have her
whenever I see fit.

In fact, I think
I'll use this last day thing

to score
some morning sex...

I can't believe
today's my last day...

No morning sex.

Worth a try.

We can kiss if you remember
to lay out mouth wash last night.

I did.

Did you water it down
so we can just swallow it?

Of course,
I did!

Actually, I did not remembered
to water it down.

At all.

- Morning.
- You weirdo.

You'd love it.
How'd you sleep?

Really well
actually...

I know that
you wanna know why.

This is my bed!

I had it brought here
because it's so comfortable!

You don't have a bed
at your house anymore?

Why bother, I've slept here
like every night since you moved.

So...
We live together?

Kinda.
I guess.

I feel like
I should've been told.

Come on.

I see it now.

You've been sneak-moving
in here for days!

The clothes
in the dresser,

those girly pillows
on the couch,

this weird picture
of Vegas Showgirl...

Don't make fun
of my brother Berry.

And he looks
very beautiful.

They did a dynamite job
on his boobs.

Are those G's?

Double D's.

Plus you are the guy
who keeps asking me

to bring stuff
over here.

Are you seriously upset?

I am very upset,

I don't even think
morning sex could fix it.

Although,
it might.

Fine!

Do we have
to move a lot?

We never do
anyway.

True.

Aw, man...

He got
my coffee wrong.

How?

It's dirt.

That may be
because I told Donnie

you thought
his coffee tasted like dirt.

Why would you
do that?

Because Donnie is
a vengeful, little punk,

and I wondered to see
what he would do.

He's a convicted felony.
Shift the guy!

Aah, I love you Donnie.
Muffin, please!

I still can't believe
you're going back to work.

I miss doctoring.

Any great thing
about locum tenens

is it's part time

and you have to go
where they need you,

so it's gonna force
Enid and me to travel.

Finally, you are gonna stop
hanging around here?

Yep.

This is my last muffin
in this place.

Finally, you're gonna stop
hanging around here?

Uhh, look...

He's stuck
on a thought.

If he doesn't get off
within a few minutes,

just kick him,
that's what I always do.

Okay...

I have enjoyed this
stupid coffee spot so much.

I need a momento.

Would you distract the staff
while I steal my favourite table?

I don't think so,
Bob.

Understood,
it's not your fight.

Finally, you're gonna stop
hanging around--

Finally,
you're gonna stop--

Finally,
you're gonna--

Oh!
Thank you.

No problem.

I wouldn't do that.

It's a good dirt.

So I actually did
drift off a bit.

How was
the morning sex?

I was
awesome!

Really?

Nah, I never really got
things going,

my peep is sleepy.

Hey.

JD, I know that
it's your last day,

but I'm not gonna say,
"Goodbye"

because even if just
saying the word

this ain't gonna go,
it's gonna make me cry.

Okay, okay, take deep breaths,
deep breaths...

I can't catch
my breath,

I can't catch it,
I can't catch it.

Where is it?
Where is it?

Breathe it out,
breathe it out.

Okay,
I'm back.

Plus, I'm just gonna see you
at our place tonight, okay?

Did you just said "our place"?
You are sneak-moving in!

Your ears
are playing tricks.

And JD,
people should make a big deal

about you leaving
Sacred Heart,

but...
don't get disappointed

if it doesn't live up
to expectations

you have
in your head, okay?

I think
I'll be fine.

Yeah, I-uh, I know
it's blocking the stairs,

but people
could walk around, right?

You're the greatest.

Get over here.
You're my bear!

That's right.

Growl for me!

What are
those pads for?

Those pads there, my friend,
are for you to fall on.

In honor
of your departure,

I'm about to give you
your final,

full-turbo,
spinning eagle.

Prepping for takeoff!

Excellent,
now did you get my text

about not eating after midnight,
last night?

All I had is
mouthwash.

Let's do this,
come on!

Mounting.

Three!

Two!
One!

Eagle...
Eagle...

Are these two
doctors?

I'm afraid so.

Never... stop...
spinning me!

Eagle!
Whoo!

Find the pads!

I can't find it.

Dude,
follow my voice!

Coming...

There is another hospital
down about 3 miles that way.

You okay,
babe?

Eagle...

Yeah.

S08E18:
My Finale

Fantastic eagle,
buddy!

Yeah, I really felt
like we nailed it.

So, I'm gonna see you
all day,

I'm worried you did
your goodbye too early.

Oh my God,
I did, I'm such an idiot.

It's all right,
I can fix this,

We just have to match
that initial goodbye intensity

every time
we see each other.

Can you do that
for me?

Yeah, I'll just answer you
like this,

"Come here, you!"

Smell like
a weightlifter.

That's cause I worked out
this morning.

Wow...

It's alright.

I finally dealt
with the fact

that you'll never hold me
like that.

Maybe we should try,
let's see what we're missing.

Yeah?

Oh God,
I love the feel of you.

You smell
like a turbo captain!

Dude,
it's finally happeni-ing!

Now I know
what we are missing, guys.

You have been...
Yeah, you guys are on to something.

I usually cup the butt
for support.

Oh, it's nice.

Oh yeah,
there it is.

Our groins
are usually closer...

Yes, it's like
they're clapping...

They almost
slap each other.

- Yeah, we're not gonna do that.
- Yeah, not gonna do it.

Excuse me.

To hell with
doing my goodbyes too early,

I want my moment
with Doctor Cox,

and I want it now.

Doctor Cox,
since this is my last day,

I got you
a little something.

You know,
as a thank you.

Because...
In my mind...

You're the one who made me
the man I am today.

You can't blame me
for that.

No,
it's too mean.

It's a book
of all your rants!

I always
wrote them down.

- Wow...
- Check it out.

Leather bound,
I did the calligraphy.

The number
next to each passage

is a rating system
from 1 to 5,

depending on how much
that particular rant

hurt me emotionally.

One being something
I could easily shrug off,

and 5 being something that
still makes me want to cut myself.

Oh, look:

"The only way you could be
less productive right now

is if you were,
in fact,

the wall on
what you're leaning against."

That one used to be a five,
but now it's a four.

I still well up
when I think about it,

but now
I can fall asleep after.

Who wants to see
what Jordan does

when she's bored?

Hey,
Newbie,

What if say, I wanna
to locate something in here

about just
how little I care about

any given moment that you and I
have spent together?

Good question.

You just go to the glossary,
and you see, "How little I care."

Page 19.
Boom, page turn.

Things I care as little about
as JD's last day of residency.

Ha-ha-ha-ha,
I remember this one!

Every hybrid car,
every talk-show host,

everything on the planet,
everything in the solar system,

and everything, everything,
everything, everything...

Everything that exist
past, present and future,

and all discovered
and undiscovered to mention is,

and of course...

- Hugh Jackman!
- Hugh Jackman!

That was nice, I liked that.
We shared that.

Me too,

because it's
the exact sentiment

that I wanna
to put out there for you

on your last day
of work here.

Thank you
for this lovely present.

Okay, um...
You're welcome.

Up close,
you're not a handsome man.

Thank you,
Mrs. Stonewater.

When you gone,
he's gonna hit me.

Mom, he is
not going to do that.

Doctor Dorian?

I would never hit a patient,
Mrs. Stonewater.

I am not a hitter.

See,
he hates hitting.

Well, I wouldn't say
that I hate hitting.

That's a little strange.

D-D-Does wrestling count
as hitting?

Because my friend,
Turk and I,

sometimes wrestle
and I really like that.

When you're gone,
he's gonna wrestle me!

No, only if you tickle me first,
that's what Turk does.

Now
he wants to tickle me!

Are you an idiot?

Can I talk to you outside
for a second?

That is not my mom,
okay, uh...

This paranoia,
and a delirium,

and it's last few weeks,
it's like she's just checking out and--

I know it's frustrating,
but I promise you,

we're gonna find
the answer.

He's gonna hit me
when you leave!

I'm almost positive
I won't!

Do you think you need
the "almost" part?

I am very positive I won't!
It will never happen.

Sorry.

You're no doctor?

Actually,
it's my last day.

Yeah,
makes sense.

That was hurtful.

Can there be
good without evil?

It's probably a question
for your priest.

I'm Jewish.

Really?
Shalom!

- What?
- Never mind.

That "good-evil" thing
was in my head

because I was watching
"Unbreakable"

by Manight Shyamalan.

It's "M. Night",
you-you don't say "Ma-night",

it's-it's M. Night,
no Ma.

No, it's Ma!

Like Thomas Haur,
F. Maria Abraham.

Don't think so...

- No Ma?
- No Ma.

Well,
that's funny.

Cause we've bowling
the other night,

and he says, "Man, no one ever
says my name right."

I said, "Ma, you've got
two bigger problems than that."

One of them
is that seven tense split

you live for yourself...

And the other one...

is how about trying
to write a movie

without a big
twist ending.

Well, he took offence,
got pissed,

he wouldn't talk me
for a good hour, but...

He loosened up
on the hay, right?

Yeah, I'm sure
that's a true story.

Anyway, I wanted to do
something big

for your departure,
but now it is my wife

who's taken up
all my time.

I wanted to spend all night
in the lab,

but she wanted
to play cards.

You have a lab?

So I decided to go simple.
What would you say...

this is?

Seems like a really
gay piece of man jewelry.

It is.

It's also the penny

that you put in the door,
eight years ago.

For the last time,
I did not put a penny in the door!

- Admit it!
- Oh God!

Why did you
do that?

Because
I read in a book...

that if you surprise someone
with an accusation,

they're more likely
to tell you the truth.

Nah, I don't really think
that's gonna work.

Okay, well,
I'm not discouraged.

You know
what they say.

You admit it?

Could you stop
doing that?

It's nothing's
gonna happen.

Don't feel bad,
I'm probably doing it wrong.

Admit!

Doctor Dorian,

if the patient says
his painkillers aren't working,

how do we know
if he's just trying to scam drugs

or if he really needs
more pain meds?

What I recommend is
taking a safety pin

and then just give him
a quick little sta-ab, okay!

Kidding.
Guys...

We don't ever stab.

With pain meds,

it's hard to gauge...

I'm gonna miss you
so much.

C'mon, squeeze me
like you mean it.

You smell
like it's hot of...

It's hot in my heart.

Get out of here.

Okay,
I can understand

that might have
seemed a little girly,

even for me.

M-m, not really.

You know, Jo,

I'm not really taking comments
right now.

No, no, it's sort of
an announcement phase, okay?

Announcement
number one:

Starting tomorrow, Doctor Cox
will be leading intern rounds.

Sadly,
it is my last day.

You are now
free to comment.

Who would like
to start us off?

Nobody?

Jo?

It's funny, you were--
you were eager

to make a comment
only moments ago.

No,
I got nothing.

I order you
to comment!

Umm...

I'll miss you...?

Oh, Jo!

I'll miss you too!

It's over, Sunny,
it's too late.

There he is...
Speak of the devil!

I was just prepping these guys
for you to take over.

Maybe you'd like to
say a few words

about how you and I
got started our relationship

began as
a student and teacher thing,

and then evolved into something
a whole lot more.

The floor, Perry...

is yours.

I'm okay.

He's okay.
You're okay?

He's okay,
okay, uh...

I guess I'll just have
to settle

for handing over
the ceremonial reins...

Take the reins,
please.

Never want to.

Take the reins.

I don't want
the reins.

- Please, take the reins.
- I'm not taking the reins.

I can take the reins
and just hold them for him!

I felt that could work out
for everyone.

Here you go,
they're heavy.

This guy can pull,
haha...

No one's
taking the reins!

Well then, what am I gonna do
with the reins?

Reins are on the ground.
Happy now?

Alright, children,

tomorrow morning,
I want you prepped

on the endocrine system.

At least let me
pass of the torch...

Oh, for the love of God,
disperse!

Can you hold this please,
it's very hot.

And just like that,

it was time
to ruin someone's day.

She has
Huntington's Disease?

It's a degenerative
brain disease.

Causes you to lose control
of your movement

and mental ability.

It can also
change your personality,

like with your mom.

So, uh,
what do we do?

Unfortunately,
there is no cure.

Eventually,
it will take her.

Oh, geez...

Sometimes you just have
to barrel through,

no matter
how much it sucks.

And...
Mr. Stonewater,

Huntington's is caused
by a faulty gene.

And since your mother
has it,

you have a 50/50 chance
of having it too.

We can test you for it,
if you want.

If we find out
that I have it early on,

are there
any treatment options?

Nothing substantional yet.

I can only tell you
if you have it.

I... can't even tell
when the disease would hit you,

if you do have it.

Could be in your 70s,
like your mom, or--

Could be sooner.

Could be sooner.

I am so sorry.

Do I have
a few minutes?

Sure.

I'm so bummed
about Ms. Stonewater,

I totally spaced and forgot
what's wrong with Benjamin here.

Is he the one
with the broken ribs?

Nope. Maybe he is
the guy with sinus polyps?

I don't think
there is any polyps,

but he definitely has some
oily skin issues.

I should try him onto
that dynamite apricot scrub

I stole from Elliot.

Oh, come on!
Focus!

I s'pose I could go
get his chart,

but I left it
all the way downstairs...

Come on, man,
you got eight years

of medical experience.
Use it!

Maybe you can
smell it out...

I want to say it smells like
non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

What are you doing?

You don't know what
any diseases smell like!

Ah, to hell with it.

What do
you have again?

Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

Of course you do,
you reek of it.

I'm sorry.

See, Benjamin understands
that you're human,

that you're having kind of
an overwhelming day.

Give him a smile,
as a "thank you"!

I want a new doctor.

Uh, no, I've been working
my butt off

taking care of you
for the last two weeks,

so I'm afraid
the answer is "no", Benjamin.

My name is Roger.

I'll get you
a new doctor.

What's wrong?

Did you find out

that I am replacing
your kitchen counter tops

with a prettier ones
from my apartment,

because if you're mad,

I can stop those workers
right now.

What?
No, Elliot...

I'm upset because
Huntington's Disease sucks,

Doctor Cox is a jerk,
I'm such a crappy doctor,

I just got dumped
by a patient,

and no one but you and Turk
even cares that I am leaving!

What about them?

I'm not leaving yet!

I'm just getting some air,
but thank you!

Thank you all! You know,
I've always said that

I-I came to Sacred Heart
a boy,

and it's turn me into--

They are waving at me,
genius.

I took
my favourite table,

and I'm bailing out
of that coffee place.

Bye gang!

- Bye, Bob.
- Bye, Bob!

But you left a year ago!
You got cake!

He got a cake!

Who changed my sign?

How dare you change
somebody's sign?!

You stupid
sign changers?!

Hey, relax.

They're sign changers!

I'll fix it.

Oh, that's right,
I forgot Tina in accounting

left for eight days
to climb on Kilimanjaro!

How cool is that?

- Elliot!
- What?

I just think
she's very brave!

With her wooden leg
and all.

Hey Elliot, I can see down
your blouse from here!

I hope
you fall and die, Todd!

What a way to go!

There,
lil' better.

So what the hell
did you think

leaving this place
was gonna be like?

Well, I guess I felt there would be
a lot of heartfelt goodbyes...

When I was finally
ready to leave,

it'd be like one of those
great old sitcom finales...

We got a trouble
in here!

We all gonna die!

Why would they wire
all the power

through one switch?

That seems crazy!

Well, I'm afraid all
I can offer you is a handshake.

I'll take it, sir.

Have a great life,
Dorian.

Thank you.

Get as much tail
as you can.

I always do, sir.

Already through
a morning sex today.

Daddy girl!

To all goodbyes,

maybe you should just
ask for them.

You're right.

My exchange with Doctor Kelso
renewed my strength.

Other men had no problem
saying what they wanted,

and sure, sometimes it was
a ridiculous, ridiculous request

Admit
that you did it!

No!

- 'Mit!
- No!

Dammit!

And sometimes,
it's even

not wanting to know
if you have a fatal disease.

Hey, uh,
Doctor Dorian...

I decided not
to take that test, okay?

Okay...

Either way, it was time for me
to follow their league.

Doctor Cox,
I want something from you.

I know you do, Newbie,
and I have been

searching through
this wonderful book

that you gave me,

trying to find
the exact right speech

to share with you,

but alas, there's nothing in here on
"Barking up the wrong tree,"

or even a
"Turn back now

because this doesn't end
well for you" sections, so...

I'm gonna have
to go ahead and wing it.

Let's see what happens.

Noobie, I know
that you want this

to be a very special day
for the both of us.

I get that,
I truly do.

You want feelings to be shared,
you want hugs to flow.

But that is not now
nor is it ever been who I am,

and you know that.

I'm real sorry there,
Newbie,

but this is not
a special day for me,

it's just...
a day.

If you put that down
in the book later,

give it a five.

Fair enough.

How could Dan
not want to know

if he has
Huntington's Disease?

Maybe he's in denial.

I mean if it were me,
I've been gone crazy.

I'm gonna go
talk to him.

D-I implore you,

please do the one thing
I am beyond confident

that you know how to do
nothing do nothing.

It is
the patient's decision.

Has Perry told you
how he feels about you yet?

No, and he says
he is not going to.

Well, just wait him out,
you'll beat him in it.

Un...
Let it arrive...

acceptable...

Unacceptable.

You love torturing him,
don't you?

I do.

How come
you never tortured me?

You know like
when I just started.

You were Bambi!

Somebody had to teach you
how to walk.

Thank you for that.

For being my teacher.

No problem.

Is there anything I can do
to repay the favor?

Tell me my husband loves me
more than he loves you.

It's about the same.

I'll take it.

I'm gonna miss you,
Bambi.

And I'll miss you too.

- Why are you stopping?
- Why are you stopping?

- I don't wanna say.
- Just say!

Let's face it.

We said "goodbye"
too early,

I don't think
I've got another hug in me.

Honest to God, I never thought
I'd hear you say that.

How can I ever
not want to hug you?

Has the world
gone mad?

It's just crazy!
We can do this.

You're absolutely right buddy,
come here!

Nope,
not feeling it.

You smell like regret.
Let it go.

Young lady,
are you responsible

for jamming
those elevator doors?

No, good sir,
I am not.

Tell the truth.

Okay, I did it.
But it was an accident.

That's okay.
Because you came clean!

And here's ten dollars.

Go buy
some ice cream!

This is stupid.

He blackmailed me
into doing this.

No improving...
Give me the money back.

No, my script says
to rip it up

and walk away
dramatically.

She was supposed
to be my long-lost sister,

were you getting that?

Look,
it's been a very long day.

Well, long days are
like pancakes...

Admit it!

Fine!
I put penny in the door.

It was eight years ago!

Oh, what do you know,
it finally worked.

It was an accident.

It fell out of my pocket
and rolled into the door.

It was my first day,
I didn't wanted you to be mad.

Do you believe me?

Yeah,
I saw it happen.

If you saw it happen,
then why did you

asked me back then
if I put a penny in the door?

It was a test of character.
You failed.

And you lost out
on a wonderful friendship.

We could
still be friends!

So you're actually gonna stop
working around here?

That's right, Ted.

So you're actually gonna stop
working around he..

- Thanks.
- No worries.

Did you know
it's Doctor Dorian's last day?

You should give him a hug
and share your feelings about him.

Do you think
you're funny?

Funny looking pal!

Hey, you.

I-I'm trying to develop
my sentimental side.

You know,
for my stupid kids,

and you and I
did it once, so...

Take care.

Thanks, Jordan.

So you're actually gonna stop
working around here?

Ted, come here.

I need to be horrible
to someone.

That's weird
that you came.

Uh, you seem
like you need it.

I am supersensitive
about my skin today.

Focus on that.

- It looks really blotchy.
- Yeah, and check this thing out!

- Did you pick that?
- No, it did it by itself!

I wanna touch it,
but I don't!

Did you just page me
to ask me

how much Ibuprofen
to give Mrs. Lensner here?

Oh, I was worried
it would excacerpate the patient...

It's Ibuprofen!

Here's what you do:
When she wakes up,

get her to open her mouth,
nice and wide,

then get some of those
Ibuprofen pills in your hand, and

throw them at her!

Whatever sticks in there,
that's the correct dosage!

And the cycle repeats, huh?

Beg your pardon?

You yelled at me
for the very same thing,

when I was an intern.

I'm gonna go ahead
and jot that down

as one of the most
fascinating tidbits of the day!

So maybe that's
who Perry Ullysses Cox is...

A gruff,
insensitive teacher.

And after everything
we went through,

if I'm still just
another student to him...

It doesn't mean
I should be any less grateful.

Thank you for everything,
Doctor Cox.

Keep moving.

I expected that.

I didn't expect this.

We're sorry...

About what?

- I blew my goodbye, I did it too early,
- The whole moving in, I totally blew it

- now I can't hug you,
- 'cause I feel like I was

- what kind of a friend am I?
- going to lose you end of all...

Guys, can you not talk
simultaneously?

- I can,
- I can,

- but I'm not sure she can...
- but I'm not sure he can...

- That was awesome!
- That was awesome!

Turk,
your goodbye was great.

And Elliot,
I told you to move stuff in,

because I want you
to be there all the time.

I sublented my house!

That's aggressive--

I can't help it,
I lost my mind!

Still, guys,
I want you to know...

We're all good, okay?

- Okay.
- Thanks.

I understood their neediness,
because I am feeling it myself.

And I know
what's causing it...

The future.

I wanted to know
what was next.

Whether we would make it
as a couple?

Whether I would stay tight
with my friend?

Whether he will even miss me
when I'm gone?

Hey.

Hey!

Where's your mom?

Oh they, uh...

They wheeled her out of her bed
to get some kind of scan.

I should probably
go check on her.

Before you go,
I got to ask...

Why aren't you
going to get that test?

I don't know.

I still might, you know,
in a next few years or... days.

But right now,
if I found out

that I was eventually
gonna die from something...

Once you learn that information,
you can't unlearn it.

And this way,
my future is still mine.

It can be whatever
I want it to be.

Does that makes sense?

Yeah.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

My last chart.

So your shift is officially over...
and that'll do it.

Nice knowing you,
John Dorian.

It was
nice knowing you too...

What is your name?

Glenn Matthews.

Oh, that was easy...

That's easy now.

When I was a kid,
I had a horrible impediment,

I'd say "Genn Mafuf".

I'm glad I wasn't there
during those times...

I would have turned you
to pifuf.

Why would
you tell me now?

It's first time
you've asked.

No, it's not!

Pretty sure it is.

I've been here for eight years,
and I don't know your name,

I call you
"The Janitor",

I am sure I've asked you
what your name is.

I don't think so.

Really?

People don't wanna know
the janitor's name.

You probably
forgotten my name already.

- Glenn.
- Glenn...

Mafuf.

Well then...
Shalom, Glenn Matthews.

Shalom.

Hey, Tony.

What's up?

Adios...

See ya.

Things rarely go exactly
the way you want them to.

So sometimes you make due
with whatever you can get.

Good night!

Good night.

Ah, he's finally gone.

Talk about making a big deal
over nothing, you know.

I mean,
Doctor Dorian was fine,

but he was no better
than any other doctor.

For the record, he was the best
that ever came through this dump.

John Dorian was the first
and only doctor I ever met

who cared
as much as I do.

And you can
forget about him

just an exceptional physician.

Because the fact
that matters is he was...

He's a damn
exceptional person.

That's why
people gravitated to him.

That's why I did.

He was my friend.

Thank you, God.

That was beautiful.

Oh God, no...

It's okay, Perry.
You just said how you feel.

Honestly, I am so full
of your love right now,

I literally could not take
another drop.

Brace yourself,
I am coming in.

You smell
like a father figure.

Oh...

Please stop.

Great job, Sunny,
you said your line perfectly.

Oh, thanks!
I worked on it!

I knew
it would set you off.

Good night,
best friend.

He thinks I'm
an exceptional...

person!

You realize that even
though he gets to leave,

you...
have to stay?

I didn't think
that out.

No.
You didn't.

Endings
are never easy.

I always build them up
so much in my head,

they can't possibly live up
to my expectations,

and I just end up
disappointed.

I am not even sure
why it matters to me so much

how things end here.

I guess it's because
we all want to believe

that what we do
is very important.

That people hang
onto our every word.

That they care
what we think.

The truth is,
you should consider

yourself lucky
if it even occasionally

get to make someone,
anyone...

feel a little better.

After that, it's all about the people
that you let into your life.

And as my mind drifted the faces
I've seen here before,

I was taking
the memories of family...

Hey,
little brother!

of co-workers...

Goodbye-five!
From the Big Dog!

of lost loves...

You never called.

I miss you.

Even of those
who've left us...

There you are!

Hi, tiger!

And as
I rounded that corner,

they all came at me
in a wave of shared experience.

Keep it all
like you do.

Point-flip!

I broke
my penis again.

But this time
it was fun!

Take care, bro!
Take real good care.

I didn't kill her.

Way to live
a cheery gig, bro.

I got me
some white meat.

Keep party later,
there'll be prostitutes.

Did you ever
go on that picnic?

Make sure you do.

I hate you so much,
JD.

It's like a baget.

Hooch is crazy.

And even though
it felt warm and safe,

I knew
it had to end.

It's never good to live
in the past too long.

As for the future,
thanks to Dan,

it didn't seem
so scary anymore.

It could be
whatever I want it to be.

And who's to say
this isn't what happens?

Who can tell me that my fantasies
won't come true?

Just this once.

Good night.

Good night.

Hey.

- Say action.
- Action.

I wanna touch it,
but I don't.

Chief, say what.

Oh, that's funny,

'cause we were bowling
the other night

and he says,
"Man, no one ever says

my name right."

I says to him,
I says,

"Ma, you got two bigger
problems than that.

One of them
is that seven tense split

that you left
for yourself.

And another one...

is how about trying
to write a movie

without a big
twist ending?

He says,
"What's with the accent?"

I say,
"What do you mean?

It's just
how I grew up."

He says,
"I will put you in a movie."

I said, "Okay."

Then we're on a hay ride later,
and he makes a monkey face.

I say,
"What in the world is this?"

He says, "Hey man.
Welcome to the big time."

He slaps me
across the face.

Well, I didn't know
whether to...

or write a screenplay.

Next, hit him.
Act two.

Hit him.

Alright, just hit him.
Come on!

Come on!

Hit him.

Got me,
you got me!

# Tell me, you'll be
listening on Fridays #

# She doesn't really... #

Oh my God,
you're listening!

It's a wrap.
Thank Donald for the set up.

I'll really miss you.

You'll top me in.

Good night check.

There's the season wrap
from Judy Reyes.

- Oh, God...
- Mmm...

Well, you bet...

More defense now?

Alright, Donald.

- Camera set?
- Yeah.

Ha, check it.

Hey, that's the season wrap
on Zach Braff.