Scream Queens (2015–2016): Season 1, Episode 10 - Thanksgiving - full transcript
Chad takes Chanel to his family home for Thanksgiving, where she meets his brothers, Brad and Thad, as well as his parents. However, an uninvited guest throws the holiday into chaos. Meanwhile, Dean Munsch gathers the survivors at Kappa House, but dinner quickly explodes into accusations of who among them is really the killer.
- Previously on Screen Queens...
- Boone murdered 13 people.
There were two babies.
Twins... a boy
and a girl.
Your commitment to revenge
is clearly greater than your brother's was.
I'll be going to the
Hamptons for Thanksgiving
- with the Radwells.
- I'm pregnant!
Okay, Chanel...
Listen, I don't want you
to take this the wrong way,
but I don't think I can bone you right now.
My wanger is way stressed out.
I got a kid on the way with
a crazy neck-braced baby mama
who I now gotta marry and be
miserable for the rest of my life.
You don't have to marry
that psycho cow Hester,
because you don't have a baby on the way...
if you know what I mean.
No, I-I don't know what you mean.
I have killed for love, Chad.
I've killed for our love.
Wh... what?
Chad, Hester was never pregnant.
She just said that so you'd
invite her to Thanksgiving
with your family in the Hamptons.
But then
she had a little accident
on the stairs.
A what?
Wait, are-are you
saying you killed Hester?
Gravity killed Hester.
I just gave her a little push.
Hester can't come between us anymore, Chad.
You and I can pick up
right where we left off.
You can bring me home for Thanksgiving
and introduce me to my future in-laws.
Hold on.
What did you do with the body?
Duh. I put it in the meat locker.
It's where we've been
putting all the dead bodies.
Oh, my God.
Chanel, that is so hot.
I want to see it.
I need to see the body.
Look, we can have a three-way
with the body. What? No!
Oh, come on, I need this!
If you expect me to take our
relationship to the next level
by taking you home to the
Hamptons for Thanksgiving,
you're going to have to prove
to me you can meet my needs.
Ugh, fine! I'll show you the body,
but not so you can have sex with it.
I'll show it to you
so that you and I will
share a dangerous secret
that will strengthen our relationship
and bring us closer together.
No frigging way. Where is she?
I don't understand how
this keeps happening!
Is this meat locker, like, a wormhole
to an alternate universe or something?
Okay, Chanel, you gotta relax.
Believe me, no one's more disappointed
that Hester's hot dead bod isn't in here.
Listen.
I'm not a detective or anything,
but what if Hester was never dead
and she just managed to escape?
That's not possible!
I watched her fall down the stairs!
After she fell down the
stairs, did you check her pulse?
No, Chad, because I'm not,
like, a registered nurse.
Well, Chanel, it seems to me
like you tried to kill
Hester and totally failed.
So you should probably bring
a security detail with you
to the Hamptons because...
the girl's insane.
She'll probably stop at nothing until
she gets her revenge by murdering you.
Sync & corrections by wilson0804
WEB-DL resync by kinglouisxx
- Boone murdered 13 people.
There were two babies.
Twins... a boy
and a girl.
Your commitment to revenge
is clearly greater than your brother's was.
I'll be going to the
Hamptons for Thanksgiving
- with the Radwells.
- I'm pregnant!
Okay, Chanel...
Listen, I don't want you
to take this the wrong way,
but I don't think I can bone you right now.
My wanger is way stressed out.
I got a kid on the way with
a crazy neck-braced baby mama
who I now gotta marry and be
miserable for the rest of my life.
You don't have to marry
that psycho cow Hester,
because you don't have a baby on the way...
if you know what I mean.
No, I-I don't know what you mean.
I have killed for love, Chad.
I've killed for our love.
Wh... what?
Chad, Hester was never pregnant.
She just said that so you'd
invite her to Thanksgiving
with your family in the Hamptons.
But then
she had a little accident
on the stairs.
A what?
Wait, are-are you
saying you killed Hester?
Gravity killed Hester.
I just gave her a little push.
Hester can't come between us anymore, Chad.
You and I can pick up
right where we left off.
You can bring me home for Thanksgiving
and introduce me to my future in-laws.
Hold on.
What did you do with the body?
Duh. I put it in the meat locker.
It's where we've been
putting all the dead bodies.
Oh, my God.
Chanel, that is so hot.
I want to see it.
I need to see the body.
Look, we can have a three-way
with the body. What? No!
Oh, come on, I need this!
If you expect me to take our
relationship to the next level
by taking you home to the
Hamptons for Thanksgiving,
you're going to have to prove
to me you can meet my needs.
Ugh, fine! I'll show you the body,
but not so you can have sex with it.
I'll show it to you
so that you and I will
share a dangerous secret
that will strengthen our relationship
and bring us closer together.
No frigging way. Where is she?
I don't understand how
this keeps happening!
Is this meat locker, like, a wormhole
to an alternate universe or something?
Okay, Chanel, you gotta relax.
Believe me, no one's more disappointed
that Hester's hot dead bod isn't in here.
Listen.
I'm not a detective or anything,
but what if Hester was never dead
and she just managed to escape?
That's not possible!
I watched her fall down the stairs!
After she fell down the
stairs, did you check her pulse?
No, Chad, because I'm not,
like, a registered nurse.
Well, Chanel, it seems to me
like you tried to kill
Hester and totally failed.
So you should probably bring
a security detail with you
to the Hamptons because...
the girl's insane.
She'll probably stop at nothing until
she gets her revenge by murdering you.
Sync & corrections by wilson0804
WEB-DL resync by kinglouisxx