Scorpion (2014–2018): Season 1, Episode 10 - Talismans - full transcript

My name is Walter O'Brien.

I have the fourth highest IQ
ever recorded: 197.

Einstein's was 160.

When I was 11, the FBI
arrested me for hacking NASA

to get their blueprints
for my bedroom wall.

Now I run a team of geniuses,

tackling worldwide threats

only we can solve.

Toby's our behaviorist.

Sylvester's a human calculator.

Happy, a mechanical prodigy.



Agent Cabe Gallo's
our government handler.

And Paige?
Well, Paige isn't like us.

She's normal
and translates the world for us

while we help her understand
her genius son.

Together, we are Scorpion.

You should have seen
the handful we were

dealing with at the scene,
like open container violation,

drunk and disorderly,
resisting arrest.

Resisting arrest?
Yep. We're not pressing charges

because of the unique
circumstances,

but next time,

we don't go easy.
Okay. Thank you.

What up, little bro?

Resisting arrest, huh?



I'm half crippled--
I fell into the cop

as he was lifting me
out of the sand.

That's resisting gravity.

Oh, that's not funny.

No, what's not funny
is that I have to spend

every last minute of my very
short life span in a hospital--

hospital smell,
hospital people, hospital food--

so... I bailed,

and... I got a six-pack.

Alcohol.
That's, uh, wonderful.

Can we...?
What? Don't take me back yet.

I barely get to see you.

Megan, I visit
every Friday.

Walter, the docs said

in less than a year
I won't be able to walk.

My respiratory system will

soon follow.
Nothing is certain. MS is fickle.

Life is fickle.

But I want to live
while I still can.

Come on, let me spend
the day with you.

No. No. Okay, get in the car.
See your work, meet your coworkers.

Come on.

It's not a good idea.

One day, and then I'll go
back to my PT and tests.

Besides...

if you take me to the hospital,

you're just gonna have
to bail me out again.

Are you guys ready?

Hold your horses.

All right, Sly, we're done.

Okay.

All right, that mug
had 23 clothespins on it,

which means
you took two.

These erasers aren't level,

which means you broke
a pencil tip.

Come on, guys,
not cool. And...

you moved that notebook

one-sixteenth of an inch.
Damn it.

Have fun
writing my case studies...

"suckas."

Get your homework in on time.

Oh, Happy.

You know, I would expect
this kind of behavior

from Toby, but...

Hey.

So, um,

this is my sister Megan.

Hi.

Thought you guys
were geniuses.

Someone say something smart.

Hi, Megan. I'm so sorry.

I'm Paige.

They were just...

playing a spirited game of...

"Move Sylvester's
Stuff Around."

Yeah... so they're
a little out of it.

Guys, this is when
you introduce yourself.

Yes, okay.

Hello, Megan.

Nice to meet you.

Walter has told me
so much about you.

No, he hasn't.

No, he hasn't.
Hey.

Dr. Tobias M. Curtis.

It's a pleasure.

Hey, I'm Happy.

And I'm dying, but you don't
see me telling everyone.

Yes!

Inappropriate self-deprecating
humor to put others at ease.

I like your approach.

I like your hat.

Can I sit?
Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, um...

Big step for you.

Bringing your sister here.
Mm.

You want titanium.

These are aluminum.

The docs gave you garbage.

Well, I sure wouldn't want
to have MS.

Oh, gosh.

Did I let my inside voice
get out again?

Yeah, Cabe?

Yeah, we're all on our way.

Uh, Sylvester, you got my bag?

Yeah.
Are you gonna be okay here?

Because we have to go ASAP.
I don't have time to take you

back to the hospital.
I'll manage.

General.

Is this your team?
It is, sir.

Perspiration,
pupil dilation.

Fight-or-flight responses.
Something is certainly up.

All right, what you're
about to hear is classified.

If shared outside these walls,
it's capital treason.

Now, 60 minutes ago,

an F-120 Hawkwing carrying

classified radar
cloaking technology

went down in Bosnia.

Bosnia, is that
still a thing?

Yes, it's a thing.
They're also facing

a violent rebel faction
that wants to overthrow

a legitimately elected
government.

Uh, violent rebels?

The fear is they find
the plane before we do,

sell its cloaking software
to the highest bidder.

If the buyers can get past
the encryption code,

U.S. security would be
immediately threatened.

Now,
separatist clashes and rebels

have been isolated to the
southern part of the country.

It's nowhere near
the crash site.

So you should be safe.

Go in, get the software,
get out.

Why us?
We need a team

with the acumen to extract
technology from hardware

that may be damaged
beyond repair.

So it's
a straightforward mission.

If it's so straightforward,
why do we need GI Joe here?

It's Lieutenant...
James Corbett.

My mistake, GI Jim.

The Hawkwing was piloted

by Captain Javier Barrios.

We're here to escort your team
to the crash site,

oversee the software extraction,

and bring Captain Barrios's
remains home to his next of kin.

Just so we're clear,

for our safety,
you'll do exactly

what my team says,
when we say it.

Actually, we're a team, too,
and a pretty smart one,

and we don't work well
when told to follow blindly.

Then get better at it.

What is this guy's problem?

All right,
everyone take it easy.

Okay, um, a moment, please...

Take a step back
instead of forward on this.

Well, he's hostile
and condescending, so...

Well, maybe because

a fellow member
of the military is dead,

and they have
to go find the corpse.

So, before you say something

you can't take back,

think...

"What would Paige say?"

Hi.

I'm sorry, uh...

we're ready to help,
however we can.

You need me on this one,

'cause you're going to either be

defending our team
from the SEALs

or trying to kill
them yourself.

I can calm the waters.

You're okay with going
to another country for 36 hours,

leaving your kid behind?

I'll call Drew;
he'll watch Ralph.

I can handle this.
I'm part of the team.

Part of it?

You're the glue, kid.

Walter, you know,

the military's only gonna get
you a 20 square mile radius

on the location of that jet,

but if I have all the specs,

I can get you a location
for that plane

in your phone
by the time you land

within 300 yards.

Great.
I need to do it from the garage.

I want to make some phone calls,
I want to get

into some old theorem binders.

I want to get this right.

That's a good idea, yeah.

Okay.

Um, you know,
can you do me a favor?

Can you keep
a close eye on Megan for me?

She, uh, she won't let you

take her back to the hospital.

She's stubborn.

Sure, yeah.

I'll do that.

Okay. Thank you.

Are you the people

who are going to bring
my husband's body back?

Uh, Th...

This team will do all it can.

When you find him,

please remove his necklace

and keep it safe.

He wanted to pass it
down to his son.

And put this
in his pocket...

...so we can help
guide him home.

Sure.

Hi.

Your brother found that

in a junkyard
and he restored it.

I don't think he'd appreciate
the extra flair.

And you should probably
come down.

Hey, speaking of Walter...

Mm-hmm?

He called and filled me in.

Bosnia?

That's pretty crazy.

Yes, it is.

And do you guys always handle
such heavy-duty stuff?

Unfortunately. Look, Megan,
I'd love to speak to you,

but I need to locate
a 70-foot-long plane

in 300 square miles
of wilderness.

So...

Here.

You can play solitaire.

Odds of winning are 13%.

Good luck.

Have fun.

What's with
the armament?

I thought this wasn't
hostile territory.

We're breaching an area
with confirmed unfriendlies.

We go prepared.

You said "we,"

but we don't have weapons.

You don't.

Not good.

I know we have to be covert,

but maybe we don't hit
every pothole,

if you gave the lights
a soft tap.

We navigate by moonlight.

It's safer.

Now, according to
Sylvester's SMS, we head

another three miles,
veer northwest,

and the plane will be
seven miles ahead.

Blown tire.

No spares.
Nice road your guy

sent us on.

I hope this doesn't
slow us down.

I recognize
the emotions involved,

but, uh, tokens, talismans,

there's no logic to it.

It's a sign of weakness.

No, it's a sign of humanity.

- Yeah, exactly.
- This is stupid.

I'm sure I can temp-patch
this thing.

Hey, what the hell do you think
you're doing? Extinguish that...

Fall back!

Take cover!
Go, go, go, go, go!

Stay down, stay down,
stay down, stay down!

? Scorpion 1x10 ?
Talismans
Original Air Date on November 24, 2014

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@elder_man

Stay down! Stay down!

We'll run between fire gaps,
deep into the woods,

there's more coverage.
I'd prefer not to.

Now!

I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!

Look at me, look at me.

We will get out of this.
How?

Rebels got us pinned. Any ideas?

Yeah. When it gets bright, run.

Go, go, go, go, go!
Let's go, let's go!

This just got serious!
Don't look, just run!

Oh. My pancreas.

You okay?

I'm peachy.

All right, hey,
stop here. Stop.

Where's Happy and Toby?

You are not lighting up that
phone's display out here.

Two of my team
are missing--

I'm calling them.

Walt?

Happy, where are you?
I have no idea.

Toby and I fell down
the side of a ravine.

Looking up
at a 300-foot cliff.

We also lost our food
and water during the fall.

And my hat.

Hey, check your map.
We need to locate them.

The map's in the truck.
Along with our rapelling gear.

There's no way we can
risk going back, so...

their only option's to hold
tight until conditions change.

We need to move.
Those rebels

are gonna regroup
and be on us in no time.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.

Sylvester!
Cabe, I'm gonna call him.

That nervous kid?

We can count on him.

He's a professional.

Ooh, and chopped nuts!

You're chopping my nuts.

Oh, my God!

You're the best.

Mmm-mmm.

This is so good!

Okay.

Hello?
Sylvester?

Walter!

We got a problem. Uh...

we lost Happy and Toby.
They're lost.

Are you sure?!

Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure
I would notice them

if they were here, so

we gonna need
high-def sat images

of the area to pinpoint
their location

at around a 10-mile radius

with a latitude of 44

and a longitude of 18.

Okay.
Walter, is everything okay?

Yeah, just a...

a little hiccup. Um...

you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.

Forget about me.
You're lost in Bosnia.

Okay. Walter, I got it!
There should be a cliff or

- a ravine they fell down.
- Yes.

I see it.

Okay, in about six miles,

the plateau you're on
and the ravine will converge.

After that, it's just woods,
it's desolate.

But you can meet up there.

You guys hear that?

Yeah, and we don't like it.

We get lost out here,

we're dead in three
days without water.

You listen up.

You have no options.

Now, tough it up and be smart.

Keep your head down, and stay
out of open spaces when you can.

And don't use your phone unless
it's absolutely necessary.

It might give you away.

Roger that.
And Toby...

Yes?

Happy's in charge.

What...?

We better get going.

Oh!

I should look at that.

Who's in charge?

You are.

Got an issue over here.

You were hit?

Yeah, didn't realize it

till the adrenaline
started to wear off.

Clean it, dress it.

Then we're Oscar Mike.

We got to get to the plane
before the rebels get to us.

Roger that.

This is you...
Hey!

and your team's fault.
Hey, give me that phone.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Stand down.

I know you're hot.
Take a breath.

No. You'll get this back
when we're on our way home.

It was your truck

from your contact
that broke down.

The only protocol that's worked
so far on this mission

are the sat phones--

technology designed by someone

who's a lot more
like me than you!

Guys, we all have people
we're worried about.

Including...

this woman and child.

This is why we're here.

This is what's
worth fighting for.

Copy that.
Right.

Sylvester, you look like you're
gonna have a heart attack.

I'm trying to hack Bosnia's
Ministry of the Interior

to see if they have
any Intel on rebel positions.

But it's gonna take me a while.

Especially if this
decryption software

won't download.
Ten minutes? Come on!

Ten minutes? Okay.

You need a break.

I thought you can
tell me about this.

I found it in Walter's room.

When I was 12,

I lost this.

I looked everywhere for it.

Walter even helped.

Any idea why he has it?

No. Walter's a private person.

Well, how about this?

The Coronet Room?

That's the sleazy casino

Toby used to hustle in.

That's where Walter met him.

My brother doesn't gamble.

No, but

when he was raising capital
to start Scorpion,

he'd get staked by high rollers

and he'd clean out
poker rooms for a cut.

That's where he met Toby

about to get his butt
kicked by a pit boss.

So Walter intervened and
worked off all of Toby's debt.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

How about this motel key?

I don't want to talk about that.

I have to get
back to work.

There's the plane.

My God, burnt to a crisp.

Where's the pilot's body?

He was trapped in a metal box
at 1,400 degrees.

He was incinerated.

Paige, what are you doing?

I'm finding the necklace.

I'm bringing it back to his son.

It's just jewelry.

It's more than that.

Paige...

it's melted. It's gone.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Just recover the cloaking
software we came for.

We'll hump it
back to the plane.

He had a son.

I just want to finish
the job and go home, Cabe.

Hold on, hold on!

This hardware's three years old.

There's no way it would be
in a state-of-the-art aircraft.

What are you saying--
they swapped it?

It was planted.

It was made to look like
it was destroyed in the fire,

which was
deliberately set.

The software's
already been stolen.

That's not the only thing taken.

There's blood here,

a good 12 feet
from the plane.

There's no way that
body leaves that plane

unless he survived the crash.

He's right.

Barrios is alive.

Rebels saw the plane fall,

tracked it, took our pilot.
God knows what they're doing

to him to get the encryption
code for that software.

Okay, we have
to track down that software.

I think you mean
Captain Barrios?

They're both together.
You know what I mean.

All right,
listen up.

Here on in,
we work together.

This is no longer
a simple extraction.

Our recovery mission is
now a rescue offensive.

Now, get your game face on...

because we're not leaving
this country without our pilot.

Let us try again.

What is encryption code?

Huh?

Captain Javier Barrios.

Service Number...

Hey, hey, hey.

I know your name.

I know your rank.

I know your service number.

I also know date
in which you die

if you do not cooperate.

Little baton, huh?

He's got people shot,
people missing,

and he can still
focus on his work.

It worries me I no longer
find this abnormal.

With Walter,
abnormal is normal.

Okay, so according
to the black box data,

this plane thought it was
over Sarajevo when it crashed.

Meaning what?

Meaning mechanical failure

didn't bring this plane down.

It was hacked.

The navigation coordinates
were corrupted.

And that's why the black box
couldn't send its ping signal.

The rebels were aware
of the routine recon flights.

They just waited for a plane to
pass over and made their move.

Yeah.

To hack the plane's defenses,

they'd need to be
at an elevated altitude,

sending a powerful,
uninterrupted

signal.

Could be done with a
well-positioned satellite dish.

So, according to the topography,

the signal would've most likely
come from somewhere west.

Well, let's get
to high ground.

See if we can't find
the source of that signal.

And maybe
who took our pilot.

Hey.

You figuring all that out?

You're what SEALs call
a professor.

I'll take that as a compliment.

It is.

I am so hungry

I would eat my hat
if I still had it.

I loved that hat.

Look, you're injured.

Swallow that pride,
let me take a look.

I'm a doctor.

You're a psychiatrist.

I went to medical school.

Fine.

Just make it quick.

You have a foot fetish
or something? Hurry it up.

You got a sprain and I'm
concerned about that cut.

Since we don't
have any ointment,

I'll do my best
to stabilize it.

Why aren't you a real doctor?

I am a real doctor.

You know what I mean.
Why a shrink?

If you must know,
my mother was nuts.

She was clinically bipolar.

And I watched my dad struggle
to manage her illness,

so I became a shrink to
try to help them both.

That didn't work.

Geez, Happy, you
know that there are

whole sections of the
Internet that would pay

top dollar for a
peek at these toes.

Why do you do that?

As soon as you become human,
you switch to wise-ass.

It's a textbook
defense mechanism

to hide how I feel.

Especially around you.

You're so smart and capable

and fun... and that
personality

happens to be wrapped
in a nice little package.

So I say stupid things
to hide feelings

that you already
know that I have.

And we got no food,

water or idea where we are,
so if we're gonna die,

I might as well say
some stuff, so there.

Are you done?

Do you see that?

You are doing exactly
what you said I do.

When things get real,
I make wisecracks.

You put on your armor.

Look.

Maybe there's
supplies up there.

Oh, that's a good idea, Gretel.

Let's go to the creepy cottage
on the hill.

Oh, grow a pair.

Everyone stand fast,
right where you are.

We're in a minefield.

Russian made.
Circa World War II.

Leftovers from the '95 war.

The Soviets sold 'em
at a fire sale.

Can we double back?
You 100% positive

of every step
you took to get here?

No way the rebels
didn't hear that.

ATV, 40 miles per hour,
10 clicks back...

they'll be on us in...

Nine minutes and 18 seconds.

We gotta move out of here.
The question is where?

What about to the flowers?

If I'm gonna blow up,
I'd rather die

in a purple patch of lilies
than die in the dirt.

No one's blowing up.

We're gonna figure this out.
Right, Walt?

Walt?

No, Paige. You're wrong.

We're not gonna die
in the flowers.

That's where it's safe.

Explain.

All the flowers are
in bunches, right?

Everywhere else is dead field.

Why?

- The mines.
- Yeah.

The mines are leaking
corrosive chemicals

that will kill any plant
that grows above.

So there's no mines
under the flowers,

but what about in-between?

Well, no plan's perfect.

Yeah, well...

looks like we're safe
up to here.

Come on.

All right, all right, everybody.

Step exactly where the person
in front of you steps.

Travel single-file,
and do it fast.

In a few minutes,

we're getting shot at again.

For the record, if we
get hacked up right now,

I'm gonna be very upset.

Lights on.

But no one's inside.

Oh, hey, your hand's dirty.

You better go have it
steam-cleaned or something.

Why, you little...

I'm Mrs. Garrett,
the school dietician.

You must be... Jo,
the new student.

Hi, how's it going?

Did we enter a cabin
or a wormhole?

Someone was just here.

We gotta hurry.

Grab any food
that's not tied down.

We need water,
we need protein.

Hey...

Listen, man, we don't
want any trouble.

We're just lost hikers.

Americans.

Igor loves USA!

Okay, you go through

the last bunch of flowers,

get on this hill,
and we're fine.

Thank you.

Okay.

Jim...?

No, back away.

I just tripped a mine.

Okay, okay.
Hold still, hold still.

No, no-- get out--
get out of here!

Don't move.
Listen to me.

You got me out
of a firefight;

I can get you
out of this.

Is nice to have visitors.

I live here for
six months out of the year.

Manage satellite
for, uh, government.

It's not, uh, best job,
but I get all the U.S. shows.

Blair! Tootie!

Uh, learn Facts of Life.

Hey, Igor, you mind

if we use your computer?
We're lost

and really need
to find our friends.

It's a matter of survival.

Maybe I can deactivate
the detonator.

Go easy.

Okay, this is bad.

If the pressure shift
doesn't detonate this,

there's a back-up timer.

What are we looking at?

About 30 seconds, tops.

- Walter...
- You need to get out of here.

I do not want you here
if this does not work.

Get her out of here.

Just need to cut the right cord.

No. Cabe...

get him out of here.
Son, you gotta move!

I can do this.

It's speeding up!

Take off, O'Brien!
I've almost got it!

Hold on... hold on...
No, there's no time!

- One second, one second...
- It's going off!

What happened?

We're alive.

Uh... must've corroded
so much over time...

it's become a dud.

I know Green Berets...

but you're crazy.

This is delicious.

It's tongue.
You're eating tongue.

Look what he
had minimized--

a massive transmission
that was sent by satellite.

What kind of
transmission?

Coordinates.

False GPS coordinates.

Sent roughly
24 hours ago.

Well, that's just about the time
our plane went down.

Not so fast, comrade!

Why the hell did you
crash that plane?

Now I see why
Cabe put you in charge.

I know nothing of a plane.

Just manage satellite
for government.

Okay, okay! Don't shoot.

Bad men come.

They pay me money
to use satellite.

They send pornography--

it's illegal,

but I have no choice.

Even timbre,
level eye-white exposure;

he's telling the truth.

They weren't sending porn.

They were rebels
taking down a jet.

Igor hates rebels.

You know where
the rebels are right now?

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

Slow down.
Slow down.

You're where?

At a hilltop
sat station.

We think you're walking
right into the rebel base.

I'm texting you
the coordinates now.

Rebel base?

That's exactly what
we're looking for.

Isn't the idea to
avoid the rebels?

Yeah, well, it's a long story,

but they have our software
and the pilot.

Oh. The base isn't

that far from here.

The odds are that's where
they brought our man.

We're going in to find him.

Suddenly I am glad we
fell down that ravine.

Walt, that doesn't sound safe.

Okay, listen to me.

You hike a mile east
of the main road

outside the rebel compound.

We'll rendezvous there.

Now, if we don't show
by nightfall, then...

find your way back home.

Hey, Walter, weren't we guys

who just fixed computers,
like, yesterday?

Yeah, looks like
we're more than that now.

Okay, we need radio silence
from here on out.

Bye.

I hope to see you guys soon.

Before we jump
into this mess,

I want to thank you
for what you did

back there
at the minefield.

It was no big deal.

Had a problem, saw a solution.

You know, it was
pretty impressive,

what you did with that,
uh, rocket launcher.

Ah, no big deal.

Had a problem,
saw a solution.

Here...

I thought you
could use this.

Spilled half of it
on the way here, but...

what do you expect from a girl
whose nerve endings

are slowly deteriorating?

That's a terrible thing to say.

What are you afraid of,
Sylvester?

Everything.
No.

I mean the motel key.

Hey, you can trust me.

What's bothering you?

Okay.

The way I am...

frustrated my parents.

So, when I was 16,

I hacked a bank

and I stole $2,500

and I ran away.

Soon, I was broke

and alone and...

scared...

in a crappy motel room.

I was in a bad place,

considering... bad things.

Until a forensic analyst
from the bank

tracked me down.

Walter.

To this day,

the bank still thinks
I was never apprehended.

Walter's the only
person on Earth

who knows this story.

He was there
for me.

And now I'm not there for him.

You... you have worked
really hard...

No.
You found the satellite photos...

No, no. I told him

I had to work from here
and that was a lie.

I was afraid to go.

And he knew.

And he let me stay.

That's how good a friend he is

and that's how lousy I am.

Looks like a run-down farmhouse.

Hold on.

Look.

Those farmers are
armed to the teeth.

I don't remember Old MacDonald
having a gun in that song.

My pilot, your software;
they're both in that barn.

You ready to go get what's ours?

That's what
we came for.

Okay, it'll be dark soon.

Walter and I will have cover
to breach the compound,

retrieve Barrios,

recover the tech.
Cabe, Luke...

you steal the van

and sneak around back
and pick us up.

Paige,
Simon's out of commission.

Get him down
to the service road.

We'll pick you up,
then we're Oscar Mike.

Copy?
Copy.

All right.

Hey.

Hey.
I'd off you a good-luck charm,

but I know you don't
believe in that, so...

just get back safe, okay?

Okay.

Ooh! Oh, that's gonna hurt.

All right.

As soon as I open this door,
it's gonna get hot.

Stay back until
the shooting's over.

That seems logical.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Okay.

Three, two, one.

What is encryption code?

Give us the code!

Careful.

There's a fuel vat
right next to him.

You miss, you blow him up.

Yes...

Who are you?

Lieutenant Jim Corbett,
U.S. Navy SEALs.

I'm bringing you home.

I'm the tech guy.

I'm helping.

You gotta be kidding me.

Fan belt's gone.

The fan belt?

Uh, why are you
calling me?

Happy is the expert.

Because we're not
in Burbank, we're in Bosnia,

and we got shoddy reception.

Now, we're storming
a rebel base,

so I need you to man up, son.

Our life depends on it.

Okay, we need something
strong yet pliable

that can withstand
the coefficient of friction.

Something like... pantyhose.

Now, why the hell
would I have pantyhose?

I got a multi-tool,

12 mags of ammo, first aid kit,

toilet paper.

The toilet paper!

Okay, pull it into long strips,

and braid it
in a hexagonal pattern.

This makes the paper increase
its strength exponentially.

Hooke's law
of elasticity.

How'd you know that?
Who's my brother?

I'm bound to pick up something.

I got him.

Grab the tech, let's go.

Okay.

Oh...

You think
you can come here,

take what you want?

From me?

- From my country?!
- Stop!

Beat him all you
like, it's useless.

He can't help you.

I can.
You?

I don't even know what you are.

All right?

I'll tell you what I'm not,
I'm not a soldier.

I'm a tech specialist sent in
to get that software,

and I will get
it for you,

but you have to let us go.

You-you really think
they're gonna let us go?

You tried your way.

Do we have a deal?

You decode it, you leave.

Okay.

We're done.

Now we go?

No, you not leave till
software's fully downloaded.

You erased it?!

Now!

Drop it.

My bosses be upset
I not bring them software.

So, instead,
I bring them your head.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey--
we gotta go.

Oscar Mike.

Oh, so you're speaking
the lingo now?

Okay, hold on...

Where the hell is he?

Come on, Cabe.

Welcome to the
Charmin Express.

Go, go, go, go, go, go...!

I was nervous you wouldn't show.

Wasn't without
its drama.

Your wife wanted you
to have this.

Thank you.

Thanks to all of you.

Actually, we're
not all here.

I thought we would have
seen them by now.

When we get to the plane,
we'll call the embassy

and form a search party.

Don't know if
that's necessary.

None of you saw this.

How you feeling, pal?

Such a liar.

It's good to be home.

You see him?

Go give him a hug.

Not bad for
two days' work.

Not at all.

But I really want
to see my son now.

Copy that.

Glad to give you
a lift.

You know the sad thing--

that was my first time
outside the U.S.

Hey.

Yeah.

I want you to have this.

It's our unit's
challenge coin...

...for exemplary service
on a mission.

Okay.

Hey, okay, um...

hold on a second.

Take this.

It's an override code
for your DVR.

Free war movies for life.

Come on.

Okay.

If I was any more exhausted,
I'd melt into a puddle.

You guys
are back! Walter!

Hey!

How you doing?

Okay.

Next time, Walter,

I will be with you
on the mission, I promise.

You were, pal,
you were right there.

No. Bullets weren't
flying in here.

I'll be there.

Hey, Toby.

For the record, you took good
care of me, and I appreciate it.

Thank you.

I could take
better care of you.

You never give up.

Good.

Quite a life
you're leading.

Well, we've both probably had
enough excitement for a while.

You ready to go?

Yeah.

Oh, um...

Do you know how
this box got here?

No.

Thank you for the last
couple of days.

I'll never forget it.

New car?

No, no.

It's, uh, Paige's.

Cabe's dropping her
off from the airport.

Mine keeps on
breaking down.

You know, I'm pretty
low on funds,

what do you say to no more
bailouts for a while?

I'll behave, if, uh...

if you explain this.

Mmm, I don't know
what that is.

You kept this.

All those years?

No, I didn't.

Tokens, talismans,
they're a sign of weakness.

Walter!

I found it in that box.

Okay, uh, when you were 12,

you had a fever.

And there was no hope.

And I just...

I wanted to have
something to remember you.

So...

It bothers me that I keep
that stupid trinket.

It's superstition...

No, it's normal.

But, you know, you're
gonna have to accept

that I'm gonna
leave you someday.

And that day
is coming soon.

No, I refuse accept
that premise.

We've got to enjoy
every moment we can right now.

You know what?

Hey.

We don't need it.
Come on.

I don't want you to keep
memories from when I was sick.

Let's make new ones
while we still can, okay?

Okay.

Good, now, take me back
to the hospital.

Not yet.

It's beautiful.

Our first new memory.

== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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