Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969–1970): Season 2, Episode 2 - Mystery Mask Mix-Up - full transcript

Two zombies want the golden mask Daphne has just bought from a Chinese curio shop.

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY
DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY
DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON, SCOOBY
DOO, I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLING
ME, 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪



♪ AND, SCOOBY DOO, IF
YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY
DOO, HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY,
AND YOU'RE WILLIN' ♪

♪ IF WE CAN COUNT
ON YOU, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

THE MASK OF ZENTUO MUST
BE RETURNED TO THE TEMPLE.

NOW GO AND DO NOT RETURN

UNTIL YOU HAVE THE
MASK IN YOUR POSSESSION.

Both: WE HEAR AND OBEY.

WOWIE! THIS CHINESE
NEW YEAR'S PARADE

SURE IS THE GREATEST.

AND THAT'S SOME
DRAGON, HUH, SHAG?



I WOULDN'T KNOW.

LIKE, I CAN'T SEE A THING
EXCEPT SCOOB'S BIG PAWS.

HEE HEE HEE!

COME ON, SCOOBY, GET OFF.

IT'S MY TURN TO SIT
ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

OHH!

OH, NO! THEY'RE OFF BALANCE.

THEY'RE GOING TO FALL!

OHH!

HA HA! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS PARADE

IS GETTING DANGEROUS.

YEAH. LET'S GO LOOK

IN A FEW OF THE CURIO SHOPS.

I'LL BET IT'LL BE A LOT SAFER.

YEAH. LIKE, I'M FOR
ANYTHING THAT'S SAFER.

PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED

IN THIS GOLDEN MASK?

NO, THANKS.

CLOWN FACES ARE MORE MY BAG.

I THINK IT'S GROOVY.

I'LL TAKE IT.

LOOKS LIKE DAPHNE
WANTS TO SCARE UP

A COUPLE OF NEW BOYFRIENDS.

HA HA HA!

VERY FUNNY.

COME ON, YOU CLOWNS.
LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

FOOD... MY FAVORITE HOBBY.

MINE, TOO!

WE HAVE COME FOR
THE GOLDEN MASK.

BUT I NO LONGER HAVE THE MASK.

IT WAS JUST PURCHASED
BY A YOUNG GIRL.

THEN WE WILL FIND HER!

WHEN WE GET TO THE RESTAURANT,

THE FIRST THING
I'M GOING TO ORDER

IS A CHOP SUEY MALT.

MMM!

AH! ME, TOO.

YIPE!

YOW!

GHOSTS!

WHO ARE YOU?

AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WE WANT THE MASK.

WITH FACES LIKE THAT,

YOU OUGHT TO HAVE TWO MASKS.

IT BELONGS TO ME,
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

THEN WE WILL TAKE IT!

QUICK, SCOOBY, MAKE
LIKE A WATCHDOG.

GRRR!

HEE HEE HEE!

Shaggy: HEY, LIKE, LOOK.

SCOOB BORROWED A SHIRT
PRESSER FROM A CHINESE LAUNDRY.

Velma: HE'S MAKING A
STEAM SMOKE SCREEN.

COME ON!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Velma: AND THAT'S WHY
WE CAME TO YOU, MR. FONG.

BEING THE ONLY ORIENTAL
ART DEALER IN TOWN,

WE FIGURED YOU MIGHT
BE ABLE TO TELL US

WHAT'S BEHIND THE
MYSTERY OF THIS MASK.

YOU ARE RIGHT. I DO
KNOW THE MYSTERY.

THE GOLDEN MASK WAS
STOLEN MANY CENTURIES AGO

FROM THE CRYPT OF THE
GREAT WARLORD ZENTUO.

NOW HIS GHOST HAS
RETURNED TO CLAIM THE MASK.

BUT WHO ARE THOSE
TWO HOODED HORRIBLES?

THEY ARE HIS EMISSARIES
OF THE LIVING DEAD.

YOU MEAN, LIKE, ZOMBIES?

YES!

I GIVE YOU A FRIENDLY WARNING:

AS LONG AS THE MASK
IS IN YOUR POSSESSION,

YOU ARE IN GREAT DANGER.

YOU THINK THAT STORY

OF ZENTUO IS FOR REAL?

I DON'T KNOW,

BUT THOSE TWO HOODED ZOMBIES

WERE FOR REAL ENOUGH.

WELL, THEY'RE NOT
GETTING MY MASK.

Shaggy: AND DON'T LOOK NOW,

BUT I THINK THEY'RE
AFTER US AGAIN.

Daphne: I DIDN'T KNOW
ZOMBIES COULD DRIVE CARS.

WELL, THESE CAN.

HANG ON, GANG.

I'M GOING TO TRY AND LOSE THEM.

♪ I KNOW A PLACE
WHERE I'M GOING ♪

♪ AND THE PLACE
WHERE I'M GOING'S ♪

♪ JUST AROUND THE BEND ♪

♪ YOU KNOW THERE'S A
LOT THAT I CAN SHOW YOU ♪

♪ AND IF YOU WANT TO GO
THERE, I CAN GET YOU IN ♪

♪ HAPPY IS A SECRET WORD ♪

♪ AND IF YOU'RE HAPPY, IT
WILL GET YOU THROUGH ♪

♪ AND I LOVE YOU,
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ AND I CAN MAKE YOU
HAPPY IF YOU LOVE ME, TOO ♪

♪ I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE
PLACE WHERE I AM GOING ♪

♪ AND THE PLACE WHERE I
AM GOING ISN'T FAR AWAY ♪

♪ BABY, IF YOU
WANT TO GET GOING ♪

♪ LET YOUR LOVE START
SHOWING, AND I'LL TAKE YOU TODAY ♪

♪ THINGS THAT YOU'LL SEE,
YOU'VE ONLY BEEN DREAMING ♪

♪ BUT I CAN MAKE THOSE
DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU,
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ AND I CAN MAKE YOU
HAPPY IF YOU LOVE ME, TOO ♪

OH, GOSH!

YOWW!

♪ BABY, THERE'S A PLACE
WHERE I AM GOING ♪

♪ AND IF YOU WANT TO GO
THERE, COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

♪ THERE'S A LOT THAT I
WANT TO SHOW YOU... ♪

HA HA HA!

♪ ...DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU,
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ AND I CAN MAKE YOU
HAPPY IF YOU LOVE ME, TOO ♪

WELL, THEY SAY FISH

IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR YOU.

YEAH, BUT THIS IS OVERDOING IT.

Scooby: UH-OH!

SHAGGY!

Shaggy: SCOOBY!

SHAGGY!

LIKE, THANKS, SCOOB.

I WAS BEGINNING TO FEEL

LIKE A SARDINE.

HEY, WHERE'S DAPHNE?

OH, NO. LOOK!

Velma: THOSE TWO CREEPS
HAVE GOT HER AND THE MASK.

WELL, WE FINALLY GOT

THE MYSTERY MACHINE OUT,

BUT THERE'S NO TELLING

WHERE THEY'VE TAKEN DAPHNE.

MAYBE SCOOBY CAN
SNIFF OUT THEIR TRAIL.

RIFF THEIR RAIL?

IT'S, LIKE, NO USE.

ALL HE CAN SMELL IS FRESH FISH.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT'S THIS?

IT LOOKS LIKE

A CHINESE LAUNDRY TICKET.

THOSE HOODED HYENAS

MUST HAVE DROPPED IT.

Velma: I CAN READ CHINESE,

BUT I CAN'T MAKE
HEADS OR TAILS OF THIS.

HUH?

LIKE, WHAT'S WITH SCOOB?

THAT LAUNDRY TICKET

MUST HAVE REFLECTED
SOMETHING OFF MY GLASSES.

LOOK. WHEN IT'S
HELD UP TO A MIRROR,

YOU CAN READ IT.

Shaggy: IT, LIKE, SAYS,
"THE TEMPLE IN THE HILLS."

HEY!

I KNOW WHERE THAT PLACE IS.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HAUNTED.

THAT'S WHERE THEY
MUST HAVE TAKEN DAPHNE.

SCARY OLD PLACE, HERE WE COME!

SHH!

SHH!

THE QUICKEST WAY TO FIND DAPHNE

IS TO SPLIT UP.

SHAG, YOU AND SCOOB GO THAT WAY.

VELMA AND I WILL GO THIS WAY.

BUT IT'S, LIKE,

DARK AND SPOOKY DOWN THERE.

WHERE ELSE WOULD
GHOSTS BE LIVING?

HEH! YEAH. I NEVER
THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.

UH, COME ON, SCOOBY.

COMING.

NOTHING DOWN HERE

BUT A BUNCH OF
DRAGONS AND STATUES.

AND DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT
ONE OF THEM IS OPENING.

Daphne: HELP! HELP! HELP!

LOOK! IT'S DAPHNE!

I THINK SHE'S TRYING
TO TELL US SOMETHING.

IT'S A TRAP!

NOW WE'RE ALL LOCKED IN!

AND THERE'S NO WAY OUT!

I WONDER WHAT'S BEHIND
THAT CURTAIN, SCOOB.

A SHOWER?

NO, IT'S NOT A SHOWER.

NOW, LIKE, GO IN
THERE AND TAKE A LOOK.

WHAT ARE YOU... A
DOG OR A MOUSE?

ROO RUFF RUFF!

EEK EEK EEK EEK!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS A MOUSE.

HEE HEE HEE!

I GUESS IT'S UP TO
ME TO TAKE A LOOK,

BUT WHAT YOU CAN'T
SEE CAN'T HURT YOU.

SHAGGY!

I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN I'D
WALK INTO A FLOWERPOT.

HAND ME THE TOWEL,
WILL YOU, SCOOB?

RIGHT.

ZOINKS!

HE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH
THAT DOOR, SCOOB.

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW

HE'D COME THROUGH THE WALL?

YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GHOST
OF ZENTUO. NOW YOU SHALL PAY!

WHAT'LL WE DO, SCOOBY DOO?

YOU MEAN, BLUFF HIM?

UH-HUH.

IT'S WORTH A TRY.

YOU DON'T SCARE US, ZENTUO!

GO ON! I DARE YOU
TO CROSS THE LINE,

BUT I WARN YOU...

I KNOW JUDO, CHOP SUEY,

AND CHINESE CHECKERS!

HMM. WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS LINE?

I DON'T THINK HE WANTS
TO PLAY ANYMORE.

ZOINKS!

THE SCARE PAIR!

WE'RE RUNNING, SCOOB,

BUT, LIKE, WE'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.

SHAGGY, LOOK!

ZOINKS!

UH-OH. LOW BRIDGE COMING UP!

FASTER, SCOOB. FASTER!

SLOWER, SCOOB. SLOWER!

AH, WELCOME

TO SHAG'S AND SCOOBY'S
HAUNTED CHINESE RESTAURANT,

THE PLACE WHERE THE
GHOSTS EAT THE MOST.

HMM. YOU TWO LOOK-A LIKE

YOU COULD STAND A
LITTLE FATTENING UP.

A BIB FOR THE BOO-BOYS.

MUSTN'T GET DIRTY, YOU KNOW.

HEE HEE HEE!

HERE. THE SPECIALTY
OF THE HOUSE.

CHOCOLATE CHOP SUEY
AND SPARE RIB-A A LA MODE.

IF YOU WANT ANYTHING
ELSE, JUST GO BLLL-BLLL-BLLL!

HEE HEE HEE!

AFTER THEM!

HEE HEE HEE! HA HA HA! HEE HEE!

UH! UH!

IT'S NO USE!

IT WON'T BUDGE.

I GUESS OUR ONLY CHANCE

IS IF SHAG AND
SCOOB CAN FIND US.

IT'S UP TO SHAG AND SCOOB?
OH, BOY, ARE WE IN TROUBLE!

IT LOOKS LIKE WE FINALLY
DITCHED THOSE CREEPS, SCOOB.

DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S ILLEGAL

TO SHOOT OFF FIREWORKS
AND WRECK A STOREROOM?

WE WILL BUILD A NEW STOREROOM.

LIKE, WHO'S GOING
TO BUILD A NEW US?

COME ON, SCOOB.

WE GOT TO PUT OUT THAT FUSE!

ALL RIGHT.

ONE MORE BOUNCE OUGHT TO DO IT.

WE DID IT!

YOUCH!

OW! OW! OW!

OH! EEEE!

WELL, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW? WE'RE FREE!

LUCKY YOU TWO LANDED

ON THE IDOL'S ARMS.
THAT'S WHAT OPENED IT.

LIKE, NOW THAT WE'VE FOUND YOU,

LET'S GET LOST.

NOT BEFORE WE
SOLVE THIS MYSTERY.

WE'VE JUST GOT TO FIND A CLUE.

I THINK I KNOW
WHERE THERE'S ONE.

I SAW IT

WHEN THOSE TWO
GOONS BROUGHT ME HERE.

A PIGEON COOP?

Velma: I THINK DAPHNE WAS RIGHT.

THESE ARE CARRIER PIGEONS,

AND LISTEN TO THE MESSAGE

TIED TO THIS ONE'S LEG.

BUT, LIKE, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

IT MEANS THAT THIS MYSTERY

IS JUST ABOUT SOLVED.

RIGHT, AND ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO

IS TRAP MR. ZENTUO,

BUT FIRST, WE'LL
NEED A CHINESE GONG,

A COUPLE OF ROMAN
CANDLE ROCKETS,

AND SHAGGY'S MODEL TRAIN SET

FROM THE MYSTERY MACHINE.

HUH?

I SURE HOPE THIS CRAZY
CONTRAPTION WORKS.

SURE IT WILL.

WHEN ZENTUO COMES
THROUGH THAT DOORWAY,

HE'LL STEP RIGHT ON THAT GONG.

Velma: THEN WE PULL THE STRING

THAT SNAPS THE MOUSETRAP

AND STRIKES THE MATCH
ON THE SANDPAPER

SO IT CAN LIGHT THE FUSE.

Freddy: THEN OLD 'TUO WILL
ROCKET DOWN THE TRAIN TRACKS

AND INTO THAT PIGEON
COOP, WHERE WE'LL HAVE HIM!

IF SCOOB'S FINISHED
LAYING THE TRACK,

WE'RE ALL SET TO GO.

Shaggy: LIKE, HE BETTER BE

'CAUSE HERE COMES ZENTUO NOW!

♪ DUM DUM DOO DEE DOO ♪

♪ DUM DOO DEE DOO DOO ♪

♪ DUM DOO DOO ♪

YIKES!

WHEW!

UH-OH!

HEE HEE HEE!

OH OH OH OH!

WELL, IT'S NOT THE
WAY WE PLANNED IT,

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'VE GOT OURSELVES

A SACKFUL OF GHOSTS.

SCOOBY DOO!

FROM THE BEGINNING,

WE SUSPECTED
MR. FONG WAS THE LEADER

OF AN INTERNATIONAL
SMUGGLING RING

BUT COULD NEVER GET
ANY EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT.

WELL, THIS MASK WILL GIVE YOU

ALL THE EVIDENCE YOU
NEED, INSPECTOR LU.

EACH MONTH, ONE OF THESE MASKS

WAS SENT TO MR. FONG
FROM OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

INSIDE THERE'S A ROLL
OF RECORDING TAPE

WITH THE NAMES AND DATES
OF ALL THEIR SHIPMENTS.

AND THEY PLAY THE TAPES,

WRITE DOWN THE INFORMATION

ON TINY SLIPS OF PAPER,

AND SEND IT TO THE
REST OF THEIR GANG

BY CARRIER PIGEON.

BUT HOW DID YOU
KIDS GET THE MASK?

BY ACCIDENT. IT WAS DELIVERED

TO A CURIO SHOP BY MISTAKE,

WHERE I BOUGHT IT.

AND THIS GHOST GETUP

WAS USED TO SCARE AWAY
ANYONE WHO GOT CURIOUS

ABOUT THIS OLD TEMPLE.

YOU KNOW,

ALL THIS EXCITEMENT
HAS MADE ME HUNGRY.

ME, TOO!

WELL, FELLAS, I
JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE

ONE SCOOBY SNACK WITH ME,

BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JUMP FOR IT.

THIS WILL BE A CINCH!

SCOOBY DOO!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

OUTFOXED BY A MOUSE!

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOOO ♪

♪ WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT SOME
WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY
DOO, WHERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪

♪ AND, SCOOBY DOO, IF
YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪

♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE WILLIN' ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.