Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 6 - What the Hex Going On? - full transcript

Sharon Wetherby, a friend of the kids, invites them to her family's estate for the weekend. But then the kids find Sharon's Uncle Stewart at the Kingston estate, aged by the ghost of Elias Kingston, who threatens to do the same to the rest of the family if the Wetherby fortune isn't turned over to him by morning.

[BATS SQUEAKING]

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪

♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪

♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪

♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ME ♪



♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪

♪ AND, SCOOBY DOO, IF
YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

THAT'S A FACT!

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪

♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY,
AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪

♪ IF WE CAN COUNT ON YOU ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪♪



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Man: COME! COME!

[SQUEAKING]

Man: COME!

COME!

[BAT SQUEAKING]

WE'RE ALMOST TO THE
WETHERBY ESTATE, GANG.

IT SURE IS NICE OF SHARON

TO ASK US UP HERE
FOR THE WEEKEND.

THERE'S SO MANY
GROOVY THINGS TO DO.

YEAH, LIKE SWIMMING AND EATING

AND TENNIS AND EATING
AND RIDING AND EATING

AND EATING AND... HUH?

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

HEY, LOOK UP THERE!

Velma: JEEPERS! SOMEONE'S
GOING INTO THAT OLD MANSION.

LIKE, WOW. WHO'D DO A
KOOKY THING LIKE THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

GEE, IT'S SURE GOOD
TO SEE ALL OF YOU,

BUT I HOPE THIS WASN'T
THE WRONG WEEKEND

FOR YOU TO COME UP HERE.

WHY IS THAT, SHARON?

WELL, THE LAST FEW NIGHTS,

WE'VE BEEN HEARING A
LOT OF STRANGE NOISES.

Sharon: AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE

MY UNCLE STUART HAS VANISHED.

COULD IT HAVE BEEN
HIM THAT WE SAW

GOING INTO THAT OLD MANSION?

YOU MEAN THE KINGSTON MANSION?

MAYBE WE'D BETTER
GO UP THERE AND SEE.

UH-UH!

UNCLE STUART! UNCLE STUART!

LIKE, YOU KNOW, THERE'S
NO SIGN OF HIM ANYWHERE.

LOOK! SOMEONE'S IN THE SHADOWS!

AAH!

Sharon: UNCLE STUART!

Sharon's father: HE'S
BECOME AN OLD MAN.

WHAT HAPPENED, STUART?

IT STARTED WHEN A GHOSTLY VOICE

CALLED OUT FROM THE OLD MANSION.

I HAD TO OBEY IT.

Stuart: IT DREW ME
OUT OF THE HOUSE.

I WAS IN A TRANCE.

I WENT PAST THE
KINGSTON MAUSOLEUM...

AND FINALLY INTO
THE OLD MANSION.

AND THERE IS WHERE I SAW
THE GHOST OF ELIAS KINGSTON.

THE WETHERBY
FORTUNE BELONGS TO ME.

UNLESS IT IS RETURNED
TO THIS MANSION

BEFORE MORNING,

THE ENTIRE FAMILY SHALL SUFFER

THIS TERRIBLE FATE.

THAT'S WHEN HE
MADE ME AN OLD MAN

AS A WARNING TO YOU ALL.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

FIRST OF ALL,

I'M GOING TO CALL THE SHERIFF.

THAT'S STRANGE.
THE PHONE'S DEAD.

WHY DON'T YOU GO GET
THE SHERIFF, MR. WETHERBY?

WE'LL WAIT HERE.

WE'LL KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE STUART

UNTIL YOU GET BACK.

ARE YOU SURE
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT?

SURE, AND JUST TO MAKE
SURE NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS,

WE'LL ALL TAKE TURN
STANDING GUARD.

WHO'S GOING TO
STAND THE FIRST WATCH?

WHO ELSE? THE WATCHDOG.

RIGHT. THE WATCHDOG.

HUH? THAT'S ME!

THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S YOU.

JUST THINK, SCOOBY,

NO GHOSTLY VOICE WILL GET PAST

YOUR KEEN SENSE OF HEARING.

EH?

EH?

THAT OLD HARD-OF-HEARING TRICK

ISN'T GOING TO WORK
TONIGHT, SCOOBY.

HEE HEE HEE!

[SNORING]

Man: COME!

COME!

HUH?

WHERE'D HE GO?

Fred: HEY, WHAT'S WITH
THE BUGLE CALL, SCOOBY?

[MUMBLES]

UH-OH. IT LOOKS LIKE
UNCLE STUART'S GONE AGAIN.

HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE.
SHARON'S GONE, TOO.

BUT, LIKE, WHERE?

WE'D BETTER GET OURSELVES

UP TO THAT OLD MANSION.

AND FAST.

[RATTLING]

I DON'T SEE ANY SIGN OF
SHARON, UNCLE STUART,

OR THE GHOST.

LIKE, MAYBE WE'RE IN LUCK

AND HE'S OUT HAUNTING
ANOTHER HOUSE.

SAY, WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT ON YOUR FEET?

ROLLER SKATES?

WHY ARE YOU WEARING
THOSE SILLY THINGS?

I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

IF WE DO SEE THAT GHOST,
HE'LL NEVER CATCH ME.

COME ON, LET'S KEEP LOOKING.

HUH?

I WONDER IF GHOSTS
CAN HIDE IN LITTLE POTS.

I GUESS NOT.

[WHOOSH]

YIPE! WHOA!

AAH! WHOA!

YEOW!

[CRASH]

BRR!

OH!

SCOOBY DOO!

AHH. OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY.

[GRR]

HEE HEE HEE!

PSST! PSST!

[THUD]

HEE HEE HEE!

[GROANING]

WOW! HOW SOGGY CAN A GUY GET?

[SPLASH]

YIPE!

IF THERE'S ONE
THING I CAN'T STAND,

IT'S TAKING A BATH
IN A HAUNTED HOUSE.

WHETHER YOU KNOW
IT OR NOT, SCOOBY,

YOU FOUND OUR FIRST CLUE.

I DID?

SURE. WHOEVER HEARD OF A
GHOST NEEDING A WATCHDOG

TO SCARE ANYBODY AWAY?

LIKE, YOU MEAN THERE
ISN'T ANY GHOSTS?

WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY... YET.

AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN SHARON

OR HER UNCLE EITHER.

HEY, WAS UNCLE STUART
WEARING A BLUE SUIT, RED TIE,

AND TENNIS SHOES?

YEAH. WHEN WE LAST SAW HIM.

THEN I THINK WE FOUND HIM,

ONLY HE LOOKS A
LITTLE OLDER NOW.

WOW! I GUESS THAT
GHOST WASN'T KIDDING.

Velma: THAT'S JUST ABOUT
AS OLD AS YOU CAN GET.

IT SURE WOULD HELP

IF WE COULD FIND ANOTHER CLUE.

Shaggy: UH-HUH. I FOUND ONE.

Fred: GROOVY! WHAT IS IT?

HIM.

[TOGETHER] IT'S THE GHOST!

GHOST?

THIS IS THE LAST WARNING.

EITHER THE FORTUNE
IS HERE BY MORNING

OR ALL THOSE IN THE WETHERBY
HOUSE SHALL GROW OLD!

NOW GO!

WOWEE! OLD HORRIBLE REALLY
SAID A FRIGHTFUL MOUTHFUL.

BUT WE'RE NOT GOING
TO LET THAT SCARE US.

WE'RE NOT?

NO, SHAGGY. WE'RE GOING
TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY.

HEY, WHERE'S SCOOBY? UH-OH.

I BET HE'S IN THAT CLOSET.

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

YEAH. WITH SCOOBY, I
WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.

HEE HEE HEE!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
HE DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME.

Daphne: HEY, THAT WAS THE GHOST.

YEAH. HE WENT INTO
THE MAUSOLEUM.

COME ON. LET'S SEE
WHAT HE'S UP TO.

OK, SHAGGY,

USE VELMA'S FINGERPRINTING KIT

AND DUST FOR PRINTS.

RIGHT, FREDDY.

I'LL GIVE IT THE OLD
SHERLOCK HOLMES TOUCH.

LIKE, WOW! LOOK AT
ALL THEM FINGERPRINTS!

NOT MY HAND, SILLY. THAT DOOR.

HA HA HA!

Shaggy: FREDDY,
WE GOT SOMETHING.

Fred: JUST AS I
THOUGHT... FINGERPRINTS.

WAIT A MINUTE. GHOSTS
WOULDN'T LEAVE FINGERPRINTS.

[SQUEAKING]

LIKE, MAYBE HE CAN
TURN INTO A BAT.

DON'T BE SILLY.

OK, SCOOBY, GO IN THERE AND
SNIFF AROUND FOR THAT GHOST.

UH-UH. UH-UH.

WOULD YOU DO IT
FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?

UH-UH.

I'LL GIVE YOU ONE.

HOW ABOUT 2?

3? 4?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

Shaggy: I'LL GO!

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!

HUH?

LIKE, THERE'S TIMES I'LL DO
ANYTHING FOR A SCOOBY SNACK.

IT'S OK. COME ON IN.

THERE'S NO GHOST IN HERE.

WELL, WE KNOW HE CAME IN.

Velma: THERE'S
SOMETHING ON THAT TABLE.

HEY, THIS MIGHT BE A CLUE.
IT'S A BOOK ON CRYSTALOMACY.

CRYSTAL O'MACY? I USED TO
KNOW A CRYSTAL NERDLINGER.

IT'S NOT A GIRL, SILLY.

IT'S A BOOK ABOUT HOW
TO USE A CRYSTAL BALL.

YOU MEAN THE KIND A
FORTUNE-TELLER USES?

RIGHT.

SAY, THERE'S AN OLD
SWAMI PLACE IN TOWN.

MAYBE THERE'S SOME
KIND OF A CONNECTION.

ZOINKS! THE DOOR!

HEY, WE'RE LOCKED IN!

WELL, LET'S HOPE THERE'S
A SECRET WAY OUT OF HERE.

START TAPPING ON THE WALLS.

HUH?

HEY, LIKE, WHAT
HAPPENED TO SCOOBY?

HE WAS RIGHT THERE A SECOND AGO.

HUH?

[CRASH]

IT'S A SECRET PASSAGE!

YOU DID IT, SCOOBY!
YOU FOUND THE WAY OUT!

I DID?

WELL, SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!

THAT SECRET PASSAGE
WAS A SHORTCUT

TO THE WETHERBY ESTATE.

I WONDER IF IT HAS
ANYTHING TO DO WITH

SHARON'S DISAPPEARANCE.

I DON'T KNOW,

BUT MAYBE WE'LL FIND THE ANSWER

HERE AT THE SWAMI'S PLACE.

IT LOOKS LIKE THE SWAMI'S

OUT SWAMI-ING SOMEWHERE ELSE.

THEN I GUESS HE WON'T MIND
IF WE TAKE A LOOK AROUND.

I WONDER WHAT'S IN HERE.

DAPHNE, NOT THE STORAGE CLOSET!

[CRASH]

WELL, DAPHNE, YOU DID IT AGAIN.

[DING-A-LING]

UH-OH. LIKE, SOMEONE'S COMING.

YOO-HOO! SWAMI! OH, SWAMI!

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

OH, NO! A CUSTOMER.

AND SHE THINKS
SCOOBY'S THE SWAMI.

SHAGGY, YOU BETTER
THROW YOUR VOICE

AND MAKE SCOOBY
SOUND LIKE A SWAMI.

YEAH, I BETTER.

OH, MR. SWAMI,

I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU.

GOOD EVENING.

PLEASE BE SEATED.

OH, SWAMI, TELL ME...

WHAT DO YOU SEE
IN THE CRYSTAL BALL?

MY REFLECTION.

YOUR REFLECTION? MY WORD!

NO! WAIT! I SEE

A TALL, HANDSOME
MAN IN YOUR FUTURE.

HEE HEE!

AND YOU'RE DANCING
TOGETHER CHEEK TO CHEEK.

HEE HEE!

NOW HE'S WHISPERING
SOMETHING TO YOU.

HE IS? WHAT IS THE
DEAR BOY SAYING?

GET OFF MY FOOT.

OH! ENOUGH OF THIS.
I WANT MY PALM READ.

YES, MA'AM.

EEE!

YOU DID SAY RED.

HOW DARE YOU?

HOW ABOUT THAT? ALL THAT ADVICE,

AND SHE DIDN'T
EVEN PAY US A DIME.

[DING-A-LING]

[SLAM]

I HOPE THAT'S THE END OF
THE CUSTOMERS FOR A WHILE.

OK, GANG,

LET'S GET ON WITH
OUR INVESTIGATION.

HEY, LOOK!

THE TABLE'S FLOATING.

Shaggy: ZOINKS! IT'S
THE GOONY GHOST.

YOU DID NOT DO AS I SAID!

NOW YOU SHALL PAY!

HEY! LOOK OUT! DUCK!

IT'S AFTER US!

HERE IT COMES AGAIN!

YIPES!

I'VE HEARD OF FLYING
SAUCERS, BUT THIS IS SILLY.

HA HA HA!

RUN! RUN! RUN!

WE GOT RID OF IT!

Shaggy: WE DID?

THEN, LIKE, WHAT'S THAT?

HA HA HA!

HE'S A REAL JOKER!

I'M NOT LAUGHING.

Fred: DUCK!

LOOK OUT, SCOOBY!

[CRASH]

Fred: SCOOBY CAUGHT THE TABLE!

MAN, THIS FLEW LIKE
IT WAS JET-PROPELLED.

YOU MEAN LIKE FAN-PROPELLED.

SEE? A FAN-TYPE MOTOR
UNDERNEATH GAVE IT THE POWER.

ARE YOU OK, SCOOBY?

HUH? I'M OK.

HEY, LOOK. SUITCASES.

MAYBE SOMEBODY JUST MOVED IN.

THEN LET'S MOVE OUT.

Daphne: AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND...
A PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP KIT.

Shaggy: AND WHAT'S THAT?

IT LOOKS LIKE A TV CAMERA.

YOU'RE RIGHT, SHAGGY.

YEAH. IT'S A
MINIATURE TV CAMERA.

HEY, SMILE, SCOOBY.

Fred: THAT'S HOW THE GHOST
GOT ON THE CRYSTAL BALL...

CLOSED-CIRCUIT TV.

SEE, SCOOBY?

THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK ON TV.

GRR!

Shaggy: WHAT A HAM.

WELL, WE GOT A LOT OF CLUES.

HUH? WE DO?

SHE'S RIGHT.

ENOUGH CLUES TO TURN
THE TABLES ON THAT GHOST.

NOW, HERE'S WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO.

YOO-HOO! MR. GHOST! I'M
HERE WITH THE FORTUNE!

YOO-HOO!

YOO-HOO!

UH-OH.

AH, GOOD! YOU
BROUGHT THE FORTUNE!

HOW FORTUNATE FOR YOU.

STAY UNTIL I SEE
WITH MY OWN EYES.

IT'S A TRICK!

I'LL TURN YOU TO BONES!

THE PLAN'S WORKING, SCOOBY!

YOU CAN'T GET AWAY!

QUICK! GET BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

Shh. Scooby, I hope
the ghost doesn't find us.

[CLANG]

YEOW!

OW! OOH! OOH!

PERFECTO! I GOT MY SHOES.

NOW LET'S JOIN THE GANG.

Ghost: OOH HOO HOO! OOH OOH!

I CAN HEAR THE GHOST COMING.

GET READY FOR PHASE 2.

ALL SET, SHAGGY?

YEAH. LET'S GO.

HE'S IN THE HALL.

TURN ON THE PROJECTOR.

STOP, OR I'LL MUMMIFY YOU!

WAIT! HOLD IT!

THIS PLACE IS REALLY HAUNTED.

NOW WATCH WHAT HE DOES

WHEN HE SEES THE
TAPE OF YOU, SCOOBY.

OH, NO!

[GRR]

THAT DOES IT!

IT'S WORKING, SHARON!

Sharon: HE'S GOING
INTO THE SECRET ROOM

WHERE HE HAD ME TIED UP.

WELL, MISS SHARON,
I STILL HAVE YOU,

AND THE FORTUNE
SHALL YET BE MI...

HOW DID THAT GET HERE?

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

HERE HE COMES!

GOLLY, HE'S RUNNING LIKE
A GHOST WAS AFTER HIM.

NOW! THROW IT!

BOMBS AWAY!

[GHOST STRUGGLING]

Velma: I GUESS THAT ABOUT
WRAPS UP THE GHOST STORY.

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!

MR. WETHERBY, THIS GHOST

REALLY DOESN'T NEED
ANY INTRODUCTION.

AS SOON AS WE CLEAN HIM UP...

I'M SURE YOU'LL RECOGNIZE HIM.

THERE. LOOK FAMILIAR?

OH! UNCLE STUART!

LIKE, IN PERSON.

HE THOUGHT HE COULD SCARE YOU

INTO GIVING UP THE
FAMILY FORTUNE.

THAT GHOSTLY WAILING
WAS ONLY A RECORDING.

AND BY A CLEVER USE OF MAKEUP,

HE MADE HIMSELF LOOK OLD.

Sharon: WHEN I CAME DOWNSTAIRS

TO INVESTIGATE A NOISE,

I SAW UNCLE STUART'S
WIG BLOW OFF.

I KNEW HE WASN'T OLD.

SO HE HAD TO TAKE YOU PRISONER.

BUT WHERE DOES
THE SWAMI COME IN?

WHAT BETTER WAY FOR A
SWINDLER TO DISAPPEAR?

UNCLE STUART, WHY DID YOU DO IT?

WELL, I GUESS HE CAN
EXPLAIN IT TO THE SHERIFF

WHEN HE GETS HERE.

I BET YOU KIDS ARE STARVING.

GROOVY.

ZOINKS! THAT'S FOR ME!

HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

THE WHOLE TURKEY? GONE?

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!

[BATS SQUEAKING]

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪

♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪

♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪

♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ME ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ BE READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪

♪ AND, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ IF YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOURSELF ♪

♪ A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪

♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪

♪ IF WE CAN COUNT ON
YOU, SCOOBY DOO... ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.