Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 5 - Decoy for a Dognapper - full transcript

When several top show dogs are stolen, the kids go after a $500 reward offered by one of the dogs owners--and it is up to Scooby-Doo to be a decoy for the dognappers.

[BATS SQUEAKING]

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON, SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ME ♪



♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY-DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪

♪ AND, SCOOBY-DOO,
IF YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

THAT'S A FACT!

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY,
AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪

♪ IF WE CAN COUNT ON YOU ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪♪



CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

[SNIFFING]

OUCH!

OH, BOY!

HELLO.

[SCUFFLING]

HELP! HELP!

[WHIMPERING]

STOP! STOP!

COME BACK HERE!

HELP! MY PRINCESS
HAS BEEN DOGNAPPED!

HUH? DOGNAPPED?

GRR!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[BARKING]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SCOOBY-DOO!

HE'S SURE IN A HURRY.

[BARKING]

SCOOBY-DOO, WHAT'S WITH YOU?

HERE'S A BULLETIN
JUST IN. FLASH!

THE DOGNAPPERS
HAVE STRUCK AGAIN.

THE THIRD PRIZE DOG KIDNAPPED
IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.

WOW! LIKE, A CANINE CRIME WAVE!

SHH!

HERE'S ANOTHER BULLETIN.

BUCK MASTERS, THE OWNER
OF THE FIRST DOG STOLEN,

HAS JUST OFFERED A $500 REWARD.

GANG, WE'VE JUST BEEN
HANDED OUR NEXT MYSTERY.

AND WE'LL BEGIN WITH
MR. BUCK MASTERS.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

THAT'S RIGHT. I'VE DECIDED
NOT TO PAY THE RANSOM.

I'D RATHER USE THE MONEY
TO CATCH THOSE CROOKS.

I WAS SURE TO WIN FIRST PRIZE

AT THE COUNTY
DOG SHOW THIS YEAR.

NOW BOB MILLER'S
GREAT DANE IS A SHOO-IN.

GREAT DANE?

DID YOU SAY GREAT DANE?

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪♪

YES. BOB'S BEEN GROOMING HIS DOG

FOR THIS SHOW ALL YEAR.

BUT IF THAT'S THE CASE,

ISN'T THE GREAT DANE IN DANGER?

HE COULD BE DOGNAPPED.

DON'T WORRY. I WARNED BOB,

AND HE ONLY TAKES THE DOG
OUT FOR EXERCISE AT NIGHT,

AND THEN ONLY ON BEACH BOULEVARD

NEAR THE POLICE STATION.

IT SEEMS SAFE ENOUGH THERE.

FROM NOW ON, ALL DOG
OWNERS MUST BE ON THEIR GUARD.

MR. MASTERS, WE'RE
GONNA FIND OUT

WHO'S STEALING
THOSE DOGS AND WHY.

YEP. DOGNAPPERS, BEWARE.

FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE
WHAT YOU KIDS CAN DO.

I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE
LEAD TO GIVE YOU.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MR. MASTERS.

WE HAVE A PLAN.

UH, WE DO?

SEE THIS PICTURE
OF THE CHAMPION?

THIS WILL HELP A LOT.

COME ON, FREDDY.

TELL US, LIKE, WHAT'S THE PLAN.

YEAH.

SIMPLE.

WE'LL GIVE THE DOGNAPPERS

A DECOY,

AND THEN WHEN
THEY GRAB THE DECOY,

WE'LL TRAIL THEM
TO THEIR HIDEOUT.

BUT WHAT IF WE LOSE
THE DOGNAPPERS?

NOT A CHANCE.

WE'LL PLANT THIS
TINY TRANSMITTER

IN THE DECOY'S COLLAR.

OUR DIRECTION FINDER
WILL DO THE REST.

YEAH, BUT WHO'S THE DECOY?

SCOOBY-DOO?

HUH?

UH-UH.

SCOOBY'S GOT A POINT THERE.

WHO'D DOGNAP SCOOBY FOR RANSOM?

WE'LL FIX THAT,

AND SCOOBY WILL BE BRAVE,

WON'T YOU, SCOOBY?

UH-UH.

NOW, HERE'S A SCOOBY
SNACK FOR COURAGE.

SHAGGY, WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

BECAUSE I KNOW WHO'S
STUCK WITH THE JOB

OF TAKING THE DECOY ON A LEASH.

NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL.

NOW HERE'S A SNACK
FOR YOU, SCOOBY.

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

OK. THE DECOYS ARE FED.

NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK.

WHAT ARE WE DOING,
SOLVING MYSTERIES

OR RUNNING A BEAUTY
PARLOR FOR POOCHES?

HOLD IT, SCOOBY.

WAIT TILL I GET YOUR
NEW COLLAR ON.

NOW, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

HEE HEE HEE!

WELL, BOB MILLER SAID

WE COULD TAKE HIS
PLACE TONIGHT, SCOOBY.

SO COME ON, CHAMP, LET'S WALK.

SCOOBY-DOO!

HEY, TAKE IT EASY. SLOW DOWN.

COME ON, SCOOBY. YOU'RE
A DECOY, REMEMBER?

KEEP YOUR MIND ON YOUR WORK.

SORRY.

BAH BAH BAH! OOH!

NOW, CUT THAT OUT.

[ARF ARF]

KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING.

[GRR]

[ARF]

BOY! AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE

TO TAKE ANOTHER BATH.

LUCKY FOR YOU, I'M A DOG LOVER.

YUK!

[ENGINE STARTS]

WOW! LOOK AT THAT TRUCK SMOKE!

Scooby: NO! NO! NO!

SCOOBY! THEY GOT HIM!

Scooby: HELP! HELP! HELP!

I'M COMING, SCOOBY! I'M COMING!

I'LL NEVER CATCH HIM THIS WAY.

CHARLIE! CHARLIE!

YOU GOT ANY WHEELS I CAN BORROW?

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

JUST MY MOTOR SCOOTER.

THANKS, MAN!

[BEEPING]

WELL, THIS IS BEACH BOULEVARD,

BUT NO SIGN OF
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY.

Velma: THAT TRANSMITTER
ON SCOOBY'S COLLAR

IS MOVING AWFULLY FAST.

THE DOGNAPPERS MUST HAVE SCOOBY.

Fred: OK. THIS IS IT.

HERE WE GO!

Scooby: HELP! HELP!

[WHOOPING AND HOLLERING]

OH, NO!

[WHOOPING]

MAN! IT'S GERONIMO!

[CRASH]

[WHOOPING]

[ALL WHIMPERING]

I GOT HIM, BOSS.

SO YOU GOT MILLER'S GREAT DANE.

GOOD WORK, MIKE.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

YOU FOOL! THAT'S NOT

BOB MILLER'S
CHAMPION GREAT DANE!

HOW COULD YOU MISTAKE THIS MUTT

FOR A SHOW DOG?

HUH?

GEE, BOSS. HE WAS RIGHT
WHERE YOU SAID HE'D BE.

GET THIS PHONY
DECOY OUT OF HERE!

BUT WHAT WILL I DO WITH HIM?

GIVE HIM A RIDE
DOWN THE MOUNTAIN

ON THE OLD HANDCAR.

BY THE TIME IT STOPS,

HE'LL BE 20 MILES AWAY.

COME ON. BACK IN THE CRATE.

NO! NO!

UH-UH! UH-UH!

AND WHEN THIS WEIRDO
INDIAN ATTACKED,

I FELT LIKE A LATE-SHOW RERUN

OF CUSTER'S LAST STAND.

ARE YOU SURE IT
WAS A REAL INDIAN?

REAL? WHY, WHEN HE
WAVED THAT TOMAHAWK,

EVEN MY HAIR WAS SCARED.

WELL, NO HOOFPRINTS IN THE ROAD,

BUT HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND.

IT'S AN AUTHENTIC INDIAN RELIC,

AT LEAST A THOUSAND YEARS OLD.

[GULP] I TOLD YOU I THOUGHT

HE LOOKED KIND OF GHOSTLY.

Daphne: HOLD IT, GANG.

THE TRANSMITTER
ON SCOOBY'S COLLAR

IS MOVING AGAIN,
AND IT LOOKS LIKE

IT'S HEADING FOR INDIAN GAP.

LET'S PLOT AN INTERCEPT COURSE.

OH, NO! POOR SCOOBY!

AS A DECOY, YOU'RE A DUD.

WELL, SO LONG,
POOCH. ENJOY THE RIDE.

HEY! THAT WAS SCOOBY!

HEY, SCOOBY-DOO!

[BARKING]

HANG ON, SCOOBY! WE'LL SAVE YOU!

[BARKING]

HURRY, FREDDY! GIVE HER THE GAS!

ONE FOR THE MONEY,
TWO FOR THE SHOW,

THREE TO GET
READY, AND HERE I GO!

WE'RE ON A TRESTLE.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Fred: BOY, WAS THAT CLOSE!

AS SOON AS WE SLOW DOWN, SCOOBY,

I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THAT CRATE.

[HORN BLOWING]

WHAT'S THAT? SOUNDS
LIKE THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS.

[HORN BLOWING]

YOW! IT IS!

I HOPE THIS IS THE BRAKE!

IT'S RUSTY. IT'S NOT HOLDING.

I'LL HELP! I'LL HELP!

YOW!

WATCH IT!

FASTER! FASTER!

I'M GOING FASTER!

Velma: HERE THEY COME!

THAT TRAIN IS AWFULLY CLOSE!

THERE WAS A SWITCH
BY THE CROSSROAD.

COME ON! LET'S GO!

[HORN BLOWING]

[BARKING]

SCOOBY, YOU'RE A BRAVE DECOY.

Velma: DID THOSE OLD
DOGNAPPERS HURT YOU, SCOOBY?

THIS IS ALL VERY NICE,

BUT IT DOESN'T
SOLVE THE MYSTERY.

SCOOBY, CAN YOU TELL US

WHERE THE DOGNAPPERS TOOK YOU?

YEAH! YEAH!

[WHOOPING]

OH, NO! NOT THE INDIAN!

NOT THE GHOST OF GERONIMO!

YEAH! YEAH! GERONIMO!

WELL, WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE LEAD,

AND THAT'S TO BACKTRACK
TO THAT OLD RAILROAD SPUR.

EVERYBODY GAME?

[GULP]

WOO! WOO! WOO!

WOO! WOO!

WE CAN GET ALONG

WITHOUT THE SOUND EFFECTS,

THANK YOU.

GERONIMO!

GERONIMO!

STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR!

Fred: HEAD FOR THE ROCKS!

[WHOOPING]

HE'S GONE!

LET'S GET BACK TO THE HANDCAR.

THIS IS REAL, LIKE
IN THE MOVIES.

I TOLD YOU THAT
INDIAN WAS FOR REAL.

WELL, THIS ARROW ISN'T FOR REAL.

IT'S FACTORY MADE.

THEN HOW ABOUT
THAT? IS THAT FOR REAL?

LOOKS DESERTED,

BUT SOMEBODY'S UP THERE.

NOBODY'S GETTING
MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR.

ME, EITHER.

GANG, WE'VE GOT TO GET
UP TO THAT INDIAN VILLAGE,

AND I THINK I KNOW
HOW WE CAN DO IT.

Fred: NOW, WE'RE ALL READY.

THIS GIANT SLINGSHOT
WILL SHOOT THE ARROW

UP TO THE VILLAGE,

TAKING THE ROPE WITH IT.

THEN EVERYBODY CLIMBS UP, OK?

OK. IT'S SOLID.

NOW, LET'S GET UP
TO THAT VILLAGE.

NOT ME.

Velma: SCOOBY, YOU
COME BACK HERE.

MAN, THIS IS SPOOKSVILLE,

LIKE, INDIAN-STYLE.

YEAH. SPOOKSVILLE.

OK, GANG. LET'S EXPLORE.

[RATTLING]

WHAT'S THAT?

LOOK! UP THERE!

LEAVE THIS PLACE,
PALEFACE INTRUDERS,

OR SUFFER FATE OF
SPANISH CONQUISTADORES

BURIED IN DESERT BELOW!

THAT'S HIM! THAT'S HIM!

REMEMBER MY WARNING AND GO!

THAT INDIAN SURE
SPOKE GOOD ENGLISH,

CONSIDERING HE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A THOUSAND YEARS OLD.

MAYBE HE WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL.

OK, EVERYBODY, WE'LL HEAD FOR

THE DOME-SHAPED BUILDING.

HEY, WHERE'S SCOOBY?

HE'LL CATCH UP TO US.

LET'S MOVE ON.

WAIT FOR ME!

[SQUEAKING]

HEY! COME ON! GET AWAY FROM ME!

GET OUT OF HERE!

LEAVE ME ALONE! GO AWAY!

IF I EVER GET OUT OF THIS,

WE'LL CALL THIS
DANCE THE BATUSI.

MY GLASSES!

HUH?

GET OUT OF HERE, BATS!

MY GLASSES! I CAN'T
SEE WITHOUT THEM!

[MUTTERING]

[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

WHOA!

I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

BUT I'VE JUST GOT
TO FIND MY GLASSES!

HI, SHAGGY.

HI, SCOOBY. BOY, I SURE AM GLAD

TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE BATS.

IT'S GERONIMO!

GERONIMO!

SHAGGY?

YIPES!

OH! IT'S YOU, SCOOBY.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WITH VELMA'S GLASSES?

COME ON. THE COAST IS CLEAR.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

OH! WHY, SHAGGY, YOU'RE
PETRIFIED WITH FEAR...

AND YOU, TOO, SCOOBY.

HELP ME FIND MY GLASSES.

HERE THEY ARE, VELMA.

WHERE DID YOU FIND THEM?

OH. IT'S A LONG STORY, VELMA.

LONG STORY.

THIS LOOKS LIKE THEIR
CEREMONIAL BUILDING

WHERE THEY HELD
THEIR SPECIAL RITES.

PERFECT PLACE FOR A
WITCH DOCTOR TO LIVE.

YEAH. COME ON. LET'S FIND HIM.

HEY, LOOK!

I DOUBT IF THAT
FIRE'S BEEN BURNING

A THOUSAND YEARS.

FREDDY, THIS PLACE
GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS.

YOU HAVE VIOLATED
THE SACRED TEMPLE.

IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE
THIS VILLAGE NOW,

YOU WILL REMAIN HERE FOREVER.

OK. WE FOUND HIM. NOW LET'S GO.

NOT YET.

I WANT TO CHECK THAT ALTAR.

YOU CHECK IT. I'LL
WAIT RIGHT HERE.

OK. I'LL JUST BE A MOMENT.

DAPHNE?

SHE'S GONE!

DAPHNE! DAPHNE!

[SNIFFING]

FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!

FOOD? GOOD BOY. WHERE IS IT?

LEAD ME TO IT.

WHAT'S IT SMELL LIKE,
INDIAN CORN? BEEF JERKY?

I'LL TRY ANYTHING.

MAN! THOSE PUEBLO INDIANS

SURE KNEW HOW TO LIVE.

WE HAVE SALAMI,
HAM, CANNED SARDINES,

PUDDING, NOT TO MEN...

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS ISN'T INDIAN FOOD.

DOG FOOD. SCOOBY FOOD.

SCOOBY FOOD?

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

IT IS DOG FOOD.

SCOOBY, WE FOUND

THE DOGNAPPER'S HIDEOUT.

BUT, UH, I DON'T SEE ANY
DOGNAPPERS AROUND,

SO WHY NOT FORTIFY OURSELVES

WITH A GROOVY LITTLE SNACK?

AND THE HAM SLICE
CONNECTED TO THE RYE BREAD,

LETTUCE CONNECTED
TO THE BOILED EGG,

MUSTARD SLAPPED
ON A SALAMI SLICE,

AND THE CHEESE, I CONNECT
IT TO THE DEVILED HAM.

HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?

SCOOBY, UNTIE ME, QUICK!

THAT WITCH DOCTOR MAY COME BACK

AT ANY TIME!

AND THE DOGS?

THE DOGS? OH, SURE.
WE'LL FREE THE DOGS.

NOW, HURRY!

I GOT A HUNCH THERE'S
A SECRET PASSAGE

AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE.

THERE IT IS!

VELMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

I DON'T KNOW. I
SAT DOWN TO REST,

THE NEXT MINUTE I'M HERE.

FREDDY! VELMA! QUICK! THIS WAY!

GOOD BOY, SCOOBY!

YOU FOUND THEM
AND FREED THEM ALL!

DOES THIS MEAN WE'VE SOLVED

THE DOGNAPPING MYSTERY?

NOT YET. HEY, SCOOBY,
SEE IF ANY OF YOUR PALS

KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THAT WITCH DOCTOR

OR THE DOGNAPPER.

OK.

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

Fred: YOU KNOW
WHERE HE IS, SCOOBY?

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

OK. LET'S GO. WE'RE
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

WHILE I'M SEARCHING FOR SCOOBY,

I'LL JUST FINISH
THIS LITTLE MORSEL.

[DOGS BARKING]

YIPE!

WHAT A CLOSE SHAVE!

THAT WAS ALMOST A CATASTROPHE.

Fred: HEY, SHAGGY!

COME ON! FOLLOW THE DOGS!

[BARKING]

YOW!

[CRASH]

Fred: COME ON, SHAGGY!

[ALL BARKING]

SCOOBY-DOO!

THEY'VE SPOTTED HIM!

Fred: THE DOGS HAVE HIM!

[ALL BARKING]

WHY, IT'S BUCK MASTERS,
THE OWNER OF BIG RED!

HE'S THE DOGNAPPER!

YOU BLASTED KIDS!

WHY DIDN'T YOU MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS?

CATCHING DOGNAPPERS

IS OUR BUSINESS, MR. MASTERS.

AFTER ALL, SCOOBY-DOO IS A DOG,

AND WE LOVE HIM VERY MUCH.

AWW!

THAT WAS QUITE A PLOT
YOU KIDS UNCOVERED.

WHO WOULD HAVE SUSPECTED MASTERS

OF DOGNAPPING HIS OWN PET?

HE DECIDED TO WIN THE DOG SHOW

BY DOGNAPPING THE
ONLY THREE DOGS

WHO COULD BEAT BIG RED.

THEN BIG RED WAS TO TURN UP

JUST BEFORE THE SHOW
AND WIN FIRST PRIZE.

YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT

A PHANTOM INDIAN ON HORSEBACK.

WHAT ABOUT THAT?

SIMPLE. HE USED A
MOVIE PROJECTOR

FROM THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK.

LOOK! GERONIMO!

HE'S BACK AGAIN!

SCOOBY-DOO!

HEE HEE HEE HEE...

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

[BATS SQUEAKING]

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON, SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ME ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY-DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪

♪ AND, SCOOBY-DOO,
IF YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOURSELF ♪

♪ A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪

♪ WE CAN COUNT ON YOU ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪♪