Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 4 - Mine Your Own Business - full transcript
The kids get lost and wind up in the spooky ghost town of Gold City. They check into the local ranch house hotel only to find that they are the only ones in this nice hotel--all the other guests are being scared away by the "Miner 49'er," a miner who came to the city in 1849 and won't leave until he finds the last vein of gold in the city's old mine. The kids investigate the town, find a hidden entrance to the old mine, and unmask the "Miner 49'er"--and the real "gold" that the miner was digging up.
[BATS SQUEAKING]
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪
♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪
♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪
♪ COME ON, SCOOBY DOO ♪
♪ I SEE YOU ♪
♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ME ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪
♪ SO, SCOOBY DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪
♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪
♪ AND, SCOOBY DOO, IF
YOU COME THROUGH ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNACK ♪
THAT'S A FACT!
♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪
♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE READY
AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪
♪ IF WE CAN COUNT ON YOU ♪
♪ SCOOBY DOO ♪
♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
[SQUAWK]
[SQUAWK]
[SQUAWK]
ARE YOU SURE WE TOOK
THE RIGHT TURN, SHAGGY?
SURE. WE TOOK THIS ROAD
AND TURNED TO THE RIGHT.
NO WONDER WE'RE LOST.
YOU'VE BEEN READING
THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN.
HERE'S WHERE WE ARE...
AT GOLD CITY, THE
OLD GHOST TOWN.
GHOST TOWN!
GHOST TOWN?
WHAT WILL WE DO NOW?
[SQUAWK]
[GULP]
HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
Velma: "GOLD CITY
GUEST RANCH. VACANCY."
Fred: MAYBE WE CAN
SPEND THE NIGHT THERE.
THERE?
Fred: YES, THERE.
UH-UH.
GO AHEAD. RING THE BELL, SHAGGY.
RING-A-DING-DING, COMING UP.
[CREAK]
HUH?
WELCOME, KIDS. COME ON IN.
I'M BIG BEN, OWNER
OF THIS GUEST RANCH.
DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE
ANY ROOMS FOR THE NIGHT?
DO I? YOU'RE MY ONLY GUESTS.
COME ON IN AND REGISTER,
AND I'LL CALL OLD HANK.
HANK! OH, HANK, WE
HAVE SOME GUESTS.
[SQUEAKING]
Shaggy: HEY, SCOOBY, COME HERE.
THIS IS HANK,
THE CARETAKER HERE AT THE RANCH.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
HANK, SHOW THE
GUESTS TO THEIR ROOMS
LIKE A GOOD FELLER.
Hank: FOLLOW ME.
THAT WILL BE THE GIRLS' ROOM,
AND YOU FELLAS
CAN BUNK IN THIS ONE
JUST ACROSS THE HALL.
THESE SURE ARE NICE ROOMS.
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THE PLACE IS EMPTY.
IT'S THE MINER.
All: THE MINER?
THE WHO?
THE MINER FORTY-NINER.
All: FORTY-NINER?!
YESIREE. HE CAME
TO GOLD CITY IN 1849,
AND HE CAN'T REST UNTIL HE FINDS
THE LAST VEIN OF GOLD.
1849?
LIKE, WOW. THAT'S WHAT
I CALL AN ANCIENT MINER.
Hank: THAT'S FOR SURE.
AND AT NIGHT, YOU CAN HEAR
THE MINE MOANING,
CALLING FOR THE MINER.
UH-UH. UH-UH.
BUT WHAT HAS HE GOT
TO DO WITH THE RANCH?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT LATELY
HE'S BEEN COMING UP HERE
AND SCARING THE GUESTS AWAY.
AND I'M GOING AWAY IN
THE MORNING MYSELF.
MAN, THAT'S THE WILDEST
TALE I EVER HEARD.
Velma: RIDICULOUS... A
HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD MINER.
Daphne: STILL, SOMETHING MUST
HAVE SCARED OFF THE GUESTS.
HUH?
BRONEY!
WELL, IT'S STILL EARLY.
WHY DON'T WE GO
INTO THE GHOST TOWN
AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND?
WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.
BOY, WHAT A SPOOKY OLD STREET.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. LET'S GO BACK!
NOT UNTIL WE WALK AROUND
THIS GHOST TOWN
AND SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND.
LIKE, I KNOW WHAT WE'LL FIND.
Velma: WHAT? GHOSTS.
HEY, LOOK, SHAGGY.
A REAL OLD-TIME WESTERN SALOON.
Shaggy: WHEN YOU SAID OLD,
YOU JUST WEREN'T, LIKE, KIDDING.
SARSAPARILLA, BARTENDER.
TWO.
NO WONDER THIS PLACE IS EMPTY.
YOU ASK FOR A SARSAPARILLA,
AND ALL YOU GET IS A GLASS
OF SPIDER WEBS.
Both: SPIDER WEBS?
[PIANO PLAYING MY
DARLING CLEMENTINE]
ZOINKS! GHOSTS!
GHOSTS?
[HOWLING]
IT'S NOT A GHOST.
IT'S A PLAYER PIANO.
SO WHO'S PLAYING IT?
IT'S AUTOMATIC.
IT MUST HAVE TURNED ITSELF ON
AUTOMATICALLY.
NOW COME DOWN OUT
OF THOSE DRAPERIES.
[CRASH]
LIKE, WHY COULDN'T YOU
HAVE BEEN A POODLE?
DID YOU GUYS FIND ANY CLUES?
NOT A ONE.
NEITHER DID I. LET'S TAKE A LOOK
INSIDE THIS OLD HOTEL.
MAYBE OUR MYSTERIOUS MINER
RENTED A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT.
OH, GO ON IN, SCOOBY.
YIKES!
WHAT A CREAKY, CREEPY PLACE.
HEY, SCOOBY, COME ON.
OH, WAIT FOR ME.
IT'S LUCKY FOR YOU
THE ROOM'S EMPTY.
LET'S GET BACK TO THE OTHERS.
[WIND HOWLING]
[GULP] IT'S GOT ME!
HELP! YOW!
[YELPING]
[GIGGLING]
IT'S ONLY A TREE BRANCH.
I KNEW IT ALL THE TIME.
[GIGGLING]
THE ONLY PLACE WE HAVEN'T LOOKED
IS THE OLD MINE.
AND THAT'S ALL BOARDED UP.
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
THERE REALLY ISN'T
AN ANCIENT MINER.
WELL, LET'S KEEP MOVING.
KEEP TOGETHER NOW.
HUH?
UH-OH.
HMM?
HA BUH BUH BUH...
YI!
ZOINKS! THE MINER'S
CHASING SCOOBY!
[CRASH]
SOME MINER.
IT'S ONLY A CIGAR STORE INDIAN.
[GRUNTING]
Daphne: OH, SCOOBY.
QUIT CLOWNING.
WHO'S CLOWNING?
LOOK. IT'S HOLLOW.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS INSIDE?
IT LOOKS LIKE A
MAP OF GOLD CITY.
AND LOOK HOW NEW IT IS.
WHAT'S A NEW MAP LIKE THAT
DOING IN AN OLD
INDIAN LIKE THIS?
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
SOMEBODY WAS HIDING IT.
MAYBE THESE NUMBERS
MEAN SOMETHING.
LEFT 10, RIGHT 7,
LEFT 4, RIGHT 23.
MAYBE IT'S DIRECTIONS
TO A BURIED TREASURE.
YEAH. LIKE A FORTUNE
IN BURIED CHOCOLATE
CHEESEBURGERS.
[SLURPS] OOH.
BUT THOSE DIRECTIONS
DON'T MAKE SENSE.
THEN THEY MUST MEAN SOMETHING.
BUT WHAT?
I'VE GOT IT!
I BET IT'S THE
COMBINATION OF A SAFE.
AND THERE'S AN OLD SAFE
IN THE LOBBY OF THIS HOTEL.
OK, SHAGGY, YOU WORK
ON THE COMBINATION
AS I READ OFF THE NUMBERS.
OK, BUT I NEED A
MOMENT TO WARM UP.
NOW, I MUST HAVE ABSOLUTE QUIET
WHILE I WORK.
HUH?
OH, SHAGGY. SHAGGY!
SHH. QUIET.
LOOK, I HAVE THE COMBINATION.
JUST TURN THE KNOB TO THE RIGHT.
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
IT'S OPEN.
STOP SHOWING OFF, SCOOBY.
I KNEW IT WAS OPEN ALL THE TIME.
LIKE, WOW. GET A LOAD OF THAT.
Daphne: A SECRET ELEVATOR.
WELL, LET'S SEE WHERE IT GOES.
ALL ABOARD.
COME ON, SCOOBY.
UH-UH. UH-UH.
COME ON, SCOOBY.
YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN.
BAWK, BAWK, BAWK,
BAWK, BAWK, BAWK.
WOULD YOU COME WITH
US FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
HMM...
TWO?
Daphne: OK. TWO IT IS.
Fred: WELL, COME ON.
HMM?
[SLURPS]
SCOOBY-DOO!
RUFF!
[CRASH]
WOW. LOOK WHERE WE'VE LANDED.
A MINE TUNNEL.
IT MUST BE THE
OLD GOLD CITY MINE.
WELL, IF THERE IS A MINER,
THIS IS WHERE WE'LL FIND HIM.
COME ON.
IT'S SURE DARK IN HERE.
WE COULD USE SOME LIGHT.
HEY, I FOUND SOME CANDLES.
SHAGGY, THAT'S DYNAMITE!
D-D-D-DYNAMITE?
[KA-BOOM]
Both: SHH...
THAT'S STRANGE.
THIS END OF THE
MINE'S LIT BY LANTERNS.
YEAH, AND I WONDER WHO LIT THEM.
[MOANING]
ZOINKS. YOU HAD TO ASK.
THAT MUST BE THE MOAN
HANK WAS TALKING ABOUT.
I THINK WE BETTER SPLIT UP
AND TRY AND FIND OUT
WHERE THAT MOAN CAME FROM.
I'LL GO THIS WAY
WITH DAPHNE AND VELMA.
YOU GO THAT WAY WITH SCOOBY-DOO.
THANKS A LOT.
AND SHAGGY, IF
YOU FIND ANYTHING,
HOLLER.
I'M LIABLE TO HOLLER
EVEN IF I DON'T FIND ANYTHING.
HMM?
[WHISTLING MY
DARLING CLEMENTINE]
YIPE!
[GIGGLING]
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO, SCOOBY?
WELL, QUIT THE
CLOWNING AND COME ON.
[WHISTLING MY
DARLING CLEMENTINE]
LOOK AT ALL THESE DOORS.
YOU LOOK IN ONE OF THOSE,
AND I'LL LOOK IN THIS ONE.
RIGHT.
HUH?
UH!
UH-OH.
[MUTTERING]
"UH!"
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
UH-UH.
[GULP] I SUPPOSE YOU
WANT ME TO TAKE A LOOK.
YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF.
[CHATTERING]
IT'S EMPTY.
HUH? EMPTY?
[MUTTERING]
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
SCARE ME AGAIN?
[MUTTERING]
UH!
WHAT NOW?
[MUTTERING AND WHIMPERING]
BOY, WHAT A SCAREDY-DOG.
YOU STILL THINK
THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THAT CLOSET?
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
OK. WE'LL SWITCH.
YOU LOOK IN THIS DOOR,
AND I'LL LOOK IN THAT ONE.
[SIGH]
AND THERE BETTER
BE SOMETHING IN IT.
OH, NO!
UH!
ZOINKS! IT'S THE
MINER FORTY-NINER!
HMM, THIS MUST BE A STOREROOM.
CAREFUL. THOSE OLD
FLOORS LOOK WEAK.
I KNOW. I KNOW. [CREAKING]
Velma: LOOK OUT! AAH!
[CRASH]
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
SAY SOMETHING.
[COUGHING]
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT,
JUST COVERED WITH FLOUR. WHEW.
YOU WAIT UP THERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT UP.
WE GOT TO, LIKE,
FIND A PLACE TO HIDE.
QUICK. IN HERE.
ZOINKS! AAH!
A G-G-GHOST! LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.
PHEW. WE FINALLY GOT AWAY
FROM THAT GOONEY MINER.
UH!
IT'S HIM!
YIPE!
UH!
HEH HEH HEH.
[BOTH SHOUTING]
LOOK OUT!
[CRASH]
Velma: ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT?
GROOVY.
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO DAPHNE?
Daphne: I FELL DOWN IN HERE.
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?
DANGER-PRONE DAPHNE
FELL INTO A MINE SHAFT.
I'LL GET HER.
YOU'LL GET HER?
UH-HUH.
UH!
IT'S THE MINER FORTY-NINER!
HEY, GANG. THERE'S A MAZE
OF SECRET PASSAGES DOWN THERE.
AND GUESS WHAT I
SAW IN THAT MINE.
YEAH. WE SAW HIM, TOO.
I GUESS HANK WASN'T KIDDING
ABOUT THAT ANCIENT MINER.
[MOANING]
DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT'S
THE MINER MOANING?
WELL, LIKE, IF I HAD
A FACE LIKE THAT,
I'D MOAN, TOO.
HEY, LOOK... I FOUND A CLUE.
IT SEEMS THAT THIS WIRE...
LEADS UP TO THAT SPEAKER.
NOW THINGS ARE BEGINNING
TO MAKE A LITTLE SENSE.
AND I HAVE A HUNCH
WHAT WE'LL FIND
AT THE OTHER END OF THIS WIRE.
I WAS RIGHT. A TAPE RECORDER.
WELL, THAT ACCOUNTS FOR
THE MYSTERIOUS MOANING.
HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND...
LIKE, JARS OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP.
[SLURP] HUH?
CHOCOLATE SYRUP, NOTHING.
THAT'S SAMPLES OF CRUDE OIL.
OIL? IN A GOLD MINE?
HEY, THIS MYSTERY IS
REALLY GETTING MYSTERIOUS.
AND WHAT ABOUT OUR
MYSTERIOUS MINER?
I'VE GOT A HUNCH
HE'LL SHOW UP SOON.
LET'S BORROW THIS MICROPHONE...
AND, SHAGGY, WE'LL
NEED YOU, TOO.
[TRAIN CHUGGING]
[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
[IMITATING TRAIN]
LISTEN TO THAT SHAGGY GO.
AND SCOOBY'S GREAT
AT BEING A TRAIN.
GOT HIM!
OH, NO! SCOOBY CAN'T STOP.
SCOOBY WENT RIGHT
THROUGH THE SHACK.
HE'S GOT HIM!
I HOPE.
HEY, THAT'S GOT TO BE THE MINER.
BUT WHERE'S SCOOBY?
YOW... HELP!
[CRASH]
HUH?
LOOK! STILTS!
Velma: SHAGGY'S RIGHT.
HE IS WEARING STILTS.
THEN THIS CAN
ONLY BE ONE PERSON.
HANK.
All: HANK?
AW, DAGNABIT!
SO IT WAS OLD HANK
WHO WAS SCARING OFF MY GUESTS.
TO FORCE YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.
THAT WAY HE COULD
BUY THE GUEST RANCH,
THE GHOST TOWN...
AND, LIKE, THE MINE
FOR ALMOST NOTHING.
THEN THERE MUST STILL BE GOLD
IN THAT OLD MINE.
NOT GOLD. BLACK GOLD.
YOU MEAN OIL?
LIKE, RIGHT.
[SLURPING]
BUT HOW DID HANK
KNOW ABOUT THE OIL?
HE ACCIDENTALLY FOUND
THE SECRET MINE ENTRANCE
IN THE OLD HOTEL SAFE.
AND INSTEAD OF
GOLD, HE FOUND OIL.
HE HAD THE EXACT
LOCATION LAID OUT ON A MAP.
THEN HE, LIKE, HID THE MAP
IN THE CIGAR STORE
INDIAN FOR SAFEKEEPING.
TOO BAD.
WE COULD HAVE BEEN PARTNERS.
NOW INSTEAD OF
BEING RICH, HE'S IN JAIL.
HEY, LIKE, WHAT
HAPPENED TO SCOOBY?
Daphne: THERE HE IS.
Fred: SCOOBY, LOOK OUT
FOR THAT GOPHER HOLE.
WHOA... WHOA...
WHOA!
[CRASH]
SCOOBY-DOO!
Shaggy: ONE OF THOSE
APPLES BETTER BE FOR ME.
[GIGGLING]
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
[BATS SCREECHING]
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ WHERE ARE YOU? ♪
♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪
♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪
♪ COME ON, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ I SEE YOU ♪
♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ME ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪
♪ SO, SCOOBY-DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪
♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪
♪ AND, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ IF YOU COME THROUGH ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOURSELF ♪
♪ A SCOOBY SNACK ♪
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE READY ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪
♪ IF WE CAN COUNT
ON YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪♪
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪
♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪
♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪
♪ COME ON, SCOOBY DOO ♪
♪ I SEE YOU ♪
♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ME ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪
♪ SO, SCOOBY DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪
♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪
♪ AND, SCOOBY DOO, IF
YOU COME THROUGH ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNACK ♪
THAT'S A FACT!
♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪
♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE READY
AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪
♪ IF WE CAN COUNT ON YOU ♪
♪ SCOOBY DOO ♪
♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
[SQUAWK]
[SQUAWK]
[SQUAWK]
ARE YOU SURE WE TOOK
THE RIGHT TURN, SHAGGY?
SURE. WE TOOK THIS ROAD
AND TURNED TO THE RIGHT.
NO WONDER WE'RE LOST.
YOU'VE BEEN READING
THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN.
HERE'S WHERE WE ARE...
AT GOLD CITY, THE
OLD GHOST TOWN.
GHOST TOWN!
GHOST TOWN?
WHAT WILL WE DO NOW?
[SQUAWK]
[GULP]
HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
Velma: "GOLD CITY
GUEST RANCH. VACANCY."
Fred: MAYBE WE CAN
SPEND THE NIGHT THERE.
THERE?
Fred: YES, THERE.
UH-UH.
GO AHEAD. RING THE BELL, SHAGGY.
RING-A-DING-DING, COMING UP.
[CREAK]
HUH?
WELCOME, KIDS. COME ON IN.
I'M BIG BEN, OWNER
OF THIS GUEST RANCH.
DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE
ANY ROOMS FOR THE NIGHT?
DO I? YOU'RE MY ONLY GUESTS.
COME ON IN AND REGISTER,
AND I'LL CALL OLD HANK.
HANK! OH, HANK, WE
HAVE SOME GUESTS.
[SQUEAKING]
Shaggy: HEY, SCOOBY, COME HERE.
THIS IS HANK,
THE CARETAKER HERE AT THE RANCH.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
HANK, SHOW THE
GUESTS TO THEIR ROOMS
LIKE A GOOD FELLER.
Hank: FOLLOW ME.
THAT WILL BE THE GIRLS' ROOM,
AND YOU FELLAS
CAN BUNK IN THIS ONE
JUST ACROSS THE HALL.
THESE SURE ARE NICE ROOMS.
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THE PLACE IS EMPTY.
IT'S THE MINER.
All: THE MINER?
THE WHO?
THE MINER FORTY-NINER.
All: FORTY-NINER?!
YESIREE. HE CAME
TO GOLD CITY IN 1849,
AND HE CAN'T REST UNTIL HE FINDS
THE LAST VEIN OF GOLD.
1849?
LIKE, WOW. THAT'S WHAT
I CALL AN ANCIENT MINER.
Hank: THAT'S FOR SURE.
AND AT NIGHT, YOU CAN HEAR
THE MINE MOANING,
CALLING FOR THE MINER.
UH-UH. UH-UH.
BUT WHAT HAS HE GOT
TO DO WITH THE RANCH?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT LATELY
HE'S BEEN COMING UP HERE
AND SCARING THE GUESTS AWAY.
AND I'M GOING AWAY IN
THE MORNING MYSELF.
MAN, THAT'S THE WILDEST
TALE I EVER HEARD.
Velma: RIDICULOUS... A
HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD MINER.
Daphne: STILL, SOMETHING MUST
HAVE SCARED OFF THE GUESTS.
HUH?
BRONEY!
WELL, IT'S STILL EARLY.
WHY DON'T WE GO
INTO THE GHOST TOWN
AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND?
WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.
BOY, WHAT A SPOOKY OLD STREET.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. LET'S GO BACK!
NOT UNTIL WE WALK AROUND
THIS GHOST TOWN
AND SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND.
LIKE, I KNOW WHAT WE'LL FIND.
Velma: WHAT? GHOSTS.
HEY, LOOK, SHAGGY.
A REAL OLD-TIME WESTERN SALOON.
Shaggy: WHEN YOU SAID OLD,
YOU JUST WEREN'T, LIKE, KIDDING.
SARSAPARILLA, BARTENDER.
TWO.
NO WONDER THIS PLACE IS EMPTY.
YOU ASK FOR A SARSAPARILLA,
AND ALL YOU GET IS A GLASS
OF SPIDER WEBS.
Both: SPIDER WEBS?
[PIANO PLAYING MY
DARLING CLEMENTINE]
ZOINKS! GHOSTS!
GHOSTS?
[HOWLING]
IT'S NOT A GHOST.
IT'S A PLAYER PIANO.
SO WHO'S PLAYING IT?
IT'S AUTOMATIC.
IT MUST HAVE TURNED ITSELF ON
AUTOMATICALLY.
NOW COME DOWN OUT
OF THOSE DRAPERIES.
[CRASH]
LIKE, WHY COULDN'T YOU
HAVE BEEN A POODLE?
DID YOU GUYS FIND ANY CLUES?
NOT A ONE.
NEITHER DID I. LET'S TAKE A LOOK
INSIDE THIS OLD HOTEL.
MAYBE OUR MYSTERIOUS MINER
RENTED A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT.
OH, GO ON IN, SCOOBY.
YIKES!
WHAT A CREAKY, CREEPY PLACE.
HEY, SCOOBY, COME ON.
OH, WAIT FOR ME.
IT'S LUCKY FOR YOU
THE ROOM'S EMPTY.
LET'S GET BACK TO THE OTHERS.
[WIND HOWLING]
[GULP] IT'S GOT ME!
HELP! YOW!
[YELPING]
[GIGGLING]
IT'S ONLY A TREE BRANCH.
I KNEW IT ALL THE TIME.
[GIGGLING]
THE ONLY PLACE WE HAVEN'T LOOKED
IS THE OLD MINE.
AND THAT'S ALL BOARDED UP.
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
THERE REALLY ISN'T
AN ANCIENT MINER.
WELL, LET'S KEEP MOVING.
KEEP TOGETHER NOW.
HUH?
UH-OH.
HMM?
HA BUH BUH BUH...
YI!
ZOINKS! THE MINER'S
CHASING SCOOBY!
[CRASH]
SOME MINER.
IT'S ONLY A CIGAR STORE INDIAN.
[GRUNTING]
Daphne: OH, SCOOBY.
QUIT CLOWNING.
WHO'S CLOWNING?
LOOK. IT'S HOLLOW.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS INSIDE?
IT LOOKS LIKE A
MAP OF GOLD CITY.
AND LOOK HOW NEW IT IS.
WHAT'S A NEW MAP LIKE THAT
DOING IN AN OLD
INDIAN LIKE THIS?
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
SOMEBODY WAS HIDING IT.
MAYBE THESE NUMBERS
MEAN SOMETHING.
LEFT 10, RIGHT 7,
LEFT 4, RIGHT 23.
MAYBE IT'S DIRECTIONS
TO A BURIED TREASURE.
YEAH. LIKE A FORTUNE
IN BURIED CHOCOLATE
CHEESEBURGERS.
[SLURPS] OOH.
BUT THOSE DIRECTIONS
DON'T MAKE SENSE.
THEN THEY MUST MEAN SOMETHING.
BUT WHAT?
I'VE GOT IT!
I BET IT'S THE
COMBINATION OF A SAFE.
AND THERE'S AN OLD SAFE
IN THE LOBBY OF THIS HOTEL.
OK, SHAGGY, YOU WORK
ON THE COMBINATION
AS I READ OFF THE NUMBERS.
OK, BUT I NEED A
MOMENT TO WARM UP.
NOW, I MUST HAVE ABSOLUTE QUIET
WHILE I WORK.
HUH?
OH, SHAGGY. SHAGGY!
SHH. QUIET.
LOOK, I HAVE THE COMBINATION.
JUST TURN THE KNOB TO THE RIGHT.
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
IT'S OPEN.
STOP SHOWING OFF, SCOOBY.
I KNEW IT WAS OPEN ALL THE TIME.
LIKE, WOW. GET A LOAD OF THAT.
Daphne: A SECRET ELEVATOR.
WELL, LET'S SEE WHERE IT GOES.
ALL ABOARD.
COME ON, SCOOBY.
UH-UH. UH-UH.
COME ON, SCOOBY.
YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN.
BAWK, BAWK, BAWK,
BAWK, BAWK, BAWK.
WOULD YOU COME WITH
US FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
HMM...
TWO?
Daphne: OK. TWO IT IS.
Fred: WELL, COME ON.
HMM?
[SLURPS]
SCOOBY-DOO!
RUFF!
[CRASH]
WOW. LOOK WHERE WE'VE LANDED.
A MINE TUNNEL.
IT MUST BE THE
OLD GOLD CITY MINE.
WELL, IF THERE IS A MINER,
THIS IS WHERE WE'LL FIND HIM.
COME ON.
IT'S SURE DARK IN HERE.
WE COULD USE SOME LIGHT.
HEY, I FOUND SOME CANDLES.
SHAGGY, THAT'S DYNAMITE!
D-D-D-DYNAMITE?
[KA-BOOM]
Both: SHH...
THAT'S STRANGE.
THIS END OF THE
MINE'S LIT BY LANTERNS.
YEAH, AND I WONDER WHO LIT THEM.
[MOANING]
ZOINKS. YOU HAD TO ASK.
THAT MUST BE THE MOAN
HANK WAS TALKING ABOUT.
I THINK WE BETTER SPLIT UP
AND TRY AND FIND OUT
WHERE THAT MOAN CAME FROM.
I'LL GO THIS WAY
WITH DAPHNE AND VELMA.
YOU GO THAT WAY WITH SCOOBY-DOO.
THANKS A LOT.
AND SHAGGY, IF
YOU FIND ANYTHING,
HOLLER.
I'M LIABLE TO HOLLER
EVEN IF I DON'T FIND ANYTHING.
HMM?
[WHISTLING MY
DARLING CLEMENTINE]
YIPE!
[GIGGLING]
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO, SCOOBY?
WELL, QUIT THE
CLOWNING AND COME ON.
[WHISTLING MY
DARLING CLEMENTINE]
LOOK AT ALL THESE DOORS.
YOU LOOK IN ONE OF THOSE,
AND I'LL LOOK IN THIS ONE.
RIGHT.
HUH?
UH!
UH-OH.
[MUTTERING]
"UH!"
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
UH-UH.
[GULP] I SUPPOSE YOU
WANT ME TO TAKE A LOOK.
YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF.
[CHATTERING]
IT'S EMPTY.
HUH? EMPTY?
[MUTTERING]
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
SCARE ME AGAIN?
[MUTTERING]
UH!
WHAT NOW?
[MUTTERING AND WHIMPERING]
BOY, WHAT A SCAREDY-DOG.
YOU STILL THINK
THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THAT CLOSET?
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
OK. WE'LL SWITCH.
YOU LOOK IN THIS DOOR,
AND I'LL LOOK IN THAT ONE.
[SIGH]
AND THERE BETTER
BE SOMETHING IN IT.
OH, NO!
UH!
ZOINKS! IT'S THE
MINER FORTY-NINER!
HMM, THIS MUST BE A STOREROOM.
CAREFUL. THOSE OLD
FLOORS LOOK WEAK.
I KNOW. I KNOW. [CREAKING]
Velma: LOOK OUT! AAH!
[CRASH]
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
SAY SOMETHING.
[COUGHING]
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT,
JUST COVERED WITH FLOUR. WHEW.
YOU WAIT UP THERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT UP.
WE GOT TO, LIKE,
FIND A PLACE TO HIDE.
QUICK. IN HERE.
ZOINKS! AAH!
A G-G-GHOST! LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.
PHEW. WE FINALLY GOT AWAY
FROM THAT GOONEY MINER.
UH!
IT'S HIM!
YIPE!
UH!
HEH HEH HEH.
[BOTH SHOUTING]
LOOK OUT!
[CRASH]
Velma: ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT?
GROOVY.
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO DAPHNE?
Daphne: I FELL DOWN IN HERE.
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?
DANGER-PRONE DAPHNE
FELL INTO A MINE SHAFT.
I'LL GET HER.
YOU'LL GET HER?
UH-HUH.
UH!
IT'S THE MINER FORTY-NINER!
HEY, GANG. THERE'S A MAZE
OF SECRET PASSAGES DOWN THERE.
AND GUESS WHAT I
SAW IN THAT MINE.
YEAH. WE SAW HIM, TOO.
I GUESS HANK WASN'T KIDDING
ABOUT THAT ANCIENT MINER.
[MOANING]
DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT'S
THE MINER MOANING?
WELL, LIKE, IF I HAD
A FACE LIKE THAT,
I'D MOAN, TOO.
HEY, LOOK... I FOUND A CLUE.
IT SEEMS THAT THIS WIRE...
LEADS UP TO THAT SPEAKER.
NOW THINGS ARE BEGINNING
TO MAKE A LITTLE SENSE.
AND I HAVE A HUNCH
WHAT WE'LL FIND
AT THE OTHER END OF THIS WIRE.
I WAS RIGHT. A TAPE RECORDER.
WELL, THAT ACCOUNTS FOR
THE MYSTERIOUS MOANING.
HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND...
LIKE, JARS OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP.
[SLURP] HUH?
CHOCOLATE SYRUP, NOTHING.
THAT'S SAMPLES OF CRUDE OIL.
OIL? IN A GOLD MINE?
HEY, THIS MYSTERY IS
REALLY GETTING MYSTERIOUS.
AND WHAT ABOUT OUR
MYSTERIOUS MINER?
I'VE GOT A HUNCH
HE'LL SHOW UP SOON.
LET'S BORROW THIS MICROPHONE...
AND, SHAGGY, WE'LL
NEED YOU, TOO.
[TRAIN CHUGGING]
[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
[IMITATING TRAIN]
LISTEN TO THAT SHAGGY GO.
AND SCOOBY'S GREAT
AT BEING A TRAIN.
GOT HIM!
OH, NO! SCOOBY CAN'T STOP.
SCOOBY WENT RIGHT
THROUGH THE SHACK.
HE'S GOT HIM!
I HOPE.
HEY, THAT'S GOT TO BE THE MINER.
BUT WHERE'S SCOOBY?
YOW... HELP!
[CRASH]
HUH?
LOOK! STILTS!
Velma: SHAGGY'S RIGHT.
HE IS WEARING STILTS.
THEN THIS CAN
ONLY BE ONE PERSON.
HANK.
All: HANK?
AW, DAGNABIT!
SO IT WAS OLD HANK
WHO WAS SCARING OFF MY GUESTS.
TO FORCE YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.
THAT WAY HE COULD
BUY THE GUEST RANCH,
THE GHOST TOWN...
AND, LIKE, THE MINE
FOR ALMOST NOTHING.
THEN THERE MUST STILL BE GOLD
IN THAT OLD MINE.
NOT GOLD. BLACK GOLD.
YOU MEAN OIL?
LIKE, RIGHT.
[SLURPING]
BUT HOW DID HANK
KNOW ABOUT THE OIL?
HE ACCIDENTALLY FOUND
THE SECRET MINE ENTRANCE
IN THE OLD HOTEL SAFE.
AND INSTEAD OF
GOLD, HE FOUND OIL.
HE HAD THE EXACT
LOCATION LAID OUT ON A MAP.
THEN HE, LIKE, HID THE MAP
IN THE CIGAR STORE
INDIAN FOR SAFEKEEPING.
TOO BAD.
WE COULD HAVE BEEN PARTNERS.
NOW INSTEAD OF
BEING RICH, HE'S IN JAIL.
HEY, LIKE, WHAT
HAPPENED TO SCOOBY?
Daphne: THERE HE IS.
Fred: SCOOBY, LOOK OUT
FOR THAT GOPHER HOLE.
WHOA... WHOA...
WHOA!
[CRASH]
SCOOBY-DOO!
Shaggy: ONE OF THOSE
APPLES BETTER BE FOR ME.
[GIGGLING]
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
[BATS SCREECHING]
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ WHERE ARE YOU? ♪
♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ WHERE ARE YOU! ♪
♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪
♪ COME ON, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ I SEE YOU ♪
♪ PRETENDING YOU GOT A SLIVER ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' ME ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪
♪ SO, SCOOBY-DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪
♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪
♪ AND, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ IF YOU COME THROUGH ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOURSELF ♪
♪ A SCOOBY SNACK ♪
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE READY ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪
♪ IF WE CAN COUNT
ON YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪♪