Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 16 - A Night of Fright Is No Delight - full transcript

An eccentric colonel leaves part of his fortune to Scooby Doo on the condition that he spend the night in a castle haunted by green phantoms.

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO,
WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT SOME
WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO,
WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON,
SCOOBY-DOO, I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDIN'
YOU'VE GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN'
ME, 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW, WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY-DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪



♪ AND, SCOOBY-DOO,
IF YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

♪ THAT'S A FACT ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO,
HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY,
AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪

♪ IF WE CAN COUNT
ON YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

Daphne: OH, WOW!
THEY SURE PICKED

A CREEPY ENOUGH
PLACE TO READ A WILL.

AND A CREEPY ENOUGH NIGHT, TOO.

YEAH. LIKE, YOU
WOULD HAVE TO INHERIT

A FORTUNE, SCOOB.

SORRY.



WELL, IT WAS QUITE A STORY.

IT EVEN MADE THE PAPERS.

YEAH. LISTEN TO THIS.

"DOG NAMED IN INHERITANCE.

"ECCENTRIC MILLIONAIRE
COLONEL BEAUREGARD SANDERS

"LEAVES $1 MILLION
TO 4 RELATIVES

AND A DOG NAMED SCOOBY-DOO."

"SCOOBY-DOO HAD
RESCUED OLD BEAUREGARD

FROM A FISHPOND
"SEVERAL YEARS BEFORE

AND WAS REMEMBERED IN HIS WILL."

WELL, I WISH I'D REMEMBERED

NOT TO COME ALONG.

NO TELLING WHAT'S WAITING

FOR US TONIGHT.

OH, I SEE YOU MADE IT.

WELL, BRING THE DOG AND COME IN.

THE OTHERS ARE WAITING INSIDE.

YES, SIR.

ATTENTION, EVERYBODY.

AS YOU ALL KNOW, I
AM COSGOOD CREEPS,

ATTORNEY OF THE
LATE COLONEL SANDERS.

MY PARTNER, MR. CRAWLS,
COULDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT.

CREEPS AND CRAWLS?

THEY SURE PICKED
THE RIGHT LAWYERS

FOR THIS JOB.

SHH!

COLONEL SANDERS WAS A BIT ODD,

AND HIS ONLY INSTRUCTIONS

WERE TO PLAY THIS
RECORD FOR YOU.

GREETINGS, Y'ALL!

COUSIN SIMPLE, NEPHEW NORMAL,

SWEET COUSIN
MALDEHYDE, COUSIN SLICKER,

AND MY OLD FRIEND SCOOBY-DOO.

NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL HERE,

MIGHT AS WELL GET
DOWN TO THE NITTY-GRITTY

OF INHERITIN' MY FORTUNE.

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO RECEIVE

AN EQUAL SHARE OF
THE MILLION DOLLARS,

PROVIDING YOU SPEND TONIGHT

HERE IN THE OLD FAMILY MANSION.

THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD.

THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED.

HAUNTED?

YES, HAUNTED. AND THOSE
OF YOU THAT DON'T STAY,

HIS SHARE OF THE FORTUNE
WILL GO TO THE OTHERS.

NOW, GOOD NIGHT AND
PLEASANT DREAMS, Y'ALL.

HEE HEE HEE!

OH, BOY.

WELL, THAT'S IT.

I WILL RETURN TO THE
ISLAND IN THE MORNING

TO FIND OUT WHICH
OF YOU REMAIN...

IF ANY.

HA HA HA!

10:00, AND I SUGGEST
WE ALL TURN IN.

YEAH, BUT INTO WHAT?

YEAH! WHAT?

RELAX, SCOOBY.

WE'LL SPEND THE NIGHT WITH
YOU. NOW, LET'S HIT THE SACK.

FIRST, I'M GOING TO
HIT THE OLD LUNCH SACK

WITH A SHAGGY SUPER SANDWICH.

♪ DOOBY-DOO-DUM DOOBY-DOO ♪

AND IT LOOKS LIKE OLD SCOOB

IS GOING TO HIT THE
BATHTUB. HEE HEE HEE HEE!

♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO DOOBY
DEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO ♪

♪ DUM DUM DOO ♪

AHH, LET'S SEE. A LITTLE
SALT AND A LITTLE PEPPER.

AND, OH, YES, A
LITTLE FISH FOOD.

ZOINKS!

SORRY.

HEY, SCOOB, HURRY
IT UP, WILL YOU?

♪ DUM DEE DOO DUM
BEE DOO BEE DOO ♪

♪ DUM DEE DOO, DUM
BEE DOO BEE DOO ♪

♪ DUM BEE DOO ♪

HUH?

AROO!

YIKES!

SCOOBY, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE TAKING A BATH.

RUB RIPPED TO BASEMENT.

LIKE, YOU MEAN THE TUB TIPPED
UP AND SLID INTO THE BASEMENT?

YEAH. YEAH. AND SHADOW...

AND YOU SAW A SHADOWY,
CHAIN-RATTLING PHANTOM?

YEAH. YEAH. UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

COME ON. LET'S TAKE
A LOOK AT THAT TUB.

WELL, SCOOBY, THE
BATHTUB LOOKS OK.

Shaggy: AND IT'S BOLTED DOWN.

YOU SURE GOT SOME IMAGINATION.

YEAH. LIKE, QUIT WITH THOSE

SCARY TALES, WILL YA?

COME ON. LET'S GET SOME SLEEP.

HMM. HMM.

WHEW! OH, BOY.

LIKE, WHAT WAS THAT?

I DON'T KNOW,

BUT IT CAME FROM
COUSIN SIMPLE'S ROOM.

POOR COUSIN SIMPLE.

ALL THAT'S LEFT OF HIM

IS HIS NIGHTCAP.

TSK TSK TSK. ISN'T THAT A SHAME?

HEY, GET A LOAD OF THIS
WRITING ON THIS DUSTY MIRROR.

PHANTOM SHADOW? THEN
YOU WERE RIGHT, SCOOBY.

UH-HUH.

I THINK WE BETTER
RETURN TO OUR ROOMS

AND LOCK OUR DOORS.

FANTASTIC. THAT DUMMY
LOOKS JUST LIKE SCOOBY-DOO.

DO YOU THINK THIS
PLAN WILL WORK, FREDDY?

SURE. I LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED

SO WHEN THE PHANTOM SHADOW
COMES IN TO GRAB THE DUMMY OF SCOOBY,

WE'LL ALL GRAB HIM.

ALL BUT SHAGGY AND SCOOBY.

THEY'VE DECIDED TO PLAY IT SAFE

AND WATCH THIS SHOW FROM
OUTSIDE ON THE DRAINPIPE.

I CAN'T THINK OF A SAFER PLACE.

CAN YOU, SCOOB?

UH-UH.

YEOW! OH!

OH, DON'T WORRY! I'LL SAVE YOU.

AAH!

OHH!

VELMA!

Fred: SHAGGY!

Velma: LET ME GO!

AAH!

I TOLD YOU I'D SAVE YOU.

GREAT. BUT NEXT TIME, PLEASE
DON'T DO ME ANY FAVORS.

YEAH. NO FAVORS! REALLY.

LIKE, WHERE ARE WE, ANYHOW?

IT'S SOME SORT OF AN
OLD SECRET PASSAGE

UNDERNEATH THE MANSION.

HUH?

WHAT IS IT?

FOOTPRINTS.

THE PHANTOM SHADOW
MUST HAVE BEEN THIS WAY.

THAT'S FUNNY. IF HE'S
A PHANTOM SHADOW,

HOW COME HE LEAVES FOOTPRINTS?

DIRTY FEET?

WELL, WE'RE GOING TO
FOLLOW THOSE DIRTY FEET

AND FIND THAT PHANTOM,

AND YOU'RE GOING
TO LEAD THE WAY.

BUT, LIKE, WHAT IF THE
PHANTOM SHADOW GRABS ME?

THAT'S THE CHANCE
I'LL HAVE TO TAKE.

NOW BE BRAVE AND LEAD THE WAY.

YEAH. I GOT TO BE
BRAVE. I GOT TO BE BRAVE.

I GOT TO BE BRAVE. I GOT TO...

I GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF NUT.

GANGWAY!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE BRAVE,

NO MATTER HOW CHICKEN YOU ARE.

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

OH! OH! OH!

THE FOOTPRINTS GO IN THERE.

LIKE, WOW. WHAT'S
ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF?

RELICS FROM THE CIVIL WAR.

THE COLONEL USED
TO COLLECT THEM.

LET'S GO SEE.

UNIFORMS MUST HAVE
BEEN HIS FAVORITES.

THE WAGON'S FULL OF THEM.

YIKES!

ZOINKS! HAUNTED UNIFORMS.

AAH!

OH! OH!

AAH! HELP!

ZOINKS! CORNERED IN AN ELEVATOR.

GRR!

GRR!

WOW. YOU DID IT, SCOOBY! HA HA!

YEAH. HEE HEE HEE!

I WONDER WHERE THIS
EERIE OLD ELEVATOR GOES TO.

OUT OF HERE, I HOPE.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

IT GOES TO COUSIN
SLICKER'S ROOM.

COME ON.

BUT WHERE IS COUSIN SLICKER?

GONE, LIKE COUSIN SIMPLE.

HUH?

THEY'RE ALL GONE.

COUSIN SIMPLE, COUSIN SLICKER...

NEPHEW NORMAL...

SWEET COUSIN MALDEHYDE.

ALL BUT ONE.

ME?

Fred: YES, YOU, SCOOB.

OH, BOY.

WOW. WHAT A NIGHT FOR A FRIGHT.

YOU SAID IT.

4 MISSING HEIRS,

A HAUNTED HOUSE,
AND A PHANTOM SHADOW.

LIKE, ALL THAT'S MISSING
IS A SPOOKY ORGAN.

IT'S NOT MISSING ANYMORE.

COME ON, LET'S FIND OUT
WHERE IT'S COMING FROM.

HA HA HA HA!

Velma: WELL, HERE'S THE ORGAN.

YEAH, BUT WHERE'S THE KOOK

THAT WAS PLAYING IT?

GONE. BUT HE LEFT
HIS MUSIC BOOK BEHIND.

HEY, LET ME SEE THAT.

THERE'S SOME
WRITING ON THE COVER.

IF ANYONE'S GOING TO
GET FED AROUND HERE,

IT'S GOING TO BE ME.

ME, TOO.

YOU CAN'T FEED AN ORGAN.

NO, BUT YOU CAN PLAY ONE.

I'LL PLAY IT! I'LL
PLAY IT! I'LL PLAY IT!

♪ DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO ♪

♪ DOO BE DEE DOO DEE DOO ♪

♪ DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO ♪

OH, BROTHER.

LET'S WATCH THE FLOOR
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I THINK WE'D BETTER,
LIKE, WATCH THE WALLS.

Velma: WHY?

BECAUSE THEY'RE
CLOSING IN ON US!

THE DOOR'S LOCKED!

QUICK, SCOOBY, DO SOMETHING.

RIGHT.

NO! LIKE, KEEP
PLAYING THE ORGAN.

IT MIGHT STOP THOSE WILD WALLS.

Fred: IT WORKED!
THE WALLS STOPPED.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

I DON'T LIKE PLAYING
MUSICAL RIDDLES.

THAT'S IT! DAPHNE, THIS
IS A MUSICAL RIDDLE.

I'VE GOT IT.

"FEED" ISN'T A WORD.
IT'S MUSICAL NOTES.

"F," "E," "E," "D."

LOOK! SECRET
STAIRS IN THE FLOOR.

COME ON. LET'S
SEE WHERE THEY GO.

CREEPY, COBWEB-FILLED CATACOMBS.

AND THAT'S NOT ALL. LOOK!

Daphne: COFFINS! 5 OF THEM.

Shaggy: AND THE EMPTY ONE'S,

LIKE, DOG-SHAPED.

DOG-SHAPED?

Shaggy: ZOINKS! THEY'RE OPENING.

Fred: IT'S THEM! THE COUSINS.

Velma: IT'S THE PHANTOM SHADOW.

Fred: ONLY HE'S NOT A SHADOW.

HE'S A GREEN GHOST.

Shaggy: NOW THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

AAH!

Velma: HE'S FAINTED.

HOO HOO HA HA HA HA HA!

Fred: GRAB SCOOBY!

Shaggy: LIKE, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.

SCOOBY, WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

COME ON, SCOOB!

HA HA HA HA!

WILL YOU WAKE UP
FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?

HERE, SCOOB. HURRY!

HUH? OH!

HOO HOO HA HA!

OH! OH! OH!

HEY, SHAGGY, STOP!

WELL, IT'S ABOUT
TIME YOU WOKE UP.

YIKES!

OOH!

GRR. GRR!

HMM.

HEE HEE HEE!

WE FOOLED THAT
GOOFY GHOST THIS TIME.

HE'LL NEVER FIND US UP HERE.

HA HA HA!

EVERYWHERE WE LOOK, SCOOB,

GIGGLING GREEN GHOSTS.

LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!
LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

HEY, A WINE RACK.

DON'T FIRE TILL YOU SEE
THE GREEN OF HIS EYES.

RIGHT.

HA HA HA HA HA!

FIRE!

YIPPEE! HOORAY!

LET'S GO, SCOOBY-DOO!

SCOOBY-DOO!

HELLO?

IT'S FOR YOU.

GRRRRR!

FASTER! THEY'RE,
LIKE, GAINING ON US!

HOO HOO HA HA!

YEOW!

QUICK, SCOOB!

Shaggy: LIKE, GRAB YOUR PARTNER.

HA HA HA!

WELL, WE FINALLY DITCHED

THOSE CREEPY GHOSTS.

YEAH, BUT THEY'LL BE BACK.

HEY, HOW'D YOU GET
THAT GREEN STUFF

ON YOUR HAND?

DANCING WITH THOSE
GREEN GHOSTS. HOW ELSE?

THAT'S IT! COME ON, EVERYBODY.

TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM.

RAUNDRY ROOM?

LIKE, I'VE SEEN SOME
GOOFY TRAPS BEFORE,

BUT THIS IS THE GOOFIEST.

NOT GOOFY, SHAGGY. SIMPLE.

WE USE A FAN,

SOME SOAP SUDS ON THE FLOOR,

A SPRING-LOADED IRONING BOARD,

AND A WASHING MACHINE.

AND WHEN THOSE GHOSTS
COME THROUGH THE DOOR,

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE
THEM TO THE CLEANERS.

NOW, LET'S SEE HOW IT WORKS.

READY, SCOOBY?

READY.

FAN ON.

OH!

LOOK! IT WORKED!

YAY!

HEE HEE HEE!

SCOOBY-DOO!

OK. DAPH, VELMA, AND I

WILL LURE THE GHOSTS
THROUGH THE DOORWAY.

WHEN I YELL "NOW," YOU
SWITCH ON THE FAN, SCOOB.

RIGHT.

I'M ALL SET, TOO.

HERE THEY COME NOW!

NOW?

OH, NO! SCOOBY
TURNED IT ON TOO SOON!

AND, LIKE, IN REVERSE YET!

HELP!

A FLYING WASHING MACHINE!

DUCK!

THEY WENT OUT THE DOOR.

LOOK OUT!

THEY TOOK THE ELEVATOR
DOWN TO THE TUNNEL.

OHH! AROO!

OHH!

AROO!

I CAN'T STEER THIS
CRAZY MACHINE.

WE'LL TAKE THE SHORTCUT.

HANG ON!

GOT 'EM!

LOOKS LIKE THESE
GHOSTS ARE ALL WASHED UP.

WELL, THERE THEY ARE, SHERIFF...

MR. CREEPS AND HIS
PARTNER MR. CRAWLS.

THEY WERE TRYING TO SCARE
ALL THE HEIRS OFF THE ISLAND.

THEN NO ONE WOULD
SPEND THE NIGHT,

AND THEY WOULD KEEP
CONTROL OF THE FORTUNE.

FIRST, CREEPS PRETENDED
TO BE THE PHANTOM

AND MADE IT SEEM LIKE
THE HOUSE WAS HAUNTED.

THE COUSINS WERE
SCARED AWAY FAST.

THEN THEY PUT DUMMIES
THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE THEM

IN THE COFFINS.

BAH!

BUT THAT PLAN BACKFIRED.

SO DID PAINTING THEMSELVES
LIKE GREEN GHOSTS.

WELL, WHERE THEY'RE GOING,

CREEPS AND CRAWLS
COULD USE A GOOD LAWYER.

HERE IT IS.

IT ALL BELONGS TO
YOU NOW, SCOOBY...

$1 MILLION.

HUH?

OH, NO.

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?
ALL IN CONFEDERATE MONEY.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

WE SPEND A NIGHT OF FRIGHT
FOR SOME WORTHLESS MONEY

IN A HAUNTED HOUSE THAT
WASN'T EVEN HAUNTED.

OH, NO? THEN WHAT'S THAT?

Shaggy: ZOINKS! A
FLOATING HAUNTED BONE.

BONE?

I GUESS HAUNTED BONES

ARE ONE THING
SCOOBY'S NOT SCARED OF.

SCOOBY-DOO!

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO,
WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT SOME
WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO,
WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON,
SCOOBY-DOO, I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDIN'
YOU'VE GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN'
ME, 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW, WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY-DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪

♪ AND, SCOOBY-DOO,
IF YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO,
HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY,
AND YOU'RE WILLING ♪

♪ IF WE CAN COUNT
ON YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪