Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 14 - Go Away Ghost Ship - full transcript

Scooby and the gang investigate the mystery of Red Beard's ghost.

[BATS SQUEAKING]

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY
DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY
DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON, SCOOBY
DOO, I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDING
YOU'VE GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ BUT YOU'RE NOT FOOLING
ME, 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW, WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY DOO, BE
READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪



♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪

♪ AND, SCOOBY DOO, IF
YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
YOURSELF A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

♪ THAT'S A FACT ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY
DOO, HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY,
AND YOU'RE WILLIN' ♪

♪ SCOOBY ♪

♪ IF WE CAN COUNT
ON YOU, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

WHAT'S THAT?

THE GHOST OF REDBEARD!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

HAAA HA HA HA HA!



Fred: LISTEN TO THIS!
"COAST GUARD BAFFLED

AS THIRD FREIGHTER
RAIDED WITHIN A WEEK."

"C.L. MAGNUS, OWNER
OF SHIPPING LINE,

"CLAIMS IT'S THE GHOST
OF REDBEARD THE PIRATE

SEEKING REVENGE."

LIKE, I'M SURE GLAD
HE'S NOT SEEKING

MY SUPER-DUPER SANDWICH!

[SLURPS]

YEAH! WELL, WELL, WELL!

LUCKY FOR HIM. HE'D
PROBABLY GET INDIGESTION.

Shaggy: PAW, PLEASE, SCOOBY.

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I
CALL HANDY BITE-SIZE!

OHH!

[GULPS]

DEEEELICIOUS!

HUH?

WHAT HAPPENED?

POOR MR. MAGNUS.

FIRST HE'S ON THE VERGE

OF GOING OUT OF BUSINESS,

NOW THIS GHOST PIRATE SHOWS UP.

WHY WOULD A GHOST PIRATE

WANT REVENGE

ON A NICE MAN LIKE MR. MAGNUS?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT MAYBE WE CAN HELP
HIM SOLVE THIS MYSTERY.

LET'S GO SEE HIM.

Shaggy: THIS MUST
BE THE APARTMENT.

Daphne: "PENTHOUSE.
C.L. MAGNUS."

[BUZZ]

YES?

Fred: UH, EXCUSE US,

BUT WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO
MR. MAGNUS FOR A MOMENT.

I'M AFRAID NOT.

HE'S NOT TO BE DISTURBED.

Daphne: WELL!

I GUESS THAT SLAMS
THE DOOR CLOSED

ON THIS GHOST MYSTERY.

I'LL BET IF MR. MAGNUS
KNEW WE WERE HERE TO HELP,

HE'D SEE US.

MAYBE WE STILL
CAN. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

IS EVERYBODY ALL SET?

OK!

YEAH!

[DOORBUZZER BUZZES]

YES?

Velma: ROOM SERVICE.

Shaggy: BREAKFAST IS SERVED.

AT 11:00 AT NIGHT?

SURE. AND THAT WAY,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET UP

IN THE MORNING TO EAT IT. HA HA!

[THUMP]

[CRASH]

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

Daphne: WOULD YOU BELIEVE
WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU?

LIKE GOOD SAMARITAN JOES!

YEAH! YEAH!

SO, YOU SEE,

IT WAS OVER 300 YEARS AGO

THAT REDBEARD THE PIRATE

WAS THE TERROR OF THE 7 SEAS.

WHEN MY ANCESTORS
BROUGHT HIM TO JUSTICE,

HE VOWED TO RETURN
AND AVENGE HIMSELF.

AND NOW THAT HE HAS,

I'M AFRAID THERE IS NOTHING

THAT CAN BE DONE TO STOP HIM.

[GULPS]

Velma: I'M NOT SO
SURE, MR. MAGNUS.

GHOSTS ARE OUR SPECIALTY.

AND I HAVE A PLAN
THAT I THINK WILL WORK.

Daphne: IF OLD REDBEARD
STICKS TO HIS SCHEDULE,

HE SHOULD STRIKE AGAIN TONIGHT.

YEAH! AND WE ARE
GOING TO BE THERE FIRST

AND FOOL HIM!

THERE'S THE MAGNUS FREIGHTER...

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

GOOD! NOW KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED

FOR A MYSTERIOUS FOG BANK...

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE WE'LL
FIND REDBEARD'S GHOST!

WELL, YOU CAN STOP
PEELING YOUR EYES.

IT'S RIGHT AHEAD OF US!

OK! LET'S PUT OPERATION
DECOY TO WORK!

I'LL SWITCH ON THE
TAPE RECORDER.

[RECORDING OF FOGHORN PLAYS]

NOW HEAD INTO THE
FOG BANK, SHAGGY...

AND LET'S HOPE THAT GHOST
THINKS WE'RE THE FREIGHTER.

[FOGHORN]

Daphne: IT SURE
IS CREEPY IN HERE.

LIKE, THE FOG IS SO THICK

YOU CAN CUT IT
WITH A KNIFE. HA HA!

[FOGHORN]

HMMM...

SCOOBY DOO!

[FOGHORN]

WOW! LOOK!

[EVIL LAUGHTER FROM SHIP]

Everyone: THE GHOST SHIP!

Velma: OUR PLAN WORKED TOO WELL.

IT'S GOING TO RAM US!

Fred: QUICK, SHAG!
FULL-SPEED REVERSE!

LIKE, DOUBLE FULL-SPEED REVERSE!

[MOTOR STARTING]

Fred: START PADDLING!

Shaggy: I'M PADDLING!
I'M PADDLING!

BUT I'M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE!

ME, NEITHER.

Fred: HANG ON!

[CRASH]

Velma: WE'VE BEEN CUT IN HALF!

NOW WHAT'LL WE DO?

SINK!

OH! MY HAIRDO!

SCOOBY DOO! WHERE ARE YOU?

[SPLOOT]

HEY! COME ON!

LET'S GET OUT OF THIS WATER!

AND THERE'S ONLY
ONE PLACE TO GO:

THE GHOST SHIP!

GHOST SHIP?!

OH, MY!

ONE...

MORE...

TUG!

WELL, WE'RE ABOARD THIS
CREAKING, CREEPY CRAFT.

LIKE, LET'S HOPE THE
OTHERS MADE IT, TOO.

[GULPS]

I HOPE SO!

DO YOU SEE ANY GHOSTS?

Velma: NO.

THIS SPOOKY OLD SHIP
LOOKS DESERTED TO ME.

WELL, IF I KNOW SHAG AND SCOOB,

THEY'RE ALREADY ABOARD.

COME ON, LET'S FIND THEM!

YEAH! AND MAYBE WE CAN
FIND SOME CLUES, AS WELL.

THIS MUST BE
REDBEARD'S CABIN, SCOOB,

AND LOOK AT THAT KOOKY
PICTURE ON THE WALL!

HA HA HA HA!

THAT MUST BE OLD
REDBEARD HIMSELF!

[PEN SQUEAKING]

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

AH! AAH!

YIPES!

HELP!

[THUMP]

[CRASH]

AAH!

ZOINKS! IT'S HIM!

[DOOR SLAMS]

Redbeard: AH HA HA HA HA!

[EVIL LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

AN UNFRIENDLY GHOST SWORD!

ZOINKS!

YEEEOW!

Redbeard: AH HA HA HA HA!

AH HA HA HA HA!

YIPES!

AH HA! AH HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

AH HA...

WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE!

WHEW! YEAH!

NOW... LET'S FIGURE
HOW TO... GET...

OUT... OF... HERE!

[GULPS]

HA HA HA HA HA!

1, 2, 3 GHOSTS?

OHH...

OHH...

FOR A GHOST SHIP,

THERE SURE AREN'T
MANY GHOSTS AROUND.

MAYBE THEY'VE GONE
HAUNTING FOR A NEW HOUSE.

OR OUT WITH A COUPLE
OF OLD GHOUL-FRIENDS!

HA HA HA HA!

Redbeard: HA HA HA HA!

OUR JOKES WEREN'T
THAT FUNNY, FREDDY.

I DIDN'T LAUGH.

LOOK!

Redbeard: HA HA HA HA HA!

Daphne: REDBEARD!

COME ON! LET'S FOLLOW HIM.

BUT NOT TOO CLOSE!

Daphne: HE'S GONE!

Velma: MAYBE HE
WENT IN THAT DOOR.

WELL, LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK.

COME ON!

HE'S NOT IN HERE,
THAT'S FOR SURE.

THANK GOODNESS!

THIS GHOST SHIP IS
GIVING ME THE CHILLS.

IT'S NOT THE SHIP
THAT'S GIVING YOU CHILLS.

IT'S THESE TUBS OF DRY ICE.

WHAT'S DRY ICE DOING
ON A GHOST SHIP?

I DON'T KNOW...

BUT I THINK WE FOUND
OURSELVES A CLUE.

Daphne: THE DOOR!

WE'RE LOCKED IN!

Redbeard: AH HA HA HA HA!

IT'S HIM! REDBEARD!

AH HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA!

[WHIMPERING]

STOP YOUR SNIVELING...

OR I'LL MAKE YOU WALK THE PLANK!

[WHIMPERING]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH US,

YOUR GHOSTLINESS?

[SKRITCH]

[SKRITCH] [SKRITCH]

BUT IF YOU WERE
GOOD FOR ANYTHING,

I'D SPARE YOU.

WE'RE GOOD COOKS!

HUH?

GOOD COOKS, EH?

WELL, GET UP AND
FIX ME SOME DINNER!

AND REMEMBER... IT HAD
BETTER BE GOOD, OR...

[SKRITCH]

A-A-A-AYE, SIR!

OR...

[SKRITCH] [SKRITCH]

WELL, THE SEAWATER'S BOILING.

I WONDER WHAT GHOSTS

LIKE IN THEIR STEW, SCOOB.

CHAINS?

CHAINS! HEY, YEAH!
GHOSTS LIKE CHAINS.

AND, UH... OH, YEAH!

SOME ASHES FROM THE STOVE.

YOU KNOW, THIS
COULD BE REAL GOOD!

YEAH! YEAH!

NOW... WHAT ELSE?

COBWEBS?

COBWEBS! UH-HUH. DELIGHTFUL!

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

[POOF]

WOW! NOW... DID WE
FORGET ANYTHING?

SOAP.

SOAP?! I HARDLY USE IT MYSELF,

BUT WHY NOT?

I SURE HOPE OLD REDBEARD

LIKES GHOST PIRATE STEW!

ME, TOO!

GHOST PIRATE STEW, EH?

YOU EAT IT!

HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

UH, BUT WE AREN'T HUNGRY.

EAT IT!

[MUNCH MUNCH]

AAAAH! OOOOH!

BUBBLES?!

LET'S BUBBLE OUR
WAY OUT OF HERE!

HEY! STOP THAT!

Shaggy: COME ON! RUN!

UH-OH... HERE
COMES TWO OF THEM...

AND WE GOTTA LOSE THEM!

AND THE ONLY WAY TO LOSE THEM

IS TO FOOL THEM.

FIRST, A PAPER PIRATE HAT.

PIRATE HAT?

AND NEXT...

MY SUPER SHAGGY
IMITATION OF REDBEARD.

HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Shaggy, imitating Redbeard:
THEY WENT THATAWAY!

HAA HA HA HA HA!

GET GOING, YOU SWABS!

HA HA HA HA!

THEY THOUGHT I WAS REDBEARD!

HEE HEE HEE!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Redbeard: HA HA HA HA HA!

[GULPS]

YIKES! IT'S HIM AGAIN!

THEY'LL NEVER FIND
US UNDER HERE, SCOOB.

I HOPE!

ONLY TROUBLE IS...

I CAN'T SEE WHERE WE'RE GOING.

Scooby: UH-OH...

Shaggy: GOING DOWN!

[SPLASH]

OH, BOY...

OFF OF ONE TUB AND INTO ANOTHER.

SHAGGY!

SCOOBY, YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED.

Velma: UP HERE!

VELMA!

WE'RE LOCKED IN!

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL SAVE YOU!

I THINK.

COME ON, SCOOB...
FOLLOW THAT GHOST SHIP!

SO THIS IS WHERE
THEY'VE BEEN HIDING.

A SECRET COVE AT SKULL ISLAND.

WHY DOES A GHOST SHIP

NEED A SECRET COVE TO HIDE IN?

I DON'T KNOW.

BOY, THIS MYSTERY'S
GETTING MORE MYSTERIOUS

BY THE MINUTE!

THERE THEY GO! KEEP
PADDLING, SCOOBY!

SHARK?!

HOO-WHEE!

KEEP PADDLING AND
QUIT CLOWNING AROUND!

Redbeard: HAAA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

SOON YOU SHALL JOIN MY CREW!

HA HA HA HA HA!

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT?

I GUESS HE MEANS WE'RE
GOING TO BE GHOSTS

BEFORE HE'S THROUGH WITH US.

I HATE TO SPOIL HIS FUN,

BUT WE'RE GONNA
BUST OUT OF HERE!

BUT HOW?

THE KEY FOR THE
LOCK IS ON THE TABLE...

WAY OVER THERE.

LIKE THIS...

A POLE MADE FROM THIS STRAW...

AND A LITTLE CHEWING GUM...

IS GOING TO GET US THE KEY!

IT WON'T QUITE REACH.

ONE MORE PIECE OF
STRAW OUGHT TO DO IT.

GOT IT!

LET'S GET OUT OF
THESE CREEPY CAVES!

YOU SAID IT! THAT SEAGOING SPOOK

IS LIABLE TO SHOW UP ANY MINUTE!

Daphne: 4 TUNNELS!
WHICH ONE SHALL WE TAKE?

MO.

MO?! MO?!

SURE! EENY...
MEENY... MINY... MO!

Fred: MO IT IS!

AAH!

HI, VELMA!

SHAGGY! SCOOBY!

HEY, SHAG, I SEE YOU FOUND US.

YEAH. NOW, LIKE,
LET'S ALL GET LOST!

FIRST, GET RID

OF THAT RIDICULOUS PAPER
PIRATE HAT YOU'RE WEARING.

Fred: HEY... WAIT A MINUTE!
LET ME SEE THAT HAT.

THIS IS A SHIP'S MANIFEST!

I'VE HEARD OF MAN-O-WAR,

BUT I'VE NEVER
HEARD OF MAN-O-FEST.

[LAUGHING]

IT'S A LIST OF THE CARGO

THE FREIGHTER WAS CARRYING,

AND HOW MUCH THE
CARGO WAS WORTH.

IS THAT A CLUE?

Fred: YOU BET!

LOOK AT THE DATE.

AND THAT SHIP WON'T
SAIL UNTIL TOMORROW.

HOW WOULD A GHOST
GET HOLD OF THIS?

AND, LIKE, WHY WOULD HE WANT IT?

I HAVE A HUNCH A LITTLE
INVESTIGATION AROUND THIS PLACE

WILL GIVE US THE ANSWER.

COME ON!

I WAS RIGHT...
TRUCK TIRE TRACKS!

Shaggy: GREAT.

NOW WE KNOW THE
GHOST DRIVES A TRUCK.

LET'S FOLLOW THEM
AND SEE WHERE THEY GO.

OK, SCOOBY. I GUESS YOU
CAN FOLLOW TIRE TRACKS.

YEAH! YEAH!

Fred: WELL, LEAD ON!

[SNIFFING]

Daphne: A PIRATE'S CHEST!

IT MUST BE STUFFED
FULL OF THAT TRUCK

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
THE TIRE TRACKS END.

IF IT IS, THIS CREEPY CAVE

IS CREEPIER THAN I THOUGHT!

Fred: COME ON, LET'S FIND
OUT WHAT'S IN THE CHEST!

OPEN IT UP!

[CREEPY LAUGHTER]

WHAT'S THE PASSWORD, YOU SWABS?

HAA HA HA HA HA!

Shaggy: ZOINKS! A
TALKING PIRATE SKULL!

Velma: EVERYBODY, RELAX.

IT'S ONLY A MINI-MICROPHONE
AND SPEAKER.

WHAT'S IT MEAN BY
"GIVE THE PASSWORD"?

I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.

UH... 16 MEN ON A
PIRATE'S CHEST?

LET'S SEE...

YO-HO-HO, BLOW THE MAN DOWN?

HOW ABOUT YUM-YUM-YUM

AND A LIVERWURST A LA MODE?

[WHOOSH]

Shaggy: WOW! WHAT A PASSWORD!

Fred: YEAH. AND IT

WORKED THIS VOICE-ACTIVATED
SECRET ENTRANCE.

LOOK! THE TIRE
TRACKS GO RIGHT INSIDE!

Fred: AND SO ARE WE. COME ON!

Velma: SO THIS IS WHERE
REDBEARD STORES

HIS STOLEN CARGO.

Redbeard: HAA HA HA HA HA!

AND THIS IS WHERE REDBEARD
WILL KEEP HIS SECRET...

FOREVER!

ZOINKS! IT'S THAT
GOONEY GHOST AGAIN!

LET'S GET!

LOWER THE IRON DOOR...

AND AFTER THEM!

Fred: QUICK! BEHIND THE CRATES!

ZOINKS!

IT'S THE GAY BLADE OF
THE GHOST SET AGAIN!

YOINKS!

IT'S TRYING TO SHISH
KEBAB US, SCOOB!

OH, OH, OH, OH! SCOOBY SNACKS!

SCOOBY SNACKS?! BOXES OF THEM!

[MUNCH MUNCH]

Scooby: HUH?

SCOOBY DOO! SCOOBY DOO!

IF I ONLY HAD A SWORD!

THIS NIGHT STICK SHOULD DO IT!

EN GARDE!

WOW! IT'S LIVERWURST!

LIVERWURST?!

[SLURPS]

DEEEELICIOUS!

Shaggy: GANGWAY!

BEHIND THAT BARREL!

DOWN THE HATCH!

[GLUG GLUG]

[SPITTING]

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN...

OIL!

MAKE YOUR SHOTS COUNT!

I HOPE THIS WORKS ON GHOSTS!

Daphne: BULL'S-EYE!

[CRASH]

Fred: TWO DOWN... I MEAN, UP...

AND ONE REDBEARD TO GO!

NOW I'LL MAKE A PIRATE STEW...

OUT OF YOU! HA HA HA HA HA!

HANDS UP AND
STAND BACK, PARTNER!

AN EGGBEATER?

YEAH! AN EGGBEATER!

[GIGGLING]

[LAUGHING]

HEY, LET'S RIDE!
HE'LL NEVER CATCH US

ON THIS AUTOMATIC POGO STICK.

P-P-P-POGO S-S-S-STICK?
THIS IS A J-J-J-JACKHAMMER!

[LAUGHING]

SHAGGY!

SCOOBY!

LOOK OUT!

HUH?

[YELLING]

AAH! AAH!

OHH! OHH!

[YELLING]

LOOK OUT! THE TIRES!

[CRASH]

Shaggy: WE DID IT, SCOOBY!

SCOOBY DOO!

Coast Guard officer:
NICE GOING, KIDS.

UNCOVERING THESE PHONY
GHOSTS AND THEIR GHOST SHIP

IS A JOB WELL DONE!

THANK YOU, SIR.

NOW... LET'S SEE

WHOSE GLOWING PHOSPHOROUS FACE

REDBEARD REALLY IS.

Everyone: MR. MAGNUS?!

AND I THOUGHT,

LIKE, THE BUTLER ALWAYS DID IT.

BUT WHO ARE THE OTHER TWO?

HIRED HENCHMEN, I GUESS.

MR. MAGNUS WAS JUST ABOUT

TO LOSE HIS STEAMSHIP LINE...

UNLESS HE CAME UP
WITH A LOT OF MONEY.

Daphne: AND WHAT EASIER WAY

THAN TO HIJACK YOUR OWN
SHIP AND SELL THE CARGO?

THEY HAD A PRETTY
NEAT GHOST SETUP...

EVEN DOWN TO THE GHOST
SWORD OPERATED BY WIRES.

Officer: YES, BUT WHERE DID THAT
MYSTERIOUS FOG COME FROM?

SIMPLE! LIKE, DRY ICE.

Officer: DRY ICE?

SURE. ALL THEY HAD TO
DO WAS DROP THE DRY ICE

OVER THE SIDE OF THE SHIP.

AND EVERYBODY KNOWS WHEN
DRY ICE MIXES WITH WATER,

IT MAKES A REAL SPOOKY FOG.

SHOW THEM, SCOOBY.

RIGHT!

[SPLASH]

[POOF]

[SAWING]

SCOOBY DOO!

[EVERYONE LAUGHING]

[BATS SQUEAKING]

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY
DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY
DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? ♪

♪ WE NEED SOME
HELP FROM YOU NOW ♪

♪ COME ON, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ I SEE YOU ♪

♪ PRETENDING
YOU'VE GOT A SLIVER ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT FOOLING
ME, 'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU SHAKE AND SHIVER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE GOT
A MYSTERY TO SOLVE ♪

♪ SO, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ BE READY FOR YOUR ACT ♪

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK ♪

♪ AND, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ IF YOU COME THROUGH ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOURSELF ♪

♪ A SCOOBY SNACK ♪

♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪

♪ HERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE READY ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE WILLIN' ♪

♪ IF WE CAN COUNT
ON YOU, SCOOBY DOO ♪

♪ I KNOW WE'LL
CATCH THAT VILLAIN ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.