Schitt's Creek (2015–…): Season 6, Episode 4 - Maid of Honour - full transcript
Moira shares the newly released Crows movie trailer with the Jazzagals. Johnny and Roland find a suspicious bag of money at the new motel.
Oh my God, I just sent you
the first trailer to the "Crows" movie!
- What?!
- My "Crows" movie?
No. Gwen's.
They sent over a little sneak peak
before it goes live tomorrow.
Oh, Alexis!
This is a critical moment.
A siren call to the cinematic
rapture that is to come.
- How did it look?
- It like literally just came through
John, draw the curtains.
- David!
- David: What?
We're going to watch
the "Crows" trailer.
No! No, go away.
Perhaps I should screen
it privately first.
Okay. Well, I'm here now.
So the least you could do is show me it.
Dad!
John, it's practically obsidian in here!
You just said close the curtains!
Okay. Okay, family, be kind.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, we gotta press play.
- Oh. Okay.
Ad voice: Some banks make
mortgages way too complicated.
I don't remember any of this... ?
- Oh, it's just an ad, Sweetheart.
- Skip it.
Trailer voice: There was a time
when the Crows were our friend...
- It's halted. Someone hit resume.
- Just let it buffer.
- Friends.
- Well, we best be returning...
Dad, I told you we needed
to upgrade the Wi-Fi.
Oh, this is a no way an
optimal viewing experience.
- It's back!
- Okay, start it over.
Okay.
Ad Voice: Some banks make mortgages...
- You know what, this is excruciating.
- You know what, Sweetheart?
Why don't you just give us
a holler when it's ready?
- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
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the first trailer to the "Crows" movie!
- What?!
- My "Crows" movie?
No. Gwen's.
They sent over a little sneak peak
before it goes live tomorrow.
Oh, Alexis!
This is a critical moment.
A siren call to the cinematic
rapture that is to come.
- How did it look?
- It like literally just came through
John, draw the curtains.
- David!
- David: What?
We're going to watch
the "Crows" trailer.
No! No, go away.
Perhaps I should screen
it privately first.
Okay. Well, I'm here now.
So the least you could do is show me it.
Dad!
John, it's practically obsidian in here!
You just said close the curtains!
Okay. Okay, family, be kind.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, we gotta press play.
- Oh. Okay.
Ad voice: Some banks make
mortgages way too complicated.
I don't remember any of this... ?
- Oh, it's just an ad, Sweetheart.
- Skip it.
Trailer voice: There was a time
when the Crows were our friend...
- It's halted. Someone hit resume.
- Just let it buffer.
- Friends.
- Well, we best be returning...
Dad, I told you we needed
to upgrade the Wi-Fi.
Oh, this is a no way an
optimal viewing experience.
- It's back!
- Okay, start it over.
Okay.
Ad Voice: Some banks make mortgages...
- You know what, this is excruciating.
- You know what, Sweetheart?
Why don't you just give us
a holler when it's ready?
- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
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