Saturday Night Live (1975–…): Season 38, Episode 7 - Anne Hathaway/Rihanna - full transcript

After a defeated Mitt Romney (Sudeikis) goes on a lactose binge, Anne Hathaway hosts: the SNL cast joins her in a faux song from "Les Mis," and she plays a new best friend on a teen talk show, a woman transfixed by a dancing Japanese zombie, a McDonald's manager about to announce layoffs, an addled Carrie Mathison in a spoof of "Homeland," Katie Holmes guesting on "Ellen," and the woman posing for Grant Woods's "American Gothic." President Obama (Pharoah), two gay lobstermen from Maine, and Drunk Uncle appear on "Weekend Update." Rihanna sings "Diamonds" and "Stay." Flaritin, a pill for fake allergies, sponsors the show.

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Find light
in the beautiful sea

I choose
to be happy

You and I,
you and I

We're like diamonds
in the sky

You're a shooting star
I see

A vision of ecstasy

When you hold me,
I'm alive

We're like diamonds
in the sky

I knew that
we'd become one right away



Oh,
right away

At first sight
I felt the energy of sun rays

I saw the life
inside your eyes

So shine bright,
tonight, you and I

We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Eye to eye,
so alive

We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond



We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Palms rise
to the universe

As we,
moonshine and molly

Feel the warmth
we'll never die

We're like
diamonds in the sky

You're a shooting star
I see

A vision of ecstasy

When you hold me,
I'm alive

We're like
diamonds in the sky

At first sight
I felt the energy of sun rays

I saw the life
inside your eyes

So shine bright,
tonight, you and I

We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Eye to eye,
so alive

We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

So shine bright,
tonight, you and I

We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Eye to eye,
so alive

We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond

Shine bright
like a diamond