Saturday Night Live (1975–…): Season 38, Episode 7 - Anne Hathaway/Rihanna - full transcript
After a defeated Mitt Romney (Sudeikis) goes on a lactose binge, Anne Hathaway hosts: the SNL cast joins her in a faux song from "Les Mis," and she plays a new best friend on a teen talk show, a woman transfixed by a dancing Japanese zombie, a McDonald's manager about to announce layoffs, an addled Carrie Mathison in a spoof of "Homeland," Katie Holmes guesting on "Ellen," and the woman posing for Grant Woods's "American Gothic." President Obama (Pharoah), two gay lobstermen from Maine, and Drunk Uncle appear on "Weekend Update." Rihanna sings "Diamonds" and "Stay." Flaritin, a pill for fake allergies, sponsors the show.
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Find light
in the beautiful sea
I choose
to be happy
You and I,
you and I
We're like diamonds
in the sky
You're a shooting star
I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me,
I'm alive
We're like diamonds
in the sky
I knew that
we'd become one right away
Oh,
right away
At first sight
I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life
inside your eyes
So shine bright,
tonight, you and I
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye,
so alive
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Palms rise
to the universe
As we,
moonshine and molly
Feel the warmth
we'll never die
We're like
diamonds in the sky
You're a shooting star
I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me,
I'm alive
We're like
diamonds in the sky
At first sight
I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life
inside your eyes
So shine bright,
tonight, you and I
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye,
so alive
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
So shine bright,
tonight, you and I
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye,
so alive
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Find light
in the beautiful sea
I choose
to be happy
You and I,
you and I
We're like diamonds
in the sky
You're a shooting star
I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me,
I'm alive
We're like diamonds
in the sky
I knew that
we'd become one right away
Oh,
right away
At first sight
I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life
inside your eyes
So shine bright,
tonight, you and I
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye,
so alive
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Palms rise
to the universe
As we,
moonshine and molly
Feel the warmth
we'll never die
We're like
diamonds in the sky
You're a shooting star
I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me,
I'm alive
We're like
diamonds in the sky
At first sight
I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life
inside your eyes
So shine bright,
tonight, you and I
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye,
so alive
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
So shine bright,
tonight, you and I
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye,
so alive
We're beautiful
like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond
Shine bright
like a diamond