Samurai Jack (2001–2017): Season 4, Episode 9 - Episode XLVIII - Jack vs. Aku - full transcript
After all else fails, Aku challenges Samurai Jack to a duel. To make sure of a fair fight, Jack is not allowed to use his sword while Aku must fight in human form, without minions and magic tricks.
Long ago, in a distant land...
l, Aku, the shape-shifting
Master of Darkness...
unleashed an unspeakable evil!
But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword...
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck...
l tore open a portal in time,
and flung him into the future...
where my evil is law!
Now the fool seeks
to return to the past...
and undo the future that is Aku!
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Got to get back "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
Yes, l can hold.
Yes, l would like to place
an order for delivery.
Aku.
l think l'm in the computer.
Yes, that's it!
l'd like a large... What?!
Extra thick!
Thirty minutes or it's free? Excellent!
You're early.
l suppose you know
why you're here.
Right.
Well, let me refresh your memory.
Destroy Samurai Jack!
Stupid!
ldiotic!
Stupid bounty hunters!
lt's just like people say...
if you want something done right,
you've got to do it yourself.
Do it yourself?
Yes...
- Aku!
- Yes, it is l, Samurai Jack.
How incredibly observant you are.
Put that thing away, Samurai.
We all know
what's gonna happen.
You'll swing your sword,
l'll fly away...
and probably say something like...
''l'll be back, Samurai!''
And then l'll flutter off
over the horizon...
and we won't see each other
for about a week...
and then we'll do
the same thing all over again.
Your word play will not trick me, villain!
No, wait!
l'll be back again, Samurai, you'll see.
See what l mean?
All right, Aku, what is this about?
- A duel!
- A what?
You heard me!
Think about it, Jack.
We could settle this thing
once and for all.
Man to man!
No armies...
no bounty hunters...
but more importantly...
no sword!
No sword?
How do you reply, Samurai?
Very well.
But you will follow three conditions.
Name them.
One: no superhuman powers.
Two: no evil minions to assist you.
And three: no shape-shifting.
You come in human form.
- That was four things!
- The last one was a two-parter.
l accept.
We shall meet before the rising sun...
at the ancient ruins
beyond the Valley of the Corpses.
Agreed.
Was that east or west
of the Crimson Hall of the Ogre?
- East.
- East, right.
You know where that is?
- Yes, yes. l will find it. Do not worry.
- You sure?
No, no. Don't worry.
l remember now.
- l can give you a ride if you...
- l will find it!
Then l'll see you there!
- ln human form.
- What?
ln human form.
l will see you there in human form.
- l'll be in human form.
- Right.
Of course, l thought you meant...
Never mind.
Human form. Got it.
- Right.
- Right.
Right.
- And no sword.
- Right.
What?
Enough of this foolishness!
lt is time
to let fate determine our destiny.
You seem a bit strong for a human,
don't you think, Aku?
Well...
Oh, wait. That's right.
You said no superhuman...strength.
l understand now.
Your reign of terror is over, Aku!
You are finished.
This fight is...over?
- That pillar did not move by itself, Aku!
- Yes, it did.
What was that, Aku?
We agreed
there would be no shape-shifting!
l knew he could not be trusted.
All right, Aku...
if you cannot follow the rules,
then neither will l!
What?
My sword!
Wrong!
lt was your sword.
The rule was no minions allowed!
l wasn't the one
who went for the sword.
But that was because you would...
Coulda, shoulda, woulda.
lt's all part of life's sweet sorrow.
You're so lucky, Samurai.
Most of us have to live
with our mistakes...
but you get to die by yours!
Say good-bye to your little toy, Jack.
Once and for...
- A fake!
- That's right, Aku.
You see, l'm smart,
and you are pure evil.
And l knew you would cheat.
So l had a fake sword made,
and hid it under that rock over there.
Then l hid the real
sword right down...
here.
You see, Jack...
l knew that you knew l would cheat,
so l came prepared.
And now you will learn
what it means to be a fool!
- l am afraid that you are the fool, Aku.
- Why?
Because l knew
that you knew that l knew...
that you knew that l knew
you would cheat.
So l hid fake swords
all over this place.
Now all you have to do, Aku...
is figure out which one of these swords
is the real one.
That's easy. lt's...this one!
l mean, this one!
lt's this one.
This one?
OK. lt's this one!
This one! This one!
This one! Wait! This one!
lt's this one over here!
This one! No!
OK, this one! This one!
All right, Jack,
where is the sword?!
l'll be back, Samurai!
l'll be back!
And l will be waiting, Aku.
For no matter how long it may take,
l will destroy you.
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
l, Aku, the shape-shifting
Master of Darkness...
unleashed an unspeakable evil!
But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword...
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck...
l tore open a portal in time,
and flung him into the future...
where my evil is law!
Now the fool seeks
to return to the past...
and undo the future that is Aku!
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Got to get back "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
Yes, l can hold.
Yes, l would like to place
an order for delivery.
Aku.
l think l'm in the computer.
Yes, that's it!
l'd like a large... What?!
Extra thick!
Thirty minutes or it's free? Excellent!
You're early.
l suppose you know
why you're here.
Right.
Well, let me refresh your memory.
Destroy Samurai Jack!
Stupid!
ldiotic!
Stupid bounty hunters!
lt's just like people say...
if you want something done right,
you've got to do it yourself.
Do it yourself?
Yes...
- Aku!
- Yes, it is l, Samurai Jack.
How incredibly observant you are.
Put that thing away, Samurai.
We all know
what's gonna happen.
You'll swing your sword,
l'll fly away...
and probably say something like...
''l'll be back, Samurai!''
And then l'll flutter off
over the horizon...
and we won't see each other
for about a week...
and then we'll do
the same thing all over again.
Your word play will not trick me, villain!
No, wait!
l'll be back again, Samurai, you'll see.
See what l mean?
All right, Aku, what is this about?
- A duel!
- A what?
You heard me!
Think about it, Jack.
We could settle this thing
once and for all.
Man to man!
No armies...
no bounty hunters...
but more importantly...
no sword!
No sword?
How do you reply, Samurai?
Very well.
But you will follow three conditions.
Name them.
One: no superhuman powers.
Two: no evil minions to assist you.
And three: no shape-shifting.
You come in human form.
- That was four things!
- The last one was a two-parter.
l accept.
We shall meet before the rising sun...
at the ancient ruins
beyond the Valley of the Corpses.
Agreed.
Was that east or west
of the Crimson Hall of the Ogre?
- East.
- East, right.
You know where that is?
- Yes, yes. l will find it. Do not worry.
- You sure?
No, no. Don't worry.
l remember now.
- l can give you a ride if you...
- l will find it!
Then l'll see you there!
- ln human form.
- What?
ln human form.
l will see you there in human form.
- l'll be in human form.
- Right.
Of course, l thought you meant...
Never mind.
Human form. Got it.
- Right.
- Right.
Right.
- And no sword.
- Right.
What?
Enough of this foolishness!
lt is time
to let fate determine our destiny.
You seem a bit strong for a human,
don't you think, Aku?
Well...
Oh, wait. That's right.
You said no superhuman...strength.
l understand now.
Your reign of terror is over, Aku!
You are finished.
This fight is...over?
- That pillar did not move by itself, Aku!
- Yes, it did.
What was that, Aku?
We agreed
there would be no shape-shifting!
l knew he could not be trusted.
All right, Aku...
if you cannot follow the rules,
then neither will l!
What?
My sword!
Wrong!
lt was your sword.
The rule was no minions allowed!
l wasn't the one
who went for the sword.
But that was because you would...
Coulda, shoulda, woulda.
lt's all part of life's sweet sorrow.
You're so lucky, Samurai.
Most of us have to live
with our mistakes...
but you get to die by yours!
Say good-bye to your little toy, Jack.
Once and for...
- A fake!
- That's right, Aku.
You see, l'm smart,
and you are pure evil.
And l knew you would cheat.
So l had a fake sword made,
and hid it under that rock over there.
Then l hid the real
sword right down...
here.
You see, Jack...
l knew that you knew l would cheat,
so l came prepared.
And now you will learn
what it means to be a fool!
- l am afraid that you are the fool, Aku.
- Why?
Because l knew
that you knew that l knew...
that you knew that l knew
you would cheat.
So l hid fake swords
all over this place.
Now all you have to do, Aku...
is figure out which one of these swords
is the real one.
That's easy. lt's...this one!
l mean, this one!
lt's this one.
This one?
OK. lt's this one!
This one! This one!
This one! Wait! This one!
lt's this one over here!
This one! No!
OK, this one! This one!
All right, Jack,
where is the sword?!
l'll be back, Samurai!
l'll be back!
And l will be waiting, Aku.
For no matter how long it may take,
l will destroy you.
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "
" Watch out! "
" Got to get back, Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "