Samurai Jack (2001–2017): Season 4, Episode 11 - Episode L - Tale of X-49 - full transcript
An experimental X-series robot was given emotions as an experiment and therefore was the only one of it's kind to survive intact. It retired after taking a shine to sweet thing Lulu, but Aku forces it to take on one more job: hunt...
Long ago, in a distant land,
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
Master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish Samurai warrior,
wielding a magic sword,
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past,
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Got to get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
Lulu...
Sweet thing,
I miss her.
I hate the rain.
It makes me all sentimental.
You're probably wondering
what an old robot like myself
is doing having all these feelings.
Well, I'll tell you.
But we got to go back.
Way back, to the beginning,
Aku's beginning.
Ages ago, Aku slowly rose to power,
and enslaved the world.
But it wasn't fast enough.
He needed an army...
A robot army.
Aku's evil scientists began to build.
The first models were crude.
But as time progressed,
the scientists got better...
Much better.
We were the X-models...
Lean, mean, and all machine-
Except me.
See, one of the scientists
installed an experimental
emotion chip inside of me.
Why? He was funny that way.
Emotions are bad news
for somebody in my profession.
I began to have feelings.
I started to understand
right from wrong...
And what I did was very wrong.
I became the best.
The emotions helped.
In a bad scrape,
the other X-models couldn't care.
I cared.
I got angry. It wasn't pretty.
But then, I met Lulu, sweet thing.
I retired.
The last X-model left.
I was lucky, too, because those scientists
made a new breed of robots...
Bugbots, or something like that.
I didn't care, though.
Me and Lulu had a good thing.
Music...
We love music.
Lulu, sweet thing.
Time passed,
but it made no difference to us,
until Lulu disappeared.
Seems like Aku got himself
a little problem,
a problem that won't go away,
a Samurai problem.
I wanted nothing to do with it,
but that funny scientist
informed Aku of my emotions.
They got Lulu.
Sweet thing.
I had no choice.
I came out of retirement.
Tracking the Samurai wasn't difficult.
The new Bug-Beetlebots
or whatever were no match.
The Samurai's good.
Real good.
I've never seen such talent.
I'm not sure if I even have a chance...
But I got to try...
For Lulu, sweet thing.
Well, that brings us back
to the beginning.
The Samurai is shacked up
in that old robot factory.
Kind of ironic, huh?
As soon as the rain stops,
I'll go in and get him.
For Lulu, sweet thing.
I hate the rain.
Lulu. Take care of Lulu.
Sweet thing.
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
Watch out ♪
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
Master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish Samurai warrior,
wielding a magic sword,
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past,
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Got to get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
Lulu...
Sweet thing,
I miss her.
I hate the rain.
It makes me all sentimental.
You're probably wondering
what an old robot like myself
is doing having all these feelings.
Well, I'll tell you.
But we got to go back.
Way back, to the beginning,
Aku's beginning.
Ages ago, Aku slowly rose to power,
and enslaved the world.
But it wasn't fast enough.
He needed an army...
A robot army.
Aku's evil scientists began to build.
The first models were crude.
But as time progressed,
the scientists got better...
Much better.
We were the X-models...
Lean, mean, and all machine-
Except me.
See, one of the scientists
installed an experimental
emotion chip inside of me.
Why? He was funny that way.
Emotions are bad news
for somebody in my profession.
I began to have feelings.
I started to understand
right from wrong...
And what I did was very wrong.
I became the best.
The emotions helped.
In a bad scrape,
the other X-models couldn't care.
I cared.
I got angry. It wasn't pretty.
But then, I met Lulu, sweet thing.
I retired.
The last X-model left.
I was lucky, too, because those scientists
made a new breed of robots...
Bugbots, or something like that.
I didn't care, though.
Me and Lulu had a good thing.
Music...
We love music.
Lulu, sweet thing.
Time passed,
but it made no difference to us,
until Lulu disappeared.
Seems like Aku got himself
a little problem,
a problem that won't go away,
a Samurai problem.
I wanted nothing to do with it,
but that funny scientist
informed Aku of my emotions.
They got Lulu.
Sweet thing.
I had no choice.
I came out of retirement.
Tracking the Samurai wasn't difficult.
The new Bug-Beetlebots
or whatever were no match.
The Samurai's good.
Real good.
I've never seen such talent.
I'm not sure if I even have a chance...
But I got to try...
For Lulu, sweet thing.
Well, that brings us back
to the beginning.
The Samurai is shacked up
in that old robot factory.
Kind of ironic, huh?
As soon as the rain stops,
I'll go in and get him.
For Lulu, sweet thing.
I hate the rain.
Lulu. Take care of Lulu.
Sweet thing.
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Got to get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Got to get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
Watch out ♪