Samurai Jack (2001–2017): Season 3, Episode 7 - Episode XXXIII - Jack and the Annoying Creature - full transcript
Samurai Jack is unable to get rid of a large furry animal that insists on following him.
Long ago,
in a distant land,
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword,
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now, the fools seeks to return to the past
and undo the future, that is Aku.
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
- ♪ Samurai Jack
- ♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
Ah.
Huh?
Why do I have this feeling
that I am being followed,
when I know it to not be true?
Hmmm.
I am beginning to grow
very, very weary of this.
Oh!
It's you again!
Why are you following me?
Well?
I need not get upset
over such foolishness.
Still hungry, are you?
Here. Take these and depart,
that I may continue my quest unhindered.
I am guessing it will require
more than berries
to satisfy your appetite.
Just a little closer to that mushroom,
and soon we'll both be filling our bellies
with fresh, juicy venison.
Isn't that right, my furry friend?
I told you, you have got
to stop following me.
My journeys have taken
enough of my energy.
The last thing I am in need of
is another burden.
And plus, this mission
has a very low survival rate
for those not schooled in every facet
of martial arts discipline.
Wait!
In accordance with the map,
the cave should be there!
That's it!
The crystal of Cagliostro.
My quest has finally ended.
The power of the crystal
will return me to the past,
to destroy Aku and reclaim my land.
It seems we will be parting ways now.
Yes, I know.
I am sorry if I was
at times impatient with you.
I feared you would somehow
interfere with my goal,
when you actually helped me achieve it.
Well,
goodbye.
Wait! You must stay behind!
Please, go back.
Nothing can interfere
with me reaching that portal!
What are you doing?
No!
Please, stop!
I cannot believe what you have done.
I must sleep now.
Tomorrow, you will return to
from where you came.
♪ She comes roaring out of nowhere
♪ In a crazy street machine
♪ She's pretty, pretty, pretty
♪ But mean, mean, mean
♪ I'm gonna help you, buddy
♪ It's a real bad scene
♪ But when that ride is over
You'll be seven shades of green
♪ Wild ride, she'll take you
For a wild ride
♪ In and out and up and down
♪ Wild, wild ride
♪ Wild ride, she'll take you
For a wild ride
♪ Ride on high, don't get thrown
♪ Wild, wild ride
♪ This ride ain't
Got no... ♪
♪ Wild ride, she'll take you
For a wild ride
♪ In and out and up and down
♪ Wild, wild ride
♪ She'll take you for a wild ride
♪ She'll keep your head a-spinning
Like a hubcap on the road
♪ And run your heart right over
♪ Burn rubber on your soul and laugh
♪ As she goes rolling on
♪ Funny thing about it is
♪ You'll miss her when she's gone
♪ Wild... ♪
Ahem!
It looks like there is a small village
just over these hills.
We might find a warm meal
and some shelter.
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
- ♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
- ♪ Watch out ♪
in a distant land,
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword,
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now, the fools seeks to return to the past
and undo the future, that is Aku.
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
- ♪ Samurai Jack
- ♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
Ah.
Huh?
Why do I have this feeling
that I am being followed,
when I know it to not be true?
Hmmm.
I am beginning to grow
very, very weary of this.
Oh!
It's you again!
Why are you following me?
Well?
I need not get upset
over such foolishness.
Still hungry, are you?
Here. Take these and depart,
that I may continue my quest unhindered.
I am guessing it will require
more than berries
to satisfy your appetite.
Just a little closer to that mushroom,
and soon we'll both be filling our bellies
with fresh, juicy venison.
Isn't that right, my furry friend?
I told you, you have got
to stop following me.
My journeys have taken
enough of my energy.
The last thing I am in need of
is another burden.
And plus, this mission
has a very low survival rate
for those not schooled in every facet
of martial arts discipline.
Wait!
In accordance with the map,
the cave should be there!
That's it!
The crystal of Cagliostro.
My quest has finally ended.
The power of the crystal
will return me to the past,
to destroy Aku and reclaim my land.
It seems we will be parting ways now.
Yes, I know.
I am sorry if I was
at times impatient with you.
I feared you would somehow
interfere with my goal,
when you actually helped me achieve it.
Well,
goodbye.
Wait! You must stay behind!
Please, go back.
Nothing can interfere
with me reaching that portal!
What are you doing?
No!
Please, stop!
I cannot believe what you have done.
I must sleep now.
Tomorrow, you will return to
from where you came.
♪ She comes roaring out of nowhere
♪ In a crazy street machine
♪ She's pretty, pretty, pretty
♪ But mean, mean, mean
♪ I'm gonna help you, buddy
♪ It's a real bad scene
♪ But when that ride is over
You'll be seven shades of green
♪ Wild ride, she'll take you
For a wild ride
♪ In and out and up and down
♪ Wild, wild ride
♪ Wild ride, she'll take you
For a wild ride
♪ Ride on high, don't get thrown
♪ Wild, wild ride
♪ This ride ain't
Got no... ♪
♪ Wild ride, she'll take you
For a wild ride
♪ In and out and up and down
♪ Wild, wild ride
♪ She'll take you for a wild ride
♪ She'll keep your head a-spinning
Like a hubcap on the road
♪ And run your heart right over
♪ Burn rubber on your soul and laugh
♪ As she goes rolling on
♪ Funny thing about it is
♪ You'll miss her when she's gone
♪ Wild... ♪
Ahem!
It looks like there is a small village
just over these hills.
We might find a warm meal
and some shelter.
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
- ♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
- ♪ Watch out ♪