Samurai Jack (2001–2017): Season 2, Episode 13 - Episode XXVI - Jack's Shoes - full transcript
Samurai Jack's sandals are run over and destroyed by three robot bikers. Unable to defeat them without protection on his feet, Jack tries out all the latest footwear from the world famous Foot Chalet. But none are adequate replace...
Long ago, in a distant land,
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish Samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword,
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
I just crashed your dumb old car
with my super cool bike.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Come on. Everyone knows a bike
could never smash a car. Dumb!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
Whoo! Yeah!
Time out, dudes!
Huh?
Now you listen here, dudes!
We got a respect for private property
thing going on here
that don't involve flying
around at top speed
on them motorcycles smashing windows!
What's this? A hero?
I like him. He's got spunk.
Release him.
Huh? Who in the...
You have insulted my footwear.
My sandals don't like to be laughed at.
Get him!
Huh?
That's right. Come to--
Ugh! Ugh!
Huh?
Ugh!
Ow!
Ah! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ugh!
Ow!
Come on, boys!
This fool isn't worth our time.
Nice moves, dude!
I like your style.
I can honestly say that I have never seen
anyone champion the ideals of shoemanship
With such heartfelt game, if I may.
I got to confess.
I'm kind of feeling a kindred, spiritual
kind of bond kind of thing here with ya.
'Cause I, like you,
understand the importance
of the proper footwear
in our everyday performance.
And if I might be so bold,
you, sir, are in need of a new pair!
Since you were such a bro
about helping me out of that jam,
I'll give you for free,
at no additional charge,
your pick of any shoe
at the world famous foot-chalet!
Whoo-hoo!
Get a load of those legs!
Hey, good-lookin'.
We'll be back to pick you up later.
Check out them stems!
Say, sweet thing, let me get your number.
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
Oh, no she didn't!
Do you believe that?
Oh, girl! Look at you!
Mm-mm mm-mm-mmm!
Ooh, baby-baby.
Ooh, baby, you looking' good!
I'm going to have
to lose weight or something!
Shoot, I ain't mad at you, sweetie.
Do your thang, girl! Mmm...
That's right, girl!
You got to work what you got.
You know what I'm saying?
Any luck, dude?
I almost forgot about these!
They just arrived.
Utilizing the latest technologies,
air foam, transposit,
shock-absorbing, double wishbone,
five point one digital
surround suspension,
Well, whatever, dude!
They're the newest,
latest ones! Let's try them on!
Easy now.
Make...me...proud...brother!
Huh?
Those... Where did you... How... Wait!
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Young boy! Wait!
Boy! Come back! Wait!
I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!
Excuse me. I...
No, no, no. Sorry.
Shop is closed.
You come back tomorrow.
It is dinnertime.
I am closing shop.
We open at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow.
If... You!
You are the Samurai!
Samurai Jack!
Oh! It is an honor
that you would grace my humble garage!
Ah! To what do I owe this great privilege?
I don't mean to trouble you,
but I was wondering...
Oh! Where to find dinner!
Right here, my friend!
My wife is cooking as we speak.
Thank you, but...
there are villains
at large that I must deal with.
Oh, there are always villains,
but you cannot
defeat them on an empty stomach.
Now, come.
It would be a great honor
if you'd join my family for dinner.
Come! Come, come!
I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!
Did not.
Like I'm sure.
I know!
He's such a little dorf-norf.
- It's like...
- Ladies.
Oh my Gosh!
He's so handsome!
Dear! Set another place at the table.
We have a guest.
Oh, did you bring home another oily,
jet car pilot again?
I swear, if you...
Oh! Samurai Jack!
Madam, please excuse my intrusion.
No, no.
Please, please.
Welcome to our table.
Thank you.
Your home is wonderful.
Perhaps this is the time machine
I've been seeking.
Ah. We feel it is important
to remember the old ways.
We try to honor our ancestors
by keeping traditions from the old land
and by retelling the old stories.
And the new stories.
Yeah! Your stories.
♪ He came back
Back from the past
♪ Samurai Jack
Hi-cha!
We know you'll beat Aku someday, Mr. Jack.
You're the greatest!
Yes.
Your legend is an inspiration to all
who live under the heel of Aku.
Please, if there is any way
we can help you, just ask.
Well, I wanted to ask
about your son's shoes.
Thank you so much, my friend.
I wish I could repay you some...
Oh!
Huh?
Uh-oh.
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
Watch out ♪
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish Samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword,
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
I just crashed your dumb old car
with my super cool bike.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Come on. Everyone knows a bike
could never smash a car. Dumb!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
- Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!
Whoo! Yeah!
Time out, dudes!
Huh?
Now you listen here, dudes!
We got a respect for private property
thing going on here
that don't involve flying
around at top speed
on them motorcycles smashing windows!
What's this? A hero?
I like him. He's got spunk.
Release him.
Huh? Who in the...
You have insulted my footwear.
My sandals don't like to be laughed at.
Get him!
Huh?
That's right. Come to--
Ugh! Ugh!
Huh?
Ugh!
Ow!
Ah! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ugh!
Ow!
Come on, boys!
This fool isn't worth our time.
Nice moves, dude!
I like your style.
I can honestly say that I have never seen
anyone champion the ideals of shoemanship
With such heartfelt game, if I may.
I got to confess.
I'm kind of feeling a kindred, spiritual
kind of bond kind of thing here with ya.
'Cause I, like you,
understand the importance
of the proper footwear
in our everyday performance.
And if I might be so bold,
you, sir, are in need of a new pair!
Since you were such a bro
about helping me out of that jam,
I'll give you for free,
at no additional charge,
your pick of any shoe
at the world famous foot-chalet!
Whoo-hoo!
Get a load of those legs!
Hey, good-lookin'.
We'll be back to pick you up later.
Check out them stems!
Say, sweet thing, let me get your number.
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
Oh, no she didn't!
Do you believe that?
Oh, girl! Look at you!
Mm-mm mm-mm-mmm!
Ooh, baby-baby.
Ooh, baby, you looking' good!
I'm going to have
to lose weight or something!
Shoot, I ain't mad at you, sweetie.
Do your thang, girl! Mmm...
That's right, girl!
You got to work what you got.
You know what I'm saying?
Any luck, dude?
I almost forgot about these!
They just arrived.
Utilizing the latest technologies,
air foam, transposit,
shock-absorbing, double wishbone,
five point one digital
surround suspension,
Well, whatever, dude!
They're the newest,
latest ones! Let's try them on!
Easy now.
Make...me...proud...brother!
Huh?
Those... Where did you... How... Wait!
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Young boy! Wait!
Boy! Come back! Wait!
I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!
Excuse me. I...
No, no, no. Sorry.
Shop is closed.
You come back tomorrow.
It is dinnertime.
I am closing shop.
We open at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow.
If... You!
You are the Samurai!
Samurai Jack!
Oh! It is an honor
that you would grace my humble garage!
Ah! To what do I owe this great privilege?
I don't mean to trouble you,
but I was wondering...
Oh! Where to find dinner!
Right here, my friend!
My wife is cooking as we speak.
Thank you, but...
there are villains
at large that I must deal with.
Oh, there are always villains,
but you cannot
defeat them on an empty stomach.
Now, come.
It would be a great honor
if you'd join my family for dinner.
Come! Come, come!
I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!
Did not.
Like I'm sure.
I know!
He's such a little dorf-norf.
- It's like...
- Ladies.
Oh my Gosh!
He's so handsome!
Dear! Set another place at the table.
We have a guest.
Oh, did you bring home another oily,
jet car pilot again?
I swear, if you...
Oh! Samurai Jack!
Madam, please excuse my intrusion.
No, no.
Please, please.
Welcome to our table.
Thank you.
Your home is wonderful.
Perhaps this is the time machine
I've been seeking.
Ah. We feel it is important
to remember the old ways.
We try to honor our ancestors
by keeping traditions from the old land
and by retelling the old stories.
And the new stories.
Yeah! Your stories.
♪ He came back
Back from the past
♪ Samurai Jack
Hi-cha!
We know you'll beat Aku someday, Mr. Jack.
You're the greatest!
Yes.
Your legend is an inspiration to all
who live under the heel of Aku.
Please, if there is any way
we can help you, just ask.
Well, I wanted to ask
about your son's shoes.
Thank you so much, my friend.
I wish I could repay you some...
Oh!
Huh?
Uh-oh.
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
Watch out ♪