Samurai Jack (2001–2017): Season 1, Episode 8 - Episode VIII - Jack vs. Mad Jack - full transcript
Despite a reward of Two Googooplex on his head, no bounty hunter has been able to defeat Samurai Jack, therefore Aku creates an evenly matched mirror image of Jack to battle him.
Long ago, in a distant land,
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
Pay up, sucker.
You want something?
Hot water, please.
Huh?
You got some kind of nerve.
Hear what I'm saying? I'm talking to you!
You got some gump coming in here.
You know what I mean?
Better finish that drink quick.
'Cause you might not live much longer.
Aku's offering two googolplex
for your head.
Two googolplex. That's a lot of money.
And we aim to collect it.
Right about now.
Samurai Jack!
This you?
Yeah. Look like you.
You're Samurai Jack?
What a joke!
This will be the easiest
googolplex I've ever made.
Aah!
Huh?
Googolplex.
Looks like there'll be no money for you,
crazy round man.
Samurai Jack!
You're mine!
Ha ha!
Aah!
Hyah!
Aah!
Aah!
Useless bounty hunters!
Is there no fighting style
that can defeat his?
Yes.
No fighting style can defeat his.
Aah!
Who else wants some?
Grrr!
Oh!
What sorcery is this?
Who are you?
Don't be such a fool.
I'm you.
If you are me, then who am I?
Grr! You're so stupid.
You are you, also.
Enough.
You are my mirror image,
yet your speech is foul
with evil and disrespect.
Who are you, and how
have you come to be me?
I am the son of Aku's magic.
He has looked deep within you
and has spawned me
from your own burning hatred.
I am your dark side,
and I possess all the powers
that you wield.
And I have only one purpose
in my existence...
To destroy you.
Hurts, doesn't it?
Not as much as this is going to hurt you.
Unh! What the...
What the heck is going on?
You have lost. The battle is over.
What?
You are my inner demon.
You have been born
from the hatred within me,
but now that hatred is no more.
Thus, you do not exist.
Fool! I am real!
Now feel the reality of my cold,
hard steel.
I know you're watching.
These tricks are starting to annoy me.
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword
stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
Pay up, sucker.
You want something?
Hot water, please.
Huh?
You got some kind of nerve.
Hear what I'm saying? I'm talking to you!
You got some gump coming in here.
You know what I mean?
Better finish that drink quick.
'Cause you might not live much longer.
Aku's offering two googolplex
for your head.
Two googolplex. That's a lot of money.
And we aim to collect it.
Right about now.
Samurai Jack!
This you?
Yeah. Look like you.
You're Samurai Jack?
What a joke!
This will be the easiest
googolplex I've ever made.
Aah!
Huh?
Googolplex.
Looks like there'll be no money for you,
crazy round man.
Samurai Jack!
You're mine!
Ha ha!
Aah!
Hyah!
Aah!
Aah!
Useless bounty hunters!
Is there no fighting style
that can defeat his?
Yes.
No fighting style can defeat his.
Aah!
Who else wants some?
Grrr!
Oh!
What sorcery is this?
Who are you?
Don't be such a fool.
I'm you.
If you are me, then who am I?
Grr! You're so stupid.
You are you, also.
Enough.
You are my mirror image,
yet your speech is foul
with evil and disrespect.
Who are you, and how
have you come to be me?
I am the son of Aku's magic.
He has looked deep within you
and has spawned me
from your own burning hatred.
I am your dark side,
and I possess all the powers
that you wield.
And I have only one purpose
in my existence...
To destroy you.
Hurts, doesn't it?
Not as much as this is going to hurt you.
Unh! What the...
What the heck is going on?
You have lost. The battle is over.
What?
You are my inner demon.
You have been born
from the hatred within me,
but now that hatred is no more.
Thus, you do not exist.
Fool! I am real!
Now feel the reality of my cold,
hard steel.
I know you're watching.
These tricks are starting to annoy me.
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪