Samurai Jack (2001–2017): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode III - The First Fight - full transcript
Aku's destroyer beetle drones are closing in on Samurai Jack and the pack of archaeologist dogs, therefore Jack decides to use anything and everything at hand to defend themselves.
AKU: Long ago, in a distant land,
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword
stepped forth to oppose me.
(SWORDS CLANGING)
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
(WHIRRING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
This is Sir Dreyfuss Alexander,
Angus McDuffy,
and I am Sir Colin Bartholomew
Montgomery Rothchild III.
You, my friend, are a living fossil.
The spell Aku cast must have
ripped me from my own time
and flung me into the distant future.
We need you.
With your tremendous skill.
You can break us free
from the grasp of Aku.
I will help you.
We never got your name.
- Jack.
- Jack, wazzup?
- Jack, Jack.
- Yo, Jack.
Ja-a-ack!
They call me Jack.
Many years have gone since that day.
And now, my formidable foe,
you will pay for my pain in the past
with your pain in the future.
Aku's drones approach from the south.
They will be upon us by sunrise.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(FOOTSTEPS STOMPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
I say, there are quite a few of those
Aku destroyer beetle drones.
How are you ever going to be
able to defeat them?
I'll need some weapons.
(WHOOSHING)
(RUMBLING)
(WHIRRING)
(RIPS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(WHIRRING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHIRRING)
(CREAKING)
(PANTING)
(ROARS)
(BEEPING)
The destroyer drones
have entered the valley!
Everyone take cover!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(RUMBLING)
(ROARS)
(REINS CREAK)
Yah!
- (BOWSTRING TWANGS)
- (WHOOSHES)
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
(FLAG RIPPING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(RUMBLING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(ENGINE FIRES)
(POWERING DOWN)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(RUMBLING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Aah!
(MUSIC STOPS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC SLOWS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(SOFTLY) No. There is no escape.
(SCREAMING)
(DRUMS BEATING)
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
Now, that was smashing.
A real bang-up job.
(LAUGHING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Uh, good sir, Jack, it was truly
a noble deed you have done today
and an historic victory
most worthy of our logs.
You have saved our pack
from the wrath of Aku's drones.
We are forever indebted to you.
Thanks are not necessary.
It is my duty to oppose
the minions of Aku,
and my mission to vanquish
the very demon himself.
Well, then, now that we have
a chance at freedom,
we should take our leave
of these forsaken mines.
Our pack shall continue
our once nomadic life,
searching for more answers
to our puzzling history.
I wish you the best.
We certainly invite you to join us.
No. I cannot.
Aku's wrongs must be righted.
Surely there is a way
to reverse his spell.
I will find a way back to my own time.
There I will finish
what I started centuries ago,
and defeat Aku's evil
before it was ever truly unleashed.
(HISSING)
Bah!
He is stronger than I remember.
But no matter.
For you see, little samurai,
the world is mine.
My eyes and ears are everywhere.
Nothing you do will go unseen.
Quest as you may,
but we will meet again when I see fit
in a time and place of my choosing.
And it is I who shall put an end
to the war started
in that age long passed, Samurai Jack.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword
stepped forth to oppose me.
(SWORDS CLANGING)
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
(WHIRRING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
This is Sir Dreyfuss Alexander,
Angus McDuffy,
and I am Sir Colin Bartholomew
Montgomery Rothchild III.
You, my friend, are a living fossil.
The spell Aku cast must have
ripped me from my own time
and flung me into the distant future.
We need you.
With your tremendous skill.
You can break us free
from the grasp of Aku.
I will help you.
We never got your name.
- Jack.
- Jack, wazzup?
- Jack, Jack.
- Yo, Jack.
Ja-a-ack!
They call me Jack.
Many years have gone since that day.
And now, my formidable foe,
you will pay for my pain in the past
with your pain in the future.
Aku's drones approach from the south.
They will be upon us by sunrise.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(FOOTSTEPS STOMPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
I say, there are quite a few of those
Aku destroyer beetle drones.
How are you ever going to be
able to defeat them?
I'll need some weapons.
(WHOOSHING)
(RUMBLING)
(WHIRRING)
(RIPS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(WHIRRING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHIRRING)
(CREAKING)
(PANTING)
(ROARS)
(BEEPING)
The destroyer drones
have entered the valley!
Everyone take cover!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(RUMBLING)
(ROARS)
(REINS CREAK)
Yah!
- (BOWSTRING TWANGS)
- (WHOOSHES)
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
(FLAG RIPPING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(RUMBLING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(ENGINE FIRES)
(POWERING DOWN)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(RUMBLING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Aah!
(MUSIC STOPS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC SLOWS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(SOFTLY) No. There is no escape.
(SCREAMING)
(DRUMS BEATING)
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
Now, that was smashing.
A real bang-up job.
(LAUGHING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Uh, good sir, Jack, it was truly
a noble deed you have done today
and an historic victory
most worthy of our logs.
You have saved our pack
from the wrath of Aku's drones.
We are forever indebted to you.
Thanks are not necessary.
It is my duty to oppose
the minions of Aku,
and my mission to vanquish
the very demon himself.
Well, then, now that we have
a chance at freedom,
we should take our leave
of these forsaken mines.
Our pack shall continue
our once nomadic life,
searching for more answers
to our puzzling history.
I wish you the best.
We certainly invite you to join us.
No. I cannot.
Aku's wrongs must be righted.
Surely there is a way
to reverse his spell.
I will find a way back to my own time.
There I will finish
what I started centuries ago,
and defeat Aku's evil
before it was ever truly unleashed.
(HISSING)
Bah!
He is stronger than I remember.
But no matter.
For you see, little samurai,
the world is mine.
My eyes and ears are everywhere.
Nothing you do will go unseen.
Quest as you may,
but we will meet again when I see fit
in a time and place of my choosing.
And it is I who shall put an end
to the war started
in that age long passed, Samurai Jack.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪