Sally4Ever (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript

Me. It's chubby chic.

The wedding's not
really happening, is it?

- The wedding's off?
- No.

Ten minutes ago, you
said you were engaged.

- Well, it's not happening
- I mean, I don't...

- because she's gay!
- Just stop interrupt...

We're going.

David wanted to pop in
and water the plants.

He's got such a toxic energy.

Dad's dead.

- You sure it's true...
- but convenient?



- Convenient that his dad died?
- Well...

Without her, you would have nothing.

You barely have me and...

You probably won't be here much longer.

- Mom?
- Did anything happen last night?

Oh God.

I'm sorry, I don't feel
safe when she does that.

Sally, let's go.

- That was incredible.
- Mm.

Did you like it when I toe-fucked you?

- Mm, yeah.
- Yeah.

- So tired.
- Yeah.

- I felt like I was, like...
- Pretty tired.

... pushing my toe
into a little wet shoe.



Tiny sticky shoe.

Little butterfly on your cheek.

- Yeah.
- Mm.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop-boo.

Big fat butterfly.

Yeah, okay.

Meet the scratchy beetle.

Hello.

Hmm, that's so nice.

- I kind of like... being still.
- Mm.

Okay.

Mr. Buzzy Bee!

Maybe how about no more
animals in my face for now?

Okay.

Sorry. Was I too much?

No, no.

I can't get enough of you.

You know, I miss you when you're
asleep. I miss you at work.

- I know.
- Can we Skype again tomorrow?

Um, it's really difficult
for me because...

you know, I've got so
much work on, and...

- It's no wonder you're tired.
- Yeah.

You know, if you want
to go back to your place

and get a change of clothes,
that might be a good idea.

God, no. I'm fine, honestly.

I, um, found a really cute
pair of your knickers, actually.

'Cause I was, um...
turning mine inside out.

I have to tell you, it kind of just
reaches a point where, you know...

Mm. Well, normally,
after two days, it's...

Well, yeah. Yeah. Mine
yet really, really gloppy.

Like, you know, like, crusty

and have big pooh stripes.

Oh, God.

Hi, Nigel.

Nigel.

What are you looking at
baby? Mustard pillows?

Sally?

- Hi!
- Hi, Sal.

Hi. How are you?

- Hi. I'm Dan. Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi. I'm Emma.

Haven't seen you for ages.
You never answer your phone.

- I do. How are you?
- I've been ringing you.

- Where have you been?
- Just here, in the shops.

Doug, I'm in furniture hell, mate.

How long did you stay at Wonky-Tonks?

- Is that Dan Barrow-Felfe?
- Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. That's amazing.

- How do you know him?
- He's my husband?

Oh, God. Well done.

So what's this about an engagement?

Huh? This... ?

- Is David absolutely thrilled?
- It's good to see you.

We've got to... We've got to go.

Sorry.

Um, I was wondering,
can I be a real wanker...

... and give you my show reel?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Brilliant.
- Thank you.

- Are you an actress?
- Yeah. Emma De Florentier.

- Nice name.
- Yeah. I'm such a big, big fan.

- I'll check it out.
- We have to go.

- Sorry?
- I've got an appointment.

- What appointment?
- The thing that I was talking to you about.

Okay. We should hang out!

It's so great to meet you guys.

- So good. We've got to go.
- You've got amazing eyes.

I love you.

We've really got to go.

- Stop it.
- Easy tiger.

Great minds.

I'm actually just trying
to do a tiny bit of work,

- and have a quiet little coffee, so...
- Oh.

Lovely to, lovely to see you, Eleanor.

Mmm.

Yay. Thank you.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm, mmm.

You okay?

- Yeah. Help yourself, by the way.
- I'm okay.

- I'm fine.
- No, I insist.

I'm okay, yeah.

- Cake?
- No, thanks.

Okay, more for me.

You've pimped up your...
pimped up your ride.

Did I?

- Amazing.
- Just a bit of fun.

May I get the bill, please?

Hi.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Hi.

I just made lunch.

- Thank you.
- Little potatoes.

- My little baby potato.
- I've got to go to work.

Oh, honey, please don't go to
work. Why do you have to go to work?

- I'm gonna miss you.
- I've got to.

Oh, my God.

Okay?

Emma, I've got to go to
work now. We can't do that.

What are you doing?

God, I just...

My phone...

Come on, I can't be late
for work again, Emma.

I just really need to taste your pussy.

- I need to taste your pussy.
- Oh, my God.

Please, Em. I can't be late for work.

Oh, God.

Oh, it tastes like the sea.

Em.

Oh, yeah. Yeah!

- Fuck!
- Oh, yeah!

- Oh, shit!
- Yeah!

- Fuck.
- Oh, me, too.

Fuck, shit, shit, shit!

- Fuck.
- Yeah, yeah, you're coming!

Oh, my God! Jesus! It's fucking 10:30!

Fuck!

Emma, I've got to go.

- Fuck. I'm really sorry.
- What the fuck are you doing?

I'm really fucking late for work.

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you?

Shit, shit, shit.

- I'm so sorry, I've just...
- What is wrong with you?

Sorry. I've got to...

Ow!

Fuck.

- What?
- Did you just kick me?

What are you talking about?

- I've got to go.
- Why are you being so weird?

You're really scaring me.

We should get therapy.

♪ Bounce ♪

I'm so sorry. God.

Ah, you've not missed much.

Just a load of desperate dads
perving at the waitresses.

Nige' included.

Mind you, he's hit the
jackpot, there, lucky sod.

- Do you think?
- Yeah.

She looks very manly to me.

You should come to one
of my keep fit sessions.

Maybe I will. Yeah.

- Are you a widower?
- Oh, no. No.

- Just got one of them faces.
- Right. Yeah.

You got a nice, big body, though.

Thank you very much.

- Should just tone up a bit.
- Yeah, sure.

Yeah, well, maybe I'll
come to one of your classes.

- Yeah, you should.
- Yeah. I mean, I've got good upper body strength,

but, um, my legs are quite weak.

- Hmm.
- Um, withered. Not withered, but quite...

- Do you lift much, Nigel?
- Lift?

- Yeah, actually lift.
- Uh, just things around the house.

So sorry, Deborah.

All the clocks at home are wrong.

Oh, yeah, right.

I suppose the dog ate
your homework, as well.

Honestly, you're clearly

not taking this promotion
seriously at all, Sally.

Oh, no. No, thanks.

Can I get one? Thanks very much.

Evening. Glad you could make it.

Ha, ha, ha. That's not funny.
Deborah just gave me a bollocking.

- Oh.
- Who's your new friend?

That's Roquette.

Yeah, she's a fitness instructor.

- Roquette.
- Yeah. Like the leaf, you know, strong, peppery.

The French twist.

She does a bounce-back class

for people coming out of relationships.

- Getting them back on the horse.
- Mm-hmm.

- This is the class.
- Oh, hi.

- Hi.
- Hello, there.

- That's for you.
- Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Oh, cheers to you.

Yeah, you should come around.

You know, for some mac
and cheese one night.

That sounds nice. Yeah.

You can still eat nice food, but just...

Bounce it off?

- I bounce it off every morning.
- Yeah, me too.

Mum, I need a shit.

Little charmer, isn't he?

- She's fun.
- Yes. Yeah, she is. Full of beans.

Legend.

Did I just... I'd be
a little bit careful.

- Why?
- Yeah, she looks very aggressive.

No, I mean, she's got a child.

But you like kids,
though, don't you, Nigel?

I love kids.

Me too.

Luckily, I, um, froze my eggs, so...

What about you, Mick?
Do you ever fancy kids?

If I did, it's not
something I'd admit to.

Are you okay for drinks?

I would love, um, a cortado.

There's just water.

Um, so, why don't we start

by you telling me a
little bit about, um,

what's going on for you at the moment.

- Um...
- Sorry, I can see that you've got a hot drink.

Oh, yes, no, that's an
herbal tea that I made

in my own time, so...

It's fine.

I think, um...

I don't think we
really, um, need therapy.

Yeah, I mean, you know,
everything's pretty good, really.

I think it's just teething problems.

And just mopping up a few sort of...

- Stains?
- Uh, yeah. Issues. Emotional stains.

Right. Okay.

I feel like when I first met

- Emma, you know, she was really attractive.
- Yeah.

Really fun. Really, um... smart.

And then, as the weeks went on, I
think I saw another side of her...

- Sides of her that I really don't like, at all.
- Mm.

She actually... she
kicked me in the shin

- when I was going to be late for work.
- Mm-hmm.

Sort of play, a playful... ?

- Yeah.
- I didn't like it.

I mean, I don't remember it, but
I'm sure it would've been a...

It was either, you know, when
you get that reflex in the knee...

- Yes.
- ... with a small hammer?

Or it was a playful tussle.

- Yeah.
- Like horseplay.

So it's about perception.

I imagine if it's new, there's
a lot of Sally's body that you're

wanting to really get
your hands on, and explore.

Absolutely. There's no
bit that I don't want to...

- Dig into.
- Dig into.

- Okay.
- But Sally just has some real kind of blocks about...

... certain
sexual things I'd like to do.

What sort of things?

I just really like exploring the body

- using different parts of the body.
- Mm-hmm.

Just give me an example
What sort of... ?

Well, I was trying, to, um...

I don't know if you've
heard of nose fucking...

- Mm-hmm.
- ... in the anus.

- Right.
- I tried that.

- And what happened?
- I'm sorry, I'm not very comfortable talking about this.

She just didn't really
like it, um, or...

Mm-hmm. And what was it,
Sally, that you found difficult?

There's some tissues
there if you want some.

I think it's partly she
didn't know what was happening.

- Okay.
- I perhaps should have told her before.

- But that's not very spontaneous, so...
- Mm-hmm.

- Was it that, or... ?
- Yeah, I found it frightening.

Frightening? Okay, uh...

I only knew she was really
frightened when she broke wind.

- Okay.
- I really didn't like it.

You didn't like it?

I'd love it if she did that to me.

Would you consider that, Sally?

No.

- No?
- I sort of almost tried...

- to make her do that.
- Popping around?

Well, I was just, I tried to sort of

sit on you, didn't I, one morning.

Reversed myself onto her face, but...

Well, it's very sensitive of you

to just start to try that out and gently

um, encourage Sally.

I pretended I was
looking for something...

- Right.
- ... on the bed, and just sort of

- you know...
- Wiggled back.

And that wasn't something
that you wanted to...

No.

I should have had a
bath first, maybe, but...

Wonderful. Wonderful.

- You okay?
- Yeah, have a tissue.

- I'm fine.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah.
- ♪ Ba-ba-ba-da, ba-ba-ba-ba-dah ♪

Could you fill up my sippy cup?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sorry if I'm a bit hyper.

Amazing weekend.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Me and Nigel.

Yeah, we went to this art exhibition.

Amazing!

He loves his cake.

That's me feeding him.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

I saw on David's Instagram
that the engagement's on hold.

Which I suppose means off?

Honestly, ha... Men!

♪ Ba-ba-ba-da, ba-bi-da-ba ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-di-da-ba ♪

It's okay. It's fine.
♪ Ba ba, ba-da ba ba ♪

No, I mean, I
do want you to meet her.

You know, she's my best friend.

Is Dan definitely
going to be there?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Okay, cool. Do I look okay?

Umm. Yeah.

Hi.

Oh, thank you.

- Oh, hi.
- Darling.

- Aw, it's so nice to meet you properly.
- And you. And you.

There you are. Thank you for this.

That looks lovely.

Mm, it's quite expensive
wine, so I hope it's nice.

Thank you, thank you.

Me loves me booze.

- Cheers.
- To new friends.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah. So you're an actress?

- Yeah.
- And a musician.

- Wow.
- Yeah, I've actually, um...

- I've got my CD if you want to pop that on.
- Thank you.

It's my 14th album, but, um, yeah...

- Pop it on.
- Wow, I will do. Okay.

- Thank you.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- I know Bryan Ferry really well.
- Do you?

Oh, should I get that?
It's boiling over.

Oh, God, thank you. I'm sorry!

It's all just a bit much for me.

Oh, my God, it's only pasta.

- Are you okay with that?
- No, I don't eat gluten, actually.

Uh, I've got... I might
have some gluten-free...

I don't like gluten-free stuff.
It's horrible. It's really dry.

There's salad, and I'm sure we can...

we'll get you something, I'm sure.

- I could do a bit of this.
- Lovely.

That tomato was
on the counter, just now.

- I'll cut up another one.
- Just a bit paranoid about salmonella and stuff.

- It's all very clean.
- Do you have a cleaner?

- Yes, I do. Yeah, yeah. I just can't do everything.
- You try, though, don't you.

You know what, I do. I do. You
know, I'm constantly, you know...

What do you do?

Well, just, I'm a mom with
the kids at the moment. Um...

- Is that everything?
- Yeah.

Oh, my God. Who is this?

- Molly. You should really be in bed.
- Hey.

- Hi.
- Why is Molly still up?

I was going to
take her back to bed,

but do you want to take her back to bed?

I'm so tired. I've just
got so much work on. Do you mind?

Okay, fine. I'll do it, then.

Will you just give them a bit
of bruschetta or something?

Bruschetta, it is.

- I'll be a minute.
- Good night.

- How are you doing?
- Really good.

- Good. How are you?
- Yeah, good.

So what are you working on right now?

Doing a movie, and, um, yeah,
with, um, Marion Cotillard.

Oh, I love Marion Cotillard.

Yeah, she really is
the best. She's amazing.

- So you're an actress.
- Yeah.

- Yeah. Right.
- I mean, I do lots of things, don't I.

Music, acting, dancing.

But yeah, acting's my biggie right now.

Anything I'd have seen?

You can probably name the most
recent movies and I've been in them.

- Okay.
- But I'm sort of quite chameleon-esque. So...

It's possible you won't recognize me.

Right. Okay. Yeah.

I'm trying to think, my latest.
What's the last film you saw?

Um, Testament of Youth, which is, um...

- a wonderful film. Have you seen it?
- Yeah, about the war?

Yeah, I was in that one.

- Who did you play in that?
- I actually played a male soldier.

Right. Why?

Just 'cause I... you know. Why not?

- Right. Yeah.
- It's gender-ism.

- And so she's playing... ?
- She's playing an autistic baker.

You got me at autistic baker.

I mean, wow.

But I would love to be... involved.

Cool. Yeah, well, I
mean, it's kind of...

We've sort of finalized casting, so...

- That side is done.
- Things change. Don't they, I mean...

Yeah, I mean, they can do. They can.

And Marion, you just don't know if
she's going to find it all too much.

- At her age.
- Yeah. Yeah. I mean...

Let's hope not. But, um...

Are you guys good for food?

- Yeah.
- Well, no. It's just, it's, um...

Unfortunately it's just pasta...

- This must be the kids' food.
- ... which I can't eat.

No, your wife seemed to think that
was what we were having, but...

Kate!

Kate!

Kate!

What's happening with
the food? Is this... ?

Well, who's the pasta for?

I'll be down in a minute!

Shall I go and see if she needs a... ?

No, no, no, no. She'll be fine.

- Cherry tomato?
- Please.

- Thank you. Thanks, Dan.
- Sal?

Yeah. Sure. Thanks.

So, Emma, where are you from?

Wow, 20 questions!

Um, kind of all over the place.

It's like a really
eclectic upbringing. Mm.

All around Europe.

- Wow.
- I kind of...

I just don't really like
to talk about it, actually.

- Sorry.
- Is it painful?

No, it's just that I've got
really famous parents and I just...

- don't like to make a big deal out of it.
- Have you?

Who?

Well, my dad...

um, is... was...

Oh, God.

It's...

Is Stanley Kubrick.

- What?
- Stanley Fucking Kubrick?

No fucking way!

- Kind of adds up, right?
- Wow!

You didn't... you didn't say that.

Yeah, I mean, sort of his
brother, as well, 'cause my mum

was never, you know,
totally sure. But, um...

Did he have a brother? I thought he
was, like, the classic only child.

No, no, no. He did. He did.
Yeah, it's really sad, actually,

'cause they kept the
brother just locked away.

Um, they kept him down in
the cellar of the house...

- Oh, fuck.
- ... with a padlock, and they...

- He was kind of very deformed, very big.
- Oh, God.

He was, like, 40 stone, even as a child.

- Oh, fuck.
- I think he had, like, extra limbs and stuff.

- Oh, fuck.
- Shit.

- I know.
- Shit.

They would just throw meat
and dead rats under the door.

- Oh, fuck.
- Shit.

I know. I mean, my mum
still slept with him.

You know, Stanley was
the golden boy, and, um...

Derek was just, um... not loved.

But Mum said it was a pity fuck.

Oh, shit.

- I know, it's so sad.
- Sorry.

- Do you want me to go?
- No. No, it's fine.

Not unless you're secretly lactating.

Oh, my God. You breastfeed.

Yes, of course I do. Yeah.

That will seriously ruin your tits.

Well, I think it's bit game-over
on that one. Isn't it, Dan?

Hey. Tits are tits, um?

God bless her.

Must be so hard when you've had a kid

to still to even feel
attractive, let alone look it.

She looks so washed out.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. You look fine, but it must be really hard for you

to sort of come home
to that every night.

It's pretty full-on at the moment.

But we're in the bubble.
We're right in the bubble.

But yeah. Do you work out, or... ?

Yeah. I mean, I try to, yeah.

What is it, Pilates, or... ?

Um, I do Pilates. I do rock climbing.

I mean, rock climbing, that's my thing.

Yeah. That's my go-to.

It's like me and my parkour.

- You do parkour? Wow.
- Yeah.

I like to go into urban areas

and just jump across
really high buildings.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- It's a big stress-buster for me.

That's cool. So what is...
what is going on with you guys?

- I mean, we're friends, really, first and foremost, aren't we?
- Friends having sex.

Are you sure Kate's all right,
because I could go up there...

It's always the quiet ones.

Aw, you're so great. I feel
like we're really connecting.

Yeah, it's really good to meet you.

Also, I noticed you wear cowboy boots.

- Yeah. I do.
- That's amazing.

Oh, wow.

- That's crazy!
- Kate hates them.

She's always, like, "not
the fucking cowboy boots."

- It's like, fuck off.
- I fucking love them.

I got given them... I did
a movie a couple of years ago

and I got given them on that,

and I just can't take them off.

- Same.
- That's insane.

This is one of the best
dinners I've ever had.

It really is. It's really good
fun, it really is. It's great.

I'm loving this. I am fucking
loving this. I really am.

- Is it hot in here? Really hot.
- It is hot.

It is quite hot, yeah. Kate!

Kate.

- Kate!
- What?

Could you turn the thermostat
down? We're baking down here.

- Kate!
- It's fine.

Don't tell Dan.

So you like her?

Yeah. She seems really...

Yeah, yeah, she is, I think. Yeah,
she's really... She's so talented.

She makes these, um...
smoothies in the morning.

With like eight different vegetables.

In the beginning they made
me really, really sick.

But I'm vomiting a lot
less now, which is great.

- Really.
- They make you really buzzy for about 20 minutes.

And then this kind of
wall of exhaustion hits,

and you know, just floors me, but...

- You know, I feel good.
- Wow.

It's a purge thing.
She's really into detox.

You know, you've got to
get all the old you out,

and then replace it with...

vegetables.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Sorry, is it okay to come in?
- Come in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Wow, so this is your little secret hideout place.
- Yeah.

- Have a sniff around.
- God, you've got so many incredible awards and stuff.

Yeah, my trinkets and my baubles.

What's this little
wooden driftwood heart?

That was from the Congo.

Um, and they had this
incredible film festival there.

They only have about a hundred people,

but really good films.
Really special films.

- Cool.
- Yeah.

Is that, like, Congolese wood?

- It's Congalese wood, yeah, yeah.
- I love Congo.

- Yeah, if you've never been, go.
- Oh, I've been.

- Go.
- I've been.

- Well, go again, you know.
- Well, okay.

Oh, my God. What's this?

Oh, wow. My Damon hat.

That was given to me by Matt Damon.

- Really?
- Yeah, we did a musical together called The Orangutan.

It's about an orangutan
who becomes a fireman.

And he gave it to me on the last day.

Look at this.

Faster! Faster, Damon, faster!

I mean, like, you
literally were on a horse?

If you met him, you'd love him.

- Did you have sex with him?
- No.

He's a filthy fucker, yeah.

Yeah, he really is.

- I love humor.
- Yeah, me, too. Big fan.

I've got to ask. You've
always been gay, right?

No, no. I've been kind
of everything, really.

- Okay.
- How about you?

- Well, you know, I've had my fun in the sun.
- Yeah?

But fun's over now?

- I hope not.
- Daddy!

Molly, sweetheart. Go
back to bed. Come on.

It's okay. Let me put her to bed.

I've no need for the Hall of Radiohead.

Why don't you have a little look-see

at my show reel. I think you
might kind of like the, um...

I'm liking this already.

Night, Mobs.

Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ah!

You seriously need to go
to sleep, okay, sweetheart?

Got all those for later, okay?

There we go.

Shit. Sorry about that.

- Don't apologize.
- It's, um...

It's this Werner Herzog movie where
he kept getting me to masturbate.

Wow. Nice bod.

- Do you want to do some coke?
- Always. Yeah.

I shouldn't. I'm kind
of NA, but what the fuck?

Just a little fat one.

I should tell you I
can sometimes get, like,

- an uncontrollable chubby when I do coke.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, I think I can handle that.

So what's, like, the weirdest kind
of sexual thing you've ever done?

I once had a threesome
where someone died.

- My God.
- Yeah.

- What happened?
- I was doing a shoot, and, um...

It was the boom girl
and a lady from catering.

She was... a little bit older.

And we, uh...

went back to my trailer and
we were sort of getting at it.

And then the catering lady
just went really, really quiet.

So we were carrying on. We didn't know.

We just thought she just opted out.

And we realized she hadn't
opted out. She'd just died.

We didn't find out until the
next day. She had a stroke.

Wow. That's a story and a half.

I live with it everyday.

I know what you mean. It kind
of makes me really horny, too.

Yeah. I just get an
uncontrollable chubby on.

Have you got one now?

Something's brewing.

You haven't even done it yet.

Wait. Give me four seconds.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Emma; What's that? Is
that your coke helmet?

It's my coke helmet.

- Don't make me laugh.
- Just the facts.

Don't make me laugh.

What Da-Da do?

Molly, sweetheart. Go
back to bed. Come on!

- Come on, Molly. Daddy's...
- Getting a chubby.

Huh?

Come on. What's going on?

What is going on? Just go to bed.

Man, she's really hyper.

Well, sorry. I gave her some crack.

So what I want to know

is what kind of stuff
do you and Sal get up to?

Mr. Chubby's woken up.

- Seriously.
- Go back to bed, Chubby.

Wow.

But, um... if I got
a part in your movie,

I could, like, tell you
so much more detail, like,

in between takes on set.

Ouch. And leave me
with my aching chubby.

Or if I got a really big part

I wouldn't have to leave
you with your aching chub.

- Ooh. Threesome alert.
- Yeah.

Awooga.

And you know, no one would need to die.

- Daddy!
- Jesus. Molly, come on!

I love this guitar. It's really
amazing. Where'd you get it from?

I actually found it in ...

- So cool.
- Yeah.

♪ Can't stop travelin' ♪

♪ Can't stop travelin' ♪

♪ No. Can't stop travelin' ♪

♪ Travelin', travelin', travelin; ♪

Join in, Sal.

♪ Life's like a javelin ♪

♪ Thrown and unravelin' ♪

♪ Can't stop travelin' ♪

♪ Travelin', travelin', travelin' ♪

♪ Feel like a violin ♪

♪ Play me a ... ♪

♪ Oh, a travelin' ♪

♪ Travelin', travelin', travelin' ♪

♪ Can't stop travelin' ♪

♪ My life's unravelin' ♪

♪ Thrown like a javelin ♪

♪ Travelin', travelin', travelin' ♪

♪ Travelin' ♪

- You all right?
- Yeah, just tired.

♪ Un-r-r-r-r-r-ravelin' ♪

♪ Like a j-j-j-j-j-j-javelin ♪

- ♪ T-t-t-t-t-t-travelin' ♪
- Emma.

- ♪ L-l-l-life is unravelin' ♪
- Em.

♪ I'm thrown like a javelin' ♪

♪ Travelin', travelin', travelin' ♪

Em?

♪ Ooh, ooh, ohh ♪

Emma.

Em?

What?

- Sorry. We should probably go.
- No. The party just started.

- Come on.
- Come on. Got some music.

I'm worried about you.

Can you not see how
massively happy I am?

I'm having the time of my life.

Dan actually said he wants me

quite sort of sultry like
I've just had a massive orgasm.

Yeah, well, I mean, bakers
do have orgasms, I'm sure.

I just wondered if I could maybe

have a bit of lip gloss or something.

Action!

I wonder if anyone will ever reach me.

- To float, to fly...
- Okay. Cut.

Sorry, what's going
on with the baguette?

Oh, sorry, I was just doing
the traditional folk walk.

It's something they do in the Pyrenees.