Sailor Moon (1992–1997): Season 1, Episode 12 - I Want a Boyfriend, Too! A Trap on a Luxury Cruise Ship - full transcript

Rei wins tickets for a romantic cruise and asks Ami to join her, prompting jealousy from Usagi. However, the cruise is actually part of a plot by Jadeite.

Trying to get energy from
lovers is unfair!

What about the poor girls who
don't have boyfriends?!

In the name of the moon,
Sailor Moon will punish you!

Gomen ne sunao ja nakute
yume no naka nara ieru

Shikou kairo wa short sunzen
ima sugu aitai yo

Nakitakunaru you na moonlight
denwa mo dekinai midnight

Datte junjou dou shiyou
heart wa mangekyou

Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare

Nando mo meguriau

Seiza no matataki kazoe
uranau koi no yukue

Onaji kuni ni umareta
no miracle romance

Shinjite iru no miracle romance

I'm Usagi Tsukino, 14 years old.
I'm in the 8th grade.

I'm clumsier than others

and a bit of a crybaby.
That's about it.

One day, a strange black cat,
Luna, appeared

and gave me a peculiar
transforming brooch

and made me a sailor warrior.

But, she wants me to fight
against bad guys.

That makes me really nervous.

Oh well, I guess everything
will be okay.

I Want a Boyfriend, Too!
A Trap on a Luxury Cruise Ship

Moon Tiara Action!

Darn that detestable girl!

I had no idea the great
Master Jadeite

was having such a hard time
with a little girl.

Tetis...

I'm so glad that you remember me,
Master Jadeite.

You serve directly under Queen Beryl.

What brings you here?

You have not changed a bit.

I adore you, but you always give me
the cold shoulder.

I don't have time for your games.
Get out of here!

Now, don't be so cross.

I, Tetis, have developed a very
efficient way to collect energy.

What did you say?!

Do I finally have your attention now?

I call it Operation Romantic Cruise!

In the middle of the night
on the ocean...

It is a world for just the two of you.

On a night like this, you'll feel like
you could talk about anything.

Romantic Cruise for lovers.

Finally, leaving on its maiden
voyage tomorrow!

It must be so nice.

Tokyo - Yokohama
Departure 18:00 ~ 22:00
Romantic Cruise
Passenger Capacity 666
Total Weight: 28,717 ton

Wouldn't you love to sail on a ship
like this just once in your life?

But they say it's booked for a
month in advance already.

Oh, that Romantic Cruise?
It's nice, isn't it?

A luxurious passenger ship with a
maximum passenger capacity of 666.

If you spend a night gazing at the
scenery from Tokyo to Yokohama

on a ship like this, any couple would
fall in love. Don't you think so?

If I were with you, that would
never happen. I'm sure of it.

Miss Usagi, did you want to
get on this ship?

Oh, I wish I knew...

Umino, are you saying...

You had tickets?!

Yes, but I gave the invitational tickets
to the lady next door.

Why did you just give them away?!

Well, we are still in junior
high school after all.

Tokyo Yokohama
Sailing 18:00 ~ 22:00
We can't do anything delinquent
like going out so late at night.

We can't do anything delinquent
like going out so late at night.

He's got a weird sense of ethics.

Come to think of it, I think the raffle
going on in the shopping district

is giving these tickets away as prizes...

Jubancho
Shopping District

Big Sale
Raffle First Prize An Invitation For Two
On The Romantic Cruise
Jubancho Shopping
District Association

I'll win this time!

No! I lost again!

Here's your consolation
prize of tissues!

Juuban Shopping District
A Big Sale Raffle Booth

Juuban Shopping District
A Big Sale Raffle Booth
It's so unfair!

Juuban Shopping District
A Big Sale Raffle Booth
Usagi.

Juuban Shopping District
A Big Sale Raffle Booth
Oh, Rei.

Oh, Rei.

Hey, listen, listen!

I tried ten whole times
to win this prize!

"Invitation for two."
You actually want this stuff?

You're not interested, Rei?

Of course not!

We don't have time to waste
on this kind of stuff!

I'd like a turn, please.

Go right ahead!

What?!

She's so serious!

First Prize
Romantic Cruise Invitation For Two

First Prize
Romantic Cruise Invitation For Two
Congratulations!

Congratulations!

You won the first prize!
Tickets for the Romantic Cruise!

Wow, I did it!

Rei, you are such a hypocrite!

Hey, Rei, you said you
weren't interested!

It doesn't mean I have to
give the tickets to you.

Then, why don't we go together?

I bet it'll be nice and romantic.

This is a cruise you're supposed
to go on with your boyfriend!

I know you don't have any!

Shut up!

See? I'm right!
You don't have anybody!

I'm not you, you know.
I have one or two...

Stop it, both of you!

What's going on?

Their usual comedy routine.

Ami, Rei's being really mean to me!

Ami, I'm glad you're here!
Do you have a minute?

What is it?

Never mind, just hurry over here!

I know it! I just know she doesn't
have any boyfriends!

I'm not finished talking to you! Hey!

You're finished, you're finished.

What? You and me?

Here they are!

What about Usagi? It seemed like
she really wanted to go.

No way! This romantic cruise
is not for someone like her.

But...

Observing different things will broaden
your horizons. So, let's go!

I'm looking for a wonderful boyfriend
like Tuxedo Mask.

I thought so.
She doesn't have a boyfriend.

So, Ami, let's go together!
Please, please, please!

Okay.

They're planning on leaving me
out of all the fun!

I am never giving up!

Oh, I wish she would be this
proactive in other areas.

Okay, it's time to sneak in!

How are we going to sneak in?

Don't be silly! This is exactly what

I've got this for!

Don't do it, Usagi!

You're only supposed to
use that for justice!

Oh, don't be so uptight!

Moon Power! Turn me into a
beautiful camera woman!

Okay, Luna, in you go.

No! No! I don't want to go!
Okay, Luna, in you go.

No! No! I don't want to go!

Come on!

Captain Jadeite, our young prey
just keep coming.

You're amazing, Tetis!

Nobody will suspect this is
actually a wrecked ship

that is built out of your
evil seawater powers.

With my evil powers,
this is easy to do.

Well, I wish you all find love,

you fools!

We are ready to leave port now.

All right, cast off.

Aye, Sir!

This ship is so shaky! How come
everyone looks so happy?

Hey, it seems like we're the only
girls who came together.

I know!

Sure, they said it was
a ship for lovers,

but I never expected that everyone
here would be a couple.

Looks like we won't be finding
any boyfriends.

Where are we?

I think it's the engine room.

No way! Engine rooms
aren't this quiet.

Then maybe it's stopped.

Something is wrong.
It's moving at full speed.

You worry so much.

They probably have some new
state-of-the-art engine.

Never mind that.

I wonder where Rei and Ami are?

What are you doing there?!

Are you a reporter?

You are not allowed in these areas.

Oh, he's so handsome!

What is this incredibly evil aura?!

It's not safe here.

Oh, I just got separated from
the rest of my staff.

I see, that is a problem.

Would you help me find them?

Certainly...

Something about her bothers me.

I'm so lucky! I've already found
a gorgeous guy!

Oh, I just came up with a great idea!

What is it?

Since there are so many
couples on this ship,

there should be some that'll break up!

So?

That's where we'll come in

and catch those single guys!

What do you think?

I should have stayed at home
and studied instead.

Engine Room
Do Not Enter

I would love to announce it
over the ship's intercom,

but I do not want to break the
passengers' romantic mood.

I totally understand.

But this is already good
enough for me.

What is this? I have a
strange premonition.

Why do I feel so wary of
this slip of a girl?

Oh, why is he looking at me
so intensely?

Captain.

It is almost time.

All right. Please excuse me,
I must go now.

Okay.

Man! It was just getting good!

Usagi, we need to investigate!

This ship is full of monster aura!

What?!

Captain's Cabin

At last.

Yes, the energy generated by love
has almost reached its peak.

When it does, I shall collect
the energy from all 600
passengers at once.

So, what do you think of my plan?

I will congratulate you when you
have succeeded.

I am 99% sure this will be a success.

Once I succeed, I hope you will
notice me a little more.

I will think about it.

What are they talking about?

They have got to be monsters!

But he's so handsome.

I can't believe you, Usagi!

Oh!

They're gone!

They're probably really going
to do something now!

Shouldn't you eat a little more quietly?

Nonsense! If I can't find a boyfriend,
I'm going to eat all I want!

I'm going to eat everything in sight!

Ladies and gentlemen, please
gather in the reception hall.

We will be putting on a
special show for you.

Maybe we should go!

Sure! It'll probably be better
than staying here.

It said the reception hall!

Those monsters must be there also.

Yeah.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen!

Reception Hall
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen!

Reception Hall

We will now show you the most
romantic show you have ever seen!

Wow, this is something!

This is a pretty elaborate show!
Wow, this is something!

This is a pretty elaborate show!

Rei...

That's definitely a monster.

I don't know where the
reception hall is!

You shall keep dreaming even
after you go to Hell!

Jadeite...

You two!

A terrible miscalculation, Tetis.

You only stole the energy of love.

Your trick does not work on these
girls who are not in love.

You two, why didn't you
come here with boys?

Shut up! It's none of your business!

Pesky girls. Get rid of them!

How about that?!

It'll be endless at this rate.

We can't transform now because
they'll find out who we are.

We're in trouble.

They are only delaying the inevitable.

Master Jadeite,

I miscalculated slightly,

but I have collected a large
amount of energy.

I believe Queen Beryl will be pleased.

That's true.

There it is, Usagi!

There it is, Usagi!

I know!

I know!

Moon Prism Power Makeup!

Stop right there!

Sailor Moon!

I'm the sailor warrior of
love and justice!

Sailor Moon!

Impertinent girl!

How dare you only steal
energy from lovers?!

What about those poor girls who
don't have boyfriends?!

What?!
What about those poor girls who
don't have boyfriends?!

What?!

In the name of the moon,
I will punish you!

Finally, you show yourself,
Sailor Moon!

I am your opponent!

You're kidding me!

Be careful, Sailor Moon!

That monster can control seawater!

Take this!

Good, Tetis!

Fire Soul!

Let's hurry, Sailor Mars!

Yeah! I have to pay her back a
hundredfold for humiliating us!

Die!

Bubble

Spray!

Shoot!

Fire

Soul!

Now, Sailor Moon!

Okay!

Moon Tiara Action!

I underestimated you because
you were just girls,

but you seem to have become
more powerful than before.

Jadeite, prepare yourself!

I am so mad!

Both of you, don't let
your guard down!

You cannot beat me!
This will be the end of you!

Huh? Where did he go?

Did he run away?

No way!
Did he run away?

No way!

Queen Beryl...

You used my precious subordinate,

the monster Tetis,
without my permission

and allowed her to die.

No, it's a misunderstanding!

This was all Tetis's idea to begin with.

I will listen to your excuses
at the palace.

But depending on the situation,
I will see to it that you pay for this.

Yes, my lady.

Damn you, Sailor Moon,
just you remember this!

The romantic cruise is all ruined!

I'm not giving up!

If I ever have another chance, I'm
definitely coming with a boyfriend!

Oh, me, too!

That would be impossible for you!

Urg
That would be impossible for you!

What did you say?!

Ah, those two never quit, do they?

I'm going to study.

Oh, dear.

Yume no naka futari de ita yo ne

Hoshi tachi ni mamorarete

Tomodachi no toki ni wa ki ni sezu

Nanigenaku hanashite ita kedo

Anata dake ki ni naru
shunkan ga atta no

Motto kirei ni ima sugu naritai

Koi suru to nanika ga kawaru ne

Me o tojite tashikamete

Dakishimeta tokimeki sono
mama kono omoi tsutaetai