Sabrina's Secret Life (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 7 - Lather, Rinse, Repent - full transcript
Sabrina's move to high school with its more demanding physical education classes has forced her to dash from the showers to her next class with her hair a disaster. With help from her aunts, Sabrina concocts an herbal hair conditioner that does help with her fly-away frizzies. However, Sabrina's still not satisfied with the results. After putting up with Cassandra's put-downs, Sabrina adds a 'little magic' to her hair brew. The result: Sabrina's hair instantly looks magnificent. In fact, Sabrina's hair looks so good that Cassandra 'helps herself' to some of the homemade stuff. Now Cassandra's hair looks even more wonderful than usual. When Tiffany and Margaux beg for some of the 'secret stuff', Cassandra obliges. But the results aren't exactly what anyone expected: mortals Tiffany and Margaux turn into werewolves! Cassandra is forced to confess her 'borrowing' to Sabrina. But Cassandra is all huffy: this is all Sabrina's fault! If Sabrina hadn't messed with magic in the first place, none of this would have happened. If Sabrina doesn't help Tiffany and Margaux, then Cassandra's going straight to her Aunt Enchantra! Even though they work at arm's-length, Sabrina and Cassandra struggle to return Tiffany and Margaux to normal. And they better hurry, since the full moon is waning, and there's evidence that Tiffany and Margaux will be stuck as werewolves forever.
♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪What's going on here,
something's not right♪
♪Who's making magic now every
night♪
♪Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light♪
♪Living Sabrina's Secret Life.
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
♪Witch training lessons now
every night♪
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
Hurry up!
e'll be late for math!
What's the hold-up?
t's my hair!
It's a disaster!
ou're, like, so
vain about that hair!
How bad can it be?
h!
hat does it!
Nobody else sees me like this!
kay, okay, I'm sorry!
Wait!
I can fix it!
h, yeah?
Like how?
w!
Not so tight!
ll clear.
ome on, your
hair looks fine.
ou kidding?
I look like I should be
yodeling in the Alps!
ey! Ow! That hurt!
Oh hi, Sabrina!
hat's a weird way to read.
ou think!
My hair looks awful, and I
don't want you to see it!
ome on, let me see!
Aw, I bet it's not that bad!
mm hmm.
ee. You look great!
Anyway, you shouldn't
obsess about your looks.
I think vanity is a
sin or something.
really look okay?
eah!
You look just like my
old cocker spaniel!
I loved her!
w!
Did I say something wrong?
abrina!
You know the dress code!
No hats in class!
know you heard me, Sabrina.
No hats in class!
s someone wearing a hat?
Oh!
h!
mmmm.
Oh.
et's try this formula next.
eah, that last one
smelled like a funeral home.
told you, too
much formaldehyde.
ey, making
shampoo is an art,
not a science.
uch!
mmm...
should look nice
with your yellow shirt!
h!
o fetch, you
pathetic zombies!
Get a life!
o what's the deal with this
Madame Medusa's Tress Tamer?
Sounds like just
the thing I need!
don't think so.
ou thought so down there!
I heard you!
ow?
Your ears were full
of pineapple chunks!
've just had my hair
washed in enough organic food
products to stock the
school salad bar for a week,
so don't mess with me!
kay, okay!
Just look on page 743
of your spell book!
t's magic?!
eah!
Which is why Hilda and
Zelda don't want you using it!
athetic!
There's a minor rule
which you may recall?
No using magic at mortal
school for personal gain?
ere it is!
Tangled and
snarly,(Knotted and gnarly,
If great hair
is your aim,
Those wild locks
you must tame!"
ey! Put that back on!
re you a
supernatural being on the go?
es, yes, and yes!
Then Madame Medusa's
Tress Tamer is for you,
Sabrina!
Just follow the
easy-to-use instructions!
And remember -- no water!
ow!
You mean I don't need water?
o, I mean once you've
started using Madame Medusa's,
you have to avoid
water at all cost!
Water will make it
stop working forever!
Ya hear me?!
No water!
Not on your head or anywhere!
Don't wash!
HAVE YA GOT IT?!
got it, I got it!
kay. Here goes.
hat's burning?
h my gosh! It's me!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
abrina! You look fabulous!
hy, thank you, Maritza.
Whaaaaaaa!
hate to admit it, but
Sabrina's hair looks great!
can't believe
you just said that!
And I can't believe
I agree with you.
Ohhhh!
Ughhhh!
abrina!
Can I get a picture?
picture?!
Of me?
Little ol' me?
eah!
The yearbook staff
just took a vote!
You not only win this
year's "Best Hair"
you win "Best Hair That Ever
Was and Ever Will Be So
Why Don't the Rest of Us Just
Give Up and Shave Our Heads"!
rrrrrr!
hat's it,
that's it, yeah, yeah,
more, more, now
less, good, great,
super!
Awesome!
can't believe this!
h!
Sabrina!
Look out!
ghh!
ross!
Ughh!
hank you!
Wow!
I could get used to this!
I've never been worshipped
for my looks before.
i Brina!
Hey!
Huh?
gh!
ut of my way! ove it!
otta get away from here!
Oooohhh!
Oooohhh!
h!
his not
washing isn't so bad!
abrina!
need a really big favor!
I have to make up the
swim test I missed,
and I need
somebody to be my buddy!
ou mean, like,
actually get in the pool?
Ms. McGrooney will give
us late passes to math!
Please?
aritza, I'd
like to help, but...
I just did my hair.
ell, but...
couldn't you just do it again?
don't know...
I mean, it looks so
good now, and --
h, just forget it!
You know what?
As a friend, you stink!
on't get mad!
I could help with
a-a soccer test!
Or bowling!
o this is your secret!
Huh?
ouldn't you at
least shower at night?
Your friends
won't see your hair,
and I'd be able to breathe!
idn't you hear the guy?
Once I start, I can't wash
or the Tress Tamer will stop
working!
Look, it says so
on the bottle!
h, no!
It's not in here!
ou mean you'll
have to stop using it?
Oh, darn!
What a shame!
Uh oh!
know I had it
after gym class...
w!
Hey!
should've known!
dmit it!
You stole it!
hew!
Crack a window, will ya?
ou just had to
have hair like mine,
didn't you?
h, right!
Like I want to look like you!
I don't think so!
o what'd you do with it?
ou'll see.
You...
you didn't give it
to mortals, did you?
o what?
What could possibly happen?
ome for you...
and some for me!
t's like, I just can't wait
to see how fabulous our hair's
going to be in
like a few seconds!
Crunchy!
hewy!
(howling)
hope we're not too late.
still don't see
what the big deal is.
id you read the fine print?
"Warning: all effects will
be the opposite if used by
mortals."
he opposite?
What does that mean?
hoooooaa!
'm sorry, but werewolves
are so not the opposite
of good hair!
on't tell me,
tell Madame Medusa.
-ew!
This garbage is nasty!
ctually, it smells
better than you do.
hanks.
(howl)
t the mall?
Werewolves would go shopping?
hese aren't
ordinary werewolves.
They're Tiffany and Margaux!
www!
Tiff's been wanting
those jeans forever!
hate to waste such
a cute top as bait...
but anything less choice
might not do the trick.
hh!
Here comes one!
really hope that's Tiffany!
hy?
he's got much
better taste than Margaux!
...
I didn't mean it!
You've perfected a look
which is uniquely you!
Although I thought that outfit
you wore yesterday was
pretty rank.
hoa!
Cassandra!
Help!
f I help you,
who's gonna help me?!
ghhh!
Cassandra!
o right!
Go right!
f you say so!
our hair still
looks great, of course.
eah...
I'm starting to
wonder if it's worth it.
nd I still think
that outfit looked bad!
o ahead and howl.
It won't do you any g--
Gee,
if I didn't know better I'd
think that sounded
like more werewolves!
mm...
Sabrina...
I probably should
have told you...
hat now?
ell...
I-I thought it'd be funny if
a lot of people showed up at
school with hair
as good as yours.
nd?
Tiffany and Margaux weren't
the only ones I gave the
Tress Tamer to.
HAT?!
t's times like this I
really wish I had my broom.
thought you
might feel that way!
alem!
How'd you find us?
followed the smell!
irls...
um....
assandra! Let's go!
o way I'm riding
with that hairball!
uit yourself!
Enjoy the picnic!
Oops, I forgot!
You are the picnic!
ait!
Don't leave me!
ade it!
eah, but we can't
leave them like this!
They're our friends!
hoooaaa!
Sabrina, what are you doing?
ctually, we're gonna swoop
down and get them to chase us.
re you nuts?!
Aahhhh!
ow where?
he high school.
And don't lose 'em!
hanks, Salem!
See you at home!
erfect!
h, yeah!
I'd much rather be eaten here!
You do have a plan, right?
eah.
ust checking.
h-what are we doing here?
ou were all...
sleepwalking!
e were?
eah!
Must've had something to
do with the full moon!
Weird, huh?
uh?
Sabrina!
Your hair!
eah, it's a mess.
I guess some vain girls
would obsess about
things like their hair...
ctually, I like it this way.
Reminds me of --
eah, I know, your
cocker spaniel.
Thanks.
ow sweet.
ow'd your swim test go?
'm doing it tomorrow.
Couldn't find a buddy.
'll be your buddy.
If you want me to, that is.
hat'd be great.
ou want to come over?
We could finish out
homework together!
ah.
I'm heading home.
I really want to
take a shower.
Whew!
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪What's going on here,
something's not right♪
♪Who's making magic now every
night♪
♪Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light♪
♪Living Sabrina's Secret Life.
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
♪Witch training lessons now
every night♪
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
Hurry up!
e'll be late for math!
What's the hold-up?
t's my hair!
It's a disaster!
ou're, like, so
vain about that hair!
How bad can it be?
h!
hat does it!
Nobody else sees me like this!
kay, okay, I'm sorry!
Wait!
I can fix it!
h, yeah?
Like how?
w!
Not so tight!
ll clear.
ome on, your
hair looks fine.
ou kidding?
I look like I should be
yodeling in the Alps!
ey! Ow! That hurt!
Oh hi, Sabrina!
hat's a weird way to read.
ou think!
My hair looks awful, and I
don't want you to see it!
ome on, let me see!
Aw, I bet it's not that bad!
mm hmm.
ee. You look great!
Anyway, you shouldn't
obsess about your looks.
I think vanity is a
sin or something.
really look okay?
eah!
You look just like my
old cocker spaniel!
I loved her!
w!
Did I say something wrong?
abrina!
You know the dress code!
No hats in class!
know you heard me, Sabrina.
No hats in class!
s someone wearing a hat?
Oh!
h!
mmmm.
Oh.
et's try this formula next.
eah, that last one
smelled like a funeral home.
told you, too
much formaldehyde.
ey, making
shampoo is an art,
not a science.
uch!
mmm...
should look nice
with your yellow shirt!
h!
o fetch, you
pathetic zombies!
Get a life!
o what's the deal with this
Madame Medusa's Tress Tamer?
Sounds like just
the thing I need!
don't think so.
ou thought so down there!
I heard you!
ow?
Your ears were full
of pineapple chunks!
've just had my hair
washed in enough organic food
products to stock the
school salad bar for a week,
so don't mess with me!
kay, okay!
Just look on page 743
of your spell book!
t's magic?!
eah!
Which is why Hilda and
Zelda don't want you using it!
athetic!
There's a minor rule
which you may recall?
No using magic at mortal
school for personal gain?
ere it is!
Tangled and
snarly,(Knotted and gnarly,
If great hair
is your aim,
Those wild locks
you must tame!"
ey! Put that back on!
re you a
supernatural being on the go?
es, yes, and yes!
Then Madame Medusa's
Tress Tamer is for you,
Sabrina!
Just follow the
easy-to-use instructions!
And remember -- no water!
ow!
You mean I don't need water?
o, I mean once you've
started using Madame Medusa's,
you have to avoid
water at all cost!
Water will make it
stop working forever!
Ya hear me?!
No water!
Not on your head or anywhere!
Don't wash!
HAVE YA GOT IT?!
got it, I got it!
kay. Here goes.
hat's burning?
h my gosh! It's me!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
abrina! You look fabulous!
hy, thank you, Maritza.
Whaaaaaaa!
hate to admit it, but
Sabrina's hair looks great!
can't believe
you just said that!
And I can't believe
I agree with you.
Ohhhh!
Ughhhh!
abrina!
Can I get a picture?
picture?!
Of me?
Little ol' me?
eah!
The yearbook staff
just took a vote!
You not only win this
year's "Best Hair"
you win "Best Hair That Ever
Was and Ever Will Be So
Why Don't the Rest of Us Just
Give Up and Shave Our Heads"!
rrrrrr!
hat's it,
that's it, yeah, yeah,
more, more, now
less, good, great,
super!
Awesome!
can't believe this!
h!
Sabrina!
Look out!
ghh!
ross!
Ughh!
hank you!
Wow!
I could get used to this!
I've never been worshipped
for my looks before.
i Brina!
Hey!
Huh?
gh!
ut of my way! ove it!
otta get away from here!
Oooohhh!
Oooohhh!
h!
his not
washing isn't so bad!
abrina!
need a really big favor!
I have to make up the
swim test I missed,
and I need
somebody to be my buddy!
ou mean, like,
actually get in the pool?
Ms. McGrooney will give
us late passes to math!
Please?
aritza, I'd
like to help, but...
I just did my hair.
ell, but...
couldn't you just do it again?
don't know...
I mean, it looks so
good now, and --
h, just forget it!
You know what?
As a friend, you stink!
on't get mad!
I could help with
a-a soccer test!
Or bowling!
o this is your secret!
Huh?
ouldn't you at
least shower at night?
Your friends
won't see your hair,
and I'd be able to breathe!
idn't you hear the guy?
Once I start, I can't wash
or the Tress Tamer will stop
working!
Look, it says so
on the bottle!
h, no!
It's not in here!
ou mean you'll
have to stop using it?
Oh, darn!
What a shame!
Uh oh!
know I had it
after gym class...
w!
Hey!
should've known!
dmit it!
You stole it!
hew!
Crack a window, will ya?
ou just had to
have hair like mine,
didn't you?
h, right!
Like I want to look like you!
I don't think so!
o what'd you do with it?
ou'll see.
You...
you didn't give it
to mortals, did you?
o what?
What could possibly happen?
ome for you...
and some for me!
t's like, I just can't wait
to see how fabulous our hair's
going to be in
like a few seconds!
Crunchy!
hewy!
(howling)
hope we're not too late.
still don't see
what the big deal is.
id you read the fine print?
"Warning: all effects will
be the opposite if used by
mortals."
he opposite?
What does that mean?
hoooooaa!
'm sorry, but werewolves
are so not the opposite
of good hair!
on't tell me,
tell Madame Medusa.
-ew!
This garbage is nasty!
ctually, it smells
better than you do.
hanks.
(howl)
t the mall?
Werewolves would go shopping?
hese aren't
ordinary werewolves.
They're Tiffany and Margaux!
www!
Tiff's been wanting
those jeans forever!
hate to waste such
a cute top as bait...
but anything less choice
might not do the trick.
hh!
Here comes one!
really hope that's Tiffany!
hy?
he's got much
better taste than Margaux!
...
I didn't mean it!
You've perfected a look
which is uniquely you!
Although I thought that outfit
you wore yesterday was
pretty rank.
hoa!
Cassandra!
Help!
f I help you,
who's gonna help me?!
ghhh!
Cassandra!
o right!
Go right!
f you say so!
our hair still
looks great, of course.
eah...
I'm starting to
wonder if it's worth it.
nd I still think
that outfit looked bad!
o ahead and howl.
It won't do you any g--
Gee,
if I didn't know better I'd
think that sounded
like more werewolves!
mm...
Sabrina...
I probably should
have told you...
hat now?
ell...
I-I thought it'd be funny if
a lot of people showed up at
school with hair
as good as yours.
nd?
Tiffany and Margaux weren't
the only ones I gave the
Tress Tamer to.
HAT?!
t's times like this I
really wish I had my broom.
thought you
might feel that way!
alem!
How'd you find us?
followed the smell!
irls...
um....
assandra! Let's go!
o way I'm riding
with that hairball!
uit yourself!
Enjoy the picnic!
Oops, I forgot!
You are the picnic!
ait!
Don't leave me!
ade it!
eah, but we can't
leave them like this!
They're our friends!
hoooaaa!
Sabrina, what are you doing?
ctually, we're gonna swoop
down and get them to chase us.
re you nuts?!
Aahhhh!
ow where?
he high school.
And don't lose 'em!
hanks, Salem!
See you at home!
erfect!
h, yeah!
I'd much rather be eaten here!
You do have a plan, right?
eah.
ust checking.
h-what are we doing here?
ou were all...
sleepwalking!
e were?
eah!
Must've had something to
do with the full moon!
Weird, huh?
uh?
Sabrina!
Your hair!
eah, it's a mess.
I guess some vain girls
would obsess about
things like their hair...
ctually, I like it this way.
Reminds me of --
eah, I know, your
cocker spaniel.
Thanks.
ow sweet.
ow'd your swim test go?
'm doing it tomorrow.
Couldn't find a buddy.
'll be your buddy.
If you want me to, that is.
hat'd be great.
ou want to come over?
We could finish out
homework together!
ah.
I'm heading home.
I really want to
take a shower.
Whew!