Sabrina's Secret Life (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 6 - Green Eyed Monster - full transcript

♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪

♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪

♪What's going on here,
something's not right♪

♪Who's making magic now every
night♪

♪Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light♪

♪Living Sabrina's Secret Life.

♪Who's making magic

♪Who's making magic

♪Who's making magic

♪Sabrina's Secret Life!

♪Witch training lessons now
every night♪



♪Sabrina's Secret Life!

Won't Cassandra
be proud of us?

This will be so totally
the best booth in the entire

school carnival!

Hmmm.

Oh, no!

I chipped a nail!

Thank goodness I always
carry an emery board for

emergencies!

Huh?

Oh no!

This bites!

Guess they're going
for that open-air look.

This would be a lot easier if
Harvey was here to help like



he promised.

This is starting to
look really great.

Yes...

...you've really
captured that primitive,

unfinished look.

You simply must give me
the name of your architect.

Very funny, Cassandra.

At least our booth doesn't
look like something the Big

Bad Wolf blew down!

Tiffany.

Margaux!

This is so not good.

If you still want the
name of my architect,

just ask.

Come on, Maritza.

Let's go find Harvey.

I'll show you, Sabrina!

We're so totally
sorry, Cassandra.

Don't worry.

You just get Margaux
to the nail salon.

Thanks, Cassandra.

We knew yo'd understand.

The design needed a
little pizzazz anyway.

Constructus -- immediatus!

Hmm.

It still needs something.

Perfect.

Huh! I'd like to see
Sabrina try to top this.

Hi, Cassandra.

Oh, hello, Harvey.

You haven't seen
Sabrina, have you?

Soccer practice
finished late -- and well,

I sort of promised her I'd
help with her booth if I

could.

She left with
Maritza a few minutes ago.

Maybe I can
catch up with them.

Oh! Ooooh!

Hmmm.

Are you okay, Cassandra?

I...

I must have strained my arm
doing all this hard labor.

Could you be a dear and
help me hang this crystal?

Sure -- but how do
I get it up there?

There's a ladder
right behind you.

Huh?

Gee -- how did I miss that?

There was nobody at
the soccer field.

Maybe -- Harvey?!

Gee, Harvey couldn't
find the time to help us,

but it looks like he
found plenty of time to help

Cassandra.

My hero!

And he's supposed
to be my boyfriend.

Sort of.

Where is Harvey?

There's not much time
until classes start.

Thanks for carrying
my books, Harvey.

My arm's still really sore.

Glad to help out.

Say -- I thought you
hurt your left arm....

Uh, yeah, that's the problem
-- the pain keeps moving from

arm to arm.

Oh Harvey!

If you shine a white
light through a prism,

it will divide into the
primary colors that

comprise it.

You can also use a prism to
divide colored light into its

component parts.

For example, orange light
becomes yellow and red.

Remember...

...your report on
optics is due Monday.

Class dismissed.

Looks like you've
been dismissed also,

Sabrina.

There's gotta be a way to talk
to Harvey -- if I can just get

him out of
Cassandra's clutches.

Harvey's in here somewhere.

Really it's been
fun, Cassandra,

but I can't help
you out anymore.

I promised Sabrina I'd
help her with her booth and I

haven't even talked to
her in a couple of days.

Everybody knows Sabrina has
you wrapped around her finger.

Sabrina and I
are just friends.

I'm not wrapped
around her finger.

I don't have to help
her with her booth.

I mean I've been
helping you...

It's just that I
prom --

Harvey- Harvey!

What?

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Gee, Harvey, I can't
imagine what happened.

We'd better get you
to the school nurse.

You're gonna need
special attention.

Hmmm.

Most beginning witches only
think about the ingredients

when they're making potions.

But you also have to
be careful about your

incantations.

Say the wrong thing, and
you can get the wrong thing.

How do you like
the new sweater?

Now, class -- if you'll just
add your final ingredient...

a pinch of bat wing.

I've gotta stop
letting Cassandra get to me.

I can't let her make
me feel so jealous.

I've gotta get all my
jealousy out of me.

AAHHHH!

Sabrina, you've got to be more
careful with your potions.

If you don't pay attention,
there's no telling what you

might conjure up.

Sorry, Ms. Magrooney.

Ugh!

Yuck!

Ugh!

Ew!

Who let the worms in?

Hmmm.

Well, there doesn't
seem to be any harm done.

But if you had conjured up
something you hadn't wanted,

you'd have to neutralize the
effects of the magic and turn

them back on whatever
you had conjured up.

Yes, Ms. Magrooney.

Well, Cassandra, your
potion seems all right.

It's bubbling
along quite nicely.

Thank you, Ms. Magrooney.

I feel kind of inspired today.

Hey!

Thanks for taking
care of my sweater,

Cassandra.

After that book fell on
my foot in the library,

I thought I'd lost it --
but I really need it back.

Oh, sure, Harvey -- it
was kinda fun wearing it,

though.

Hello, Harvey.

Oh, hi, Sabrina.

I've wanted to
talk to you all day.

Yeah, I've wanted
to talk to you!

What's the big idea letting
Cassandra wear my letter

sweater?!

It's not your sweater -- it's
mine -- and I can let anybody

I want wear it!

Come on, Cassandra.

Let's get out of here.

I didn't mean to get into
an argument -- it's like

something just came over me.

Hi, Brina.

We're almost done.

What do you think?

That looks terrible.

I should've known you
couldn't do it by yourself.

You don't have
my eye for color.

My ideas are as good as yours!

Better than yours!

Sorry, Maritza.

I haven't been myself today.

I guess I'm worried
about Harvey and Cassandra.

All of a sudden it seems like
he likes her better than me.

You and Harvey!

You and Harvey!

That's all you
ever talk about!

Well, at least
you've got a boyfriend!

How do you think it makes me
feel listening to you whine

about Harvey all the time?!

I don't wanna hear about it!

Gee, what's come over Maritza?

Oh, there you are, Sabrina.

Whoa - Why the sad face?

And people call
me a sour puss.

It's my friends -- I
don't understand them.

They're teenagers.

Who does?

It's not that.

They've changed
all of a sudden.

Harvey acts like he likes
Cassandra better than me,

and Maritza gets mad
at everything I say.

Hmmm. Strange.

If I didn't know better, I'd
think something magical might

be going on.

I mean, why would your best
buds turn on you like that?

But what really puzzles me --
-- is why you even care about

those mortal friends of yours!

They're all you ever
seem to think about!

Do you ever care
about me?!

Do you brush my fur?!

Do you tie cute little
bows around my neck?!

No!

Well, if you
don't care about me,

then I don't care about you!

You don't even like bows!

HUMPF!

Harvey!

HUMPF!

I can't believe Harvey
won't even talk to me.

Meooww!

Salem?

Like your...

Talk to the tail, cause
the head ain't listening.

Sabrina's booth looks good.

You don't think it's
better than this one,

do you?

No way, Cassandra!

Whatever you do is the best!

I want to thank everyone for
coming out today to make our

school carnival
a great success.

Huh?

Hmm?

Hold it right there, Snipe!

How come you always get to
make the announcements?!

I've taught here
longer than you!

You've been here, but I don't
know if I'd call what you do,

teaching.

Cassandra, if you're
worried about the booth,

maybe you should've consulted
us before you built it!

Huh?

Yeah!

Everything is always
so totally about you!

Maybe it should be
totally about us for a change!

Come on, Margaux.

Let's blow this
popsicle stand!

What's eating them?

I'm sure to win
the blue ribbon.

Only if you steal my pie.

Yeah -- like you
stole all my recipes!

I'll give you your recipe!

You hungry?

Chew on this four eyes!

Eat crust, witch!

Aunt Hilda!

Aunt Zelda!

What could've
gotten into everybody?!

That earthworm is
not of this earth.

Get outta here, you worm!

Uh-oh.

That thing's
heading into town!

If it's driving us all crazy,
what's it gonna do to the rest

of Greendale?

Maybe my potions class
accident made something happen

after all.

I've gotta get all my
jealousy out of me.

Ahhh!

Yuck!

Ew!

Who let the worms in?

Jealousy!

That worm is--
was my jealousy,

and now it's feeding
off of everybody else's.

Man, talk about a
green-eyed monster!

Cassandra,
you've gotta help me!

If we hadn't been so
jealous of each other,

none of this
would've happened!

Me jealous?!

What are you talking about?

You're not making
any sense -- as usual.

Look -- I accidentally made
a jealousy worm in class.

It's ruined the carnival and
now its heading into town!

That's your problem, not mine.

Fine -- then I'll just
deal with it myself!

You'd like that,
wouldn't you?!

Then you'd be a big hero.

Well, I'm not letting you get
all the glory for yourself!

I'll show you what a
real witch can do!

Fine!

I'm not squeezing in
there -- not in this outfit!

We'll take this way in!

You know, I could've
levitated that manhole cover

better than you.

You're only a half-witch.

Yeah, well, if
you're so great,

how come I thought of it?!

And how come you always get
to climb down manholes first!

Ooh! Yuk! Gross.

What are you
complaining about?

Do you realize these shoes
cost more than your entire

wardrobe?

Guess that's because you
have such odd shaped feet,

they have to be made special.

Uh-oh.

Ahhh!

Ew!

Ugh!

Why couldn't you have made a
jealousy panda or something?

By the power of Medusa
on her throne --

I know a better
spell than that!

Heavy, heavy,
hangs the weight!

-- Drop before
it's not too late!

My spells are
faster and better!

Think again.

WHOOOAAA!

It's no good!

Magic isn't going to work!

Maybe if you'd stop
interfering with my magic!

I mean just because
yours doesn't work...

Snap out of it, Cassandra!

What did you do that for?!

We've gotta stop!

We're both acting so jealous
we're getting in each others

way!

We've gotta work together!

It's like Ms. Magrooney said
-- we've gotta neutralize the

effects of that thing and
turn its magic against it!

Well, if you think
you're so smart,

you figure out how!

Look out for that light!

"Light."

That's it!

Like in science class
-- we need a prism!

But where do we get one?

The crystal I
made for my booth!

I could've thought of that!

But you didn't.

You think you're so great?!

Whoooaa!

My crust is
flakier than yours!

Just like your brain!

Ha!

I beat you out of the sewer!

Oh!

Quick -- grab the crystal!

Quick!

Gimme the crystal!

That worm thing
was right behind us!

I made the crystal!

It's mine!

I was the one who
thought of using science!

Yeah, but I'm cuter.

Aahhh!

I suggest we work together.

My idea in the first place.

Yes, well I'm still cuter.

We did it!

I hate to admit it, Sabrina --
but you did pretty well for a

half-witch.

Gads, what was I thinking?!

I have a strict no-bow policy.

I just want to apologize about
being so jealous about your

ideas for our
booth -- and things.

You deserve all the best.

So do you.

Sorry I didn't help
you with your booth,

Sabrina.

I just needed some time for
soccer and stuff -- and then

Cassandra hurt her
arm and needed my help.

You're both my friends --
and I didn't have time for

everything.

That's okay, Harvey.

I shouldn't have been jealous
about you having other friends

and your sports.

I guess I got a little carried
away by that old green-eyed

monster -- jealousy.

I gotta admit -- the last few
days have been pretty strange.

Say -- I'm hungry.

You think there's
any of that pie left?

Aahhhh!

Duck!

Flying pie!

Blueberry.