Sabrina's Secret Life (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 3 - I'm a Slave for Who? - full transcript

♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪

♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪

♪What's going on here,
something's not right♪

♪Who's making magic now every
night♪

♪Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light♪

♪Living Sabrina's Secret Life.

♪Who's making magic

♪Who's making magic

♪Who's making magic

♪Sabrina's Secret Life!

♪Witch training lessons now
every night♪



♪Sabrina's Secret Life!

Hmm, High School students
helping the poor by making the

world's largest pancake.

And they wonder why
they're not allowed to vote.

Sabrina: C'mon, Salem!

We do something special.

It gets publicity.

We focus attention
on a worthy cause.

Speaking of publicity, where's
Mr. Ace Reporter and his

camera?

Harvey promised he'd be here.

He said he'd even take a
picture for the school paper!

Oh, much better.

Sabrina! There you are!



Sorry I'm late.

Uh, Harvey, after this,
you want to go for a soda

or something?

Sure. Maybe.

Three quick
pictures and I gotta go!

Wait! Harvey!

You've been really busy lately
-- And we've hardly had any

time together --

They're about to flip it!

Listen to me, Harvey!

Not now, Sabrina!

No. Right now, Harvey!

Not a good time --

See? That's my whole point!

There's never a good time!

Oh!

But there was a giant pancake
coming straight at you,

Sabrina, you okay?

I'm talking to you from under
a giant pancake in front of

the entire school.

Define 'okay'.

Harvey!

What a shot!

Thanks, Sabrina!

Gotta go file my report!

Oh.

I see why you like Harvey so
much -- he's so dedicated to

his work.

Harvey!

You made it!

Hey, Sabrina.

Uh, ready for our picnic?

Two Sabrina Spellman
Super-Sub Sandwich Specials,

with extra olives
and peanut butter,

just the way you like 'em.

You bring the juice?

Pineapple-Cactus
and Avocado-Kiwi.

Sorry, Sabrina.

Guess I wasn't
paying attention.

That's okay.

They sure sound, healthy.

Amazing!

Well, I guess healthy drinks
are interesting -- but I don't

know if I would go
as far as "amazing."

These are Double-stemmed
Uncroakable Crocus!

They're 'Double-Stumped
Uncrinkable Coughdrops'?

No, Double-Stemmed
Uncroakable Crocus!

They have a really
unusual life-cycle.

And they'd be perfect for
my science fair project!

Thanks, Sabrina!

Well, glad I could help.

Now, how about that picnic?

Sorry, gotta jet!

The science fair
is in three days!

Have a nice lunch!

But Harvey!

Wait!

Oh, great.

I got the Pineapple-Cactus.

Mmm, I'll take it!

Salem?

While you were busy
making your Spellman Super-Sub

Sandwich Specials, I was
busy hiding in your backpack.

Mmm-mmm!

Go ahead.

Dig in.

Harvey won't mind.

Gotta love a kid
who's too busy to eat.

The school paper,
the science fair,

oh and don't forget the JV
basketball game tonight.

Pouting is so not your color.

Wait a minute!

Harvey's basketball game!

It's perfect!

That's right!

Respect the things that
make Harvey who he is.

I want the things that make
him who he is make him pay

attention to ME.

That's it!

Harvey's team always loses!

And since Greendale
J-V always loses,

Harvey and I'll have tons of
time to spend together after

it's over.

Three, Two, One! Yaaay!

Hmm, The crowd sounds, Happy.

We won!

We won!

Greendale Junior
Varsity actually won!

Uh huh, oh yeah,
we won, uh huh,

whoopee, hooray!

Harvey, that's great!

I had a good
feeling about this.

Uh -- congratulations!

Sabrina, you're the best!

Coach: Get back in here,
Harvey! Now!

Sorry, Sabrina.

Gotta go -- But, Harvey!

Can't we spend
some time together?

I mean, you won!

Exactly!

Coach has called
for extra practice.

We finally have a shot at
beating the best team in the

county! See ya!

C'mon, kid.

I'll walk you home.

Thanks, but that's okay...

If I'm gonna spend
so much time alone,

I better start
getting used to it...

Oh, Harvey, don't you
want to be with me?

That's it!

As these balloons
float to the skies,

I'm Number One in
Harvey's eyes!

Other things will have to wait

So Harvey and I
can have a date!

That oughtta do it!

I know Harvey's going to
spend more time with me.

Look at all these e-mails
he sent me -- in one night!

Just because he found time to
write doesn't mean he's gonna

show up.

Mmm! What smells so good?

Could it be -- waffles?!

Oh, be still my beating heart!

Aunt Hilda?

Aunt Zelda?

You made waffles?

On a school day?

Score!

Hey, Sabrina!

Ha-ha-Harvey?!

What -- what are
you doing here?

Making waffles!

And I know you like
yours nice and light.

Come, sit.

I already took
trays to your aunts.

They were so excited!

See, I woke up this morning
and I just had to make some

waffles, and I figured
why not make them here?

Makes sense.

In a weird parallel
universe kinda way.

Mmm, these are really good!

Are the waffles hot enough?

Are they too hot?

Do I need to blow
on them for you?

How about some more butter?

More syrup?

Maybe another fork,
just to be fresh...

Harvey!

Please!

Everything's fine!

Ohmigosh!

I'm gonna be late for school!

Harvey: You need help
picking out your shoes,

Sabrina? 'Cause I can
help with that --

No, thanks, Harvey.

I've got it under control --

Yes, you certainly do.

Yesterday Harvey was so busy
he couldn't spend two minutes

with you. Now he's
making you waffles.

What's wrong
with this picture?

Maybe Harvey just
came to his senses.

Maybe he finally appreciates
our relationship. Maybe -

Harvey: Everything
all right in there?

'Cause if the door's jammed, I
can call the fire department

and they'll be here
in two shakes.

Maybe, maybe I've
created a monster...

Harvey: I'd be happy to
paint your room,

if you're tired of the color.

Because you've been
in there so long,

I don't see how you couldn't
be tired of it - I'll just

pick up a gallon of passion
pink after school, okay?

A really thoughtful monster...

Ugh!

Oh brother!

And when exactly is Harvey
going to stop being your love

slave?

The second Witch
School's over.

I'll take care of it!

Interesting how Harvey was a
lot more interesting when you

weren't the only thing
he was interested in,

hmm, Sabrina?

Um, yeah, that's right.

Soon as I figure out
what you just said,

I'll come back with
something really clever...

Hurry up, Spellman!

Yes, ma'am!

Now, class, 'emergency
levitation application'.

We'll start with
basic sports equipment.

Harvey?!

Hi, Sabrina!

Miss me?

Brought you something...

Hey, Ms. McGrooney.

I didn't know you could fly.

Whoa, you can fly!

Spellman!!!!

What is a non-magical creature
doing here in Witch School?!

Hmmp, Bringing
me a teddy bear?

Sabrina's gonna get it!

Sabrina's gonna get it!

Let's hope this "emergency
memory reducer" dust is

still good!

It'll take me days to fill out
all the paperwork on this one!

Spellman, you have five
minutes to get Harvey out of

here before he defrosts!!

Yes, ma'am.

And report back here
immediately after school for

special detention!

Sabrina really got it!

Sabrina really got it!

I've only got a few
seconds before next bell!

Oh, Harvey, I am so sorry!

I should never have
put that spell on you.

It was really selfish of me.

Oh, no.

Better hurry.

The spell I cast before is done,
no longer am I Number One

- no, wait, that's not right.
Harvey is the guy I knew

who had so many things to do -

c'mon, Spellman, think!

I liked him just the way he was

With all the many
things he does

His interests, re-prioritize,
he's Number One

in his own eyes.

Huh? Sabrina?

Um, thanks for helping me
with all this equipment.

Uh, Uh...

So, you're going to
go to class then?

I mean, you're not
going to go to my class,

are you? Or follow me?

Why would I do that?

No reason - see ya
- gotta jet --

Yeah, right, whatever...

'Greendale'.

This place could
use a better name.

Like 'Harvey High'.

Yeah, that's it!

The life cycle of the
Double-Stemmed Incroakable

Crocus! That science fair
trophy is as good as ours!

All we need now is
your research, Harvey.

Had an idea, team.

Actually more
like an inspiration!

"The Life Cycle of Harvey,
the Most Amazing Person in the

World" Huh?

See?

Told ya!

I'm way more interesting than
the Double-Stemmed Uncroakable

Crocus!

But the science
fair is in two days!

I know.

That's why I had to hurry.

I start with my first bath.

In the kitchen sink.

I was only a few weeks old

at the time, but my mom
has the cutest pictures!

The science fair
is in two days.

Don't worry.

I'll download 'em from
the journalism room.

Oops, can't be
late for next class!

How's that fix-it-spell
working on Harvey?

Oh, I haven't had
a chance to check.

And I got detention in like
two minutes.

Sabrina...

I'm going, I'm going!

Atta girl!

Harvey?

I was looking for you.

Hey, Sabrina! Wanna see
something really awesome?

Tell me you changed
the school paper from

All-Sabrina All-the-Time!

Oh, sure.

No offense, but who cares
about that, right?

Now, what do you
think of this?

Sabrina: "Greendale Salutes
Harvey, the super student"?!

Ohmigosh, is that
your baby picture?

In a sink?

Naked?!

Harvey, you can't print this.

The entire school
will laugh at you!

Not 'laugh'.

Love.

We'll find out tomorrow.

I already shipped
it to the printers.

Oh, Harvey, you didn't!

Harvey?

Now what?

We will NOT present the Life
Cycle of Harvey at the

science fair.

We had a vote.

And you're off the team.

What a relief!

More time to concentrate
on the big game coming up!

Harvey, I really need
to talk to you.

(bell rings)
Oh, man.

I have to go to detention.

Time to show the others
how to play some b-ball!

And I thought I'd
created a monster before!

I've gotta stop this.

Wooh!

Wow.

Whoop!

Harvey, what is with this

hog-the-ball routine of yours?!

Like it, Coach?

I've got some more
really great ideas.

I think it's time
for a shake-up.

Starting with me as
the new team captain.

Oh, and I've been meaning to
talk to you about renaming the

team, something like
"Harvey's Hotshots".

Or maybe, just
"Harvey the Hotshot".

Well, Coach,
what do you think?

Somebody needs to fix
his attitude around here!

It takes a big man to
admit that, Coach.

I'm proud of you.

Now about the team line-up...

All the stuff I did to him,
make it just a passing whim!

Harvey?

You okay?

Yeah, yeah, I think I'm okay.

Oh, Harvey, that's great!

Except...

Except what?

I'm off the science fair team.

Coach just suspended
me from the big game.

And, tomorrow, the school
paper's coming out -- and I'm

on the front page.

In a sink.

Naked!

This is all my fault!

No kidding.

If you hadn't been so selfish--

I know, I know.

And cast that first
spell on Harvey --

Yeah.

Then screwed up
the second spell-

I was under serious pressure!

And got him suspended from the
team with the big game about

to start --

Salem! Enough!

I already know I'm the worst
person in the universe, okay?

Now that he's back to normal,
how do I get Harvey back on

the team?!

Hey, Sabrina...

You came!

I wanna support the team, but
I can't make myself go in...

I bet the Coach will
be very impressed.

The paper!

I'm dead!

Whoa!

That's more than I
needed to see.

I'll be the laughingstock
of the school!

I've got to get
the rest of them!

Too bad it's not
a baseball game.

They can stop those on
account of bad weather.

Salem, that's it!

And by the time
they reschedule it,

Harvey will be
back on the team!

I'll mess up the weather
and then they'll have to

stop the game.

Uh, wait!

Time out!

May I remind you that
basketball is an indoor game?

Don't stop me,
Salem, I'm on a roll!

'Weather-wother -
Worser - Bother!'

Sabrina, what's
going on in there?

Gee, Coach, is anything wrong?

Looks like the fire
sprinklers burst.

Never saw anything like it!

Wow, Harvey.

Too bad everyone's getting
soaked in there.

Oh, right!

Here, you can use
these to stay dry!

We're gonna have to
reschedule the game.

Uh thanks, Harvey.

This is very helpful.

Thanks, Coach!

Now that doesn't mean
you're back on the team.

You'll have to
earn your way back!

I wouldn't want
it any other way!

Harvey was the
research genius.

We'll never get the
research done in time!

Would this be helpful?

Harvey?!

I-I'm sorry
about the other day.

I got a little, Self-absorbed.

Oh, and good luck
at the science fair.

We don't need your luck.

We need you.

Harvey!

There you are!

Coach explained to
my teacher about

the papers getting ruined.

But I still have to work
extra-late to get this

edition out.

Sorry about that.

I don't know what
happened to me, Sabrina.

It was like I was under
a spell or something!

I mean, it's like I
wasn't even myself.

But you're back
doing the science fair,

right?

And Coach said he'd give me
a chance to play again,

if I earn it.

That's all going to
keep you pretty busy.

How about I bring
you a sandwich later?

This may cut into
our time together.

That's okay.

After all, all this stuff is
what makes you who you are!

You sure, Sabrina?

Trust me, Harvey.

I wouldn't have
it any other way!