Sabrina's Secret Life (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 22 - Time Flies - full transcript

Sabrina is excited when Maritza asks her to go to the Plain Brain concert, but when her aunts invite her on a trip to the hyper spa at the same time as the concert, Sabrina must make a hard choice! Sabrina finally phones the bad news to her crushed best friend and wishes she could go back in time and fix the situation. Just then, a large worm named Wiggles appears from the Netherworld to offer Sabrina a time travel watch so she can go to both the concert AND the hyper spa! Sabrina quickly buys it, and without reading the owners' manual, begins time traveling immediately. Sabrina goes to the concert - twice - and then onto the hyper-spa with her aunts. Despite Salem's warnings, Sabrina continues time traveling to fix all her problems. Exhausted from all the activity, Sabrina accidentally sleeps through the real concert and the hyper-spa trip! When she wakes up, she has aged dramatically. When she goes back in time again, Maritza is dating Harvey, and neither of them even recognizes her! She feverishly tries to time travel again, but the watch breaks in her hands. Sabrina explains everything as her aunts who quickly summon Wiggles. He explains that the owner's manual says quite clearly (in fine print) not to solve the same problem more than once. Sabrina's aunts take her to the Netherworld where she must go alone to see Father Time. She pleads with him to let her be a normal teenager again. When she explains that she's learned that avoiding a problem only makes it worse, Father Time is satisfied and sends Sabrina back to when Maritza first tells her about the concert. This time when Maritza offers her a ticket, Sabrina says she will have to ask first. A lesson has been learned!

♪ Who's making magic, making
magic, making magic ♪

♪ Who's making magic, making
magic, making magic ♪

♪ What's going on here,
something's not right ♪

♪ Who's making magic
now every night ♪

♪ Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light ♪

♪ Living Sabrina's
Secret Life. ♪

♪ Who's making magic
Who's making magic ♪

♪ Who's making magic
Sabrina's Secret Life! ♪

♪ Witch training lessons
now every night ♪

♪ Sabrina's Secret Life! ♪

[Sabrina:]
Okay, so what are we watching?



[Zelda:] It's a single
frequency crystal ball.

It allows us to see through
the mortal world into the

Netherworld through a
permanently opened link.

Cool.

Sort of like a satellite
dish.

Except you only get one channel.

Can I use it?

Of course you
can, but remember,

it's like an open phone line.

Others can see in here the
same way we can see there if

they're tuned into
our frequency.

Sabrina!

What's the most
coolest, most exciting,

most awesomest thing
that could happen to us?



No more school, ever!

No...

even better!

Better?

Got me!

Plain Brain is coming to
Greendale next weekend!

Oh yeah!

We have to get
tickets, like now!

I am way ahead of you.

I already asked my
parents, and they said yes!

I can't believe Plain
Brain is coming to Greendale.

My life is now complete.

Did you get the
tickets, yet?!

No, because I wanted
to make sure

your aunts will let you go.

Maritza, I'm not
a child anymore!

I'm fourteen, just like you!

[chuckle]

It'll be no sweat.

My cat senses say
you're up to something.

I have to tell Hilda and Zelda
that I'm going to the Plain

Brain concert with Maritza.

Tell?

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but
don't you think it would be

better if you
asked permission?

Puh-leeze!

Like they're going to
say anything but yes...

Sabrina, I'm so
glad you're home.

Zelda and I have great news!

So do I, but you go first!

Okay.

Remember the Netherworld
HyperSpa you've been talking

endlessly about?

What about it?

What about it?

Well, Hilda and I
pulled a few strings...

And we're all going
there this weekend.

What?

You really mean we,
as in the three of us?

No baby sitters,
no kid's section?

So what do you think?

We have to know now so we
can confirm the reservations.

I would absolutely love to...

Do I sense a "but"?

After all the work we went
through to surprise you?

No way!

I've wanted to go to
the Netherworld spa,

for like, ever!

Oh, I'm so excited.

We're going to
have the best time!

Just us girls...

I'll make the arrangements.

So, what's your news?

Oh, right...

Uh, I uh, got a B+ on
my history report...

Well, we're just going to
have to celebrate that over

magicberry
smoothies this weekend!

[both singing:]
♪ We can share more than
just magical things... ♪

♪ You can have my fries, and
I'll have your onion rings! ♪

[giggling]

♪ I used all my
allowance money. ♪

♪ No games or CDs for me,
'cause I'm going to see... ♪

♪ Plain Brain!

This concert is going to
be soooo cool and awesome.

I still can't
believe we're all going!

Best Friends For Life.

Here is your ticket, Sabrina.

What?

What's the matter?

You're still
going, aren't you?

Uh, well...

Hmmm.

Oh...

It's Plain Brain, right?

Only, like, the coolest
band in the whole world!

Whew!

You had me
worried for a minute!

I thought maybe
your aunts said no.

It's so great that they
treat you like an adult!

[gasp]

Oh no!

Oh no!

[clears throat]

Salem, I'm in such a mess!

I did something I
shouldn't have.

Okay, you've
peaked my curiosity.

Spill!

I promised my best friend I'd
go to a concert with her this

weekend, but I also promised
aunt Zelda and aunt Hilda that

I'd go to HyperSpa with them!

I can't be two places at once.

Maybe I'll pretend to be sick
and stay in bed all weekend.

Or, you could just break
the news to one of them

and get it over with.

Someone's gonna hate me.

Why did I over-commit?

[sigh]

Okay, whose
heart do -I break?

Maritza, who's my
B.F.F.L, or Hilda and Zelda,

my aunts, who may never give
me another chance to go to the

spa with them?

The way I see it,
best friends or not,

you owe it to Hilda and Zelda
who are always there for you.

You're right.

It's not going to dial itself.

[sigh]

Don't worry Sabrina,
I'm right here with you...

I got your back covered...

[Zelda:] Salem...

your dinner's ready.

...from the kitchen.

Plain Brain's
number one fan speaking.

Hey, Maritza.

It's Sabrina.

Oohhh!

I knew it was you!

I'm just sooo excited.

Do you know how much
fun we're going to have?

Oh...

I hope they sing
the Newberry song...

Sabrina, is everything okay?

I have some bad news, Maritza.

You didn't get into
a fight with Harvey,

did you?

No...

Maritza, I can't go to
the concert with you...

I promised my aunts
I'd go someplace

with them this weekend.

What about the
promise you made to me?

I'm so sorry, Maritza.

I'll call you
when I get back.

Yeah, sure.

Enjoy the...

[click, dial tone]

Hmmm.

So, how'd it go?

Terrible, lousy, awful.

I wish I could go back in
time and do it all over again.

Huh?

[gasp]

Young lady, I can make
that wish of yours come true.

Huh?

Huh?

Where did you come from?

From the
Netherworld, or course,

where magic is real and
dreams become reality.

I heard your plight through
the crystal ball that was

conveniently left open,
and came as fast as I could.

Which isn't easy
when you have no legs.

I'm here to make
your wishes come true.

What's the catch?

What would it be worth to
you to be able to zip back and

forth in time, to
relive and redo

the big events of your life?

Exactly, it
would be priceless.

I mean, who could put
a price on happiness?

Something tells
me this guy could.

Just think, you'll never be
held hostage again by the

hours in a day.

Forget to feed the cat?

No problem.

Hmm.

Easy for you to say.

Adjust the dial,
say the magic words,

ala-kazam and
presto, cat gets fed.

Miss a sale at the Galleria...

Adjust the dial and
say the magic words?

Bingo-bango-bongo, you're
getting that dress half price!

So I could go to the concert,
and then go back in time and

do the spa too?

Young lady, you can go
wherever you want to with this

little baby.

I'll take it!

Wait a minute, Sabrina, you
don't even know what it costs.

Yes I do.

He said it's priceless...

that means it's free.

If that were true, young lady,
I'd be living underground and

eating dirt.

It's not free, but the good
news is that it's only 200

Netherworld credits, and it
comes with a 100% money-back

guarantee.

Where do I sign?

On the dotted line.

Don't forget to
read the manual!

As if!

The print is so small!

I don't have a magnifying glass
and how hard can it be, right?

It's only magic?

It's not like
stereo instructions.

Uhhhh, I don't know
about this, Sabrina.

Ahhh!

Okay.

I'm going to go
back to Wednesday...

the day that I
messed things up.

Ala-kazam!

Hey Maritza, what's up?

What's up?

What is the most
coolest, most exciting,

most awesomest thing
that could happen to us?

Plain Brain is
coming to Greendale!

How did you know?

A little worm told me.

[laughs]

Oh, I hope they do "Lessons
That Matter" -- it's one of my

all time faves.

Mine, too!

[rock music and cheering]

All right!

Sweet!

You're the greatest!

I have to do this again!

Oh, I hope they do
"Lessons That Matter",

it's one of my all time faves.

Don't worry.

They will.

I would love to go to the
Netherworld Spa with you!

I think that I'll get
the foot massage next.

But Sabrina, we
don't have time.

I have all the
time in the world.

This is fantastic!

Only a few hours have passed.

Hmmm, I wonder what else
I can do with this watch?

Be careful with it.

You don't want to do anything
against the witch's oath.

Take it from me -- one minute
you're taking over the world,

the next, you're
coughin' up fur balls.

Give me a break, Salem.

The worm said I could--

He also said to
read the manual.

Maybe when I have some time.

That's what you have
most of, remember?

Look Sabrina, I don't want
anything to happen to you.

Don't worry, Salem, I'm
not into world domination...

but I do have plans...

C-, huh?

I think that we can do better.

The answer is Plain
Brain's new song,

"Beauty Pose."

Ahh!

Beauty Pose.

We have a winner!

Hey!

Now that's better!

Wow, that was a tough test.

I only got a C+.

You must've
studied really hard.

Yeah... well...

Did you get new shoes?

No, why?

You look taller.

I must've had a growth spurt.

See you tonight for
the Plain Brain concert.

Oh, Maritza, I've seen
them three times already.

What?

This is the first time
they've been to Greendale.

I mean I've seen their new
video three times already.

Thank goodness
it's the weekend!

It feels like I've been
going non stop for

the last two weeks.

You have.

That's right.

I've packed two weeks of
fun into less than 24 hours!

[yawns]

I'm just going to take
a little nap before the

concert...

[phone rings]

[phone rings]

[gasp]

The concert!

I'm going to be late!

You look terrible.

You're not aging well.

And you missed the concert.

And, you slept
through the weekend.

The whole weekend?

Yeah.

Zelda and Hilda
fed me dry cat food.

So, use your watch, and
do that voodoo you do.

Go back in time and whip
me up a tuna melt would ya.

Oh, no.

Maritza's gonna hate
me for standing her up.

Wait...

I just have to use the watch!

Ala-kazam!

[gasp]

We're going to have the
coolest time at the Plain

Brain concert.

What are you doing?

What are you talking about?

You stole my boyfriend!

Lady, I'm flattered, but
I'm not your boyfriend.

Lady?

What are you talking about?

I'm Sabrina, your girlfriend.

Oh no!

What happened to me!

I've gotta fix this,
I've gotta fix this.

Take me back, take
me back, take me back!

Aahh!

Omigosh!

It's broken!

What am I going to do?

Sabrina is going to have
so much fun at the spa.

[screams]

Who are you?

Aunt Zelda, it's me, Sabrina.

Sabrina?

What happened to you?

[screams]

I wanted to change the
problem I created so,

I kept going back in
time and changing things...

and then this happened.

I know I messed up.

Can you help me?

Wiggles the Worm said
you could choose it,

send him here to
face the music.

Hello, lovely ladies.

To what do I owe
this pleasure?

You sold our niece
a defective watch.

Even worse, you mislead her.

I did nothing of the sort.

I sold her a perfectly good
time-travel piece that...

Oh my gosh!

I know somebody who
didn't read the manual.

Look right here
in chapter 217,

subsection 39,
paragraph 42:

Under no circumstances should
said timekeeper do anything

that borders on
illegal activity,

nor should they correct a
situation more than once,

which will cause excessive
wear and aging on the

timepiece and the user alike.

[sigh]

I want you to change
her back to our cute,

loveable fourteen
year old Sabrina!

Well that's not really
my area of expertise.

What about this unconditional
money back guarantee she was

telling us about?

Of course, of course...

Wiggles the Worm is
a worm of his word.

We'll let the legal
department sort this out.

Just a few formalities here.

We'll get it taken
care of in no time.

Here it is!

What is this?

The refund form.

You've got to be kidding!

I'll probably croak
before I finish it!

Well, young lady, maybe
I can interest you

in a watch which can...

No!

I know this is no
time for a lecture,

but when mistakes happen,
you need to learn from them.

Face up to what you've
done, fix it right away,

and go on.

I wish I would've
thought of that before...

We're never going
to finish this!

I think we need to
call in a favor.

There it is!

Okay, you're
on your own now.

Why can't
you go with me?

This is something you have
to do for yourself, dear.

Oh...

[strained grunt]

Whooaa.

Whoooaaa!

You are Sabrina Spellman?!

I hardly recognized you!

Hmmm.

Looks like you've
been doing something

that you shouldn't have...

It's true.

I bought a time
travel watch...

From a worm named
Wiggles no doubt.

How did you know?

I know the past,
present and future.

What is, was and will be.

Can you help me get back
to being just a teenager?

Sabrina, what have
you learned from this?

I thought if I
could change the past,

then everything would be okay.

I realize now that the only
thing I needed to do was to

admit my mistakes.

I guess sometimes you just
have to face the problem,

or things just get worse.

Good.

Remember that.

Now I can send you back before
you accepted the watch from

the worm.

When, exactly, is up to you.

Father Time, if it's possible,
I'd like to go back to when

Maritza told me
about the concert.

Hey Maritza, what's up?

What's up?

What is the most
coolest, most exciting,

most awesomest thing
that could happen to us?

No more school ever?

No...

even better!

Better?

I have no idea.

Plain Brain is coming
to Greendale next week!

[screaming for joy]

We have to get
tickets, like now!

I am way ahead of you.

I already asked my
parents, and they said yes!

Oh wait...

Before I say yes, I want to
go home at lunch and ask my

aunts, just to make sure they
don't have anything planned...

and if not...

It's Plain Brain!

She makes mistakes.

So did we.

But she learns quickly.

Like me.

I was thinking like me...