Sabrina's Secret Life (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 15 - Spell-ing Bee - full transcript
It's Witch vs. Witch in the annual spell-a-thon, and Sabrina is determined she is going to cast the biggest and best spell of all. But she gets a little carried away and unleashes a gigantic rock demon (built out of rock, but with the personality of a "rocker") that threatens to destroy Greendale and expose the hidden Witch Academy to the mortal world. Cassandra and the two Witch Academy teachers (Mr. Snipe and Mrs. Magrooney) must band together with Sabrina and Salem to stop it.
♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪What's going on here,
something's not right♪
♪Who's making magic now every
night♪
♪Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light♪
♪Living Sabrina's Secret Life.
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
♪Witch training lessons now
every night♪
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
"Metal shelves
with sliding doors,
"Homework kept
that thrills or bores,
"Make a brute that
snorts and roars!"
Nicely done, Sabrina.
Your spell-casting has come a
long way since the beginning
of the year.
Huh?
Oh dear...
"Roaring beast
and sliding drawer,
Make you as you were before."
Nice try, Sabrina.
Watch a whole witch
complete a whole spell.
"Predator of claw and wing,
now become a living thing!"
A top-notch
transmutation spell,
if I do say so myself.
Aaahh!
Yuck!
Great news, everybody!
Our very own Greendale
witches' school has earned the
right to field a team of
student witches for the annual
Netherworld Spelling Bee!
Oh Mr. Snipe -- how marvelous!
The best spell-casting teen
witches from around the world
will be there.
Oh, wow!
I guess some witches might
get excited about going.
I suppose high scores in these
events are just too easy for
me.
The real accomplishment at the
Netherworld Spelling Bee is
not the individual
scores, Cassandra.
It's what school team has
the best combined showing.
Yes, that's what you
girls need to focus on.
You mean I have to
work with Sabrina?
You mean I have to
work with Cassandra?
Well, since you two are
the only student-witches in
Greendale, you
have to be the team.
There's no one
else to pick from.
So, what should we do for
our first joint incantation?
Transform something?
Maybe a levitation?
We'll have time
later for that rah-rah,
do-it-for-Greendale,
teamwork stuff, later.
I'm going to work on my
own spells right now,
with aunt Enchantra's
favorite coach as my tutor.
I might score enough on my
own to carry the whole team.
But what about what Ms.
Magrooney and Mr. Snipe said
about us practicing together?
We can do a couple of
simple tricks for the
joint-incantation
part of the competition.
It'll take five
minutes to work it out.
Fine!
Be that way.
I'll just work on my own
spells and beat you at your
own game!
Aunt Zelda, I need some help.
Cassandra and I have been
asked to be Greendale's team
in the
Netherworld Spelling Bee.
That's wonderful, darling!
Hilda and I have been
asked to be judges this year.
You know we're former winners.
So what advice do
you have for us?
Advice?
Oh, dear...
You'll have to ask your
Aunt Hilda about that.
Advice?
Well, I would have
picked a stronger teammate,
given a choice.
But how did you do it?
What was your secret?
Well, I knew we needed a
little something extra,
an edge to make sure our
spell would really sparkle.
And?!
Well, it might have bent the
rules just a little bit --
nothing I'd call
forbidden, but...
And so how did you do it?
What was your secret?
I knew we needed a
little something extra,
an edge to make sure our
spell would really make an
impression.
And?!
Well...
It's a grey area in
the rules, but --
I've tried Hilda's trick, and
I've tried Zelda's trick,
but the spells are still
coming out strictly second
rate.
The only surprise is that you
care about this silly contest.
I've got it!
I'll use both Hilda and
Zelda's tricks at the same
time.
Fine -- as long as you
do it... quietly.
"Tippecanoe 'n' Tyler, too.
Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo fly, shoo."
"From a canine to
an equine view!"
(horse neighs)
It works great!
So turn it back
and go to sleep.
Perfect spells take a lot
out of you. (tired groan)
I can't wait to show
Hilda and Zelda.
Okay, Sabrina,
hurry and show us.
We have to leave soon, or
we'll be late for the Spelling
Bee.
Okay.
"Tippecanoe 'n' Tyler, too.
Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo fly, shoo.
Make something old
into something new!"
Is that what I think it is?
Oh, Zelda, you didn't...
Well, what do you think?
I think we could
be in trouble.
What on Earth is going on?
Zelda, I hear you,
but I can't see you.
Are you invisible?
Oh no...
What happened?!
You said you'd
never use "Tippecanoe!"
You said you'd never
use "shoo fly shoo!"
Uh, "Twist and
turn them in a blur,
put them back the
way they were."
Where was I?
Same place I was --
only at different times...
What am I gonna do, Salem?
That's the best
reversal spell I know.
I don't know -- I kind
of like them like that.
Two fewer feet to
step on my tail.
We're judges!
We're expected by Enchantra
down in the Netherworld any
minute!
We can't go looking like this!
(doorbell rings)
Let me sees who's there.
Me first!
Here! Put this on.
Of course normally
I'd never come here,
but Mr. Snipe said your aunts
were supposed to escort us
down to the Netherworld.
Uh, right.
Uh, come on in.
Hilda, you remember
Cassandra, from school?
Of course, dear.
So nice to see you
again, Cassandra.
Uh, weren't there two of you?
Uh, yes...
Zelda.
Zelda!
She...
Well, she decided
to go on ahead.
Without us.
Yes!
Go on without us
and meet us there.
Glad we got that straight.
Whatever...
Great!
I'll just get my things.
I bet those guys
are our competition.
Will the judges please report
for their seat assignments.
We have to do something fast!
If we have to explain to
Enchantra why we're under this
spell, we could be
in serious trouble!
What's the big secret?
Oh, nothing...
Nothing at all!
Uh, why don't you go find your
Aunt Enchantra and say hello
to her?
It couldn't hurt our chances!
Hard to beat a timely suck-up
to a relative who happens to
be a judge.
Good thinking, Sabrina!
I didn't know
you had it in you.
There you are, Sabrina!
Cassandra.
Mr. Snipe!
Ms. Magrooney!
We came down to
support the Greendale team,
to cheer you on girls!
Show us what
you've been working on.
Working on...
Together...
Sa-lem!
Do something.
Like what?
Like something that will allow
you to return home in one
piece when this is over.
I'm gonna hate
myself in the morning.
Hey!
Mutt!
Slow boy.
Yeah, you.
You'll never catch me
if you try to chase me.
What in the world!
Hey!
Watch it!
Come on!
I wonder what they're up to...
That's far enough!
I'm going no further!
We have to reverse this spell.
Yes.
We simply have to think
through exactly what Sabrina
did.
Sabrina?
Well...
I did a three verse spell,
using Hilda's forbidden verse
-- Really, how could
you give it to her?
-- and Zelda's
"grey area" verse.
I guess I should be surprised.
Guys, this isn't helping!
Fine.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Let's all welcome the Queen
of all Witches -- Enchantra!
It's starting!
I think I've got it!
You'd better!
I knew she was up to something
-- just to show me up!
Reverse the three lines,
and we'll be back to normal!
Forbidden verses
aren't that predictable,
and you know it!
And I suppose you
have a better idea?
Okay!
I'll do it!
There's no time.
"Make something old
into something new.
Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo fly, shoo...
" Caught you, Sabrina!
There's some sort of trickery
going on so that you'll win
the contest!
Uh, "Tippecanoe
'n' Tyler, too!"
Aunt Hilda!
Aunt Zelda!
That's more like it.
That's great!
But where's Cassandra?
I'm back here, genius!
Oh, no...
Oh, yes.
Sabrina, look what
you got us into!
I had this thing won!
You can still
compete by yourself.
Just tell'em I went
home sick or something.
But we're entered as the
stupid Greendale team!
Oooooh!
Whooaa!
Aahh!
Girls!
Now is no time to fight.
The competition is starting.
Come on, Zeldy.
Let's undo what they did.
"Two they were,
though now they're one;
set apart what
they have done."
Somehow I think we're
still too much of a team.
Now what?
There's no more time!
We have to go be judges.
One of you cover up.
The other can still compete.
Quick, hurry to the dais
or your whole team will be
disqualified.
I can't be covered up - my
aunt Enchantra is going to be
there.
I guess that means
there's only one thing to do.
Where are they?
Don't worry.
I'm sure they're
practicing one last routine.
It's about time.
The 871st annual Netherworld
Spell-ing Bee is now begun!
From Lower Albonia,
Karpik and Marpik Speedle.
From the Leeward
Islands off Upper Greenland,
Anika Eesland and Horst Kugel.
From the Kabalistan
region of the Ur Emirate,
Kahleb and Cymta Ur.
And finally, from the
Greendale area of North
America -- -- I see
only one competitor.
Where is "Sabrina Spellman?"
Well, she was here
only moments ago.
Oh yes.
She wouldn't miss this
competition for the world.
Perhaps if we had dinner first
and had the competition later,
then we could --
Enough! We shall begin.
If Sabrina doesn't
arrive in time for her turn,
her team will suffer for it.
And now, the team
from Lower Albonia.
Well done.
Though I've seen the flower
vase bit a few too many times
over the centuries.
And now, from the
Leeward Islands.
Hooray!
Go team!
Leeward Islands rules!
Well done, Leeward Islands.
Though a ten foot cod wouldn't
be my first choice for a
sculpture garden.
And now, from the
somewhat warmer world of Ur.
What a shame.
A truly marvelous start.
Perhaps a bit too ambitious.
Have we found Sabrina?
No, Enchantra.
The rules are clear --
two students per team.
I am very disappointed in
this showing from Greendale.
We have to show
them the truth.
It's our only chance!
Here I am, Enchantra.
Fused together.
Do I detect forbidden
spells at work here?
Really, it was more like
an unreccommended spell.
Or two.
Yes.
Really, neither
girl was at fault.
No.
I was at fault.
I wanted to show
up my partner,
so I borrowed these spells.
I forgot that this competition
was supposed to be about
teamwork.
Fine.
Prove it.
Let's see the Greendale team
- however oddly constituted -
cast a spell together.
What have we got to lose?
Cassandra?
For Greendale?
For Greendale!
Okay, Sabrina.
For Greendale.
For Greendale!
Oh!
Do we have a decision?
They have the results!
Enjoy life while
you still can.
Individual honors go to
Anika Eesland of the Leeward
Islands.
Oh boy, by golly!
Total team points -- to
the team from Lower Albonia.
Aaahh!
Finally, the judges have
decided to offer a special
one-time prize for a unique
performance given in the
spirit of true teamwork.
It goes to the fused
girls from Greendale High.
You?
And you?
Meaning "Us?"
They did it!
Kind of...
I guess a little team
work actually paid off.
I guess.
But how are we ever
going to get separated?
It appears that Sabrina's
aunts used some clever bits of
spell-making to win their own
Spelling Bee 300 years ago.
So clever that the affects
are still being felt by their
niece.
Caught!
Red handed!
I believe any witches who are
that clever will be able to
find a remedy,
given enough time.
Thank goodness!
For what?!
Now it's our responsibility
to get this fixed.
Don't worry, girls.
There are only so many
combinations of words to try
before we find the
right spell to release you.
How many?
Let me put it this way,
don't start planning anything
special for summer vacation.
I think we may
actually beat Salem home.
Aaahhhh!
Somebody put a leash on
this vile creature...
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪What's going on here,
something's not right♪
♪Who's making magic now every
night♪
♪Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light♪
♪Living Sabrina's Secret Life.
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
♪Witch training lessons now
every night♪
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
"Metal shelves
with sliding doors,
"Homework kept
that thrills or bores,
"Make a brute that
snorts and roars!"
Nicely done, Sabrina.
Your spell-casting has come a
long way since the beginning
of the year.
Huh?
Oh dear...
"Roaring beast
and sliding drawer,
Make you as you were before."
Nice try, Sabrina.
Watch a whole witch
complete a whole spell.
"Predator of claw and wing,
now become a living thing!"
A top-notch
transmutation spell,
if I do say so myself.
Aaahh!
Yuck!
Great news, everybody!
Our very own Greendale
witches' school has earned the
right to field a team of
student witches for the annual
Netherworld Spelling Bee!
Oh Mr. Snipe -- how marvelous!
The best spell-casting teen
witches from around the world
will be there.
Oh, wow!
I guess some witches might
get excited about going.
I suppose high scores in these
events are just too easy for
me.
The real accomplishment at the
Netherworld Spelling Bee is
not the individual
scores, Cassandra.
It's what school team has
the best combined showing.
Yes, that's what you
girls need to focus on.
You mean I have to
work with Sabrina?
You mean I have to
work with Cassandra?
Well, since you two are
the only student-witches in
Greendale, you
have to be the team.
There's no one
else to pick from.
So, what should we do for
our first joint incantation?
Transform something?
Maybe a levitation?
We'll have time
later for that rah-rah,
do-it-for-Greendale,
teamwork stuff, later.
I'm going to work on my
own spells right now,
with aunt Enchantra's
favorite coach as my tutor.
I might score enough on my
own to carry the whole team.
But what about what Ms.
Magrooney and Mr. Snipe said
about us practicing together?
We can do a couple of
simple tricks for the
joint-incantation
part of the competition.
It'll take five
minutes to work it out.
Fine!
Be that way.
I'll just work on my own
spells and beat you at your
own game!
Aunt Zelda, I need some help.
Cassandra and I have been
asked to be Greendale's team
in the
Netherworld Spelling Bee.
That's wonderful, darling!
Hilda and I have been
asked to be judges this year.
You know we're former winners.
So what advice do
you have for us?
Advice?
Oh, dear...
You'll have to ask your
Aunt Hilda about that.
Advice?
Well, I would have
picked a stronger teammate,
given a choice.
But how did you do it?
What was your secret?
Well, I knew we needed a
little something extra,
an edge to make sure our
spell would really sparkle.
And?!
Well, it might have bent the
rules just a little bit --
nothing I'd call
forbidden, but...
And so how did you do it?
What was your secret?
I knew we needed a
little something extra,
an edge to make sure our
spell would really make an
impression.
And?!
Well...
It's a grey area in
the rules, but --
I've tried Hilda's trick, and
I've tried Zelda's trick,
but the spells are still
coming out strictly second
rate.
The only surprise is that you
care about this silly contest.
I've got it!
I'll use both Hilda and
Zelda's tricks at the same
time.
Fine -- as long as you
do it... quietly.
"Tippecanoe 'n' Tyler, too.
Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo fly, shoo."
"From a canine to
an equine view!"
(horse neighs)
It works great!
So turn it back
and go to sleep.
Perfect spells take a lot
out of you. (tired groan)
I can't wait to show
Hilda and Zelda.
Okay, Sabrina,
hurry and show us.
We have to leave soon, or
we'll be late for the Spelling
Bee.
Okay.
"Tippecanoe 'n' Tyler, too.
Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo fly, shoo.
Make something old
into something new!"
Is that what I think it is?
Oh, Zelda, you didn't...
Well, what do you think?
I think we could
be in trouble.
What on Earth is going on?
Zelda, I hear you,
but I can't see you.
Are you invisible?
Oh no...
What happened?!
You said you'd
never use "Tippecanoe!"
You said you'd never
use "shoo fly shoo!"
Uh, "Twist and
turn them in a blur,
put them back the
way they were."
Where was I?
Same place I was --
only at different times...
What am I gonna do, Salem?
That's the best
reversal spell I know.
I don't know -- I kind
of like them like that.
Two fewer feet to
step on my tail.
We're judges!
We're expected by Enchantra
down in the Netherworld any
minute!
We can't go looking like this!
(doorbell rings)
Let me sees who's there.
Me first!
Here! Put this on.
Of course normally
I'd never come here,
but Mr. Snipe said your aunts
were supposed to escort us
down to the Netherworld.
Uh, right.
Uh, come on in.
Hilda, you remember
Cassandra, from school?
Of course, dear.
So nice to see you
again, Cassandra.
Uh, weren't there two of you?
Uh, yes...
Zelda.
Zelda!
She...
Well, she decided
to go on ahead.
Without us.
Yes!
Go on without us
and meet us there.
Glad we got that straight.
Whatever...
Great!
I'll just get my things.
I bet those guys
are our competition.
Will the judges please report
for their seat assignments.
We have to do something fast!
If we have to explain to
Enchantra why we're under this
spell, we could be
in serious trouble!
What's the big secret?
Oh, nothing...
Nothing at all!
Uh, why don't you go find your
Aunt Enchantra and say hello
to her?
It couldn't hurt our chances!
Hard to beat a timely suck-up
to a relative who happens to
be a judge.
Good thinking, Sabrina!
I didn't know
you had it in you.
There you are, Sabrina!
Cassandra.
Mr. Snipe!
Ms. Magrooney!
We came down to
support the Greendale team,
to cheer you on girls!
Show us what
you've been working on.
Working on...
Together...
Sa-lem!
Do something.
Like what?
Like something that will allow
you to return home in one
piece when this is over.
I'm gonna hate
myself in the morning.
Hey!
Mutt!
Slow boy.
Yeah, you.
You'll never catch me
if you try to chase me.
What in the world!
Hey!
Watch it!
Come on!
I wonder what they're up to...
That's far enough!
I'm going no further!
We have to reverse this spell.
Yes.
We simply have to think
through exactly what Sabrina
did.
Sabrina?
Well...
I did a three verse spell,
using Hilda's forbidden verse
-- Really, how could
you give it to her?
-- and Zelda's
"grey area" verse.
I guess I should be surprised.
Guys, this isn't helping!
Fine.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Let's all welcome the Queen
of all Witches -- Enchantra!
It's starting!
I think I've got it!
You'd better!
I knew she was up to something
-- just to show me up!
Reverse the three lines,
and we'll be back to normal!
Forbidden verses
aren't that predictable,
and you know it!
And I suppose you
have a better idea?
Okay!
I'll do it!
There's no time.
"Make something old
into something new.
Flies in the buttermilk,
shoo fly, shoo...
" Caught you, Sabrina!
There's some sort of trickery
going on so that you'll win
the contest!
Uh, "Tippecanoe
'n' Tyler, too!"
Aunt Hilda!
Aunt Zelda!
That's more like it.
That's great!
But where's Cassandra?
I'm back here, genius!
Oh, no...
Oh, yes.
Sabrina, look what
you got us into!
I had this thing won!
You can still
compete by yourself.
Just tell'em I went
home sick or something.
But we're entered as the
stupid Greendale team!
Oooooh!
Whooaa!
Aahh!
Girls!
Now is no time to fight.
The competition is starting.
Come on, Zeldy.
Let's undo what they did.
"Two they were,
though now they're one;
set apart what
they have done."
Somehow I think we're
still too much of a team.
Now what?
There's no more time!
We have to go be judges.
One of you cover up.
The other can still compete.
Quick, hurry to the dais
or your whole team will be
disqualified.
I can't be covered up - my
aunt Enchantra is going to be
there.
I guess that means
there's only one thing to do.
Where are they?
Don't worry.
I'm sure they're
practicing one last routine.
It's about time.
The 871st annual Netherworld
Spell-ing Bee is now begun!
From Lower Albonia,
Karpik and Marpik Speedle.
From the Leeward
Islands off Upper Greenland,
Anika Eesland and Horst Kugel.
From the Kabalistan
region of the Ur Emirate,
Kahleb and Cymta Ur.
And finally, from the
Greendale area of North
America -- -- I see
only one competitor.
Where is "Sabrina Spellman?"
Well, she was here
only moments ago.
Oh yes.
She wouldn't miss this
competition for the world.
Perhaps if we had dinner first
and had the competition later,
then we could --
Enough! We shall begin.
If Sabrina doesn't
arrive in time for her turn,
her team will suffer for it.
And now, the team
from Lower Albonia.
Well done.
Though I've seen the flower
vase bit a few too many times
over the centuries.
And now, from the
Leeward Islands.
Hooray!
Go team!
Leeward Islands rules!
Well done, Leeward Islands.
Though a ten foot cod wouldn't
be my first choice for a
sculpture garden.
And now, from the
somewhat warmer world of Ur.
What a shame.
A truly marvelous start.
Perhaps a bit too ambitious.
Have we found Sabrina?
No, Enchantra.
The rules are clear --
two students per team.
I am very disappointed in
this showing from Greendale.
We have to show
them the truth.
It's our only chance!
Here I am, Enchantra.
Fused together.
Do I detect forbidden
spells at work here?
Really, it was more like
an unreccommended spell.
Or two.
Yes.
Really, neither
girl was at fault.
No.
I was at fault.
I wanted to show
up my partner,
so I borrowed these spells.
I forgot that this competition
was supposed to be about
teamwork.
Fine.
Prove it.
Let's see the Greendale team
- however oddly constituted -
cast a spell together.
What have we got to lose?
Cassandra?
For Greendale?
For Greendale!
Okay, Sabrina.
For Greendale.
For Greendale!
Oh!
Do we have a decision?
They have the results!
Enjoy life while
you still can.
Individual honors go to
Anika Eesland of the Leeward
Islands.
Oh boy, by golly!
Total team points -- to
the team from Lower Albonia.
Aaahh!
Finally, the judges have
decided to offer a special
one-time prize for a unique
performance given in the
spirit of true teamwork.
It goes to the fused
girls from Greendale High.
You?
And you?
Meaning "Us?"
They did it!
Kind of...
I guess a little team
work actually paid off.
I guess.
But how are we ever
going to get separated?
It appears that Sabrina's
aunts used some clever bits of
spell-making to win their own
Spelling Bee 300 years ago.
So clever that the affects
are still being felt by their
niece.
Caught!
Red handed!
I believe any witches who are
that clever will be able to
find a remedy,
given enough time.
Thank goodness!
For what?!
Now it's our responsibility
to get this fixed.
Don't worry, girls.
There are only so many
combinations of words to try
before we find the
right spell to release you.
How many?
Let me put it this way,
don't start planning anything
special for summer vacation.
I think we may
actually beat Salem home.
Aaahhhh!
Somebody put a leash on
this vile creature...