Sabrina's Secret Life (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 14 - Sabrina: Part Two - full transcript

Hilda & Zelda have been warning Sabrina about using magic she's not ready to use. Sabrina promises she won't, but she doesn't exactly keep that promise. Thanks to some spells that go awry, Sabrina ends up with a week's worth of detention - in both schools for the same days. Sabrina sees only one solution - to create another version of herself. Unfortunately, Sabrina II turns out... not... just... right... There's a screw loose somewhere in this doppelganger. In fact, it soon becomes clear, she's the bad Sabrina. To make things worse, Cassandra finds out and, thinking Sabrina is up to something, makes her own double (Cassandra II), which of course turns out to be a painful, problem causing goody-goody. So as the good Sabrina tries to make amends for past transgressions, and the bad Sabrina is out there committing more of them, the two Cassandras get in the mix and make things worse. Sabrina and Cassandra (each horrified at the "opposite" version of them) must together find a way to reverse the spells and set their reputations straight.

♪ Who's making magic, making
magic, making magic ♪

♪ Who's making magic, making
magic, making magic ♪

♪ What's going on here,
something's not right ♪

♪ Who's making magic
now every night ♪

♪ Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light ♪

♪ Living Sabrina's
Secret Life. ♪

♪ Who's making magic
Who's making magic ♪

♪ Who's making magic
Sabrina's Secret Life! ♪

♪ Witch training lessons
now every night ♪

♪ Sabrina's Secret Life! ♪

[Sabrina:] Blowdryers, curling
irons, gels and spray,



give my aunts a good hair day!

[screaming]

Come back, come back!

I can undo it!

I promise!

Sabrina, how many times do we
have to warn you about playing

with magic you're
not ready to use?

Broomsticks!

I sound just like my mother!

I'm sorry.

You're always
fussing about your hair,

so I thought I'd help you out.

I know I promised to stay
away from advanced magic,

but I was just
trying to help, really!



I won't try anything again
unless it's a real emergency.

I promise.

See ya this
afternoon, Cassandra.

Oh, hi, Sabrina!

Check it out!

I got a perfect
score on my math test!

So my mom said I could have
a little party after school

today to celebrate.

And you're invited!

Can you come?

Are you kidding?

Nothing could keep me away!

Nothing!

You're not going anywhere
until you get it right!

Your last assignment was
to practice your broomstick

volleyball skills.

It's Sabrina's fault...

She keeps getting in my way.

What?!

You keep hitting me
instead of the ball!

Silence you two.

Your broom work is atrocious!

The both of you!

Now, let's give it
our all, shall we?

Hmmm.

Watch and learn, Sabrina.

Here comes a hot one!

[strained grunt]

Oh, it's hot alright.

Huh?

Hmmm.

UH!

Yaaahhhh!

Aaahhh!

Whooooaaaaaaa!

Oh, my.

You need more
practice than I thought.

I'll see you back
here at five-thirty.

And I suggest you make
every moment count...

But, I'll miss--

Harvey's party!

Well, I don't care how much
trouble I'm getting into.

I'm not staying here when I
could be partying with Harvey.

I have to go ...

but I have to stay here!

I can't be in two
places at the same time.

Unless...

Doppelgangers!

What are you
babbling about now?

Doppelgangers.

They're like
identical doubles!

I memorized the
spell in one of my

aunts' book of advanced spells.

We can go to the party,
and not get into trouble.

Ahhh...

We'll conjure up
a pair of these,

dopple-whatevers to do
our practicing for us--

While we're having
fun at Harvey's party!

You have a
nasty, sneaky side.

And, I like it.

But, are we really supposed
to be using advanced magic?

Only in emergencies, and
getting to Harvey's party is

definitely an emergency!

It's a pretty intense spell.

So, we'll need
to get to work...

and fast.

Nice going, spell-head.

Magrooney will really
fall for this one...

...not!

They're not finished!

Ow!

Is that necessary?

Don't worry.

I didn't ruin your perfect do.

Hair is the finishing touch.

It's like science...

In this case, if our
doppelgangers are going to be

identical...

Huh?

...they have to have
the same genetic makeup.

I knew that.

Okay, take out your wand...

and repeat after me...

By the power of incarnation...

By the power of incarnation...

...share my soul
with this creation.

...share my soul
with this creation.

Bring life into
this lump of clay.

Bring life into
this lump of clay.

From one, now two.

From one, now two.

Hmmm.

[both:]
My wish obey!

Aaaahhhhh!

[gasp]

I can't believe
it actually worked.

I can't believe that a
nimrod like you actually
pulled it off.

That's what I said.

You're alright, girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah.

Tell me
something I don't know,

already!

Whoa, check out the
'tude on your twin.

She's not like you at all.

I'm Cassandra.

I'm going to call
you Cassandra 2,

as in number two, since
you'll never be number one!

I'm pleased to
meet you, Cassandra.

That's not
like you either.

Eh, it's close enough.

Come on.

We've got a party to go to.

You girls stay here and practice
broomstick volleyball.

You do know how
to play, right?

Of course.

We're
doppelgangers, not dummies!

We know everything you know.

Course that's not saying
very much, is it?

You don't
have to be rude about it!

Now it's very important you
both stay here and practice.

You don't want to
make me mad or ...

or-or else.

Got it?!

I am so shaking in my boots.

Promise me you
won't go anywhere.

Yeah, yeah, we promise.

Go have a good time.

We're just here to
serve and obey...

Now get out!

That other Sabrina
sure was snotty.

She's just assertive,
but that other Cassandra!

What a spineless wimp!

Maybe your spell got our
personalities mixed up...

Hard to believe, but
maybe you have a nice side.

And maybe you really do
have a secret nasty side.

Service!

Please, Sabrina 2!

I can't practice by myself!

Then don't.

And don't call
me that anymore.

My name is simply, Sabrina.

Wait!

Where are you going?

I need a wand.

But you can't leave!

You promised!

Promises are for losers.

I'm glad you made it.

I was worried you might have to
stay after school or something.

Not a chance.

I've got the whole
school thing under control.

My turn!

Why aren't you
girls practicing?

Well, I wanted to, but Sabrina 2
kinda told me that--

Sabrina 2?

What are you talking about?

What is all this?

Sabrina!

[chuckling]

You are dangerously close
to getting a detention ...

for a week!

Says who?

Huh?

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Aahhhhhhhhh!

What!

How dare you!

I-I'll [muffled cries]

Hey!

Come on girlfriend.

Let's blow this joint
and have some real fun!

[Sabrina 2:] All right, now
that I have the wand,

there's nothing stopping me
from being the real Sabrina.

[Cassandra 2:] But ...

what about the others?

The real us's.

We'll take care of them.

But, first, let's clean
things up around here.

[sigh]

I can't believe I went to all
the trouble to be here only to

watch Cassandra
dance with Harvey.

[Sabrina 2:]
Kalamazoo, Kalamazammer, put my
aunts into the slammer!

[Hilda:] Sabrina's done it
again!

Young lady?!

Let us outta here!

Something tells me that
Sabrina has broken her promise

about not using
advanced magic.

Salem, you weren't invited.

What are you doing here?

I'd be happy to tell you ...

outside.

You mean Sabrina 2 is plotting
to become the real Sabrina and

make me the doppelganger?

You got it, babe.

How could I be so evil?

I mean not me me ...

but her me.

I'm soooo glad you asked.

Well, my dear, you,
like everyone else,

have a dark side to
your personality.

Here we have the adolescent
emotional-hormonal quadrant.

In your case, it's about
the size of North America.

Huh?

Next we have the
fashion quadrant.

A bit overrated in
today's society,

if you ask me.

Now this one is
your moral center.

Conscience,
ethics, all that stuff.

Yours is pretty
well developed.

And here's the dark side.

What my old pal Ziggy
Freud called the id.

Yours used to be smaller.

But every time you
break a promise,

it grows.

It was the most active part of
your psyche when you cast the

doppelganger spell, so
Sabrina was created

from your dark side!

But I didn't really
break the promises,

I just sort of bent them.

What's the crime in that?

Now you sound like a lawyer.

Talk about going
to the dark side!

I get it.

But still, I'm not that
worried about Miss Sabrina 2.

I mean, how bad could she be?

Uhm ...

I'd say ...

pretty bad.

Out!

Huh?

What's gotten into-- [gasp]

Aaaahhh!

Oof!

Hmmm.

May I have this dance?

Uh, well--

You don't
really have a choice.

Hey!

What's going on here?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You must be Cassandra 2.

Don't bother with
the spineless wonder.

We've got bigger fish to fry.

That wasn't nice!

Tough tofu, girl.

We've got a big problem
and her name is Sabrina 2!

She makes me look
like an amateur!

[screams]

Remember, whatever she's up to,

you're going to get the blame!

Aaahhhh!

I tried to tell 'em,
but would they listen?

Nooooo.

Okay, Mr.
Warlock-who-knows-everything.

What do we do now?

Um, you give the mortals a
quick forgetfulness spell --

And then, run and get help.

Hey!

Huh?!

Sabrina!

Let us out of
here this instant,

or you'll be grounded for
the next five hundred years!

Yes, Aunt Hilda.

I can't undo it.

Of course you can.

It's your magic.

Well, not exactly.

Yeah, it was Sabrina 2!

She did all this.

Huh?!

I think you had
better start explaining,

young lady.

And, right now.

I blew it.

Cassandra and I
made doppelgangers.

[gasp of horror]

But, they came out backwards.

Mine was all mean and nasty and
hers was all sweet and nice.

This isn't good.

She'll try to go to the
Netherworld and replace you.

Oh, no!

That means she probably
took Harvey there, too!

If you don't stop her,
you'll never see Harvey again,

or get rid of Sabrina 2!

There's only room
for one Sabrina in

the world of witches.

If she's still around
when the spell wears off,

you might be the one
going away for good!

How can that be?

You broke one of the
cardinal rules of witchdom:

creating a doppelganger
for illegal, immoral or
unethical purposes.

I've already given her
the lecture on moral.

Right now, can we worry
about fixing the problem,

please?

Go to the Netherworld.

Find Sabrina 2 and Harvey.

Send Sabrina 2 back to limbo.

Then her spells
will be broken.

Oh yeah, sounds
like a piece of cake.

Come on, girls!

Cassandra, if
you were Sabrina 2,

what would you do now?

Oh, that's easy.

I'd buy a more powerful
wand so I could turn you into

dragon dung.

Thanks... I think.

Let's check out
the wand shop...

Ha!

Think you've got me now?

Think again!

Catch me if you can, losers!

[alarmed ribbits]

What'd you do that for?

Forget the frog!

Get Sabrina!

[ribbits]

But, this is Harvey.

Isn't he dreamy?

Whoooooaaa!

Accessorizing is everything!

Aahhh!

[cackles in delight]

Watch out, she's got a wand!

Aahhhh!

Sabrina!

It's a trap!

[gasp]

That takes care of her...

leaving me free to be
all the me I can be.

We have to see if
Sabrina's all right.

Wait.

I'm starting to really
like this new Sabrina,

and it looks like
she's going to win.

[sad little ribbity croaks]

Well on the bright side, I
still have eight lives left...

Soon to be seven!

Aaahhhh!

End of the line
for you, Sabrina 2.

Oooof!

OW!

Hey, watch it!

Let's see how you like people
breaking off parts of you.

No wait!

I just...

Enchantra!

My, my.

What have we here?

You got here just
in time to save me,

Enchantra!

I know I
shouldn't have done it.

But I called up a doppelganger
and now she's trying to get

rid of me!

You've got to stop her!

She's lying!

Quiet!

We're staying out of this!

But I'm the real Sabrina!

For once, I have
to agree with her.

She's put a spell on my Salem!

[strained grunt]

Don't let her
get away with it,

Enchantra, please!

And please, get me down!

No more magic, I promise!

Look!

She even broke the
wand off your statue!

But--

I'll take that.

Now do you girls understand
why we have strict rules

against calling up
doppelgangers without an

extremely good reason?

And that means
you two Cassandras!

Front and center, please!

I don't like this
world, Aunt Enchantra.

The people aren't
very nice here.

Can I go back now?

Of course, dear.

Good riddance.

Put a lid on it, niece.

I'm not very happy
with you right now.

[gasp]

I think it's time our other
doppelganger went back from

whence she came.

Let me do it!

But I'm the real Sabri--

Aahhh!

Ohh!

You knew she wasn't me?

Of course, dear.

Look how she couldn't
help but break her promise.

No more magic, indeed!

I haven't done so well in
that department, either.

Well, hopefully
you'll learn from it.

Now you'd better get going.

You and Cassandra have to
free Ms. Magrooney and beg her

forgiveness, and that
may take some doing.

[groans]

Ugh, hey, wait a minute!

It was Sabrina's idea!

You created your
doppelganger, Cassandra,

not Sabrina, now you
have to pay the price too.

Wait!

What happened to Harvey?

Ribbit!

Oh, Harvey.

How do I break the spell?

Think about it.

[snickering]

Ew!

Oh, well...

He looks better than some
of the boys in my class.

Oh...

[strained grunt]

[strained grunt]

Good game, girls!

Okay, you're done for the day.

Wow, how exciting.

We just played for fifteen
hours straight because of your

lame doppleganger.

Thanks Sabrina.

Thanks for nothing.

And they say cats are catty?

If only we could have
kept the other Cassandra!

Life would have been
so much simpler...

Hey!

Maybe we could get her back!

Wanna cast a spell
with me, maestro?

No way!

I thought you
promised--

[laughs]

Oh, ya got me.

[laugh together]