Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 8 - Field Trippin' - full transcript

I can't believe it!

A Bubblegum Girls concert,
right here in Greendale.

I have got to look exactly right.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Please! Make it stop! I'll talk! I'll talk!

I killed Miss Plum in the library
with a candlestick!

Yeah, uh-huh.

Hey! Salem, what's your damage?

I'm just getting in the mood
for the concert tonight.

"If You Chew My Bubblegum"
is only the hottest song...

...by the Bubblegum Girls...

...who just happen to be the hottest
girl group on the planet.



I know. It's a great song.

That's why I couldn't just sit by
and allow it to be slaughtered.

Honey, when it comes
to being hip to the tunes...

...I am the man.

Now, I do hope you remembered
to include your favorite kitty...

-...when you were buying the tickets.
-Tickets?

I spent all my allowance
on these outfits...

...and I forgot to buy the tickets!

The details! You never
pay attention to the details!

Crazy idea here, but go with me.

What do you say we leave
the nagging for another time...

...and maybe concentrate
on fixing the problem?

-Fine. I'll just call Murray.
-Murray?

Murray, the licensed scalper goblin,
at your service.



Scalper goblin?

Huh?

Oh, mock me if you will, missy...

...but I happen to supply discount tickets
to all the big events.

Any universe, any dimension.

All major food groups,
organisms and species.

Now what'll it be?

Can you get me a ticket
to the Bubblegum Girls concert tonight?

Uh, two tickets.

Uh, let's see. I got great seats
to the creation of the world.

I can get you a seat
on the space shuttle.

Front row seat at every Star Wars
premiere for the next 40 years.

But the Bubblegum Girls,
sorry kid, sold out.

Uh, however I happen
to know that my cousin...

...Lenny the licensed ticket agent
in the real world...

...has a couple he's holding back.

It'll cost you,
but it's your only hope.

But in the real world,
tickets cost money.

And I don't have any money.
What am I going to do?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to find a way to make money.

I'll mow the lawn, I'll wash cars,
I'll paint the house!

Agh!

Who wants a healthy,
hearty bowl of my prune oatmeal...

-...to start the day?
-Thanks anyway, Quigley.

We'll just whip something up
for ourselves.

Hello? Oh, hello Mrs. Fantuzzi.

What?

You say you need someone
to chaperone your twins...

...on their second grade field trip
to the art museum?

And you're wondering if Hilda or Zelda
might be available?

-The twins!
-Red alert!

You'll pay them 35 dollars?

I'll do it, Mrs. Fantuzzi! Okay.

Uh-huh. In one hour. Bye!

Yes! Sabrina Spellman is on her way
to the Bubblegum Girls concert!

Sabrina, you've never baby-sat before.

Trust me, the Fantuzzi kids
aren't for first-timers.

Let me put it this way.
I baby-sat for Ivan the Terrible...

...when he was little.
Ivan was an easier gig.

Sabrina, for once,
you might want to listen...

-...to the voices of experience.
-Chill, Uncle Quigley.

They're just a couple of little kids.
How much trouble can they be?

This is gonna be so cool.
I'll invite Harvey to come with me...

...and that way I get quality time with him
and the money for the concert tickets.

Harvey! Over here!

Hey, thanks for saying yes
to hanging with me...

...while I do the baby-sitting thing.

Yeah. Well, I figured you
could probably use some help.

Little kids can be weird.

Like whenever I have to
watch my cousin Ralphie...

...he always wants to pretend like he's this
intergalactic asteroid smasher.

I have to be the asteroid.

Ralphie's pretty hefty for his age.
It can be painful.

Oh, hi, Sabrina.
You're a real lifesaver.

I gotta get to work.

I gotta track down a giant stick
of exploding bubblegum.

Ah, don't ask. I'll be back at 5!

James and Dean have
my cell phone number.

Say hi to Sabrina, boys.

Hi, Sabrina.

Thanks for chaperoning us.

You're welcome.
And this is my friend Harvey.

Hello, Harvey.

Forget your cousin Ralphie.

This baby-sitting gig
is going to a piece of cake.

Okay, a really wet piece of cake.

-I think we're in over our heads, Sabrina.
-No, we're not.

You think they tunneled out?

Maybe you better go see.

Okay. But the way this
is shaping up...

...I'm getting the feeling
you're gonna owe me.

No! Wait!

Oh, yeah. You're gonna owe me.
Big time.

Oh, no!

Coming through!

No running in the museum!

Well, we were just trying
to catch up to--

The darn audiotape tours.
They, uh, go so fast. It's hard to keep up.

Oh, don't play games with me.

If I see any more of your horseplay,
I'll call your parents and you're out of here.

Understand?

What's up with you,
shutting me up like that?

It's my first time doing this.

I just don't want to look like
the world's lamest baby-sitter, okay?

-Whoa!
-Aah!

This is starting to make
Cousin Ralphie look good.

You keep an eye out for the guard.
I'll grab the twins.

Oh, please let me get this right
the first time.

This is for you,
you rude little dudes.

Something to completely change
your attitudes.

Huh?

I think we can head the twins off
if we go this way!

Huh?

Blue! I love blue!

Especially when we put it
all over everything!

Oh, no you don't.

Um-- Um, a spell.

I've got to come up with a spell.

You're at a museum
but you're too much trouble.

So, begin to fit in, um,
on the double!

Got you!

Please, tell me that didn't just happen.

Please, tell me I didn't just zap Harvey
and the twins into oblivion!

I don't know where we are
or how we got here...

...but boy are you gonna be in trouble
when I get my hands on you!

Ah, good, I zapped them into a painting.

How is that good?
How am I going to get them out of this?

How am I going to get out of this?

This is turning into a nightmare.
Why didn't I listen to Hilda and Zelda?

Ha-ha-ha!
- Huh?

No, wait! Come back!

Huh? Oh, I, uh, just wanted to....

Is this a paint by numbers
or connect the dots?

Don't push your luck, kid.

Finger, don't fail me now.

Impressive, Spellman.

Something you did actually worked!

Okay, now where did they go?

Do you refer
to the two petite savages?

Ah! I brought the
whole painting to life?

Those dreadful children
have smashed my umbrella.

And ruined my hat!

Stepped on my bébé!

Oh, and if all of that
wasn't bad enough...

...the little monsters
grabbed my eclairs and--

Sorry, don't have time
to listen to the rest of it.

See you!

And then they ran off...

...that way.

Please let me land someplace soft!

Boy, the things I do for Sabrina.

This is the freakiest museum
I've ever been in.

Hey, Harvey. Up here.

Bet you can't catch us!

Man, that creeps me out
when they both talk together like that.

Come to think of it, them running upside
down like that is pretty creepy, too.

Don't make me come up there.
Uh, down there!

I'm really starting to hate you guys.

Ah, yes. And here we have
a wonderful example...

...of skewed perspective.

It looks like the people
in the picture are moving.

Yes, yes, it does. What?

The doctor was right.

I need to go back on my medication.

Ow!

Huh?

Aah! Hey, I said I wanted to land
someplace soft, not someplace damp.

And why am I not in the same
place Harvey and the twins are?

Sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.

Really. I was, um, just looking for....

You haven't you seen
two really rotten little kids...

...and a really cute boy
come through here, have you?

I'll take that as a yes.

Whoa.

Did you see
which way they went?

Hope you don't mind if I don't hang around
to listen to the rest of this.

Sheesh, why is it so hard just to get
a little information out of people?

Whoa!

Oof!

Where did those little brats go?

Finally! They they are!

If somebody had just
given me directions...

...I wouldn't have had to waste so much
time looking in the wrong places.

Let's eat until we get a tummy-ache.

Yeah, and then let's cry
and tell Mommy Sabrina said we had to.

All right, you two.
You're busted. Drop the spoons.

Okay. That does it!

You guys are gonna be sorry now!

Hang on, Harvey. I'm coming!

I hope.

Don't do it, Hilda said.
Trust me, Zelda said.

And what did Sabrina say? No.

I don't have to listen,
I know better than everybody.

And then where did Sabrina land herself
and her best friend Harvey?

Not to mention two really nasty
little kids?

In very deep doo-doo.

Oh, no!

Harvey? Are you in there? Hello?
Can you hear me?

Uh-- Uh, art speaks to me.

Harvey? James? Dean? Anybody?

Harvey? James? Dean?

And here you see
one of pop art's greatest works.

Whoa!

Oof!

It's my personal favorite.
The potato soup can.

There's a girl in my soup can!

Yoo-hoo, little girl?

Okay, the important thing
is not to panic.

Maybe Mrs. Fantuzzi
and Harvey's parents will understand.

After all, how many people can say
their kids are in great works of art?

Oh, wow. I'm losing it. Big time.

- Attention.
- Huh?

It is now 4:50. The museum
will be closing in ten minutes.

-Yee-ha!
-Ya, ya! Woo!

Get off me! Sabrina,
I'm gonna get you for this!

Okay, you two, get ready
for your black and blue period.

Sabrina! There's something
I need to tell you.

Not now, Harvey.
I'm busy taking care of business.

- Hey!
- But, Sabrina--

Later, Harvey,
don't have time to listen right now.

Hey! No fair! You're bad!

Trust me, so are you.

That's why you're going to have
a really big time out.

You're going to sit down and--

Sabrina, run!

Uh-oh, should have listened!

Harvey, follow me!

Ugh! If we make it out of this,
remind me never to speak to you again!

I understand.

If we get out of this,
I certainly have no intention...

...of ever listening to myself again.

You've got to nail it
this time, Spellman.

Water fast and water deep,
sweep us out onto our feet.

Ouch.

-Sabrina, wha--? What just happened?
-Well.

Gosh. Hmm.

You know,
I was wondering the same thing.

The museum
will be closing in five minutes.

Whoa, and I never got to see
that new, um, thingy...

...that they have, uh, over there.

Be right back.
Want to see the water buffalo again?

Oh, no!

All right. The party's over. I hope.

Huh?

Maybe nobody will notice.

So, what you're saying is,
it was a new virtual reality exhibit...

...that was supposed to make you feel
like you're actually in the paintings?

Yeah. Cool, huh?

Yeah. But it gave me this weird pain
between my shoulder blades.

So did you boys have fun?

Yes, except for when
the buffalo chased us.

And Sabrina made us jump in the river.

Uh-oh.

Ah, ha, ha, you two
and your wild imaginations.

I hope they weren't too
much trouble, Sabrina.

No, it was a piece of cake.

Shouldn't you be getting
ready for the concert?

Not going. Everything was so crazy.

Not only am I exhausted...

...I forgot to get my babysitting
money from Mrs. Fantuzzi.

-No way to get a ticket.
-Oh? And why's that?

Okay, I admit it. You were right.

Those kids were total nightmares...

...and I should have listened
to the voices of experience.

Now I'm gonna go upstairs
and soak my finger.

And thanks for not saying,
"I told you so."

Oh, we wouldn't do that.

Told you so.

Very cute.

Aah! It's you!

Hello, Sabrina.

Thank you for taking us
to the museum.

We want to go again.

-Soon!
-Ha-ha-ha!

They haven't stopped talking
about it since we left.

You've turned them into real art lovers.

Personally,
I would have gone with tree frogs.

The radio station I work for is doing
a Bubblegum Girls promotion.

Remember this morning I was on my way
to pick up exploding bubblegum?

Ha, ha! A prop for the concert.

So here's your pay and as a bonus
for doing such a good job with the twins...

...here are four-front row tickets
for tonight!

Wow. I mean, wow!

Ooh!

Ah, forget it.

Freaks.