Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 63 - Key to My Heart - full transcript

Sabrina has a crush on Dave, her new piano instructor. She is devastated when she learns that he already has a lady in his life, Melinda. Sabrina is so jealous that she casts a spell to hurt Melinda's career so Dave can focus on her. It isn't until Dave abandons his own dreams to help Melinda does Sabrina realize what she has done. Sabrina has to give up something important to her in order to restore things to normal.

[PURRS]

♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪

♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪

♪ SO GET UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪

♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪

♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪

♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪



♪ GET HAPPY ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

HA HA!

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT

♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪



Chloe: THIS IS THE LAMEST
FIELD TRIP EVER.

IF YOU DON'T COUNT THAT 4-HOUR
TOUR OF THE PENCIL FACTORY.

I BLOCKED THAT ONE OUT.

SHH! LET'S MOVE ALONG.

NOW, HERE WE SEE
STRAIGHT FROM PARIS

THE INSOUCIANT,
YET MARVELOUSLY FOCUSED

MEANING OF LIFE.

I HATE TO BREAK IT
TO YOU, MR. BIDDLE,

BUT THAT'S A FORK.

THIS IS NOT SIMPLY
A FORK, YOUNG MAN,

THIS IS ART.

LOOKS LIKE A FORK.

THAT'S TOTALLY A FORK.

Harvey: NOW THIS, I LIKE!

[BRITISH ACCENT]
MMM, IT DOES HAVE
A CERTAIN SENSE NEGATIVE SPACE,

BUT IT LACKS THE IRONY
OF, SAY...

WHOO-HOO!
CHECK ME OUT!

HARVEY, GET DOWN FROM THERE!

HOW CAN YOU BE SO
IMMATURE--WHOA!

Harvey: WHOA! UH,
WHERE'S THE OFF SWITCH
ON THIS THING?!

OF ALL THE--CHILDREN,
GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!

Sabrina: WHOA!

AAH!

IT'S TIME FOR
A MAGICAL SLOWDOWN!

CHILDREN!

AAH!

I HAVE A FEELING
THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE GOOD.

NNN...OOF

Sabrina:
BUT IT WASN'T MY IDEA.

HARVEY JUST JUMPED
ONTO THE SCULPTURE,

AND THEN, I GUESS
I GOT SWEPT AWAY.

THIS KNIFE IS KINDA DULL.

REALLY, SABRINA,

TO PLAY AROUND ON SUCH
AN IMPORTANT OBJECT OF ART.

WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT
ABOUT IT?

IT JUST IS.

UH-HUH.

ART IS VERY IMPORTANT,

AND THE FACT THAT
YOU DIDN'T ENJOY
YOURSELF TODAY...

NO, NO, I HAD
A LOT OF FUN.

A MUSEUM IS NOT
THE RIGHT PLACE

FOR THAT KIND
OF FUN.

THAT'S NOT
THE POINT OF--

THEN WHAT IS THE POINT?
YAY!

IT'S A MATTER
OF RESPECT.

WELL, MR. BIDDLE
DIDN'T EXACTLY SHOW US

A WHOLE LOT OF RESPECT.

HE TREATED US LIKE
A BUNCH OF SILLY KIDS.

[ALL CHEER]

[FRENCH ACCENT]
I REGRET I HAVE
BUT ONE LEAFY STALK

TO GIVE FOR MY SALAD.

WELL, UNFORTUNATELY,
WHAT YOU AND HARVEY DID

ONLY PROVED HIM RIGHT.

YOU SEE MY POINT?

I GUESS SO.

BUT I'VE DECIDED
NOT TO PUNISH YOU.

INSTEAD, I WANT TO
GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY.

I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THIS.

VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

I'VE ENROLLED YOU
IN PIANO LESSONS.

NOW, ISN'T THAT
EXCITING?

P-P-PIANO LESSONS?!

NOOOO!

HA HA!

[ALL GASP]

SACRE BLEU!

[PLAYING FUR ELISE]

[STOPS PLAYING]

HELLO?

OH, IS SOMEONE THERE?

[GASPS]

AH, YOU MUST BE SABRINA.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I GET A LITTLE CARRIED
AWAY SOMETIMES.

WELCOME.
I'M DAVE MANNING,
YOUR NEW PIANO TEACHER.

I'M SURE YOU'RE EAGER
TO GET STARTED.

PLEASE SIT DOWN.

JUST A MINUTE.

BEFORE WE START PLAYING
THIS, UM...

PIANO?
THANK YOU. PIANO.

I SHOULD PROBABLY TELL YOU
THAT I'M HERE UNDER PROTEST.

THIS WAS ALL
MY UNCLE'S IDEA,

AND I REFUSE TO BE
EXCITED, HAPPY, INTERESTED,

RESPECTFUL, OR OTHERWISE.

NOW, YOU SEEM LIKE
A REASONABLE PERSON.

LET'S JUST GET THIS
OVER WITH.

WELL, THEN, OK.

LET'S START
WITH A SCALE.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE IT A TRY?

HUH? OH.

WELL, IF I MUST.

[PLAYS SCALE OUT OF TUNE]

GREAT! OK, I'M ENRICHED,
I'M ENLIGHTENED,

I HAVE A WHOLE NEW
APPRECIATION FOR ART,

SO CAN I GO HOME NOW
IF I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD GIRL?

OH, I SEE. THIS LESSON
IS A KIND OF PUNISHMENT?

I SORTA TOOK
A TEENY-WEENY JOYRIDE

ON THE BIG MOBILE
AT THE GREENDALE MUSEUM.

I GOT BUSTED.

HA HA HA HA HA.

WELL, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME.

I'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH.

NO, I'M SO SORRY.

THAT WAS RUDE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.

I WASN'T MAKING FUN.
I JUST THINK THAT'S
PRETTY HILARIOUS.

YOU DO?

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
I GOT 3 WEEKS OF DETENTION

FOR PAINTING A MURAL
ON THE GREENDALE JUNIOR HIGH
CAFETERIA WALL.

YOU DID? NO WAY!
THAT WAS YOU?

THAT CAFETERIA WALL
WAS LIKE, A LEGEND.

WOW. I'M AMAZED
IT'S STILL THERE.

I SUPPOSE IT'S
A SORT OF BANNER

TO THE ARTISTIC
CONTRIBUTIONS I MADE

TO GREENDALE
JUNIOR HIGH.

I'M SO TOUCHED.

UM, THEY PAINTED OVER IT
IN, LIKE, 1995 OR SOMETHING.

OH, WELL, THAT
DOESN'T MATTER.

THE POINT IS THAT
THAT PAINTING MEANT
SOMETHING TO ME,

AND ART SHOULD BE
ENJOYED.

YEAH.

I THINK THAT ART
SHOULD REACH OUT

AND SAY SOMETHING
TO YOU.

ME, TOO. I TOTALLY AGREE.

OTHERWISE,
WHY IS IT THERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING
THAT IT'S OK TO PLAY
TARZAN ON THE ARTWORK

AT THE MUSEUM, BUT I BET
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET

THE WAY THAT SCULPTURE
MADE YOU FEEL.

WOW. YOU'RE RIGHT--I MEAN,
THAT'S WHY I WAS SO BORED
YESTERDAY,

BECAUSE THE MUSEUM GUY,
MR. BIDDLE,

WAS MAKING ALL THE ART
SOUND, LIKE, SO SERIOUS,

AND LIKE WE WERE SUCH
DUMB LITTLE KIDS

THAT COULDN'T POSSIBLY
UNDERSTAND IT AND...

AND YOU THOUGHT
THAT IT WAS JUST...

COOL!

COOL. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE
THE OTHER TEACHERS.

HOW DO I SOUND?

I DON'T KNOW. COOL.

WELL, YOU'RE FUN TO TALK TO.

YOU'RE A VERY SMART GIRL.

SMART ENOUGH
TO LEARN THE PIANO?

MMM, NICE TRY.

OK, LET'S FORGET ABOUT
THE SCALES FOR NOW, OK?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST
LISTEN TO ME PLAY

AND IN YOUR HEAD,
FOLLOW ALONG

AND IMAGINE A REALLY
COOL STORY TO GO ALONG

WITH WHAT I'M PLAYING?

UM, OK, WHY NOT?

[PLAYING LIVELY
BAROQUE MELODY]

[WHINNIES]

HA HA HA HA!

WOW.

SEE? NOW, THAT'S
NOT SO BAD, IS IT?

NO, ACTUALLY,
THAT WAS PRETTY AMAZING.

YOU'RE AMAZING.

SO I'LL SEE YOU
NEXT WEEK?

OH, DEFINITELY.

♪ SABRINA ♪

Man:
BUT I MUST GO.

IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN
THAT YOU WERE THE SECRET
TWIN SISTER

OF MY BROTHER'S
EX-SISTER-IN-LAW,

PERHAPS THINGS COULD HAVE
BEEN DIFFERENT!

MANFRED, PLEASE...

MY PLANE LEAVES
FOR BUENOS AIRES

IN HALF AN HOUR.
I MUST GO.

MANFRED, WAIT!

ARE YOU LEAVING ME
FOR PENELOPE?

KISS HIM! KISS HIM,
OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!

OH, JEEZ! HOW BLIND
CAN YOU KIDS BE?!

[SOBS]

HELLO, DEAR FAMILY.
WHY SO GLOOMY?

IT'S A BEA-U-TIFUL DAY!

SABRINA,
WHAT HAPPENED?

DID YOU SKIP
YOUR PIANO LESSON?

NO WAY!

IN FACT,
I'M NEVER SKIPPING

ANOTHER PIANO LESSON
AS LONG AS I LIVE.

SO, YOUR TEACHER
ISN'T BORING?

BORING? HA!

HE'S A GENIUS!

DAVE AND I
TALKED ABOUT MUSIC,

THE ARTISTIC SOUL,
AND ABOUT CLASSICAL PIANO.

AND DID YOU KNOW THAT DAVE SAID
WITHOUT CLASSICAL MUSIC,

THERE'D BE NO OPERA OR BALLET,
OR SNEAKER COMMERCIALS AND--

THIS DAVE PERSON SEEMS
TO HAVE MADE QUITE
AN IMPRESSION ON YOU.

YOU DON'T MEAN THIS DAVE?

THAT'S MY DAVE!

I MEAN,
UM, THAT'S HIM.

THAT'S DAVE.
YOU KNOW, JUST DAVE,

NO BIG DEAL. YEAH.

UNCLE QUIGLEY, CAN WE GO
TO THE CONCERT TONIGHT, PLEASE?

I THINK
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

WE HAVEN'T DONE
SOMETHING CULTURAL
TOGETHER AS A FAMILY

IN A LONG TIME.

OK, ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT.
TIME TO GO.

EVERYBODY GET READY.
WE'RE GOING NOW.

WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.
LET'S GO!

SABRINA,
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

IT'S WONDERFUL
TO SEE YOU DISPLAY

A WHOLE NEW SENSIBILITY
OF REFINEMENT AND TASTE.

YEAH, YEAH, HOP TO IT.
LET'S GO, PEOPLE.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
MOVE ALONG.

YOU'VE GOT A CRUSH
ON YOUR PIANO TEACHER.

I'D HARDLY CALL IT A CRUSH.

WE TALKED ABOUT PIANO,
MUSIC, AND ART,

AND HE WENT
TO GREENDALE, TOO,

AND WE HAD
THE SAME GYM TEACHER

AND THE SAME
ENGLISH TEACHER

AND I BET WE HAD
THE SAME LOCKER,

AND THE SAME MATH BOOK,

AND I THINK SOMEDAY,
WE'LL GET MARRIED

AND LIVE IN PARIS
AND BE ARTISTS

AND NEVER GET JOBS,
AND WE'LL SIT IN CAFES

AND DRINK CAFFEINATED
BEVERAGES,

AND WE'LL HAVE A PET FERRET
AND--SALEM!

I HATE MUSICIANS.

OH, COME ON.

YOU'RE NOT STILL SORE
ABOUT THAT BEETHOVEN THING.

I'LL NEVER FORGET
THAT BEETHOVEN THING.

[COCKNEY ACCENT]
COR! YOU LADIES
ALL LOVE ME, DON'T YOU?

UNDERSTANDABLE, ANYHOW.

I MEAN, I'M THE GREATEST
MUSICIAN IN THE WORLD.

"I'M THE GREATEST
MUSICIAN IN THE WORLD."

NYAH.

OI, SERVANT!

GIVE US A BIT
OF A CLEAN-UP!

YEAH, MY FOURTH SYMPHONY
WAS A BIT OF ALL RIGHT.

QUESTION IS,
HOW DO I TOP MYSELF?

I'LL NEED A RIFF.

I'VE GOT IT!

[PLAYS FIFTH SYMPHONY INTRO]

OH, LUDWIG,
YOU'RE A GENIUS!

THAT WILL GO DOWN
IN HISTORY!

YEAH, BABY, I KNOW.

[BELCHES]

BEG YOUR PARDON, LUV.

CREEP.

PERHAPS I SHOULD
ACCOMPANY YOU
TO THIS CONCERT,

CHECK OUT THIS DAVE
FOR MYSELF.

THERE HE IS!

I MEAN, COOL.

WHATEVER. THERE HE IS.

EVERYONE SIT DOWN
AND DON'T DO ANYTHING
EMBARRASSING.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[GASPS]

NUTS!

WHAT'S WITH SABRINA?

I THINK SHE'S DEVELOPED

A SUDDEN PASSION
FOR MUSIC.

SABRINA, WHAT
A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.

BREAK YOUR LEGS--

I MEAN, UH, GOOD LUCK
TONIGHT. HA HA.

AH, THESE FLOWERS
ARE BEAUTIFUL.

YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY
MY FAVORITE STUDENT
EVER.

YOU MEAN IT?

ABSOLUTELY.

I HAVE TO ADMIT,
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

OK, A LOT NERVOUS.

I MEAN, THERE ARE SO
MANY IMPORTANT PEOPLE
HERE TONIGHT,

BUT THESE FLOWERS LET
ME KNOW THAT YOU'LL BE
OUT THERE

THINKING GOOD THOUGHTS
FOR ME.

YOU KNOW I WILL.

JUST REMEMBER,

AS LONG AS YOUR MUSIC
MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU,

YOU'LL PLAY GREAT.

OH, IT'S NOT JUST ME
WHO'S PLAYING TONIGHT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET
THE CELLIST FOR THIS
EVENING?

WOW. SURE. WHERE IS HE?

OH, WELL,
SHE'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

ACTUALLY,
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.

[GULPS]

OH, SURE, GIRLFRIEND.

I HAVE LOTS
OF GIRLFRIENDS, TOO.

WE GO TO THE MALL TOGETHER,

AND WE GO TO MOVIES,
DO OUR NAILS...

[CHUCKLES]

MELINDA AND I ALWAYS
MAKE A POINT TO DO
OUR NAILS SEPARATELY.

MELINDA, CAN YOU COME
OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE?

I WANT YOU TO MEET
MY FAVORITE PIANO STUDENT.

DAVID, DARLING, DO YOU
KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

OH, LOOK AT YOU.
YOUR TIE IS ALL WRONG.

DAVID, DIDN'T YOU EVEN
COMB YOUR HAIR?

ARE YOU TUNED UP YET?
ARE THE REVIEWERS HERE?

MELINDA, SHH, CALM DOWN.

THERE'S SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.

SABRINA?

SABRINA?

LET'S START, OK?

CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT HORRIBLE CELLO PLAYER?

SHE'S GOING TO RUIN DAVE.

JUST LOOK AT HER.
SHE PROBABLY STINKS.

ME-OWW.

GRR!

[STEAM WHISTLES]

YEOW! SABRINA,
CAN WE SKIP
THE STEPHEN KING MOMENT?

Dave, voice over: WHY DON'T
YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME PLAY

AND IN YOUR HEAD,
FOLLOW ALONG AND IMAGINE
A REALLY COOL STORY

TO GO ALONG WITH
WHAT I'M PLAYING?

HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!

[GASPS]

THERE. THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

DAVE,
CONGRATULATIONS!

THANKS.

THAT WAS REALLY AMAZING.

A CULTURAL MARVEL,

RIGHT HERE
IN GREENDALE!

Salem: BEETHOVEN, WAS IT?

HACK.

I MEAN, HECK.

HECK OF A SHOW.

TOP DRAWER.

IF I HAD A THUMB,
IT WOULD BE UP.

SABRINA, DID YOUR CAT
JUST TALK?

MEOW?

MUST BE MY NERVES.

ANYWAY, THANK YOU ALL,

BUT I NEVER COULD HAVE
DONE IT

WITHOUT MY VIRTUOSO CELLIST.

OH, POOKIE, NO, YOU'RE
THE REAL TALENT UP THERE.

OBVIOUSLY.

UH...OH. I ALMOST FORGOT.

MELINDA, THIS IS
MY FAVORITE STUDENT
SABRINA SPELLMAN.

SABRINA, THIS IS MELINDA,

THE BRILLIANT CELLIST
YOU JUST HEARD TONIGHT.

OH, WERE YOU PLAYING,
TOO? I DIDN'T NOTICE.

SABRINA, ARE YOU
FEELING ALL RIGHT?

PEACHY.

GOOD NIGHT, KIDDO.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK IN CLASS.

IT'S GETTING LATE,
KIDDO. LET'S GO.

DON'T CALL ME THAT.

WHAT'D I SAY?

I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA

OF WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH SABRINA.

Sabrina: THESE ICE CREAM
SUNDAES WERE A GREAT IDEA.

AFTER THAT CONCERT,

I'M WAY TOO EXCITED
TO SLEEP.

Uncle Quigley: I CAN'T
TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM
THAT YOU LIKE THE PIANO,

BUT I THINK MAYBE,
MAYBE YOU REALLY
LIKE YOUR PIANO TEACHER.

I MEAN, DO YOU REALLY
LIKE YOUR PIANO TEACHER?

LIKE HIM?
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

I DON'T LIKE HIM.

I--I...OH, I LOVE HIM,
UNCLE QUIGLEY!

IT'S TRUE! I WANT TO
SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!

DAVE MANNING
IS THE MAN FOR ME!

HONEY, YOUR FRIENDSHIP
WITH DAVE

IS WONDERFUL
AND IMPORTANT,

BUT YOU CAN'T CONFUSE
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING
WITH LOVE.

BUT IT FEELS LIKE LOVE...

I--I THINK.

I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE
TOO YOUNG FOR THAT
RIGHT NOW,

AND DAVE IS AN ADULT

WITH A VERY NICE
GIRLFRIEND.

BLECCH!

SABRINA, LISTEN,

WHEN YOU'RE OLDER,

THEN YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE
WHO'S YOUR OWN AGE

WHO HAS SIMILAR
INTERESTS.

BUT WE HAVE
THE SAME INTERESTS,

AND HE SAID I WAS THE BEST
STUDENT HE EVER TAUGHT.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT
HORRIBLE CELLO PLAYER...

WELL, YOU KNOW
THAT SHE HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.

DON'T TRY TO GROW UP
SO FAST.

LOVE CAN BE
VERY PAINFUL.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I'M LOSING IT HERE.

HONEY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?

YES, BUT EVEN
IF I DIDN'T LOVE HIM,

WHICH I DON'T,

I MEAN, I DO, I THINK.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT MELINDA PERSON
DOESN'T RUIN HIM.

WELL, IT'S GOOD TO BE
CONCERNED FOR A FRIEND,

BUT MAKE SURE YOU
KNOW ALL THE FACTS.

IT COULD BE THAT
THIS MELINDA IS VERY
IMPORTANT TO DAVE.

MM-HMM.

WILL YOU GIVE SOME
THOUGHT TO WHAT
WE TALKED ABOUT?

YEAH. THANKS, UNCLE QUIGLEY.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY
KNOW HOW THIS FEELS?!

THIS IS AGONY!

I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF THAT MELINDA MY WAY...

WITH MAGIC.

MMM, WHAT'S
THE MATTER, TUBBY?

CAN'T FLY AWAY
WITHOUT YOUR
TAIL FEATHER?

MMM...OH, YES!

LUNCHTIME!

SALEM, WAKE UP.
YOU'RE DREAMING.

HUH? OH,
WHY'D YOU WAKE ME?

I WAS ABOUT TO PUT
THE FINISHING TOUCHES

ON A CHUBBY,
ONE-LEGGED CANARY

WITH AN OVERACTIVE
THYROID.

OH, SORRY.

ARE WE STILL PINING
FOR OUR TWINKLE-FINGERED
YOUNG MUSIC MAN?

SALEM, IT ISN'T ME I'M
WORRIED ABOUT. IT'S DAVE.

THAT AWFUL CELLO LADY
IS GOING TO RUIN HIS LIFE.

HE ONLY LIKES HER BECAUSE
SHE'S A GREAT MUSICIAN.

OH? WHAT IF SHE WEREN'T
A GREAT MUSICIAN?

I'M LISTENING.

REPEAT AFTER ME.

[PLAYS CELLO]

Salem: PARK PLACE,
BOARDWALK, MARVIN GARDENS.

Sabrina: PARK PLACE,
BOARDWALK, MARVIN GARDENS.

HUH?

Salem: ENCHANT THIS CLAIM
BEFORE IT HARDENS.

Sabrina: ENCHANT THIS
CLAIM BEFORE IT HARDENS.

[PLAYS OUT OF TUNE]

WHAT?

[THUNDER]

[GASPS]

SO ALL MELINDA'S
MUSICAL TALENT

IS NOW STUCK
IN THIS LITTLE JAR?

YEP. BETTER LET ME
HOLD ONTO IT

FOR SAFEKEEPING.

[DOOR SHUTS]

[PLAYS ROCK 'N' ROLL TUNE]

YEAH, BRING ON
THE GROUPIES!

HEE HEE HEE.

[PLAYS OUT OF TUNE]

DARLING, WHAT'S WRONG?

THAT'S NOT
WHAT WE REHEARSED.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M TRYING, I REALLY AM.

WELL, STOP PLAYING.

I'LL GO ON WITHOUT YOU.

I CAN'T. I'M TRYING.
I CAN'T.

[GASP]
[GASP]
[GASP]

[SOBS]
I'M SORRY!

HMM. I THINK
THOSE TWO CAN FORGET
ABOUT EUROPE NOW.

DAVE, OH,
YOU POOR THING.

YOU MUST BE
COMPLETELY
BUMMED OUT.

WHAT? OH, SABRINA,

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE HERE
FOR THAT FIASCO.

SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT.

THAT'S OK. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE WONDERFUL,

BUT THAT CELLIST OF YOURS,
SHEESH, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO
DUMP HER.

SABRINA, JUST BECAUSE
SOMEONE MAKES A MISTAKE

DOESN'T MEAN
YOU SHOULD ABANDON THEM.

BUT WHAT IF SHE RUINS
YOUR CHANCES FOR FAME?

I MEAN, YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY
TO EUROPE AND...

BUT I WOULDN'T DREAM
OF GOING TO EUROPE
WITHOUT MELINDA.

WE'RE A TEAM.

BUT DID YOU HEAR HER
TONIGHT? I MEAN...

EXCUSE ME,
I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE,

BUT I REALLY NEED
TO FIND MELINDA.

SHE MUST BE HEARTBROKEN
OVER WHAT HAPPENED.

THIS WAS HER BIG SHOT, TOO,
AFTER ALL.

OH, SURE, WELL,
I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

[SIGHS]

WHY SO GLOOMY,
SWEETHEART?

OH, NO REASON.

UM, IS SALEM AROUND?

HE SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT HAVING A GIG
AT A JUKE JOINT

IN THE BOOGIE DOWN.

[GASPS]

[SALEM PLAYS ROCK-A-BILLY]

GET LOST, SHORT STUFF.

YOU'RE CRAMPIN' MY STYLE.

SALEM,
I NEED THAT BOTTLE.

CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M USING IT RIGHT NOW?

IN FACT, I'M WORKIN' IT!

I'M ON FIRE, DADDY-O!

LISTEN, DADDY-O,

YOU GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE,

OR I'LL TURN
YOUR STRAY CAT STRUT

INTO A HURT CAT LIMP.

[ALL HISS]

WELL, SINCE YOU PUT IT
THAT WAY...

Salem: BEFORE YOU LET
THE POWER IN THAT BOTTLE GO,

I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW
ONE POSSIBLE, LITTLE GLITCH.

WHATEVER IT IS,
I DON'T CARE.

I THOUGHT I'D FEEL GOOD
AFTER MELINDA
SCREWED UP,

BUT I FEEL TERRIBLE.

I JUST ENDED UP
HURTING DAVE.

IT'S LIKE I DON'T
RECOGNIZE MYSELF.

AND NEITHER WILL
DAVE MANNING.

HUH?

WHEN YOU RELEASE
THE POWER IN THAT BOTTLE,

MELINDA'S MISERY
WILL BE GONE. GET IT?

HER MISERY?

YOU MEAN, ME?

WELL, NOT YOU, JUST YOU
AND DAVE MANNING.

IF WE GIVE IT BACK,

DAVE WILL THINK HE NEVER
MET YOU AT ALL,

THEN FOR HIM, NONE
OF THIS EVER REALLY
HAPPENED. GET IT?

YOU MEAN HE WON'T
KNOW ME ANYMORE?

BINGO.

WELL, OK,
LET'S TRY IT.

I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D WANT TO FIX IT

SO THAT THE MOST WONDERFUL
FRIEND I EVER HAD

DIDN'T KNOW ME ANYMORE,

BUT THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.

B&O RAILROAD,
4 UTILITIES,

RESTORE MELINDA'S
LOST ABILITIES.

[THUNDER]

Sabrina: UNCLE QUIGLEY,

HOW COULD YOU LET ME
SLEEP SO LATE?

WHERE'S THE NEWSPAPER?
CAN I SEE IT?

CAN I PLEASE, PLEASE?

YOU WANT
THE FUNNIES, DEAR?

NO, THE ART SECTION.

WHEW.

SOMETHING GOOD?

OOH, LET ME SEE.

OH, MY,
HOW EXCITING!

TWO OF GREENDALE'S
OWN MAKE IT BIG.

IT MAKES ME PROUD
TO BE A GREENDALIAN.

YEAH, PROUD.

YOU'RE GOING
TO MISS DAVE

WHEN HE GOES TO
EUROPE, AREN'T YOU?

UNCLE QUIGLEY,
I WAS REALLY IN LOVE,

AT LEAST,
I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS.

I DON'T KNOW,

AND I GUESS
THAT YOU WERE RIGHT,

THAT DAVE IS AN ADULT
AND I'M A...KID.

BUT THEN, I GOT SO JEALOUS
OF MELINDA

THAT I WAS THE ONE
WHO MADE HER PLAYING
STINK LAST NIGHT,

BUT THEN SALEM FIXED IT ALL,

BUT NOW DAVE WON'T EVEN
KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE.

SABRINA,
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU USE YOUR MAGIC TO
SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE THIS.

MAGIC IS
THE EASY ANSWER,

AND THERE ARE
NO EASY ANSWERS
TO HARD QUESTIONS.

I THINK I FIGURED
THAT OUT.

I'M SORRY, UNCLE QUIGLEY.

HEY, DO YOU WANT
TO GO TO DAVE'S
CONCERT TONIGHT?

I THINK WE CAN STILL
GET TICKETS.

SURE, THEN I COULD
SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIM,

OR HELLO OR SOMETHING.

[APPLAUSE]

THESE ARE FOR YOU.

WELL, THANK YOU.

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL.

DID YOU ENJOY
THE CONCERT TONIGHT?

OH, DEFINITELY.

YOU SEE, I HAD THIS
REALLY GREAT TEACHER

WHO TAUGHT ME A LOT
ABOUT MUSIC

AND ART AND LIFE,

AND HE ALWAYS SAID

THAT MUSIC
SHOULD MOVE YOU,

AND YOUR MUSIC
REALLY MOVED ME.

I'M SO PLEASED YOU THINK SO.

IT'S SO NICE TO MEET
A YOUNG PERSON

WHO'S SO INTERESTED
IN MUSIC.

THANK YOU.

SABRINA.

SABRINA. ARE YOU SURE
WE HAVEN'T MET BEFORE?

YEAH.

WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I NEED TO FIND MY CELLIST.

WE HAVE TO GET READY.

WE LEAVE FOR PARIS
IN THE MORNING.

WAIT!
YES?

DID YOU WANT ME
TO SIGN YOUR PROGRAM?

WOULD YOU MIND?

I'D BE HONORED.

"TO THE CHARMING SABRINA:

MAY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TAKE YOU
TO BEAUTIFUL PLACES,
DAVE MANNING."

BEAUTIFUL MUSIC,
BEAUTIFUL PLACES.

THANKS.

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