Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 62 - Wiccan of the Sea - full transcript

[PURRING]

♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪

♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪

♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪

♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪

♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪

♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪



♪ GET HAPPY ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

HA HA!

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪

♪♪♪
[surf rock]



♪ When summer starts
and school is done! ♪

♪ We head for sand ♪

♪ and sea!
And sun! ♪

♪ So catch a wave and
follow meeee -- ♪

♪ We're goin' where
the tuna's free! ♪

♪ A place where there's no
blues allowed! ♪

♪ And you won't see
a single cloud! ♪

♪ Feel the sand
between your toes! ♪

♪ And rub that
sunblock on your nose! ♪

♪ We're go-in to the beach! ♪

♪ Oooh wa ooh wa! ♪

♪ We're go-in to the beach! ♪

♪ At the beach your
dream's in reach! ♪

♪ Ooh wa ooh wa! ♪

♪ We're go-in'
to the beach! ♪

♪ Shaved ice is a
dollar each! ♪

♪ At the beach you
lose your cares! ♪

♪ But watch out for those
big brown bears ♪

♪ Better re-apply the
suntan lotion! ♪

♪ After swimmin'
in the ocean! ♪

♪ Get some seaweed
in your hair! ♪

♪ Perpetuate a
"red-tide" scare! ♪

♪ There's some things
schooling' just can't teach! ♪

♪ Ooh wa ooh wa! ♪

♪ Like just how much we
love the beach!! ♪

♪ Hellooo?
Sabrina? ♪

Ms. Spellman?

Ms.
Spellman?!

Ms. SPELLMAN!

Huh?

[mumbling]

Erg.
It's still winter?!

It is where are, Sabrina.

Maybe you'd like to join us
here on Earth.

You were humming rather
loudly.

Is today's subject matter
boring you...?

Cha, hey Ms. Drononanon.

It appears 'ol Bernard
got his tongue stuck

to a snowman again.

Bernard!

Get away from my snowman!

You're getting spit all over
it!

Fifth time this winter.

How many times will Bernard
take that bet!?

Don't you worry
little guy.

Once we melt the snowman's
head you'll be just fine.

[mumbles]

If you ask me, you doctors
removed the wrong head!

Bernard when you get out of
the hospital you're buying me

a new snow man!

Argh!

Will this winter never end!?

I'm so sick of freezing every
day!

You can't even take your
mind off the cold by doin'

after school activities!

Just look at what happened to
the track team!

Ugh, Someone..brr
p-p-please..get me.. down..

I can't wait for summer!

what I wouldn't give for just
one hour at the beach,

lying in the sun, sippin' an
icy lemonade.

Ah, Findin' cool seashells,
the smell of cocoanutty suntan

lotion, toes in the sand, nose
in a good book.

Sure Sabrina!

I'd love to join you for some
Hot Chocolate!

Hi Sabrina how was school?

Great! It's your turn
to shovel the walk!

Man it's cold out here!

B-But-

Don't worry Sabrina. I'll help.

You will?!

Sure!

I'll go start the hot
chocolate!

Huh-boy.

Oh Man.

That's it! I am officially
done with winter!

I'm done with freezing
and shoveling snow

and slipping on ice.

I want out!

Easy snowflake!

Unless that steam coming outta
your ears alters the Earth's

axis, I count about five more
months of winter left!

I won't make it!

Just an hour.

One hour of summer, at the
beach,

just to remember what it was
like. That's all I ask.

"That's all you ask"...who?

Let's not kid ourselves.

We both know who..

I just wanna frolic in the
ocean. Just for one hour!

Who's with me --?

For those who can't take
winter's cold,

and want to put their
lives on hold,

they'll travel to
a summer's day,

and spend one hour in
fun and play,

The ocean's waves are
where you'll be,

where you can swim
beneath the sea!

But heed the sand in
this hour's glass

or this will be your
journey's last

For when the last
grain falls apart

You can only leave from
the place you start.

Chloe! Salem! We did it!

Look at this place.

It's paradise!

And look I already found a
seashell!

I hate to pop the blue lagoon
musings but,

anybody get what Spooky was
talking about?

Sure.

When the hours up we gotta
leave from the place we

started, right here, or I
guess we can't get home...

Worse things could happen.

I love it here!

Yeah. It's not like we're
gonna go anywhere else!

This is the only place there
is!

C'mon! We only have
an hour to enjoy it!

Last one in the water's a
rotten egg!

And that's no yoke!

Yeehahh!

Whoa!!!

Sheesh.

I think someone tied my
shoelaces together.

Uh..Sabrina..

I got news for ya.

We aren't wearing any shoes,
we're mermaids!

Spooky's spell!

He said we'd frolic under the
sea!

I just wanted to spend
an hour on the beach

and he turned us into Mermaids!

Hahahaha!

I guess your hour
"by the sea",

ended up being an hour
"IN the sea!"

Oh sweet momma jamma do you
two look silly!

Yeah, well you better scope
out your own scaly booty,

fishboy!

Huh?

Holy mi vida loca!

I'm a catfish!

Ughh.

I don't wanna be a sea
creature!

They have to live in the
ocean.

It's wet in the ocean and it's
just a big rest stop for fish.

I'm not goin' in!

You may not have a choice
Salem!

I don't know about you two,
but I'm drying out!

I gotta get in the water!

I'm baking like a fish stick!

I'm with you!

You can't leave me beached!

I'm a feline fish fillet!

I need moisture!

Oh hoa, ooch!

Sand hot, I miss my fluffy
tail!

Ahhh.
That's better.

Man. We gotta get back
in an hour, O.K.?

I'll never get my driver's
license with this thing

How would I ever
work the pedals?!

Hmm? O.K. so this isn't
exactly the day at the beach

we had in
mind,

But It's only for an
hour. Besides how many times

in our lives can we enjoy
being mermaids?

Yeah.

I guess there's worse things
than lazily wading in the

warmth of a serene tidal
pool on our own private

tropical paradise.

Yeah. There's worse
things...Like..well,

getting creamed by
a tidal wave!!!

Did I mention I'm not a
strong swimmer?

I'm comin' Salem!!

Hang on!

We'll save you!

Gasp!
Hurry!

I don't know how much longer I
can hold my breath!

Hey.
Wait a minute Salem.

You just took a breath.

And..and we..
we're talking...we..

We can breath under water!

That's right! We're
mermaids! WhoooHooo!

If you ask me this
half kittyhalf fishy

dillio is unnerving.

I have this overpowering urge
to bite my own tushy.

Dizzy.

Under-water world...
spinning.

Well we may as well enjoy it
cuz it's only for an hour!

And the hours runnin' out
fast!

And let's not forget we gotta
leave from that same little

island so we better start
lookin' for it!

Not so fast there finny-feet!

There is a plus to livin'
under water.

Just about the freshest sushi
a kitty could hope for!

Sorry little guy.

But it's the law of the
undersea jungle.

The big fishy eats the little
fishies. Hee hee.

[chomp]
Mmmm!

I-I meant all fish
should stick to worms...

Salem!

Sabrina!
The amulet!

Oh no!

We gotta find that fish!

Without that amulet, we're
fishy friends for ever!

And Salem -- in that big
fish!!

Where'd they go -?!

Huh!

Yaaahhhgghh!

Check that!
Shiny thing!

Queen Stingy like shiny.

Maybe not eat us if we give to
her!

Shi-i-i-ny!
Go-o-o-d.

Sea food gumbo, sea food
sandwiches,

sea food salad, sea food
pizza,

sea food casserole --

Well, this is different.

I can honestly say I never
thought I'd be swallowed

whole by a fish.

Well, not so soon anyway.

Sniff, sniff, ooooh Yuck.

Do you think they make
breath mints for fish?

Cuz if they do I say we invest.

Hmm.

I thought I got eaten cuz I
look so sweet and tasty.

But seeing you two proves this
leviathan has no taste!

Salem?!

Where' you get the light?!

Look around!

It's like a wet and stinky
mini-mall inside this fish.

This fish has been bingeing!

Look it's the necklace that
that old lady tossed overboard

at the end of that giant ship
disaster movie!

No wonder the ol' litterbug
tossed it.

It's plastic!

Ooh boy would Leo be angry
after all he went through!

Hey look!

The long lost lyrics to "Louie
Louie".

Hey!

It's the feather that Gump guy
lost!

Look you two!

The scavenger hunt's fun, but
we gotta get outta here and

find that amulet or we're
gonna be storing our

schoolbooks in Davey Jones
locker.

Davey Jones?

Is he that new kid in
class who looks like

he was in Menudo?

Whoah!
What was that!?

Feels like Moby Dick here got
eaten by an even bigger fish!

It would serve him right!

Ah, I don't like the sounds
of it!

Let's figure a way outta here!

Hey check this!

I saw this ridiculous idea in
a cartoon once!

Hmpf!
Cartoons.

They'll rot your brain you
know!

AhAh --

Hang on everyone.

She's gonna blow!

AhAh -- !!!

Hello.

-Hello.

Seafood pasta, seafood shake,
seafood chowder,

seafood dip...

Well. We're trapped in a net.

Any thoughts?

Me have thought.

Me think me not want to be in
net.

Uh-kay Fish-lips..any
thoughts besides not wanting

to be in a net?

Wait a minute!

I have an idea!

My sea shell!

Good job Chloe!

The kid came through!

We must thank you too.

Giffilte here.

Very important.

Our people will repay you.

Come!

Hey.
There she is!

Hail Chloe!

Hail Chloe!

Hail Chloe!

Man!
I could get used to this!

To thank you for saving life
of me and Gil,

we've decided to make you the
new ambassador of Gilville.

[applause]

Thank you
thank you.

As your ambassador I
promise uh..free seaweed

for everyone..

I say..uh, let 'em eat
uh... steak!

Hey man..she's kiddin' right?

Cuz I don't see the humor
O.K.?

Yeaaayyy!

Chloe!
Hail our new ambassador!

Yes, adore me.

Thank you!

Salem, Sabrina don't be shy!

You can adore me too!

Sheesh I'm surprised they
found a crown that was big

enough for Chloe's newly
inflated head.

Look, Mr..Fish-person guy, we
gotta get outta here.

We gotta find something --

Must wait!

We still have musical
number.

Musical num-

You underwater.

Many adorable sea creatures
around.

Music number a must...

Look I'm sure we don't have
time for any mu--

♪♪♪
[calypso music]

♪ The ocean floor which
is fathoms deep! ♪

♪ The music's so loud! ♪

♪ The sharks can't sleep! ♪

♪ Can't sleep. ♪

♪ Might as well..keep
going..forward. ♪

♪ Water must flow
through Gills. ♪

♪ Sea slugs twistin'
with no spine ♪

♪ Accidentally on porpoise
you sure feel really fine. ♪

♪ You'll wish you'd come a
whole lot soon'a. ♪

♪ Even when they're
outta tuna! ♪

♪ You'll be shocked how
good you feel to ♪

♪ Mambo with an
electric eel! ♪

♪ On the ocean's floor
we've got it made ♪

♪ where octopi garden
in the shade! ♪

♪ Boogie with species you won't
know. ♪

♪ Yes - Unless you'd watched
each "Jacques Costeau! ♪

♪ Norwails riot in
zoot suits! ♪

♪ Watch out there it's
das Luv Boot! ♪

♪ You can do a deep
six strut! ♪

♪ Simply for the hal-i-but! ♪

♪ Although we really enjoy your
show, ♪

♪ it's time the three of us get
up to go! ♪

♪ O.K. That's fine
just wreck the fun ♪

♪ Just give us a second to get
the song done! ♪

♪ We like the ocean floor! ♪

♪ Da da dum. ♪

Great.
Seriously.

I'd clap harder but the water
gets between my palms.

Now come on Chloe!
We're running out of time!

Leader no can go!

Leader must make offering!

Offering?

Must appease Queen Stingy.

With gift.

She not like gift.
She eat us.

Queen uh..Stingy...?

That's right.

Me! And If I don't
like you...I eat you.

I am Queen Stingy!

I rule the seas and all who
inhabit them!

And now you, as these pathetic
creatures' new ambassador,

must save them!

It's up to you to thrill me
with an offering.

A gift!

If I don't like it...I eat
everything.

I take it all.

Sheesh, she should get a job
at the I.R.S.

Well, all I have is
this..this shell!

Oooh!

Isn't that pretty?!

A shell!

Wherever could I find
something as unique as

..a sea shell!

Oh that's right!

Anywhere in the sea!

Hmpf!

You'll wish you'd had it if
you ever get caught in a net.

Well.

That's it then.

Creatures of Gilville.

Line up to be painfully stung
then eaten.

"Stung then eaten".

Ooh! Ooh! Please!
Let me be first in line!

Wait your Stingy-ness.

No need to eat our fiends.

Look!
Shiny thing.

Here.
For you!

Shiny!
Hahaha...

Me like shiny...

Wait!
That's mine!

Excuse me for grabbing..but
we need this to get home.

And I need it to take
my mind off eating

the creatures of Gilville!

Just give it to her.

Let her keep it!
Let her keep it!

But it's ours!

It's mine! Because I'm the
queen, and I said so!

Well, how does one become the
Queen?

Must beat current Queen.

In sea horse race.

No one ever beat Queen Stingy.

She cheat!

Whoah!

I'll take you on!

Gasp!

Sabrina?

Whatta you know about driving
a sea horse!

Zero.

But I saw "International
Velvet" about 600 Times.

I'll beat cellophane head at
her own game.

Besides it's our only choice.
We're running outta time!

As bequeathed by our
fore-fishes,

yada, yada, yada, whomever
traverses the Sea Canyon first

and returns to snatch the
amulet from my fin,

will be Queen of the seas!

Go!

Eat Silt blondie!

Hahaha!

Hey [choke cough]!

That's mean!

[cough] [gasp]!

Mwah Ha!

[man with Liverpool accent:]
We've been hit lads!

What have I pressed there
then?

Ah, It's a torpedo launch!

What the -- !!!

Tail!
Do your stuff!

Yah!

Yipee!

Go Sabrina!

Get me off this crazy
thiiiiiiing!

You did it!

I knew it all the time.

I told you, I told you right
up front.

We're almost outta time!

We've gotta get back to that
tiny island!

That is if we can find it!

You help us.
You now Queen!

Queen want to go!

Queen can do what ever Queen
wants!

We have a way for you to go
back to your home!

SALEM: And who are they?

They're flying fish!

They are fast and can help
transport you to your island!

That's great!
Thanks Gill and Giffilte!

Climb on!
We fly!

Up up and away!

Hi ooooO Silverfish!

Uhh. On the planes..Hop
on the planes.

Oh. Oops. Pardon me.

Curse that meddlesome
Mermaa-aa-aaid aahhhh!!!!

The blast caused a tidal
wave!

We gotta find the island
before that wave

buries it underwater!

Look!

There it is!

Excuse me, Mr. uh, flying
fish sir!

That's the island!

Can you drop us off the---
Whoaaaaaaah!

If we live through
this I'm gonna

kiss my furry tail hello!

EyaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHH!!

[Sigh]

Hot Diggity!

I'm uh gonna be rich!

Huh!

It's always something.

We made it!

We're home we're back to
normal!

Yipee!

Oh thank you, thank you, thank
you!

Man I've never been so
happy to see a winters day

in my whole life!

Whew, Boy it's quite cold out
there!

No day for man nor beast.

Ahh!
There you all are.

I'll have you know I battled
the blustery elements and made

a special grocery run for
tonight's dinner!

Salem I got your favorite!

Tuna!

Uh tonight..um..I think I'll
just have a salad Quig.

It's a long story.

Boy look at it snow out
there!

I love the winter!

Who's up for a snowball
fight!?

Right behind ya!

Last one outs a big ugly
jelly-fish!

[laugh]
Whooo! Hoo!

♪♪♪
[giggling throughout]