Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 58 - A Witchmas Carole - full transcript
[PURRING]
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪
♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪
HO, HO, HO.
[RINGING BELL]
YOU GUYS COMING TO
MY HOLIDAY PARTY?
WOULDN'T MISS THE
ANNUAL HO-HO-HO-DOWN.
I'LL BE THERE RIGHT
AFTER SYNAGOGUE.
IS YOUR DAD
GONNA DRESS UP
LIKE SANTA AGAIN?
UNFORTUNATELY.
BUT I LAID DOWN THE LAW.
I TOLD HIM THIS YEAR,
I'M GETTING TOO BIG
FOR THAT ELF COSTUME.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
OH, NOTHING.
HE HAD IT TAKEN OUT
FOR ME.
HEY, WHAT'S
THE DEAL, YO?
OK, EVERYBODY.
CALM DOWN
AND GET IN LINE.
[SPEAKER FEEDBACK]
AS I CALL YOUR NAME,
YOU WILL STEP UP
TO MY ASSISTANT,
WHO WILL TELL YOU
WHICH GIFT
YOU'LL EACH BE
SURPRISING ME WITH
THIS YEAR.
WOW. SHE SURE IS
ORGANIZED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S TELLING
PEOPLE WHAT TO GET HER.
NAME?
BRENDA BLITZ.
SOCIAL CLIQUE?
A-CROWD.
NEXT GENERATION.
MMM...FINANCIAL
STATUS?
WEEKLY ALLOWANCE,
2 FIGURES.
YOU WILL BE GIVING
MS. STONE
A PAIR OF CAPTAIN
PETE'S PLATFORM
PIRATE SNEAKERS,
HIGH-TOP, TAN CLOTH,
WITH EMERALD PIPING.
BLUE OR GOLD
WRAPPING PAPER.
MATCHING RIBBON.
ONE BOW.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GEM STONE.
AT LEAST BRENDA
GETS TO CHOOSE
THE WRAPPING PAPER.
UGH!
Gem: COME ON, PEOPLE!
KEEP THIS LINE MOVING!
'TIS THE SEASON
TO WORSHIP ME!
[BELL RINGING]
HERE YOU GO, SANTA.
MUCH OBLIGED.
YOU FINE LADIES
ARE SAN-TASTIC.
SO WHAT SHOULD
WE HIT FIRST,
SHOELACE-A-RAMA
OR ALL ABOUT UNDERPANTS?
I THINK WE SHOULD--
[CAR HONKING]
LOOK OUT!
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
GEM, DARLING, MAKE SURE
YOU DONATE THIS
TO THE LESS FORTUNATES
WHO CAN'T AFFORD
A FULL-TIME HELP STAFF.
[ENGINE STARTS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[RINGING BELL]
HEY THERE, LITTLE MAMA.
CARE TO MAKE
A CONTRIBUTION
TO THE HOMELESS?
AS IF.
GEM, I HEARD
WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.
YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA
MAKE A DONATION?
UGH. I'M MAKING A
DONATION TO MY FACE.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS.
THAT MONEY WAS FOR CHARITY.
AND I SAID, "IF YOU THINK
I'M COMING TO A PARTY
"WITH A $10 LIMIT FOR GIFTS,
"YOU'RE SO WRONG.
"YOUR NAME SHOULD BE
WRONGEY WRONGSTEIN
OF THE WRONGVILLE
WRONGSTEINS."
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN
TOUCH TINSEL FOR
LESS THAN 25.
DO NOT EXPLODE.
DO NOT EXPLODE.
DO NOT EXPLODE.
OK, CLASS,
BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
I'M HEADING UP A PROJECT
THAT DISTRIBUTES TOYS
TO UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS.
I NEED SOME VOLUNTEERS
TO HELP WRAP THE GIFTS.
WHAT DO WE GET OUT OF IT?
WELL, THE JOY OF SPREADING JOY.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
NO, REALLY.
WHAT DO WE GET
OUT OF IT?
THAT IS IT!
AND EVERYBODY LOOKED AT ME
LIKE I WAS AN ALIEN.
I WAS TOTALLY HUMILIATED.
SO WHAT NOW?
GEM IS NOT GOING TO GET AWAY
WITH MAKING ME LOOK DUMB,
BECAUSE I HAVE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,
AND SHE HAS A HEART OF STONE.
I'M GONNA TEACH HER A YULETIDE
LESSON SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!
SUGGESTIONS?
WELL, WE COULD SEND HER
TO THE NORTH POLE
IN A BIKINI.
A FISH SKIN BIKINI.
THEN THE POLAR BEARS
WOULD CHASE HER.
[BOTH LAUGH]
MMM, NO, NOT CHRISTMASSY ENOUGH.
[CLICK]
Man, on television: UH,
MR. SCROOGE, I WAS WONDERING
IF I MIGHT HAVE
CHRISTMAS DAY OFF.
HMM. A DAY OFF?
WELL...IT IS...
CHRISTMAS.
EH, A POOR EXCUSE FOR
PICKING A MAN'S POCKET
EVERY 25th OF DECEMBER.
BUT MR. SCROOGE, THINK
OF MY POOR SON TINY TIM,
WHO SUFFERS FROM
A CHRONIC CASE OF
VICTORIAN TINY-NESS.
Narrator: WE'LL RETURN TO
SOCKY SOCKERMAN'S PUPPET PALS
DO A REALLY LAME VERSION
OF A CHRISTMAS CAROL
RIGHT AFTER WE SELL YOU
SOME STUFF.
THAT'S IT! WE CAN USE
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
TO SCARE GEM INTO BEING NICE.
I CAN'T WAIT.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
SCARING GEM
INTO BEING NICE?
WHO'S THIS PLAN FOR,
YOU OR GEM?
GEM, OF COURSE.
SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO
TREAT PEOPLE AT CHRISTMAS.
I JUST HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF
THE PEOPLE SHE TREATED BADLY...
IN FRONT OF A CLASSROOM
OF MY FRIENDS.
WELL, I THINK
POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT
MIGHT BE
A BETTER TACTIC.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY--
TOSS A GOOD DEED
INTO THE WORLD,
AND IT COMES BACK TO YOU
1,000 FOLD.
YEAH, I READ THAT
FORTUNE COOKIE.
I ALSO READ
THE ONE THAT SAYS
SPIT INTO THE WIND.
THAT COMES RIGHT
BACK AT YOU, TOO.
GEM IS ABOVE MERE MORTAL
PERSUASION, UNCLE QUIGLEY.
LET THE WITCHES
HANDLE THIS ONE.
I GET TO BE THE GHOST OF
CHRISTMAS YET-TO-COME.
IS THAT THE ONE WITH
THE HOOD AND THE BONY FINGER?
I WANT TO BE THAT ONE!
NO WAY. I CALLED IT.
DOESN'T COUNT!
GUYS?
I WANT TO BE THE GHOST
WITH THE FRUIT HAT.
OH, I WANT TO BE
THAT ONE, TOO!
YOU'RE ALREADY THE
BONY-FINGERED GHOST.
SHE IS NOT.
DON'T BE A PIG.
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
[SIGHS]
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
AND NEXT TIME,
A LITTLE LESS EGG
AND A LITTLE MORE NOG.
ARE YOU PURPOSELY TRYING
TO RUIN MY CHRISTMAS?
AH!
[GASPS]
HELLO. I MEAN, BOO.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
DID SOMEONE FORGET
TO DUST MY DOOR AGAIN?
NO, I'M A GHOST,
YOU DIM WIT.
AND I HAVE SOMETHING
MUY IMPORTANTE
TO TELL YOU.
ON THIS NIGHT,
YOU WILL BE VISITED
BY A HOST OF GHOSTS 3...
THE GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PAST,
THE GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT,
AND THE GHOST OF
CHRISTMAS YET-TO-COME.
YOU WILL BE SHOWN--
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
WELL, NONE.
YOU SAID 3 GHOSTS.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
THE GHOST OF MARLEY,
WHO YOU REALLY
DON'T KNOW, BUT--
SO IT'S 4 GHOSTS.
HUH?
GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST,
PRESENT, YET-TO-COME, AND YOU.
4 GHOSTS.
NO, THERE'S 3. OH.
HAUNT ME WHEN YOU GOT
YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.
I GOTTA GO TO BED.
I GOTTA GET A NEW GIG.
HILDA, THIS IS A HAUNTING,
NOT THE PROM.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY.
WELL, I WOULD BE SCARY
IF I GOT TO BE THE GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS YET-TO-COME
WITH THAT AWESOME
BLACK COWL.
BUT MY OWN NIECE
HOGGED THE COOL GHOST
FOR HERSELF.
CHRISTMAS PAST IS COOL, TOO.
[SNORES]
SHE'S WAKING UP.
TURN ON YOUR GHOST STUFF.
WHOA! WHO ARE YOU,
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY ROOM?
SECURITY!
[MURMURS]
SEE? FRUIT.
I CAN DO FRUIT.
I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST.
THE DOOR KNOB SHOULD HAVE
MENTIONED I WAS COMING.
[SPITS]
OH, RIGHT.
I'M HERE TO TRY AND SAVE
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
INSIDE YOU, GEM.
IT'S BEING SMOTHERED,
AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
THE TRUE JOY OF CHRISTMAS
UNTIL YOU LET IT OUT.
I GOT THE JOY
OF CHRISTMAS...
PILED UP UNDER MY TREE
DOWNSTAIRS.
NO, THE TRUE JOY OF CHRISTMAS.
YOU KNEW IT ONCE,
BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
YOU GOT OFF TRACK.
LET ME GUESS.
THE PAST, RIGHT?
CORRECT.
RECOGNIZE THAT LITTLE GIRL
IN LINE FOR SANTA?
SHE'S ABOUT TO LEARN
A LIFE-ALTERING LESSON.
AND, UM, A BILLY
GO BOOM-BOOM DOLL,
UM, AND THEN
MY FIRST WAFFLE IRON,
AND A RANDY RATTLESNAKE
ACTION KIT,
COMPLETE WITH
SHED-O-MATIC
ACTION SKIN--
HEY, TYLER?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GET DOWN NOW
AND LET THE OTHER CHILDREN
HAVE A TURN.
[CRYING]
OK, OK, TINSEL,
GIVE TYLER A LOLLIPOP.
MORE!
AH! STOP IT!
STOP IT!
MY THERAPIST SAID I SHOULD
AVOID STRESS AT ALL COSTS.
[CRYING]
HERE, KID.
JUST TAKE 'EM ALL.
LOLLIPOPS!
OH.
HE GOT
ALL THE LOLLIPOPS!
WOW. WHAT A HAUL.
MORE!
AH.
MORE!
SEE HOW EVERYONE
AROUND YOU IS MISERABLE
ON WHAT SHOULD BE
THE HAPPIEST DAY OF THE YEAR?
SEE HOW YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS
WITH YOUR GREED?
[CRYING]
OH, YOU STUPID,
STUPID CHILD!
HOW COULD YOU
HAVE BEEN SO BLIND?
[FLIES BUZZING]
NO WAY!
BREAKTHROUGH ALREADY?
SO, LOOKS LIKE YOU LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON, HUH?
OH, YES!
LOOK AT ME!
TAKING THAT VINTAGE
BILLY GO BOOM-BOOM DOLL
OUT OF ITS ORIGINAL BOX!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
MY TOYS WOULD BE WORTH
IF I HADN'T RUINED THEM
BY PLAYING WITH THEM?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THAT GIRL HAS THE FEELINGS
OF A ROBOT.
TIME TO TAG OUT,
SLUGGER.
MAYBE ZELDA WILL HAVE
A LITTLE MORE LUCK.
HEY! SOMEBODY LEFT THE LID
OFF OF GEM'S GARBAGE CAN.
WHOO-HOO. LET'S GO.
RIGHT AFTER LUNCH.
[GIGGLES]
ZELDA.
I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT.
YOU WANT A GHOST,
YOU GOT A GHOST.
BUT THAT SHEET
ISN'T EVEN WHITE.
AND WHERE'S THE HAT?
YOU CAN'T HAVE A GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT
WITHOUT THE FRUIT HAT.
SOMEBODY ATE
THE FRUIT HAT.
[BELCH]
SORRY.
NEVER MIND.
BOTTOM LINE IS, THE SHEET'S
NOT GONNA CUT IT.
OK, LET ME ZAP UP
ANOTHER ONE.
NOW, HOW DID
THAT SPELL GO?
NO TIME!
SHE'S WAKING UP!
[GASPS]
OH, PLEASE.
DON'T EVEN--I AM
THE VERY SCARY GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
ARE THOSE MY MOTHER'S
GOOD SHEETS?
NOT...NECESSARILY.
SO ANYWAY, I AM
HERE TO SHOW YOU
WHAT UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS
YOUR EVIL DEEDS HAVE
BROUGHT UPON YOU.
DOESN'T THAT
SOUND LIKE FUN?
FIRST, A TOUR
OF YOUR OWN MANSION.
SO? NOBODY'S HERE.
KIND OF SAD, ISN'T IT?
NO ONE AROUND TO SPEND
CHRISTMAS WITH EXCEPT--
YOUR NANNY
AND THE TELEVISION.
TV Announcer:
AND NOW, BACK TO...
TV Announcer:
STARRING HAP MORGENSTERN
AND HIS COMPLETELY INOFFENSIVE,
NONDENOMINATIONAL DANCERS.
SO? I LOVE THIS SHOW.
AND DIDN'T YOU SEE ALL
THOSE PRESENTS DOWN THERE?
BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PARENTS?
THEY ALWAYS GO TO GUAM
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
NO BIGGIE.
SHH! NOT SO LOUD.
GEM WILL HEAR YOU.
WE'RE HOME FREE! HEH.
IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD
CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL.
[CHUCKLES]
COME ON, GHOST!
BRING IT HOME!
SHOW HER THE PARTY.
OK, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS?
HO HO HO!
WHO'S READY FOR GIFTS?
CHLOE?
I HATE
THIS ELF SUIT.
OH, MY GOODNESS!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
WOW! A MUG
SHAPED LIKE
AN ONION!
JUST WHAT
I WANTED!
[GRUNTS HAPPILY]
All: OOH!
WHAT? I'M SUPPOSED
TO FEEL BAD
I WASN'T
INVITED TO THIS?
LOOK AT THOSE
CHEAP DECORATIONS.
AND NO FOOD?
AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW
THOSE ONION MUGS
RETAIL FOR UNDER $5.
MY DADDY
OWNS THE COMPANY.
THE PARTY ISN'T OVER YET.
AND WHAT'S
CHLOE'S DAD DOING
IN A SANTA SUIT?
HER FAMILY
CELEBRATES KWANZAA.
SANTA IS ABOUT GIVING.
HE'S UNIVERSAL.
GIVING? HMPH.
KEEP WATCHING,
GRINCHALINA.
IT'S ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE GEM
ACTUALLY ASSIGNED PEOPLE
WHAT TO GET HER
FOR CHRISTMAS.
THAT'S BECAUSE
NOBODY WANTS TO
BUY HER ANYTHING.
I JUST PRETEND TO BE
FRIENDS WITH HER
SO I CAN BORROW
HER CLOTHES.
HEY! HEY,
LISTEN TO THIS.
♪ ON THE FIRST DAY
OF CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ GEM STONE
GOT FROM ME ♪
♪ A BRAND NEW
PERSONALITY ♪
[LAUGHTER]
I GOT ONE.
♪ ON THE SECOND DAY
OF CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ GEM STONE
GOT FROM ME ♪
♪ 2 BARF BAGS ♪
All: ♪ AND A BRAND NEW
PERSONALITY ♪
EXCELLENT!
EXCELLENT? IN WHAT
BIZARRE UNIVERSE
IS THIS GIRL
LIVING IN?
THEY ARE SO
JEALOUS OF ME
THEY HAVE TO
MAKE UP LITTLE
SONGS.
IT JUST SHOWS
HOW FANTASTIC
I ACTUALLY AM.
THEY AREN'T HURTING
YOUR FEELINGS?
HA! NOT EVEN.
LOOK, I'M TIRED.
IF WE'RE DONE HERE,
I'D LIKE TO GET
BACK TO BED.
[SIGHS]
OK, HANG ON.
OK, DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND
HOW SERIOUS THIS IS?
WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE GEM
BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER.
[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]
ALL RIGHT.
CLEAR THE DECK.
I'M GOING TO HANDLE
THIS ONE PERSONALLY...
AS THE GHOST OF
WITCHMAS YET-TO-COME.
[MOANING VOICE]
[SCREAMS]
IT CAN'T BE.
WHAT ARE YOU?
[FORCED DEEP VOICE]
I AM THE GHOST OF
CHRISTMAS YET-TO-COME.
I AM HERE TO--
[GASPS]
WHOA!
OOPS.
SPELLMAN?
NO, NO! NOT SPELLMAN!
A GHOST WHO LOOKS
LIKE SPELLMAN...
TO MAKE THE LESSON
IT'S GOING TO TEACH YOU
EVEN MORE RELEVANT.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
UH-HUH.
COULD SABRINA DO THIS?
I'M GONNA SAY NO
TO THAT ONE.
EXACTLY. SO BUCKLE UP, 'CAUSE
WE'RE TAKING A RIDE TO...
THE FUTURE!
DO I WORK IN THIS BUILDING?
WELL, NO.
STONE ENTERPRISES?
WAIT! I OWN THIS BUILDING!
YES, BUT ARE YOU...
HAPPY?
I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S CHRISTMAS!
WE HAVE AN ORDER
FOR ONE SPACE SHUTTLE
AND 6 DOZEN DONUTS
THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED
BY NEW YEAR'S.
[BEEP]
THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
Woman, nasal voice:
SABRINA SPELLMAN TO
SEE YOU, MA'AM.
SPELLMAN?
SEND HER UP.
WAIT! NO! DON'T!
OH, SABRINA SPELLMAN.
TO WHAT DO I OWE
THIS INVASION OF PRIVACY?
HELLO, GEM. I WAS HOPING
WE COULD TALK ABOUT
HARVEY.
HARVEY KINKLE?
YES. SEE...
HARVEY LOST
QUITE A BIT OF MONEY
ON HIS LAST
PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT,
DESSERT SPINS
IN MOTION.
SO?
SO I WAS HOPING
YOU COULD MAYBE
GIVE HIM A JOB
SOMEWHERE
IN YOUR COMPANY.
YOU KNOW, IN TIME
FOR CHRISTMAS?
FRYING DONUTS OR
ASSEMBLING SPACE
SHUTTLES OR SOMETHING.
YEAH, RIGHT.
NANNY, GET UP HERE.
NANNY, GET THIS...WOMAN
OUT OF HERE.
HEY!
BUT GEM!
[VOICE TRAILING]
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
COOL! I'M TOTALLY
SUCCESSFUL!
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO REFORM ME,
WAS IT?
NO,
BUT THIS WILL.
ANYBODY WANT CHINESE?
MMM! I COULD GO FOR
SOME MOO-SHU!
I KNOW THIS GREAT LITTLE
SZECHUAN-SWISS PLACE.
OOH-WEE. SCARY.
I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
THIS IS THE PART
WHERE YOU SHOW ME
MY GRAVESTONE,
RIGHT?
SORT OF.
Sabrina:
DOWN, PLEASE.
OH!
COOL.
I FROZE MYSELF.
BUT LOOK AT THIS.
A BLANK
GUEST REGISTER?
NO ONE CAME TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
ISN'T THAT SAD?
[DING]
NANNY!
I'M FREE!
YEE-HAH!
SEE? SEE?
ALL I SEE IS THIS.
I GUESS YOU CAN
TAKE IT WITH YOU.
GUESS I TURNED OUT TO BE
ONE SMART ADULT, HUH?
YEAH, GEM.
I GUESS SO.
AND SO I SENT HER
BACK TO HER BED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
GEM STONE
MADE ME LOOK LIKE
A DOOFUS AGAIN!
WELL, KID, WE TRIED.
SOME PEOPLE JUST
CAN'T BE REFORMED.
BUT I WANTED THIS
SO BAD!
WELL, MAYBE THAT'S
WHY YOU FAILED.
WHAT?
IT SOUNDS TO ME
LIKE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO
CHANGE GEM'S HEART FOR GEM.
YOU WANTED TO
CHANGE IT FOR YOU.
I DON'T GET IT.
SABRINA, THE SPIRIT
OF CHRISTMAS IS GIVING.
BUT YOU WEREN'T GIVING GEM
THE GIFT OF A NEW OUTLOOK.
YOU WERE DOING IT
TO SAVE FACE.
WELL, YEAH.
I THINK DEEP DOWN,
SABRINA SPELLMAN
REALLY DOES WANT GEM TO CHANGE.
SO WHY NOT TRY SOMETHING
WITH THE TRUE SPIRIT OF
CHRISTMAS IN MIND?
LIKE WHAT?
[DING DONG]
YOU REALLY THINK
THIS WILL DO IT?
I GUESS WE'LL SEE.
OH, LOOK.
SABRINA SPELLMAN
AND AN OLD FAT GUY.
MY HOLIDAY JOY
IS NOW COMPLETE.
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM
LAST NIGHT.
YOU WERE IN IT.
NO KIDDING!
LOOK, GEM,
I JUST WANTED TO
DROP OFF THIS GIFT
AND INVITE YOU OVER
TO OUR PLACE FOR
CHRISTMAS MORNING.
I MEAN, IF YOU WANT.
GIFT?
BUT I DIDN'T ASSIGN YOU A GIFT.
AND I SURE DIDN'T
GET YOU ANYTHING.
I KNOW.
I JUST GOT YOU ONE
BECAUSE I WANTED TO.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
[LAUGHS]
SUCKER.
WELL, THAT SURE
DIDN'T WORK.
DIDN'T IT?
[LAUGHS]
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
SPELLMAN GOT ME A GIFT.
JUST BECAUSE.
SPELLMAN. WHAT A LOSER.
A LOCKET?
NO WAY.
[SNIFFS]
WHOO HOO HOO!
12-SPEED JUICER!
NOW YOU CAN MAKE THOSE
BANANA-CHEESE SMOOTHIES
YOU LIKE SO MUCH.
[DING DONG]
I'LL GET IT.
OH.
LOOK, I HAD ALL THIS
STUFF LAYING AROUND
AND DECIDED
I MIGHT AS WELL
DONATE IT TO CHARITY.
AND YOU TOOK THE TIME
TO WRAP EVERYTHING!
LOOK, I'M A BUSY WOMAN.
DO YOU WANT THIS STUFF
OR NOT?
GEM! UH, HI.
GEM BROUGHT OVER
SOME GIFTS.
IT'S NOTHING.
SERIOUSLY.
WELL, HARVEY
AND CHLOE ARE
ON THEIR WAY OVER
TO HAVE SOME CIDER
AND SING CHRISTMAS
CAROLS.
DO YOU WANT
TO COME IN?
WELL, IT IS KIND OF
COLD OUT.
JUST WARMED UP
A LITTLE...
I THINK.
♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪
[LAUGHTER]
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
FREAKS.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪
♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪
HO, HO, HO.
[RINGING BELL]
YOU GUYS COMING TO
MY HOLIDAY PARTY?
WOULDN'T MISS THE
ANNUAL HO-HO-HO-DOWN.
I'LL BE THERE RIGHT
AFTER SYNAGOGUE.
IS YOUR DAD
GONNA DRESS UP
LIKE SANTA AGAIN?
UNFORTUNATELY.
BUT I LAID DOWN THE LAW.
I TOLD HIM THIS YEAR,
I'M GETTING TOO BIG
FOR THAT ELF COSTUME.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
OH, NOTHING.
HE HAD IT TAKEN OUT
FOR ME.
HEY, WHAT'S
THE DEAL, YO?
OK, EVERYBODY.
CALM DOWN
AND GET IN LINE.
[SPEAKER FEEDBACK]
AS I CALL YOUR NAME,
YOU WILL STEP UP
TO MY ASSISTANT,
WHO WILL TELL YOU
WHICH GIFT
YOU'LL EACH BE
SURPRISING ME WITH
THIS YEAR.
WOW. SHE SURE IS
ORGANIZED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S TELLING
PEOPLE WHAT TO GET HER.
NAME?
BRENDA BLITZ.
SOCIAL CLIQUE?
A-CROWD.
NEXT GENERATION.
MMM...FINANCIAL
STATUS?
WEEKLY ALLOWANCE,
2 FIGURES.
YOU WILL BE GIVING
MS. STONE
A PAIR OF CAPTAIN
PETE'S PLATFORM
PIRATE SNEAKERS,
HIGH-TOP, TAN CLOTH,
WITH EMERALD PIPING.
BLUE OR GOLD
WRAPPING PAPER.
MATCHING RIBBON.
ONE BOW.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GEM STONE.
AT LEAST BRENDA
GETS TO CHOOSE
THE WRAPPING PAPER.
UGH!
Gem: COME ON, PEOPLE!
KEEP THIS LINE MOVING!
'TIS THE SEASON
TO WORSHIP ME!
[BELL RINGING]
HERE YOU GO, SANTA.
MUCH OBLIGED.
YOU FINE LADIES
ARE SAN-TASTIC.
SO WHAT SHOULD
WE HIT FIRST,
SHOELACE-A-RAMA
OR ALL ABOUT UNDERPANTS?
I THINK WE SHOULD--
[CAR HONKING]
LOOK OUT!
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
GEM, DARLING, MAKE SURE
YOU DONATE THIS
TO THE LESS FORTUNATES
WHO CAN'T AFFORD
A FULL-TIME HELP STAFF.
[ENGINE STARTS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[RINGING BELL]
HEY THERE, LITTLE MAMA.
CARE TO MAKE
A CONTRIBUTION
TO THE HOMELESS?
AS IF.
GEM, I HEARD
WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.
YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA
MAKE A DONATION?
UGH. I'M MAKING A
DONATION TO MY FACE.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS.
THAT MONEY WAS FOR CHARITY.
AND I SAID, "IF YOU THINK
I'M COMING TO A PARTY
"WITH A $10 LIMIT FOR GIFTS,
"YOU'RE SO WRONG.
"YOUR NAME SHOULD BE
WRONGEY WRONGSTEIN
OF THE WRONGVILLE
WRONGSTEINS."
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN
TOUCH TINSEL FOR
LESS THAN 25.
DO NOT EXPLODE.
DO NOT EXPLODE.
DO NOT EXPLODE.
OK, CLASS,
BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
I'M HEADING UP A PROJECT
THAT DISTRIBUTES TOYS
TO UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS.
I NEED SOME VOLUNTEERS
TO HELP WRAP THE GIFTS.
WHAT DO WE GET OUT OF IT?
WELL, THE JOY OF SPREADING JOY.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
NO, REALLY.
WHAT DO WE GET
OUT OF IT?
THAT IS IT!
AND EVERYBODY LOOKED AT ME
LIKE I WAS AN ALIEN.
I WAS TOTALLY HUMILIATED.
SO WHAT NOW?
GEM IS NOT GOING TO GET AWAY
WITH MAKING ME LOOK DUMB,
BECAUSE I HAVE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,
AND SHE HAS A HEART OF STONE.
I'M GONNA TEACH HER A YULETIDE
LESSON SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!
SUGGESTIONS?
WELL, WE COULD SEND HER
TO THE NORTH POLE
IN A BIKINI.
A FISH SKIN BIKINI.
THEN THE POLAR BEARS
WOULD CHASE HER.
[BOTH LAUGH]
MMM, NO, NOT CHRISTMASSY ENOUGH.
[CLICK]
Man, on television: UH,
MR. SCROOGE, I WAS WONDERING
IF I MIGHT HAVE
CHRISTMAS DAY OFF.
HMM. A DAY OFF?
WELL...IT IS...
CHRISTMAS.
EH, A POOR EXCUSE FOR
PICKING A MAN'S POCKET
EVERY 25th OF DECEMBER.
BUT MR. SCROOGE, THINK
OF MY POOR SON TINY TIM,
WHO SUFFERS FROM
A CHRONIC CASE OF
VICTORIAN TINY-NESS.
Narrator: WE'LL RETURN TO
SOCKY SOCKERMAN'S PUPPET PALS
DO A REALLY LAME VERSION
OF A CHRISTMAS CAROL
RIGHT AFTER WE SELL YOU
SOME STUFF.
THAT'S IT! WE CAN USE
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
TO SCARE GEM INTO BEING NICE.
I CAN'T WAIT.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
SCARING GEM
INTO BEING NICE?
WHO'S THIS PLAN FOR,
YOU OR GEM?
GEM, OF COURSE.
SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO
TREAT PEOPLE AT CHRISTMAS.
I JUST HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF
THE PEOPLE SHE TREATED BADLY...
IN FRONT OF A CLASSROOM
OF MY FRIENDS.
WELL, I THINK
POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT
MIGHT BE
A BETTER TACTIC.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY--
TOSS A GOOD DEED
INTO THE WORLD,
AND IT COMES BACK TO YOU
1,000 FOLD.
YEAH, I READ THAT
FORTUNE COOKIE.
I ALSO READ
THE ONE THAT SAYS
SPIT INTO THE WIND.
THAT COMES RIGHT
BACK AT YOU, TOO.
GEM IS ABOVE MERE MORTAL
PERSUASION, UNCLE QUIGLEY.
LET THE WITCHES
HANDLE THIS ONE.
I GET TO BE THE GHOST OF
CHRISTMAS YET-TO-COME.
IS THAT THE ONE WITH
THE HOOD AND THE BONY FINGER?
I WANT TO BE THAT ONE!
NO WAY. I CALLED IT.
DOESN'T COUNT!
GUYS?
I WANT TO BE THE GHOST
WITH THE FRUIT HAT.
OH, I WANT TO BE
THAT ONE, TOO!
YOU'RE ALREADY THE
BONY-FINGERED GHOST.
SHE IS NOT.
DON'T BE A PIG.
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
[SIGHS]
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
AND NEXT TIME,
A LITTLE LESS EGG
AND A LITTLE MORE NOG.
ARE YOU PURPOSELY TRYING
TO RUIN MY CHRISTMAS?
AH!
[GASPS]
HELLO. I MEAN, BOO.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
DID SOMEONE FORGET
TO DUST MY DOOR AGAIN?
NO, I'M A GHOST,
YOU DIM WIT.
AND I HAVE SOMETHING
MUY IMPORTANTE
TO TELL YOU.
ON THIS NIGHT,
YOU WILL BE VISITED
BY A HOST OF GHOSTS 3...
THE GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PAST,
THE GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT,
AND THE GHOST OF
CHRISTMAS YET-TO-COME.
YOU WILL BE SHOWN--
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
WELL, NONE.
YOU SAID 3 GHOSTS.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
THE GHOST OF MARLEY,
WHO YOU REALLY
DON'T KNOW, BUT--
SO IT'S 4 GHOSTS.
HUH?
GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST,
PRESENT, YET-TO-COME, AND YOU.
4 GHOSTS.
NO, THERE'S 3. OH.
HAUNT ME WHEN YOU GOT
YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.
I GOTTA GO TO BED.
I GOTTA GET A NEW GIG.
HILDA, THIS IS A HAUNTING,
NOT THE PROM.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY.
WELL, I WOULD BE SCARY
IF I GOT TO BE THE GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS YET-TO-COME
WITH THAT AWESOME
BLACK COWL.
BUT MY OWN NIECE
HOGGED THE COOL GHOST
FOR HERSELF.
CHRISTMAS PAST IS COOL, TOO.
[SNORES]
SHE'S WAKING UP.
TURN ON YOUR GHOST STUFF.
WHOA! WHO ARE YOU,
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY ROOM?
SECURITY!
[MURMURS]
SEE? FRUIT.
I CAN DO FRUIT.
I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST.
THE DOOR KNOB SHOULD HAVE
MENTIONED I WAS COMING.
[SPITS]
OH, RIGHT.
I'M HERE TO TRY AND SAVE
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
INSIDE YOU, GEM.
IT'S BEING SMOTHERED,
AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
THE TRUE JOY OF CHRISTMAS
UNTIL YOU LET IT OUT.
I GOT THE JOY
OF CHRISTMAS...
PILED UP UNDER MY TREE
DOWNSTAIRS.
NO, THE TRUE JOY OF CHRISTMAS.
YOU KNEW IT ONCE,
BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
YOU GOT OFF TRACK.
LET ME GUESS.
THE PAST, RIGHT?
CORRECT.
RECOGNIZE THAT LITTLE GIRL
IN LINE FOR SANTA?
SHE'S ABOUT TO LEARN
A LIFE-ALTERING LESSON.
AND, UM, A BILLY
GO BOOM-BOOM DOLL,
UM, AND THEN
MY FIRST WAFFLE IRON,
AND A RANDY RATTLESNAKE
ACTION KIT,
COMPLETE WITH
SHED-O-MATIC
ACTION SKIN--
HEY, TYLER?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GET DOWN NOW
AND LET THE OTHER CHILDREN
HAVE A TURN.
[CRYING]
OK, OK, TINSEL,
GIVE TYLER A LOLLIPOP.
MORE!
AH! STOP IT!
STOP IT!
MY THERAPIST SAID I SHOULD
AVOID STRESS AT ALL COSTS.
[CRYING]
HERE, KID.
JUST TAKE 'EM ALL.
LOLLIPOPS!
OH.
HE GOT
ALL THE LOLLIPOPS!
WOW. WHAT A HAUL.
MORE!
AH.
MORE!
SEE HOW EVERYONE
AROUND YOU IS MISERABLE
ON WHAT SHOULD BE
THE HAPPIEST DAY OF THE YEAR?
SEE HOW YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS
WITH YOUR GREED?
[CRYING]
OH, YOU STUPID,
STUPID CHILD!
HOW COULD YOU
HAVE BEEN SO BLIND?
[FLIES BUZZING]
NO WAY!
BREAKTHROUGH ALREADY?
SO, LOOKS LIKE YOU LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON, HUH?
OH, YES!
LOOK AT ME!
TAKING THAT VINTAGE
BILLY GO BOOM-BOOM DOLL
OUT OF ITS ORIGINAL BOX!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
MY TOYS WOULD BE WORTH
IF I HADN'T RUINED THEM
BY PLAYING WITH THEM?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THAT GIRL HAS THE FEELINGS
OF A ROBOT.
TIME TO TAG OUT,
SLUGGER.
MAYBE ZELDA WILL HAVE
A LITTLE MORE LUCK.
HEY! SOMEBODY LEFT THE LID
OFF OF GEM'S GARBAGE CAN.
WHOO-HOO. LET'S GO.
RIGHT AFTER LUNCH.
[GIGGLES]
ZELDA.
I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT.
YOU WANT A GHOST,
YOU GOT A GHOST.
BUT THAT SHEET
ISN'T EVEN WHITE.
AND WHERE'S THE HAT?
YOU CAN'T HAVE A GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT
WITHOUT THE FRUIT HAT.
SOMEBODY ATE
THE FRUIT HAT.
[BELCH]
SORRY.
NEVER MIND.
BOTTOM LINE IS, THE SHEET'S
NOT GONNA CUT IT.
OK, LET ME ZAP UP
ANOTHER ONE.
NOW, HOW DID
THAT SPELL GO?
NO TIME!
SHE'S WAKING UP!
[GASPS]
OH, PLEASE.
DON'T EVEN--I AM
THE VERY SCARY GHOST
OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
ARE THOSE MY MOTHER'S
GOOD SHEETS?
NOT...NECESSARILY.
SO ANYWAY, I AM
HERE TO SHOW YOU
WHAT UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS
YOUR EVIL DEEDS HAVE
BROUGHT UPON YOU.
DOESN'T THAT
SOUND LIKE FUN?
FIRST, A TOUR
OF YOUR OWN MANSION.
SO? NOBODY'S HERE.
KIND OF SAD, ISN'T IT?
NO ONE AROUND TO SPEND
CHRISTMAS WITH EXCEPT--
YOUR NANNY
AND THE TELEVISION.
TV Announcer:
AND NOW, BACK TO...
TV Announcer:
STARRING HAP MORGENSTERN
AND HIS COMPLETELY INOFFENSIVE,
NONDENOMINATIONAL DANCERS.
SO? I LOVE THIS SHOW.
AND DIDN'T YOU SEE ALL
THOSE PRESENTS DOWN THERE?
BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PARENTS?
THEY ALWAYS GO TO GUAM
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
NO BIGGIE.
SHH! NOT SO LOUD.
GEM WILL HEAR YOU.
WE'RE HOME FREE! HEH.
IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD
CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL.
[CHUCKLES]
COME ON, GHOST!
BRING IT HOME!
SHOW HER THE PARTY.
OK, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS?
HO HO HO!
WHO'S READY FOR GIFTS?
CHLOE?
I HATE
THIS ELF SUIT.
OH, MY GOODNESS!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
WOW! A MUG
SHAPED LIKE
AN ONION!
JUST WHAT
I WANTED!
[GRUNTS HAPPILY]
All: OOH!
WHAT? I'M SUPPOSED
TO FEEL BAD
I WASN'T
INVITED TO THIS?
LOOK AT THOSE
CHEAP DECORATIONS.
AND NO FOOD?
AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW
THOSE ONION MUGS
RETAIL FOR UNDER $5.
MY DADDY
OWNS THE COMPANY.
THE PARTY ISN'T OVER YET.
AND WHAT'S
CHLOE'S DAD DOING
IN A SANTA SUIT?
HER FAMILY
CELEBRATES KWANZAA.
SANTA IS ABOUT GIVING.
HE'S UNIVERSAL.
GIVING? HMPH.
KEEP WATCHING,
GRINCHALINA.
IT'S ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE GEM
ACTUALLY ASSIGNED PEOPLE
WHAT TO GET HER
FOR CHRISTMAS.
THAT'S BECAUSE
NOBODY WANTS TO
BUY HER ANYTHING.
I JUST PRETEND TO BE
FRIENDS WITH HER
SO I CAN BORROW
HER CLOTHES.
HEY! HEY,
LISTEN TO THIS.
♪ ON THE FIRST DAY
OF CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ GEM STONE
GOT FROM ME ♪
♪ A BRAND NEW
PERSONALITY ♪
[LAUGHTER]
I GOT ONE.
♪ ON THE SECOND DAY
OF CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ GEM STONE
GOT FROM ME ♪
♪ 2 BARF BAGS ♪
All: ♪ AND A BRAND NEW
PERSONALITY ♪
EXCELLENT!
EXCELLENT? IN WHAT
BIZARRE UNIVERSE
IS THIS GIRL
LIVING IN?
THEY ARE SO
JEALOUS OF ME
THEY HAVE TO
MAKE UP LITTLE
SONGS.
IT JUST SHOWS
HOW FANTASTIC
I ACTUALLY AM.
THEY AREN'T HURTING
YOUR FEELINGS?
HA! NOT EVEN.
LOOK, I'M TIRED.
IF WE'RE DONE HERE,
I'D LIKE TO GET
BACK TO BED.
[SIGHS]
OK, HANG ON.
OK, DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND
HOW SERIOUS THIS IS?
WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE GEM
BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER.
[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]
ALL RIGHT.
CLEAR THE DECK.
I'M GOING TO HANDLE
THIS ONE PERSONALLY...
AS THE GHOST OF
WITCHMAS YET-TO-COME.
[MOANING VOICE]
[SCREAMS]
IT CAN'T BE.
WHAT ARE YOU?
[FORCED DEEP VOICE]
I AM THE GHOST OF
CHRISTMAS YET-TO-COME.
I AM HERE TO--
[GASPS]
WHOA!
OOPS.
SPELLMAN?
NO, NO! NOT SPELLMAN!
A GHOST WHO LOOKS
LIKE SPELLMAN...
TO MAKE THE LESSON
IT'S GOING TO TEACH YOU
EVEN MORE RELEVANT.
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
UH-HUH.
COULD SABRINA DO THIS?
I'M GONNA SAY NO
TO THAT ONE.
EXACTLY. SO BUCKLE UP, 'CAUSE
WE'RE TAKING A RIDE TO...
THE FUTURE!
DO I WORK IN THIS BUILDING?
WELL, NO.
STONE ENTERPRISES?
WAIT! I OWN THIS BUILDING!
YES, BUT ARE YOU...
HAPPY?
I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S CHRISTMAS!
WE HAVE AN ORDER
FOR ONE SPACE SHUTTLE
AND 6 DOZEN DONUTS
THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED
BY NEW YEAR'S.
[BEEP]
THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
Woman, nasal voice:
SABRINA SPELLMAN TO
SEE YOU, MA'AM.
SPELLMAN?
SEND HER UP.
WAIT! NO! DON'T!
OH, SABRINA SPELLMAN.
TO WHAT DO I OWE
THIS INVASION OF PRIVACY?
HELLO, GEM. I WAS HOPING
WE COULD TALK ABOUT
HARVEY.
HARVEY KINKLE?
YES. SEE...
HARVEY LOST
QUITE A BIT OF MONEY
ON HIS LAST
PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT,
DESSERT SPINS
IN MOTION.
SO?
SO I WAS HOPING
YOU COULD MAYBE
GIVE HIM A JOB
SOMEWHERE
IN YOUR COMPANY.
YOU KNOW, IN TIME
FOR CHRISTMAS?
FRYING DONUTS OR
ASSEMBLING SPACE
SHUTTLES OR SOMETHING.
YEAH, RIGHT.
NANNY, GET UP HERE.
NANNY, GET THIS...WOMAN
OUT OF HERE.
HEY!
BUT GEM!
[VOICE TRAILING]
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
COOL! I'M TOTALLY
SUCCESSFUL!
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO REFORM ME,
WAS IT?
NO,
BUT THIS WILL.
ANYBODY WANT CHINESE?
MMM! I COULD GO FOR
SOME MOO-SHU!
I KNOW THIS GREAT LITTLE
SZECHUAN-SWISS PLACE.
OOH-WEE. SCARY.
I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
THIS IS THE PART
WHERE YOU SHOW ME
MY GRAVESTONE,
RIGHT?
SORT OF.
Sabrina:
DOWN, PLEASE.
OH!
COOL.
I FROZE MYSELF.
BUT LOOK AT THIS.
A BLANK
GUEST REGISTER?
NO ONE CAME TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
ISN'T THAT SAD?
[DING]
NANNY!
I'M FREE!
YEE-HAH!
SEE? SEE?
ALL I SEE IS THIS.
I GUESS YOU CAN
TAKE IT WITH YOU.
GUESS I TURNED OUT TO BE
ONE SMART ADULT, HUH?
YEAH, GEM.
I GUESS SO.
AND SO I SENT HER
BACK TO HER BED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
GEM STONE
MADE ME LOOK LIKE
A DOOFUS AGAIN!
WELL, KID, WE TRIED.
SOME PEOPLE JUST
CAN'T BE REFORMED.
BUT I WANTED THIS
SO BAD!
WELL, MAYBE THAT'S
WHY YOU FAILED.
WHAT?
IT SOUNDS TO ME
LIKE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO
CHANGE GEM'S HEART FOR GEM.
YOU WANTED TO
CHANGE IT FOR YOU.
I DON'T GET IT.
SABRINA, THE SPIRIT
OF CHRISTMAS IS GIVING.
BUT YOU WEREN'T GIVING GEM
THE GIFT OF A NEW OUTLOOK.
YOU WERE DOING IT
TO SAVE FACE.
WELL, YEAH.
I THINK DEEP DOWN,
SABRINA SPELLMAN
REALLY DOES WANT GEM TO CHANGE.
SO WHY NOT TRY SOMETHING
WITH THE TRUE SPIRIT OF
CHRISTMAS IN MIND?
LIKE WHAT?
[DING DONG]
YOU REALLY THINK
THIS WILL DO IT?
I GUESS WE'LL SEE.
OH, LOOK.
SABRINA SPELLMAN
AND AN OLD FAT GUY.
MY HOLIDAY JOY
IS NOW COMPLETE.
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM
LAST NIGHT.
YOU WERE IN IT.
NO KIDDING!
LOOK, GEM,
I JUST WANTED TO
DROP OFF THIS GIFT
AND INVITE YOU OVER
TO OUR PLACE FOR
CHRISTMAS MORNING.
I MEAN, IF YOU WANT.
GIFT?
BUT I DIDN'T ASSIGN YOU A GIFT.
AND I SURE DIDN'T
GET YOU ANYTHING.
I KNOW.
I JUST GOT YOU ONE
BECAUSE I WANTED TO.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
[LAUGHS]
SUCKER.
WELL, THAT SURE
DIDN'T WORK.
DIDN'T IT?
[LAUGHS]
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
SPELLMAN GOT ME A GIFT.
JUST BECAUSE.
SPELLMAN. WHAT A LOSER.
A LOCKET?
NO WAY.
[SNIFFS]
WHOO HOO HOO!
12-SPEED JUICER!
NOW YOU CAN MAKE THOSE
BANANA-CHEESE SMOOTHIES
YOU LIKE SO MUCH.
[DING DONG]
I'LL GET IT.
OH.
LOOK, I HAD ALL THIS
STUFF LAYING AROUND
AND DECIDED
I MIGHT AS WELL
DONATE IT TO CHARITY.
AND YOU TOOK THE TIME
TO WRAP EVERYTHING!
LOOK, I'M A BUSY WOMAN.
DO YOU WANT THIS STUFF
OR NOT?
GEM! UH, HI.
GEM BROUGHT OVER
SOME GIFTS.
IT'S NOTHING.
SERIOUSLY.
WELL, HARVEY
AND CHLOE ARE
ON THEIR WAY OVER
TO HAVE SOME CIDER
AND SING CHRISTMAS
CAROLS.
DO YOU WANT
TO COME IN?
WELL, IT IS KIND OF
COLD OUT.
JUST WARMED UP
A LITTLE...
I THINK.
♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪
[LAUGHTER]
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♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
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♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
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