Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 56 - Witchwrecked - full transcript

It is field trip time as Sabrina's class heads toward Monument Island where an important statue is kept. The class is disappointed to have chaperones and worse yet, to write a paper on it. UGGH. Sabrina decides to take matters into her own hands by kicking up a small sea storm. The storm gets outta control and they are shipwrecked on a remote island (in the Bermuda Triangle). They are in trouble when Sabrina discovers her magic won't work. The kids pull together to rebuild the ship and get out of there. They are stalled when Salem freaks out and steals the propeller of the ship. Sabrina must delve into the jungle to retrieve it,....AND Salem.

[PURRING]

♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪

♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪

♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪

♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪

♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪

♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪



♪ GET HAPPY ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪

Whoops!

Now stop fooling around.

I can't stand amateurs.

What's with all the
cameras, Slugloaf?

I want pictures.
Why..

Does it bother you?

Does it bother you?
Does it bother you?

It's such a beautiful day.



Why do we have to take a
boring field trip?

No kidding.

Monument Island is so lame.

How many times can we write
about Ezekiel Greendale and

how he saved his regiment from
starving by feeding them

Johnny Cakes?

What is a johnny cake anyway?

It's like a pancake.

But they didn't have flour,
so Ezekiel made 'em

outta sawdust.

Eeew.

Hurry!
Hurry!

I've got a spell on the
burner back at home in

dire need of Johnny Cakes.

I don't get it, Newt.

Sawdust, flour, a pinch of
sugar.

Why not make your own?

You simply don't understand.

The Monument Island souvenier
Johhnycake is made with

genuine Vermont Green
Mountain Pine --

a very rare, magically
potent spell component.

A spell doctor's secret
weapon.

So the secret's in the
sawdust?

Indubitiably.

Sure is pretty.

Yeah, too bad they're gonna
make us write a paper on this

trip -- kinda ruins the
experience.

I hear that.

Just once I'd like to go on
a field trip where we have no

papers due, no grownups..

And no responsibility!

Urgh!

Wha?

Ha!
Lamprey face loser!

Whaaaa...

Psst.. I have an idea that might
make this day a little more..

magical.

Uh-oh..

I happen to remember a spell
from one of Hilda's books.

Or..
kinda remember..

Double uh-oh..

How would you feel if a
freak wind storm blow us to

Monument Island..

without Ms. Luce or Captain
Skipper?

Bring on da storm!

Winds of fire, hurricane
wrath,

blaze quick and fast our sea
borne path!

Huh?

This storm is pretty strong.

Did you cast it right?

What?

I said did you cast it--

Yaahhh!

There is a slight chance
this was a very bad idea!

Yawn

Uhm, Sabrina..

Uh?

All right!

Beach party!
[cheers]

Uh?

Oh dear.

Hey!

Salty dirt sandwich.

Which tastes suspiciously
like johnny cake.

Salem!
I.O. Newt?

What are you guys doing here?

"I want Johnny Cake.

Gotta have Johnny Cake.

Please, Salem, take me to
Monument Island and I'll

create a magic loofah-man to
scratch your tummy."

Well I hope you're happy,
because here we..Wha?

Aren't.

Uhm..
Where are we?

I cast a spell to blow us to
sea..

Isn't it great!

I assume you mean "great"
in the sense of being

absolutely horrible.

Oh, don't be such a
wet catbox, Salem.

Look at the sand!
Look at the sun!

Urrrrggg!

Hey!

You monkeys are all right by
me.

I finally got a field trip
with no parents,

no homework and no
responsibility!

How do you plan to get us
home?

Easy.
I got us here with magic..

I'll just use a spell.

Now, if you don't mind,
it's time for me to enjoy

my field trip.

I bet there's not a Johnny
Cake for miles.

Obviously, it's again up to
ol' Salem to be the

level-headed one.

Let's see if there's higher
ground on this island.

Maybe I can figure out where
we are.

Perhaps we'll stumble
across some --

-If you say the J-word again,
I'm feeding you to a cockatoo.

I.O.: I'll be good.

Forward, my little husky!

Forward!

Yah, mule, yah!

I find this insulting on so
many levels..

Hey, I didn't say whoa!

Look!
That is one bug-ugly statue.

That's not just a statue,
Salem.

That's a magic totem.

Dear me, no.

I don't like the looks of
this at all..

Oh!

Hey!
What are you doing?

I'm digging for ice.

In the hot sun?

Me and my monkey buddies want
cold coconut milk.

What am I doing?
Duh.

Actually, right about now
some ice would be a fine idea.

Copy that.

Submarines, Navy beans,
chipped beef and rice,

bring me a big bag of cool,
freezy ice.

Like moths to the flame, like
lambs to the slaughter,

bring me a chunk of hard
frozen water!

That's weird.
My magic is on the fritz.

Aaaaaahhhh!

Holy monkeys!

We're in big trouble!

What's the big deal?

It's right here!

What book is this?

The Big Book of Places Magic
Won't Work,

second edition.

SALEM: Of course.

Salem, we're smack dab in
the Bermuda Triangle!

Magic won't work here!

Why not?

The Bermuda Triangle is the
one place on earth where the

dimensional wall between the
Netherworld and Earth is thin!

Ultra thin!

Wowsers.

Yahh!

Freaky chicken!

Yahh!

Land bird on my ear!

Land bird!

It's not a land bird.

It's a Cockatrice.
See?

Says right here in the Big
Book of Magic Creatures,

volume three.

I'm happy that you came
prepared...

but I could use a
little help here!!

Phew, that was a close one.

It says here that the
cockatrice's poison could

drive you nuts.

You're one lucky -

Heeeeeeeere's Salem!

..gotta go.

Ugh!
Oh, I have to warn Sabrina!

I wonder if it gets
cold here at night.

I'll keep you warm, Harvey!

He, ha...Did I say cold?

I mean..

Phew its gonna be a hot one.

Come on, pay up.

I know you got shells.

Where are they?

Ha!

Try to hide this monkey wampum
from me?

Gaah!

Maybe it's time to head
home.

We've been here all morning

and everyone's
getting hungry.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Get everybody ready, I'll go
zap up a little storm.

Hmmm....

Come on, everyone!

A storm's coming soon!

Why do we want a storm?

To blow us back to Greendale.

Are you trying to
make us believe

that if we get on that
rickety torn-up boat,

a improbable, if not
impossible,

flash storm will blow us right
back to Greendale?

Yes?

Hurrah!

Now I'll be home in time
for the Taffy Channel's

new Taff-u-mentary,
The Consistency Wars,

1929 to 35.

Hmmmm...

..bring on the storm!

..a kick in the keester, give
to us a strong NorEaster!

..Uhm..

Give us some wind?

Please?

Please?I got everyone ready.

I got everyone ready.

What's going on?

I don't know. My magic
still isn't working!

SALEM: Magic isn't working?

Bahh!
Of course it doesn't work.

You looking at me?

Salem, what do you know?

Why isn't it working?

Foolish stripling, can you
not see the truth?

This is important!

We currently reside in the
Bermuda Triangle!

A place that takes what it
wants!

A place where no magic will
save us!

We're doomed, I tell you,
doomed!

Ha, ha, ha, ha...

Are you feeling all right?

Yes. Fine. Why?

Bah, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Boing, boing, bouncing cat!

A bouncing cat am I!

Meow!

What do we do now?

We've got no storm, no food
and your cat has gone

full-goose bozo on us!

We're never going to get
home!

Yes we will.

But we'll have to do it
ourselves.

How?

It's time to rally the
troops.

We've got a problem.

Ohhhhhh!

It doesn't look like
there's going to be a storm.

Then how are we supposed to
get back to Greendale?

We get the ferry working.

How bad a shape can it be in?

So it needs a little patch
work.

Okay, a lot of patch work.

All right, We're sunk.

What?
You're all giving up?

I wish we had our parents..

Yeah!

And teachers..

Yeah!!

This morning every one of
us wanted a day without

grownups or responsibility.

Well, we got that.

But now it's up to us.

What do we do?

We build our own boat and
head for home.

Who's with me?

I'll work on the engine.

I'll work on the boat.

And I'll go live with my
monkey brethren in the jungle

and become one with their
primitive ways forever.

Sabrina, wanna come withme ?

I think I'll try the escape
and return to civilization

plan first.

Suit yourself!

Harvey, I'm with you.

Then let's go build us a
boat!

This better work!

Give it a go!

Got it!
It's fixed!

Come on, shut it off.

Let's go tell the others we
can put it on the boat!

Oh, beautiful, glorious
pinwheel of joy!

Spinning with innocent
delight.

How bravely you gleam with
the bright refulgence of a

thousand unkept promises.

Shining like a
brass hippopatamus

in the noonday sun.

What's that you say my
dear?

They're going to submerge
you in the cold water?

Fear not, lovely.

I'll save you.

I will polish and worship
your beautiful glow,

and we will rule this
island together!

As king and propeller!

Oh dear.

I'm feeling a bit winded.

I'm afraid my slimy
psuedopodia is not built for

long distance running.

At last!

Yahh!

Ugh!

My lovely!

My precious Spinneretta!

I don't understand.

The propeller was just here!

Salem?

Uhm..

Sabrina, somehow, I doubt your
cat stole our propeller.

I'll be right back.

Salem's gone mad.

He's got Cockatrice Zapper
Madness!

He's gone crazy!

Oh no!

Oh, and we're in the middle
of the Bermuda triangle where

magic doesn't work properly.

SALEM: Mah, ha, ha, ha..

Yaah!

Oh, bother.
In the grass again!

SALEM: Oh, beautiful Spineretta.

Salem?

Yes!

Sing to me, oh spinning Jungle
Propellor Queen!

How are we ever going to get
home?

Okay, Gem. You're going
to be fine here?

No problem.

It will be tough, but I'll
suffer through it.

I'm heating up here!

Palm leaf!

All right, that jungle is too
thick to walk in.

We'd get lost for sure.

We'll definitely have to
take the river.

But how can we be sure Salem
will be near the river?

Sabrina, can I talk to you
for a sec?

Let's keep this whole "my
cat stole the propeller" thing

to ourselves, okay?

But it's true.

You're scaring everyone.

Deal.

Okay everyone!

Let's saddle up, lock and
load!

Ahh.. bye bye!

We'll suffer here, but
don't worry about us!

All right, I'm in control
now!

You, fan me with a palm leaf.

You, serve me coconut milk..

and Gretta..

how about a little more lotion
on my back?

Ja.
Lotion I vill rub now.

Anyone else think we should
turn back..?

Yeah, maybe me.

This is crazy..

We don't even know what
we're looking for!

That!

Uhm..

your cat made that?

Pretty impressive training.

It's all right!

It's all right!

It's all been approved!

Slugloaf?
What are you doing here?

Are all of these your
monkeys?

They're his followers, man.

They've come for him.

I tell you, that cat's
enlarged my mind.

He's a poet-warrior of a
classic sense.

Take me to him.

Uh? I don't know if
he'll like that much..

See, he's not so fond of
visitors.

Come on.

I'm warning you!

Harvey, stop!

Huh?

Wha?

I warned you.

Whoa.

Aaaahhhhh!

Whoa.

Are you guys all right?

We're fine.
Go stop him.

Before he traps you too!

It's our only way out!

Uuuggggg...Looook!

Whoa!!

[scream]

[scream]

That was close.

Yaaahhhh!

SALEM: Ha, ha, ha, ha..

Hello, Sabrina.

I thought it might be you!

You will never get my
propeller!

She's mine!

I can pry this one open.

Don't leave the cage, man.

Those monkeys!

They'll tickle you to
ribbons!

On the feet!

I thought they were your
monkey brethren.

They worship that cat, man.

They think he's some kind of
God.

What's going to happen to
us?

I'm more worried about
Sabrina.

Slugloaf you better think of
some way to reconnect with

those monkeys or we'll never
get off.

Salem, it's me.

Remember, you're my cat.

You're my best friend.

It's not going to work.

You want to separate us.

It won't work.

She is mine!

If you could just
remember who you are

everything will be all right.

I've got all the power.

I've got the monkeys, I've
got the propeller..

I just swallowed a bug..

Got the cat in the bag!

Let's go!

Are you okay?

Thank you Harvey.

How'd you get loose?

The monkeys freed us.

Slugloaf found his connection.

All the monkeys in the house
go "yeah" Say yeah!

I say whoop, hop, hippedy
pop, pop, hip, hip, hop!

You got the propeller?

Yes!

Hooray! Hooray!

My magic's back on line.

We must be out of the
Triangle.

Glad to hear it.

Well, I certainly hope you
ladies have learned a valuable

life-lesson from all this.

Oh yeah.

I don't think I'll ever
take a trip without my parents

or teachers again.

Here, here.

Although, as long as I got my
mojo working..

How do you feel about a
quick jaunt to Italy?

Molto bene!

Or Morocco?

Sabrinaaaaaaa!!!!!

Nobody cares about
poor ol' I.O. Newt!

Just leave him behind -- he's
only a one-eyed Newt,

who needs him anyway?

He just takes up space!

And I still didn't get my
lousy Johnny-Caaaakes.