Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 55 - Brina Baby - full transcript

Sabrina abuses her magic one too many times and Quigley is not pleased. He warns her of the consequences of goofing off. Sabrina, not wanting to be a failure in adulthood, swears off magic altogether. Suddenly, strange things start happening around the house. The whole family is shocked when they discover that Sabrina's inner witchlet is the culprit. She then must decide between keeping her vow (not to use magic) or face the consequences and save her family from the havoc that her little self has wrought.

[PURRING]

♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪

♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪

♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪

♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪

♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪

♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪



♪ GET HAPPY ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

HA HA!

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪

...I mean it, Chloe, they say
it's only THE coolest CD ever!



I'd run and buy it right now,
if I wasn't so swamped.

You can't believe how much
homework I've got to do!

Hey, imagine how the LAMP
feels.

He's the one doing it.

Yeah, me too, gotta go.

I promised Uncle Quig I'd
clean out my closet. Ciao!

Yep, this teenager's work is
never done.

At least not by her.

Better hope Quigley doesn't
catch you goofing off.

Salem, I am NOT goofing--

[phone rings]

Hel-lo.

Oh, hi, Harvey!...

Now?

Wellll...

Okay, sure!

Be right there!

Bye-ee!

You were saying?

C'mon, Salem, it's too nice a
day to be inside.

Anyway, I can make up for it
tomorrow.

Right.

That's what you said
yesterday,

when the toaster wrote your
book report.

At least it had crispy edges.

You should talk.

You ALWAYS use magic to make
your life easier.

Hey, I'm a cat.
It's my job.

Well, there are things I want
to do and homework isn't one

of them.

Make sure you do all the
extra-credit questions.

Aren't you forgetting your
piano practice?

Oh, that's right!

Thanks for reminding me.

[piano playing]

AN F!!!

How could you get an F on a
mid-term?!!

I thought you were studying
day and night!

Now, Uncle Quigley, there is
an explanation.

It's...it's....

Sabrina...

have you been letting
the appliances

do your homework again?

Er, um...
who, me?

Gee, that explains it.

I tried to make toast
yesterday,

and the toaster kept going on
about the fall of Rome.

Now, that's not true!

The toaster does her English.

The Dryer does her history.

Ooooops.
Have I said too much?

I knew it!

You're using magic to shirk
your responsibilities!

Okay, okay.

So maybe I've been goofing
off a little lately.

What's the big deal?

It's a very big deal.

The DRYER doesn't need to
learn history, YOU do.

And that goes for math and
piano and even selling candy!

While all your friends are
learning things the hard way,

you're taking the easy way
out.

With witchcraft!

If you're not careful, young
lady,

you could end up a failure in
life.

What are you going to be doing
when you're thirty?

[echoing] ...when you're
thirty...when you're thirty...

Chloe?
Sabrina.

I'm closing up shop early.

You busy?

Sabrina, please, I've asked
you not to call me at work.

Wanna go hang at the mall?

Okay, maybe later.

Bye.

Sabrina, I CAN'T go now.

I'm arguing a case before
the Chief Justice

of the Supreme Court.

So sorry, Your Honor.

Taco run?

No can do, Sabrina.

Harvey's arguing a case before
me.

Hasta lumbago!

All my friends have such
important jobs.

Maybe I should have worked
harder when I was young.

Hey, Gorgeous.

Buy you a drink?

No way!

That's NOT happening to me!

Family...
and Salem.

I'm sorry to wake you
all up at this hour --

but I've made an
important decision.

[whistles]

Huh...?
Wha...?

I said, I've made an important
decision.

If it involves going back to
bed, you've got my vote.

If I'm ever going to buckle
down and become a success,

I'll have to do it without
witchcraft.

Well, good for you, Sabrina.

I'm proud of you.

Therefore, I've decided to
take a Binding Witches Oath

to give up magic -- forever!

Sabrina, are you sure?

A Binding Witches Oath is
the solemnest promise

a witch can make.

That's right.

If you break it, there's an
awful punishment.

Yeah, if you...

Punishment?
What punishment?

I never heard anything about
punishment.

Trust me, Salem, you don't
want to know.

It's too...horrible.

But I do, I really do!

Curiosity, it's a cat thing.

Guys? I don't know what the
punishment is and I don't care.

'Cause this is one oath I'm
going to keep.

With spellbook and candle I
hearby vow,

To give up magic starting now,
To work hard and long to reach

success, And do it all
witchcraft-less!

I so swear. I so
swear. I so swear.

Salem: So, what is the
punishment anyway?

Hilda: I hardly slept at all.

That was some night.

I hope Sabrina knows what's
she's doing.

Good morning, Ladies.

Sabrina?
You're up already?

I never went back to sleep.

Like my outfit?

It's called dressing for
success.

And, I worked on this all
night.

You made an attache case?

No.
What's inside.

It's a personal organizer.

If I'm going to be a
success,

I have to micro-manage my
time.

6:30AM: Wake up, turn
off alarm clock.

6:31 AM: Walk to bathroom.

6:32 AM: Brush upper teeth.

6:32 and 1/2 AM:
Brush lower teeth.

6:33 AM: Spit.

You've got your whole day
planned out by the minute!

My day, my week, my month.

My life.

They'll be no more goofing
off for me.

Now, you'll excuse me.

It's 7:05.
I'm off to school.

But it doesn't start for 2
hours.

The library's open.

I can use the time to triple
re-check my homework,

and color code my flashcards.

Hmmm...

I'm home! And I'm a minute and
a half ahead of schedule!

We can talk.

Wow! You sure you can afford to
waste your valuable time on us?

Don't tease!

I think it's fabulous Sabrina's
stuck to her schedule!

Yes, I've been a serious,
non-magical person for

two weeks now, and I've
made significant progress.

As you can see: A.- my grade
point average has made

a solid improvement.

B.- I've maximized time
allocation in all areas.

And C.- I've learned to make
a spiffy pie chart.

Wow! We should go out for
a pizza and celebrate.

Sorry, no time.

The road to success has no
off-ramps for fun and games.

Gotta go.

Careful, Sabrina.

All work and no play makes
witches go bonkers.

Salem:
Haaaaaaallllllllllllppp!!

I fell into a magical vortex
and I can't get out!

Cast a spell, Sabrina!

Save meeeee!

Hang on!
I'll just...

Wait a minute.

Magical vortexes spin
clockwise,

not counter-clockwise.

That's a phony vortex!

All right, Salem, what's going
on?

Whoa!

Oh, all right, Miss Sherlock.

I conjured it up so you'd break
your oath and cast a spell.

PLEEEEEASE!

I've just gotta find out
what that punishment is!!

It's drivin' me nuts!

There's no time on my
schedule for magic --

or regrets.

Now let go, you're putting
me behind.

Sabrina... the strangest
thing just happened.

Somebody ate all the frosting
out of these cookies

and just left the wafers.

Who would do such a thing?

A-HA!
Sabrina!

You used to eat cookies like
that all time!

Now it's your duty to fix
them.

It would only take a little
spell...

Nice try, Salem.

But I haven't eaten cookies that
way since I was, like, four.

Now, excuse me.
I've got a schedule to keep.

Y'know, you really shouldn't
try to tempt her.

Oh, stuff a cookie in it.

AAAAAAHHHH!

Whaaaaa?

I'm not scheduled to get up
for another twenty-two

minutes!

Somebody T.P.'d me while I was
asleep!

Somebody cut my books into
paper dolls!

Somebody tied this to my tail
and I can't stop chasing it!

Zelda?

Somebody crayon'd my whole
room!

It's like the Sistine Chapel
in crayon!

Who could've done all this?

Look!
The culprit left a clue!

Sabrina!!!

But...
but...

But I didn't do it!

Honest!

Why would I draw on the walls
or cut books into paper dolls

or do ANY of that childish
stuff?!

It wasn't me!

No?

Then why is YOUR name
scribbled in the corner?

And why are you the only one
that didn't have a prank

pulled on them?

We'll soon find out what's
going on here.

What's that?

It's a Security-Cam Crystal
Ball.

It telepathically records
everything that goes on around

the house, just in case.

That better not include my
litter-box.

I'll call up a tape of my
bedroom last night!

Salem: Focus!

Quigley: It's a little girl!

Salem: You mean a little witch!

See?
I TOLD you it wasn't me!

B-But Sabrina...

it IS you!

Huh?
What are you talking about?

She...She's right.

That little girl...

She's you...

when you were four years old!

WHAT?!

B-But how?

How can that little girl
be me, when I'M me?!

I mean I just don't get it.

It's your Inner Witchlet.

Excuse me?

That part deep inside of you
that's still a child at heart.

Every witch has one.

And with you working so hard
and not having any fun with

magic, it's only natural that
she wants to come out and play.

But what can we do to stop
this Inner Witchlet?

I know!
Sabrina could cast a spell!

Sorry, Salem.

I took an oath to give up
magic -- remember?

Besides, this is nothing a
spell will cure.

Sabrina needs to confront her
own Inner Witchlet.

But how can she, when it's a
part of her?

Maybe there is a way...

So little Breenie comes
out when I'm asleep, huh?

We'll see about that...

Salem: You're not going
to sleep at all?

Nope.

That way the little
witchlet won't have any

chance to come out.

I've got school books, study
aides and lectures on tape.

I'll stay up with you.

Say, I COULD use some coffee,
though.

Just zap me up one, would you?
Cream, two sugars.

Hey!
Stop trying to trick me!

I am not going to do any
magic!

Well, if THAT'S how it is,
then I'm going to sleep!

And I hope I snore.

[snoring]

Fine.
You sleep.

I'll get great things done!

Sabrina?

You still studying?

WAKEY-WAKEY!

It's morning!

Huh? What? Salem?

I-I wasn't sleeping!

I was just...
visualizing.

Yeah, I wonder if little
Breenie got out while you

weren't sleeping.

No way! I only closed my
eyes for a second.

[scream]
Huh?

Just don't stand there!

The house is full of ponies!

STAMPEDE!!!

Yaaaaaaahhhhhhgggg!

Open up in there!
It's the police!

Just arrest 'em all!

I know they stole my polo
ponies!

They're always doing
something weird.

Troublemakers, eh?

Yes?
May I help you, officer?

Police Chief Hoosegow to you,
buddy.

I got reason to believe
there's a nine-twenty-two

in progress here:
Grand Theft Ponies!

EEEEEP!

But why would you think
that, Mr. Chief, Sir?

The little lady who owns them
says so.

Now outta my way!

Huh?

Have you got a search warrant?

It's in the mail.

I ask the questions,
understand?

Now, where are the ponies?
[pony neighs]

Uh, NAY!
Nay, I say!

There are ponies here not!

YA!

Oh, you meant those ponies...

Boy, it's a good thing I
convinced the Chief that the

ponies only escaped from
Gem's home.

But I was the one who
convinced him this is a

designated Pony Refuge.

I'm just glad we all
didn't go to jail.

I'm exhausted.

If I slept last night, it
wasn't for long.

But at least I know tonight
will be Breenie-free!

That's right.

I'll keep an eye out for the
little mischief maker.

I'll just crochet pot
holders all night.

You can all sleep in peace.

Sweet dreams.
-Happy crocheting.

Night-night, Sabrina.

Morning already?

I guess little Breenie didn't
show, huh, Uncle Quigley.

Ugggnnnppmmphh!

Ohmigosh!

You okay?!

That little witchlet got the
drop on me!

Then she ran out to the front
yard!

Uh-oh. Did I have a sweet
tooth when I was four?

Yes, a big one.
Why do you ask?

At least it isn't home
too-sweet home, anymore.

Although I don't think we'll
ever get rid of the ants.

You sure you don't want us
to watch over you tonight?

Nope.

If that little witch
comes out again tonight,

I'll hear about it.

I'd like to see Breenie get
though this without waking up

the house.

Okay, then.
See you in the morning.

[cans clattering]
Told you it would work.

Whoa!

Hear that? Not even Breenie
could get out of that

without waking everybody up!

Guess again!

Well, would you look at what the
kid dragged in...

Oh, my gosh!

Eencie-weencie itty-bitty
Beencie-Babies?

When I was four I just loved
these.

Me too!

HUH?!

I just wuv Beencie-Babies!

It's you, Sabrina!

I mean you when you were
young.

I mean younger.

I thought my Inner Witchet
would only ome out

when I was asleep!

Now what do we do?

Tell her to go home.

The last thing we need around
here is another young witch.

Hey!

Breenie?
Why are you here?

You're only supposed to come
out when I'm asleep.

Nuh-uh.
I come out when I want.

But aren't you tired,
Breenie?

Don't you want to go back
into Sabrina,

where you belong?

No! Since big Sabrina
won't play anymore,

it's so bor-ring!

I'll just play by myself!

Where did she get all these?

Police Station.

Don't tell me, your
Beencie-Babies

have been stolen.

How come I know?

Because every Beencie-Baby in
town has been stolen,

that's how!

The phone's been ringin'
all morning!

Say, you don't suppose...

Mother of pearl!

My Beencie-Babies!!

They're gone!

Boys!
Get in here!

Ughhh!

Some fiend has kidnapped my
Beensie-Babies!

Put out an
All-Points-Bulletin!

Good thing I install tracking
devices in all my toys!

Now let's roll!

This has gone far enough!

I'll stop her.

I have a way with children.

Listen to me, young lady!

It's time to stop playing.

NOW!

Naughty Uncle!

Quigley wants a cracker!

She's YOUR Inner Witchlet,
Sabrina!

Only you can stop her with a
spell!

Do it!
Make my day.

No! I can't!

I took an oath!

Maybe Hilda and I could try
something together.

But it's dangerous to mess
with another witch's magic.

What are we doing here?

Some kind of containment
spell?

I guess.

Silly Aunties.

This is what we get for mixing
magic!

Sabrina, you're the only one
who can do something!

So do something!

But my vow!

This is the police!

Come out with your hands up!

We're prepared to use deadly
force.

For cryin' out loud, think
of the Beencie-Babies.

All right, knock down
the door, boys!

Oh, this IS getting
interesting.

What's it gonna to be,
Sabrina...

hard time or a little magic?

Sabrina!
Hurry!

Okay! Okay! I'll do magic!

All right!!

Stop the flying toys so teeny

Stop that little
witch BREENIE!!

Uggggnnn!

Hey!
No fair!!

Shhhhh!
I have to cast a big spell.

I have to return all these
toys, change back Uncle Quig--

You're mean!!

Me? Look at all the
trouble you've caused.

You started it!

You made me!

Just 'cause I stopped
having fun? I had to.

I've got important things to
do.

But you gotta have work AND
play!

It's no good to be all one
way!

We need both!

'Sides, if you don't have
any fun,

bad things happen!
[banging on door]

See?

Uggh-Owwww!

Uggh-Owwww!

Ugh-Owww!

I guess you're right.
Bad things are happening.

But what can I do?

Have fun.

Just a little every day.

Then I'll be happy 'n so
will you.

Really, that's it?

And you'll go back if I
promise to do it?

Uh-huh.

Deal!

Now, will you help me return
these Beencie-Babies

before you go?

Uh-huh.

Say good-bye we don't mean
maybe!

Run on home each
Beencie-Baby!!

Ohgh!

Owwwwww! I think I
dislocated something.

Oh, it's unlocked.

Yahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Ohhh!!

Boys, I'm not about to write
a report on this one.

I've got an election
to face next year.

Let's get away from this
cockamamie house,

and never speak of it again.

That was fun!

Yeah, it was.

But you have to go back now,
like you said.

Ooo-kay.

But, have fun.

Or -- I'll be back.

Owwww! My knee! Oh! My elbow!

Haven't you squawked
enough already?

That takes care of everything.
I think.

Ahem.
Not quite.

You cast a spell.

You broke a Binding Witches'
Oath!

Now I get to find out what the
punishment is!

Breenie was right.

After finishing up homework,
I do need time to kick back

and have fun.

It's too bad about the
punishment, though.

It's so much harsher than I
could have imagined.

Harsh isn't the word.

It's inhuman.

It's sick.

Who'd have thought the
punishment would be that

Were-Hounds from the
Netherworld would torment

your CAT!

HAAALLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!

SABRIIIIIIINAAAAAA!!!

HAAAAALLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!

OH..OH...OH!

HELP!

♪♪♪
[giggling throughout]