Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 54 - Hexcalibur - full transcript

Sabrina needs help on a Netherworld term paper. She sneaks into Zelda's prize possessions to look at a journal written by the famous Wizard, Merlin. But the fragile book crumbles upon Sabrina touch. She goes back in time to visit the famous wizard in hopes of getting another copy and replacing it before Zelda finds out. But she and Salem go back a little too far and wind up in a time when Merlin and Arthur are the same age as Sabrina. Arthur pulls the famed Excalibur sword from a stone unaware that his jealous sister Morgan wants the sword for herself. Morgan plots to capture Sabrina and steal Excalibur. But Merlin comes to the rescue saving Sabrina, Arthur and Salem from Morgan's dungeon.

[PURRING]

♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪

♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪

♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪

♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪

♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪

♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪



♪ GET HAPPY ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

HA HA!

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

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WELL, SALEM,

AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK
HOW MY NETHERWORLD SPELL
STUDIES CLASS WENT?

WHY BOTHER?

YOU JUST DID.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

I WAS FIRST IN MY CLASS
AT RAINING FROGS.

WELL, NOW I KNOW
WHO TO CALL.

SO, WHERE'S YOUR
HOMEWORK, FROG QUEEN?

IN MY DAY, WE HAD
WHEELBARROWS FULL.

AH! UGH.

I SEE NOTHING
HAS CHANGED.

[SIGHS]
AND I'VE ALSO GOT TO
WRITE A TERM PAPER

ON MERLIN'S MYSTICAL
CONTRIBUTIONS TO WIZARDRY.

GUESS I'LL NEED
MY ENCYCLOPEDIA ENCHANTICA.

MERLIN THE MAGICIAN,

THE FOUNDER OF MEDIEVAL MAGIC.

MERLIN WAS THE OFFICIAL WIZARD
TO ENGLAND'S KING ARTHUR

AND HIS KNIGHTS
OF THE ROUND TABLE.

WITH THE HELP OF THE MAGICAL
SWORD EXCALIBUR,

MERLIN AND ARTHUR
MADE CASTLE CAMELOT

THE ULTIMATE SYMBOL OF CHIVALRY
AND GALLANTRY FOR ALL TIME.

OH, MAN. WHAT A YAWN
THIS WILL BE.

TOO BAD
YOU CAN'T JUST

SNATCH A FEW QUOTES
FROM THAT OLD MERLIN
BOOK OF ZELDA'S.

AUNT ZELDA HAS A
REAL BOOK BY MERLIN?

WOW, THAT WILL BE WORTH
MAJOR EXTRA CREDIT.

FORGET IT, KIDDO.

ZELDA WON'T LET ANYONE
TOUCH THAT BOOK.

IT'S A RARE FIRST EDITION
SIGNED BY MERLIN HIMSELF.

IT'S IRREPLACEABLE.

SALEM, I JUST WANT TO
READ IT, NOT TRAMPLE IT.

ZELDA WON'T EVEN KNOW
IT'S BEEN TOUCHED.

SORRY,
BUT THIS TIME,

I'M STANDING FIRM.

IT'S A MATTER OF
PRINCIPLE.

TELL ME AGAIN
WHY I'M DOING THIS.

BECAUSE I BRIBED YOU
WITH TUNA.

JUST CHECKING.

OH, CURSE THE ALBACORE
THAT GROWS SUCH TENDER FLESH.

NOW, PLEASE BE CAREFUL
WITH IT, SABRINA.

IT'S BEEN IN THE FAMILY
FOR OVER 1,000 YEARS,

AND IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO IT--

OH, STOP WORRYING,
SALEM.

I PROMISE I'LL HANDLE IT
WITH KID--

AH-CHOO!

GLOVES.

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE ALL DAY.

WE'RE DEAD MEAT.

ZELDA'S GONNA GROUND ME
TILL I TURN TO DUST,

MUCH LIKE THIS BOOK.

MAYBE I COULD REPLACE IT
WITH THE PAPERBACK VERSION.

AN ORIGINAL HANDWRITTEN MERLIN?

I DON'T THINK SO.

FACE IT--THE ONLY PERSON
WHO COULD REPLACE IT
IS--

MERLIN HIMSELF!
SALEM, THAT'S IT!

WE'LL JUST TAKE
A QUICK TRIP BACK IN TIME

AND GET ANOTHER BOOK
FROM MERLIN.

WE CAN STILL CATCH THE 4:15
BACK TO THE MIDDLE AGES.

COME ON!

AH, THOSE
BLACK PLAGUE DAYS...

WHEN A MEDIEVAL RAT
WAS BIG ENOUGH

TO MAKE A RAT ROAST
FOR A WEEK.

[SLURPS]

Man, British accent:
SIXTH CENTURY,

MIND YOUR HEAD AS YOU STEP OUT.

OH, THAT IS THE LAST TIME
I TRAVEL COACH.

THE PEANUTS WERE STALE,
AND I ALREADY SAW THE MOVIE.

THIS WAY.

TRUST ME.

TRUST ME, HE SAYS.

SALEM, WE ARE SO LOST.

HEY, I TOOK A SHOT.
I COULD HAVE BEEN RIGHT.

WAIT! I SEE SOMEBODY!
IT'S A KID!

COME ON, LET'S ASK HIM
FOR DIRECTIONS.

OH, FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!

Sabrina: AHEM.

OH! EXCUSETH
MY LANGUAGE, M'LADY.

UH, THE NAME IS SABRINA.

SAY, WOULDEST THOU CARE
TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?

ER...UH...WELL, WE'RE
KIND OF IN A HURRY.

PREPARE TO BE DAZZLED

AS I TURN YON POSY
INTO A BUTTERFLY.

HOCUS POCUS.

YOW!

OW, OW, OW, OW,
OW, OW, OW--

WELL, AT LEAST
NO ONE'S GONNA
STEAL HIS ACT.

ZOUNDS!

HOW DIDEST THOU
MAKE YON CAT TO SPEAK?

HEY, BACK OFF, BUSTER!

[BOTH STRAINING]

YOW!

[THUD]

VERILY, M'LADY,

THOU ART A MOST
RIGHTEOUS SORCERESS.

WILT THOU TEACHEST ME
SOME MAGIC?

UH, I'D LOVE TO, REALLY,
BUT WE'RE IN KIND OF
A HURRY RIGHT NOW.

WE NEED TO FIND MERLIN
THE MAGICIAN.

I AM MERLIN,

AND I DESIRE MOST ARDENTLY
TO BE A MAGICIAN.

ER, NO.

I'M SURE
I DON'T MEAN YOU.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
THE OLD MERLIN,

THE MAGICIAN GUY.
MAYBE YOUR FATHER?

BUT I AM THE ONLY MERLIN
IN THIS COUNTY,

MERLIN SCHMERLIN,

AND MY FATHER IS NO MAGICIAN.

HE RUNNETH THE CATAPULT

HIS NAME IS HERLIN SCHMERLIN.

YOU'RE MERLIN?

UH, EXCUSE ME A SEC.

SALEM, WE'VE GONE
TOO FAR BACK IN TIME!

THIS IS
THE RIGHT MERLIN,

BUT HE'S ONLY
12 YEARS OLD.

HOCUS CROCUS.

[STRAINS]

HE HASN'T EVEN LEARNED
TO DO MAGIC YET,
UNH!

LET ALONE WRITE
A BOOK ABOUT IT.

HA. MERLIN SCHMERLIN.

NO WONDER HE ONLY USED
HIS FIRST NAME.

I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED
A TRANSFER BACK AT
THE RENAISSANCE,

BUT NO.

[SIGHS]

COME ON. WE'D BETTER
HEAD BACK TO THE
COACH STOP.

FINE.

BUT THE NEXT COACH DOESN'T
LEAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT.

BUT THAT'S NOT
FOR HOURS!

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO TILL THEN?

[SNORTING]

[SNORTING]

I'M THINKING...RUN!

IT'S A WILD BOAR!

YIKES!

[SNORTING]

[SCREAMING]

I SHALL SAVE THEE!

STEADY, CAMELOT! STEADY!

WHOA! WHOA!

[GASPS]

[SNORTING]

WHOA!

[SNORTING]

[LAUGHS]

[SABRINA GASPS]

HARVEY?

BUT NO, M'LADY.

YON DUDE IS
MY BEST BUD ARTHUR.

ARTHUR? AS IN
KING ARTHUR?

WELL, SO FAR HE'S JUST
DUDE ARTHUR.

HE'S PRACTICING TO BE A
KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

HE NEEDS A LOT MORE
PRACTICE.

BE THIS HEAVEN?

FORSOOTH,
THOU MUST BE AN ANGEL.

WHY, THANKETH THEE
A LOT.

I THINKETH
I'M GONNA
BE SICK.

GAG.

AND SO SOMEDAY,
FAIR SABRINA,

I DREAM OF BEING
A GREAT KNIGHT

AND RIDING ON
A BOLD WHITE CHARGER.

EVER CONSIDER RAISING
YOUR SIGHTS A BIT HIGHER?

SAY, KING?

VERILY.

AND I SHALL BE THY GREAT
COURT MAGICIAN.

ASTOUNDING THE WORLD
WITH ACTS OF
LEGERDEMAIN.

PULL ON YON SCARF,
M'LADY.

I SHALL PRODUCE
1,000 MORE.

[RIP]

OOPS.

[GASP]
[GIGGLES]

[NEIGHS]

MAYBE FATHER IS RIGHT.

MAYBE I SHOULD GO
INTO THE FAMILY
CATAPULT BUSINESS.

NONSENSE, MERLIN!

DON'T GIVE UP. YOU JUST NEED
A LITTLE PRACTICE.

YEAH, RIGHT.
[CHUCKLES]

FOR REALETH, M'LADY?

SURE. AFTER WE EAT,

I'LL GIVE YOU
A FEW POINTERS.

Woman: AT LAST!

THE LEGENDARY SWORD
EXCALIBUR HATH APPEARED!

AND THE FOOLS
DON'T EVEN NOTICE IT.

BUT I HAVE SEARCHED
THE KINGDOM FOR IT,

AND NOW IT SHALL BE MINE!

Man, echoing: TAKE CARE,
MORGAN LE FAY,

FOR WHOSOEVER GAINS
THE SWORD EXCALIBUR

GAINS THE FUTURE THRONE
OF ENGLAND.

AND IT IS PROPHESIZED

THAT THY HALF-BROTHER ARTHUR
SHALL ONE DAY BE KING.

NOT IF I GET
THAT SWORD FIRST.

THEN I WILL RULE.

UH, AND THEN I'D BE
A BIG SHOT, TOO, RIGHT?

ZIP IT, LANCE-LOAF.

I MUST GOEST QUICKLY
AND GRABBETH THAT SWORD.

YOU JUST HAVE TO
CONCENTRATE, MERLIN.

LIKE THIS.

BRIMSTONE
AND TRIGGLE!

THOU HAST CONJURED
A HAM FIT FOR
A KING.

WE SHALL FEAST.

NOW YOU TRY IT, MERLIN.

WOW, WHAT POWER.

SEE, YOU CAN DO IT.

YOU JUST HAVE TO FOCUS MORE.

AND, UH, AIM A LITTLE BETTER.

SABRINA!

NOW TURN HIM
BACK INTO A CAT.

REMEMBER, MERLIN. FOCUS.

FOCUS.

[GRUNTS]

SCHMOCUS!

SABRINA!

UH, YOU JUST NEED
MORE FOCUS AND LESS SCHMOCUS.

LIKE THIS.

ABOUT TIME!

I WAS JUST GONNA
LAY AN EGG.

BAH! THIS WOODEN
SWORD CAN'T CUTTETH
WORTH DIDDLY.

WHY NOT USE THAT SWORD,
DUDE ART?

MY, THAT IS A BEAUTY.

STRANGE--I DON'T
REMEMBER SEEING IT
BEFORE.

SALEM, LOOK!

IT'S THE MAGICAL
SWORD EXCALIBUR.

HAVING IT
MEANS ARTHUR WILL
ONE DAY BE KING.

[STRAINS]

[STRAINS]

[LAUGHS]

THE FOOL.

MY PUNY HALF-BROTHER DOESN'T
POSSESS THE MAGICAL SKILL

TO REMOVE IT.

[STRAINING]

THIS IS...

ONE...UNH...

STUCK...UNH...

SWORD!

BETTER DO
SOMETHING

BEFORE HE GETS
A HERNIA

OVER A HAM
SANDWICH.

[STRAINING]

MAKE THAT A DOUBLE HERNIA.

ALL RIGHTETH!

COOL SWORD!

CURSETH THAT BLOND
TEENY BOPPER!

I SHALL NAME IT
EXCALIBUR...

AFTER MY GOLDFISH.

[GROANS]

THAT SWORD SHOULD BE MINE!

GET LOST, BIRD BRAIN!

I DON'T WANT YOUR WORM.

I'M HUMAN. SEE?

[CRACK]

UH-OH.

UNH!

WELL, READY FOR A FEW
MORE MAGIC TIPS?

[WHIMPERS]

FORSOOTH!
I WOULD BE,

BUT I MUST GET BACK
TO FIX DINNER

BEFORE MY FATHER
GETS HOME.

WOULDEST THOU LIKE
TO SUP WITH US?

UH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

AYE. COUNT ME IN, BUD.

I AM STARVING.

WELL, I GUESS IF
EVERYONE'S SUPPING,

SURE. WHY NOT?

[GROWLS]

YON SWORD SHALL BE MINE...

AND I SHALL DESTROY ANYONE
WHO STANDS IN MY WAY.

HURRY IT UP, LANCE-LOAF!

THEY'RE COMING!

IS THY TRAP READY?

ALMOST, BOSS BIRD.

AND IT'S STRONG ENOUGH
TO HOLD A HORSE.

EXCELLENT.

YUCK!

GO AWAY!

HEH HEH. ALL DONETH.

HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.

[BOING]

AH!

[CRACK]

Both: UNH!

I HATE YOU.

CHOP, CHOP, LANCE-LOAF!

UH, THIS'LL STOP THEM,
BOSS, M'LADY.

THEN YOU CAN GRAB
THE SWORD.

[SCREAMS]

Merlin:
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

NOW!

[STRAINS]
WHOA!

WHOA!

[MORGAN GROANS]

WE'RE HERE.

SORRY ABOUT
THE LAST MAGIC TRICK.

HEY, CHEER UP.
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.

YEAH. AT LEAST
HE'S THE SAME SPECIES.

[MERLIN GROANS]

METHINKS MAGIC
JUST AIN'T MY THING.

I'LL NEVER BE ANY GOOD.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME
IF I TOLD YOU

THAT SOMEDAY YOU'LL BECOME
THE GREATEST WIZARD
THAT EVER LIVED?

RIGHT.

[SIGHS]

I'LL START DINNER.

[SNIFF SNIFF]

Salem:
HMM. NOT BAD.

BAD? IT SMELLS
REALLY GOOD, MERLIN.

DIDST I NOT TELL YOU?

MY BUD WORKS MAGIC
IN THE KITCHEN.

Man: AAH!

UNH.

[ALL GASP]
YEP.

THE NEW CATAPULT
WORKS FINE, SON.

AH...THOU HAST BROUGHT
FRIENDS FOR DINNER.

SPLENDID.
WELL, LET'S EAT.

COMING RIGHT UP, DAD.

SIT DOWN AT
THE ROUND TABLE, EVERYBODY.

I'LL SERVE.

NAY! WE'LL SERVE.

YEAH!

WHO ARE YOU?

WE'RE YOUR NEW SERVANTS.

WE'RE DIRT POOR,

AND WE HAVE
SERVANTS?

WORK STUDY PROGRAM.

UGH.

I'LL CARVE.

OOPS. THOU FORGOT THE NICE,
WHITE TABLECLOTH.

Salem: QUAINT CUSTOM.

MMM. FOOD'S WONDERFUL.

BUT THE ATMOSPHERE--

Sabrina: THE SWORD!

AH, MAN! THY BUTLER DID IT?

I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE
ASKED FOR REFERENCES!

NOT SO FAST!

WHOA! UNH.

YOU BUSYBODY!

THAT SWORD BELONGS TO ME!

[GASPS]
GEM?

IT'S MY HALF-SISTER
MORGAN LE FAY.

MORGAN!
UNHAND MY SWORD!

GUESS I'LL HAVE TO
TRY SOMETHING ELSE.

LET ME TRY.

UNH!

[GRUNTS]

OH, NO.

[LAUGHS]

NICE ONE, MERLIN.

HA HA HA HA HA.

COME ON, SABRINA,
IT'S GETTING LATE.

I KNOW.

THE FUTURE OF ENGLAND
AND THE WORLD

DEPENDS ON US GETTING
THAT SWORD BACK

AND ARTHUR BECOMING
KING.

I MEANT
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR OUR COACH.

HOP ON, MERLIN.

YOU'LL DO BETTER
WITHOUT ME.

I'LL JUST
SLOW YOU DOWN...

OR WORSE.

OH, GO ON, SON.

YOU LIKE
THAT MAGIC STUFF.

NOT ANYMORE.

I QUIT.

I'M STARTING WORK
WITH YOU TOMORROW, DAD,

EVEN THOUGH
I HATE THE COMMUTE.

WAIT! YOU CAN'T
GIVE UP MAGIC.

YOU'RE MERLIN, AND YOU'RE
GONNA BE REALLY GREAT,

YOU JUST HAVE TO
WANT IT ENOUGH.

[GAGS]

I THINKEST
I'M GONNA BE SICK.

NO TIME, MERLIN!

YOU'VE GOTTA
STEER THIS THING

WHILE I GET HER
TO GIVE UP THE SWORD.

[FROGS CROAKING]
[MORGAN SCREAMS]

CURSES!

I MIGHT GET WARTS.

STOP! CEASE!

DESIST!

OH, THAT TICKLETH!

[LAUGHS]

NO!

Merlin:
THOU DID IT, SABRINA!

YEAH. NOW WE JUST
HAVE TO FIND THE SWORD.

EXCALIBUR,
THOS HAST RETURNED.

BUT WHAT OF
M'LADY AND MERLIN?

[HORSE NEIGHS]

WHERE IS THAT SWORD?

[SCREAMS]
WHOA!

Salem: WHOA!

WHOA.

[SALEM AND SABRINA
SCREAMING]

[GULP]

Salem and Sabrina: AAH!

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD
HAVE CAUGHT THE COACH.

RELAX. MY MAGIC WILL
GET US OUT OF HERE.

Morgan:
THINK AGAIN, MEDDLER.

THIS IS
AN ENCHANTED CAGE.

YOUR MAGIC IS POWERLESS.

[GRUNTS]

YEAH, WELL...ARTHUR
WILL COME TO RESCUE ME.

YES.

I'M COUNTING ON IT.

AND THEN THE SWORD
WILL BE THINE, MORGAN.

[LAUGHS]

Merlin: WHOA!

[GROANS]

SABRINA'S IN DANGER,
BEST BUD.

SHE SAVED
YOUR SWORD, MAN.

THEN I VOW THAT
WE SHALL SAVE HER!

BUT MORGAN'S MAGIC
IS POWERFUL, MAN.

DON'T WORRY. YOUR MAGIC
CAN TAKE HERS ANY DAY.

[HORSE NEIGHS]

MINE? I DON'T
THINK SO, DUDE.

THAT SISTER OF YOURS
IS SCARY, MAN.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

SHE USED TO BITE THE HEADS
OFF HER DOLLS.

Both: WHOA!

UNH.

HA HA HA.

WELL, IT TOOK YOU
LONG ENOUGH.

YOU HAVE A THATCHED
HUT WITH A DUNGEON?

I DIDN'T BLOW
MY ALLOWANCE

ON CHOCOLATE HOLY GRAILS
LIKE SOME PEOPLE.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT.

I WANT THAT SWORD!

NEVER! FEAR NOT,
FAIR DAMSEL.

BY MY SWORD,
I SHALL SAVE THEE.

OH, PLEASE.

EN GARDE! TAKE THAT!

HOW AM I DOING, M'LADY?

WHOA.

WHAT A KLUTZ.

MERLIN, USE YOUR MAGIC!

Merlin: OH, NO!

YOU CAN STOP HER!
TRY AGAIN!

Merlin: UNH!

UH, SORRY I'M LATE.

NAY. FOR ONCE,
YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.

PUT THAT AMATEUR
IN CHAINS.

THAT'S IT. THIS IS
ALL MY FAULT.

I'M A FAILURE NOW
AND FOR ALL TIME.

I THINK THAT'S
A FAIR ASSESSMENT.

LOSER.

[LAUGHS]

UNH!
Man: YOU MAY POSSESS THE SWORD,

BUT ITS POWER
IS USELESS TO YOU

WHILE YOUR HALF-BROTHER
IS STILL AROUND.

THAT'S EASILY REMEDIED.

LANCE-LOAF!

TOSS HIM INTO THE CAGE!

FAREWELL, HALF-BROTHER.

HA HA HA HA HA!

SIS, DON'T DO THIS.

I'LL LET YOU RIDE CAMELOT.

HONEST.

I'LL HAVE THE HORSE AND
THE KINGDOM, ARTHUR.

WITH EXCALIBUR,

YOU WOULD HAVE
BECOME KING.

INSTEAD, YOU'LL BE
BANISHED TO A PLACE

FROM WHICH
YOU'LL NEVER RETURN.

IT'S NOT DEATH...

BUT IT'S NOT A WHOLE LOT
OF LAUGHS, EITHER.

KING? I COULD HAVE BEEN KING?

MY BEST BUD, BANISHED
TO YON CURSED DIMENSION?

I'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

Sabrina:
MERLIN, DON'T GIVE UP!

YOU JUST GOTTA
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

YOU'RE A GREAT MAGICIAN!

HA HA HA!

HE CAN'T HELP YOU.

YES, YOU CAN, MERLIN!

YOU JUST HAVE TO
WANT IT ENOUGH!

[STRAINING]

THAT'S IT!
YOU'VE GOT IT!

UNH!

THINK YOU CAN
CHALLENGE ME?

HA!

[GASPS]
[STRAINS]

[ROARS]

DON'T GET SCARED, MERLIN.
CONCENTRATE.

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
SHE CAN DO.

NO!

EGADS!

IS SHE GONE FOREVER?

NAY, BUD.

SHE'LL BE BACK,

BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.

AND BY THAT TIME,

I'LL BE EVEN MORE POWERFUL
THAN I AM NOW.

BOY, SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE PRETTY CONFIDENT,

FINALLY.

HOW'D YOU DO ALL THAT?

PLEASE, OH, FUTURE KING.

FROM NOW ON, IT'S MERLIN.

JUST PLAIN MERLIN.

UH, HEY...

CAN EITHER OF YOU
STILL USE A BUTLER?

Arthur:
MAYHAPS YOU SHALL STAY
AND BE MY QUEEN.

AND THY SHALL BE
MY ROYAL MOUSER.

HMM...SOUNDS
PRETTY GOOD.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED
A HECK OF AN EXCUSE

FROM SCHOOL.

EXCUSE ME. I'M LOST.

CAN YOU TELL ME
HOW I CAN GET TO

THE ONCE AND FUTURE
CAMELOT?

MY NAME IS GUINEVERE.

WELL, GUINEVERE,
I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE,

BUT I'LL BET I CAN FIND IT.

HERE, HOP ON MY HORSE.

CAN'T WE JUST
ASK DIRECTIONS?

MEN.

COME ALONG, LANCE-LOAF.
YOU CAN BE MY BUTLER.

THERE WILL COME A TIME
WHEN ARTHUR WILL
BE SORRY HE--

TIME? HEY,
IF WE HURRY,

MAYBE WE CAN STILL
MAKE THE REDEYE.

NEEDETH A LIFT?

GEE, THANKS FOR
EVERYTHING, MERLIN...

EVEN THOUGH I NEVER DID
GET THE BOOK I CAME FOR.

BOOK?

OH, SHE NEEDS A BOOK
WRITTEN BY MERLIN,

BUT OF COURSE
YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN
ONE YET.

WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

IT'S MY FIRST BOOK OF MAGIC.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

BE BRUTAL.

MEDIEVAL MISSION
ACCOMPLISHED,

AND ZELDA WILL NEVER
KNOW THIS WAS GONE.

OH, MAN.

[BOTH COUGH]

[LAUGHTER]

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