Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 47 - Enchanted Vacation - full transcript
It's spring vacation. So many places to see...But Hilda wants the gang to go on an Adventure Tour in the Netherworld. They leave just in time because Tim the Witchsmeller is back and wants revenge. Tim discovers where they went and is on their tail. The vacation is teaching the family to cooperate, something they have a hard time doing. They're going to need to pull together because Tim has a new morphing machine and he uses it to turn each member of the family against one another. The Spellman's learn teamwork and band together to reverse the effects and destroy Tim.
[PURRING]
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
Tim: TIM, YOU EVIL GENIUS.
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
THE PERFECT ESCAPE PLANS.
MY WITCH SMELLER
ESCAPE-O-MATIC
MIGHT TAKE 20 YEARS
TO BUILD,
BUT ONCE I'VE FINISHED,
I WILL BE A FREE MAN.
[LAUGHS]
AND THEN I SHALL BE FREE
TO RID MY TERRIBLE REVENGE
UPON SABRINA SPELLMAN.
HMM.
[SNORTS]
AAH!
YEOW!
UNHHH!
ELTON,
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT INTERRUPTING ME
IN MID-PLOT?
SAY, HOW DID YOU
GET OUT OF YOUR CELL?
[SNORTS]
THE OLD TUNNEL TRICK, EH?
PEDESTRIAN,
BUT EXPEDIENT.
ELTON, YOU ARE
THE BEST AARDVARK
A VILLAIN COULD HOPE FOR.
LET'S GO.
[SNORTS]
THAT'S FOR
SNEAKING UP ON ME.
THE TIME HAS COME
FOR VENGEANCE,
AND I WON'T REST
UNTIL THE HEAD
OF EVERY MEMBER
OF THAT DISTASTEFUL
SPELLMAN FAMILY
IS MOUNTED
ON MY TROPHY WALL.
[EVIL LAUGH]
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
All: YAY!
ALL RIGHT,
SPRING VACATION!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A KILLER TIME.
RIGHT, 'BRINA?
NOT ME.
Both: WHAT?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE BAD
ABOUT SPRING VACATION?
TRY GOING ON
THE ANNUAL SPELLMAN FAMILY
LAME-O VACATION,
AND YOU WON'T
HAVE TO ASK.
YOU DON'T MIND
IF HARVEY AND I
DO STUFF TOGETHER
WHILE
YOU'RE AWAY, DO YOU?
NO, MY LIFE'S OVER, ANYWAY.
WHY SHOULD I CARE?
GREAT, THANKS.
COME ON, HARV.
CHLOE, YOU WANNA
GO HIT THE DIRT
BIKE TRACK?
SURE. THEN LATER,
WE CAN CHECK OUT
THAT NEW ICE CREAM
JOINT.
COOL.
OOH!
Hilda: BUT I WANNA GO
ON A SKIING VACATION.
HILDA,
YOU CAN'T EVEN SKI.
YES, BUT I LOOK FABULOUS
IN SKI CLOTHES.
BUT WE DREW STRAWS,
AND I WON.
SO IT'S MY TURN
TO PICK OUR VACATION.
I STILL SAY
WE SHOULD GO TO
THE CANARY ISLANDS.
THOSE CANARIES
ARE DELICIOUS.
I'LL START WITH
THE CANARY CON CARNE
FOLLOWED BY
CANARY CHOW MEIN,
EXTRA CRISPY
ON THE NOODLES,
AND FOR DESSERT,
CANARIES JUBILEE.
[GASPS]
MAYBE NEXT YEAR,
FELINE...
BUT THIS DREAM VACATION
IS OVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME,
I WON,
AND I PICK THE VACATION.
ANY MORE OBJECTIONS?
Quigley: AH-CHOO!
I WASN'T OBJECTING,
JUST SNEEZING.
IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
I'M TOO SICK
TO GO THIS YEAR.
I KNOW, UNCLE QUIGLEY.
BUT I'M NOT TOO SICK
TO OFFER SOME ADVICE.
HERE IT COMES.
[SNORTS]
EVERYBODY WANTED TO GO
SOMEWHERE DIFFERENT,
AND ZELDA WON.
YOU'RE GOING ON A NETHERWORLD
ADVENTURE TOUR THIS YEAR.
[SNIFFLES]
OH.
OH, HAPPY DAY.
WELL, THE REST OF YOU
NEED TO SUCK IT UP
AND MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
GOT IT?
GOT IT.
GOT IT.
[SNIFFLES]
WELL, THEN, IT'S FINAL.
[DOOR SLAMS]
I AM NOT GOING
ON ANOTHER CRUMMY VACATION
WITH THIS FAMILY.
[SNIFFLES]
LET ME BACK UP
AND TRY AGAIN.
AH!
UNH!
[SNORTS]
THE SPELL SCRAMBLER,
THE LASER CANNON,
AND THE ATOMIC
ETHANOOSE.
MARVELOUS! HA HA.
LET'S GO, ELTON.
[SNIFFS, SNORTS]
YOU SMELL WITCHES,
DON'T YOU, PRECIOUS?
[SNORTS]
WON'T THE SPELLMAN FAMILY
BE SURPRISED TO SEE US?
WITCHES, PREPARE
TO MEET YOUR DOOM!
OH, DRAT. ANOTHER
GREAT ENTRANCE WASTED.
ARE THERE GONNA BE
ANY CUTE GUYS
ON THIS NETHERWORLD
ADVENTURE TOUR?
IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE REALLY FUN.
OH. I GUESS THAT ANSWERS
MY QUESTION.
THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
I DIDN'T EVEN
GET TO DRAW STRAWS.
YOU GOT TO CHOOSE
LAST YEAR, SABRINA.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU CAN'T DROP ME OFF
AT THE CANARY ISLANDS?
FOR THE LAST TIME, NO.
MMM.
[SNORTING]
I'M STARTING
TO LOSE FAITH
IN YOUR WITCH SMELLING
ABILITIES, ELTON.
[SNORTS]
OH, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU SAY
THEY'RE UPSTAIRS,
I BELIEVE YOU.
NETHERWORLD,
HERE WE COME.
HA! WITCHES,
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR...
ELTON!
[SNORTS]
NO, IT'S HARD
TO BE EVIL
WITHOUT AT LEAST
A LITTLE COOPERATION
FROM YOUR VICTIMS.
WHERE IN THE NAME OF
THE 9 NECROMANCIES
COULD THEY BE?
[ELTON SNORTS]
[SNORTS]
"NETHERWORLD
ADVENTURE TOUR," EH?
ELTON, DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?
NO, OF COURSE,
YOU DON'T.
YOU'RE JUST
A DUMB ANIMAL.
[SNORTS]
NOW HOW COULD WE GET
TO THE NETHERWORLD?
[SNORTS]
I'VE GOT IT!
THE BATHTUB!
YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES, I'M DAZZLED
BY THE INCANDESCENT GLOW
OF MY OWN GENIUS.
[SNORTS]
I BET CHLOE AND HARVEY
ARE HAVING A BLAST
WHILE I'M STUCK HERE.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
I COULD BE SUCKIN' DOWN
CANARY COOLERS RIGHT NOW.
AND I COULD BE
FLIRTING WITH...
[GASPS]
HELLO, TALL, DARK,
AND EQUINE.
[SCOTTISH BAGPIPES PLAY]
ARE YOU THE TOUR GUIDE,
ANGUS Mac CENTAUR?
AYE, LASSIE,
THAT I AM.
[LAUGHS]
DID HE JUST
CALL YOU "LASSIE? "
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT, LASSIE?
WELL, WHERE I COME FROM,
LASSIE'S A DOG.
HA HA HA.
WHERE I COME FROM,
SOME ARE,
AND SOME AREN'T.
BUT YOU THREE LASSIES
SPARKLE LIKE THE LOCH LOMOND.
[BOTH LAUGH]
BUT I COULDN'T
HELP NOTICING
YOU WERE HAVING
A WEE ARGUMENT
WHEN I WALKED UP.
SOMETIMES,
WE ARGUE AND STUFF,
BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY
MEAN ANYTHING.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
YA KNOW
THE NETHERWORLD TOUR
IS A LOT OF FUN.
BUT IT CAN
BE DANGEROUS, TOO.
ESPECIALLY IF YA
DON'T WORK TOGETHER.
NOW CAN I COUNT
ON ALL OF YA
TO COOPERATE?
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
ANY TIME, ANGUS, HONEY.
ME, TOO.
YEAH, WHATEV.
Angus:
HOW 'BOUT YOU,
WEE PUSS?
COOL YOUR
TELETHIUM CRYSTALS, SCOTTY.
I'M FINE.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LET'S GET STARTED.
THE FIRST LEG OF THE TOUR
IS A GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE
OVER THE SUNKEN
CITY OF ATLANTIS.
ANYTHING YOU SAY, HUNK--
I MEAN, ANGUS.
SO, IT'S OFF
TO THE OCEAN OF DREAMS.
SOUNDS DREAMY.
I SAW HIM FIRST.
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA
BE A DORKY VACATION.
SO, THEY HAVE A CENTAUR
WATCHING OVER THEM, DO THEY?
WELL, WE'LL JUST
STALK THEM FOR NOW.
THEN STRIKE WHEN
THE TIME IS RIGHT.
Hilda:
SO TELL ME, ANGUS,
DO YOU PREFER
RIDING WESTERN
OR ENGLISH STYLE?
ANGUS,
THE OCEAN OF DREAMS
IS BEAUTIFUL.
IT IS PRETTY AWESOME.
Angus: AYE, THAT IT IS.
BUT I HAVE TO WARN YA,
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
YOU'VE GOT
TO TAKE TURNS GOING TO
THE SIDE OF THE BOAT.
OTHERWISE,
SHE COULD TIP OVER.
I'M NOT AFRAID
OF GETTING WET.
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT
IN THE BATHTUB.
OOH, IT'S NOT THE WATER
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT,
LADDIE.
IT'S THE SCISSOR FISH.
SCISSOR FISH?
AYE, THEY'LL GUT YOU
INTO A MILLION PIECES
BEFORE YOU CAN SAY
OLD SAINT ANDREWS.
OLD SAINT...
[GULP] ANDREWS.
AYE.
ELTON, NOTHING
CAN STOP ME NOW.
THESE WITCHES
ARE GOING DOWN.
OH! A SEA SERPENT.
Girls: WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?
I SAID, NOT ALL AT ONCE!
All: AAH!
AAH!
BACK! LEAVE ME ALONE!
SHOO! SHOO!
TAKE HIM!
HE'S BEEFY!
[SNICKERS]
UNH!
OH, DRAT.
WE'RE REALLY SORRY,
MR. Mac CENTAUR.
SORRY DOESN'T
STEW THE HAGGIS,
NOW, DOES IT?
UH, I'M NOT SURE.
WE'VE LOST
EVERYTHING, ELTON.
MY SPELL SCRAMBLER,
ALL MY BEAUTIFUL WEAPONRY,
RUINED BY THE OCEAN WATER.
[SNORTS]
WHAT? THIS?
[SNORTS]
MY METAMOR 5,000?
[SNORTS]
I KNOW IT BENDS LIGHT WAVES
AND CHANGES THE PHYSICAL
APPEARANCE OF THE WEARER.
BUT, UH, WHAT AM
I GOING TO DO WITH IT?
[SNORTS]
YA DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF COOPERATING.
IF YA DON'T WORK TOGETHER
WHEN WE GO CLOUD CLIMBING,
IT COULD BE VERY DANGEROUS.
REMEMBER, UNITED WE STAND,
DIVIDED WE FALL.
AH. LET'S HEAR IT
FOR THE DISCO PHILOSOPHER.
BESIDES, I DIDN'T
MAKE THE BOAT
ALMOST TIP OVER
BY MYSELF.
I COULDN'T SEE OVER
ZELDA'S BIG FAT HEAD.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING
FAT HEAD?
HEY,
IF THE HEAD FITS,
WEAR IT.
ACH, WHAT A SORRY
BUNCH 'A WITCHES.
OH, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO THINK OF A PLAN
WHILE THEY'RE
OVER THERE BICKERING?
WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT.
I'LL USE MY METAMOR 5,000
TO PLAY THEM
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
BY THE TIME
I'M DONE WITH THEM,
THEY'LL BE
AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.
[ELTON SNORTS]
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
HAS REALLY GONE
TO THE HUMANS.
NOW THAT COVERS THE BASICS
OF CLOUD CLIMBING.
ANY QUESTIONS?
ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
HILDA!
HE SAID,
"ANY QUESTIONS."
WILL YOU TWO
PUT A SOCK IN IT?
I WONDER WHAT HARVEY
AND CHLOE ARE DOING
RIGHT NOW?
ARE THE LOT OF YA
COMPLETELY GORMLESS?
HUH?
UH, I'M NOT SURE.
IF YOU DON'T WORK TOGETHER
DURING THE CLIMB,
SOMEONE'S
GOING TO GET HURT.
WE'RE SORRY.
YEAH, WE PROMISE
TO COOPERATE
THIS TIME.
AH. ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LET'S BASH ON.
THIS IS WHERE
WE START.
ISN'T THERE A BUNNY CLOUD
OR SOMETHIN' FOR BEGINNERS?
ACH, DON'T BE SUCH
A BAIRN. LET'S GO.
WHAT'S A BAIRN?
I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT'S BETTER
THAN BEING CALLED "WEE PUSS."
Angus: NOW THAT'S
MORE LIKE IT.
YA SEE WHAT YA CAN DO
WHEN YA WORK TOGETHER?
NOW'S MY CHANCE, ELTON.
YOU WAIT HERE.
OH. UNH.
[FEMININE VOICE]
HELLO, ZELDA.
SABRINA.
HOW'D YOU GET BEHIND ME,
AND WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR VOICE?
[CLEARS THROAT]
A FROG IN MY THROAT.
SOUNDS MORE LIKE
A T-REX TO ME.
UH, GUESS WHO I SAW
KISSING MR. Mac CENTAUR?
WHO? WHO?
HILDA.
I KNEW IT.
THAT FLIRT.
I SAW HIM FIRST, YOU KNOW.
OF COURSE, YOU DID.
AND SHE'S TRYING TO
STEAL HIM AWAY FROM YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU PUSH HER
OFF THE CLOUDS?
WHAT?
HOW COULD YOU EVEN
SAY SUCH A THING?
I WAS JUST
BRAINSTORMING.
[LAUGHS]
IT'S SO FUN BEING EVIL.
[FEMININE VOICE]
HELLO, SALEM.
HILDA. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR VOICE?
UH, AHEM,
FROG IN MY THROAT.
SOUNDS MORE
LIKE A HIPPO. UNH.
[LAUGHS]
WHAT A WITTY KITTY, HMM?
[GRUNTS]
SALEM, I DON'T LIKE
TO GOSSIP.
BUT I HEARD SABRINA
COMPLAINING ABOUT
HAVING TO SHARE
A TENT WITH YOU.
SHE SAID YOU SMELL LIKE
STALE KITTY LITTER.
WHAT? I ASK YOU,
DO I COMPLAIN ABOUT HER
WALKING AROUND
REEKING OF MANGO BERRY
LIP GLOSS?
NEVER. WHY DON'T YOU
PUSH HER OFF THE CLOUDS?
WHAT? HOW COULD YOU
SAY THAT?
[NORMAL VOICE]
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
NICE PEOPLE.
BE CAREFUL. THIS IS
A VERY TRICKY SECTION.
HOW DARE YOU KISS HIM.
WHAT?!
YOU HEARD ME.
SABRINA'S RIGHT.
I SHOULD PUSH YOU
OFF THE CLOUDS.
SABRINA SAID THAT?
SABRINA!
CAREFUL!
Hilda:
SABRINA, DID YOU...
AAH!
THERE'S A FISH
IN MY BACKPACK!
PEE-U! I WONDER HOW
THAT GOT IN THERE?
YOU DID THIS?
UNH! UNH!
STOP THAT!
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM
FROM NOW ON.
WHY SHOULD I?
I'LL SHOW YOU WHY.
UNH!
HEY! UNH!
WHY YOU...
Angus: EVERYBODY STOP!
LISTEN TO ME!
UNITED WE STAND,
DIVIDED WE FAAALLL!
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
AAAHHH!
AAH!
[GASPS]
QUICK, CAST A SPELL
TO SAVE HIM!
MY HANDS ARE ALL TIED UP!
MINE, TOO! SABRINA?
HA HA HA.
WE'RE SO SORRY, ANGUS.
WE REALLY ARE.
WE PROMISE
TO COOPERATE NEXT TIME.
IT'S A BIT LATE FOR THAT.
NOW I HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO SEND YOU OFF
ON YOUR OWN TO GET HELP.
MAYBE I SHOULD
STAY WITH YOU.
NO, I'LL STAY.
Angus: ENOUGH!
NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY.
THE SHORTEST ROUTE
IS THROUGH
THE ENCHANTED FOREST.
IS THE ENCHANTED
FOREST DANGEROUS?
IS SEAN CONNERY
THE DEFINITIVE JAMES BOND?
THE ENCHANTED FOREST
IS FULL OF LONG-LEGGED
BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO
BUMP IN THE NIGHT.
AND REMEMBER,
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
STAY AWAY FROM THE DEADLIEST
CREATURES OF ALL.
THE KILLER SQUIRRELS.
[LAUGHS]
KILLER SQUIRRELS?
YOU'RE JUST MAKING
THIS STUFF UP.
SCOFF NOT, WEE PUSS.
THESE ARE THE MOST
VICIOUS RODENTS
YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
I'M SHAKIN'
IN MY LITTER BOX,
AND INCIDENTALLY,
IF YOU CALL ME
"WEE PUSS"
ONE MORE TIME...
[MUFFLED GRUNTS]
WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN,
MR. Mac CENTAUR,
AND WE'LL BRING HELP BACK
AS FAST AS WE CAN.
THERE'S A GOOD LASSIE.
NOW OFF WITH YA.
BYE.
BUH-BYE.
BYE.
WE'LL HURRY.
BYE-BYE.
AH, FINALLY,
SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
WE ARE SO LOST.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
IT'S ALL ZELDA'S FAULT.
MY FAULT?
COME ON. IT WON'T
DO ANY GOOD
TO SIT HERE AND ARGUE.
WE'VE GOTTA KEEP GOING.
MR. Mac CENTAUR
IS DEPENDING ON US.
SABRINA'S RIGHT.
NOW WHICH WAY
DO WE GO?
I SURE WISH
ANGUS WAS HERE.
[TIM, IMITATING ANGUS]
AYE, DID SOMEONE
CALL MY NAME?
All: ANGUS?
MR. Mac CENTAUR!
Mac HORSE PLUS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
COOL. I HAD A FEELING
YOU MIGHT NEED
MY HELP, LOVE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR LEG?
JUST A SPOT OF NUISANCE,
THAT'S ALL.
FOLLOW ME, EVERYONE.
SALEM,
WASN'T MR. Mac CENTAUR'S
SPLINT
ON HIS OTHER LEG BEFORE?
WAS IT?
I'M ALMOST POSITIVE.
AND DOESN'T HIS VOICE
SOUND DIFFERENT?
HIS ACCENT IS WRONG.
MAYBE HE'S GOT
A FROG IN HIS THROAT.
HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GOT
THE ARTFUL DODGER
IN HIS THROAT.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
MR. Mac CENTAUR AT ALL.
THEN WHO IS IT?
Sabrina: AARDVARK TRACKS?
Hilda: ARE YOU SURE
THIS GROUND IS SOLID?
YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE
THERE MIGHT BE
QUICKSAND OUT THERE.
LADIES,
DON'T YA TRUST ME?
Sabrina: NO!
THAT'S NOT THE REAL
MR. Mac CENTAUR.
I SAW AARDVARK TRACKS
IN THE MUD.
THAT CENTAUR IS REALLY
TIM THE WITCH SMELLER.
WHERE DID SABRINA LEARN
TO IDENTIFY AARDVARK TRACKS?
HMM.
OUR EDUCATION
TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.
COME ON!
NO!
THIS WAY!
AAH! OH, NO!
MMM, DRAT.
[SNORTS]
OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
YOU ADDELPATED QUADRUPED?
I HAPPEN TO THINK
MY ACCENT WAS FLAWLESS.
NOW HURRY ALONG.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
I THINK WE DITCHED HIM.
WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?
COME ON. THIS IS
NO TIME TO PANIC.
[SQUIRRELS SCREAMING]
Squirrels: YAY!
OK, NOW YOU CAN PANIC.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. OH HO HO.
NOBODY PANIC.
I'LL ZAP US OUT OF HERE
IN NO TIME.
NO OFFENSE, SIS,
BUT YOUR MAGIC
SEEMS TO BE ON THE FRITZ.
THE MAGIC OF
THE ENCHANTED FOREST
MUST BE CREATING
INTERFERENCE.
WELL, THAT'S JUST DUCKY.
TAKE THIS,
YOU MANGY ACORN MUNCHER.
[ALL LAUGH]
WELL, AT LEAST SOMEBODY'S
ENJOYING THEMSELVES.
HANG ON!
OH!
Salem: YOU'LL BE HEARING
FROM MY LAWYER!
THIS WOULD NEVER
HAVE HAPPENED TO ME
ON THE CANARY ISLANDS.
SO LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US
SOME EXTRA BIG ACORNS
THIS YEAR.
[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]
Sabrina: MR. SQUIRREL?
CALL ME FLUFFY.
FLUFFY?
MY MOTHER WANTED A GIRL.
OH, OK, UH, FLUFFY,
I THINK THERE'S BEEN
A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND YOU MADE IT
WHEN YOU ENTERED
OUR TERRITORY.
BUT WE DIDN'T
DO IT ON PURPOSE.
IT WAS TIM
THE WITCH SMELLER'S
FAULT.
HE'S THE REAL ENEMY.
HE'S THE ONE YOU
SHOULD BE AFRAID OF.
KILLER SQUIRRELS
AREN'T AFRAID OF ANYBODY.
AND DON'T END YOUR SENTENCES
WITH PREPOSITIONS.
YOU SOUND LOW CLASS.
SORRY.
I'D JUST LIKE
TO GET MY HANDS
ON TIM AND THAT
WITCH SMELLING
AARDVARK OF HIS.
AARDVARK?
[SQUIRRELS MUMBLE]
DID YOU SAY, AARDVARK
YEAH, TIM'S SIDEKICK
IS ELTON THE AARDVARK.
WHY?
KILLER SQUIRRELS
HATE AARDVARKS.
[ALL GROWLING]
WELL, ISN'T THAT CONVENIENT?
RELEASE THE PRISONERS!
YEAH, WE'LL FIND THIS TIM
AND HIS--UHH!--ARDVAARK,
AND MAKE THEM THINK TWICE
BEFORE ENTERING
OUR FOREST AGAIN.
SIR, WE SPOTTED HIM
AND HIS EVIL FRIEND.
HOT DOG!
LET'S GET HIM!
WE'LL HELP YOU.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL WORK TOGETHER.
COME ON!
Tim: OH, WE'RE LOST.
I TOLD YOU MOSS GROWS
ON THE NORTH SIDE.
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
Sabrina: GIVE UP.
AAH!
YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO PRISON.
THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
HA! IS THAT
THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
NOW!
[ALL GRUNT]
UNH!
[SQUEAKS]
SQUEAK.
EH, SQUEAK, SQUEAK.
OH.
YOU'LL NEVER
CAPTURE ME,
YOU MUTANT RODENTS!
[SNORTS]
[WHISPERS]
[WHISPERS]
Tim: YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
YOUR POWERS ARE REDUCED
IN THE ENCHANTED FOREST.
BUT IF WE
WORK TOGETHER...
AND POOL OUR POWERS...
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
Girls: UNITED WE STAND,
DIVIDED WE FALL.
AAH!
[ALL COUGH]
OH, DRAT.
[SQUEALS]
Sabrina, speaking fast:
UNCLE QUIGLEY,
WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
WHAT HAPPENED.
THE CENTAUR BROKE HIS LEG,
AND WE WENT FOR HELP.
BUT WE GOT CAPTURED
BY KILLER SQUIRRELS
WHO SEEMED LIKE
THEY WERE MEAN.
BUT THEY WERE REALLY NICE
AND HELPED US CAPTURE TIM
AND SEND HIM BACK TO PRISON.
HOLD ON, SABRINA,
TAKE A BREATH.
WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
THE HOUSE
IS A DISASTER AREA.
WHOO, I THOUGHT
I WAS A SLOB.
I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
I JUST DON'T HAVE
ANY ENERGY TO CLEAN UP.
THAT'S OK.
MAYBE WE CAN HELP--
IF WE WORK TOGETHER,
THAT IS.
RIGHT. REMEMBER,
UNITED WE STAND...
Girls and Salem:
DIVIDED WE FALL.
AH-CHOO!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
SORRY, SALEM.
[YELLING GIBBERISH]
[GURGLES]
DON'T GIVE IT
ANOTHER THOUGHT.
♪ DA DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
FREAKS.
Woman: SAVAGE,
WE LOVE YOU.
[CREAKS]
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
Tim: TIM, YOU EVIL GENIUS.
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
THE PERFECT ESCAPE PLANS.
MY WITCH SMELLER
ESCAPE-O-MATIC
MIGHT TAKE 20 YEARS
TO BUILD,
BUT ONCE I'VE FINISHED,
I WILL BE A FREE MAN.
[LAUGHS]
AND THEN I SHALL BE FREE
TO RID MY TERRIBLE REVENGE
UPON SABRINA SPELLMAN.
HMM.
[SNORTS]
AAH!
YEOW!
UNHHH!
ELTON,
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT INTERRUPTING ME
IN MID-PLOT?
SAY, HOW DID YOU
GET OUT OF YOUR CELL?
[SNORTS]
THE OLD TUNNEL TRICK, EH?
PEDESTRIAN,
BUT EXPEDIENT.
ELTON, YOU ARE
THE BEST AARDVARK
A VILLAIN COULD HOPE FOR.
LET'S GO.
[SNORTS]
THAT'S FOR
SNEAKING UP ON ME.
THE TIME HAS COME
FOR VENGEANCE,
AND I WON'T REST
UNTIL THE HEAD
OF EVERY MEMBER
OF THAT DISTASTEFUL
SPELLMAN FAMILY
IS MOUNTED
ON MY TROPHY WALL.
[EVIL LAUGH]
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
All: YAY!
ALL RIGHT,
SPRING VACATION!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A KILLER TIME.
RIGHT, 'BRINA?
NOT ME.
Both: WHAT?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE BAD
ABOUT SPRING VACATION?
TRY GOING ON
THE ANNUAL SPELLMAN FAMILY
LAME-O VACATION,
AND YOU WON'T
HAVE TO ASK.
YOU DON'T MIND
IF HARVEY AND I
DO STUFF TOGETHER
WHILE
YOU'RE AWAY, DO YOU?
NO, MY LIFE'S OVER, ANYWAY.
WHY SHOULD I CARE?
GREAT, THANKS.
COME ON, HARV.
CHLOE, YOU WANNA
GO HIT THE DIRT
BIKE TRACK?
SURE. THEN LATER,
WE CAN CHECK OUT
THAT NEW ICE CREAM
JOINT.
COOL.
OOH!
Hilda: BUT I WANNA GO
ON A SKIING VACATION.
HILDA,
YOU CAN'T EVEN SKI.
YES, BUT I LOOK FABULOUS
IN SKI CLOTHES.
BUT WE DREW STRAWS,
AND I WON.
SO IT'S MY TURN
TO PICK OUR VACATION.
I STILL SAY
WE SHOULD GO TO
THE CANARY ISLANDS.
THOSE CANARIES
ARE DELICIOUS.
I'LL START WITH
THE CANARY CON CARNE
FOLLOWED BY
CANARY CHOW MEIN,
EXTRA CRISPY
ON THE NOODLES,
AND FOR DESSERT,
CANARIES JUBILEE.
[GASPS]
MAYBE NEXT YEAR,
FELINE...
BUT THIS DREAM VACATION
IS OVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME,
I WON,
AND I PICK THE VACATION.
ANY MORE OBJECTIONS?
Quigley: AH-CHOO!
I WASN'T OBJECTING,
JUST SNEEZING.
IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
I'M TOO SICK
TO GO THIS YEAR.
I KNOW, UNCLE QUIGLEY.
BUT I'M NOT TOO SICK
TO OFFER SOME ADVICE.
HERE IT COMES.
[SNORTS]
EVERYBODY WANTED TO GO
SOMEWHERE DIFFERENT,
AND ZELDA WON.
YOU'RE GOING ON A NETHERWORLD
ADVENTURE TOUR THIS YEAR.
[SNIFFLES]
OH.
OH, HAPPY DAY.
WELL, THE REST OF YOU
NEED TO SUCK IT UP
AND MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
GOT IT?
GOT IT.
GOT IT.
[SNIFFLES]
WELL, THEN, IT'S FINAL.
[DOOR SLAMS]
I AM NOT GOING
ON ANOTHER CRUMMY VACATION
WITH THIS FAMILY.
[SNIFFLES]
LET ME BACK UP
AND TRY AGAIN.
AH!
UNH!
[SNORTS]
THE SPELL SCRAMBLER,
THE LASER CANNON,
AND THE ATOMIC
ETHANOOSE.
MARVELOUS! HA HA.
LET'S GO, ELTON.
[SNIFFS, SNORTS]
YOU SMELL WITCHES,
DON'T YOU, PRECIOUS?
[SNORTS]
WON'T THE SPELLMAN FAMILY
BE SURPRISED TO SEE US?
WITCHES, PREPARE
TO MEET YOUR DOOM!
OH, DRAT. ANOTHER
GREAT ENTRANCE WASTED.
ARE THERE GONNA BE
ANY CUTE GUYS
ON THIS NETHERWORLD
ADVENTURE TOUR?
IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE REALLY FUN.
OH. I GUESS THAT ANSWERS
MY QUESTION.
THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
I DIDN'T EVEN
GET TO DRAW STRAWS.
YOU GOT TO CHOOSE
LAST YEAR, SABRINA.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU CAN'T DROP ME OFF
AT THE CANARY ISLANDS?
FOR THE LAST TIME, NO.
MMM.
[SNORTING]
I'M STARTING
TO LOSE FAITH
IN YOUR WITCH SMELLING
ABILITIES, ELTON.
[SNORTS]
OH, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU SAY
THEY'RE UPSTAIRS,
I BELIEVE YOU.
NETHERWORLD,
HERE WE COME.
HA! WITCHES,
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR...
ELTON!
[SNORTS]
NO, IT'S HARD
TO BE EVIL
WITHOUT AT LEAST
A LITTLE COOPERATION
FROM YOUR VICTIMS.
WHERE IN THE NAME OF
THE 9 NECROMANCIES
COULD THEY BE?
[ELTON SNORTS]
[SNORTS]
"NETHERWORLD
ADVENTURE TOUR," EH?
ELTON, DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?
NO, OF COURSE,
YOU DON'T.
YOU'RE JUST
A DUMB ANIMAL.
[SNORTS]
NOW HOW COULD WE GET
TO THE NETHERWORLD?
[SNORTS]
I'VE GOT IT!
THE BATHTUB!
YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES, I'M DAZZLED
BY THE INCANDESCENT GLOW
OF MY OWN GENIUS.
[SNORTS]
I BET CHLOE AND HARVEY
ARE HAVING A BLAST
WHILE I'M STUCK HERE.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
I COULD BE SUCKIN' DOWN
CANARY COOLERS RIGHT NOW.
AND I COULD BE
FLIRTING WITH...
[GASPS]
HELLO, TALL, DARK,
AND EQUINE.
[SCOTTISH BAGPIPES PLAY]
ARE YOU THE TOUR GUIDE,
ANGUS Mac CENTAUR?
AYE, LASSIE,
THAT I AM.
[LAUGHS]
DID HE JUST
CALL YOU "LASSIE? "
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT, LASSIE?
WELL, WHERE I COME FROM,
LASSIE'S A DOG.
HA HA HA.
WHERE I COME FROM,
SOME ARE,
AND SOME AREN'T.
BUT YOU THREE LASSIES
SPARKLE LIKE THE LOCH LOMOND.
[BOTH LAUGH]
BUT I COULDN'T
HELP NOTICING
YOU WERE HAVING
A WEE ARGUMENT
WHEN I WALKED UP.
SOMETIMES,
WE ARGUE AND STUFF,
BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY
MEAN ANYTHING.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
YA KNOW
THE NETHERWORLD TOUR
IS A LOT OF FUN.
BUT IT CAN
BE DANGEROUS, TOO.
ESPECIALLY IF YA
DON'T WORK TOGETHER.
NOW CAN I COUNT
ON ALL OF YA
TO COOPERATE?
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
ANY TIME, ANGUS, HONEY.
ME, TOO.
YEAH, WHATEV.
Angus:
HOW 'BOUT YOU,
WEE PUSS?
COOL YOUR
TELETHIUM CRYSTALS, SCOTTY.
I'M FINE.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LET'S GET STARTED.
THE FIRST LEG OF THE TOUR
IS A GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE
OVER THE SUNKEN
CITY OF ATLANTIS.
ANYTHING YOU SAY, HUNK--
I MEAN, ANGUS.
SO, IT'S OFF
TO THE OCEAN OF DREAMS.
SOUNDS DREAMY.
I SAW HIM FIRST.
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA
BE A DORKY VACATION.
SO, THEY HAVE A CENTAUR
WATCHING OVER THEM, DO THEY?
WELL, WE'LL JUST
STALK THEM FOR NOW.
THEN STRIKE WHEN
THE TIME IS RIGHT.
Hilda:
SO TELL ME, ANGUS,
DO YOU PREFER
RIDING WESTERN
OR ENGLISH STYLE?
ANGUS,
THE OCEAN OF DREAMS
IS BEAUTIFUL.
IT IS PRETTY AWESOME.
Angus: AYE, THAT IT IS.
BUT I HAVE TO WARN YA,
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
YOU'VE GOT
TO TAKE TURNS GOING TO
THE SIDE OF THE BOAT.
OTHERWISE,
SHE COULD TIP OVER.
I'M NOT AFRAID
OF GETTING WET.
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT
IN THE BATHTUB.
OOH, IT'S NOT THE WATER
YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT,
LADDIE.
IT'S THE SCISSOR FISH.
SCISSOR FISH?
AYE, THEY'LL GUT YOU
INTO A MILLION PIECES
BEFORE YOU CAN SAY
OLD SAINT ANDREWS.
OLD SAINT...
[GULP] ANDREWS.
AYE.
ELTON, NOTHING
CAN STOP ME NOW.
THESE WITCHES
ARE GOING DOWN.
OH! A SEA SERPENT.
Girls: WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?
I SAID, NOT ALL AT ONCE!
All: AAH!
AAH!
BACK! LEAVE ME ALONE!
SHOO! SHOO!
TAKE HIM!
HE'S BEEFY!
[SNICKERS]
UNH!
OH, DRAT.
WE'RE REALLY SORRY,
MR. Mac CENTAUR.
SORRY DOESN'T
STEW THE HAGGIS,
NOW, DOES IT?
UH, I'M NOT SURE.
WE'VE LOST
EVERYTHING, ELTON.
MY SPELL SCRAMBLER,
ALL MY BEAUTIFUL WEAPONRY,
RUINED BY THE OCEAN WATER.
[SNORTS]
WHAT? THIS?
[SNORTS]
MY METAMOR 5,000?
[SNORTS]
I KNOW IT BENDS LIGHT WAVES
AND CHANGES THE PHYSICAL
APPEARANCE OF THE WEARER.
BUT, UH, WHAT AM
I GOING TO DO WITH IT?
[SNORTS]
YA DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF COOPERATING.
IF YA DON'T WORK TOGETHER
WHEN WE GO CLOUD CLIMBING,
IT COULD BE VERY DANGEROUS.
REMEMBER, UNITED WE STAND,
DIVIDED WE FALL.
AH. LET'S HEAR IT
FOR THE DISCO PHILOSOPHER.
BESIDES, I DIDN'T
MAKE THE BOAT
ALMOST TIP OVER
BY MYSELF.
I COULDN'T SEE OVER
ZELDA'S BIG FAT HEAD.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING
FAT HEAD?
HEY,
IF THE HEAD FITS,
WEAR IT.
ACH, WHAT A SORRY
BUNCH 'A WITCHES.
OH, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO THINK OF A PLAN
WHILE THEY'RE
OVER THERE BICKERING?
WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT.
I'LL USE MY METAMOR 5,000
TO PLAY THEM
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
BY THE TIME
I'M DONE WITH THEM,
THEY'LL BE
AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.
[ELTON SNORTS]
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
HAS REALLY GONE
TO THE HUMANS.
NOW THAT COVERS THE BASICS
OF CLOUD CLIMBING.
ANY QUESTIONS?
ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
HILDA!
HE SAID,
"ANY QUESTIONS."
WILL YOU TWO
PUT A SOCK IN IT?
I WONDER WHAT HARVEY
AND CHLOE ARE DOING
RIGHT NOW?
ARE THE LOT OF YA
COMPLETELY GORMLESS?
HUH?
UH, I'M NOT SURE.
IF YOU DON'T WORK TOGETHER
DURING THE CLIMB,
SOMEONE'S
GOING TO GET HURT.
WE'RE SORRY.
YEAH, WE PROMISE
TO COOPERATE
THIS TIME.
AH. ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LET'S BASH ON.
THIS IS WHERE
WE START.
ISN'T THERE A BUNNY CLOUD
OR SOMETHIN' FOR BEGINNERS?
ACH, DON'T BE SUCH
A BAIRN. LET'S GO.
WHAT'S A BAIRN?
I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT'S BETTER
THAN BEING CALLED "WEE PUSS."
Angus: NOW THAT'S
MORE LIKE IT.
YA SEE WHAT YA CAN DO
WHEN YA WORK TOGETHER?
NOW'S MY CHANCE, ELTON.
YOU WAIT HERE.
OH. UNH.
[FEMININE VOICE]
HELLO, ZELDA.
SABRINA.
HOW'D YOU GET BEHIND ME,
AND WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR VOICE?
[CLEARS THROAT]
A FROG IN MY THROAT.
SOUNDS MORE LIKE
A T-REX TO ME.
UH, GUESS WHO I SAW
KISSING MR. Mac CENTAUR?
WHO? WHO?
HILDA.
I KNEW IT.
THAT FLIRT.
I SAW HIM FIRST, YOU KNOW.
OF COURSE, YOU DID.
AND SHE'S TRYING TO
STEAL HIM AWAY FROM YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU PUSH HER
OFF THE CLOUDS?
WHAT?
HOW COULD YOU EVEN
SAY SUCH A THING?
I WAS JUST
BRAINSTORMING.
[LAUGHS]
IT'S SO FUN BEING EVIL.
[FEMININE VOICE]
HELLO, SALEM.
HILDA. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR VOICE?
UH, AHEM,
FROG IN MY THROAT.
SOUNDS MORE
LIKE A HIPPO. UNH.
[LAUGHS]
WHAT A WITTY KITTY, HMM?
[GRUNTS]
SALEM, I DON'T LIKE
TO GOSSIP.
BUT I HEARD SABRINA
COMPLAINING ABOUT
HAVING TO SHARE
A TENT WITH YOU.
SHE SAID YOU SMELL LIKE
STALE KITTY LITTER.
WHAT? I ASK YOU,
DO I COMPLAIN ABOUT HER
WALKING AROUND
REEKING OF MANGO BERRY
LIP GLOSS?
NEVER. WHY DON'T YOU
PUSH HER OFF THE CLOUDS?
WHAT? HOW COULD YOU
SAY THAT?
[NORMAL VOICE]
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
NICE PEOPLE.
BE CAREFUL. THIS IS
A VERY TRICKY SECTION.
HOW DARE YOU KISS HIM.
WHAT?!
YOU HEARD ME.
SABRINA'S RIGHT.
I SHOULD PUSH YOU
OFF THE CLOUDS.
SABRINA SAID THAT?
SABRINA!
CAREFUL!
Hilda:
SABRINA, DID YOU...
AAH!
THERE'S A FISH
IN MY BACKPACK!
PEE-U! I WONDER HOW
THAT GOT IN THERE?
YOU DID THIS?
UNH! UNH!
STOP THAT!
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM
FROM NOW ON.
WHY SHOULD I?
I'LL SHOW YOU WHY.
UNH!
HEY! UNH!
WHY YOU...
Angus: EVERYBODY STOP!
LISTEN TO ME!
UNITED WE STAND,
DIVIDED WE FAAALLL!
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
AAAHHH!
AAH!
[GASPS]
QUICK, CAST A SPELL
TO SAVE HIM!
MY HANDS ARE ALL TIED UP!
MINE, TOO! SABRINA?
HA HA HA.
WE'RE SO SORRY, ANGUS.
WE REALLY ARE.
WE PROMISE
TO COOPERATE NEXT TIME.
IT'S A BIT LATE FOR THAT.
NOW I HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO SEND YOU OFF
ON YOUR OWN TO GET HELP.
MAYBE I SHOULD
STAY WITH YOU.
NO, I'LL STAY.
Angus: ENOUGH!
NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY.
THE SHORTEST ROUTE
IS THROUGH
THE ENCHANTED FOREST.
IS THE ENCHANTED
FOREST DANGEROUS?
IS SEAN CONNERY
THE DEFINITIVE JAMES BOND?
THE ENCHANTED FOREST
IS FULL OF LONG-LEGGED
BEASTIES
AND THINGS THAT GO
BUMP IN THE NIGHT.
AND REMEMBER,
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
STAY AWAY FROM THE DEADLIEST
CREATURES OF ALL.
THE KILLER SQUIRRELS.
[LAUGHS]
KILLER SQUIRRELS?
YOU'RE JUST MAKING
THIS STUFF UP.
SCOFF NOT, WEE PUSS.
THESE ARE THE MOST
VICIOUS RODENTS
YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
I'M SHAKIN'
IN MY LITTER BOX,
AND INCIDENTALLY,
IF YOU CALL ME
"WEE PUSS"
ONE MORE TIME...
[MUFFLED GRUNTS]
WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN,
MR. Mac CENTAUR,
AND WE'LL BRING HELP BACK
AS FAST AS WE CAN.
THERE'S A GOOD LASSIE.
NOW OFF WITH YA.
BYE.
BUH-BYE.
BYE.
WE'LL HURRY.
BYE-BYE.
AH, FINALLY,
SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
WE ARE SO LOST.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
IT'S ALL ZELDA'S FAULT.
MY FAULT?
COME ON. IT WON'T
DO ANY GOOD
TO SIT HERE AND ARGUE.
WE'VE GOTTA KEEP GOING.
MR. Mac CENTAUR
IS DEPENDING ON US.
SABRINA'S RIGHT.
NOW WHICH WAY
DO WE GO?
I SURE WISH
ANGUS WAS HERE.
[TIM, IMITATING ANGUS]
AYE, DID SOMEONE
CALL MY NAME?
All: ANGUS?
MR. Mac CENTAUR!
Mac HORSE PLUS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
COOL. I HAD A FEELING
YOU MIGHT NEED
MY HELP, LOVE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR LEG?
JUST A SPOT OF NUISANCE,
THAT'S ALL.
FOLLOW ME, EVERYONE.
SALEM,
WASN'T MR. Mac CENTAUR'S
SPLINT
ON HIS OTHER LEG BEFORE?
WAS IT?
I'M ALMOST POSITIVE.
AND DOESN'T HIS VOICE
SOUND DIFFERENT?
HIS ACCENT IS WRONG.
MAYBE HE'S GOT
A FROG IN HIS THROAT.
HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GOT
THE ARTFUL DODGER
IN HIS THROAT.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
MR. Mac CENTAUR AT ALL.
THEN WHO IS IT?
Sabrina: AARDVARK TRACKS?
Hilda: ARE YOU SURE
THIS GROUND IS SOLID?
YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE
THERE MIGHT BE
QUICKSAND OUT THERE.
LADIES,
DON'T YA TRUST ME?
Sabrina: NO!
THAT'S NOT THE REAL
MR. Mac CENTAUR.
I SAW AARDVARK TRACKS
IN THE MUD.
THAT CENTAUR IS REALLY
TIM THE WITCH SMELLER.
WHERE DID SABRINA LEARN
TO IDENTIFY AARDVARK TRACKS?
HMM.
OUR EDUCATION
TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.
COME ON!
NO!
THIS WAY!
AAH! OH, NO!
MMM, DRAT.
[SNORTS]
OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
YOU ADDELPATED QUADRUPED?
I HAPPEN TO THINK
MY ACCENT WAS FLAWLESS.
NOW HURRY ALONG.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
I THINK WE DITCHED HIM.
WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?
COME ON. THIS IS
NO TIME TO PANIC.
[SQUIRRELS SCREAMING]
Squirrels: YAY!
OK, NOW YOU CAN PANIC.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. OH HO HO.
NOBODY PANIC.
I'LL ZAP US OUT OF HERE
IN NO TIME.
NO OFFENSE, SIS,
BUT YOUR MAGIC
SEEMS TO BE ON THE FRITZ.
THE MAGIC OF
THE ENCHANTED FOREST
MUST BE CREATING
INTERFERENCE.
WELL, THAT'S JUST DUCKY.
TAKE THIS,
YOU MANGY ACORN MUNCHER.
[ALL LAUGH]
WELL, AT LEAST SOMEBODY'S
ENJOYING THEMSELVES.
HANG ON!
OH!
Salem: YOU'LL BE HEARING
FROM MY LAWYER!
THIS WOULD NEVER
HAVE HAPPENED TO ME
ON THE CANARY ISLANDS.
SO LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US
SOME EXTRA BIG ACORNS
THIS YEAR.
[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]
Sabrina: MR. SQUIRREL?
CALL ME FLUFFY.
FLUFFY?
MY MOTHER WANTED A GIRL.
OH, OK, UH, FLUFFY,
I THINK THERE'S BEEN
A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND YOU MADE IT
WHEN YOU ENTERED
OUR TERRITORY.
BUT WE DIDN'T
DO IT ON PURPOSE.
IT WAS TIM
THE WITCH SMELLER'S
FAULT.
HE'S THE REAL ENEMY.
HE'S THE ONE YOU
SHOULD BE AFRAID OF.
KILLER SQUIRRELS
AREN'T AFRAID OF ANYBODY.
AND DON'T END YOUR SENTENCES
WITH PREPOSITIONS.
YOU SOUND LOW CLASS.
SORRY.
I'D JUST LIKE
TO GET MY HANDS
ON TIM AND THAT
WITCH SMELLING
AARDVARK OF HIS.
AARDVARK?
[SQUIRRELS MUMBLE]
DID YOU SAY, AARDVARK
YEAH, TIM'S SIDEKICK
IS ELTON THE AARDVARK.
WHY?
KILLER SQUIRRELS
HATE AARDVARKS.
[ALL GROWLING]
WELL, ISN'T THAT CONVENIENT?
RELEASE THE PRISONERS!
YEAH, WE'LL FIND THIS TIM
AND HIS--UHH!--ARDVAARK,
AND MAKE THEM THINK TWICE
BEFORE ENTERING
OUR FOREST AGAIN.
SIR, WE SPOTTED HIM
AND HIS EVIL FRIEND.
HOT DOG!
LET'S GET HIM!
WE'LL HELP YOU.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL WORK TOGETHER.
COME ON!
Tim: OH, WE'RE LOST.
I TOLD YOU MOSS GROWS
ON THE NORTH SIDE.
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
Sabrina: GIVE UP.
AAH!
YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO PRISON.
THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
HA! IS THAT
THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
NOW!
[ALL GRUNT]
UNH!
[SQUEAKS]
SQUEAK.
EH, SQUEAK, SQUEAK.
OH.
YOU'LL NEVER
CAPTURE ME,
YOU MUTANT RODENTS!
[SNORTS]
[WHISPERS]
[WHISPERS]
Tim: YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
YOUR POWERS ARE REDUCED
IN THE ENCHANTED FOREST.
BUT IF WE
WORK TOGETHER...
AND POOL OUR POWERS...
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
Girls: UNITED WE STAND,
DIVIDED WE FALL.
AAH!
[ALL COUGH]
OH, DRAT.
[SQUEALS]
Sabrina, speaking fast:
UNCLE QUIGLEY,
WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
WHAT HAPPENED.
THE CENTAUR BROKE HIS LEG,
AND WE WENT FOR HELP.
BUT WE GOT CAPTURED
BY KILLER SQUIRRELS
WHO SEEMED LIKE
THEY WERE MEAN.
BUT THEY WERE REALLY NICE
AND HELPED US CAPTURE TIM
AND SEND HIM BACK TO PRISON.
HOLD ON, SABRINA,
TAKE A BREATH.
WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
THE HOUSE
IS A DISASTER AREA.
WHOO, I THOUGHT
I WAS A SLOB.
I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
I JUST DON'T HAVE
ANY ENERGY TO CLEAN UP.
THAT'S OK.
MAYBE WE CAN HELP--
IF WE WORK TOGETHER,
THAT IS.
RIGHT. REMEMBER,
UNITED WE STAND...
Girls and Salem:
DIVIDED WE FALL.
AH-CHOO!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
SORRY, SALEM.
[YELLING GIBBERISH]
[GURGLES]
DON'T GIVE IT
ANOTHER THOUGHT.
♪ DA DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
FREAKS.
Woman: SAVAGE,
WE LOVE YOU.
[CREAKS]