Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 45 - Generation Zap - full transcript

Enchantra comes to town for her Annual Witch Evaluation test. She finds Sabrina's progress unsatisfactory, and criticizes our favorite witchling by saying how she has the easy life. Sabrina retorts by saying how she wishes she could be a dictator like Enchantra, but when she forgets that she had Salem's wishing spell in her pocket, it causes her and Enchantra to switch bodies but spares their own personalities. Thank Hades its only for 24 hours but in the mean time they must keep up the ruse. While pretending to be Enchantra, Sabrina learns that her job isn't as easy as she thought - Hey it's hard ruling the denizens of the Netherworld. And Enchantra can't figure out how Sabrina handles school, chores, homework, witchwork, etc. In the end they help each other out and have way more respect for their respective positions in life.

[PURRING]

♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪

♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪

♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪

♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪

♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪

♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪



♪ GET HAPPY ♪

♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪

HA HA!

♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

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♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪



♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪

♪ SABRINA ♪

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

I KNOW THERE WERE 6.

6 WHAT?

[GROWLS]

AAH!

INVISI-BULLDOGS...

STRAIGHT FROM
NETHERWORLD PETS--

OUR GIFT TO ENCHANTRA.

THEY'RE HER FAVORITES.

OH, I SEE.

NOW I REALLY SEE.

[SNIFFS] WHAT'S
THAT AWFUL SMELL?

THE DOGS?

NOPE. HOMEMADE
DRAGON STEW.

BLECH! EW!

ENCHANTRA'S
FAVORITE DISH.

IT'S TO DIE FOR.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

DON'T YOU GIRLS
THINK

YOU'RE OVERDOING IT
A BIT?

HELLO! WE'RE TALKING
ENCHANTRA HERE--

HEAD OF THE WITCHES COUNCIL,
OUR SUPREME LEADER,

RULER, PRESIDENT,
GRAND POO-BAH.

AND SHE'S COMING TO EVALUATE
SABRINA'S POWERS.

WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

YEAH, KISS UP MIGHTILY.

ENCHANTRA'S THE ONLY WITCH
WITH THE POWER

TO ZAP US BACK
INTO OUR ADULT BODIES.

Salem: BRING ON THE GRUB,

'CAUSE I'M A-HANKERIN'
FOR SOMETHING HEARTY.

[BARKING]

[BARKING STOPS]

UM, WHAT WAS THAT?

AAH!

UHH!

OH, MY STARS AND GARTERS.

AAH!

AAH!

[PANTS]

MUTANT MUTTS!

DOWNSTAIRS!

IT'S A WAR ZONE.

I'M TRYING TO STUDY,
SALEM.

FOR YOUR
WITCH EVALUATION?

FOR MY HISTORY TEST.

NOW AMSCRAY.

UH-UH. I'M NOT GOING
BACK DOWN THERE.

WHO KNOWS
WHAT YOUR AUNTIES

ARE GOING
TO WHIP UP NEXT

TO IMPRESS ENCHANTRA?

MEOW!

ENCHANTRA'S
GOT IT SO MADE.

WISH ALL I HAD TO DO
WAS ZAP AROUND THE UNIVERSE,

GIVE EVALUATIONS,

EVOKE TERROR IN THE HEARTS
OF WITCHES EVERYWHERE.

YEP, SHE'S A NATURAL.

INSTEAD, I HAVE
TESTS, HOMEWORK,

CHORES,
THE SOCIAL SCENE.

WELCOME TO MY SO-CALLED
HALF-MORTAL LIFE.

HEY, WANT TO SEE
SOMETHING COOL?

IT'S A WISH CRYSTAL.

WHOA! COOL!

YEP, THIS BABY
GRANTS THE OWNER

HIS FONDEST WISH
FOR 24 HOURS.

PASS IT ON
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

I'D LOVE A WHOLE DAY
WITH THAT GEMSTONE.

SORRY, KID--
ONLY PRODUCES ONE WISH,

AND THEN IT BURNS OUT.

WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO WISH FOR?

HUMAN BODY.
THIS COOL ROCKIN' DADDY

IS GOING TO BE SPROUTING
SOME THUMBS REAL SOON.

I'D WAIT UNTIL
AFTER ENCHANTRA'S VISIT

TO TAKE A HUMAN VACATION
IF I WERE YOU.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

ONE LOOK AT
MY HANDSOME HUMAN BOD,

AND SHE'LL BE
ALL OVER ME.

[BLOWING]

I MEANT SHE MIGHT DOUBLE
YOUR CAT SENTENCE

IF SHE CATCHES YOU
CHEATING.

AAH!

GUHH!

JUST TO BE
ON THE SAFE SIDE,

PROTECT THIS FOR ME
UNTIL AFTER SHE LEAVES.

[THUNDER]

UH-OH. THUNDER.

SOUNDS LIKE ENCHANTRA

IS ABOUT
TO MAKE HER ENTRANCE.

LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

[DING]

[THUNDER]

Both: SHE'S HERE!

[ZAP]

HOW DOES ANYONE EXPECT ME
TO GET ANY STUDYING DONE

AROUND THIS HOUSE?

[ENERGY SURGING]

WHAT A SHOW-OFF.

[SQUISH]

BLECCH!
SUGAR-FREE HEMLOCK FLAVOR.

[BELCHES]

[CLEARS THROAT]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE.

MAY I PRESENT
THE INDOMITABLE

MADAM ENCHANTRA?

HELLO, DARLINGS.

GREATNESS IS BEFORE YOU.

WELCOME, ENCHANTRA.

THAT'S HOW YOU ADDRESS

THE GREATEST WITCH
IN THE UNIVERSE?

THE BIG CHEESE,
THE HEAD HONCHO?

"WELCOME, ENCHANTRA"?

MR. STABBINBACK,
DO SOMETHING

BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER!

OH, SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN.

YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO
MADAM ENCHANTRA AT ONCE!

S-SORRY.

MUCH BETTER. YOU'VE GOT
THE TREMBLING DOWN.

THAT'S
AN IMPORTANT PRECURSOR

TO A FIRST-RATE GROVEL.

[DOG BARKS]

WHAT'S THAT?

INVISIBLE PUPPIES--
A GIFT FOR YOU, ENCHANTRA.

AND HOMEMADE
DRAGON STEW

PREPARED JUST THE WAY
YOU LIKE IT--

[ROARS]

ALIVE, APPARENTLY.

VERY THOUGHTFUL...

BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN
SO MUCH KISSING UP

IN 10,000 YEARS!

OH, NO. BUH-BYE.

[BARKS]
EEP!

WHAT ARE WE
TRYING TO DO, GIRLS,

COVER UP
OUR NIECE'S INADEQUACIES

AS A WITCH, HMM?

Both:
NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.

UH-UH. NO WAY.
NO.

LET'S JUST GET ON
WITH THE PROCEEDINGS.

NOW, THEN, TIME
TO TEST YOUR POWERS

AND SEE IF BEING
A HALF-WITCH
HAS RUINED YOU.

IT HASN'T!

NO, NO, SHE'S GREAT.
YOU'LL SEE.

YOU'LL SEE.
SHE CAN DO IT.

SILENCE!

[ENERGY SURGES]

[BOTH MUTTER]

MUCH BETTER.

ALL RIGHT, THEN...

MOVING ON
TO BASIC LEVITATION.

YOU FLY, GIRL.

[ENERGY SURGES]

HMM. A LITTLE WARBLY
ON TAKEOFF,

BUT NOT BAD.

YOU WRITING ALL THIS DOWN,
STABBINBACK?

EVER SO EAGERLY,
MADAM.

YOU DOTTY OLD COW.

FOR OUR FINAL TEST,

A SUMMONING SPELL.

SUMMONING SPELL?

WE'LL START WITH
SOMETHING SIMPLE--

THE LEANING TOWER
OF PISA.

IN OUR ATTIC?

ADJUST FOR SIZE,
DEAR. OOH!

DON'T THEY TEACH YOU
ANYTHING

IN THAT MORTAL SCHOOL?

UM...

MAGIC WORDS,
HEAR MY PLEA--

STACK THE PISA
RIGHT BEFORE ME.

UHH!

[BOTH MUTTER]

Sabrina:
UH, OOPS.

UHH!

DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW TO DO

A SIMPLE SUMMONING
SPELL INCANTATION?

MMM.
MMM.

[SIGHS]

FIRST, YOU NEED
THE FEATHER OF AN EAGLE.

OW! SO HAPPY TO BE
OF ASSISTANCE, MADAM.

AND THEN YOU MUTTER
THE FOLLOWING INCANTATION

WHILE HOLDING
SAID EAGLE FEATHER

'TWEEN INDEX FINGER
AND THUMB.

TWIXELPIX
AND GINGER TREE,

I COMMAND YOU NOW
BRING TO ME.

WELL, SEE, I HAVEN'T
GOTTEN THAT FAR

IN MY WITCHCRAFT.

HMM.
HMM.

JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

YOUR CUSHY MORTAL LIFE

HAS WEAKENED
YOUR POWERS.

CUSHY?

WELL, WHAT ELSE
DO YOU CALL

SLACKING OFF
IN MORTAL SCHOOL,

HANGING OUT WITH YOUR
DUMB MORTAL FRIENDS?

YOU'VE GOT IT
WAY TOO EASY, SABRINA.

EASY? YOU CALL
HOMEWORK, CHORES,
AND--AND BOYS EASY?

YOU'RE THE ONE
LIVING THE LIFESTYLES
OF THE WITCH AND FAMOUS--

LIKE SAYING "BOW, KNEEL,
AND SERVE ME" IS HARD WORK.

SABRINA,
FIRST WORD, "CALM."

SECOND WORD, "DOWN."

YOU TRULY THINK
THERE'S NOTHING MORE

TO BEING REALM RULER
THAN BARKING ORDERS?

ALL I KNOW IS THAT
I SURE WISH YOU COULD BE
IN MY SHOES,

AND I COULD BE IN YOURS.

THEN YOU'D SEE FIRST HAND
THE THINGS THAT I--

Salem: YIPES!

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

UHH. UHH...
UHH. UHH...

[BOTH GASP]

[SABRINA'S VOICE] HEY!
HOW DID GET OVER HERE?

[ENCHANTRA'S VOICE] AND
WHAT AM I DOING OVER HERE?

Both: AND WHY AM I
LOOKING AT--

[BOTH GASP]

ME?!
ME?!

OH, NO!
MY WISH CRYSTAL!

SABRINA MUST'VE
ACTIVATED IT ACCIDENTALLY

WHEN SHE WISHED YOU GUYS
COULD SWAP LIVES.

WHAT?

EVEN I'M VULNERABLE

TO THE MAGIC
OF THE WISH CRYSTAL?

WHICH MEANS
I'M STUCK IN THE BODY

OF A--A HALF-MORTAL CHILD?

DON'T THINK
I'M TOO KICKED UP

ABOUT HAVING THE BODY
OF A WRINKLED, OLD--

WATCH IT, KID!

UNH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TRYING TO ZAP UP
A SIMPLE HAND MIRROR.

LET ME TRY.

[ENERGY SURGES]

Both: WOW!

GUESS I'M PRETTY
POWERFUL NOW, HUH?

OH! YOU NOW HAVE

MY WONDERFULLY SEASONED,
ZAP-A-RIFFIC POWERS,

BUT WITHOUT A CLUE
HOW TO USE THEM PROPERLY!

AND WHILE I KNOW
EVERY SPELL IN THE WORLD,

I'M TOTALLY TRAPPED

IN A BODY
WITH LIMITED ABILITIES!

OH, POO! HOW CAN I RULE
THE NETHERWORLD LIKE THIS?

I'LL NEVER GET
ANY WORK DONE.

ALTHOUGH I DO HAVE THAT
ANNOYING MEETING TOMORROW

AND THAT OFFICIAL VISIT

FROM THE KING
OF THE SLUG PEOPLE.

I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THIS.

I HAVE
A BRILLIANT IDEA!

YOU'LL IMPERSONATE ME
IN THE NETHERWORLD

UNTIL THE SPELL
IS OVER.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

QUEENS
ARE ALWAYS SERIOUS.

POUND MY SCEPTER
ON THE GROUND 3 TIMES,

AND THE DOORWAY
TO THE NETHERWORLD
WILL OPEN UP.

CHOP, CHOP.

[TAP TAP TAP]

[ENERGY SURGES]

SO, YOU'RE GOING
TO LIVE THE LIFE

OF A SEVENTH GRADER?

ABSOLUTELY.

I DESERVE A VACATION.

WHAT COULD BE EASIER
THAN 24 HOURS
IN THE MORTAL WORLD?

IT'S A LOT HARDER
THAN BEING ENCHANTRA
THE PAMPERED EMPRESS.

BY THE WAY, YOU TELL
ANYBODY ABOUT THIS,

AND I'LL ZAP YOU
TO WITCH REFORM SCHOOL

THE MINUTE
THIS SPELL WEARS OFF.

THE SECRET'S
SAFE WITH ME.

CAT, GO WITH HER AND
KEEP HER OUT OF TROUBLE.

YOU GOT ROOM SERVICE?

OF COURSE.

OK, I'M IN.

HAVE FUN STUDYING
ALL MY SUBJECTS.

I'M GONNA HAVE A BLAST
RULING OVER MINE.

OHH...

OHH...

♪ DA DA DA DA DA ♪

OOH.

THIS PLACE
IS JAMMIN'.

CAN WE SAY
"PARTY TIME?"

[SABRINA IMITATING ENCHANTRA]
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

[BOTH LAUGH]

AH, ENCHANTRA.

SURVIVED YOUR VISIT
WITH THE, UH, SPELLMANS?

YEAH, WHAT A COOL
GROUP OF PEOPLE.

COOL? OH, I GET IT.

YOU TURNED THEM
INTO ICICLES.

HOW DELICIOUS.

HA HA HA HA. AAH!

WHAT'S THAT
4-LEGGED MISCREANT
DOING IN HERE?

ME, A MISCREANT--
HOW DARE YOU, PAL?

UH, WHAT'S A MISCREANT?

LOOK, EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE
HAS A CAT.

BUT YOU ARE ALLERGIC
TO ANIMALS.

WELL, I, UH, FOUND A SPELL
THAT CURED ME.

I AM ENCHANTRA,
AFTER ALL.

YEAH, SHE'S ENCHANTRA.
SO BUG OFF.

YOUR VISIT
WITH THE SPELLMANS

HAS DONE MORE DAMAGE
THAN I SUSPECTED.
COME ALONG.

OH, BOY. NOW THE FUN
REALLY STARTS.

HEE HEE HEE.
PAMPER CITY,
HERE WE COME.

WONDER WHAT THE REAL
ENCHANTRA'S UP TO?

HA HA.
HATIN' IT.
HATIN' IT.

LOVING IT!

JUST LIKE I THOUGHT.

A MORTAL GIRL'S LIFE
IS A PIECE OF CAKE.

I CAN HANDLE THIS
FOR 24 HOURS.

[CARTOON MUSIC
PLAYING ON TV]

I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL TALK TO HER.

UH...

SABRINA?

MOVE OUT OF
THE WAY, FOOL!

I KNOW SHE'S NOT
TALKING TO US.

UH-UH. NO WAY.

OH, GOSH WILLIKERS.

WHY DID YOU TURN OFF
THE TV, AUNTIES?

BECAUSE YOU'RE LATE
FOR SCHOOL,

AND WHAT'S WITH
THE HAUGHTY ACCENT?

SOUNDS JUST LIKE
ENCHANTRA'S
FAKE JOB.

FAKE?

BETTER WATCH OUT,
SABRINA.

WE DON'T LIKE
THE OLD BAT ANY MORE
THAN YOU DO.

BUT SHE IS
OUR LEADER.

EVEN THOUGH
THE HOITY-TOITY
ACCENT HAS GOTTA GO.

I HEARD FROM A VERY
RELIABLE SOURCE

THAT SHE'S ACTUALLY
FROM THE SOUTH SIDE
OF THE NETHERWORLD.

GRR!

PREPARE TO BOIL
IN OBLIVION!

[INHALES]

UNHHHH!...

MY MAGIC DOESN'T WORK.

THIS BODY HASN'T GROWN
INTO ITS FULL POWER YET.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
YOU'RE STILL A KID.

WHO IS LATE
FOR SCHOOL.

NOW GET A MOVE ON.

I'M NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE,

AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

OOH! GUESS THEY CAN.

AND WHAT
AN ARCHAIC DWELLING.

WHAT KIND OF CREATURES
AM I GONNA ENCOUNTER HERE?

HEY, SABRINA.
WHAT'S UP?

AAOH!

Sabrina: I HAVE TO WHAT?

SPEAK TO THE PRESS
ABOUT THE MAGIC WAR

THAT'S BROKEN OUT
BETWEEN THE EAST
AND WEST NETHERWORLDS.

[REPORTERS YELLING]

ENCHANTRA! ROCK WOOD
FROM THE DAILY POLTERGEIST.

UH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT THE CURRENT CRISIS?

UH, NO COMMENT.

NO COMMENT? HEY,
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

YEAH, YOU ALWAYS
GIVE US A QUOTE.

EH, SHE'S PLAYING
GAMES WITH US, BOYS.

[REPORTERS YELLING]

GET YOUR TENTACLES
OFF ME, EL CREEPO.

TIME FOR YOUR NEXT
APPOINTMENT, MADAM.

UM, WHEN DOES
THE PAMPERING PART START?

2:00 P.M. YOU'RE MEETING
WITH THE FAIRY QUEEN

TO DISCUSS
FOREIGN DIPLOMACY.

REMEMBER THE PROPER
GREETING PROTOCOL.

UH, WHAT'S THE PROPER
GREETING PROTOCOL?

IT SAYS HERE YOU GOTTA
BAT YOUR EYES TWICE,

WIGGLE YOUR NOSE,
AND STICK A FINGER
IN YOUR EAR

WHILE YOU GRUNT 3 TIMES.

ONLY GRUNT TWICE,
AND SHE'LL BE
HIGHLY OFFENDED.

GOT IT. I THINK.

UNH. PFFT.

WE ARE NOT AMUSED!

YEE-AHH!

YOU EXPECT ME
TO LEARN ABOUT ALL
THOSE PRESIDENTS?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO HAVE IT ALL MEMORIZED
ALREADY, SABRINA.

IMPOSSIBLE!
THERE WAS ONLY ONE NAME
OF IMPORTANCE TO KNOW--

ENCHANTRA!

AND WHO EXACTLY
IS ENCANTA?

ENCHANTRA--HEAD
OF THE WITCHES COUNCIL

AND RULER OF ALL
OF THE NETHERWORLD.

[STUDENTS LAUGH]

YOU'LL PAY
FOR THESE LAUGHS.

I'LL SEE YOU ALL
BURIED UP TO YOUR
HUMAN EYEBALLS

IN THE DARKEST DIMENSION
IN THE GALAXY!

MMM!

WELCOME
TO DETENTION HALL.

[SNARLS]

I DON'T KNOW IF THINGS
CAN GET ANY WORSE, SALEM.

OH, SURE, THEY CAN.

"AND BECAUSE OF REFUSAL
TO ANSWER REPORTERS'
QUESTIONS,

"THE NETHERWORLD
HAS BEGUN TO WONDER

"IF ENCHANTRA KNOWS
WHAT SHE'S DOING.

COULD THE NEXT STEP
BE IMPEACHMENT?"

IMPEACHMENT, ON THE GROUNDS
OF PROFESSIONAL INCOMPETENCE?

OUTRAGEOUS!

SALEM, I'M DESTROYING
ENCHANTRA'S CAREER!

WONDER HOW SHE'S
HANDLING YOUR LIFE?

YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!

THE DISHES, SABRINA,
LIKE ALWAYS...

AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
IT'S YOUR WEEK
TO DO LAUNDRY.

OH.

MY HANDS HAVE BECOME
PRUNES!

MY BODY ACHES
WITH MORTAL PAIN.

MY MIND IS NUMB
WITH USELESS
HUMAN INFORMATION.

I CAN TAKE NO MORE!

TIME FOR WITCH WORK,
SABRINA.

W-WITCH WORK?

YOU HEARD
WHAT ENCHANTRA SAID.

YOU'RE NOT KEEPING UP.

HOW CAN SHE--
I MEAN, I?

I THINK I'VE DONE
A MARVELOUS JOB, CONSIDERING.

HEY, WE AGREE.
BUT ENCHANTRA DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT A CHALLENGE IT IS

TO BALANCE BOTH MORTAL
AND WITCH LIFE.

SO UP AND ADAM.

HOW DOES SABRINA
SURVIVE THIS LIFE?

I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW
HOW ENCHANTRA DOES IT,
SALEM.

YEAH. KINDA EXPLAINS
HER NASTY DISPOSITION.

ALTHOUGH THE JUVENILE
SELF-ABSORPTION
AND WHIPSAW MOOD CHANGES

ARE STILL A MYSTERY TO ME.

I CAN'T WAIT
TO SWAP LIVES AND BECOME
THE REAL SABRINA AGAIN.

YEAH, ADIOS TO THIS
NETHERWORLD NIGHTMARE,

AND HELLO TO MY CATNAPPIN'
QUIGLEY HARASSIN' LIFE.

WELL, WELL, WELL,
AN IMPOSTER IN OUR MIDST.

[EVIL LAUGH]

SALEM, ONLY
30 MINUTES LEFT,

AND WE GET TO GO
BACK HOME.

[DOOR OPENS]
I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T
BE GOING ANYWHERE.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
THE REAL ENCHANTRA,
LITTLE GIRL,

AND FRANKLY,
I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

BECAUSE WITHOUT
THE REAL ENCHANTRA AROUND

AND YOU UNAWARE
OF HOW TO USE HER POWERS,

IT'S TAKEOVER TIME!

SALEM, QUICK,
DON'T LET HIM
GET THE SCEPTER!

[EVIL LAUGH]

THAT BELONGS
TO ME NOW.

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS
HOW TO USE IT

HAS ACCESS
TO ITS UNLIMITED POWER.

GUARDS! TAKE THEM
TO THE DUNGEON!

[GASPS]

ALL WE GOTTA DO
IS STICK IT OUT
FOR 30 MORE MINUTES.

THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME'S LEFT
TILL ENCHANTRA AND I
SWAP BODIES.

WE'LL BE HOME FREE.

IF ONLY IT WERE
THAT SIMPLE, CHILD.

WELCOME BACK,
HE WHO RAINS ON PARADE.

WHEN MY POTION IS COMPLETE,

IT WILL MAKE YOUR SWITCH
WITH ENCHANTRA PERMANENT.

15 MINUTES. HA!

I ADORE THESE NEW
MICROWAVE CAULDRONS,
DON'T YOU?

HA HA! ONCE THE SPELL
COMES TO A BOIL,

ENCHANTRA WILL BE STUCK
IN THE MORTAL WORLD.

I'LL BE RULER
OF THE NETHERWORLD,

AND YOU'LL BE
MY PRISONERS FOREVER.

HA HA HA!

SOMEBODY'S BEEN READIN'
THE BIG BOOK
OF SUPERVILLAN CLICHES.

NO WAY I CAN SPEND ETERNITY
IN GOTH WEAR,

HEAVY EYELINER,
AND FAT SUCKING PANTYHOSE.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

[LAUGHING]

WHAT?

MISSED A SPOT.

HOPE THIS TEACHES YOU
NOT TO BE SASSY
WITH YOUR ELDERS.

GOTTA TRAIN 'EM
BEFORE THEY TURN INTO
REBELLIOUS TEENAGERS.

WHEN I GET MY POWERS BACK,

OOH, HOW YOU WITCHES
ARE GONNA PAY.

[LAUGHING]
FAT SUCKING PANTYHOSE.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.
I WISH ENCHANTRA
WERE HERE.

IT'D BE MUCH MORE
SATISFYING

TO LAUGH IN HER FACE.
HEH HEH.

THAT'S IT!

WHAT'S IT?

DOY! WHY DIDN'T I
THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

I'LL ZAP ENCHANTRA HERE
WITH THE SUMMONING SPELL
SHE TAUGHT ME.

HOW'S THAT GONNA HELP?
SHE'S YOU.

I MEAN, SHE'S STUCK
IN YOUR BODY

WITH LIMITED POWERS,
REMEMBER?

YEAH, BUT SHE CAN GUIDE ME
IN USING HER POWERS
TO STOP STABBINBACK.

WHAT ARE
WE WAITIN' FOR, GIRL?

MADAM BIG BOTTOM
TO THE RESCUE.

UM, TO COMPLETE THE SPELL,

I NEED AN EAGLE'S FEATHER.

EH-EH. NO WAY, NO HOW.

FIND YOURSELF
A-NETHER SUCKER.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
AROUND, SALEM.

HOW DO I ALWAYS
GET SADDLED WITH
THE HORRIBLE MISSIONS?

BECAUSE YOU'RE RESOURCEFUL,
SMART, AND HANDSOME.

OH, YEAH.
I KEEP FORGETTING.

[GRUNTING]

Stabbinback, reading:
"AND FURTHERMORE, AS
THE NEWLY APPOINTED LEADER

OF THE WITCHES COUNCIL..."

NAH. NO, NO, NO.
"OF THE ENTIRE NETHERWORLD...

NO. "OF THE UNIVERSE
AND BEYOND..."

MUCH BETTER. "I ISSUE
THE FOLLOWING NEW RULES."

UNH!

LATER, TATER!

YOU'LL PAY
FOR THIS INDIGNITY!

NAH, NAH, NAH!

[SCREECHES]

[CRASH]

UNH, UNH!

[SNORES]

[GASPS]

SALEM!

STOP!
AAH!

[SCREECHES]

TWIXELPIX AND GINGER TREE,

I COMMAND YOU NOW,
BRING TO ME SABRINA.

Both: WE STILL
AREN'T PLEASED,
SABRINA.

[GRUMBLES]

WHAT?

[BOTH GASP]

IT WORKED!

OH! I THOUGHT I'D NEVER

SEE MY BEAUTIFUL SELF AGAIN!

OK, HERE'S THE SKINNY:

YOUR MANSERVANT
MR. STABBINBACK

FOUND US OUT,
STOLE YOUR SCEPTER,

AND NOW HE'S
BOILING A SPELL

TO MAKE THE SWAP
PERMANENT.

[EVIL LAUGH]

QUICK, SABRINA,
REPEAT AFTER ME.

NICKITY SNICKITY,
IT'S TIME FOR DELIGHT...

NICKITY SNICKITY,
IT'S TIME FOR DELIGHT...

TURN STABBINBACK
INTO A TINY TROGLODYTE.

TURN STABBINBACK
INTO A TINY TROGLODYTE.

NOOO!

I'LL GET YOU
FOR THIS!

I'LL GET YOU!
AH--AAH!

WELL DONE, SABRINA.

COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU, ENCHANTRA.

Salem: OK, IT'S TIME
FOR THE CHANGE.

I'M ME AGAIN!

AH! THANK THE GARGOYLE
MOONS AND STARS!

WOW, GUESS I KINDA

UNDERESTIMATED
YOUR LIFE, ENCHANTRA.

YOUR JOB ISN'T AS EASY
AS IT LOOKS.

AND NEITHER IS BEING
A HALF-WITCH
IN A MORTAL WORLD.

DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT.

BUT YOU DO IT WELL,
SABRINA.

THANKS.

3 WORDS--FAT SUCKING...

HA HA--PANTYHOSE.

GUESS WE'RE JUST
BETTER AT OUR OWN LIVES.

HOPE I DIDN'T
MESS YOURS UP TOO MUCH.

I HAVE A FEELING
WE'LL BE ABLE

TO STRAIGHTEN THINGS OUT
ALL RIGHT.

ALTHOUGH THERE IS ONE LITTLE
PIECE OF UNFINISHED BUSINESS

I'D LIKE TO WRAP UP.

AND WHO HAS THE MOST ELEGANT
AUTHENTIC ACCENT

YOU'VE EVER HEARD?

Aunts: YOU, ENCHANTRA.

AND WHO WERE YOU CALLING
AN OLD BAT?

Both: NOT YOU, ENCHANTRA.

YOU MISSED A SPOT, GIRLS.

Both: NOT AGAIN!

[LAUGHTER]

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♪ DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA DA ♪

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FREAKS.

Woman: SAVAGE,
WE LOVE YOU.

[CREAKS]