Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 44 - Feats of Clay - full transcript
When Harvey becomes obsessed with new martial arts action hero, Devin Degaulle, Sabrina feels slighted that he has nothing else on his mind. She casts a spell to make Devin come to Greendale to shoot his next flick. When Harvey meets the star, a harsh reality sets in. Devin can't do all the things he thought. Devin's not the hero he pretended to be. When Harvey's life is endangered, Devin is put to the test and rescues him. His hero status is reinstated in Harvey's mind but he's got his priorities straight this time, 'cuz Sabrina's his best friend.
[PURRING]
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
UH...
[GASPS]
HEY, WE ALL CHIPPED IN
FOR THAT POPCORN, REMEMBER?
COME ON! YOU'RE BLOCKING
THE ACTION!
AT LAST, A USE FOR HILDA'S
ANTI-POPCORN-HOGGING SPELL.
[ALL APPLAUD]
WAY TO GO, DEVON!
ALL RIGHT!
MAN, IS DEVON DeGAUL
THE COOLEST OR WHAT?
DID YOU SEE THE WAY
HE DID THAT DOUBLE BACK FLIP
OVER THAT SPEEDING TRAIN?
AND LANDED ON
A MOVING MOTORCYCLE?
BACKWARDS! YEAH.
AND NEVER ONCE SMEARED
HIS APRICOT LIP GLOSS.
GOOD THING THE LASERS
COULDN'T DENT HIS
6 LAYERS OF HAIRSPRAY.
NOT FUNNY.
COME ON, PI, YOU
KNOW GUYS LIKE
DEVON DeGAUL
ARE ALWAYS IN LOVE
WITH THEMSELVES.
HA! HOO! HYAH!
HOLD IT, KINKLE!
HEY!
I GOT A QUESTION
FOR YA.
I TOLD YOU, ALREADY.
C-A-T, AND I'M NOT
HELPING YOU ON ANY MORE
SPELLING TESTS.
NOT THAT. HOW MANY WIMPS
DOES IT TAKE
TO WATCH A DEVON DeGAUL
MOVIE?
JUST ONE, YOU!
HA HA HA HA!
WAS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE A JOKE?
BULLY HUMOR.
IT'S WORSE
THAN PUNS.
WHOA!
[ALL GASP]
LOOKING GOOD, KINKLE!
♪ NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH ♪
DEVON DeGAUL WOULDN'T
LET A BULLY LIKE SLUGLOAF
PUSH HIM AROUND.
HE'D HAVE USED THE 7 DEADLY
MARTIAL ART STYLES
TAUGHT TO HIM BY
THE SHAOLIN MONKS
WHO RAISED HIM
AFTER HIS DOUBLE-AGENT PARENTS
WERE KILLED
BY AN EVIL WARLORD!
THEN HE'D RELAX
WITH A CUP OF CAPPUCCINO.
LOW FOAM, EASY CINNAMON,
WITH 2 SUGARS AND BISCOTTI
ON THE SIDE.
HARVEY, DEVON DeGAUL'S
AN ACTOR, NOT A HERO.
HE PUTS ON HIS PANTS
ONE LEG AT A TIME
JUST LIKE
ANY ORDINARY GUY.
[GASPS]
ORDINARY?!
HE IS SO FAR
FROM ORDINARY,
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM
FROM THERE,
AND I'VE GOT THE DEVON DeGAUL
STUNT TRADING CARDS TO PROVE IT.
LOOK! DEVON DeGAUL
RUNS OVER THE WATER SO FAST,
HE DOESN'T FALL IN.
DEVON DeGAUL FIGHTS OFF
6 NINJAS WITH A PAPER CLIP
AND DEVON DeGAUL
PUTS ON HIS PANTS
BOTH LEGS AT A TIME!
OK, OK!
AHEM, NOT TO CHANGE
THE SUBJECT,
BUT ARE YOU COMING
TO THE MALL WITH US
TOMORROW?
IT'S BACKWARDS
CLOTHING DAY.
I CAN'T. I HAVE TO WORK ON
MY DEVON DeGAUL WEB PAGE.
OH. WELL, I'LL
CALL YOU LATER.
I'M TOO BUSY TONIGHT.
I HAVE TO RE-BAG
MY DEVON DeGAUL COMICS.
I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
AT SCHOOL...
UNLESS YOU'RE
RUNNING OFF
TO HOLLYWOOD
TO GET DEVON DeGAUL'S
AUTOGRAPH!
YOU KNOW,
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
BUT RUMOR HAS IT
THEY'RE SHOOTING
HIS NEXT PICTURE
IN KUALA LUMPUR.
SHEESH!
DEVON DeGAUL,
DEVON DeGAUL.
THAT'S ALL HARVEY
TALKS ABOUT LATELY.
HE IGNORES ME
COMPLETELY!
IT'S LIKE I'VE
BECOME INVISIBLE
OR SOMETHING.
THAT'S WEIRD.
WHERE'S THAT WHINY VOICE
COMING FROM?
[GASPS]
THAT COOKIE'S FLOATING
IN MID-AIR!
LAY OFF, SALEM,
I'M SERIOUS!
THIS DEVON DeGAUL
CHARACTER
HAS GOTTEN INTO
HARVEY'S HEAD
LIKE A RAVENOUS
BRAINWORM.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THAT IMAGE.
STAY TUNED AS FILM DIRECTOR
NATHAN SCHMATHAN
REVEALS THE LOCATION
FOR HIS NEXT DEVON DeGAUL
ACTION EXTRAVAGANZA!
THAT'S IT!
IF I COULD GET THEM
TO FILM THE MOVIE HERE,
MAYBE HARVEY COULD MEET
DEVON DeGAUL
AND SEE THAT HE'S JUST
AN ORDINARY PERSON.
AND THE POINT WOULD BE?
TO GET HIM OVER HIS
DEVON DeGAUL OBSESSION,
SO HE CAN OBSESS
ABOUT ME FOR A CHANGE.
THERE'S A NOBLE PURPOSE.
MAKE THE WARNING POEM
SHORT THIS TIME, SPOOKY.
I ONLY HAVE TILL
THE END OF THE COMMERCIAL.
FROM A PEDESTAL,
A MAN LOOKS DOWN
ON HIS FATE,
SAFE FROM DESTINY.
THAT WAS A POEM?
IT DIDN'T EVEN RHYME.
IT WAS HAIKU.
HAIKU NEVER RHYMES.
SPOOKY, BABY, YOU WANT
TO MAKE IT IN SHOW BIZ,
YOU GOTTA GIVE THE AUDIENCE
WHAT THEY WANT.
YOU WANT RHYMES, HUH?
FINE.
THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL
NAMED SABRINA
WHOSE LAUGHTER
WAS LIKE A HYENA.
THE SOUND WAS SO LOUD,
IT ATTRACTED A CROWD
AND SABRINA GOT SERVED
A SUBPOENA.
I DO NOT LAUGH
LIKE A HYENA!
AND SHE PLAYED
THE CONCERTINA.
IN AN ARENA
WHILE EATING FARINA!
OHH, WHY DO I TRY?
SO, NATHAN SCHMATHAN,
WHERE WILL YOU BE DIRECTING
YOUR NEW DEVON DeGAUL MOVIE
DRAGON CLUB FIGHT?
DRAGON CLUB FIGHT
WILL BE FILMED ENTIRELY
ON LOCATION
IN...IN...
GREENDALE?
GREENDALE?!
A MOVIE'S GOING
TO BE FILMED
IN OUR LITTLE TOWN!
UH, WHY GREENDALE?
FOR AUTHENTICITY,
OF COURSE.
WHAT BETTER PLACE
TO DOUBLE FOR
KUALA LUMPUR?
MAYBE I'LL BE DISCOVERED!
MAYBE THEY'LL EVEN
GIVE ME A PART!
NOT ME. THOSE HOLLYWOOD
PHONIES CAN KEEP THEIR
CRUMMY PARTS.
THAT TOWN CHEWS UP TALENT
AND SPITS IT OUT
LIKE YESTERDAY'S HAIRBALL.
STILL BITTER ABOUT
LOSING THE LEAD
IN THAT DARN CAT,
AREN'T YOU?
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
WELL, I DO.
AT LAST, A PROPER OUTLET
FOR MY THESPIAN ABILITIES.
IF THAT MEANS YOU WON'T
BE SHRIEKING SHOW TUNES
IN THE SHOWER ANYMORE,
I'M FOR IT.
I WONDER IF HARVEY'S
HEARD ABOUT THIS YET.
YIPPEE! HA HA!
OH, WHOOPEE! HA HA!
[MEN GRUNT]
[SCREECHES]
HAVE THEY STARTED
FILMING YET?
NOT YET, BUT IT'S
SO EXCITING!
OH, LOOK!
OOH!
OOH!
OOH!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET
HARVEY HERE, BUT...
Harvey: SABRINA!
HUH?
OVER HERE!
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
UHH...OOPS. SORRY.
UH, WHAT'S WITH
THE NINJA COSTUME?
IT'S MY SUREFIRE PLAN
TO ACTUALLY MEET DEVON DeGAUL.
SEE, I FIGURE THE MINUTE
HE SEES ME IN THIS COSTUME,
HE'LL WANT TO GIVE ME
A PART IN THE MOVIE
AS HIS IMPETUOUS
YOUNG SIDEKICK!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[GASPS]
Boy: OH, WOW!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM!
Second boy:
I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH.
OK, PLAN B:
SNEAK ON THE SET
AND THROW MYSELF
AT HIS FEET.
OH, BOY.
HARVEY, MEETING
DEVON DeGAUL
IS ONE THING.
GETTING THROWN IN JAIL
IS SOMETHING VERY
DIFFERENT AND BAD.
HEY, OVER THERE! HEY,
GET ME A 10K OVER HERE! HEY!
YOU, GIRL, HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE!
AAH!
THINK YOU CAN HIDE
FROM...
HUH? HMM...
IF I WERE DEVON DeGAUL,
WHERE WOULD I BE?
HARVEY, YOU'RE GONNA
GET YOURSELF ARRESTED.
IT'S WORTH IT.
MEETING DEVON DeGAUL
IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING
THAT COULD EVER
HAPPEN TO ME.
YOUNG MAN?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
I COULD GET A CUP
OF CAPPUCCINO
WITH LOW FOAM,
EASY CINNAMON?
Both: WITH 2 SUGARS
AND BISCOTTI ON THE SIDE?
DEVON DeGAUL?!
SHH!
[GASPS]
Y-Y-YOU'RE
DEVON DeGAUL?
SHH!
LOOKING FOR AN AUTOGRAPH?
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT.
MY PENCIL IS STUCK
IN MY GIRDLE.
W-WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A DRESS?
IT'S AN ACTOR THING,
HARVEY.
YOU HATE IT, DON'T YOU?
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I SHOP OFF-THE-RACK.
I'M JOKING.
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
I CAN SNEAK OFF THE SET
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE ME TO THAT COFFEE?
[MONKEY SCREECHES]
[SLURPS]
AHH! THAT HITS
THE SPOT.
I DON'T GET IT,
MR. DeGAUL.
I MEAN, WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO SNEAK OFF
THE MOVIE SET?
[SIGHS] DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE FAMOUS, KIDS?
SURE. YOU RIDE
AROUND IN LIMOUSINES
AND SIGN AUTOGRAPHS AND--
EXACTLY! WORK, WORK,
WORK! AND FOR WHAT?
A FEW MEASLY MILLION
PER PICTURE?
SO, TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU
DO IN THIS TOWN FOR FUN?
HEHH! HOO!
GREAT GAME! DID YOU SEE ME
WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM?
ANOTHER QUARTER, HARVEY?
I'M KIND OF ALL OUT
OF QUARTERS.
THAT MAY BE BECAUSE
YOU PAID FOR ALL 32 GAMES.
WELL, WE CAN'T
HAVE THAT. HERE.
SEE WHAT YOU CAN
GET FOR THIS.
[GASPS]
TAKE OUT WHAT
I OWE YOU.
WOW! SOLID GOLD!
HMMPH!
PROBABLY GOLD-PLATE.
MMM! ANCHOVIES
AND PINEAPPLE!
HOW DO YOU KNOW
MY FAVORITE?
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU.
YOUR FAVORITE
COLOR IS PURPLE,
YOUR FAVORITE
MUSIC'S JAZZ,
AND IF YOU COULD BE
ANY ANIMAL, YOU'D BE
A BOLIVIAN TREE FROG.
WOW! MY OWN MOTHER
DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT
THE TREE FROG THING.
YOUR MOTHER?! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE AN ORPHAN
RAISED BY MONKS.
CLOSE. I'M A SURFER
RAISED BY DEMOCRATS.
MY FOLKS ARE BOTH TAX
ACCOUNTANTS FROM THE VALLEY.
THE REST IS
JUST STUDIO HYPE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE SHAOLIN MASTER
WHO TAUGHT YOU HUMILITY,
MARTIAL ARTS, AND...
OW!
HOT, HOT, HOT!
...COMPLETE MASTERY
OVER PAIN?
ANY QUESTIONS?
NO. THIS IS
OLD TOWN GREENDALE?
YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE
TOWN FROM THE TOP.
YOU WANT TO GO UP?
UHH...UHH...
[GASPS]
WHAT'S WRONG?
GEE, MAYBE THE ANCHOVIES
DON'T AGREE WITH
HIS DELICATE TUM-TUM.
NO. I JUST HAVE A TEENY
PROBLEM WITH HEIGHTS.
[SHUDDERS]
Director: DeGAUL!
THAT ISN'T
YOUR ONLY PROBLEM.
DeGaul: OH,
FUN TIME'S OVER.
CATCH YOU ON THE SET, KIDS.
COME ON! I CAN'T WAIT TO
SEE DEVON DeGAUL IN ACTION!
AND THEN WE WENT TO
THE VIDEO ARCADE,
AND THEN DEVON
BOUGHT US PIZZA.
WOW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GET TO HANG WITH
DEVON DeGAUL, KINKLE.
IT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE ONE
WHERE FOOFIE BEAR
KEEPS TAKING THE FLOWERS
I PICKED FOR BOOPSIE BUNNY.
WHAT?
QUIET ON THE SET!
THIS IS WHERE DEVON DeGAUL
LASSOES A HELICOPTER
TO CATCH A TRUCK
AND FREE A BEAUTIFUL
CIA AGENT WHILE TERRORISTS
BLOW UP THE SUBWAY.
ACTION!
UHH!
HEHH! HO!
HEHH! HOOYAH!
Director: CUT!
STUNT MAN!
HUH?! STUNT MAN?
THAT'S WHAT I'VE
BEEN TELLING YOU,
HARVEY.
DEVON DeGAUL
IS A MOVIE ACTOR,
NOT A HERO.
GOOD LUCK, FRED.
Director: ACTION!
[GRUNTING]
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AM I GREAT OR WHAT?
DID YOU LOVE IT?
I--I THOUGHT YOU DID
YOUR OWN STUNTS.
THAT'S WHAT
YOUR TRADING CARDS--
HEY, SPORT, IT'S NOT THAT
I WOULDN'T LOVE TO. REALLY.
BUT YOU KNOW HOW STUDIOS
ARE ABOUT THEIR STARS.
THERE'S NO WAY
THEY'D TAKE A CHANCE
HURTING THIS FACE.
AAH!
AAH!
AHH!
[CRASH]
CUT! DeGAUL.
[PANTS]
ACTION!
CUT!
[CHEERING]
THAT'S ALL HE DOES?
HEY, KINKLE,
YOUR HERO'S A ZERO!
HA HA HA!
HARVEY...
I HAVE GOT TO
MEET THAT MAN.
INTRODUCTIONS,
SABRINA.
THAT'S ALL HE DOES?
Hilda: MR. DeGAUL,
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
HUH?!
I ADORED THE WAY
YOU RESCUED THAT
CIA AGENT!
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK,
HILDA.
MR. DeGAUL HAS
AGREED TO COME
TO DINNER TONIGHT.
YOU'LL BE JOINING US,
WON'T YOU, SPORT?
YEAH. SURE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY STARVING
FOR SOME HOME COOKING,
MR. DeGAUL.
ACTUALLY, I COOK
A LITTLE MYSELF.
NOT CORDON BLEU,
EXACTLY,
BUT I RECOGNIZE
THE BUSINESS END
OF A SPATULA.
[SIGHS]
I'LL BET DEVON DeGAUL
CAN'T EVEN HANG-GLIDE
HIS WAY THROUGH A CAR WASH.
I TRIED TO WARN YOU,
HARVEY.
I KNOW.
WHEN YOU PUT PEOPLE
ON PEDESTALS, THEY'RE
BOUND TO FALL OFF.
IN DeGAUL'S CASE,
THAT WOULD BE THE
STUNT MAN'S JOB.
COME LOOK!
MR. DeGAUL'S GIVING
QUIGLEY A COOKING LESSON.
AND THE THRILLS JUST
KEEP ON COMING.
IT'S HARD LOSING
A FANTASY FIGURE.
I REMEMBER WHEN
I FIRST LEARNED
THAT LAMBCHOP
WAS A SOCK PUPPET.
WHAT AM I
GOING TO DO, SALEM?
I MEANT TO WISE HARVEY UP,
NOT BUM HIM OUT.
FROM EXPERIENCE,
A YOUNG WITCH
LEARNS TO BUTT OUT
OR LIVE WITH REGRET.
UHH!
[YOWLS]
OH, YOUR CULINARY SKILLS
ARE QUITE IMPRESSIVE,
MR. DeGAUL.
ACTUALLY, COOKING IS
MY SECOND-FAVORITE PASSION,
RIGHT AFTER THE WORKS
OF GILBERT AND SULLIVAN.
[GASPS] I ADORE G&S.
♪ I'M CALLED
LITTLE BUTTERCUP ♪
Together:
♪ DEAR LITTLE BUTTERCUP ♪
♪ THOUGH I COULD
NEVER TELL WHY ♪
WHAT THE HECK?!
WHAT'S NEXT,
THE OLD SOFTSHOE?
[SHRIEKS]
[ALL GASP]
MR. DeGAUL,
WHAT IS IT?
TH-TH-THAT!
IT'S JUST A TEENY
LITTLE SPIDER.
MASH IT BEFORE
IT KILLS US ALL!
IT'S BAD LUCK
TO KILL A SPIDER.
IN THIS HOUSE,
IT MIGHT BE
SOMEONE YOU KNOW.
THAT DOES IT!
YOU'RE NO HERO!
YOU'RE A COWARD AND
A PHONY, AND YOU'RE
NOT EVEN A VERY GOOD ACTOR!
YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A BIG FRAUD,
AND I FEEL LIKE A JERK
FOR EVER BELIEVING IN YOU.
HARVEY!
OHH...
HARVEY, YOU'RE WRONG
ABOUT DEVON.
WE BOTH WERE.
HE'S NOT A HERO,
AND HE'S NOT A JERK, EITHER.
HE'S JUST A NORMAL GUY
DOING A JOB.
YEAH. A NORMAL GUY
THAT FREAKS OUT
AT LITTLE BUGS.
OH, BIG DEAL!
SO WHAT IF DEVON'S
AFRAID OF SPIDERS?
SO WHAT IF HE
LIKES TO COOK AND
SING OPERETTA, TOO?
UNCLE QUIGLEY DOES
THOSE SAME THINGS,
AND YOU LIKE HIM.
QUIGLEY DOESN'T PASS
HIMSELF OFF AS A HERO.
HARVEY!
SABRINA, I'M GOING
BACK TO THE SET.
I'VE DONE ENOUGH
DAMAGE HERE.
HARVEY DIDN'T MEAN--
NO. HARVEY'S RIGHT.
I'M NO HERO.
I JUST PLAY ONE
IN THE MOVIES.
MR. DeGAUL,
I USED TO BELIEVE THAT,
BUT I DON'T ANYMORE.
YOU COULDN'T ACT
THE PART SO WELL
IF THERE WEREN'T A REAL
HERO SOMEWHERE INSIDE.
NICE TRY, SABRINA,
BUT I'M NOT EVEN
A REAL ACTOR.
I'M JUST A MOVIE STAR.
HAH! DEVON DeGAUL JUMPS
BETWEEN MOVING SPEEDBOATS.
DEVON DeGAUL RIDES
A MOTORCYCLE ALONG
A TELEPHONE WIRE.
HA! THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
DON'T SKIMP
ON THE DYNAMITE.
THIS IS THE BIG FINALE.
I WANT NOTHING LEFT
OF THAT TOWER BUT
RUBBLE AND DUST!
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
HARVEY'S DOING SOMETHING
FOOLISH, DO YOU?
OF COURSE NOT...
AND IT DON'T SNOW
IN MINNEAPOLIS
IN THE WINTERTIME.
GRAB A HARD HAT,
SABRINA.
WE'RE GOING DOWN
TO WATCH THE
MOVIE GUYS BLOW UP
THE OLD BELL TOWER.
NO, THANKS, UNCLE QUIGLEY.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH THINGS
BLOW UP IN MY FACE TODAY.
WELL, IF YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND...
COME ON DOWN.
I'M GOING TO
CHECK ON HARVEY.
MIRROR, MIRROR,
IN THE AIR,
HARVEY KINKLE,
SHOW ME WHERE...
UM, HE IS.
THERE'S HARVEY,
BUT THAT'S NOT
HARVEY'S ROOM.
IT LOOKS MORE LIKE--
[GASPS] THE BELL TOWER!
I'VE GOT TO WARN HIM!
HMM...MAYBE THERE
AREN'T ANY HEROES.
MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD
IS JUST MUDDLING THROUGH.
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT.
HARVEY!
HMM...FUNNY HOW THE WIND
CAN SOUND LIKE A SCREAM
WHEN YOU'RE DEPRESSED.
WHOA! UHH!
GOT TO WARN HARVEY!
EVERYTHING'S TIMED
DOWN TO THE LAST
MICROSECOND.
ONCE THE SPECIAL
EFFECTS START,
THERE'S NO STOPPING
THEM. GOT IT?
GOT IT.
ACTION!
SABRINA! SABRINA,
GET OUT OF THERE!
KEEP FILMING! WE ONLY GET
ONE SHOT AT THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
SABRINA, WHAT HAPPENED?
HARVEY...IN TOWER.
[GASPS AND
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
HE'LL BE BLOWN
TO BITS!
TAKE THIS GIRL
TO FIRST AID.
I HAVE TO REACH
THAT BOY!
AAH!
[SHRIEKS]
OHH!
HARVEY! HARVEY KINKLE!
WHAT--WHAT'S GOING ON?
HUH?
[GASPS]
[LOUD BANG]
AAH!
[BELL TOLLING]
WHOA! W-W-WHOA! WHOA!
[SHRIEKS]
HANG...ON...HARVEY.
WAAAAH!
[GRUNTS]
[LOUD BANG]
[GASPS]
[GRUNTS]
[SHRIEKS]
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
DON'T WORRY.
SOMEONE WITH MY
APPROXIMATE BUILD
HAS DONE THIS STUNT
A DOZEN TIMES.
[LAUGHS]
HARVEY, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
YEAH! THANKS TO
MY MAN DEVON.
HE'S A REAL HERO.
SPECTACULAR!
AND YOU
HAD TO BE
IN THE SHOT!
THEN I GUESS
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
WRITE AN IMPETUOUS YOUNG
SIDEKICK INTO THE SCRIPT.
[FANS CLAMORING]
[CHEERING AND
OVERLAPPING TALKING]
Fan: WAY TO GO, MAN!
Second fan:
AWESOME DEVON!
YOU DID
A GREAT JOB,
HARVEY.
NOW REMEMBER,
DEVON,
YOU PROMISED TO GIVE ME A
COOKING LESSON THIS WEEKEND,
RIGHT AFTER I INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY PET SPIDERS.
[SHUDDERS]
[LAUGHS]
I CAN DO THAT...
I THINK.
LET'S HAVE A SPECIAL
ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR MY SIDEKICK--
HARVEY STEELFIST!
I GOT ONE THING
TO SAY TO YOU, KINKLE.
CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
[CHEERING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
[SCOFFS] FREAKS.
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC,
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
UH...
[GASPS]
HEY, WE ALL CHIPPED IN
FOR THAT POPCORN, REMEMBER?
COME ON! YOU'RE BLOCKING
THE ACTION!
AT LAST, A USE FOR HILDA'S
ANTI-POPCORN-HOGGING SPELL.
[ALL APPLAUD]
WAY TO GO, DEVON!
ALL RIGHT!
MAN, IS DEVON DeGAUL
THE COOLEST OR WHAT?
DID YOU SEE THE WAY
HE DID THAT DOUBLE BACK FLIP
OVER THAT SPEEDING TRAIN?
AND LANDED ON
A MOVING MOTORCYCLE?
BACKWARDS! YEAH.
AND NEVER ONCE SMEARED
HIS APRICOT LIP GLOSS.
GOOD THING THE LASERS
COULDN'T DENT HIS
6 LAYERS OF HAIRSPRAY.
NOT FUNNY.
COME ON, PI, YOU
KNOW GUYS LIKE
DEVON DeGAUL
ARE ALWAYS IN LOVE
WITH THEMSELVES.
HA! HOO! HYAH!
HOLD IT, KINKLE!
HEY!
I GOT A QUESTION
FOR YA.
I TOLD YOU, ALREADY.
C-A-T, AND I'M NOT
HELPING YOU ON ANY MORE
SPELLING TESTS.
NOT THAT. HOW MANY WIMPS
DOES IT TAKE
TO WATCH A DEVON DeGAUL
MOVIE?
JUST ONE, YOU!
HA HA HA HA!
WAS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE A JOKE?
BULLY HUMOR.
IT'S WORSE
THAN PUNS.
WHOA!
[ALL GASP]
LOOKING GOOD, KINKLE!
♪ NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH ♪
DEVON DeGAUL WOULDN'T
LET A BULLY LIKE SLUGLOAF
PUSH HIM AROUND.
HE'D HAVE USED THE 7 DEADLY
MARTIAL ART STYLES
TAUGHT TO HIM BY
THE SHAOLIN MONKS
WHO RAISED HIM
AFTER HIS DOUBLE-AGENT PARENTS
WERE KILLED
BY AN EVIL WARLORD!
THEN HE'D RELAX
WITH A CUP OF CAPPUCCINO.
LOW FOAM, EASY CINNAMON,
WITH 2 SUGARS AND BISCOTTI
ON THE SIDE.
HARVEY, DEVON DeGAUL'S
AN ACTOR, NOT A HERO.
HE PUTS ON HIS PANTS
ONE LEG AT A TIME
JUST LIKE
ANY ORDINARY GUY.
[GASPS]
ORDINARY?!
HE IS SO FAR
FROM ORDINARY,
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM
FROM THERE,
AND I'VE GOT THE DEVON DeGAUL
STUNT TRADING CARDS TO PROVE IT.
LOOK! DEVON DeGAUL
RUNS OVER THE WATER SO FAST,
HE DOESN'T FALL IN.
DEVON DeGAUL FIGHTS OFF
6 NINJAS WITH A PAPER CLIP
AND DEVON DeGAUL
PUTS ON HIS PANTS
BOTH LEGS AT A TIME!
OK, OK!
AHEM, NOT TO CHANGE
THE SUBJECT,
BUT ARE YOU COMING
TO THE MALL WITH US
TOMORROW?
IT'S BACKWARDS
CLOTHING DAY.
I CAN'T. I HAVE TO WORK ON
MY DEVON DeGAUL WEB PAGE.
OH. WELL, I'LL
CALL YOU LATER.
I'M TOO BUSY TONIGHT.
I HAVE TO RE-BAG
MY DEVON DeGAUL COMICS.
I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
AT SCHOOL...
UNLESS YOU'RE
RUNNING OFF
TO HOLLYWOOD
TO GET DEVON DeGAUL'S
AUTOGRAPH!
YOU KNOW,
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
BUT RUMOR HAS IT
THEY'RE SHOOTING
HIS NEXT PICTURE
IN KUALA LUMPUR.
SHEESH!
DEVON DeGAUL,
DEVON DeGAUL.
THAT'S ALL HARVEY
TALKS ABOUT LATELY.
HE IGNORES ME
COMPLETELY!
IT'S LIKE I'VE
BECOME INVISIBLE
OR SOMETHING.
THAT'S WEIRD.
WHERE'S THAT WHINY VOICE
COMING FROM?
[GASPS]
THAT COOKIE'S FLOATING
IN MID-AIR!
LAY OFF, SALEM,
I'M SERIOUS!
THIS DEVON DeGAUL
CHARACTER
HAS GOTTEN INTO
HARVEY'S HEAD
LIKE A RAVENOUS
BRAINWORM.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THAT IMAGE.
STAY TUNED AS FILM DIRECTOR
NATHAN SCHMATHAN
REVEALS THE LOCATION
FOR HIS NEXT DEVON DeGAUL
ACTION EXTRAVAGANZA!
THAT'S IT!
IF I COULD GET THEM
TO FILM THE MOVIE HERE,
MAYBE HARVEY COULD MEET
DEVON DeGAUL
AND SEE THAT HE'S JUST
AN ORDINARY PERSON.
AND THE POINT WOULD BE?
TO GET HIM OVER HIS
DEVON DeGAUL OBSESSION,
SO HE CAN OBSESS
ABOUT ME FOR A CHANGE.
THERE'S A NOBLE PURPOSE.
MAKE THE WARNING POEM
SHORT THIS TIME, SPOOKY.
I ONLY HAVE TILL
THE END OF THE COMMERCIAL.
FROM A PEDESTAL,
A MAN LOOKS DOWN
ON HIS FATE,
SAFE FROM DESTINY.
THAT WAS A POEM?
IT DIDN'T EVEN RHYME.
IT WAS HAIKU.
HAIKU NEVER RHYMES.
SPOOKY, BABY, YOU WANT
TO MAKE IT IN SHOW BIZ,
YOU GOTTA GIVE THE AUDIENCE
WHAT THEY WANT.
YOU WANT RHYMES, HUH?
FINE.
THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL
NAMED SABRINA
WHOSE LAUGHTER
WAS LIKE A HYENA.
THE SOUND WAS SO LOUD,
IT ATTRACTED A CROWD
AND SABRINA GOT SERVED
A SUBPOENA.
I DO NOT LAUGH
LIKE A HYENA!
AND SHE PLAYED
THE CONCERTINA.
IN AN ARENA
WHILE EATING FARINA!
OHH, WHY DO I TRY?
SO, NATHAN SCHMATHAN,
WHERE WILL YOU BE DIRECTING
YOUR NEW DEVON DeGAUL MOVIE
DRAGON CLUB FIGHT?
DRAGON CLUB FIGHT
WILL BE FILMED ENTIRELY
ON LOCATION
IN...IN...
GREENDALE?
GREENDALE?!
A MOVIE'S GOING
TO BE FILMED
IN OUR LITTLE TOWN!
UH, WHY GREENDALE?
FOR AUTHENTICITY,
OF COURSE.
WHAT BETTER PLACE
TO DOUBLE FOR
KUALA LUMPUR?
MAYBE I'LL BE DISCOVERED!
MAYBE THEY'LL EVEN
GIVE ME A PART!
NOT ME. THOSE HOLLYWOOD
PHONIES CAN KEEP THEIR
CRUMMY PARTS.
THAT TOWN CHEWS UP TALENT
AND SPITS IT OUT
LIKE YESTERDAY'S HAIRBALL.
STILL BITTER ABOUT
LOSING THE LEAD
IN THAT DARN CAT,
AREN'T YOU?
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
WELL, I DO.
AT LAST, A PROPER OUTLET
FOR MY THESPIAN ABILITIES.
IF THAT MEANS YOU WON'T
BE SHRIEKING SHOW TUNES
IN THE SHOWER ANYMORE,
I'M FOR IT.
I WONDER IF HARVEY'S
HEARD ABOUT THIS YET.
YIPPEE! HA HA!
OH, WHOOPEE! HA HA!
[MEN GRUNT]
[SCREECHES]
HAVE THEY STARTED
FILMING YET?
NOT YET, BUT IT'S
SO EXCITING!
OH, LOOK!
OOH!
OOH!
OOH!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET
HARVEY HERE, BUT...
Harvey: SABRINA!
HUH?
OVER HERE!
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
UHH...OOPS. SORRY.
UH, WHAT'S WITH
THE NINJA COSTUME?
IT'S MY SUREFIRE PLAN
TO ACTUALLY MEET DEVON DeGAUL.
SEE, I FIGURE THE MINUTE
HE SEES ME IN THIS COSTUME,
HE'LL WANT TO GIVE ME
A PART IN THE MOVIE
AS HIS IMPETUOUS
YOUNG SIDEKICK!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[GASPS]
Boy: OH, WOW!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM!
Second boy:
I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH.
OK, PLAN B:
SNEAK ON THE SET
AND THROW MYSELF
AT HIS FEET.
OH, BOY.
HARVEY, MEETING
DEVON DeGAUL
IS ONE THING.
GETTING THROWN IN JAIL
IS SOMETHING VERY
DIFFERENT AND BAD.
HEY, OVER THERE! HEY,
GET ME A 10K OVER HERE! HEY!
YOU, GIRL, HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE!
AAH!
THINK YOU CAN HIDE
FROM...
HUH? HMM...
IF I WERE DEVON DeGAUL,
WHERE WOULD I BE?
HARVEY, YOU'RE GONNA
GET YOURSELF ARRESTED.
IT'S WORTH IT.
MEETING DEVON DeGAUL
IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING
THAT COULD EVER
HAPPEN TO ME.
YOUNG MAN?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
I COULD GET A CUP
OF CAPPUCCINO
WITH LOW FOAM,
EASY CINNAMON?
Both: WITH 2 SUGARS
AND BISCOTTI ON THE SIDE?
DEVON DeGAUL?!
SHH!
[GASPS]
Y-Y-YOU'RE
DEVON DeGAUL?
SHH!
LOOKING FOR AN AUTOGRAPH?
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT.
MY PENCIL IS STUCK
IN MY GIRDLE.
W-WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A DRESS?
IT'S AN ACTOR THING,
HARVEY.
YOU HATE IT, DON'T YOU?
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I SHOP OFF-THE-RACK.
I'M JOKING.
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
I CAN SNEAK OFF THE SET
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE ME TO THAT COFFEE?
[MONKEY SCREECHES]
[SLURPS]
AHH! THAT HITS
THE SPOT.
I DON'T GET IT,
MR. DeGAUL.
I MEAN, WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO SNEAK OFF
THE MOVIE SET?
[SIGHS] DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE FAMOUS, KIDS?
SURE. YOU RIDE
AROUND IN LIMOUSINES
AND SIGN AUTOGRAPHS AND--
EXACTLY! WORK, WORK,
WORK! AND FOR WHAT?
A FEW MEASLY MILLION
PER PICTURE?
SO, TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU
DO IN THIS TOWN FOR FUN?
HEHH! HOO!
GREAT GAME! DID YOU SEE ME
WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM?
ANOTHER QUARTER, HARVEY?
I'M KIND OF ALL OUT
OF QUARTERS.
THAT MAY BE BECAUSE
YOU PAID FOR ALL 32 GAMES.
WELL, WE CAN'T
HAVE THAT. HERE.
SEE WHAT YOU CAN
GET FOR THIS.
[GASPS]
TAKE OUT WHAT
I OWE YOU.
WOW! SOLID GOLD!
HMMPH!
PROBABLY GOLD-PLATE.
MMM! ANCHOVIES
AND PINEAPPLE!
HOW DO YOU KNOW
MY FAVORITE?
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU.
YOUR FAVORITE
COLOR IS PURPLE,
YOUR FAVORITE
MUSIC'S JAZZ,
AND IF YOU COULD BE
ANY ANIMAL, YOU'D BE
A BOLIVIAN TREE FROG.
WOW! MY OWN MOTHER
DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT
THE TREE FROG THING.
YOUR MOTHER?! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE AN ORPHAN
RAISED BY MONKS.
CLOSE. I'M A SURFER
RAISED BY DEMOCRATS.
MY FOLKS ARE BOTH TAX
ACCOUNTANTS FROM THE VALLEY.
THE REST IS
JUST STUDIO HYPE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE SHAOLIN MASTER
WHO TAUGHT YOU HUMILITY,
MARTIAL ARTS, AND...
OW!
HOT, HOT, HOT!
...COMPLETE MASTERY
OVER PAIN?
ANY QUESTIONS?
NO. THIS IS
OLD TOWN GREENDALE?
YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE
TOWN FROM THE TOP.
YOU WANT TO GO UP?
UHH...UHH...
[GASPS]
WHAT'S WRONG?
GEE, MAYBE THE ANCHOVIES
DON'T AGREE WITH
HIS DELICATE TUM-TUM.
NO. I JUST HAVE A TEENY
PROBLEM WITH HEIGHTS.
[SHUDDERS]
Director: DeGAUL!
THAT ISN'T
YOUR ONLY PROBLEM.
DeGaul: OH,
FUN TIME'S OVER.
CATCH YOU ON THE SET, KIDS.
COME ON! I CAN'T WAIT TO
SEE DEVON DeGAUL IN ACTION!
AND THEN WE WENT TO
THE VIDEO ARCADE,
AND THEN DEVON
BOUGHT US PIZZA.
WOW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GET TO HANG WITH
DEVON DeGAUL, KINKLE.
IT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE ONE
WHERE FOOFIE BEAR
KEEPS TAKING THE FLOWERS
I PICKED FOR BOOPSIE BUNNY.
WHAT?
QUIET ON THE SET!
THIS IS WHERE DEVON DeGAUL
LASSOES A HELICOPTER
TO CATCH A TRUCK
AND FREE A BEAUTIFUL
CIA AGENT WHILE TERRORISTS
BLOW UP THE SUBWAY.
ACTION!
UHH!
HEHH! HO!
HEHH! HOOYAH!
Director: CUT!
STUNT MAN!
HUH?! STUNT MAN?
THAT'S WHAT I'VE
BEEN TELLING YOU,
HARVEY.
DEVON DeGAUL
IS A MOVIE ACTOR,
NOT A HERO.
GOOD LUCK, FRED.
Director: ACTION!
[GRUNTING]
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AM I GREAT OR WHAT?
DID YOU LOVE IT?
I--I THOUGHT YOU DID
YOUR OWN STUNTS.
THAT'S WHAT
YOUR TRADING CARDS--
HEY, SPORT, IT'S NOT THAT
I WOULDN'T LOVE TO. REALLY.
BUT YOU KNOW HOW STUDIOS
ARE ABOUT THEIR STARS.
THERE'S NO WAY
THEY'D TAKE A CHANCE
HURTING THIS FACE.
AAH!
AAH!
AHH!
[CRASH]
CUT! DeGAUL.
[PANTS]
ACTION!
CUT!
[CHEERING]
THAT'S ALL HE DOES?
HEY, KINKLE,
YOUR HERO'S A ZERO!
HA HA HA!
HARVEY...
I HAVE GOT TO
MEET THAT MAN.
INTRODUCTIONS,
SABRINA.
THAT'S ALL HE DOES?
Hilda: MR. DeGAUL,
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
HUH?!
I ADORED THE WAY
YOU RESCUED THAT
CIA AGENT!
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK,
HILDA.
MR. DeGAUL HAS
AGREED TO COME
TO DINNER TONIGHT.
YOU'LL BE JOINING US,
WON'T YOU, SPORT?
YEAH. SURE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY STARVING
FOR SOME HOME COOKING,
MR. DeGAUL.
ACTUALLY, I COOK
A LITTLE MYSELF.
NOT CORDON BLEU,
EXACTLY,
BUT I RECOGNIZE
THE BUSINESS END
OF A SPATULA.
[SIGHS]
I'LL BET DEVON DeGAUL
CAN'T EVEN HANG-GLIDE
HIS WAY THROUGH A CAR WASH.
I TRIED TO WARN YOU,
HARVEY.
I KNOW.
WHEN YOU PUT PEOPLE
ON PEDESTALS, THEY'RE
BOUND TO FALL OFF.
IN DeGAUL'S CASE,
THAT WOULD BE THE
STUNT MAN'S JOB.
COME LOOK!
MR. DeGAUL'S GIVING
QUIGLEY A COOKING LESSON.
AND THE THRILLS JUST
KEEP ON COMING.
IT'S HARD LOSING
A FANTASY FIGURE.
I REMEMBER WHEN
I FIRST LEARNED
THAT LAMBCHOP
WAS A SOCK PUPPET.
WHAT AM I
GOING TO DO, SALEM?
I MEANT TO WISE HARVEY UP,
NOT BUM HIM OUT.
FROM EXPERIENCE,
A YOUNG WITCH
LEARNS TO BUTT OUT
OR LIVE WITH REGRET.
UHH!
[YOWLS]
OH, YOUR CULINARY SKILLS
ARE QUITE IMPRESSIVE,
MR. DeGAUL.
ACTUALLY, COOKING IS
MY SECOND-FAVORITE PASSION,
RIGHT AFTER THE WORKS
OF GILBERT AND SULLIVAN.
[GASPS] I ADORE G&S.
♪ I'M CALLED
LITTLE BUTTERCUP ♪
Together:
♪ DEAR LITTLE BUTTERCUP ♪
♪ THOUGH I COULD
NEVER TELL WHY ♪
WHAT THE HECK?!
WHAT'S NEXT,
THE OLD SOFTSHOE?
[SHRIEKS]
[ALL GASP]
MR. DeGAUL,
WHAT IS IT?
TH-TH-THAT!
IT'S JUST A TEENY
LITTLE SPIDER.
MASH IT BEFORE
IT KILLS US ALL!
IT'S BAD LUCK
TO KILL A SPIDER.
IN THIS HOUSE,
IT MIGHT BE
SOMEONE YOU KNOW.
THAT DOES IT!
YOU'RE NO HERO!
YOU'RE A COWARD AND
A PHONY, AND YOU'RE
NOT EVEN A VERY GOOD ACTOR!
YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A BIG FRAUD,
AND I FEEL LIKE A JERK
FOR EVER BELIEVING IN YOU.
HARVEY!
OHH...
HARVEY, YOU'RE WRONG
ABOUT DEVON.
WE BOTH WERE.
HE'S NOT A HERO,
AND HE'S NOT A JERK, EITHER.
HE'S JUST A NORMAL GUY
DOING A JOB.
YEAH. A NORMAL GUY
THAT FREAKS OUT
AT LITTLE BUGS.
OH, BIG DEAL!
SO WHAT IF DEVON'S
AFRAID OF SPIDERS?
SO WHAT IF HE
LIKES TO COOK AND
SING OPERETTA, TOO?
UNCLE QUIGLEY DOES
THOSE SAME THINGS,
AND YOU LIKE HIM.
QUIGLEY DOESN'T PASS
HIMSELF OFF AS A HERO.
HARVEY!
SABRINA, I'M GOING
BACK TO THE SET.
I'VE DONE ENOUGH
DAMAGE HERE.
HARVEY DIDN'T MEAN--
NO. HARVEY'S RIGHT.
I'M NO HERO.
I JUST PLAY ONE
IN THE MOVIES.
MR. DeGAUL,
I USED TO BELIEVE THAT,
BUT I DON'T ANYMORE.
YOU COULDN'T ACT
THE PART SO WELL
IF THERE WEREN'T A REAL
HERO SOMEWHERE INSIDE.
NICE TRY, SABRINA,
BUT I'M NOT EVEN
A REAL ACTOR.
I'M JUST A MOVIE STAR.
HAH! DEVON DeGAUL JUMPS
BETWEEN MOVING SPEEDBOATS.
DEVON DeGAUL RIDES
A MOTORCYCLE ALONG
A TELEPHONE WIRE.
HA! THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
DON'T SKIMP
ON THE DYNAMITE.
THIS IS THE BIG FINALE.
I WANT NOTHING LEFT
OF THAT TOWER BUT
RUBBLE AND DUST!
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
HARVEY'S DOING SOMETHING
FOOLISH, DO YOU?
OF COURSE NOT...
AND IT DON'T SNOW
IN MINNEAPOLIS
IN THE WINTERTIME.
GRAB A HARD HAT,
SABRINA.
WE'RE GOING DOWN
TO WATCH THE
MOVIE GUYS BLOW UP
THE OLD BELL TOWER.
NO, THANKS, UNCLE QUIGLEY.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH THINGS
BLOW UP IN MY FACE TODAY.
WELL, IF YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND...
COME ON DOWN.
I'M GOING TO
CHECK ON HARVEY.
MIRROR, MIRROR,
IN THE AIR,
HARVEY KINKLE,
SHOW ME WHERE...
UM, HE IS.
THERE'S HARVEY,
BUT THAT'S NOT
HARVEY'S ROOM.
IT LOOKS MORE LIKE--
[GASPS] THE BELL TOWER!
I'VE GOT TO WARN HIM!
HMM...MAYBE THERE
AREN'T ANY HEROES.
MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD
IS JUST MUDDLING THROUGH.
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT.
HARVEY!
HMM...FUNNY HOW THE WIND
CAN SOUND LIKE A SCREAM
WHEN YOU'RE DEPRESSED.
WHOA! UHH!
GOT TO WARN HARVEY!
EVERYTHING'S TIMED
DOWN TO THE LAST
MICROSECOND.
ONCE THE SPECIAL
EFFECTS START,
THERE'S NO STOPPING
THEM. GOT IT?
GOT IT.
ACTION!
SABRINA! SABRINA,
GET OUT OF THERE!
KEEP FILMING! WE ONLY GET
ONE SHOT AT THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
SABRINA, WHAT HAPPENED?
HARVEY...IN TOWER.
[GASPS AND
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
HE'LL BE BLOWN
TO BITS!
TAKE THIS GIRL
TO FIRST AID.
I HAVE TO REACH
THAT BOY!
AAH!
[SHRIEKS]
OHH!
HARVEY! HARVEY KINKLE!
WHAT--WHAT'S GOING ON?
HUH?
[GASPS]
[LOUD BANG]
AAH!
[BELL TOLLING]
WHOA! W-W-WHOA! WHOA!
[SHRIEKS]
HANG...ON...HARVEY.
WAAAAH!
[GRUNTS]
[LOUD BANG]
[GASPS]
[GRUNTS]
[SHRIEKS]
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
DON'T WORRY.
SOMEONE WITH MY
APPROXIMATE BUILD
HAS DONE THIS STUNT
A DOZEN TIMES.
[LAUGHS]
HARVEY, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
YEAH! THANKS TO
MY MAN DEVON.
HE'S A REAL HERO.
SPECTACULAR!
AND YOU
HAD TO BE
IN THE SHOT!
THEN I GUESS
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
WRITE AN IMPETUOUS YOUNG
SIDEKICK INTO THE SCRIPT.
[FANS CLAMORING]
[CHEERING AND
OVERLAPPING TALKING]
Fan: WAY TO GO, MAN!
Second fan:
AWESOME DEVON!
YOU DID
A GREAT JOB,
HARVEY.
NOW REMEMBER,
DEVON,
YOU PROMISED TO GIVE ME A
COOKING LESSON THIS WEEKEND,
RIGHT AFTER I INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY PET SPIDERS.
[SHUDDERS]
[LAUGHS]
I CAN DO THAT...
I THINK.
LET'S HAVE A SPECIAL
ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR MY SIDEKICK--
HARVEY STEELFIST!
I GOT ONE THING
TO SAY TO YOU, KINKLE.
CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
[CHEERING]
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