Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 37 - Molar Molar - full transcript
It's time for Sabrina's wisdom teeth to come out. She doesn't want to experience it the mortal way so she opts to have them removed magically and pain free. Once the teeth are gone so is her wisdom. She alienates her friends by telling them what is really on her mind endangers herself by not thinking smart. She must get her teeth back before her smarts are gone for good! One teeny problem: Spookie is on vacation and she must find him so he can reverse the spell. The Netherworld is a pretty big place for one little witch.
[PURRING]
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
(Chirping)
Yawn! Ahhh, milk.
Nature's way of saying..
"Me likeeeee!"
Glug. Glug. Glug.
BUUU-U-U-RP!
Hey! In case anyone
cares, we're outta milk.
Cats LIKE milk.
But cats can't buy milk
without getting carded.
We could always ring out your
furry-milk-drenched-upper-lip.
All right!
I confess!
I'm the dairy delinquent!
The moo-juice marauder!
The creme de la creme
of calcium criminals!
Do with me what you will!!
All right. I'll bite.
What could possibly be more
interesting than watching my
outrageously
cute kitty antics?
Oooh!
This is a thrill ride!
What's next, "The
Watching Paint Dry Triathlon"?
"Snail Wranglin'?"
Ooh! Ooh!
"A C-Span Marathon!?"
It's our assignment
for biology class.
We have to hatch a chick.
But the little
cluckster won't show.
It's been days.
And we have an impending date
with the Zombie Brothers that
we CAN NOT MISS!
They've got tickets
to Wicca-Palooza!
You haven't moshed till you've
moshed with guys who's body
parts fly off when
they slam dance!
Chick you say?
As in future chick-En?
As in last name "Cattiatore"?
As in MWA!
You lay one paw on our
homework and it's a one-way
ticket to flea-bath
city, fuzzfarmer!
Sheesh!
Like I care about a loley egg!
If anyone needs me I'll be
watching my favorite show.
"The EGG'S FILES"
Hahahahahahahah!
Funny cat.
Urk! Uh! Oh!
Morning girls. Uh I've kinda
got my hands full with Salem's
little April
fool's day, unh, prank!
I'm still laughing.
Yeah! Yeah. Very funny. Urk!
Listen, would you
make sure Sabrina's up?
She's got a
dentist appointment!
All over it Uncle Quig!
Waking up grumpy pre-teens
is something we live for!
Thank yooo-- Whoa!
I'll use the
intergnome system.
Sabrina honey!
It's time to wake up!
You have a
dentist appointment!
Gah!
Oh, Sabrina honey!
It's time to wake up!
You have a lousy
dentist appointment!
RRR, RRR!
Oh, by the way, Hilda
didn't really say "lousy"
dentist appointment.
I just added that because
I'm a bitter bitter gnome.
Man. I have GOT TO
GET a clock radio.
OW!
Yeesh!
Something is rotten
in ToothsillVania.
Welp, it's official Sabrina.
Your wisdom teeth
are coming in crooked.
I'm afraid they gotta go.
Go where?
I like them where they
are, Dr. Greymatter.
They match the
others..hehe..Ow!
Sorry Sabrina.
They gotta come out or the
pain's just gonna get worse.
But don't you worry.
We have the technology to make
sure you don't feel a thing.
I'll have the receptionist
make an appointment for
tomorrow, and we'll take care
of that nasty toothache once
and for all.
9:45 AM!..
He's gonna pull my teeth out?
Yipes!!.
Th-that's gotta hurt.
Then again..he he.
Maybe I'm just being silly.
Hey you guys!
Wanna give me a hand here?
Oh, no!
Child:
I want ice-creaaam.. wah ha whaaaa!
You're..unh! Comin'
with..unh mee!
Ah!
Stubborn ol'
stump... just... got to give!
Harvey: Hey Sabrina!
What's wrong?
You look like you just saw a
ghost or were just about to
have your teeth
yanked out or somethin'.
WHOA! Whoa!
Whooaaa!
Oof!
Yeah. Heh heh.
Interesting analogy Harv.
So uh, what's with
the new threads?
My mom made this
outfit for me.
I'm gonna wear it during
tomorrow's talent show while
performing my
death-defying skateboard act.
Remember?
Mrs. Drononanon named
you one of three judges.
Yeesh!
I forgot all about
the talent show!
Mrs. Drononanon only named me
a judge cuz I'm like the only
loser student who isn't
gonna be in the show.
Funny huh, I don't have any
unique skills or talent of my
own so I've
gotta judge others.
Hmm.
I hear that's how it
works in Hollywood.
Anyway..whatta ya
think of the outfit?
Whoa!
[crash]
It's..uh..real..swell..Harvey.
Thanks Sabrina.
And remember, just cuz
you're my best friend,
that doesn't mean you have to
vote for my act at tomorrow's
talent show!
Even though I've BEEN your
best friend for like EVER,
and even helped pull your head
outta that banister that time
when you were
seven. Really, NO pressure.
Yeah. Thanks Harv. Heheh. Huh!
Well, I gotta go practice
my awesome act!
So I'll see ya
later, BEST FRIEND!
That is if Seigfreid and
Roy don't mug you for that
outfit first.
YOW!
Oooh Man!
Chloe:
Hey! There's my favorite friend, the Judge!
Check this!
Huh?
Whoa!
Oops.
Gotta work on that move.
Uh, Chloe?
What're you doin'?
Just givin' the coolest Talent
Show Judge a little taste of
tomorrow's winning
act. Mainly... ME!
So what do ya think?
Do I got it or do I got it?
Oh. Yeah.
You've got a real chance. Your
dancing is really, uh, unique.
I know you'll uh, he he,
blow away my fellow Judges.
Thanks Sab!
That's just what
I wanted to hear!
I'll bet..hee hee.
See ya tomorrow Sabs!
I gotta go rehearse!
How'd I get myself into
this judging thing --?
Chloe's a terrible dancer and
Harvey's outfit makes him look
like Liberace's crazed twin.
And they're both expecting
me to vote for them tomorrow.
Sheesh.
I wonder if I shoulda told
'em what I really thought.
NnaaaaahH!!
Argh! And now my
own teeth hate me!
Oh well. I'm gonna turn
in..thanks for listening.
You two are
always there for me.
G'night!
(snoring)
Arrgh!
I've had more excitement
watching the slide show of
Uncle Quigley's
potato chip collection.
Let's just cast a spell
and speed this thing up.
Please! Please! Please!
Hilda.
You know the rules. If we
don't pass high school by
mortal rules we stay
like this forever.
Do you WANNA STAY YOUNG
AND BEAUTIFUL FOREVER,
Huh? DO YOU?!?!
Brrr.
I'm sorry Zel.
I-I lost my head.
You certainly did.
Now, you get first watch.
I'm gonna get some shut eye.
I'll relieve you in one hour.
But what about the
Zombie Brothers?!
If they show up before the egg
hatches..we'll just have to
take a rain check.
Our mortal school work is more
important than the biggest
concert event in
Netherworld History.
Hatch! Hatch! Hatch!
Do you mind?
How am I supposed to get my
32 naps a day with this
racket going on!?
Argh!
I just wish this
egg would hatch.
We have a date with the Zombie
brothers to see Wicca-Palooza!
But we can't leave 'til
this chick's hatched!
Hmmm.
Did I hear "wish"
it would hatch?
What's going on inside
that fuzzy little head?
It's really such
a little request.
Speed up the hatchin' so the
kitty can get in his nappin'!
Gah!
I meant to do that.
What to do? What to do?
What to HUH?
Let's just cut to
the chase, shall we?
Your pacing is
disrupting my cable reception.
Of course. Well.
Uh, here's the dillio -
I'm down with the
dillio sister. I may
reside in a ceramic jar, but
my hearing's clear as a bell.
Let's get on with it shall we?
Sure. Why not?
To speed a chick
to hatch and grow..
Takes a simple twist
of a feline's toe!
That's it, huh?
Well..Thanks!
Salem:
YOW! MY TOE!!!
I've been so silly.
People have their
teeth pulled every day.
There's nothing
to be afraid of!?
Right Dr. Greymatter?
Of course Sabrina!
Now please..if you will
just answer ONE question..?
Iz it safe?
Iz it safe?
Aaaaah!
Salem: Sabrina! Wake up!
It was just a bad dream!
Quigley isn't really
wearing hotpants!!!
It wasn't THAT bad dream..
Sheesh, you let out a scream!
Do you have any idea how hard
it is to get any rest in
this house!?
It's these teeth.
I gotta get ridda these teeth.
I thought you had an
appointment tomorrow!
I do. But I'm not going.
I'm too scared.
I've gotta find another way.
A simpler, less painful way.
If this simpler way let's
me finally get my nap in,
I'm all for it.
Uh.. Hello... Spookster?
Aloha! Hey, I love the
Hawaii 5-0 retro look!
It's you!
Save the fraudulant flattery
for someone who cares
little witchling!
I'm off the clock!
Vacation time, baby!
My official Netherworld
incantaion union contract
allows me two weeks PAID
Every 10 incantations.
By my book in
this twisted house,
I'm long overdue.
And certainly no-one deserves
a vacation more than you.
Did I tell you your jar
is really shiney and...
Cut to the chase little lady.
I've got a scareport
shuttle to catch to that big
broomstick to Scaradise!
Okay. Please.
Just this one little
favor then be on your way.
It's my wisdom teeth.
Quite simply, I
need them gone.
Gone you say?
He he he.
Ah, don't make me
smile. My lips are chapped.
Are these floaties?
I'm not a good swimmer.
Gimme those!
Do you want a spell or not?!
Yes. Please. Sorry.
Wisdom teeth that hurt
her mouth will shrink in size
as they head south, as wisdom
and teeth go hand in hand both
shall vanish like
these grains of sand.
Muhahaha!
Well Sabrina.
I've never seen
any thing like it.
Your wisdom
teeh, are, well, gone!
Ah ha! Great!
So you don't need
to pull 'em eh?
Hmmm.
Uh, yeah.
Guess there's nothing to pull.
Well, then.
If that's it.
I'll see ya later
Dr. Greymatter!
Thanks! Hey!
Is this your family? Boy!
What a goofy looking bunch!
What I meant, he he, is...They
have really big heads. I--I-I
GOTTA GO!
Uh! At least the frame is nice.
Why would I say that?!
I mean even if his family is
kinda funny looking, I never
should have said
that out loud.
What's wrong with me!
Don't walk.
Why not?
What could happen.
What was I thinking.
I didn't even look both ways.
It's like I'm
suddenly getting STUPID.
I feel kinda funny.
Maybe I better ask
Salem what's wrong with me.
I'll just hitch-hike home.
Hitch-hike?!
Am I crazy.
Hitch-hiking is like the
dumbest thing any-one can do?
Why would I even think of it?!
WHAT's happening to me?!
Hey Sab!
Check this out!
I call it the
Kinkle half pike.
Wha! Oof!
Great Harvey!
A move named
after half a fish.
It's fitting cuz half a pike
fish couldn't stink as much as
that lame move.
Oh my gosh!
Did I just say that out-loud!?
Look! I gotta go!
Actually I really
DON'T gotta go!
It's just a thing ya say at a
moment like this to ditch a
scene! Yipes!
He he! Ah!
Sheesh!
Seventh grade girls.
Can't live with em',
Can't insert a microscopic
submarine full of scientists
into their brains to figure
out just what the heck is
goin' on in there.
Oh look.
Sabrina's hair looks like the
obstacle course in this years'
Hamster ho-down.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
That's really funny Gem.
Actually, ha ha, it is funny.
Well, so, uh, oh really,
well did you buy that
shirt somewhere nice?
Cuz, Cuz., I like it
and I wish I owned it.
Huh? I can't stop saying
what I'm actually thinking!
No matter how horrible
the truth is.
Ugh!
Sabrina Smellman
likes my sweater!
I might as well give it
away to the unworthy.
"Unworthy!" Angora! Oh,
soft against my skin.
Mumble mumble.
Chloe:
Hey Sabrina wait up!
Not now Chloe. Trust me.
You don't wanna talk to me!
Especially if it's
about your crummy dancing!
Uh--I--
What're
you on about girl?
I was just wondering if I
could borrow your blue dress
for the talent show tomorrow..
Uh, did you say
"crummy" dancing..
I..I did.
I don't know why.
But one things for sure.
Your butt will look huge
in my blue dress.
I--look!
I gotta get home Chloe!
Crummy?
Bigg butt?!
Unh, uh!
MAY I SUGGEST WHEN YOU GET
HOME YOU TAKE A LO-O-O-NG NAP
GRUMPY!!
No time to talk.
I'll be in my room!
Peace out!
Uhm hmm. O.K.,
there! We did it!
We hatched the chick
and wrote our report.
Can we go now?
I guess so. And thanks
for being patient Hilda.
I told you we could get
through this assignment
without resorting to magic.
[car honks]
It's them!
It's the Zombie Brothers!
Oooh look.
Something's
different about Bob.
Did he get a new haircut?
It's hard to tell
since his head fell off.
Oh look. He's
screwing it back on.
Wicca-Palooza here we come!
Quigley: HAHAHA! Oh,
Shakin' your eyes here!
Shakin' your eyes there!
Hoo. HAHAHA!
Huh?
HAHA!
Sawing for Teens! HAHAHA!
I love this show!
Sabrina:
Salem! Ya gotta help me!
I'm saying the wrong
thing and doing the wrong
thing! Ever since I used that
spell to make my wisdom
teeth disappear, Well, it's
like my smarts went with it!
I-I'm completely..brain
drained.
Wow!
You think I'm
being overly dramatic?
B-Big ch-chicken eye!
Staring at me!
A-always... st-staring.
Well... Then again.
A few restful years in a
rubber room never hurt anyone.
I'm losin' it man!
Ya gotta help me!
Okay. Okay.
Its obvious when you
lost your wisdom teeth,
well you lost your wisdom.
My wisdom!?
Yipes!
That's why I keep saying
the wrong thing at the wrong
time, everytime!?
Cuz my wisdom was
in my wisdom teeth?
Rule #1 in your "Witches
Handbook" - all wisdom teeth
dentistry must be
done by mortal means.
Well rule #1 in the "W"
section under "wisdom",
page 25 million 360,001.
The "W" section?
Th-that's a big book!
I'm only up to the "B's!"
Double "Duh!" Look!
We need to find those wisdom
teeth before you say something
really unwise!
Unwise?
OH NO!
I'm on a judging panel for
a talent show tomorrow!!!
Let's face it, no one's
ever nearly as good
as they think they are. If I
tell p-people, my friends,
what I really think...
It'll be the end of your 12
year old world as you know it.
I can't go on like this!
I can't tell people
what I'm really thinking.
I've gotta find the Spookie
Jar and get my teeth back the
way nature
intended them to be.
Pain and all!
We gotta crash the
Spookie jar's vacation!
GET US THERE!
O.k. First we gotta get to the
Netherworld vacation spots.
Here's let's try this spell.
7 oceans and grains of sand!
Take us to a Nether Land!
Where are we?
"Encapsulated
Endentured Spirit Shores."
The sea-side resort for
mystical beings that live in
magically cramped quarters.
The foul, seemingly alive
entity that haunts old milk
cartons.
Ouiji board polterguists!
Crawl space
bump-in-the-nighters!
Ya got'cher Genies who
reside in magic lamps
YAH! Duh!
Your Genies in a bottle..
And of course..spookie jars.
Ahhh, the hermit crab.
Cowardly little
denizen of the sea.
First sign of trouble and it's
right back into that little
protective shell
isn't it..he he he..
Pa-thetic!
Sabrina:
Hey Spookie! Over here!
It's me and Salem!
Ah!
C'mon Spookster!
We know you're in there!
I can smell the coco-nutty
scent of your suntan lotion!
We need your help!
I told you! I'm on
vacation! Off the clock!
I saw the movie
"Death takes a holiday!"
If he can..so can I?!
We're not leaving
'til you help us!
Better put on some sunblock
cuz your gonna be here a
looong time.
HAHAHAH!!
He's right we might
as well settle in.
We just gotta wait him out!
He'll come around. Trust me.
Roar!
AHHH!
Not my floaties!
Goldfish! After me!
Heeellppp!!
Hey!
I'm sinkin' here!
Pahcha! Koff! Koff! Ptooi!
Thank you! You saved my life.
And usually that's followed by
"Is there anything I can do to
repay you?"
Usually.
But not this time.
I'm still on vacation.
Alright then.
What if I give you back this..
(laughter)
Alright! Alright!
I'll do anything!
Just gimme back my suit!
I need my wisdom teeth back!
FINE!
By gingivitis
cavities and plaque,
what once held wisdom
will now come back!
Ow!
Hey! It worked!
They're back!
Yowch!
Hey they hurt again!
This is great! OW!
Hey Hav.
I ust wanned to
with ya good wuck!
Oh hey Sabrina.
You got your
teeth yanked, huh?
Yeah.
It wuthent thuch a big deal.
Jutht hurt a wittle.
Well you seem a lot calmer.
Y-you're not gonna
insult me again?
I'm thorry Harv.
I guess I was a
little over the top.
I wuth in a lot of pain!
The Teeth n' all.
You're a very
talented skateboarder Harv.
So you'll vote for me.
Only if you're the
best act Harvey.
I wanna be fair.
Even if you are
my best friend!
And to be honest, well, maybe
you could spend a little more
time on some'a
your board tricks.
O.K., that's honest, I'm
not all that great I guess,
Sabrina, so that's fair.
It ith?
Sure.
Ya know you can always be
honest with me Sabrina.
Really Harv?
Of course Sabrina!
I can take whatever
you wanna tell me!
I'm a big boy O.K.?
Well, uh, then I gotta tell
ya... I really think that silly
outfit's gotta go!!
It's REALLY LAME.
My outfit?!
Uh, BUT I LOVE THIS OUTFIT!!
MY MOMMY MADE THIS SHIIIIIRT!!
Harvey!
I-Who am I to judge..
M-maybe I'm wrong.. I..
Just kidding, Sabrina. He He.
I think the
outfit's silly too.
I was just waiting for
someone to confirm it for me!
Thanks!
First contestant, Harvey
Kinkle and his death-defying
Skateboard act!
I'm up! See ya Sabrina!
Go get'em Harv!
You really still
think I have a chance?
Chicken!
Gee Sabrina!
I appreciate your new found
honesty and everything, but
you don't have to
call me na-
Big chicken!
Uh, look I just have never
done my tricks in front of
this big a crowd O.K.? I..
B-Big chicken! Ch-ch-chicken!
FINE!
All right Sabrina!
I'll show you!
I am no big chicken!
I'm NO BIG CHICKEEEEENNNN!!
Hey. Harv's pretty good.
(laughter)
(laughter)
(laughter)
Freaks!
Girl: Savage, we love you.
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
(Chirping)
Yawn! Ahhh, milk.
Nature's way of saying..
"Me likeeeee!"
Glug. Glug. Glug.
BUUU-U-U-RP!
Hey! In case anyone
cares, we're outta milk.
Cats LIKE milk.
But cats can't buy milk
without getting carded.
We could always ring out your
furry-milk-drenched-upper-lip.
All right!
I confess!
I'm the dairy delinquent!
The moo-juice marauder!
The creme de la creme
of calcium criminals!
Do with me what you will!!
All right. I'll bite.
What could possibly be more
interesting than watching my
outrageously
cute kitty antics?
Oooh!
This is a thrill ride!
What's next, "The
Watching Paint Dry Triathlon"?
"Snail Wranglin'?"
Ooh! Ooh!
"A C-Span Marathon!?"
It's our assignment
for biology class.
We have to hatch a chick.
But the little
cluckster won't show.
It's been days.
And we have an impending date
with the Zombie Brothers that
we CAN NOT MISS!
They've got tickets
to Wicca-Palooza!
You haven't moshed till you've
moshed with guys who's body
parts fly off when
they slam dance!
Chick you say?
As in future chick-En?
As in last name "Cattiatore"?
As in MWA!
You lay one paw on our
homework and it's a one-way
ticket to flea-bath
city, fuzzfarmer!
Sheesh!
Like I care about a loley egg!
If anyone needs me I'll be
watching my favorite show.
"The EGG'S FILES"
Hahahahahahahah!
Funny cat.
Urk! Uh! Oh!
Morning girls. Uh I've kinda
got my hands full with Salem's
little April
fool's day, unh, prank!
I'm still laughing.
Yeah! Yeah. Very funny. Urk!
Listen, would you
make sure Sabrina's up?
She's got a
dentist appointment!
All over it Uncle Quig!
Waking up grumpy pre-teens
is something we live for!
Thank yooo-- Whoa!
I'll use the
intergnome system.
Sabrina honey!
It's time to wake up!
You have a
dentist appointment!
Gah!
Oh, Sabrina honey!
It's time to wake up!
You have a lousy
dentist appointment!
RRR, RRR!
Oh, by the way, Hilda
didn't really say "lousy"
dentist appointment.
I just added that because
I'm a bitter bitter gnome.
Man. I have GOT TO
GET a clock radio.
OW!
Yeesh!
Something is rotten
in ToothsillVania.
Welp, it's official Sabrina.
Your wisdom teeth
are coming in crooked.
I'm afraid they gotta go.
Go where?
I like them where they
are, Dr. Greymatter.
They match the
others..hehe..Ow!
Sorry Sabrina.
They gotta come out or the
pain's just gonna get worse.
But don't you worry.
We have the technology to make
sure you don't feel a thing.
I'll have the receptionist
make an appointment for
tomorrow, and we'll take care
of that nasty toothache once
and for all.
9:45 AM!..
He's gonna pull my teeth out?
Yipes!!.
Th-that's gotta hurt.
Then again..he he.
Maybe I'm just being silly.
Hey you guys!
Wanna give me a hand here?
Oh, no!
Child:
I want ice-creaaam.. wah ha whaaaa!
You're..unh! Comin'
with..unh mee!
Ah!
Stubborn ol'
stump... just... got to give!
Harvey: Hey Sabrina!
What's wrong?
You look like you just saw a
ghost or were just about to
have your teeth
yanked out or somethin'.
WHOA! Whoa!
Whooaaa!
Oof!
Yeah. Heh heh.
Interesting analogy Harv.
So uh, what's with
the new threads?
My mom made this
outfit for me.
I'm gonna wear it during
tomorrow's talent show while
performing my
death-defying skateboard act.
Remember?
Mrs. Drononanon named
you one of three judges.
Yeesh!
I forgot all about
the talent show!
Mrs. Drononanon only named me
a judge cuz I'm like the only
loser student who isn't
gonna be in the show.
Funny huh, I don't have any
unique skills or talent of my
own so I've
gotta judge others.
Hmm.
I hear that's how it
works in Hollywood.
Anyway..whatta ya
think of the outfit?
Whoa!
[crash]
It's..uh..real..swell..Harvey.
Thanks Sabrina.
And remember, just cuz
you're my best friend,
that doesn't mean you have to
vote for my act at tomorrow's
talent show!
Even though I've BEEN your
best friend for like EVER,
and even helped pull your head
outta that banister that time
when you were
seven. Really, NO pressure.
Yeah. Thanks Harv. Heheh. Huh!
Well, I gotta go practice
my awesome act!
So I'll see ya
later, BEST FRIEND!
That is if Seigfreid and
Roy don't mug you for that
outfit first.
YOW!
Oooh Man!
Chloe:
Hey! There's my favorite friend, the Judge!
Check this!
Huh?
Whoa!
Oops.
Gotta work on that move.
Uh, Chloe?
What're you doin'?
Just givin' the coolest Talent
Show Judge a little taste of
tomorrow's winning
act. Mainly... ME!
So what do ya think?
Do I got it or do I got it?
Oh. Yeah.
You've got a real chance. Your
dancing is really, uh, unique.
I know you'll uh, he he,
blow away my fellow Judges.
Thanks Sab!
That's just what
I wanted to hear!
I'll bet..hee hee.
See ya tomorrow Sabs!
I gotta go rehearse!
How'd I get myself into
this judging thing --?
Chloe's a terrible dancer and
Harvey's outfit makes him look
like Liberace's crazed twin.
And they're both expecting
me to vote for them tomorrow.
Sheesh.
I wonder if I shoulda told
'em what I really thought.
NnaaaaahH!!
Argh! And now my
own teeth hate me!
Oh well. I'm gonna turn
in..thanks for listening.
You two are
always there for me.
G'night!
(snoring)
Arrgh!
I've had more excitement
watching the slide show of
Uncle Quigley's
potato chip collection.
Let's just cast a spell
and speed this thing up.
Please! Please! Please!
Hilda.
You know the rules. If we
don't pass high school by
mortal rules we stay
like this forever.
Do you WANNA STAY YOUNG
AND BEAUTIFUL FOREVER,
Huh? DO YOU?!?!
Brrr.
I'm sorry Zel.
I-I lost my head.
You certainly did.
Now, you get first watch.
I'm gonna get some shut eye.
I'll relieve you in one hour.
But what about the
Zombie Brothers?!
If they show up before the egg
hatches..we'll just have to
take a rain check.
Our mortal school work is more
important than the biggest
concert event in
Netherworld History.
Hatch! Hatch! Hatch!
Do you mind?
How am I supposed to get my
32 naps a day with this
racket going on!?
Argh!
I just wish this
egg would hatch.
We have a date with the Zombie
brothers to see Wicca-Palooza!
But we can't leave 'til
this chick's hatched!
Hmmm.
Did I hear "wish"
it would hatch?
What's going on inside
that fuzzy little head?
It's really such
a little request.
Speed up the hatchin' so the
kitty can get in his nappin'!
Gah!
I meant to do that.
What to do? What to do?
What to HUH?
Let's just cut to
the chase, shall we?
Your pacing is
disrupting my cable reception.
Of course. Well.
Uh, here's the dillio -
I'm down with the
dillio sister. I may
reside in a ceramic jar, but
my hearing's clear as a bell.
Let's get on with it shall we?
Sure. Why not?
To speed a chick
to hatch and grow..
Takes a simple twist
of a feline's toe!
That's it, huh?
Well..Thanks!
Salem:
YOW! MY TOE!!!
I've been so silly.
People have their
teeth pulled every day.
There's nothing
to be afraid of!?
Right Dr. Greymatter?
Of course Sabrina!
Now please..if you will
just answer ONE question..?
Iz it safe?
Iz it safe?
Aaaaah!
Salem: Sabrina! Wake up!
It was just a bad dream!
Quigley isn't really
wearing hotpants!!!
It wasn't THAT bad dream..
Sheesh, you let out a scream!
Do you have any idea how hard
it is to get any rest in
this house!?
It's these teeth.
I gotta get ridda these teeth.
I thought you had an
appointment tomorrow!
I do. But I'm not going.
I'm too scared.
I've gotta find another way.
A simpler, less painful way.
If this simpler way let's
me finally get my nap in,
I'm all for it.
Uh.. Hello... Spookster?
Aloha! Hey, I love the
Hawaii 5-0 retro look!
It's you!
Save the fraudulant flattery
for someone who cares
little witchling!
I'm off the clock!
Vacation time, baby!
My official Netherworld
incantaion union contract
allows me two weeks PAID
Every 10 incantations.
By my book in
this twisted house,
I'm long overdue.
And certainly no-one deserves
a vacation more than you.
Did I tell you your jar
is really shiney and...
Cut to the chase little lady.
I've got a scareport
shuttle to catch to that big
broomstick to Scaradise!
Okay. Please.
Just this one little
favor then be on your way.
It's my wisdom teeth.
Quite simply, I
need them gone.
Gone you say?
He he he.
Ah, don't make me
smile. My lips are chapped.
Are these floaties?
I'm not a good swimmer.
Gimme those!
Do you want a spell or not?!
Yes. Please. Sorry.
Wisdom teeth that hurt
her mouth will shrink in size
as they head south, as wisdom
and teeth go hand in hand both
shall vanish like
these grains of sand.
Muhahaha!
Well Sabrina.
I've never seen
any thing like it.
Your wisdom
teeh, are, well, gone!
Ah ha! Great!
So you don't need
to pull 'em eh?
Hmmm.
Uh, yeah.
Guess there's nothing to pull.
Well, then.
If that's it.
I'll see ya later
Dr. Greymatter!
Thanks! Hey!
Is this your family? Boy!
What a goofy looking bunch!
What I meant, he he, is...They
have really big heads. I--I-I
GOTTA GO!
Uh! At least the frame is nice.
Why would I say that?!
I mean even if his family is
kinda funny looking, I never
should have said
that out loud.
What's wrong with me!
Don't walk.
Why not?
What could happen.
What was I thinking.
I didn't even look both ways.
It's like I'm
suddenly getting STUPID.
I feel kinda funny.
Maybe I better ask
Salem what's wrong with me.
I'll just hitch-hike home.
Hitch-hike?!
Am I crazy.
Hitch-hiking is like the
dumbest thing any-one can do?
Why would I even think of it?!
WHAT's happening to me?!
Hey Sab!
Check this out!
I call it the
Kinkle half pike.
Wha! Oof!
Great Harvey!
A move named
after half a fish.
It's fitting cuz half a pike
fish couldn't stink as much as
that lame move.
Oh my gosh!
Did I just say that out-loud!?
Look! I gotta go!
Actually I really
DON'T gotta go!
It's just a thing ya say at a
moment like this to ditch a
scene! Yipes!
He he! Ah!
Sheesh!
Seventh grade girls.
Can't live with em',
Can't insert a microscopic
submarine full of scientists
into their brains to figure
out just what the heck is
goin' on in there.
Oh look.
Sabrina's hair looks like the
obstacle course in this years'
Hamster ho-down.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
That's really funny Gem.
Actually, ha ha, it is funny.
Well, so, uh, oh really,
well did you buy that
shirt somewhere nice?
Cuz, Cuz., I like it
and I wish I owned it.
Huh? I can't stop saying
what I'm actually thinking!
No matter how horrible
the truth is.
Ugh!
Sabrina Smellman
likes my sweater!
I might as well give it
away to the unworthy.
"Unworthy!" Angora! Oh,
soft against my skin.
Mumble mumble.
Chloe:
Hey Sabrina wait up!
Not now Chloe. Trust me.
You don't wanna talk to me!
Especially if it's
about your crummy dancing!
Uh--I--
What're
you on about girl?
I was just wondering if I
could borrow your blue dress
for the talent show tomorrow..
Uh, did you say
"crummy" dancing..
I..I did.
I don't know why.
But one things for sure.
Your butt will look huge
in my blue dress.
I--look!
I gotta get home Chloe!
Crummy?
Bigg butt?!
Unh, uh!
MAY I SUGGEST WHEN YOU GET
HOME YOU TAKE A LO-O-O-NG NAP
GRUMPY!!
No time to talk.
I'll be in my room!
Peace out!
Uhm hmm. O.K.,
there! We did it!
We hatched the chick
and wrote our report.
Can we go now?
I guess so. And thanks
for being patient Hilda.
I told you we could get
through this assignment
without resorting to magic.
[car honks]
It's them!
It's the Zombie Brothers!
Oooh look.
Something's
different about Bob.
Did he get a new haircut?
It's hard to tell
since his head fell off.
Oh look. He's
screwing it back on.
Wicca-Palooza here we come!
Quigley: HAHAHA! Oh,
Shakin' your eyes here!
Shakin' your eyes there!
Hoo. HAHAHA!
Huh?
HAHA!
Sawing for Teens! HAHAHA!
I love this show!
Sabrina:
Salem! Ya gotta help me!
I'm saying the wrong
thing and doing the wrong
thing! Ever since I used that
spell to make my wisdom
teeth disappear, Well, it's
like my smarts went with it!
I-I'm completely..brain
drained.
Wow!
You think I'm
being overly dramatic?
B-Big ch-chicken eye!
Staring at me!
A-always... st-staring.
Well... Then again.
A few restful years in a
rubber room never hurt anyone.
I'm losin' it man!
Ya gotta help me!
Okay. Okay.
Its obvious when you
lost your wisdom teeth,
well you lost your wisdom.
My wisdom!?
Yipes!
That's why I keep saying
the wrong thing at the wrong
time, everytime!?
Cuz my wisdom was
in my wisdom teeth?
Rule #1 in your "Witches
Handbook" - all wisdom teeth
dentistry must be
done by mortal means.
Well rule #1 in the "W"
section under "wisdom",
page 25 million 360,001.
The "W" section?
Th-that's a big book!
I'm only up to the "B's!"
Double "Duh!" Look!
We need to find those wisdom
teeth before you say something
really unwise!
Unwise?
OH NO!
I'm on a judging panel for
a talent show tomorrow!!!
Let's face it, no one's
ever nearly as good
as they think they are. If I
tell p-people, my friends,
what I really think...
It'll be the end of your 12
year old world as you know it.
I can't go on like this!
I can't tell people
what I'm really thinking.
I've gotta find the Spookie
Jar and get my teeth back the
way nature
intended them to be.
Pain and all!
We gotta crash the
Spookie jar's vacation!
GET US THERE!
O.k. First we gotta get to the
Netherworld vacation spots.
Here's let's try this spell.
7 oceans and grains of sand!
Take us to a Nether Land!
Where are we?
"Encapsulated
Endentured Spirit Shores."
The sea-side resort for
mystical beings that live in
magically cramped quarters.
The foul, seemingly alive
entity that haunts old milk
cartons.
Ouiji board polterguists!
Crawl space
bump-in-the-nighters!
Ya got'cher Genies who
reside in magic lamps
YAH! Duh!
Your Genies in a bottle..
And of course..spookie jars.
Ahhh, the hermit crab.
Cowardly little
denizen of the sea.
First sign of trouble and it's
right back into that little
protective shell
isn't it..he he he..
Pa-thetic!
Sabrina:
Hey Spookie! Over here!
It's me and Salem!
Ah!
C'mon Spookster!
We know you're in there!
I can smell the coco-nutty
scent of your suntan lotion!
We need your help!
I told you! I'm on
vacation! Off the clock!
I saw the movie
"Death takes a holiday!"
If he can..so can I?!
We're not leaving
'til you help us!
Better put on some sunblock
cuz your gonna be here a
looong time.
HAHAHAH!!
He's right we might
as well settle in.
We just gotta wait him out!
He'll come around. Trust me.
Roar!
AHHH!
Not my floaties!
Goldfish! After me!
Heeellppp!!
Hey!
I'm sinkin' here!
Pahcha! Koff! Koff! Ptooi!
Thank you! You saved my life.
And usually that's followed by
"Is there anything I can do to
repay you?"
Usually.
But not this time.
I'm still on vacation.
Alright then.
What if I give you back this..
(laughter)
Alright! Alright!
I'll do anything!
Just gimme back my suit!
I need my wisdom teeth back!
FINE!
By gingivitis
cavities and plaque,
what once held wisdom
will now come back!
Ow!
Hey! It worked!
They're back!
Yowch!
Hey they hurt again!
This is great! OW!
Hey Hav.
I ust wanned to
with ya good wuck!
Oh hey Sabrina.
You got your
teeth yanked, huh?
Yeah.
It wuthent thuch a big deal.
Jutht hurt a wittle.
Well you seem a lot calmer.
Y-you're not gonna
insult me again?
I'm thorry Harv.
I guess I was a
little over the top.
I wuth in a lot of pain!
The Teeth n' all.
You're a very
talented skateboarder Harv.
So you'll vote for me.
Only if you're the
best act Harvey.
I wanna be fair.
Even if you are
my best friend!
And to be honest, well, maybe
you could spend a little more
time on some'a
your board tricks.
O.K., that's honest, I'm
not all that great I guess,
Sabrina, so that's fair.
It ith?
Sure.
Ya know you can always be
honest with me Sabrina.
Really Harv?
Of course Sabrina!
I can take whatever
you wanna tell me!
I'm a big boy O.K.?
Well, uh, then I gotta tell
ya... I really think that silly
outfit's gotta go!!
It's REALLY LAME.
My outfit?!
Uh, BUT I LOVE THIS OUTFIT!!
MY MOMMY MADE THIS SHIIIIIRT!!
Harvey!
I-Who am I to judge..
M-maybe I'm wrong.. I..
Just kidding, Sabrina. He He.
I think the
outfit's silly too.
I was just waiting for
someone to confirm it for me!
Thanks!
First contestant, Harvey
Kinkle and his death-defying
Skateboard act!
I'm up! See ya Sabrina!
Go get'em Harv!
You really still
think I have a chance?
Chicken!
Gee Sabrina!
I appreciate your new found
honesty and everything, but
you don't have to
call me na-
Big chicken!
Uh, look I just have never
done my tricks in front of
this big a crowd O.K.? I..
B-Big chicken! Ch-ch-chicken!
FINE!
All right Sabrina!
I'll show you!
I am no big chicken!
I'm NO BIG CHICKEEEEENNNN!!
Hey. Harv's pretty good.
(laughter)
(laughter)
(laughter)
Freaks!
Girl: Savage, we love you.