Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 35 - Stone Broke - full transcript
Gem's family has suddenly gone bankrupt and she is forced to stay with Sabrina. The fact that she is broke does not sink in at first and she bosses Sabrina around. She soon discovers that Sabrina is her only friend and she relies on her to show her the ropes. Sabrina is so annoyed by her that she tries to cast a spell that will make her rich again, but she inadvertently throws a wrench in each of Sabrina's spells. She then learns that she likes doing things for herself and feeling independent. When Sabrina finally succeeds in making the Stones rich again, Gem is a little bummed at first,.....but she gets over it.
[PURRING]
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
CAN YOU BELIEVE
IT'S FRIDAY ALREADY?
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
SURE. YESTERDAY
WAS THURSDAY.
IT MEANS THE WEEK'S OVER.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
HEY, HOW ABOUT WE ALL
GO TO A MOVIE SATURDAY?
GEE, IT'S SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
LET ME CONSULT MY DATE BOOK.
HMM. I HAVE TO SCRAPE
AQUARIUM SCUM.
WELL, I DO HAVE
AN ENGAGEMENT,
BUT I THINK
I CAN BREAK IT.
[TIRES SCREECH]
I TRUST YOUR RIDE WAS
A PLEASANT ONE, MISS STONE.
TV RECEPTION
COULD'VE BEEN BETTER
AND MY ORANGE JUICE
HAD TOO MUCH PULP IN IT.
HI, HARVEY.
HEY, GEM.
NICE WHEELS, SPELLMAN.
BIG SALE
AT THE JUNK YARD?
WHY, YES.
SORRY ALL THE GOOD
CLOTHES WERE GONE
BEFORE YOU GOT THERE.
DARN. I HATE WHEN
I MISS THOSE SALES.
HARVEY, CAN I TALK
WITH YOU A MINUTE?
CAN YOU BELIEVE
IT'S FRIDAY ALREADY?
AND TOMORROW'S SATURDAY.
I JUST HAD
THIS CONVERSATION
WITH SABRINA.
IT'S JUST NOT
ANY SATURDAY.
TOMORROW IS THE GREENDALE
SOCIETY CHARITY BALL
AND GUESS WHERE IT'S
BEING HELD THIS YEAR.
UH...IN GREENDALE?
AT MY HOUSE.
MY PARENTS ARE
HOSTING THE BALL,
AND HERE IS
AN INVITATION FOR YOU.
I KINDA MADE PLANS
WITH SABRINA.
HARV, HARV, HARV.
PEOPLE BEG
FOR INVITATIONS
TO THE CHARITY BALL.
LIVE MUSIC,
COCKTAIL WIENERS,
BIG SCREEN TV.
WHAA. I...YEAH, BUT--
HARVEY KINKLE, DO YOU
WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE
WITH ONE BIG BUTT?
OH, ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT IF I
INVITE SABRINA, TOO?
YEAH, I GUESS
THAT'D BE OK.
I MEAN, IF
SHE WANTS TO GO.
YOU'RE INVITING ME
TO THE GREENDALE SOCIETY
CHARITY BALL?
OF COURSE.
AFTER ALL, A CHARITY BALL
IS FOR PEOPLE LESS FORTUNATE,
AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE
LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOU.
WELL, IF HARVEY
WANTS TO GO.
GREAT.
OH, ONE MORE THING.
THE THEME THIS YEAR
IS COUNTRY/WESTERN.
SO DRESS APPROPRIATELY.
Sabrina: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
DO YOU THINK IT SAYS
COUNTRY/WESTERN?
NO. IT SAYS 29.99.
YOU LEFT
THE PRICE TAG ON.
YOU'RE NOT HELPING, SALEM.
HOW AM I GOING
TO LOOK LIKE A COWGIRL
IF I DON'T HAVE
ANY COWGIRL CLOTHES?
WHY ARE YOU
EVEN BOTHERING
WITH THIS BALL?
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF STUCK-UP SNOBS.
BECAUSE HARVEY'S GOING
AND LEAVING HIM
ALONE WITH GEM
WOULD BE CRUEL
AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.
WELL, I MIGHT KNOW
A LITTLE SPELL FOR
WESTERN CLOTHES.
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T
USED IT SINCE THAT
UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT
WITH
THE PIG STAMPEDE.
MAGIC LASSO,
SWIRL, ROPE, SWIRL.
DRESS HER UP LIKE
A COUNTRY GIRL.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
Salem: WHOA, NELLIE.
I OUTDID MYSELF.
SALEM, IT'S PERFECT.
YOU, PARDNER, ARE GOING
TO BE THE FOXIEST OLD
COWGIRL AT THE HOEDOWN.
YEE-HAW!
ANNOUNCING MISS
SABRINA SPELLMAN.
[LAUGHTER]
[GASPS]
Woman: YIPPEE-KI-YAY!
AAH!
OH, MAN.
SPELLMAN, THERE YOU ARE.
WE WERE WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
[SNICKERS]
MAYBE SHE GOT LOST
LOOKING FOR THE RODEO.
GEM, DEAR, I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU HIRED
A NEW STABLE HAND.
[GIGGLES]
[LAUGHTER]
GEM, YOU SAID IT WAS
A COUNTRY/WESTERN THEME.
DID I?
OH, MY MISTAKE.
I GUESS THAT
WAS LAST YEAR.
[FANFARE]
DINNER IS NOW
BEING SERVED.
EVERYONE PLEASE
BOARD THE MONORAIL
TO THE DINING ROOM.
Man: AND SO ON BEHALF
OF REGINA AND MYSELF
AND OUR LOVELY
DAUGHTER GEM,
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST...TO US.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THIS
CHARITY BALL IS ALL ABOUT...
PEOPLE LIKE US WHO CARE
ABOUT PEOPLE NOT LIKE US.
TO US!
All: TO US!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
AND I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST, TOO.
TO TONIGHT'S
CHARITY CASE.
SABRINA SPELLMAN.
[GASPS]
[PEOPLE ALL TALKING
AT ONCE]
YOUCH!
OW! OW! OW! OW!
[GEM'S NOSE PULLING]
[SNAP]
Girl: HEY, ANNIE OAKLEY,
WHERE'S YOUR HORSE?
[SNICKERS] WHAT WILL
YOU COME AS NEXT YEAR?
A CAVE GIRL?
Gem: COME ON, GIRLS.
WE'LL ALL BE GLAD
WE KNOW HER...
COME ROUND-UP TIME.
[GROWLS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
AH, GEM, THERE YOU ARE.
MOM, DADDUMS,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OH, GEM,
YOUR FATHER HAS
SOME BAD NEWS.
AND THIS
ONE'S A LULU.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU SEE, I RECENTLY MADE
A RATHER SIZEABLE INVESTMENT
IN A LOGGING COMPANY.
TURNS OUT THEY MADE
CHEESE LOGS.
WHO KNEW?
AHEM. YES. WELL, ANYWAY,
THOUGH WE TRIED TO MAKE
THE BEST OF IT--
PICTURE A HOUSE MADE
OF CHEESE LOGS,
THEN IMAGINE ONE
GOOD HEAT WAVE.
ANYWAY, GEM, WHAT
I'M SAYING IS...
I'M AFRAID OUR FUNDS
ARE, UH...
DEPLETED.
WE'RE BANKRUPT.
BANKRUPT?
YOU KNOW, UH...
BROKE.
BROKE?
LOOK, DEAR,
READ MY LIPS.
WE...HAVE...
NO...MONEY.
[GASPS]
[CRASH]
OH, SHE TOOK THAT BETTER
THAN I EXPECTED.
HA. A TRUE STONE.
BUT--BUT THAT'S
IMPOSSIBLE.
WE'RE TOO RICH
TO BE BROKE.
NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY,
PRINCESS.
YES, WE'RE IN TROUBLE,
BUT OUR FAITHFUL SERVANTS
WILL HELP US THROUGH
THESE DIFFICULT TIMES,
RIGHT, DOBSON?
THE NAME IS MONTGOMERY, SIR.
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
WITHOUT MONEY, WE'RE...
WE'RE...
NOT RICH!
THERE'S STILL HOPE.
YOUR MOTHER AND I
ARE GOING TO FLY DOWN
TO THE FACTORY
TO SEE IF WE CAN
SALVAGE THE BUSINESS.
AND IF YOU CAN'T?
I HOPE YOU LIKE CHEESE.
IN THE MEANTIME,
WE'VE MADE
ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOU
TO STAY WITH A FRIEND.
A FRIEND?
WHO?
ARGH. IF I NEVER SEE
GEM STONE AGAIN,
IT'LL BE TOO SOON.
AH, SABRINA,
YOU'RE HOME.
JUST WAIT TILL YOU
SEE THE BIG SURPRISE
I HAVE FOR YOU.
Gem: HELLO, SPELLMAN.
Quigley:
GEM IS GOING
TO BE LIVING WITH US
FOR A WHILE.
ISN'T THAT NICE?
SABRINA, I SAID
YOUR FRIEND GEM
IS GOING TO BE
STAYING WITH US.
UH...UNCLE QUIGLEY,
CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU?
UNCLE QUIGLEY,
SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
YOU GOT TO GET
RID OF HER.
SABRINA, WHAT'S
COME OVER YOU?
GEM IS OUR GUEST AND
I PROMISED HER MOTHER
WE'D LOOK AFTER HER
WHILE THEY'RE GONE.
BUT--BUT WHY DOES SHE
HAVE TO STAY ANYWHERE?
WHY CAN'T SHE JUST
STAY IN HER HOUSE
WITH ALL HER SERVANTS?
WHAT SERVANTS?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
THE STONES LOST ALL
OF THEIR MONEY.
YOU MEAN GEM STONE IS BROKE?
SABRINA, SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
QUIGLEY'S JUST TRYING
TO BE A LITTLE CHARITABLE.
NOW, I'VE ALREADY
SET UP A SPARE COT
IN YOUR ROOM.
IT'S ONLY FOR A WEEK.
I'M SURE YOU CAN BE A GOOD
HOSTESS FOR THAT LONG.
I KNOW YOU.
YEAH, BUT YOU
DON'T KNOW GEM.
LOOK AT THIS DUMP, RUBY.
THEY ACTUALLY
EXPECT US TO SLEEP HERE?
[RUBY GROWLS]
HMM?
YIKES!
I, UH...
DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'RE JUST A REALLY
UGLY NEW FLOOR LAMP.
[GROWLING]
GET OFF OF ME!
I HAVE TENDER FUR. STOP!
UH...HI, GEM.
SORRY TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
OH, THAT.
JUST A LITTLE SPEED BUMP
ON ZILLIONAIRE HIGHWAY.
TRUST ME.
MOM AND DADDUMS
WILL BE BACK SOON
JUST DRIPPING
WITH DINERO.
WELL, UH...GREAT.
COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE YOU'RE SLEEPING.
I SUPPOSE.
OH, GET MY BAGS,
WILL YOU?
GEM IS MY GUEST,
GEM IS MY GUEST.
Gem: HMM! LUMPY, BUT
I SUPPOSE IT'LL DO.
WHERE
WILL YOU SLEEP?
ME? GEM, THAT HAPPENS
TO BE MY BED,
AND I INTEND TO--
OHH. ALL THIS STRESS
HAS LEFT ME PARCHED.
COULD YOU GET ME A DRINK?
LEMONADE?
SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED?
WHOA!
[BARKING]
[SALEM PANTING]
AAH!
[BARKING]
[DOOR SHUTS]
[GROWLS]
Salem: MEOW!
HERE, POOCH POOCHIE.
[ZAPPING]
[WHIMPERS]
[DISTORTED VOICE]
OH, MY.
THE BIG, BAD DOG
HAS CAUGHT ME.
[NORMAL VOICE]
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
ROAR!
[WHIMPERING]
HERE'S YOUR LEMONADE.
SHAKEN NOT--HUH?!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
OH. I UNPACKED.
THERE WASN'T ENOUGH
ROOM IN THE CLOSET,
SO I TOOK OUT
YOUR STUFF.
YOU WHAT?
YOU DON'T EXPECT ME
TO KEEP MY DESIGNER CLOTHES
IN THE SAME CLOSET
WITH YOUR RAGS, DO YOU?
AAH!
OH, AND CAN YOU RUN
A BATH FOR ME?
NOT TOO HOT, AND IF YOU
HAVE ANY IMPORTED BATH OIL--
LOOK HERE, GEM.
IF YOU THINK
FOR ONE MINUTE THAT
I'M GOING TO--
Quigley: HI, GIRLS.
EVERYTHING WORKING OUT?
OH, YES, MR. QUIGLEY.
THANK YOU SO.
GOOD, GOOD.
DON'T WANT IT SAID
THAT THE SPELLMANS
AREN'T GRACIOUS HOSTS.
RIGHT...SABRINA?
[SIGHS]
YES, UNCLE QUIGLEY.
WHOO!
NOW, ABOUT THAT BATH?
[SNORING]
[GROWLING]
[ZAPPING]
YEOW!
[YAWNS] NICE OF YOU
TO DROP IN.
[RUBY BARKING]
ARE WE GOING
TO BEHAVE NOW?
[PANTING
AND COUGHING]
THAT WAS AN INTERESTING
BREAKFAST YOU MADE.
WHAT DID YOU
CALL THAT AGAIN?
CEREAL?
DO ALL SIMPLE
PEASANT FOLK EAT THAT?
GEM, WE'RE NOT
SIMPLE PEASANT FOLK.
WE'RE JUST FOLK.
GEM! OH, GEM,
YOU POOR THING!
IT'S JUST DREADFUL!
THEY'RE SPREADING
THE MOST VICIOUS
RUMORS ABOUT YOU.
THEY SAY YOU'VE
LOST ALL YOUR...
YOUR MONEY!
GIRLS, GIRLS.
I'M SO TOUCHED
BY YOUR CONCERN.
YES, I'M AFRAID
THE RUMORS ARE TRUE.
BUT DON'T WORRY. I DON'T
REALLY NEED MONEY,
AS LONG AS I HAVE
FRIENDS LIKE YOU.
WELL, GOTTA GO!
NICE KNOWING
YOU.
[GASPS]
CAN'T HANG
WITH A LOSER.
YOU UNDERSTAND.
HUH?
DON'T FEEL BAD, GEM.
THEY'RE JUST SHALLOW,
SUPERFICIAL SNOBS.
I KNOW.
[SOBBING] AND I WANT
TO BE ONE OF THEM!
WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO, SPELLMAN?
WITHOUT MONEY,
MY LIFE IS OVER.
GEM, YOU CAN BE
PERFECTLY HAPPY EVEN
WITHOUT LOTS OF MONEY.
I...I CAN?
OF COURSE YOU CAN.
THEN SHOW ME HOW,
SPELLMAN.
TEACH ME, MOLD ME.
I WANT TO LEARN
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
ABOUT BEING
A SIMPLE PEASANT.
GEM, I'M NOT
A SIMPLE PEASANT.
I'LL SHOW THEM.
IF I'VE GOT
TO BE BROKE,
I'M GOING TO BE
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL
BROKE PERSON
THAT EVER LIVED!
NOW, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
THESE ARE DIRTY CLOTHES,
AND WE'RE ACTUALLY
GOING TO...
W-WASH THEM?!
OF COURSE.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING WITH YOUR
DIRTY CLOTHES?
I THROW THEM OUT,
OF COURSE.
DOESN'T EVERYONE?
LOOK, JUST LOAD UP
THE WASHING MACHINE
AND PUT THIS IN.
THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE THAT?
I SUPPOSE SO.
GOOD. AND WHEN YOU'RE
FINISHED WITH THAT,
COME ON UP
AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW
TO WASH THE DISHES.
HMM.
THAT WASN'T TOO BAD.
[WHIMPERING]
[RUMBLING]
UH-OH.
[BANGING]
UHH!
HOW DO YOU STOP
THIS THING?!
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHAT YOU TOLD ME
TO DO--
REALLY.
HUH?
UH, GEM...
WHAT ARE THESE
DOING IN HERE?
WELL, AFTER I PUT
THE CLOTHES IN,
I HAD SOME EXTRA ROOM.
SO I THOUGHT I'D WASH
THE DISHES, TOO.
I MEAN, IT IS CALLED
A WASHING MACHINE, RIGHT?
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
NOW REMEMBER, WE ONLY
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO SHARE ONE SCOOP.
SHARE? WHAT MEANS
THIS WORD, SHARE?
IT MEANS
TO SPLIT SOMETHING
WITH SOMEONE ELSE,
BUT FIRST WE HAVE
TO DECIDE WHICH
FLAVOR WE WANT.
AND HOW DO WE DO THAT?
WELL, WE CAN ASK
FOR A FREE TASTE.
THEY GIVE OUT
FREE TASTES?!
REALLY?
CAN I HELP YOU?
WHY, YES.
CAN I HAVE
A FREE TASTE
OF, UM...
MINT JAMOCHA CHIP,
PLEASE?
HERE YOU GO!
MMM! NOT BAD.
HOW ABOUT A TASTE
OF CHOCOLATE
MARSHMALLOW
SURPRISE?
H-HERE.
PEANUT BRITTLE SHERBET
ALMOND CRUNCH.
NAH. TOO COMPLEX.
WHAT ELSE
DO YOU HAVE?
THAT'S IT!
YOU'VE TASTED
ALL 39 FLAVORS.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO BUY?
OH, NOTHING.
I'M JUST, YOU KNOW,
BROWSING.
[WHISPERS] I think I'm
really getting the hang
of peasant life.
I'M NOT A PEASANT!
[GASPS]
[NERVOUS GIGGLE]
WHAT CAN I GET YOU, MISS?
AND IT BETTER BE SOMETHING
VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE.
[NERVOUS GIGGLE]
IT'S AWFULLY NICE
OF YOU TO PREPARE
DINNER FOR US, GEM.
MY PLEASURE.
I WANT TO TRY OUT
EVERYTHING I'VE
LEARNED FROM SABRINA.
WHAT DID
YOU MAKE, GEM?
IT'S A SURPRISE.
[SNIFF SNIFF] MMM!
THAT SMELLS DELICIOUS.
WAIT TILL YOU
TASTE IT. DIG IN.
NOT BAD. MMM.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
MMM! IT'S VERY
TASTY INDEED.
TO SAVE MONEY, I MADE IT
ALL FROM LEFTOVERS,
BUT THERE'S HAM IN HERE.
WE HAVEN'T
HAD HAM FOR A MONTH.
OH, THEY'RE NOT
OUR LEFTOVERS.
I FOUND THE FOOD
IN THOSE METAL BINS
YOUR NEIGHBORS KEEP
BEHIND THEIR HOUSE.
YOU FOUND THIS FOOD
IN GARBAGE CANS?!
[EVERYONE COUGHING]
UNCLE QUIG, MAY I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU...
NOW?
UNCLE QUIGLEY, THIS,
"LET'S BE PEASANTS"
THING OF GEM'S,
IS DRIVING ME UP
THE WALL!
ME, TOO. THIS MORNING
SHE RECYCLED
ONE OF MY 13th CENTURY
SPELL BOOKS
TO MAKE SCRAP PAPER.
SHE EMPTIED ALL
MY POTION BOTTLES
AND TOOK THEM
TO THE MARKET
FOR A DEPOSIT!
COME ON, GIRLS.
SURELY YOU'RE
EXAGGERATING.
GEM IS JUST
TRYING TO--
AAH!
MY DEVONSHIRE TEA ROSES.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?!
I THINK GEM USED THEM
IN THE STEW.
THEY ONLY BLOSSOM
ONCE EVERY 12 YEARS!
FACE IT, QUIGLEY.
SHE'S GOT TO GO!
Quigley: BUT HOW?
WE CAN'T JUST THROW HER
OUT IN THE STREET.
NO, WE CAN'T,
BUT I DO KNOW ONE SURE
WAY TO GET RID OF HER.
All: HOW?!
WE HAVE TO MAKE
GEM STONE RICH AGAIN.
Gem: I'M GETTING SOME
PAPERS READY TO RECYCLE.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALIZED
HOW MUCH FUN IT IS
DOING THINGS FOR MYSELF.
YOU THROUGH WITH THESE?
THANKS.
HEY!
THAT WAS MY HOMEWORK!
HA HA HA HA HA!
TIME TO PUT OPERATION
"MAKE GEM RICH" INTO ACTION.
ALLOW ME.
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
HOLD ON, AMERICA.
WE'RE ABOUT TO SURPRISE
OUR NEWEST
SWEEPSTAKES WINNER
WITH A CHECK
FOR $1 BILLION.
GEM STONE?
HUH?
UH, YEAH?
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU'RE OUR GRAND
PRIZE WINNER,
AND THIS IS FOR YOU!
REALLY? THIS IS
MY LUCKY DAY!
IT SURE IS, YOUNG LADY.
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
THERE MUST BE 25 CENTS
WORTH OF PAPER HERE.
THANKS.
YOU KNOW, I JUST LOVE
BEING A USEFUL MEMBER
OF SOCIETY.
[GASPS]
Gem: WHY DID YOU
WANT TO COME BACK
TO MY EMPTY HOUSE?
UH...I DON'T KNOW.
JUST THOUGHT WE
COULD LOOK AROUND.
BOY, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW
QUICKLY EVERYTHING CHANGED.
GOOD DOG. TAKE THE BONE.
TAKE IT AND BURY IT.
BURY THE BONE.
YOU KNOW, SPELLMAN,
IT'S FUNNY.
I WONDER IF
I WAS EVER REALLY
HAPPY IN THERE.
I MEAN, I HAD EVERYTHING
DONE FOR ME,
AND I GOT EVERYTHING
I WANTED,
BUT IT'S KINDA NICE
WHEN YOU DO STUFF YOURSELF.
IT MAKES YOU FEEL--
I DON'T KNOW--
HAPPY INSIDE. I NEVER FELT
THAT WAY WHEN I LIVED HERE.
[RUMBLING]
[GASPS]
[RUMBLING]
[GRUMBLING]
[YELPING]
Sabrina: OIL!
YOU STRUCK OIL
ON YOUR OWN PROPERTY.
GEM, YOU'RE RICH AGAIN!
RICH?
YEAH. I GUESS I AM.
NOW YOU WON'T HAVE
TO CLEAN OR COOK
OR RECYCLE.
YOU CAN EVERYTHING
DONE FOR YOU,
JUST LIKE YOU USED TO.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
YEAH. GREAT.
JUST GREAT.
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
Sabrina: WELL,
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
IT'S BEEN INTERESTING.
YEAH. YOU KNOW...
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
SHOWED ME HOW TO DO
A LOT OF GREAT STUFF.
IT FELT...GOOD.
HEY, MAYBE YOUR
MOM AND DAD'LL LET
YOU COOK FOR THEM.
UH...THEY'RE INSURED,
RIGHT?
[GASPS]
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
I'D LIKE YOU
TO HAVE--
HUH?
THIS.
WHY, GEM, YOU
DIDN'T HAVE TO.
I FOUND IT
ON THE BEACH.
[GASPS]
YOU SIMPLE PEASANTS CAN
USE THE NICKEL DEPOSIT
MORE THAN I CAN.
WE'RE NOT--
THANKS, GEM.
REALLY.
YEAH. WELL...SEE YA.
NO THANKS, JENSON.
I'D RATHER DO IT MYSELF.
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
FREAKS.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ SHE'S GOT
A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS
WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ STAND UP
AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND
ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME HAVE A RIDE ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC
CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
SHE'LL BEWITCH YOU ♪
HA HA!
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT
♪ DUM DE DUM DUM DUM ♪
CAN YOU BELIEVE
IT'S FRIDAY ALREADY?
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
SURE. YESTERDAY
WAS THURSDAY.
IT MEANS THE WEEK'S OVER.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
HEY, HOW ABOUT WE ALL
GO TO A MOVIE SATURDAY?
GEE, IT'S SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
LET ME CONSULT MY DATE BOOK.
HMM. I HAVE TO SCRAPE
AQUARIUM SCUM.
WELL, I DO HAVE
AN ENGAGEMENT,
BUT I THINK
I CAN BREAK IT.
[TIRES SCREECH]
I TRUST YOUR RIDE WAS
A PLEASANT ONE, MISS STONE.
TV RECEPTION
COULD'VE BEEN BETTER
AND MY ORANGE JUICE
HAD TOO MUCH PULP IN IT.
HI, HARVEY.
HEY, GEM.
NICE WHEELS, SPELLMAN.
BIG SALE
AT THE JUNK YARD?
WHY, YES.
SORRY ALL THE GOOD
CLOTHES WERE GONE
BEFORE YOU GOT THERE.
DARN. I HATE WHEN
I MISS THOSE SALES.
HARVEY, CAN I TALK
WITH YOU A MINUTE?
CAN YOU BELIEVE
IT'S FRIDAY ALREADY?
AND TOMORROW'S SATURDAY.
I JUST HAD
THIS CONVERSATION
WITH SABRINA.
IT'S JUST NOT
ANY SATURDAY.
TOMORROW IS THE GREENDALE
SOCIETY CHARITY BALL
AND GUESS WHERE IT'S
BEING HELD THIS YEAR.
UH...IN GREENDALE?
AT MY HOUSE.
MY PARENTS ARE
HOSTING THE BALL,
AND HERE IS
AN INVITATION FOR YOU.
I KINDA MADE PLANS
WITH SABRINA.
HARV, HARV, HARV.
PEOPLE BEG
FOR INVITATIONS
TO THE CHARITY BALL.
LIVE MUSIC,
COCKTAIL WIENERS,
BIG SCREEN TV.
WHAA. I...YEAH, BUT--
HARVEY KINKLE, DO YOU
WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE
WITH ONE BIG BUTT?
OH, ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT IF I
INVITE SABRINA, TOO?
YEAH, I GUESS
THAT'D BE OK.
I MEAN, IF
SHE WANTS TO GO.
YOU'RE INVITING ME
TO THE GREENDALE SOCIETY
CHARITY BALL?
OF COURSE.
AFTER ALL, A CHARITY BALL
IS FOR PEOPLE LESS FORTUNATE,
AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE
LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOU.
WELL, IF HARVEY
WANTS TO GO.
GREAT.
OH, ONE MORE THING.
THE THEME THIS YEAR
IS COUNTRY/WESTERN.
SO DRESS APPROPRIATELY.
Sabrina: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
DO YOU THINK IT SAYS
COUNTRY/WESTERN?
NO. IT SAYS 29.99.
YOU LEFT
THE PRICE TAG ON.
YOU'RE NOT HELPING, SALEM.
HOW AM I GOING
TO LOOK LIKE A COWGIRL
IF I DON'T HAVE
ANY COWGIRL CLOTHES?
WHY ARE YOU
EVEN BOTHERING
WITH THIS BALL?
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF STUCK-UP SNOBS.
BECAUSE HARVEY'S GOING
AND LEAVING HIM
ALONE WITH GEM
WOULD BE CRUEL
AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.
WELL, I MIGHT KNOW
A LITTLE SPELL FOR
WESTERN CLOTHES.
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T
USED IT SINCE THAT
UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT
WITH
THE PIG STAMPEDE.
MAGIC LASSO,
SWIRL, ROPE, SWIRL.
DRESS HER UP LIKE
A COUNTRY GIRL.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
Salem: WHOA, NELLIE.
I OUTDID MYSELF.
SALEM, IT'S PERFECT.
YOU, PARDNER, ARE GOING
TO BE THE FOXIEST OLD
COWGIRL AT THE HOEDOWN.
YEE-HAW!
ANNOUNCING MISS
SABRINA SPELLMAN.
[LAUGHTER]
[GASPS]
Woman: YIPPEE-KI-YAY!
AAH!
OH, MAN.
SPELLMAN, THERE YOU ARE.
WE WERE WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
[SNICKERS]
MAYBE SHE GOT LOST
LOOKING FOR THE RODEO.
GEM, DEAR, I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU HIRED
A NEW STABLE HAND.
[GIGGLES]
[LAUGHTER]
GEM, YOU SAID IT WAS
A COUNTRY/WESTERN THEME.
DID I?
OH, MY MISTAKE.
I GUESS THAT
WAS LAST YEAR.
[FANFARE]
DINNER IS NOW
BEING SERVED.
EVERYONE PLEASE
BOARD THE MONORAIL
TO THE DINING ROOM.
Man: AND SO ON BEHALF
OF REGINA AND MYSELF
AND OUR LOVELY
DAUGHTER GEM,
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST...TO US.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THIS
CHARITY BALL IS ALL ABOUT...
PEOPLE LIKE US WHO CARE
ABOUT PEOPLE NOT LIKE US.
TO US!
All: TO US!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
AND I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST, TOO.
TO TONIGHT'S
CHARITY CASE.
SABRINA SPELLMAN.
[GASPS]
[PEOPLE ALL TALKING
AT ONCE]
YOUCH!
OW! OW! OW! OW!
[GEM'S NOSE PULLING]
[SNAP]
Girl: HEY, ANNIE OAKLEY,
WHERE'S YOUR HORSE?
[SNICKERS] WHAT WILL
YOU COME AS NEXT YEAR?
A CAVE GIRL?
Gem: COME ON, GIRLS.
WE'LL ALL BE GLAD
WE KNOW HER...
COME ROUND-UP TIME.
[GROWLS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
AH, GEM, THERE YOU ARE.
MOM, DADDUMS,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OH, GEM,
YOUR FATHER HAS
SOME BAD NEWS.
AND THIS
ONE'S A LULU.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU SEE, I RECENTLY MADE
A RATHER SIZEABLE INVESTMENT
IN A LOGGING COMPANY.
TURNS OUT THEY MADE
CHEESE LOGS.
WHO KNEW?
AHEM. YES. WELL, ANYWAY,
THOUGH WE TRIED TO MAKE
THE BEST OF IT--
PICTURE A HOUSE MADE
OF CHEESE LOGS,
THEN IMAGINE ONE
GOOD HEAT WAVE.
ANYWAY, GEM, WHAT
I'M SAYING IS...
I'M AFRAID OUR FUNDS
ARE, UH...
DEPLETED.
WE'RE BANKRUPT.
BANKRUPT?
YOU KNOW, UH...
BROKE.
BROKE?
LOOK, DEAR,
READ MY LIPS.
WE...HAVE...
NO...MONEY.
[GASPS]
[CRASH]
OH, SHE TOOK THAT BETTER
THAN I EXPECTED.
HA. A TRUE STONE.
BUT--BUT THAT'S
IMPOSSIBLE.
WE'RE TOO RICH
TO BE BROKE.
NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY,
PRINCESS.
YES, WE'RE IN TROUBLE,
BUT OUR FAITHFUL SERVANTS
WILL HELP US THROUGH
THESE DIFFICULT TIMES,
RIGHT, DOBSON?
THE NAME IS MONTGOMERY, SIR.
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
WITHOUT MONEY, WE'RE...
WE'RE...
NOT RICH!
THERE'S STILL HOPE.
YOUR MOTHER AND I
ARE GOING TO FLY DOWN
TO THE FACTORY
TO SEE IF WE CAN
SALVAGE THE BUSINESS.
AND IF YOU CAN'T?
I HOPE YOU LIKE CHEESE.
IN THE MEANTIME,
WE'VE MADE
ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOU
TO STAY WITH A FRIEND.
A FRIEND?
WHO?
ARGH. IF I NEVER SEE
GEM STONE AGAIN,
IT'LL BE TOO SOON.
AH, SABRINA,
YOU'RE HOME.
JUST WAIT TILL YOU
SEE THE BIG SURPRISE
I HAVE FOR YOU.
Gem: HELLO, SPELLMAN.
Quigley:
GEM IS GOING
TO BE LIVING WITH US
FOR A WHILE.
ISN'T THAT NICE?
SABRINA, I SAID
YOUR FRIEND GEM
IS GOING TO BE
STAYING WITH US.
UH...UNCLE QUIGLEY,
CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU?
UNCLE QUIGLEY,
SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
YOU GOT TO GET
RID OF HER.
SABRINA, WHAT'S
COME OVER YOU?
GEM IS OUR GUEST AND
I PROMISED HER MOTHER
WE'D LOOK AFTER HER
WHILE THEY'RE GONE.
BUT--BUT WHY DOES SHE
HAVE TO STAY ANYWHERE?
WHY CAN'T SHE JUST
STAY IN HER HOUSE
WITH ALL HER SERVANTS?
WHAT SERVANTS?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
THE STONES LOST ALL
OF THEIR MONEY.
YOU MEAN GEM STONE IS BROKE?
SABRINA, SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
QUIGLEY'S JUST TRYING
TO BE A LITTLE CHARITABLE.
NOW, I'VE ALREADY
SET UP A SPARE COT
IN YOUR ROOM.
IT'S ONLY FOR A WEEK.
I'M SURE YOU CAN BE A GOOD
HOSTESS FOR THAT LONG.
I KNOW YOU.
YEAH, BUT YOU
DON'T KNOW GEM.
LOOK AT THIS DUMP, RUBY.
THEY ACTUALLY
EXPECT US TO SLEEP HERE?
[RUBY GROWLS]
HMM?
YIKES!
I, UH...
DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'RE JUST A REALLY
UGLY NEW FLOOR LAMP.
[GROWLING]
GET OFF OF ME!
I HAVE TENDER FUR. STOP!
UH...HI, GEM.
SORRY TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
OH, THAT.
JUST A LITTLE SPEED BUMP
ON ZILLIONAIRE HIGHWAY.
TRUST ME.
MOM AND DADDUMS
WILL BE BACK SOON
JUST DRIPPING
WITH DINERO.
WELL, UH...GREAT.
COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE YOU'RE SLEEPING.
I SUPPOSE.
OH, GET MY BAGS,
WILL YOU?
GEM IS MY GUEST,
GEM IS MY GUEST.
Gem: HMM! LUMPY, BUT
I SUPPOSE IT'LL DO.
WHERE
WILL YOU SLEEP?
ME? GEM, THAT HAPPENS
TO BE MY BED,
AND I INTEND TO--
OHH. ALL THIS STRESS
HAS LEFT ME PARCHED.
COULD YOU GET ME A DRINK?
LEMONADE?
SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED?
WHOA!
[BARKING]
[SALEM PANTING]
AAH!
[BARKING]
[DOOR SHUTS]
[GROWLS]
Salem: MEOW!
HERE, POOCH POOCHIE.
[ZAPPING]
[WHIMPERS]
[DISTORTED VOICE]
OH, MY.
THE BIG, BAD DOG
HAS CAUGHT ME.
[NORMAL VOICE]
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
ROAR!
[WHIMPERING]
HERE'S YOUR LEMONADE.
SHAKEN NOT--HUH?!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
OH. I UNPACKED.
THERE WASN'T ENOUGH
ROOM IN THE CLOSET,
SO I TOOK OUT
YOUR STUFF.
YOU WHAT?
YOU DON'T EXPECT ME
TO KEEP MY DESIGNER CLOTHES
IN THE SAME CLOSET
WITH YOUR RAGS, DO YOU?
AAH!
OH, AND CAN YOU RUN
A BATH FOR ME?
NOT TOO HOT, AND IF YOU
HAVE ANY IMPORTED BATH OIL--
LOOK HERE, GEM.
IF YOU THINK
FOR ONE MINUTE THAT
I'M GOING TO--
Quigley: HI, GIRLS.
EVERYTHING WORKING OUT?
OH, YES, MR. QUIGLEY.
THANK YOU SO.
GOOD, GOOD.
DON'T WANT IT SAID
THAT THE SPELLMANS
AREN'T GRACIOUS HOSTS.
RIGHT...SABRINA?
[SIGHS]
YES, UNCLE QUIGLEY.
WHOO!
NOW, ABOUT THAT BATH?
[SNORING]
[GROWLING]
[ZAPPING]
YEOW!
[YAWNS] NICE OF YOU
TO DROP IN.
[RUBY BARKING]
ARE WE GOING
TO BEHAVE NOW?
[PANTING
AND COUGHING]
THAT WAS AN INTERESTING
BREAKFAST YOU MADE.
WHAT DID YOU
CALL THAT AGAIN?
CEREAL?
DO ALL SIMPLE
PEASANT FOLK EAT THAT?
GEM, WE'RE NOT
SIMPLE PEASANT FOLK.
WE'RE JUST FOLK.
GEM! OH, GEM,
YOU POOR THING!
IT'S JUST DREADFUL!
THEY'RE SPREADING
THE MOST VICIOUS
RUMORS ABOUT YOU.
THEY SAY YOU'VE
LOST ALL YOUR...
YOUR MONEY!
GIRLS, GIRLS.
I'M SO TOUCHED
BY YOUR CONCERN.
YES, I'M AFRAID
THE RUMORS ARE TRUE.
BUT DON'T WORRY. I DON'T
REALLY NEED MONEY,
AS LONG AS I HAVE
FRIENDS LIKE YOU.
WELL, GOTTA GO!
NICE KNOWING
YOU.
[GASPS]
CAN'T HANG
WITH A LOSER.
YOU UNDERSTAND.
HUH?
DON'T FEEL BAD, GEM.
THEY'RE JUST SHALLOW,
SUPERFICIAL SNOBS.
I KNOW.
[SOBBING] AND I WANT
TO BE ONE OF THEM!
WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO, SPELLMAN?
WITHOUT MONEY,
MY LIFE IS OVER.
GEM, YOU CAN BE
PERFECTLY HAPPY EVEN
WITHOUT LOTS OF MONEY.
I...I CAN?
OF COURSE YOU CAN.
THEN SHOW ME HOW,
SPELLMAN.
TEACH ME, MOLD ME.
I WANT TO LEARN
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
ABOUT BEING
A SIMPLE PEASANT.
GEM, I'M NOT
A SIMPLE PEASANT.
I'LL SHOW THEM.
IF I'VE GOT
TO BE BROKE,
I'M GOING TO BE
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL
BROKE PERSON
THAT EVER LIVED!
NOW, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
THESE ARE DIRTY CLOTHES,
AND WE'RE ACTUALLY
GOING TO...
W-WASH THEM?!
OF COURSE.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING WITH YOUR
DIRTY CLOTHES?
I THROW THEM OUT,
OF COURSE.
DOESN'T EVERYONE?
LOOK, JUST LOAD UP
THE WASHING MACHINE
AND PUT THIS IN.
THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE THAT?
I SUPPOSE SO.
GOOD. AND WHEN YOU'RE
FINISHED WITH THAT,
COME ON UP
AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW
TO WASH THE DISHES.
HMM.
THAT WASN'T TOO BAD.
[WHIMPERING]
[RUMBLING]
UH-OH.
[BANGING]
UHH!
HOW DO YOU STOP
THIS THING?!
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHAT YOU TOLD ME
TO DO--
REALLY.
HUH?
UH, GEM...
WHAT ARE THESE
DOING IN HERE?
WELL, AFTER I PUT
THE CLOTHES IN,
I HAD SOME EXTRA ROOM.
SO I THOUGHT I'D WASH
THE DISHES, TOO.
I MEAN, IT IS CALLED
A WASHING MACHINE, RIGHT?
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
NOW REMEMBER, WE ONLY
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO SHARE ONE SCOOP.
SHARE? WHAT MEANS
THIS WORD, SHARE?
IT MEANS
TO SPLIT SOMETHING
WITH SOMEONE ELSE,
BUT FIRST WE HAVE
TO DECIDE WHICH
FLAVOR WE WANT.
AND HOW DO WE DO THAT?
WELL, WE CAN ASK
FOR A FREE TASTE.
THEY GIVE OUT
FREE TASTES?!
REALLY?
CAN I HELP YOU?
WHY, YES.
CAN I HAVE
A FREE TASTE
OF, UM...
MINT JAMOCHA CHIP,
PLEASE?
HERE YOU GO!
MMM! NOT BAD.
HOW ABOUT A TASTE
OF CHOCOLATE
MARSHMALLOW
SURPRISE?
H-HERE.
PEANUT BRITTLE SHERBET
ALMOND CRUNCH.
NAH. TOO COMPLEX.
WHAT ELSE
DO YOU HAVE?
THAT'S IT!
YOU'VE TASTED
ALL 39 FLAVORS.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO BUY?
OH, NOTHING.
I'M JUST, YOU KNOW,
BROWSING.
[WHISPERS] I think I'm
really getting the hang
of peasant life.
I'M NOT A PEASANT!
[GASPS]
[NERVOUS GIGGLE]
WHAT CAN I GET YOU, MISS?
AND IT BETTER BE SOMETHING
VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE.
[NERVOUS GIGGLE]
IT'S AWFULLY NICE
OF YOU TO PREPARE
DINNER FOR US, GEM.
MY PLEASURE.
I WANT TO TRY OUT
EVERYTHING I'VE
LEARNED FROM SABRINA.
WHAT DID
YOU MAKE, GEM?
IT'S A SURPRISE.
[SNIFF SNIFF] MMM!
THAT SMELLS DELICIOUS.
WAIT TILL YOU
TASTE IT. DIG IN.
NOT BAD. MMM.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
MMM! IT'S VERY
TASTY INDEED.
TO SAVE MONEY, I MADE IT
ALL FROM LEFTOVERS,
BUT THERE'S HAM IN HERE.
WE HAVEN'T
HAD HAM FOR A MONTH.
OH, THEY'RE NOT
OUR LEFTOVERS.
I FOUND THE FOOD
IN THOSE METAL BINS
YOUR NEIGHBORS KEEP
BEHIND THEIR HOUSE.
YOU FOUND THIS FOOD
IN GARBAGE CANS?!
[EVERYONE COUGHING]
UNCLE QUIG, MAY I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU...
NOW?
UNCLE QUIGLEY, THIS,
"LET'S BE PEASANTS"
THING OF GEM'S,
IS DRIVING ME UP
THE WALL!
ME, TOO. THIS MORNING
SHE RECYCLED
ONE OF MY 13th CENTURY
SPELL BOOKS
TO MAKE SCRAP PAPER.
SHE EMPTIED ALL
MY POTION BOTTLES
AND TOOK THEM
TO THE MARKET
FOR A DEPOSIT!
COME ON, GIRLS.
SURELY YOU'RE
EXAGGERATING.
GEM IS JUST
TRYING TO--
AAH!
MY DEVONSHIRE TEA ROSES.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?!
I THINK GEM USED THEM
IN THE STEW.
THEY ONLY BLOSSOM
ONCE EVERY 12 YEARS!
FACE IT, QUIGLEY.
SHE'S GOT TO GO!
Quigley: BUT HOW?
WE CAN'T JUST THROW HER
OUT IN THE STREET.
NO, WE CAN'T,
BUT I DO KNOW ONE SURE
WAY TO GET RID OF HER.
All: HOW?!
WE HAVE TO MAKE
GEM STONE RICH AGAIN.
Gem: I'M GETTING SOME
PAPERS READY TO RECYCLE.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALIZED
HOW MUCH FUN IT IS
DOING THINGS FOR MYSELF.
YOU THROUGH WITH THESE?
THANKS.
HEY!
THAT WAS MY HOMEWORK!
HA HA HA HA HA!
TIME TO PUT OPERATION
"MAKE GEM RICH" INTO ACTION.
ALLOW ME.
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
HOLD ON, AMERICA.
WE'RE ABOUT TO SURPRISE
OUR NEWEST
SWEEPSTAKES WINNER
WITH A CHECK
FOR $1 BILLION.
GEM STONE?
HUH?
UH, YEAH?
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU'RE OUR GRAND
PRIZE WINNER,
AND THIS IS FOR YOU!
REALLY? THIS IS
MY LUCKY DAY!
IT SURE IS, YOUNG LADY.
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
THERE MUST BE 25 CENTS
WORTH OF PAPER HERE.
THANKS.
YOU KNOW, I JUST LOVE
BEING A USEFUL MEMBER
OF SOCIETY.
[GASPS]
Gem: WHY DID YOU
WANT TO COME BACK
TO MY EMPTY HOUSE?
UH...I DON'T KNOW.
JUST THOUGHT WE
COULD LOOK AROUND.
BOY, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW
QUICKLY EVERYTHING CHANGED.
GOOD DOG. TAKE THE BONE.
TAKE IT AND BURY IT.
BURY THE BONE.
YOU KNOW, SPELLMAN,
IT'S FUNNY.
I WONDER IF
I WAS EVER REALLY
HAPPY IN THERE.
I MEAN, I HAD EVERYTHING
DONE FOR ME,
AND I GOT EVERYTHING
I WANTED,
BUT IT'S KINDA NICE
WHEN YOU DO STUFF YOURSELF.
IT MAKES YOU FEEL--
I DON'T KNOW--
HAPPY INSIDE. I NEVER FELT
THAT WAY WHEN I LIVED HERE.
[RUMBLING]
[GASPS]
[RUMBLING]
[GRUMBLING]
[YELPING]
Sabrina: OIL!
YOU STRUCK OIL
ON YOUR OWN PROPERTY.
GEM, YOU'RE RICH AGAIN!
RICH?
YEAH. I GUESS I AM.
NOW YOU WON'T HAVE
TO CLEAN OR COOK
OR RECYCLE.
YOU CAN EVERYTHING
DONE FOR YOU,
JUST LIKE YOU USED TO.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
YEAH. GREAT.
JUST GREAT.
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
Sabrina: WELL,
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
IT'S BEEN INTERESTING.
YEAH. YOU KNOW...
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
SHOWED ME HOW TO DO
A LOT OF GREAT STUFF.
IT FELT...GOOD.
HEY, MAYBE YOUR
MOM AND DAD'LL LET
YOU COOK FOR THEM.
UH...THEY'RE INSURED,
RIGHT?
[GASPS]
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
I'D LIKE YOU
TO HAVE--
HUH?
THIS.
WHY, GEM, YOU
DIDN'T HAVE TO.
I FOUND IT
ON THE BEACH.
[GASPS]
YOU SIMPLE PEASANTS CAN
USE THE NICKEL DEPOSIT
MORE THAN I CAN.
WE'RE NOT--
THANKS, GEM.
REALLY.
YEAH. WELL...SEE YA.
NO THANKS, JENSON.
I'D RATHER DO IT MYSELF.
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
♪ DAH, DAH, DAH ♪
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