Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 27 - My Stepmother the Babe - full transcript
Sabrina is excited when her father drops in for a visit. She's disappointed to find that her father has brought along with him his fiancée. Sabrina intent on having her dad all to herself puts a spell on Futura. Instead of getting rid of her, she turns Futura into someone she can relate to. Unfortunately her father doesn't feel the same way because Futura is now an obnoxious 12 year-old. Just when he is about to break off his engagement, Sabrina 'fesses up realizing she should have put her dad's feelings first.
[PURRING]
♪ SHE'S GOT A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ SO GET UP AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC ♪
♪ CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC ♪
♪ CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER WATCH HER ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
DUM-DE-DUM DUM DUM.
[GRUNTING]
GOOD JOB ON
HANGING THE STUDENTS'
SELF-PORTRAITS, PIE.
AS SOON AS WE FINISH PUTTING UP
THE "WELCOME PARENTS" BANNER,
I THINK WE'RE DONE.
WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS THE MOST
PERFECT OPEN HOUSE EVER.
KNOW WHY?
YOU'VE ONLY TOLD US
ABOUT 300 TIMES.
YOUR DAD'S COMING!
OH, I CANNOT WAIT FOR
YOU TO MEET HIM, HARVEY.
HE'S SO FUNNY AND SMART,
AND HE'S REALLY HANDSOME.
I'M SURE YOUR DAD'S
A GREAT GUY, SABRINA.
AFTER ALL,
HE'S, LIKE, YOUR DAD.
HE'S, LIKE, THE BEST,
AND I'M GOING TO HAVE HIM
ALL TO MYSELF FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS.
SABRINA! WHOA!
RIGHT NOW,
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
THIS LADDER
ALL TO MYSELF, OK?
OOPS. SORRY.
SABRINA,
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
MAJOR NEWS FLASH!
MRS. BLEATSTAIN
NAMED YOU AND HARVEY
AS THIS YEAR'S HOST
AND HOSTESS OF OPEN HOUSE!
HARVEY, ISN'T THIS WILD?
[GASP]
YEAH, EXTREMELY.
I'M THE OFFICIAL HOSTESS
OF THE OPEN HOUSE,
AND MY DAD'S
GONNA BE HERE.
OH, THIS IS
TOO PERFECT!
YOUR DAD SOUNDS SO COOL.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU
AND ME SPENDING SOME TIME
HANGING OUT WITH HIM.
SORRY, CHLOE,
I'VE GOT HIM BOOKED.
WE'RE GONNA SPEND
EVERY MINUTE TOGETHER,
JUST THE TWO OF US.
YEAH? WELL, LIKE,
DID YOU EVER THINK
THAT YOUR DAD MIGHT
ALSO ENJOY DOING STUFF
WITH OTHER PEOPLE
WHILE HE'S IN TOWN?
NO.
HUH?
HA HA! NO,
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I HAVE NO INTEREST
IN PILOTING
THE FIRST MANNED
SPACE FLIGHT
TO MARS.
IT WOULDN'T BE
ANYWHERE NEAR AS
EXCITING AS BEING
WITH MY DARLING
DAUGHTER SABRINA.
[CROWD TALKING AT ONCE]
THE PRESIDENT JUST CALLED.
HE WANTS YOU TO POSE
FOR THE NEWEST FACE
ON MOUNT RUSHMORE.
HA HA! I'M SORRY, NO.
WE'VE JUST GOTTEN
WORD THAT SPIELBERG
HAS ASKED YOU
TO STAR IN EVERY
MOVIE HE MAKES
FROM NOW ON!
NO, NO, NO, SORRY.
ALL I'M INTERESTED IN IS
BEING WITH MY DARLING DAUGHTER.
Voice: SABRINA!
SABRINA!
HUH?
I SAID
I'LL CATCH YOU
LATER, OK?
OH, WOW! WE'RE AT
YOUR HOUSE ALREADY?
I'VE GOT TO GET HOME
AND GET READY.
MY DAD WILL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE!
[GASP]
BLECH!
NOW, THAT'S YOU.
YOU'RE RIGHT, SALEM.
I SHOULD KEEP EVERYTHING
JUST THE SAME.
WHENEVER DAD COMES
TO VISIT,
IT'S ALWAYS JUST BEEN
HIM AND ME,
AND THE "ME" PART OF IT
HASN'T EVER WORN A HAT.
AAH! SABRINA, NOTHING STAYS
THE SAME FOREVER.
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?
IT DOESN'T FIT,
AND IT'S DAD'S FAVORITE.
HE GAVE IT TO ME
FOR MY TENTH BIRTHDAY!
MY POINT EXACTLY.
HILDA,
AS THE OLDER SISTER,
I SHOULD DECIDE HOW
WE SHOULD DECORATE
FOR EDWARD'S VISIT.
OH, DEAR.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
WHOA! WHOA!
[GASP]
[GASP]
OH, ZELDA, THAT IS SO,
LIKE, LAST CENTURY!
HUH?
HUH?
AND THAT IS SO
I LOVE LUCY.
UGH.
AAH!
[GASP]
THANK YOU, SALEM.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I'LL GET IT!
SABRINA!
DAD!
OH, I HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU, HONEY.
THIS IS
FUTURA HIDEBOUND.
HUH?
SHE'S MY FIANCEE.
WE'RE GETTING
MARRIED, SABRINA!
ISN'T THAT GREAT NEWS?
AAH!
Edward: SABRINA, HONEY,
DON'T YOU WANT TO
CONGRATULATE US?
NO, NOT REALLY.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
OH, NICE TO
SEE YOU.
I DON'T WANT HER HERE.
SHE'S GOING TO RUIN
EVERYTHING FOR ME!
AAH!
CAVIAR? PLEASE!
FUTURA IS
A NORMAL MORTAL.
GO WITH SOMETHING
SHE MIGHT
ACTUALLY LIKE,
LIKE NACHOS, MAYBE.
SABRINA, WE COULD
USE A LITTLE HELP
WITH THE SNACKS HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THIS TO FUTURA?
SHE SAID SHE'D
LIKE A DIET SODA.
DO I LOOK LIKE
A WAITRESS?
[WHISTLING]
I AM SO NOT
IN THE MOOD FOR THIS!
DID YOU SEE THE WAY
EDWARD LOOKS AT FUTURA?
HE'S DEFINITELY
A WARLOCK IN LOVE.
STOP IT!
JUST STOP IT!
WHAT'S WRONG, SABRINA?
FUTURA! FUTURA! FUTURA!
WHAT ABOUT ME? UGH!
WHAT ABOUT THE FACT
THAT SHE'S HORNING IN
AND RUINING MY TIME
WITH DAD? I HATE HER!
SABRINA, YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW HER.
GIVE HER A CHANCE.
ONCE YOU GET
TO KNOW FUTURA,
I'M SURE
YOU'LL LIKE HER.
AFTER ALL, EDWARD LOVES HER
ENOUGH TO MARRY HER.
AND EDWARD HAS ALWAYS
HAD EXCELLENT TASTE.
Sabrina: HE USED TO.
FUTURA AND I MET
IN HER SHOP.
SHE'S IN THE
ANTIQUES BUSINESS.
AHH, THAT EXPLAINS
WHAT SHE SAW IN EDWARD.
HERE'S YOUR SODA.
THANK YOU, SABRINA.
SURE.
[KISSING SOUND]
THIS IS
WHERE I ALWAYS SIT--
RIGHT HERE,
RIGHT NEXT TO MY DAD.
AAH!
Hilda: ARE YOU OK?
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
LET ME HELP.
GOOD.
Salem: OOH, THAT SOUNDED
JUST A LITTLE WITCHY.
THAT'S EXACTLY
HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW.
NOW SHE'LL BLOW UP
AND BLAME ME,
AND DAD'LL GET RID
OF HER THAT FAST.
HA HA! AFTER
THAT LONG FLIGHT,
I HAD A LITTLE
BIT OF JET LAG,
BUT I'M FEELING
MORE BUBBLY NOW.
RIGHT. PLAY IT OFF
LIKE YOU'RE NOT
TOTALLY FURIOUS.
TRUST ME, DEAR, GREEN IS
NOT YOUR BEST COLOR.
Futura: WHAT MADE ME FALL
IN LOVE WITH EDWARD?
WELL, QUIGLEY, I SUPPOSE
IT WAS ALL THE THINGS
WE HAVE IN COMMON.
YEAH, LIKE GOING
TO ART MUSEUMS
AND HORSEBACK
RIDING.
HORSEBACK
RIDING?!
THAT'S SOMETHING
YOU AND I DO
TOGETHER!
WELL, HONEY,
IT'S SOMETHING
FUTURA AND I
ENJOY DOING, TOO.
HEY, I'M THINKING
IT'D BE FUN FOR ALL 3
OF US TO DO IT TOGETHER.
I DON'T THINK SO.
[GASP]
AAH!
WHOA!
AW, NOTHING CAN BE
BETTER THAN THIS.
BEING HERE WITH THE TWO GIRLS
THAT I LOVE THE BEST.
WELL, YOU'RE
AHEAD OF ME, DAD.
I STILL ONLY HAVE
ONE GUY THAT I LOVE
THE BEST.
GOT A MINUTE? I JUST
WANTED TO TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
DAD, AM I STILL
YOUR BEST GIRL?
AFTER ALL,
YOU HAVE FUTURA NOW,
AND THAT'S MAKING YOU
ALL FABULOUSLY HAPPY
AND EVERYTHING.
WHAT'S MAKING ME
FABULOUSLY HAPPY
IS BEING HERE WITH
ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE.
IF YOU ASK ME, THINGS FEEL
A LITTLE CROWDED RIGHT NOW.
HOW ABOUT A WALK
WITH FUTURA AND ME
BEFORE DINNER?
YOU TWO CAN GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
GEE, DAD, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN, BUT I HAVE TO
RUN AN ERRAND.
AND I'LL BE BACK SOON, OK?
SO YOU CAN SEE WHY
I NEED YOUR ADVICE
ON HOW TO GET RID
OF HER, HARVEY.
SABRINA, I'M NOT
EXACTLY AN EXPERT
ON STEPMOTHERS.
BESIDES,
I CAN'T TALK NOW.
I'VE GOTTA FINISH
DOING THESE LEAVES
BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME.
Woman: HARVEY? TELEPHONE!
UH, COMING, MOM!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
AH.
HUH?
W-WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN IT!
THIS INCREDIBLE WIND
BLEW THE LEAVES RIGHT
INTO THE BAGS.
WOW!
SO WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO ABOUT FUTURA?
I CAN'T STAND HER.
SHE'S A TOTAL NOTHING!
BUMMER. IF YOU'RE GONNA
BE STUCK WITH A STEPMOM,
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BE
STUCK WITH ONE THAT'S
AT LEAST FUN AND COOL.
THAT'S IT!
HARVEY KINKLE,
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
YOU JUST FIGURED OUT
HOW THIS WHOLE FUTURA
DEAL CAN WORK FOR ME.
HA HA HA!
OH! GET OFF ME!
STOP IT!
OH,
YOU BIG CLOD!
HILDA, IT'S MY
BOUILLABAISSE RECIPE.
IT'S MY
BOUILLABAISSE POT,
AND I SAY WE NEED
MORE CRABS!
AAH!
[GASP]
[GASP] HUH?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
WE'RE MAKING
BOUILLABAISSE
FOR EDWARD.
IT'S AN ELEGANT
SEAFOOD STEW.
STOP THAT LOBSTER!
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST TALK
TO SALEM ABOUT THE PLAN
FOR MAKING FUTURA
THE STEPMOTHER OF MY DREAMS.
Sabrina: SO THAT'S HOW
I FIGURE I CAN STOP FUTURA
FROM RUINING
EVERYTHING FOR ME.
I CAN MAKE HER
INTO SOMEBODY I'LL LIKE
AND ENJOY HANGING WITH.
AND?
AND ALL I NEED
IS ONE TEENSY-WEENSY,
TEENY, ITTY-BITTY...
SPELL.
RIGHT.
UH-HUH.
WELL, I'LL NEED TO THINK
ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT
THIS IS SOMETHING
I CAN HELP YOU WITH.
I'LL KEEP YOU
IN CATNIP,
SQUEAKY TOYS,
AND TUNA DIP
FOR A WEEK.
A MONTH.
DONE.
NAME YOUR SPELL.
WELL, MY FIRST CHOICE
WOULD BE SOMETHING
THAT WOULD SEND HER ON
A PERMANENT VACATION
TO ALASKA, BUT...
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
SPELLS UNLIMITED?
GO WITH SOMETHING
FROM THE STANDARD
INVENTORY, OK?
IN THAT CASE,
I WANT TO MAKE FUTURA
SOMEBODY I WOULD LIKE.
SOMEBODY COOL, FUN...
YOU KNOW, LIKE ME.
AND THIS IS GONNA
BE SOMETHING
YOUR FATHER IS GOING
TO LIKE, RIGHT?
SALEM, THIS IS ABOUT
MAKING THIS WHOLE FUTURA
THING WORK FOR ME, OK?
FINE. IN THAT CASE,
I HAVE THE PURR-FECT
SPELL.
I INVENTED IT MYSELF.
IT'S A KILLER.
AND THE BEST PART IS,
I RECEIVE A NICE, FAT
ROYALTY
EVERY TIME
IT'S USED. HA HA!
LOOK IN THIS MIRROR,
AND YOUR FACE YOU'LL SEE,
BUT A CAREFREE 12-YEAR-OLD
IS WHAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY BE.
JUST GET FUTURA
TO TAKE A GOOD
LOOK AT HERSELF
IN THIS THING,
AND, BANG--
SHE'LL BE
YOUR SOULMATE.
SHE'LL WANNA DO
ALL THE SAME THINGS
I DO? COOL.
I'LL GET MY DAD
AND A NEW COOL FRIEND.
SABRINA, COME IN.
I WAS SO HOPING
WE WOULD HAVE
A CHANCE TO CHAT.
RIGHT. GREAT IDEA.
I HOPE I WASN'T
TOO MUCH OF A SURPRISE,
BUT YOUR FATHER INSISTED.
HEY, THAT'S
MY MIDDLE NAME--
SABRINA
"SURPRISE ME"
SPELLMAN.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS
JUST ABOUT YOUR AGE,
MY FATHER BROUGHT HOME
A NEW STEPMOTHER,
AND I REALLY HATED
THE IDEA OF HAVING
TO SHARE MY DAD
WITH SOME STRANGE WOMAN.
OH, WOW. HEY,
COOL MIRROR, HUH?
YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT
ANTIQUES, RIGHT?
TAKE A LOOK.
SEE WHAT YOU THINK.
THIS IS AN
EXQUISITE PIECE.
QUITE OLD.
FRENCH, I BELIEVE.
ARE YOU SURE?
LOOK SOME MORE.
GET IN THERE
REALLY CLOSE.
SO, FUTURA, WHO'S
YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
THE BOSTON POPS.
REALLY?
YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR?
CARY GRANT.
HE REMINDS ME
OF YOUR FATHER.
SABRINA,
DON'T HURRY OFF.
STAY. LET'S TALK.
SORRY,
I HAVE AN ORDER
OF CAT FOOD...
HUH?
THE MIRROR'S A DUD.
THAT LAME SPELL
MUST BE WAY PAST
THE EXPIRATION DATE.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT SPELL MADE
SPELL OF THE YEAR
8 YEARS IN A ROW...
DURING THE SIXTIES.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
THERE YOU ARE,
SABRINA.
HONEY, I HAVE
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
I DON'T THINK
I CAN STAND ANY MORE
SURPRISES TODAY.
YOU AND I ARE GOING
OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT.
REALLY?
REALLY.
IT WAS
FUTURA'S IDEA.
WHEN WE WERE TAKING
OUR WALK EARLIER,
SHE SAID SHE THOUGHT
WE COULD USE
SOME QUALITY DAD
AND DAUGHTER TIME.
DAD, THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED.
SO, WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO?
I KNOW THE ABSOLUTE
BEST PLACE.
REALLY FUNKY AND--
Futura:
YOO-HOO!
HEY, YOU GUYS,
WAIT UP.
WHEE!
TA-DA!
FUTURA, W-WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE SABRINA?
GO, SALEM.
OH, WELL, I AM
LIKE, SO HUNGRY,
AND I TOTALLY KNOW
WHAT I WANT TO EAT.
Sabrina:
CHILI DOGS?
Futura:
OH, OF COURSE.
YOU ARE, LIKE,
COMPLETELY PSYCHIC.
[BOTH GIGGLING]
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT?
[SLURP]
I KNOW.
BUMPER CARS.
YES!
BUT WE'VE BEEN ON THEM
3 TIMES ALREADY.
I WAS HOPING WE COULD
JUST GO SOMEPLACE FOR
A QUIET DINNER AND--
OH, EDWARD, DON'T BE
SUCH A FUDDY-DUDDY.
DIBS ON THE GREEN CAR.
[BOTH GIGGLING]
[GASP]
HA HA HA!
EDWARD, I'M HAVING,
LIKE, SO MUCH FUN.
FUTURA, WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU?
I FEEL LIKE I'M OUT
WITH A 12-YEAR-OLD.
AND STOP THAT JUMPING.
YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE A LUNATIC.
AND YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE A TOTAL FOSSIL.
Harvey: HEY, SABRINA!
Sabrina: HARVEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
OH, PI HAD A SALT WATER
TAFFY EMERGENCY.
GREAT. YOU CAN BOTH
MEET MY DAD.
DAD, I WANT YOU
TO MEET--
OH, WOW. ARE YOU
A BABE, OR WHAT?
HUH?
ARE YOU INTO
BUMPER CARS?
I LOVE
BUMPER CARS.
OH, WE ARE SO
OUTTA HERE.
DAD, WHAT'S WRONG?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S HAPPENED.
THE WOMAN I LOVED
IS GONE, JUST LIKE THAT.
OH, SABRINA, I FEEL LIKE
MY HEART'S GONNA BREAK.
OH, DAD, I'M SO SORRY.
NO, HONEY, I'M SORRY.
I SCREWED UP.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE JUST
SPRUNG FUTURA ON YOU
LIKE I DID.
I SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN MY TIME,
THOUGHT THINGS OUT.
I'M GONNA TAKE
A LITTLE WALK
AND CLEAR MY HEAD.
OH, DAD,
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
Pi: SITTING ON A BENCH
TALKING TO YOURSELF
HAS BEEN DETERMINED
TO BE A POSSIBLE INDICATOR
OF THE ONSET OF PREMATURE
WEIRDNESS, MI AMIGO.
PI, I HAVE SCREWED UP
BIG-TIME.
EXPAND.
ALL I WANTED WAS
TO HAVE MY DAD
TO MYSELF.
I WANTED IT TO BE
JUST ME AND MY DAD.
OR IF I COULDN'T
HAVE THAT,
I WANTED
A STEPMOTHER
WHO WAS COOL,
SO THAT I COULD.
I, MYSELF, AND I.
SO WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT WHAT?
NOT TAKING OTHER
PEOPLE'S FEELINGS INTO
CONSIDERATION, MAYBE.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT--
BEING OUT OF IT
AND REALLY SMART
ALL AT THE SAME
TIME?
Edward: FUTURA!
OVER HERE!
I, UH, NEED TO
SPEAK TO YOU.
I FINALLY REALIZED
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
Futura: HUH?
THIS SILLY TEENAGER ACT.
IT'S TO GET SABRINA
TO LIKE YOU.
I LOVE YOU FOR
TRYING SO HARD,
BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS BE YOURSELF, HONEY.
EDDIE, YOU'RE
SUCH A GOOF.
I AM BEING MYSELF.
COTTON CANDY. YES!
HUH?
I'VE RUINED MY DAD'S LIFE.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
LATER, DAD.
NIGHT, FUTURA.
GOTTA ASK SALEM SOMETHING
BEFORE HE GOES TO SLEEP.
YOU BETTER BE
PACKIN' CATNIP
AND SQUEAKY TOYS.
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
FORGET THE DEAL.
I WANT YOU TO
REVERSE THE SPELL
THIS MINUTE.
NOW!
NO CAN DO,
MA PETITE FLEUR.
AAGH!
MY DAD IS ABOUT
TO LOSE SOMEONE
HE LOVES VERY MUCH
BECAUSE ALL I COULD
THINK ABOUT WAS ME
AND WHAT I WANTED.
NOW I'M THINKING
ABOUT MY DAD
AND WHAT HE WANTS,
AND YOU'RE GONNA
HELP ME MAKE HIM
HAPPY, PRONTO.
SORRY, BLONDIE.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL THE SPELL WEARS OFF,
AND THAT WILL TAKE
2 OR 3 DAYS.
UGH!
2 OR 3 DAYS?
THEY COULD BE
SO APART IN 3 DAYS.
THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
FIND A WAY TO KEEP THEM
TOGETHER, WON'T YOU?
OMELET AND SAUSAGES?
PERFECT.
HMM.
COFFEE, JUICE,
MUFFINS.
PERFECT, PERFECT,
PERFECT.
A ROMANTIC BREAKFAST
ON THE PATIO.
THAT'LL KEEP DAD
AND FUTURA TOGETHER.
DAD?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP SO EARLY?
I WANTED TO SURPRISE
YOU AND FUTURA.
WELL, THAT'S SWEET,
HONEY,
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
FUTURA'S GONE.
GONE? WHERE?
I FOUND THIS NOTE
ON HER DOOR.
IT SAYS,
"GONE BOARDING,"
WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
HONEY, I DON'T THINK
FUTURA AND I
WILL BE GETTING
MARRIED AFTER ALL.
SHE'S NOT THE WOMAN
I FELL IN LOVE WITH.
SHE'S...CHANGED.
BUT, DAD,
SHE'LL CHANGE BACK--
2, 3 DAYS MAX.
I GUARANTEE IT.
OH? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
UP TO ANY MISCHIEF,
HAVE YOU,
MY LITTLE HALF-WITCH
OF A DAUGHTER?
UM, UH...DAD?
JUST DON'T GIVE UP
ON HER, OK?
SABRINA...
GOTTA GO, DAD.
Futura:
HEY, EVERYBODY.
WOW!
THEY'VE GOT
THIS AWESOME HALF-PIPE
AT THE SKATEBOARD PARK.
IT IS SO FRESH!
[BELCH]
LATER. GOTTA SNAG A SHOWER.
I'M WAITING.
WELL, SEE,
I WAS SO BUSY THINKING
ABOUT WHAT I WANTED--
WHICH WAS TO HAVE YOU
ALL TO MYSELF--
THAT WHEN YOU SHOWED UP
WITH FUTURA,
ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
WAS HOW TO MAKE THE
WHOLE DEAL WORK FOR ME.
SO, THEN I KIND OF PUT
A SPELL ON HER.
DAD?
WHAT? SAY SOMETHING.
YOU'VE BEHAVED LIKE
A SPOILED BRAT,
SABRINA.
I KNOW, AND I'M SO SORRY.
I LOVE YOU, DAD.
I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY.
I REALLY,
REALLY LOVE YOU.
AND I REALLY,
REALLY LOVE YOU.
NOW, JUST TELL ME
ONE MORE THING.
WHAT EXACTLY DID
YOU DO TO FUTURA?
WELL, I USED THIS TO--
NO!
WELCOME TO OUR
OPEN HOUSE.
REALLY, SABRINA.
IT'S KIND OF FUN.
HARVEY, IT'S TOTALLY
HUMILIATING, OK?
SABRINA,
WHERE'S YOUR DAD?
EVERYBODY'S TALKING
ABOUT HIM.
HA HA HA!
YAY!
BUMPER CARS LATER,
HONEY?
ABSOLUTELY, DAD.
3 MORE DAYS
TILL THE SPELL WEARS OFF?
OH, THIS IS GONNA BE
A NIGHTMARE.
[LAUGHING OVER MUSIC]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DIC ENTERTAINMENT AND U.S.
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
HA HA HA. FREAKS!
♪ SHE'S GOT A SUPERSTAR CAT ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ SO GET UP AND RAISE YOUR HAT ♪
♪ SHE'S A SPELLBOUND ACROBAT ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC ♪
♪ CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE FUN NOW ♪
♪ ARE YOU READY? ♪
♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY ♪
♪ GET HAPPY ♪
♪ SO HAVE YOU SEEN HER? ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ FOR SUPER MAGIC ♪
♪ CALL SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER WATCH HER ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ♪
♪ SHE'LL BEWITCH YA ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ SABRINA ♪
DUM-DE-DUM DUM DUM.
[GRUNTING]
GOOD JOB ON
HANGING THE STUDENTS'
SELF-PORTRAITS, PIE.
AS SOON AS WE FINISH PUTTING UP
THE "WELCOME PARENTS" BANNER,
I THINK WE'RE DONE.
WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS THE MOST
PERFECT OPEN HOUSE EVER.
KNOW WHY?
YOU'VE ONLY TOLD US
ABOUT 300 TIMES.
YOUR DAD'S COMING!
OH, I CANNOT WAIT FOR
YOU TO MEET HIM, HARVEY.
HE'S SO FUNNY AND SMART,
AND HE'S REALLY HANDSOME.
I'M SURE YOUR DAD'S
A GREAT GUY, SABRINA.
AFTER ALL,
HE'S, LIKE, YOUR DAD.
HE'S, LIKE, THE BEST,
AND I'M GOING TO HAVE HIM
ALL TO MYSELF FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS.
SABRINA! WHOA!
RIGHT NOW,
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
THIS LADDER
ALL TO MYSELF, OK?
OOPS. SORRY.
SABRINA,
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
MAJOR NEWS FLASH!
MRS. BLEATSTAIN
NAMED YOU AND HARVEY
AS THIS YEAR'S HOST
AND HOSTESS OF OPEN HOUSE!
HARVEY, ISN'T THIS WILD?
[GASP]
YEAH, EXTREMELY.
I'M THE OFFICIAL HOSTESS
OF THE OPEN HOUSE,
AND MY DAD'S
GONNA BE HERE.
OH, THIS IS
TOO PERFECT!
YOUR DAD SOUNDS SO COOL.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU
AND ME SPENDING SOME TIME
HANGING OUT WITH HIM.
SORRY, CHLOE,
I'VE GOT HIM BOOKED.
WE'RE GONNA SPEND
EVERY MINUTE TOGETHER,
JUST THE TWO OF US.
YEAH? WELL, LIKE,
DID YOU EVER THINK
THAT YOUR DAD MIGHT
ALSO ENJOY DOING STUFF
WITH OTHER PEOPLE
WHILE HE'S IN TOWN?
NO.
HUH?
HA HA! NO,
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I HAVE NO INTEREST
IN PILOTING
THE FIRST MANNED
SPACE FLIGHT
TO MARS.
IT WOULDN'T BE
ANYWHERE NEAR AS
EXCITING AS BEING
WITH MY DARLING
DAUGHTER SABRINA.
[CROWD TALKING AT ONCE]
THE PRESIDENT JUST CALLED.
HE WANTS YOU TO POSE
FOR THE NEWEST FACE
ON MOUNT RUSHMORE.
HA HA! I'M SORRY, NO.
WE'VE JUST GOTTEN
WORD THAT SPIELBERG
HAS ASKED YOU
TO STAR IN EVERY
MOVIE HE MAKES
FROM NOW ON!
NO, NO, NO, SORRY.
ALL I'M INTERESTED IN IS
BEING WITH MY DARLING DAUGHTER.
Voice: SABRINA!
SABRINA!
HUH?
I SAID
I'LL CATCH YOU
LATER, OK?
OH, WOW! WE'RE AT
YOUR HOUSE ALREADY?
I'VE GOT TO GET HOME
AND GET READY.
MY DAD WILL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE!
[GASP]
BLECH!
NOW, THAT'S YOU.
YOU'RE RIGHT, SALEM.
I SHOULD KEEP EVERYTHING
JUST THE SAME.
WHENEVER DAD COMES
TO VISIT,
IT'S ALWAYS JUST BEEN
HIM AND ME,
AND THE "ME" PART OF IT
HASN'T EVER WORN A HAT.
AAH! SABRINA, NOTHING STAYS
THE SAME FOREVER.
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?
IT DOESN'T FIT,
AND IT'S DAD'S FAVORITE.
HE GAVE IT TO ME
FOR MY TENTH BIRTHDAY!
MY POINT EXACTLY.
HILDA,
AS THE OLDER SISTER,
I SHOULD DECIDE HOW
WE SHOULD DECORATE
FOR EDWARD'S VISIT.
OH, DEAR.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
WHOA! WHOA!
[GASP]
[GASP]
OH, ZELDA, THAT IS SO,
LIKE, LAST CENTURY!
HUH?
HUH?
AND THAT IS SO
I LOVE LUCY.
UGH.
AAH!
[GASP]
THANK YOU, SALEM.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I'LL GET IT!
SABRINA!
DAD!
OH, I HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU, HONEY.
THIS IS
FUTURA HIDEBOUND.
HUH?
SHE'S MY FIANCEE.
WE'RE GETTING
MARRIED, SABRINA!
ISN'T THAT GREAT NEWS?
AAH!
Edward: SABRINA, HONEY,
DON'T YOU WANT TO
CONGRATULATE US?
NO, NOT REALLY.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
OH, NICE TO
SEE YOU.
I DON'T WANT HER HERE.
SHE'S GOING TO RUIN
EVERYTHING FOR ME!
AAH!
CAVIAR? PLEASE!
FUTURA IS
A NORMAL MORTAL.
GO WITH SOMETHING
SHE MIGHT
ACTUALLY LIKE,
LIKE NACHOS, MAYBE.
SABRINA, WE COULD
USE A LITTLE HELP
WITH THE SNACKS HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THIS TO FUTURA?
SHE SAID SHE'D
LIKE A DIET SODA.
DO I LOOK LIKE
A WAITRESS?
[WHISTLING]
I AM SO NOT
IN THE MOOD FOR THIS!
DID YOU SEE THE WAY
EDWARD LOOKS AT FUTURA?
HE'S DEFINITELY
A WARLOCK IN LOVE.
STOP IT!
JUST STOP IT!
WHAT'S WRONG, SABRINA?
FUTURA! FUTURA! FUTURA!
WHAT ABOUT ME? UGH!
WHAT ABOUT THE FACT
THAT SHE'S HORNING IN
AND RUINING MY TIME
WITH DAD? I HATE HER!
SABRINA, YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW HER.
GIVE HER A CHANCE.
ONCE YOU GET
TO KNOW FUTURA,
I'M SURE
YOU'LL LIKE HER.
AFTER ALL, EDWARD LOVES HER
ENOUGH TO MARRY HER.
AND EDWARD HAS ALWAYS
HAD EXCELLENT TASTE.
Sabrina: HE USED TO.
FUTURA AND I MET
IN HER SHOP.
SHE'S IN THE
ANTIQUES BUSINESS.
AHH, THAT EXPLAINS
WHAT SHE SAW IN EDWARD.
HERE'S YOUR SODA.
THANK YOU, SABRINA.
SURE.
[KISSING SOUND]
THIS IS
WHERE I ALWAYS SIT--
RIGHT HERE,
RIGHT NEXT TO MY DAD.
AAH!
Hilda: ARE YOU OK?
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
LET ME HELP.
GOOD.
Salem: OOH, THAT SOUNDED
JUST A LITTLE WITCHY.
THAT'S EXACTLY
HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW.
NOW SHE'LL BLOW UP
AND BLAME ME,
AND DAD'LL GET RID
OF HER THAT FAST.
HA HA! AFTER
THAT LONG FLIGHT,
I HAD A LITTLE
BIT OF JET LAG,
BUT I'M FEELING
MORE BUBBLY NOW.
RIGHT. PLAY IT OFF
LIKE YOU'RE NOT
TOTALLY FURIOUS.
TRUST ME, DEAR, GREEN IS
NOT YOUR BEST COLOR.
Futura: WHAT MADE ME FALL
IN LOVE WITH EDWARD?
WELL, QUIGLEY, I SUPPOSE
IT WAS ALL THE THINGS
WE HAVE IN COMMON.
YEAH, LIKE GOING
TO ART MUSEUMS
AND HORSEBACK
RIDING.
HORSEBACK
RIDING?!
THAT'S SOMETHING
YOU AND I DO
TOGETHER!
WELL, HONEY,
IT'S SOMETHING
FUTURA AND I
ENJOY DOING, TOO.
HEY, I'M THINKING
IT'D BE FUN FOR ALL 3
OF US TO DO IT TOGETHER.
I DON'T THINK SO.
[GASP]
AAH!
WHOA!
AW, NOTHING CAN BE
BETTER THAN THIS.
BEING HERE WITH THE TWO GIRLS
THAT I LOVE THE BEST.
WELL, YOU'RE
AHEAD OF ME, DAD.
I STILL ONLY HAVE
ONE GUY THAT I LOVE
THE BEST.
GOT A MINUTE? I JUST
WANTED TO TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
DAD, AM I STILL
YOUR BEST GIRL?
AFTER ALL,
YOU HAVE FUTURA NOW,
AND THAT'S MAKING YOU
ALL FABULOUSLY HAPPY
AND EVERYTHING.
WHAT'S MAKING ME
FABULOUSLY HAPPY
IS BEING HERE WITH
ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE.
IF YOU ASK ME, THINGS FEEL
A LITTLE CROWDED RIGHT NOW.
HOW ABOUT A WALK
WITH FUTURA AND ME
BEFORE DINNER?
YOU TWO CAN GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
GEE, DAD, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN, BUT I HAVE TO
RUN AN ERRAND.
AND I'LL BE BACK SOON, OK?
SO YOU CAN SEE WHY
I NEED YOUR ADVICE
ON HOW TO GET RID
OF HER, HARVEY.
SABRINA, I'M NOT
EXACTLY AN EXPERT
ON STEPMOTHERS.
BESIDES,
I CAN'T TALK NOW.
I'VE GOTTA FINISH
DOING THESE LEAVES
BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME.
Woman: HARVEY? TELEPHONE!
UH, COMING, MOM!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
AH.
HUH?
W-WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN IT!
THIS INCREDIBLE WIND
BLEW THE LEAVES RIGHT
INTO THE BAGS.
WOW!
SO WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO ABOUT FUTURA?
I CAN'T STAND HER.
SHE'S A TOTAL NOTHING!
BUMMER. IF YOU'RE GONNA
BE STUCK WITH A STEPMOM,
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BE
STUCK WITH ONE THAT'S
AT LEAST FUN AND COOL.
THAT'S IT!
HARVEY KINKLE,
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
YOU JUST FIGURED OUT
HOW THIS WHOLE FUTURA
DEAL CAN WORK FOR ME.
HA HA HA!
OH! GET OFF ME!
STOP IT!
OH,
YOU BIG CLOD!
HILDA, IT'S MY
BOUILLABAISSE RECIPE.
IT'S MY
BOUILLABAISSE POT,
AND I SAY WE NEED
MORE CRABS!
AAH!
[GASP]
[GASP] HUH?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
WE'RE MAKING
BOUILLABAISSE
FOR EDWARD.
IT'S AN ELEGANT
SEAFOOD STEW.
STOP THAT LOBSTER!
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST TALK
TO SALEM ABOUT THE PLAN
FOR MAKING FUTURA
THE STEPMOTHER OF MY DREAMS.
Sabrina: SO THAT'S HOW
I FIGURE I CAN STOP FUTURA
FROM RUINING
EVERYTHING FOR ME.
I CAN MAKE HER
INTO SOMEBODY I'LL LIKE
AND ENJOY HANGING WITH.
AND?
AND ALL I NEED
IS ONE TEENSY-WEENSY,
TEENY, ITTY-BITTY...
SPELL.
RIGHT.
UH-HUH.
WELL, I'LL NEED TO THINK
ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT
THIS IS SOMETHING
I CAN HELP YOU WITH.
I'LL KEEP YOU
IN CATNIP,
SQUEAKY TOYS,
AND TUNA DIP
FOR A WEEK.
A MONTH.
DONE.
NAME YOUR SPELL.
WELL, MY FIRST CHOICE
WOULD BE SOMETHING
THAT WOULD SEND HER ON
A PERMANENT VACATION
TO ALASKA, BUT...
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
SPELLS UNLIMITED?
GO WITH SOMETHING
FROM THE STANDARD
INVENTORY, OK?
IN THAT CASE,
I WANT TO MAKE FUTURA
SOMEBODY I WOULD LIKE.
SOMEBODY COOL, FUN...
YOU KNOW, LIKE ME.
AND THIS IS GONNA
BE SOMETHING
YOUR FATHER IS GOING
TO LIKE, RIGHT?
SALEM, THIS IS ABOUT
MAKING THIS WHOLE FUTURA
THING WORK FOR ME, OK?
FINE. IN THAT CASE,
I HAVE THE PURR-FECT
SPELL.
I INVENTED IT MYSELF.
IT'S A KILLER.
AND THE BEST PART IS,
I RECEIVE A NICE, FAT
ROYALTY
EVERY TIME
IT'S USED. HA HA!
LOOK IN THIS MIRROR,
AND YOUR FACE YOU'LL SEE,
BUT A CAREFREE 12-YEAR-OLD
IS WHAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY BE.
JUST GET FUTURA
TO TAKE A GOOD
LOOK AT HERSELF
IN THIS THING,
AND, BANG--
SHE'LL BE
YOUR SOULMATE.
SHE'LL WANNA DO
ALL THE SAME THINGS
I DO? COOL.
I'LL GET MY DAD
AND A NEW COOL FRIEND.
SABRINA, COME IN.
I WAS SO HOPING
WE WOULD HAVE
A CHANCE TO CHAT.
RIGHT. GREAT IDEA.
I HOPE I WASN'T
TOO MUCH OF A SURPRISE,
BUT YOUR FATHER INSISTED.
HEY, THAT'S
MY MIDDLE NAME--
SABRINA
"SURPRISE ME"
SPELLMAN.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS
JUST ABOUT YOUR AGE,
MY FATHER BROUGHT HOME
A NEW STEPMOTHER,
AND I REALLY HATED
THE IDEA OF HAVING
TO SHARE MY DAD
WITH SOME STRANGE WOMAN.
OH, WOW. HEY,
COOL MIRROR, HUH?
YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT
ANTIQUES, RIGHT?
TAKE A LOOK.
SEE WHAT YOU THINK.
THIS IS AN
EXQUISITE PIECE.
QUITE OLD.
FRENCH, I BELIEVE.
ARE YOU SURE?
LOOK SOME MORE.
GET IN THERE
REALLY CLOSE.
SO, FUTURA, WHO'S
YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
THE BOSTON POPS.
REALLY?
YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR?
CARY GRANT.
HE REMINDS ME
OF YOUR FATHER.
SABRINA,
DON'T HURRY OFF.
STAY. LET'S TALK.
SORRY,
I HAVE AN ORDER
OF CAT FOOD...
HUH?
THE MIRROR'S A DUD.
THAT LAME SPELL
MUST BE WAY PAST
THE EXPIRATION DATE.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT SPELL MADE
SPELL OF THE YEAR
8 YEARS IN A ROW...
DURING THE SIXTIES.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
THERE YOU ARE,
SABRINA.
HONEY, I HAVE
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
I DON'T THINK
I CAN STAND ANY MORE
SURPRISES TODAY.
YOU AND I ARE GOING
OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT.
REALLY?
REALLY.
IT WAS
FUTURA'S IDEA.
WHEN WE WERE TAKING
OUR WALK EARLIER,
SHE SAID SHE THOUGHT
WE COULD USE
SOME QUALITY DAD
AND DAUGHTER TIME.
DAD, THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED.
SO, WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO?
I KNOW THE ABSOLUTE
BEST PLACE.
REALLY FUNKY AND--
Futura:
YOO-HOO!
HEY, YOU GUYS,
WAIT UP.
WHEE!
TA-DA!
FUTURA, W-WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE SABRINA?
GO, SALEM.
OH, WELL, I AM
LIKE, SO HUNGRY,
AND I TOTALLY KNOW
WHAT I WANT TO EAT.
Sabrina:
CHILI DOGS?
Futura:
OH, OF COURSE.
YOU ARE, LIKE,
COMPLETELY PSYCHIC.
[BOTH GIGGLING]
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT?
[SLURP]
I KNOW.
BUMPER CARS.
YES!
BUT WE'VE BEEN ON THEM
3 TIMES ALREADY.
I WAS HOPING WE COULD
JUST GO SOMEPLACE FOR
A QUIET DINNER AND--
OH, EDWARD, DON'T BE
SUCH A FUDDY-DUDDY.
DIBS ON THE GREEN CAR.
[BOTH GIGGLING]
[GASP]
HA HA HA!
EDWARD, I'M HAVING,
LIKE, SO MUCH FUN.
FUTURA, WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU?
I FEEL LIKE I'M OUT
WITH A 12-YEAR-OLD.
AND STOP THAT JUMPING.
YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE A LUNATIC.
AND YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE A TOTAL FOSSIL.
Harvey: HEY, SABRINA!
Sabrina: HARVEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
OH, PI HAD A SALT WATER
TAFFY EMERGENCY.
GREAT. YOU CAN BOTH
MEET MY DAD.
DAD, I WANT YOU
TO MEET--
OH, WOW. ARE YOU
A BABE, OR WHAT?
HUH?
ARE YOU INTO
BUMPER CARS?
I LOVE
BUMPER CARS.
OH, WE ARE SO
OUTTA HERE.
DAD, WHAT'S WRONG?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S HAPPENED.
THE WOMAN I LOVED
IS GONE, JUST LIKE THAT.
OH, SABRINA, I FEEL LIKE
MY HEART'S GONNA BREAK.
OH, DAD, I'M SO SORRY.
NO, HONEY, I'M SORRY.
I SCREWED UP.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE JUST
SPRUNG FUTURA ON YOU
LIKE I DID.
I SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN MY TIME,
THOUGHT THINGS OUT.
I'M GONNA TAKE
A LITTLE WALK
AND CLEAR MY HEAD.
OH, DAD,
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
Pi: SITTING ON A BENCH
TALKING TO YOURSELF
HAS BEEN DETERMINED
TO BE A POSSIBLE INDICATOR
OF THE ONSET OF PREMATURE
WEIRDNESS, MI AMIGO.
PI, I HAVE SCREWED UP
BIG-TIME.
EXPAND.
ALL I WANTED WAS
TO HAVE MY DAD
TO MYSELF.
I WANTED IT TO BE
JUST ME AND MY DAD.
OR IF I COULDN'T
HAVE THAT,
I WANTED
A STEPMOTHER
WHO WAS COOL,
SO THAT I COULD.
I, MYSELF, AND I.
SO WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT WHAT?
NOT TAKING OTHER
PEOPLE'S FEELINGS INTO
CONSIDERATION, MAYBE.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT--
BEING OUT OF IT
AND REALLY SMART
ALL AT THE SAME
TIME?
Edward: FUTURA!
OVER HERE!
I, UH, NEED TO
SPEAK TO YOU.
I FINALLY REALIZED
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
Futura: HUH?
THIS SILLY TEENAGER ACT.
IT'S TO GET SABRINA
TO LIKE YOU.
I LOVE YOU FOR
TRYING SO HARD,
BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS BE YOURSELF, HONEY.
EDDIE, YOU'RE
SUCH A GOOF.
I AM BEING MYSELF.
COTTON CANDY. YES!
HUH?
I'VE RUINED MY DAD'S LIFE.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
LATER, DAD.
NIGHT, FUTURA.
GOTTA ASK SALEM SOMETHING
BEFORE HE GOES TO SLEEP.
YOU BETTER BE
PACKIN' CATNIP
AND SQUEAKY TOYS.
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
FORGET THE DEAL.
I WANT YOU TO
REVERSE THE SPELL
THIS MINUTE.
NOW!
NO CAN DO,
MA PETITE FLEUR.
AAGH!
MY DAD IS ABOUT
TO LOSE SOMEONE
HE LOVES VERY MUCH
BECAUSE ALL I COULD
THINK ABOUT WAS ME
AND WHAT I WANTED.
NOW I'M THINKING
ABOUT MY DAD
AND WHAT HE WANTS,
AND YOU'RE GONNA
HELP ME MAKE HIM
HAPPY, PRONTO.
SORRY, BLONDIE.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL THE SPELL WEARS OFF,
AND THAT WILL TAKE
2 OR 3 DAYS.
UGH!
2 OR 3 DAYS?
THEY COULD BE
SO APART IN 3 DAYS.
THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
FIND A WAY TO KEEP THEM
TOGETHER, WON'T YOU?
OMELET AND SAUSAGES?
PERFECT.
HMM.
COFFEE, JUICE,
MUFFINS.
PERFECT, PERFECT,
PERFECT.
A ROMANTIC BREAKFAST
ON THE PATIO.
THAT'LL KEEP DAD
AND FUTURA TOGETHER.
DAD?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP SO EARLY?
I WANTED TO SURPRISE
YOU AND FUTURA.
WELL, THAT'S SWEET,
HONEY,
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
FUTURA'S GONE.
GONE? WHERE?
I FOUND THIS NOTE
ON HER DOOR.
IT SAYS,
"GONE BOARDING,"
WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
HONEY, I DON'T THINK
FUTURA AND I
WILL BE GETTING
MARRIED AFTER ALL.
SHE'S NOT THE WOMAN
I FELL IN LOVE WITH.
SHE'S...CHANGED.
BUT, DAD,
SHE'LL CHANGE BACK--
2, 3 DAYS MAX.
I GUARANTEE IT.
OH? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
UP TO ANY MISCHIEF,
HAVE YOU,
MY LITTLE HALF-WITCH
OF A DAUGHTER?
UM, UH...DAD?
JUST DON'T GIVE UP
ON HER, OK?
SABRINA...
GOTTA GO, DAD.
Futura:
HEY, EVERYBODY.
WOW!
THEY'VE GOT
THIS AWESOME HALF-PIPE
AT THE SKATEBOARD PARK.
IT IS SO FRESH!
[BELCH]
LATER. GOTTA SNAG A SHOWER.
I'M WAITING.
WELL, SEE,
I WAS SO BUSY THINKING
ABOUT WHAT I WANTED--
WHICH WAS TO HAVE YOU
ALL TO MYSELF--
THAT WHEN YOU SHOWED UP
WITH FUTURA,
ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
WAS HOW TO MAKE THE
WHOLE DEAL WORK FOR ME.
SO, THEN I KIND OF PUT
A SPELL ON HER.
DAD?
WHAT? SAY SOMETHING.
YOU'VE BEHAVED LIKE
A SPOILED BRAT,
SABRINA.
I KNOW, AND I'M SO SORRY.
I LOVE YOU, DAD.
I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY.
I REALLY,
REALLY LOVE YOU.
AND I REALLY,
REALLY LOVE YOU.
NOW, JUST TELL ME
ONE MORE THING.
WHAT EXACTLY DID
YOU DO TO FUTURA?
WELL, I USED THIS TO--
NO!
WELCOME TO OUR
OPEN HOUSE.
REALLY, SABRINA.
IT'S KIND OF FUN.
HARVEY, IT'S TOTALLY
HUMILIATING, OK?
SABRINA,
WHERE'S YOUR DAD?
EVERYBODY'S TALKING
ABOUT HIM.
HA HA HA!
YAY!
BUMPER CARS LATER,
HONEY?
ABSOLUTELY, DAD.
3 MORE DAYS
TILL THE SPELL WEARS OFF?
OH, THIS IS GONNA BE
A NIGHTMARE.
[LAUGHING OVER MUSIC]
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