SKAM Italia (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Non ti ho mai visto - full transcript
Martino! Look at me, Martino!
Why the fuck did you do that to me?
You know perfectly well I like you.
Do you mind if we just keep quiet for a while?
I broke up with Gio.
Really?
If you think I'm only an X on a wall I-
I'm sorry, what's your name?
What a nice person you are.
Thank you.
Do you want a lift home?
No.
Is Martino there?
His dad left and his mom went completely crazy.
Didn't you tell me Martino likes you?
Yes, why?
It was in his favourites.
My parents after finding out I'm homosexual,
decided to send me to a psychologist.
He was trying to teach me how to change my voice,
how I was supposed to walk,
he told me I had to cut my hair cause I had locks at that time
and he said they were too feminine.
And then he gave me a book called
"How to cure yourself from homosexuality".
My mum took me aside and told me
"What are you doing with that lesbian?"
as if only she was.
Then she told me
"It would have been better if I had aborted instead of having a lesbian daughter like you."
Look at how you're fucking dressed, they told me
they came up from behind me and they took my hat.
You're a faggot, so we're not giving you the hat back.
As soon as they said it, they threw away the hat and they threw me away as well.
I bang my head on a wall,
I get a bloody eye.
It was pouring out.
Didn't we decide not to invite any girl prettier than me?
There would've been four people, Silvia.
Come on, stop it. You're beautiful!
Why do you care about those guys?
Alright, the argentinian isn't coming though, right?
I don't know, Silvia. I've lost control of this party.
I don't know half the people here.
Happy birthday Fede!!
Where are Eva and Ele?
In the other room.
It's so true, he has shitty hair.
Yes, but I love him for his flaws too.
Come on, let's make him jealous.
What are you doing?
I'm checking if you're still a virgin, love.
From my boobs?
Sure. There's a difference.
Definitely not a virgin.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, isn't your brother gay?
Of course he is.
Or did you change your mind?
I haven't, what about you?
You'd look cute with your roommate.
The portuguese girl?
Yes, the portuguese girl!
I'm jealous.
I'll be right back.
Eva, what about the gift?
We'll give it to her later.
Marti!
Where the fuck were you?
I was downstairs with the others, sorry.
How boring! Come dance with us!
Yeah, I'll check with them.
Dance with me in the meantime.
It's a bit hard, I'm holding the beers.
Let's drink them then!
That was the idea.
I love you so much!
I love you too.
I love you so much Marti!
Oh! Oh! Oh! What are you doing?
Why?
How much did you drink?
I'll see you later, I'll go check the others.
Yeah, yeah, go to Gio, go.
Go ahead.
Hello?
No. No, no, no, I'm not the owner.
I don't know.
Bye.
Occupied!
Open up assholes, I'm holding the beers.
Nice, nice, nice!
Nice!
Thanks.
Wait.
Pass this.
Thanks.
Oh, so? To Federicona (big Federica)?
Happy birthday. To Federicona (big Federica).
Happy birthday.
So... is the argentinian here?
No, her friends are.
Which ones?
The clingy, tall one...
Covitti?
Covitti, right.
Hot.
Yep. Yes.
I mean, hot...
Come on, Marti.
Bro, Covitti! Covitti is hot, come on!
The others?
There's
the girl that was stuck for 6 hours in the elevator last year.
Polidoro.
Polidoro!
She's hot too.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh!
Have you seen Polidoro's boobs?
Nothing special.
You've become really hard to please!
She has nice boobs!
I'm hard to please just because I don't wanna make out with ugly girls?
Come on, Polidoro is not ugly.
More or less.
More or less, come on bro.
Tell us who you like.
The argentinian.
No shit! Very good!
You asked me.
An available one, one that's not impossible to get.
I don't know then.
We know bro.
What the fuck are you laughing at?
We're gonna stuff you with beer,
we're gonna put you in a room with Federicona,
with a spoon.
You're out of your mind!
As a birthday gift!
Don't touch me.
Not to be a Scrooge, but you still owe me 20 euros.
True. You're right. Here.
20 euros for what?
10 for the gift and 10 for the pot.
10 for the pot. For this shit?
What are you doing bro?
It's for the service bro.
Ah! The service, right.
The risk of getting it and carrying it around the guards and their dogs.
Let's do something nice.
Take this 5 euros.
Enjoy.
I'm taking the risk.
He got you bro.
Occupied!
Can I use the bathroom please?
Use the other one.
There's a couple having sex.
We're very sorry.
Seriously, I need to pee.
It took us 2 hours to get this bathtub, we're not leaving.
I'm peeing my pants.
Use the sink in the kitchen.
You know what you remind me of?
What?
A frog.
A frog?
Yes, a frog. Has anybody told you before?
No.
Frogs are nice.
They serve them fried at chinese restaurants, very nice!
I believe you, but now leave me the bathroom.
What's in it for us?
What would you like?
Do you know the argentinian?
Yes.
Introduce us.
I don't think she's coming today.
We're not leaving then.
Whatever. I'm peeing.
No, no, wait, wait, alright!
Wait, I get it!
We'll leave you the bathroom
but you have to pick
the one you like most of us
and make out with him.
Ok.
Not you.
Not you.
Alright, I get it.
Thank me later bro.
How long does it take? Would you hurry?
Should we go? Yeah, I'll pee first.
You pig!
Can I help you?
No.
Let me help you otherwise you'll burn yourself.
You don't have to.
Come on.
Didn't we make a deal?
Didn't you have to erase that wall?
You promised me we'd go out in September.
But then I found out you're leaving for England for 6 months.
It's not my fault I got picked.
Be careful.
I'm careful.
How's it going there?
It's going well.
I thought it always rained and the food was shitty.
You can also learn English.
They say it's useful.
Really?
When are you going back?
Tomorrow morning.
Fiumicino?
No, Ciampino.
Too bad.
Had you left from Fiumicino
we could have gone to the beach.
My brother is taking me anyway.
What's that?
It's alright, it's my birthday.
Guys, it's the police. Let's go, come on.
Marti! Where the fuck are you?!
Coming!
Guys they're here too.
Chill.
Too risky, it's not ok guys.
Excuse me.
Where are you going?
Home.
Were you at the party?
No. What party?
You weren't invited?
Did you drink or smoke?
No, no. He's a teetotaler.
Come with me to the car.
Can you check an ID?
Right away.
Wait here.
Guys, wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Stop!
Run!
I'm dying.
Guys.
I gotta tell you something.
What?
The pot.
I hid it on the balcony.
You had nothing?
Nothing at all.
Why didn't you tell us.
I tried.
Fuck you!
Bro, I'm sleeping at your place.
Bro, it's actually a problem cause my mum is a bit crazy right now.
I don't mind.
If I get home now,
my dad kills me.
Fine.
Thank you.
Where are you?
Here.
Why?
Cause you sleep like a walrus and you pushed me off the bed.
Come here bro, we fit here.
We're awake already.
It's mine, can you get it?
It's Eva.
Hello?
Hey Marti.
Hi.
Did I wake you?
No, I'm with Giovanni.
We're about to have breakfast.
Oh, ok.
I'll talk to you later then.
Ok, bye.
Bye.
What did she want?
Nothing, art notes.
Ok.
Did she tell you anything?
About what?
We met.
I kind of hit on her.
I didn't know.
I actually made a fool of myself.
Why? What did she tell you?
That she didn't want to...
That she wants to be alone...
These kind of stuff...
I'm sorry.
Is it her?
No, it's Covitti.
Ahh, she texts you huh?
No, she followed me on Instagram.
You like her huh? You pig.
She just followed me on Instagram.
You're awake.
Hi!
Hi.
No we talk in our sleep.
Gio, are you eating with us?
Why not?
What's for lunch?
There's not much actually, but I can go down to Samir.
Maybe get-
Roasted chicken?
With potatoes.
Good!
Roasted chicken.
Not if you eat it 4 times a week.
Well, I never eat it so it's perfect.
No problem.
You should come by more often.
Gladly.
-I wanted to apologise for last night. I was a bit drunk. I'm sorry.-
Come on bro.
You could help her by not treating her like shit.
What did I say?
Can I make some coffee?
-Don't tell Gio.-
I think we're out.
We have infusions though.
We're going to the café.
Guys, you don't know what happened to me yesterday.
You put an egg in the microwave again bro?
No, guys.
You know the girl my mum tutors?
The cross-eyed girl with big boobs?
No, the one with braces and regular boobs.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
We made out guys!
Nice bro!
Nice!
Do you have a picture?
No she's ugly bro.
She's not ugly.
Forget about the picture,
I still haven't told you the most important part.
If it's dirty details of yours I don't wanna know.
No bro, come on tell us!
So...
she didn't have
the thing, the...
the thingy, what's it called, the clitoris.
What are talking about?
Guys I swear, she didn't have it!
Did she tell you?
I found out on my own, I was down there for 15 minutes-
She would've told you.
Bro, do you even know what a clitoris is?
-Dad: How are you? Do you want to come at our place for dinner on Wednesday?-
Bro, I watched a tutorial of 20 minutes on Youporn
on how to go down on her
-Martino: I can't-
and I swear she didn't have the thingy-
Hi!
Hi. Hi.
Did you hear the great news?
About the girl without a clitoris?
No, about the new radio managers.
Who are they?
You're looking at them.
No.
Wow guys, it's a great responsibility.
Congratulations!
Yes, I know.
There's the first reunion on Thursday.
We made the musical piece, the horoscope, the great historical figures...
Would you be interested?
Yes, but we had that thing on Thursday...
An all-day thing...
I think you'll change your mind very soon.
Let's go.
Yeah, ok.
Bye! Bye.
She scares the shit out of me!
Relaxing joint at my place before studying?
You bought the weed right?
Not yet bro.
I'm working on it.
Hey rays of sunshine!
How are you?
Hey.
How did it end with the police the other night? I heard it was a mess.
It went pretty well.
They wanted to call my parents, but I started crying,
I threw away all the booze and promised I'd never drink again.
They pitied me.
Good.
It's cute that you worry.
Cute.
Look, I think I lost a necklace
on your balcony.
It's possible, I found all sorts of things after the party.
Even a drill.
Who brings a drill to a party?
Look...
I was thinking I could come by your place.
Everything alright?
Yep.
Sure, you can come for lunch if you want.
No, no it's fine. I don't wanna bother you.
I have lots of studying to do anyway.
I have to study too, we can study together in the living room!
My parents aren't home.
-Sana: I have your weed, idiot-
A guy just texted me, maybe he has it.
-Martino: what? give it to me-
What's he saying?
Wait.
-Sana: No-
It seems like he doesn't want to give it back.
No! Who is he?
It's best if I don't tell you, I don't want to involve you.
I think I know who it is.
Really?
He's a friend of my brother.
I could talk to him and tell him to give it back.
Thank you, how nice of you.
You're welcome.
It'd be nice if you and your friends came to the first radio reunion.
I'm not joking.
Let me know what he says.
Wait, are you not coming?
No, it's fine, there's no need. Maybe another time.
Thanks.
Bye girls.
Bye!
I was this close!
Holy shit, this close!
I was choking!
Yes, I saw you were choking!
Restart it.
I already did.
It was working before.
I know.
Try again.
Isn't there another wi-fi connection?
Wait.
Yeah there is.
It's called "wefuck"
It's password protected.
Try "whynot".
Come on!
Try again.
Hi!
How are you?
Good, how are you?
Let me see how it's going.
Yeah, look.
Do you see it?
Silvia, how are you?
Good! Good, good, good.
What? Hello?
Would you like a piece of cake?
I can't hear you...
No, we can't hear you.
Ele, try setting it lower.
Nooo!
My phone is dead so.
I finished my data connection.
Me too.
Do you have any data left?
Guys, she's doing it on purpose.
Just leave her be.
She's asked us to be the international correspondant.
I can imagine.
When are your friends coming?
They should be on their way, I don't know.
You have it right?
We'll talk about it when they get here.
Shall we start?
Let's wait 5 minutes.
Ok, do you want to try again?
Yeah, let's try again.
-Martino: where the fuck are you? It's starting-
-Elia: can't make it-
-Luca: me neither-
-Martino: fuck you need to come, I'll explain later-
Hi, sorry we couldn't find the room.
No worries, thanks for coming. Do you want some cake?
Yeah, thanks.
May I?
Sure.
Guys, a slice is missing.
I'm not eating anyway.
You sure?
Yes, yes.
Ok, Fede, Sana.
So, welcome to Radio Osvaldo
which takes the name from this plushie
we found in this room.
Here it is.
Say hi.
Hi Osvaldo.
Hi Osvaldo.
Take it.
Ok, welcome and thanks for being here despite the time.
As you all know,
the radio got suspended last year
because of that episode involving Chicco Rodi.
His tutorial on how to get inside the school at night.
To avoid stuff like this,
I promised the principal we'd hand in
a code of conduct that
I'd like to discuss with you step by step.
Really?
No, I can't do it.
First rule: respect...
for others...
Sorry I got a call...
Hello?
Wait I can't hear you, I'll move, just a sec...
Just a second...
Hello? Yeah, right, I know...
No, no, no, I agree, it can't be done, no...
Not like this, not like this.
It's impossible.
The fuck is that?
Blah, blah, fuck you!
Test, test, 1, 2, 3.
Welcome guys from Radio Osvaldo,
and this is the course on how to grow own marijuana in your closet.
A course that was greatly requested by our director Silvia Mirabella,
who we thank.
This course has the aim-
Why did you stop?
I wasn't recording I was just fooling around.
That's a shame.
Cool place, right?
Yeah, the problem's not the place.
And what is?
The carrot cake that needs 100 glasses of water to be swallowed.
Or the 525 words that make up the code of conduct.
You counted all of them?
Of course.
Is that the balcony?
Yes, but I think it's closed.
Do you think I can find how to get there if I watch Chicco Rodi's tutorial?
I guess.
But I'm out of data.
I have this.
Really modern, huh?
What if we tried to go anyway?
Can I?
Should we try going up?
Yep.
There you go.
I hope it's open.
You think it's closed?
My goodness.
Fuck, it's so cool.
So beautiful.
Is that San Giovanni?
Those towers over there.
Yes, it is.
Well, I'm gonna smoke.
Did you already know Silvia?
Not very well. She's a good friend of a friend of mine.
Who?
The redhead, Eva.
Thanks.
You don't seem very happy about this radio thing.
Long story.
Do you have anything better to do?
No, but I guess we'll have to go back at some point.
That sucks!
You're not happy either...
I've never done school-work rotation
I thought this would be better than
cleaning some fast food bathroom.
Do you still believe that?
No.
What class are you in?
5B.
I've never seen you.
I was at Virgilio last year.
Here you are!
Hey.
Didn't know you came here.
Do you come here often?
Sure.
What are they talking about inside?
They're finishing up the schedule, they sent me looking for you.
We'll be right there.
Aren't you going to introduce us?
Yeah, sure, he's...
Niccolò.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Emma.
You're in the same class as my brother right?
You have a weird surname.
What's your surname?
Fares.
A bit weird.
Who's your brother?
Marco Covitti.
Ah ok.
You're nicer.
Of course.
Should we go back inside? They're waiting for us.
I'm pretty sure they can go on without the two of us for a while.
We'll finish this and come back.
I'll stay too, you've convinced me.
May I?
Sure.
Thanks.
Why the fuck did you do that to me?
You know perfectly well I like you.
Do you mind if we just keep quiet for a while?
I broke up with Gio.
Really?
If you think I'm only an X on a wall I-
I'm sorry, what's your name?
What a nice person you are.
Thank you.
Do you want a lift home?
No.
Is Martino there?
His dad left and his mom went completely crazy.
Didn't you tell me Martino likes you?
Yes, why?
It was in his favourites.
My parents after finding out I'm homosexual,
decided to send me to a psychologist.
He was trying to teach me how to change my voice,
how I was supposed to walk,
he told me I had to cut my hair cause I had locks at that time
and he said they were too feminine.
And then he gave me a book called
"How to cure yourself from homosexuality".
My mum took me aside and told me
"What are you doing with that lesbian?"
as if only she was.
Then she told me
"It would have been better if I had aborted instead of having a lesbian daughter like you."
Look at how you're fucking dressed, they told me
they came up from behind me and they took my hat.
You're a faggot, so we're not giving you the hat back.
As soon as they said it, they threw away the hat and they threw me away as well.
I bang my head on a wall,
I get a bloody eye.
It was pouring out.
Didn't we decide not to invite any girl prettier than me?
There would've been four people, Silvia.
Come on, stop it. You're beautiful!
Why do you care about those guys?
Alright, the argentinian isn't coming though, right?
I don't know, Silvia. I've lost control of this party.
I don't know half the people here.
Happy birthday Fede!!
Where are Eva and Ele?
In the other room.
It's so true, he has shitty hair.
Yes, but I love him for his flaws too.
Come on, let's make him jealous.
What are you doing?
I'm checking if you're still a virgin, love.
From my boobs?
Sure. There's a difference.
Definitely not a virgin.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, isn't your brother gay?
Of course he is.
Or did you change your mind?
I haven't, what about you?
You'd look cute with your roommate.
The portuguese girl?
Yes, the portuguese girl!
I'm jealous.
I'll be right back.
Eva, what about the gift?
We'll give it to her later.
Marti!
Where the fuck were you?
I was downstairs with the others, sorry.
How boring! Come dance with us!
Yeah, I'll check with them.
Dance with me in the meantime.
It's a bit hard, I'm holding the beers.
Let's drink them then!
That was the idea.
I love you so much!
I love you too.
I love you so much Marti!
Oh! Oh! Oh! What are you doing?
Why?
How much did you drink?
I'll see you later, I'll go check the others.
Yeah, yeah, go to Gio, go.
Go ahead.
Hello?
No. No, no, no, I'm not the owner.
I don't know.
Bye.
Occupied!
Open up assholes, I'm holding the beers.
Nice, nice, nice!
Nice!
Thanks.
Wait.
Pass this.
Thanks.
Oh, so? To Federicona (big Federica)?
Happy birthday. To Federicona (big Federica).
Happy birthday.
So... is the argentinian here?
No, her friends are.
Which ones?
The clingy, tall one...
Covitti?
Covitti, right.
Hot.
Yep. Yes.
I mean, hot...
Come on, Marti.
Bro, Covitti! Covitti is hot, come on!
The others?
There's
the girl that was stuck for 6 hours in the elevator last year.
Polidoro.
Polidoro!
She's hot too.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh!
Have you seen Polidoro's boobs?
Nothing special.
You've become really hard to please!
She has nice boobs!
I'm hard to please just because I don't wanna make out with ugly girls?
Come on, Polidoro is not ugly.
More or less.
More or less, come on bro.
Tell us who you like.
The argentinian.
No shit! Very good!
You asked me.
An available one, one that's not impossible to get.
I don't know then.
We know bro.
What the fuck are you laughing at?
We're gonna stuff you with beer,
we're gonna put you in a room with Federicona,
with a spoon.
You're out of your mind!
As a birthday gift!
Don't touch me.
Not to be a Scrooge, but you still owe me 20 euros.
True. You're right. Here.
20 euros for what?
10 for the gift and 10 for the pot.
10 for the pot. For this shit?
What are you doing bro?
It's for the service bro.
Ah! The service, right.
The risk of getting it and carrying it around the guards and their dogs.
Let's do something nice.
Take this 5 euros.
Enjoy.
I'm taking the risk.
He got you bro.
Occupied!
Can I use the bathroom please?
Use the other one.
There's a couple having sex.
We're very sorry.
Seriously, I need to pee.
It took us 2 hours to get this bathtub, we're not leaving.
I'm peeing my pants.
Use the sink in the kitchen.
You know what you remind me of?
What?
A frog.
A frog?
Yes, a frog. Has anybody told you before?
No.
Frogs are nice.
They serve them fried at chinese restaurants, very nice!
I believe you, but now leave me the bathroom.
What's in it for us?
What would you like?
Do you know the argentinian?
Yes.
Introduce us.
I don't think she's coming today.
We're not leaving then.
Whatever. I'm peeing.
No, no, wait, wait, alright!
Wait, I get it!
We'll leave you the bathroom
but you have to pick
the one you like most of us
and make out with him.
Ok.
Not you.
Not you.
Alright, I get it.
Thank me later bro.
How long does it take? Would you hurry?
Should we go? Yeah, I'll pee first.
You pig!
Can I help you?
No.
Let me help you otherwise you'll burn yourself.
You don't have to.
Come on.
Didn't we make a deal?
Didn't you have to erase that wall?
You promised me we'd go out in September.
But then I found out you're leaving for England for 6 months.
It's not my fault I got picked.
Be careful.
I'm careful.
How's it going there?
It's going well.
I thought it always rained and the food was shitty.
You can also learn English.
They say it's useful.
Really?
When are you going back?
Tomorrow morning.
Fiumicino?
No, Ciampino.
Too bad.
Had you left from Fiumicino
we could have gone to the beach.
My brother is taking me anyway.
What's that?
It's alright, it's my birthday.
Guys, it's the police. Let's go, come on.
Marti! Where the fuck are you?!
Coming!
Guys they're here too.
Chill.
Too risky, it's not ok guys.
Excuse me.
Where are you going?
Home.
Were you at the party?
No. What party?
You weren't invited?
Did you drink or smoke?
No, no. He's a teetotaler.
Come with me to the car.
Can you check an ID?
Right away.
Wait here.
Guys, wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Stop!
Run!
I'm dying.
Guys.
I gotta tell you something.
What?
The pot.
I hid it on the balcony.
You had nothing?
Nothing at all.
Why didn't you tell us.
I tried.
Fuck you!
Bro, I'm sleeping at your place.
Bro, it's actually a problem cause my mum is a bit crazy right now.
I don't mind.
If I get home now,
my dad kills me.
Fine.
Thank you.
Where are you?
Here.
Why?
Cause you sleep like a walrus and you pushed me off the bed.
Come here bro, we fit here.
We're awake already.
It's mine, can you get it?
It's Eva.
Hello?
Hey Marti.
Hi.
Did I wake you?
No, I'm with Giovanni.
We're about to have breakfast.
Oh, ok.
I'll talk to you later then.
Ok, bye.
Bye.
What did she want?
Nothing, art notes.
Ok.
Did she tell you anything?
About what?
We met.
I kind of hit on her.
I didn't know.
I actually made a fool of myself.
Why? What did she tell you?
That she didn't want to...
That she wants to be alone...
These kind of stuff...
I'm sorry.
Is it her?
No, it's Covitti.
Ahh, she texts you huh?
No, she followed me on Instagram.
You like her huh? You pig.
She just followed me on Instagram.
You're awake.
Hi!
Hi.
No we talk in our sleep.
Gio, are you eating with us?
Why not?
What's for lunch?
There's not much actually, but I can go down to Samir.
Maybe get-
Roasted chicken?
With potatoes.
Good!
Roasted chicken.
Not if you eat it 4 times a week.
Well, I never eat it so it's perfect.
No problem.
You should come by more often.
Gladly.
-I wanted to apologise for last night. I was a bit drunk. I'm sorry.-
Come on bro.
You could help her by not treating her like shit.
What did I say?
Can I make some coffee?
-Don't tell Gio.-
I think we're out.
We have infusions though.
We're going to the café.
Guys, you don't know what happened to me yesterday.
You put an egg in the microwave again bro?
No, guys.
You know the girl my mum tutors?
The cross-eyed girl with big boobs?
No, the one with braces and regular boobs.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
We made out guys!
Nice bro!
Nice!
Do you have a picture?
No she's ugly bro.
She's not ugly.
Forget about the picture,
I still haven't told you the most important part.
If it's dirty details of yours I don't wanna know.
No bro, come on tell us!
So...
she didn't have
the thing, the...
the thingy, what's it called, the clitoris.
What are talking about?
Guys I swear, she didn't have it!
Did she tell you?
I found out on my own, I was down there for 15 minutes-
She would've told you.
Bro, do you even know what a clitoris is?
-Dad: How are you? Do you want to come at our place for dinner on Wednesday?-
Bro, I watched a tutorial of 20 minutes on Youporn
on how to go down on her
-Martino: I can't-
and I swear she didn't have the thingy-
Hi!
Hi. Hi.
Did you hear the great news?
About the girl without a clitoris?
No, about the new radio managers.
Who are they?
You're looking at them.
No.
Wow guys, it's a great responsibility.
Congratulations!
Yes, I know.
There's the first reunion on Thursday.
We made the musical piece, the horoscope, the great historical figures...
Would you be interested?
Yes, but we had that thing on Thursday...
An all-day thing...
I think you'll change your mind very soon.
Let's go.
Yeah, ok.
Bye! Bye.
She scares the shit out of me!
Relaxing joint at my place before studying?
You bought the weed right?
Not yet bro.
I'm working on it.
Hey rays of sunshine!
How are you?
Hey.
How did it end with the police the other night? I heard it was a mess.
It went pretty well.
They wanted to call my parents, but I started crying,
I threw away all the booze and promised I'd never drink again.
They pitied me.
Good.
It's cute that you worry.
Cute.
Look, I think I lost a necklace
on your balcony.
It's possible, I found all sorts of things after the party.
Even a drill.
Who brings a drill to a party?
Look...
I was thinking I could come by your place.
Everything alright?
Yep.
Sure, you can come for lunch if you want.
No, no it's fine. I don't wanna bother you.
I have lots of studying to do anyway.
I have to study too, we can study together in the living room!
My parents aren't home.
-Sana: I have your weed, idiot-
A guy just texted me, maybe he has it.
-Martino: what? give it to me-
What's he saying?
Wait.
-Sana: No-
It seems like he doesn't want to give it back.
No! Who is he?
It's best if I don't tell you, I don't want to involve you.
I think I know who it is.
Really?
He's a friend of my brother.
I could talk to him and tell him to give it back.
Thank you, how nice of you.
You're welcome.
It'd be nice if you and your friends came to the first radio reunion.
I'm not joking.
Let me know what he says.
Wait, are you not coming?
No, it's fine, there's no need. Maybe another time.
Thanks.
Bye girls.
Bye!
I was this close!
Holy shit, this close!
I was choking!
Yes, I saw you were choking!
Restart it.
I already did.
It was working before.
I know.
Try again.
Isn't there another wi-fi connection?
Wait.
Yeah there is.
It's called "wefuck"
It's password protected.
Try "whynot".
Come on!
Try again.
Hi!
How are you?
Good, how are you?
Let me see how it's going.
Yeah, look.
Do you see it?
Silvia, how are you?
Good! Good, good, good.
What? Hello?
Would you like a piece of cake?
I can't hear you...
No, we can't hear you.
Ele, try setting it lower.
Nooo!
My phone is dead so.
I finished my data connection.
Me too.
Do you have any data left?
Guys, she's doing it on purpose.
Just leave her be.
She's asked us to be the international correspondant.
I can imagine.
When are your friends coming?
They should be on their way, I don't know.
You have it right?
We'll talk about it when they get here.
Shall we start?
Let's wait 5 minutes.
Ok, do you want to try again?
Yeah, let's try again.
-Martino: where the fuck are you? It's starting-
-Elia: can't make it-
-Luca: me neither-
-Martino: fuck you need to come, I'll explain later-
Hi, sorry we couldn't find the room.
No worries, thanks for coming. Do you want some cake?
Yeah, thanks.
May I?
Sure.
Guys, a slice is missing.
I'm not eating anyway.
You sure?
Yes, yes.
Ok, Fede, Sana.
So, welcome to Radio Osvaldo
which takes the name from this plushie
we found in this room.
Here it is.
Say hi.
Hi Osvaldo.
Hi Osvaldo.
Take it.
Ok, welcome and thanks for being here despite the time.
As you all know,
the radio got suspended last year
because of that episode involving Chicco Rodi.
His tutorial on how to get inside the school at night.
To avoid stuff like this,
I promised the principal we'd hand in
a code of conduct that
I'd like to discuss with you step by step.
Really?
No, I can't do it.
First rule: respect...
for others...
Sorry I got a call...
Hello?
Wait I can't hear you, I'll move, just a sec...
Just a second...
Hello? Yeah, right, I know...
No, no, no, I agree, it can't be done, no...
Not like this, not like this.
It's impossible.
The fuck is that?
Blah, blah, fuck you!
Test, test, 1, 2, 3.
Welcome guys from Radio Osvaldo,
and this is the course on how to grow own marijuana in your closet.
A course that was greatly requested by our director Silvia Mirabella,
who we thank.
This course has the aim-
Why did you stop?
I wasn't recording I was just fooling around.
That's a shame.
Cool place, right?
Yeah, the problem's not the place.
And what is?
The carrot cake that needs 100 glasses of water to be swallowed.
Or the 525 words that make up the code of conduct.
You counted all of them?
Of course.
Is that the balcony?
Yes, but I think it's closed.
Do you think I can find how to get there if I watch Chicco Rodi's tutorial?
I guess.
But I'm out of data.
I have this.
Really modern, huh?
What if we tried to go anyway?
Can I?
Should we try going up?
Yep.
There you go.
I hope it's open.
You think it's closed?
My goodness.
Fuck, it's so cool.
So beautiful.
Is that San Giovanni?
Those towers over there.
Yes, it is.
Well, I'm gonna smoke.
Did you already know Silvia?
Not very well. She's a good friend of a friend of mine.
Who?
The redhead, Eva.
Thanks.
You don't seem very happy about this radio thing.
Long story.
Do you have anything better to do?
No, but I guess we'll have to go back at some point.
That sucks!
You're not happy either...
I've never done school-work rotation
I thought this would be better than
cleaning some fast food bathroom.
Do you still believe that?
No.
What class are you in?
5B.
I've never seen you.
I was at Virgilio last year.
Here you are!
Hey.
Didn't know you came here.
Do you come here often?
Sure.
What are they talking about inside?
They're finishing up the schedule, they sent me looking for you.
We'll be right there.
Aren't you going to introduce us?
Yeah, sure, he's...
Niccolò.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Emma.
You're in the same class as my brother right?
You have a weird surname.
What's your surname?
Fares.
A bit weird.
Who's your brother?
Marco Covitti.
Ah ok.
You're nicer.
Of course.
Should we go back inside? They're waiting for us.
I'm pretty sure they can go on without the two of us for a while.
We'll finish this and come back.
I'll stay too, you've convinced me.
May I?
Sure.
Thanks.