Rugrats (2021-…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Second Time Around - full transcript

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[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

[whimpers]

♪ ♪

[frog croaks]

[giggles]

♪ ♪

[car horn honks]

Ta-da!

Whoa!



- [laughs]
- Whoa!

Aw!

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[grunts]

They said it was imposter-ble
to bring them back to life.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Tommy, this place
isn't even on the map!

Shh, we don't want to scare
them with any loud noises.

[splat]

Phillip.

- Wasn't me, Lillian.
- It was my foot.



[flatulence] That was my butt.

- Okay, you guys.
- Glad y'all had fun.

Time to go home!

[thudding]

[gasps]

Uh, you know the stuffs
in my Mr. Tippy Cup

is not supposed to shake, right?

[dramatic music]

The ground's not supposed
to shake neither!

[birds cawing]

[gasps]

♪ ♪

- Hurry!
- Go, go, go, go!

♪ ♪

Guys, I'm not exactly sure,

but I think I losted the key.

Yep, I'm sure.

You losted the key?

Tommy Pickles, the
driver has one job!

I guess we're getting eated.

Yep, nice knowing everybody.

Get eated by a dinosaur?

Not today!

Run!

I didn't know we could leave.

[grunts] Run!

But, guys, Tommy's not
good at running yet!

[thud]

[all gasp]

[growling]

♪ ♪

- Hang on, everybody.
- This might work!

Let's go, junior carpenter!

♪ ♪

Hold on to your bottles!

Tommy, I think now
might be a good time

to go faster!

Don't worry.

It says right here...

Stuffs in the mirror are
furtherer than they appear.

[growling]

Maybe it said closerer!

Oh, for feet's sake!

That's why the little kids
should leave the reading

to the grown-ups!

Aah!

[tires squealing]

♪ ♪

Aah!

♪ ♪

[grunts] Aah!

Reptar overboard!

Tommy, stop!

[tires screeching]

[grunts] I'll save you, Reptar!

[gasps]

♪ ♪

At least you won't
get crushed alone.

[roars]

[laughter]

- Look!
- We founded a hamster ball.

♪ ♪

[gasps]

We'll be okay.

What's safer than
a hamster ball?

[both screaming]

Somebody wants their toy back.

♪ ♪

[sneezes]

- [roars]
- Aah!

I don't s-suppose you're
here to give me a t-tissue.

- [roars]
- Tommy!

Over here, Tree-Rex!

Good job, junior carpenter!

- Go on, Chuckie.
- I'll distract him!

You're a natural...

Hurry, Chuckie!

Tommy's screwdriver
is getting sleepy!

[slowed] Never give up...

[gasps]

Be nice, Tree-Rex. Be nice.

[roars]

You dumb babies!

- Aunt Didi!
- Angelica!

Did Tommy do that?

Yes, he did, Aunt Didi.

Babies are so mean.

Tommy, that wasn't very nice,

and we don't waste Mommy's milk.

- Come on, Cynthia.
- These babies are beneath us.

I'm getting diaper rash
just looking at 'em.

[upbeat music]

[grunts]

Football and deviled eggs?

And it isn't even my birthday.

Mmm. Go long, boys!

How long is long, Betty?

Aah!

And he's down.

Chas, how many
fingers do you see?

One more than our eighth-grade
wood shop teacher.

The wrong guy to teach
us table saw safety.

Honey, this could be serious.

[sniffs]

Is it me, or does
this egg smell off?

[sniffs] It's you.

Oh, good.

♪ ♪

- Who wants spring cheese?
- I'll take that!

And what about mushy taters?

Hand 'em over.

- Phil!
- Oh, sorry, Chuckie.

Forgotted my manners. Want some?

Ooh, these bones
look like Spike food!

Fetch, Spike!

[grumbling]

Hey, you tinkleheads!

You better not have
eated all the good food!

Uh, Phil has some mushy taters.

You're gonna get in big trouble!

What am I saying?

You get away with stuff
just 'cause you're babies.

Life is so unfair.

[somber music]

All right, let's head on home.

- What a lovely day that was.
- Today was good!

I'm sure glad we
sprayed for ticks.

[whimpers]

[scary music]

♪ ♪

- It's okay, Chuckie.
- He can't hurt you.

He's way out on that island.

Come on. Let's be
brave guys together.

Aah!

Starting now.

♪ ♪

[car horn honks]

Double shot,
full-fat, triple whip,

and three sweeteners for Jen Z.?

[silly music]

[camera shutter clicks]

Make sure to tag us!

- Hi, Betty!
- Deed, Chazzie!

- What's shaking?
- Betty!

Hey, I don't mean to alarm you,

but the twins are
playing with mud.

Chas, after the morning
I had with them,

be thankful it's mud.

Guys, I've 'cided something.

My daddy says I'm brave,

so I'm gonna start being brave.

But would a brave Chuckie
still be a Chuckie?

Nope, not possible.

Hey, if Chuckie says
he's gonna be brave,

he's gonna be brave.

You guys can stop talking
like I'm not heres.

Okay, let's play
pirate adventure

so you can practice.

But we're playing coffee shop.

And I'm the "pasty" chef.

That sounds like a nice game.

How can you practice being
brave playing coffee shop?

- How about pirate coffee shop?
- Argh!

[laughs]

Take your seats
here, scabbywags.

Here are your captain-chinos!

[grunts]

[accordion music]

And here's your pirate pasties!

M-argh!

Um... do you have any
pasties without mud?

No such thing! Eat up, mateys.

But some peoples don't
likes to eat mud, Lillian.

Tell her, Tommy.

- What?
- You eated it?

Is it good?

Mmm, yummy.

- Try it, Chuckie.
- No, thank you.

The landblubber
won't eat my pie.

Phillip!

Sorry, it was the
pirate talking.

I thought you wanted to
play pirate coffee shop

so you could learn to be brave.

I do.

I'm a brave pirate boy,

so I'm gonna eat this pie,

but I don't think
I'm gonna like it.

I'm a brave pirate.

I'm gonna eat a little mud.

Brave pirates eat mud.

[whimpers]

Argh?

[gags, coughs]

I did it!

And it was only a
little terrible!

Lookee, a worm in Chuckie's pie.

That pie should
probably cost extra.

It's only part of a worm.

Where did the other part go?

Into your tummy, silly.

[gasps]

[dramatic music]

I eated a worm?

[soft music]

[laughter]

Breathe deeply.

Let it out slowly.

Feel your arms
float to the clouds.

Just follow along with Grandpa.

Pretend you're coloring the
sky with your favorite crayon.

Mine's periwinkle,

mainly 'cause it's just
plain fun to say "winkle."

It's also fun to
embrace the silence.

[doorbell ringing]

Push back the distractions
that prevent peace of mind.

Let someone else
answer the bell.

Someone? Anyone?

Ah, for the love of...

Hold that pose.

I don't need any magazines,
and I'm not switching churches.

Oh, Angelica, it's
you! How about a hug?

- Later, Grandpa!
- I got a 'mergency.

Dad, what happened
to the doorbell cam

I installed for you?

Turns out I'm more of a
face-to-face kind of guy.

[crash]

[coughs]

Whew!

Hey, big bro!

Whoa, that's on fire again!

That was a big one.

Why don't you invent a door cam

that Dad will actually use?

Will you two stop?

I don't need any of
your digital garbage.

Not the doorbell, not
the seniors dating app

you put on my phone.

What's wrong with
Silver Beagles?

Every time I go to
check the weather,

up pops a picture of a
granny tending her tomatoes.

Let's make a deal, shall we?

You boys don't interfere
with my technology,

and I won't tell you that
you're being overgrown kids.

Were we just insulted
by a Silver Beagle?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Phil!
- Our ball!

Not again!

I guess I'm stronger
than I smell.

[whimpers]

[somber music]

♪ ♪

What's the matter, Chuckie?

Oh, it's just life, Tommy.

It's so hard.

The one time I try to
be brave, I eats a worm.

It was only part of a worm.

I'm just gonna sit here and
not be anything "differenter"

than I always am.

Well, then I'll sit here, too.

[sighs] Thanks, Tommy.

You know, it's kind of nice
here in the peas and quiet.

[tires squeal]

[barks]

[tires screech]

Is there a doctor in the house?

Oh, yeah, me.

Angelica, everybody knows
a kid can't be a doctor.

I guess you haven't seen
my Doc McDingaling bag

with official sticker.

You only get this stuff
if you're a real doctor.

My mommy is a real doctor, and
she doesn't have a sticker.

Eh, she probably stuck it
on a shoe or something,

then walked all over it.

Now, listen up!

We're gonna play hospital,

and Susie and Finster are
gonna be my first sick people.

And Phil and Lil... whose
idea was it to invent babies?

Here, you two are
gonna be my nursers.

Spike, you be the tool cleaner.

Aw, I wanted to do that.

What can I be, Angelica?

You'll be my sweat wiper.

And I wanted to do that.

[pop]

Nursers, hand me
my tongue stick.

[groans]

Open up!

But that was in Phil's diaper!

Ah, everyone thinks
they're a doctor.

Now say "ahh."

Aah!

[upbeat music]

I got to say, Betty,

I wasn't sure about
moving in with Stu's dad,

but now I don't know
what we'd do without him

to watch all of our kids.

Oh, the man's a saint.

Without him, I'd never
get in my 10,000 steps.

800? Be faster to just walk.

I'm working on a special order

for a new mom with quadruplets.

What do you think?

Throw some clip-on
bottles on there,

and you'll make her day.

- [phone rings]
- Hey, honey!

Deed, you're not
gonna believe it.

Should I be worried?

No, unless you're afraid
of facing your past.

I do have that one ex-girlfriend

who still kind of scares me.

Ready for it?

Our favorite band of all time
is getting back together!

It can't be...

Do not joke about this, Stuart.

- Oh, yeah!
- Y2K!

This is big.

I got to cancel all
my piccolo students.

And we are so gonna be there.

- Oh, I'm just so excited!
- Yep, and I got the tickets!

Quiet, Spike!

Skilled sturgeon at work here.

This is not good,
not good at all.

Doctor Angelica, I have been
waiting here a long time.

- Ow!
- Tough luck!

I got Finster on the table.

I got to figure
out what's wrong,

and trust me, with him,
there's a lot wrong.

It's 'cause I eated
a worm, isn't it?

You ate a worm?

[gasps] Only part of a worm.

[serious music]

Hmm.

♪ ♪

Once, I eated a watermelon seed,

and I thought my tummy
was gonna 'splode,

but nothing happened then.

[gasps, clicks tongue]

Oh, this is way worser than
any old watermelon seed.

Chuckie, I'm sorry
to say you've got...

Wormy-Oliosis.

What is that?

Well, first you'll get
all long and slimy,

and then you'll turn into a
worm who has to live in dirt.

- No fair!
- Lucky!

But, Doctor Angelica,

can't you fix his Wormy-Oliosis?

If only I could, Tommy,

but there's no cure.

Well, got to go!

I'll send you my bill.

And I don't take pennies!

[soft music]

"And then the leopard,
ever so sassy,

"swallowed a warthog
who was even more gassy.

"That happens to warthogs
who have lizards for brunch,

"and lizards who eat birds
have double the punch.

"And when birds eat the frogs
that have finished the slugs,

"not to mention the fish eggs,

all that's left are the bugs."

Why would Aunt Linda
recommend this book?

Sweet dreams, pal.

[creaking]

[whimpers]

- [caws]
- Aah!

Aah!

Whoa, whoa!

Aah!

Hello?

Anybody?

This isn't the
clown dream, is it?

♪ Gonna go fishing ♪

♪ Gonna need some bait ♪

♪ A juicy little worm boy ♪

♪ Will do just great ♪

- Aah!
- [grunting]

Oof!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Aah!

Narrator: After the worm boy
sheds his favoritest arms

with its favoritest
hands and fingers,

he can no longer hug his
daddy or pick his nose.

♪ ♪

It's here in the yucky dirt

that the sad worm boy
lives a solitary existence,

eating only bits
of rotten fruit...

I might be a worm,
but I'm not a aminal!

The worm boy then produces
a nutrient-rich poop

that helps the garden to grow.

And now you're
talking about my poop?

Yes, because that's
all worms do.

Except, of course, when
they're wiggling away

to avoid becoming
someone's lunch.

♪ ♪

Down here!

It's me, Chuckie!

♪ ♪

Cacaw, cacaw, cacaw!

Aah!

[whimpers]

♪ ♪

Aah!

And that's when my
daddy woked me up

and said I was
having a bad dream.

That was the scariest
dream I ever hearded.

Does my elbow look
like a frog butt?

- [grunts]
- Shh!

Oh, my daddy doesn't understand.

It's not just a bad dream,
it's a bad everything!

I'm doomed!

I'm gonna turn into a worm boy.

Chuckie, you don't have to hide!

Yes, I do, Tommy!

If I have to change
into a worm boy

and live in the ground
where it's dark,

I might as well start practicing

for worm life right now.

Guys, this is bad.

We gots to help Chuckie.

You're right, Tommy.

Let's go get him some worm food.

We'll be right back, worm boy.

Now, Pop, for while we're
at the concert tonight,

I've put together a little
child-care cheat sheet.

You know, feeding
schedules, menu plan,

dangerous plant life to avoid.

- This section...
- Didi.

I know how to take care of kids.

Nothing gets past me.

They should have
called me Lou Potato

'cause I got eyes in
the back of my head.

It's just that I've
never left Tommy

for an entire evening,

and you're a 70-year-old
taking care of 6 children

all under the age of 3,

which is probably a
felony in some states.

You know what? I'll
just stay home.

No, you won't.

I insist you go to that concert.

You deserve a night
out with your friends.

Okay, thanks Pop, but
I'll leave the book here

just in case.

Oh, but you shouldn't
leave the fridge door open.

It's dangerous for the babies.

[upbeat music]

Remember, darling, no
driving on Grandpa's carpet.

Those musty shag rug fibers

will ruin your shiny new wheels.

Oh, hey, everyone!

I wish we could
stay. Not really.

Sorry, I'm on an
honesty cleanse.

Let's go, Drew. Jonathan's
circling the block.

Remind me to tell him he's
not getting that raise.

This cleanse is freeing.

You two aren't coming
to the concert?

I thought you and
Y2K went together

like hydrogen and fluoride.

Oh, the periodic
table is comedy gold.

Save the science jokes
for the classroom.

Oh, we're going to the concert.

We'll see you there.

Reserved seats at the
front of the stage.

Now, Drew, it's
rude to tell people

about the fantastic
perks that come

with me being City
Councilperson.

He forgot to mention
the after-party passes

and complimentary tote bag.

Bye!

I didn't vote for her.

Sorry, honesty cleanse.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

[giggling]

[grunts]

Ow!

Who hitted me with a carrot?

It was Lil.

Let's play something
asides feed the worm.

Chuckie, want to
play roll the ball?

- Nope!
- How 'bout hide and sneak?

Nope.

Or guess what's
new in my diapie?

Phillip!

What?

I looked in my
mommy's medicine book,

and I founded the cure
for Wormy-Oliosis.

This man has all kinds
of worms inside his body,

and it says he was
gonna turn into a worm.

Just like Chuckie.

- But don't worry.
- There's a cure.

The man got a dinosaur tooth,

and used it to wish
away the worms.

- Now he's happy.
- Wow!

Chuckie, you don't have
to turn into a worm boy.

Really, Tommy?

'Cause I'd do anything,
anything at all,

not to be a worm boy.

Great, then alls you gots to
do is get a dinosaur tooth.

Oh, is that all?

♪ ♪

Hey, Lou, can't thank you enough

for looking after the kids.

How are you gonna
keep 'em entertained?

- Three words...
- Homemade happiness.

- That's two words.
- Right.

Homemade happiness cookies.

Cookies?

My poor baby, I'm
sorry I'm leaving you!

When you get older,
tell your therapist

this was your father's idea.

- Deed, chill.
- It's one night out.

- What could happen?
- Oh, boy.

All right, all right.
Didi, we got to go.

- Bye, pups.
- I love you so much!

- Daddy loves you.
- We love you.

Have fun!

- [sighs]
- I thought they'd never leave.

Are you really making
cookies just for me, Grandpa?

Sorry, kiddo, but in
Grandpa's Cookie Republic,

everybody gets their share.

- Share?
- Yep.

Keep an eye on the munchkins
while I get started.

Grandpa's 'Public
isn't fair, Cynthia.

We're not sharing any cookies,

especially not with
those walking diapies.

Angelica, we need
a dinosaur tooth.

Do you know where
we can get one?

Dinosaur tooth? What for?

To cure Chuckie's Wormy-Oliosis.

See?

I founded it right here in
my mama's medicine book.

I'll have these cookies
done in no time...

Ow!

They'll be worth
the wait... promise!

I do know where you can find
a dinosaur tooth, Tommy.

In the park, but
you better hurry

because Finster's gonna turn
into a worm boy any minute.

In fact, he's looking
kind of slimy already.

Here, take my car.

But you said if we
ever touched your car,

you'd bite off our fingers.

- I say a lot of things.
- Do you want the car or not?

And the pre-softened butter...

The babies are playing a game,

so I 'cided to leave them alone.

Being alone builds character.

I once spent 15 days all
by myself in the woods...

Or was it 15 hours?

Whew, that was one bad shiitake.

Grandpa, your stories are weird.

I'm gonna go check on the babies

and make sure they're,
uh, acting like babies.

Right on, daffodil.

This dough's gone rogue!

- Silver Beagles.
- [smooches]

[dog howls, barks]

Hey, what's this, Cynthia?

Looks like a grandma store.

Ooh! That one has pink hair.

♪ ♪

I sure hope this is
gonna work, Tommy.

- Don't worry, Chuckie.
- Just keep being brave.

Whoa, is that the coolest
thing you've ever sawed?

No, that'd be my
belly button fuzz.

You know how to drive, Tommy?

Sure, I watch my mommy
do it all the time.

Okay, guys, buckle up!

We gots a date with a dinosaur.

[upbeat music]

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

Oops.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

[all screaming]

[tires squealing]

Those were fragile! Whoa!

This would be really scary
if my eyes were open.

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

Tastes like toilet paper.

[coughs]

This is so much fun!

Susie, your idea of
fun and my idea of fun

are three different things.

[horns honking]

Whoa!

Silver Beagles.

Heavens. Hello, mustache man.

Finally! So many questions.

Aw, now we'll never
learn how to lay a egg.

[laughter, horn honks]

♪ ♪

- Hi!
- Aah!

♪ ♪

Aah!

Aah!

♪ ♪

Tommy, are you even
trying to slow down?

I don't know how!

I bet this will do it.

She's fierce. She's fashion.

She's serving up some sassin'.

She's Cynthia!

[phone chiming]

Doesn't Grandpa got any
pictures of me in this phone?

[phone rings]

Uh-oh. Aunt Didi.

Angelica, have
you seen my phone?

- You left it in here!
- I'll bring it.

To answer, just press
the little green dot.

No duh, Grandpa.

Hi, Aunt Didi!

Oh, hi, Angelica.

Grandpa Lou let
you use his phone?

I'm just answering for
him 'cause he's busy.

See?

Hey, Didi. How's the show?

Bringing back those
rocking memories?

Is everything okay, Pop?

Ah, sure, just me raging
against the machine.

Are the kids behaving at least?

Not a peep out of 'em.

Could I just say hello to Tommy?

You bet.

Sweetie, go show Aunt
Didi what Tommy's doing.

Uh, gee, Grandpa,
that sounds hard.

I'm only three.

Oh, um, what button
do I push to show you?

- No buttons.
- Honey, don't push a button...

♪ ♪

Hey, there's my mommy.

Angelica!

All: Hi, Tommy's mommy!

[doorbell rings]

I'll get it!

You stay in the kitchen
where you can't see nothing!

Yeah, that's Grandpa's
little helper!

Hello, Lou.

I was delighted
to get your reply.

Please tell me you're not Lou.

- You mean Grandpa?
- Oh, he's making me cookies.

Capricorn rising, and he bakes?

[phone vibrating]

It's Aunt Didi again.

Deed, hurry!

The opening band's starting,
and they won't be playing long.

They only had one hit.

Cynthia, we may have
to make a run for it,

after we get a cookie.

♪ ♪

[gasps]

♪ ♪

[howls]

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

[soft music]

♪ ♪

Well, uh, let's park here.

Don't forget to lock it.

[car beeps]

[gasps]

Whoa! [Grunting]

[grunts]

♪ ♪

[water gurgling]

I never get tired of that sound.

Tommy, I'm starting to
feel a little wiggly.

How are we gonna get
to the dinosaur now?

On foots 'cause that's
the best way to get close

to a dinosaur.

♪ ♪

Tommy, what if we don't
find the dinosaur before

you know...

I promise, Chuckie,
we'll find him

before anything bad happens.

Through here!

[grunts]

Whoa!

- Look, Chuckie!
- We finally made it!

Oh.

There's the Tree-Rex!

[dramatic music]

I can do this.

[doorbell rings]

You look like that old man
on the fried-chicken box...

But in a dress!

Aren't you an insolent
little creature?

- Bless your heart.
- Why, thank you!

- Seriously?
- I have to start all over?

- Don't worry.
- I'll help you fix them.

I know a thing or
two about a cookie.

It's too dry. You
used too much flour.

The answer is
always more butter.

Where do you want
this one, Grandpa?

Welcome, random lady.

Make yourself at home with
the other random ladies,

all in my demographic.

Angelica, sweetie.

Who are these women?

And why do they keep
coming to our door?

Maybe to help make
cookies faster?

[doorbell rings]

Angelica, I don't know
what's going on, but...

Hello, Lou!

You are a Silver Beagle.

I'm Graham. Ooh,
is tie-dye back in?

I'll take those, thank you!

Huh? Silver Beagle?

Angelica

were you playing
with Grandpa's phone?

Mommy says it's not polite

to talk with your mouth full.

[gulps]

Look, Graham,

I'm afraid there's been
some kind of mistake.

- It's my beard, isn't it?
- I knew I should've shaved.

No, love the beard,

but the closest I came
to barking up that tree

was a mishap at a Save
the Whales dinner.

I hope you understand.

Sure. Keep the flowers.

[gasps]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Angelica, where are the babies?

[gulps]

Who?

Why would you tell me
the babies were okay

when you knew they
weren't even there?

It's all Susie
Carmichael's fault.

She had to show off with
her dumb medicine book.

We're gonna have a
long talk, you and me,

when I'm not so out of breath.

Grandpa, I know I was bad,

but nobody 'spects
me to be an angel.

- Hey, there, Lou.
- You seem like you're in a rush.

You have no idea.

You got room for two
more on that thing?

She's fierce. She's fashion...

[slowed] It's Cynthia...

[dramatic music]

Oh, this bridge is scary,

but so is turning into a worm.

Scary bridge, worm boy.
Scary bridge, worm boy.

Hey, wait for me!

Whoa, he's so much
biggerer up close!

And smellier!

Oh, wait. That's Phillip.

Thank you for noticing.

Lucky for us, he's
got lots of teeths.

He won't miss one, right?

You don't have to
do this, Tommy.

No, I said I'd get
you a dinosaur tooth,

and that's what I'm gonna do!

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

♪ ♪

Careful, he might be slipperies!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

Oh, I can't look.

Aah!

♪ ♪

I'm almost there.

♪ ♪

[triumphant music]

Tommy!

Can you see the teeths?

Yep, there's lots of 'em.

Nice and pointy.

[grunts]

[whimpers]

[groans]

Tommy, come back!

[grunts] I can be a
worm boy if I gots to.

Even if I don't look like me,

and I gots to eat gross stuffs,

just so I can make
poop for the garden,

and I gots to go live in
dirt all alone, it's okay!

But you won't be alone.

If you turn into a worm boy,
we'll still be your friends

'cause you'll still be
Chuckie on the inside.

- Really, Tommy?
- Of course!

Nothing can keep us apart.

Aah!

Aah!

[whimpers]

Hold on!

I'll save you!

Aah! Hurry!

Just, um, hold on!

[dramatic music]

- Tommy!
- Yep, he's a goner.

He was so young.

[grunts]

I got ya, Tommy.

Don't let go!

- Aah!
- [barks]

♪ ♪

[both screaming]

All: Spike?

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

[laughing]

- Yay!
- Best doggie ever!

- He's a hero.
- Good boy!

Thanks, Spike. You saveded us!

And you saveded me!

That's the braveliest
thing a baby ever did.

- Really?
- And look what broked off!

Make your wish!

[soft music]

♪ ♪

I wish that I didn't
have Wormy-Oliosis

so that I can keep
being a Chuckie

and not be a worm boy and
stay with all my friends

and hug my daddy.

Thank you, and the end.

Did it work?

I don't feel wiggly or squiggly!

You're cured!

[cheers and laughter]

[horn honking]

Off we go!

Kids! Thank goodness!

Oh, man, you all
had me so worried.

Oh, thanks, Graham.

Couldn't have done
it without you.

Ooh, I'll text you about
Tuesday night bingo!

- You're on.
- Buh-bye!

♪ ♪

- [huffs] Come on, sprouts.
- Time to go home.

♪ ♪

[barks]

- Not another runaway!
- Spike, come back here!

Spike! You rascal, you...

[breathing heavily]

Kid, don't ever get old.

- Jake?
- Lou?

- Last time I saw you was...
- Yoga Flow and Glow Fest!

[crowd cheering]

I'm Bug, and we are Y2K!

Are you ready to rock?

- I love your hat!
- Whoo!

One, two, one, two, three, four!

♪ The second time
around I saw something ♪

♪ That I must have
missed before ♪

♪ What made you great then
was twice as good now ♪

♪ Who could ask for
anything more? ♪

Of course I'm stuck behind
the world's tallest man

during the most important
show of my adult life... whoa!

Whoo-hoo, I want to
stay up here forever!

♪ It seems like it
was only yesterday ♪

♪ But so much better that
it gives me a thrill ♪

Let's commemorate these
great seats with a selfie!

[phone rings]

Sorry, darling, I
have to take this!

It's the mayor.

Okay, Jonathan. Put her through.

♪ Who could ask for
anything more? ♪

All: ♪ And the Earth
keeps spinning ♪

♪ Spinning like it's
out of control ♪

Stu, thank you for this.

It's so nice to
have one night off.

Does that make me
a terrible mother?

You're kidding, right?

I don't know a better
mother out there.

Is everybody having a good time?

Come on, baby! Let
me hear you sing it!

Yow!

[howling]

- Spikey, come back!
- Whoa!

Whoo, ha ha!

Fans keep getting
younger and younger!

♪ What made you great then
was twice as good now ♪

♪ Who could ask for
anything more? ♪

[laughter]

You call that dancing?

Come on, Cynthia, let's
show 'em a real star.

♪ It seems like it
was only yesterday ♪

♪ But so much better that
it gives me a thrill ♪

- [gasps]
- Pups!

- Angelica!
- Tommy!

Wait, what? Tommy!

♪ Yeah ♪

Yow!

What a show!

I think they've gotten
better over time.

- Bug was on fire!
- Oh, I think I'm in love.

Yes! Wasn't he on...

- You what, now?
- [stammers] With my husband.

I'm in love with my husband.

Pop, I appreciate
that you wanted

to take the babies to the park,

but they really shouldn't
have been out at night

without reflective clothing.

Uh, duly noted.

Jeez, Lou, how'd you have
time to watch the kids

and make three different
kinds of cookies?

I had a little help.

- Tommy?
- Yeah, Chuckie?

I've been thinking.

When we play tomorrow,

maybe I can be the brave one,

and you can be the
not-so-brave one.

Sure, whatever you want.

Or maybe we don't have to worry

about all this stuff so much.

Mm, that sounds nice, too.

[yawns, grunts]

[sighs] Yeah.

♪ ♪