RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race (2020–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Batman Vs. Robin - full transcript

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

The winner of RuPaul's
Secret Celebrity Drag Race,

America's next
celebrity drag superstar...

is...

You didn't think we were gonna
give away the ending, did you?

- Nine celebrities...
- I live to be onstage.

From all walks of life...

It's an exercise
in self-confidence.

Have agreed to leave their
famous identities behind...

People has always known
who I am. I can't hide.

So assuming a new identity
is really exciting for me.



As they fully embrace
the miracle of drag.

This is gonna shock
the hell out of everybody.

Each week, our celebrities

will undergo a wig-to-heel
transformation...

- This is gonna take a minute.
- Oh!

Come on, look
at that booty, girl.

As they put together
a lip sync extravaganza.

One, two.

Bitch, you need
to sissy that walk.

I'm not exactly a boob man,

but hello and hello.

The judges will be looking
for charisma...

Tonight you lit the place up.

Uniqueness...



This is how you can approach
this kind of competition

and win the whole thing.

Nerve...

Learn all the rules,
and then break them.

And talent.

You surprised us.
You surprised your audience.

That's fantastic drag.

The top queens will move on.

Shantay you stay.

The bottom two queens
will face off

in a sudden-death
lip sync for your life...

Oh, my God, that was so good,

I wanna marry it.

That will send one celeb home.

Sashay away.

And our secret celebrities

won't reveal who they are

until the moment
they're eliminated.

Ru-veal yourself!

Helping the queens along the way

are the queen supreme mentors.
Jujubee.

This moment right now
is never gonna happen again.

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

It's giving me a little bit
of prostitute at 3 A.M.

And Monét X Change.

Did somebody call
for a drag mother?

Plus some extra-special
guest stars.

In the end, only one queen

will win $100.000

for their favorite charity...

The craft in drag,

you just study the craft.

That whole thing was a serve.

And be crowned America's
next celebrity drag superstar.

It all starts in 5...

- 4...
- Whoo!

- 3...
- Oh, my God!

2...

1.

Walk.

Now walk.

And what?

Whoo!

Thank you.

Welcome to the season premiere

of RuPaul's Secret Celebrity
Drag Race.

You know, drag
doesn't change who you are.

It reveals who you are.

And our nine secret celebrities
are backstage

tucked and plucked and ready
to let it all hang out.

Now, this ain't
no guessing game,

but we are keeping our
contestants' identities secret

so you can stay laser focused

on their charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent.

Each week, a queen
will be eliminated,

as we search for America's
next celebrity drag superstar.

Before they make
their drag debut,

let's welcome our judges.
Michelle Visage.

And style superstar
Carson Kressley.

All right!

Tonight, category is

I'm Coming Out
First Time In Drag.

Celebrities, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

The winner of RuPaul's
Secret Celebrity Drag Race

will win $100.000
for their favorite charity

and be crowned America's
next celebrity drag superstar.

It's time
to get the show started.

Let's hear it
for our queen supremes.

Brooke Lynn Hytes,

Monét X Change,

and Jujubee.

Jujubee, take off that wig.

No, joking, joking.

Ladykins, as Drag Race royalty,

I've put you in charge

of mentoring
our famous contestants.

So what do you all
have in store for us tonight?

Well, Ru, this week,
we challenged our celebrities

to unleash the drag queen
that lies within deep down.

Ooh.

We have really fallen
in love with these girls,

and we think you will, too.

Really? Have you
consummated the relationships?

Several times.

Oh.

Today.

All right, first up,
let's meet a cougar

who's ready to roar.

Faster, pussycat, kill, kill.

Take a look.

I live to be on stage.

It's my happy place.

I've been a performer literally
since I was four years old.

Drag is stepping
outside of your body

and stepping outside
of your comfort zone.

You have more freedom.

I'm a straight man,
but I'm doing this

because I'm a huge advocate
for the LGBTQ+ community.

Hello, darling.

Hello.

I'm Juju.

What is... what is the drag name?

Poppy Love.

Poppy Love to me
sounds like somebody

ready to express all the love.

All about love.

- It is. It is.
- All about love.

Why do you want
to be a drag queen?

I'm really in touch
with my masculine side

and my feminine side.

I love this opportunity
to get to really go all in.

Okay, it's time to meet Jamal.

You're gonna dance.
I'm gonna make it happen.

Jamal!

Hey, hey, hey.

Jamal Sims has choreographed

some of the most
exciting moments

on Drag Race

and Drag Race Live in Las Vegas.

One, two, Saturday Night Fever.

He's worked with Miley,
Madonna, Mama Ru.

One thing I know
about working with Madonna

is that she don't play.

And now he's gonna help make you

a drag superstar.

Jamal is an incredible
choreographer.

He's gonna push me
to the Nth degree.

And then we're gonna
push back, four.

This is pretty fast.

- Okay.
- I wanna see more attitude,

but that's gonna come
with putting all the drag on.

I think my biggest obstacle

is probably, one,
doing it in six-inch heels.

Fake boobs,
definitely a lot heavier

than I thought they would be.

There they are
in all their glory.

And I've had a beard
for the last 20 years.

I hope that you're a big fan
of moisturizer.

To be performing in drag

in front of the biggest
drag queen in the world,

it's a little intimidating.

But I'm excited
about this song choice

because I feel like
it's the perfect breakout song.

It shows that
she doesn't need anybody.

Hold on to your hats.

You're in for
one hell of a ride.

Oh, wow!

Bitch, werk. Werk!

Werk, bitch.

Oh, my goodness.

Pop the corn
and feed the children.

What a way to start the show.

Let's go to the judges

and find out
what they have to say.

Michelle Visage.

Poppy, you surprised me.

- Thank you.
- I was watching you,

and you fully gave into it.

And that's not easy to do
in dancing shoes,

so when you go ahead
and put on heels

if you're not used
to being in them...

Which I'm not.

And tucked and corseted,

all that stuff is not easy,

and you went full throttle.

That was impressive, Poppy.

Thank you.

All right. Let's move on down
to Carson Kressley.

I have to remind myself

this person's not even
a professional drag queen.

I loved every second of that.

- It was very satisfying.
- Thank you so much.

Thank you.

You know, I just wanna
spend a moment

on your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and tuck

for a second,

because it's on point.

Well, thank you.

Usually, when
a performer's on stage,

I try to sneak a peek
at the dancers.

I never once snuck a peek
at the dancers

while you were on stage.

You're so captivating.

Wow. Thank you.

All right, everybody give it up
for Poppy Love.

If you can't Poppy Love
yourself...

you gotta Poppy Love
somebody else.

Welcome back to RuPaul's
Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

Tonight, category is I'm Coming
Out
First Time In Drag.

Now let's get metaphysical

and meet our next queen.

I've been watching
Drag Race forever.

I grew up listening
to RuPaul's songs.

But I've been performing
since I was a little girl.

People have always
known who I am.

Like, I can't hide,

so assuming a new identity

is really exciting for me.

Hey, bitch.

Hello.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

With Brooke Lynn Hytes
by my side, I've got it made.

What are you most scared about?

I'm nervous about chakras.

- Chakra. That's your drag name?
- Chakra 7.

I love that.

Chakra 7 is
an everywoman superhero.

She protects, she's fierce,
and she wants to win.

Why did you want
to become a drag queen?

I mean, the amount
of talent it takes

to do what you do
is just mind-blowing.

And so to play in that space
was super exciting.

It's gonna be stressful,
it's gonna be hard,

but I think
whenever you get stressed,

just bring yourself back
to that sense of joy.

If you feel it,
they're gonna feel it.

I don't know
what it is about drag

that's making me feel so free

to just be creative
and just have fun,

kind of like how I did
when I was a little kid.

Like, drag is no joke.

Whoa. I love this wig.

The makeup takes hours.

The heels are higher.

I'm just trying to breathe
in my corset.

- No, Miss Lady Ho's.
- Okay.

Let me introduce you
to healer, protectress,

everything magical,

Chakra 7.

Yay!

- Aah!
- Look at her.

She is feeling it.

- Hey, Chakra 7.
- Hello, child.

So this is someone
who is not afraid to perform.

Whether you do it for a living
or you do it in your bathroom,

you are not afraid to do it.

And that is so wonderful,

because we are on
the journey with you.

We're not scared for you.

And what I loved was
you did not miss a nuance

of that lip sync.

From the moment
you started your performance

till the very end,

it was fierce and fabulous.

And the song is all about,
like, female empowerment and joy

and the fierceness of womanhood.

It was fantastic.

You made that song come to life.

It was so much fun.
So much fun.

And I gotta tell you, Chakra 7,

you are every woman

and a few men, too, actually.

How did you feel up there?

I felt powerful.

I felt like I was having fun,

and I just felt
all the love in here.

Yes. Now, in the wise words
of Lil' Kim,

she once said,

you gonna pay extra
for that third eye.

Thank you, Chakra 7,

and can't wait to see more.

Thank you.

I'm thinking it's an actor.

A lot of times
I listen for voices

and hope that guides.

Welcome back to RuPaul's
Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

Up next, let's meet a queen

who's ready to put
the super bass in her walk.

Take a look.

20 years I've
been in show business.

I remained in the closet,
but I'm done with all that.

I grappled with femininity
as an issue a lot.

Now I wanna be able to get
up there and celebrate that.

Watching Drag Race, I've
been dying to just try it.

I'm coming straight out of
the gate as a new performer,

and a new identity.

Who doesn't want an alter ego?

Did somebody call
for a drag mother?

Yes!

So, boo, tell me, why
do you wanna be a drag queen?

Reclaiming the femininity,
reclaiming my pride.

Reclaiming my pride.
I love that.

- Exactly.
- Put it on a t-shirt.

What is your drag name?

Donna Bellissima.

Ooh. Now, bellissima
means beautiful in Italiano.

Right, and Donna means woman.

Oh, all right.

I'm just inspired
by these big brassy bosoms,

loud, exciting women.

The sex appeal oozes out.

How do you feel about padding?

That's, like, one of the things
I'm most excited about,

because I do think that I'm
gonna embody someone different.

Exactly.

I'm trying to be graceful,

but also I love comedy,

and so that is the energy
that I'm serving.

Yes! Look at that booty, girl.

I chose this week's song

because I think
it really embodies to me

the kind of energy that I think
Donna Bellissima possesses.

It's, like,
she may be boy crazy,

but she's still
fully in control.

I'm ready to show the world
Donna Bellissima

to see what it means
to feel and look bellissima.

This one is for the boys
with the booming system.

Top down, AC
with the cooling system.

When he come up in the club,
he be blazin' up.

Got stacks on deck
like he savin' up.

And that's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for.

And, yes, you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho.

I said, excuse me,
you're a hell of a guy.

I mean my-my-my-my,
like pelican fly.

I mean, you're so shy
and I'm lovin' your tie.

You're, like,
slicker than the guy

with the thing on his eye, oh.

Yes, I did, yes, I did.

Somebody please tell him
who the eff I is.

I am Nicki Minaj,
I mack them dudes up.

Back coupes up
and chuck the deuce up.

Donna Bellissima.

Donna Bellissima.

You know, I had
a really good time

watching you
have a good time up there.

I think sometimes people
think it's really serious,

and it's really fun.
That's the whole goal.

As soon as you came out
with that shopping cart,

you gave in.

- Trust the process.
- It was so fun to do it.

Thank you.

I'll tell you who the eff U is.

You was fabulous.

That was so good.

You were in
the grocery store I guess

with my eggplant
and Michelle's melons.

Were they melons?
I'm not sure.

Yeah, there may have been

a little bit of nerves
in the beginning,

but you took us on
a really fun trip.

We all love stories,

and you gave us a story.

I loved when
you had to play limbo

with the big hoagie sandwich.

And all of the choreography,

you didn't miss a beat.

You were fabulous.

Now, when you got into drag,

what was the most
difficult part of this?

I grew up in a very
religious environment,

and I think that you're taught

that being gay and femininity

is something that you need
to, like, squash down

and push inside of you.

But also, it's something
that you can celebrate

and just let out.

And you and this show
have taught me that,

and I'm here to experience that.

Audience, put
your eggplants together

for Donna Bellissima.

Our next queen is here
to light up your life.

Take a look.

I don't think that I could
have ever imagined myself

competing in a drag competition.

As an entertainer
and a performer myself,

drag is just this other artform,

this other identity
that you step into.

This is a new discovery for me,

an exploration and adventure.

How are you, gorgeous?

Yay! Look at you.

- I'm Juju.
- I know who you are.

What is the drag name?

Milli Von Sunshine.

Milli the shiny queen.

This moment right now
is never gonna happen again,

so we need to sit here
and enjoy it

and be the queens that we are.

I wanna celebrate
the art of drag

and bring some happy
positive energy into this world.

You know what I call that?
Good juju.

Milli Von Sunshine,

she's got all the sunshine
and rainbows,

but she's definitely got
a sassy side.

This week's performance
showcases who Milli is:

a little bit of crazy
and a little bit of sweet.

What our dream is

is more psycho attitude
in your face.

There are just so many things

from getting your costume
right...

These are great. This feels
like a very Milli thing.

To learning the dance.

It's not just
the performance elements,

but also then creating
a whole different identity.

- There she is.
- Yes.

Oh, my God.

I think the stakes are high,

but you have to take big risks
to have great rewards.

That's my daughter.
That's right.

That's my daughter.

Milli Von Sunshine.

Hi, Ru.

I think we're gonna
change your name

to Milli Von
nailed the choreography.

So now that we know
how much you can dance

and how you can learn routines,

I can't wait to see how
challenged you are gonna be

by Jamal and the choreography.

So I'm excited about that.

Thank you.

Speaking of sweet psychos,

Carson Kressley.

First of all, I love this look.

I love the dichotomy of,
you know, sweet and psycho.

It's delicious.

Everything was seamless.

It looked easy
and I know it wasn't,

but that's why it was so great.

You made it look
incredibly effortless.

Thank you.

Have you always been able
to dance like that?

Yeah, from a young age
I've been working and dancing.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

How was your first time in drag?

You know, the anticipation
of doing this

for the very first time
is obviously, you know,

it's nerve-wracking.

Bow down to the drag queens
who do this all the time.

This is not easy.

Give Milli Von Sunshine
a big round of applause.

Do you know who that is?

I have been really shitty
getting any of them.

Welcome back to RuPaul's
Secret Celebrity Drag Race

Up next, a queen who's ready
to pop it like it's hot.

Take a look.

I'm super passionate
about what I do.

Professionally,
I'm an expert in my field.

I am not an expert
in this space.

There's something sort of sexy
about the idea

of not being yourself

and sort of stepping into
this other realm.

Hello.

Jujubee is my queen supreme,

my fairy drag mother,

and she has
just been incredible.

What is the drug name?
What is what are we going with?

Jackie Wood spelled W-O-U-L-D.

Like, she would.

She would have the party.

She'll have the after party.

Who would do that?
Jackie Would.

Jackie Would.

Jackie Would,
inspired by Jackie Onassis,

a little bit of Jane Fonda,
a sprinkling some Amy Schumer.

I'd say a little bit of class
and a lot of breasts.

It's time to dance.

Jamal!

This is definitely
the first time

I've done choreographed dancing,

and this is a lofty ask
for Jackie.

Rehearsals has been a struggle.

You could tell that
she was really nervous.

As long as Jackie
is sipping that juice,

we're gonna be all good.

I chose this song

because I really just love
the energy of it.

Performing in drag,

I'm really focusing on
trying to lip sync

and then dancing
while doing that.

Really excited to get out there

and have Jackie Would
show everyone

that Jackie could,

and she could kick some ass
in high-heeled boots.

[music stops\}

What you want me to say?

Good job, baby girl.

Yay!

Ooh, child.

The juice is on the loose.

Hey, Jackie Would.

You know, you could tell you
were nervous in the beginning.

When you let loose,
you were having a good time.

Yes.

Baby has her first juice box

and her first in drag,

and I thought it was really fun.

Thank you, thank you.

- Hi, Jackie Would.
- Hello.

First of all, the visuals
I think look fantastic.

I thought your entrance
was maybe a little bit timid,

but halfway through
that performance,

I think you were
feeling your juice

and you were really
starting to have fun.

You were enjoying it.

Maybe sometimes
you were thinking about

am I doing the right steps?

Just let loose,

because you did that halfway
through and it was spectacular.

Thank you.
I'm having the best time.

I think you did a great job.

Like the other judges said,

there was a little timid
there here and there.

How was your first time in drag?

It's been very
liberating and fun.

I feel like
everyone should do it.

I wouldn't, but Jackie Would.

Give it up for Jackie Would.

Thank you. Mwah.

Would you, Michelle?

- Oh, I always would.
- Oh.

- Okay.
- I'm easy.

Okay.

- We know that.
- Yeah.

Our next queen is here
to remind us

that birds of a feather
do drag together.

Take a look.

I'm an entertainer.

I've done it
for many, many years,

But performing drag?
That's completely daunting.

This is transforming times 10,

but that's what I like to do.

I like to put myself
in the lion's den.

Oh, my God.

Look how fucking gorgeous
and tiny you are.

- Tiny I am.
- You bitch.

- What is your drag name?
- Electra Owl.

Electra Owl.

What's the aesthetic?

Hunger Games,
because I love the idea

- of a little bit of height.
- Yes.

Because I don't have it.

Right now
you literally get to be

whatever you want to be.

You're in the driver's seat.

I'm really looking forward
to the process

because I love
once you get on stage,

you're somebody new.

It's your journey on how
you find this other person,

this other beingness inside you.

So this week I will be
a very sultry flapper

who runs the joint.

Really fucking let them...

Right now you're like,
whoo, party.

And I want...

The song
I think is a great banger.

I want to bring joy
and excitement

and energy to an audience.

I love to call
this the metamorphosis.

Electra Owl is ready to awaken.

Oh, hell, yeah.

Bitch, she is holding.

I am holding.

She's, like, you will
continue to applaud.

Yes.

Electra Owl.

Raising a glass to you,
Electra Owl.

Thank you.

Very comfortable on the stage,

and you kinda have to be
to do this.

I wanted you to enjoy
all the stage with those mens,

and you were enjoying
all the stage with those mens.

Thank you, Michelle.

That was a hoot.
I loved it.

This is so glamorous.

I would say
even have more fun with it

because this is a safe place
for you to have a great time.

So tell me about Electra Owl.

What's the significance of that?

Electricity, passion, power,

nighttime, wisdom, experience.

Yeah.

Now, you know, there were
a few lyrics that got dropped.

What was going through your head
during the performance?

Every drag queen is an artist
in and of themselves.

- Yes.
- They do their own makeup,

their own hair.

I mean, maybe not now,
Ru, but...

And I certainly...

The shade.

No, it's true.

Electra Owl, everybody.

Put your hands together.

Welcome back to RuPaul's
Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

Tonight category is

I'm Coming Out
First Time In Drag.

Up next, a queen who's ready
to let you have it.

Take a look.

I grew up doing television.

I was a child actor.

I'm a huge fan
of the art of drag,

and there's a sense
of confidence

that I don't necessarily know
that I personally possess.

It's an exercise
in self-confidence,

and that's why I'm here.

Hello, hello.

Hi.

Listen, I am your
fairy drag mother

in this experien-say.

Wait. What's the name?

Thirsty Von Trap.

Thirsty Von Trap.

Thirsty Von Trap is hot,

delusional, unbothered.

Drag, it gives you
the permission

to be whatever version
of yourself that you wanna be.

It's aspirational for me.

Did you wear heels
before you ever did drag?

I did, and it's
a completely other animal.

- Like dancing in them.
- Right.

Just like super relaxed.

I'm just walking.

I'm having fun, judges.

Yes. You're a natural
in heels, bitch.

Thanks, mama.

Drag is hard.

How am I gonna move

wearing hip pads on
and the breast plate

and a corset? Oh!

I'm nervous about, you know,

the idea of performing
in front of

the most famous
drag queen in the world.

But there is a sense
of power that you feel

in, like, getting up
into the gay.

Thirsty is coming out,
and she's gonna win.

Rev it up.

Wrap it up.

Girl, you ain't thirsty.

You are drippin'.

Parched.

You lived up

to that Thirsty Von Trap
name, didn't cha?

And you could tell that

this is kind of
the fantasy you wanted to live,

and you played
the whole thing out

from the stripper pole

to doing
the choreography on the mens.

Don't forget
that we're out here.

You got so into it

that we lost your face
some of the time,

and you look so beautiful
I don't wanna lose that face.

But I love the full commitment

to the character,
to Thirsty Von Trap.

Thank you.

Thirsty Von Trap,
your hills are alive.

Period.

That was so entertainting.

My goodness.

This look is so fun.
It all works.

It's the right attitude.

The hair and the makeup work

with that latex
little skirt and leggings.

Super fun. Super enjoyable.

Very fulfilling for me.

Thirsty Von Trap Kardashian.

How was your first time in drag?

I was so, so nervous
to become Thirsty,

but, you know, I was, like,
when's a better time

to get out
of your comfort zone? So...

You know, the stripper pole

isn't to be used
as a sanctuary, Maria.

What is it you can't face?

I was waiting for that.

Give it up for Thirsty Von Trap.

I have no idea who that is.

None.

- Do you?
- No. No.

I feel like I know the voice,

but I don't know from where.

Now let's meet
our next queen bee.

Take a look.

I've had
a very interesting career.

I never thought I'd ever be
in a drag competition,

but I'm at an age now

where I want to do
whatever the hell I want.

So...

Oh, my stars!

So tell me, why do you
want to be a drag queen?

You know what?
It's exciting, it's new,

and I can't wait to see
how fabulous I'm gonna look.

What is your drag name?

Fabulosity.

Ooh, Fabulosity.

Fabulosity, she's a mixture

of all of the grand divas
of the world.

That's what makes her fabulous.

Hi.

- Hey-ey.
- Hi.

What vibe are you looking for
for this performance?

I want it to be playful
and a little funny.

I want to do movements
that I can just normally do.

Not no flips and splits.

Seven, eight, and melt.

Ahh.

You didn't melt this time.

You kind of like trickled.

A little more attitude,
'cause you fine.

The lip sync part
is really scary for me.

If I don't remember
this lyric right,

then I can mess up
the entire thing.

So I'm a little scared,
I have to say.

You're gonna be fabulous.

You're gonna put your Fabulosity
into your makeup,

into the performance,

and we can't wait
to see you on the main stage.

I just can't wait to see

if I'm gonna be
successful at it.

This is gonna shock the hell
out of everybody.

She's fabulous.

She's Fabulosity!

You know I love the music.

This joint right here,

it makes me wanna, ooh!

Girl.

- I love her.
- I love her so much.

Hello, Fabulosity.

That was really fun.

I think my favorite moment

was when you were
walking backwards.

I saw the look of fear
in your eyes.

That that chair
was not going to be there.

And once you sat down,

I was, like, you're okay, girl.

You got this.

And then when you started
doing the choreography

then it lit up,

and then you were there
and you were on fire.

You look beautiful.

Okay.

First of all, that's
a very hard song to lip sync.

-Yeah
-Fine, fine, fine, fine.

They say fine, fine, fine,
like, 7.000 times.

And then there's
another group of singers

underneath
that fine, fine, fine,

saying fine, fine, fine,
at the same time.

And I was like
some of the movement

and some of the dance may
have been a little tentative,

but realize and remember

that you have
the best support team

in the entire drag world
working with you.

Thank you so much.

You know, as I was watching you,

I had the feeling
that this was a song

that you've wanted to lip sync

for a very long time.

Well, it's a song
that my stepdaughter said

was like an example
of what my life was to her,

that it was fine

or that I felt that everything
was wonderful all the time.

Give it up for Fabulosity.

I'd be looking
for the chair, too.

Like, you know, like,
I'm not breaking a hip here.

Welcome back to RuPaul's
Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

Tonight category is

I'm Coming Out
First Time In Drag.

Up next, a queen
who's ready to let you have it.

Take a look.

I feel best when
I'm on stage performing

in front of, like, an arena

or a theater full of people.

I came from music.
I was on a television show.

I'm a big fan of Drag Race,

but I think there's only so much
you can understand as a viewer.

But it's also if the opportunity
terrifies me a little bit,

then I have to do it.

Oh, hi.

- How are you?
- Good.

- Are we on a dating show?
- Are we?

Have you ever
dabbled in dragged before?

- No, I have not.
- Never.

It'll be
an interesting learning curve

for you to, like, look
at people, perform to them.

Like, look at Ru,
look at the judges, you know.

My palms are sweating now.

Yeah, that's great.

What is your drag name?

It is Chic-Li-Fay.

A rebranding if you will.

A rebranding.
We love a rebranding.

This performance is sort
of like a Candyland butt slut.

I chose this song
for this week's performance

because I'll be able
to give the full Chic-Li-Fay,

you know, experience:

the comedy,

the getting low and ho
on the dance floor.

Have you ever attempted to tuck?

- I haven't.
- Take your junk.

You pull it back,
you put on the panties,

and you yank it back.

Oh, my God,
I'm going to be sore tomorrow.

The biggest obstacle
going into this competition

is being able to perform

wearing all the things
she's wearing.

I have to make sure I can
perform in heels and a corset,

and then also just not
completely lose my mind.

But I'm excited about
the first performance.

All the pieces are there.
Put up or shut up.

Enjoy your chicken.

Wow.

Amazing.

Quick question.
How many licks does it take

to get to the center
of Chic-Li-Fay?

If you want to find out,
we can discuss that later.

Eat your heart out, Katy Perry.

Chic-Li-Fay is here.

Like Katy Perry's
whorish younger sister.

Methinks you're no stranger
to dancing in heels,

because that was amazing.

You were twerking
in a tulle skirt,

and we even saw what was
going on with your goodies.

Chic-Li-Fay is definitely
open on Sunday.

Oh, yeah.

You can't really be
I don't think

a professional drag queen
or you wouldn't be here,

but you should be,

because that
was so professional.

The presentation,

the wardrobing, the hair,

the attitude, the showmanship,

working the stage,
working the camera,

working the judges,

it was all
really, really fantastic.

Thank you.

So thank you for representing
the lollipop kids.

Bitch, you turnt it.

The Chic-Li-Fay
that we saw on the stage,

where in your body
was it hiding?

She comes out about 2, 3 A.M.

You know,
and I'm like no, I got...

I can't go out.

- I'm too tired, I'm too old.
- Yeah.

- And then the song comes on.
- Uh-huh.

And you're like, well,

let me get my ass
on this floor and go full out.

Thank you so much.

Give her a big round
of applause, everybody.

She's good.
She's really good.

Yeah, very confident.

Welcome back to RuPaul's
Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

Judges, it's time to decide

who is this week's winner

and which two queens
will lip sync for their lives.

So while the judges and I
deliberate,

let's take one more look
at this week's performances.

Poppy Love.

I have to keep reminding myself

this person's not even
a professional drag queen.

I loved every second of that.

Chakra 7.

You did not miss a nuance
of that lip sync.

Donna Bellissima.

You gave us a story,

and all of the choreography,

you didn't miss a beat.

You were fabulous.

Milli Von Sunshine.

I think we're
gonna change your name

to Milli Von
nailed the choreography.

Jackie Would.

Maybe sometimes
you were thinking about,

you know, doing the right step.

Just let loose.

Electra Owl.

Now, you know, there were
a few lyrics that got dropped.

What was going through your head
during the performance?

Every drag queen is an artist
in and of themselves.

Yes.

Thirsty Von Trap.

I love the full commitment
to the character,

to Thirsty Von Trap.

Don't forget
that we're out here.

Fabulosity.

That's a very hard song
to lip sync.

Some of the movement
and some of the dance

may have been
a little tentative.

Chic-Li-Fay.

Bitch, you turnt it.

Methinks you're no stranger
to dancing in heels,

because that was amazing.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Welcome back, queens.

Now, I just want to say

that you all have been
just wonderful this week.

I know how hard it is.

I know the work
that you put into this.

I know how
your feet hurt right now.

You know, drag is about fun
and expression

and being able
to be the superhero

that lives inside of you.

All right,
now comes the hard part.

Based on
your first time in drag,

I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Chakra 7.

Donna Bellissima.

Milli Von Sunshine.

Thirsty Von Trap.

Chic-Li-Fay.

Queens, you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Poppy Love, con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

- Whoo!
- You're a winner, baby.

Thank you. Thank you.

Is there anything
you'd like to say?

I'm so excited that I get to
let out my inner Poppy Love here

in a safe place,
so I'm honored to be here.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Thank you, Poppy.

- Thank you.
- You may leave the stage.

Queens, whatever happens next,

I want you to know
you all rock my world.

Jackie Would.

Your look was juicy,

but your performance
was a little loosey-goosey.

Electra Owl.

Your performance was a hoot,

but we want
to see you fly higher.

Fabulosity.

You are fine, fine, fine, fine,

but tonight you got off
on the wrong foot.

Electra Owl.

You are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Jackie Would,

Fabulosity...

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

Two beautiful queens
stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision
is mine to make.

Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare

a lip sync performance
of Venus by Bananarama.

Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your life!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Yeah!

Yes, yes!

Aow!

Yes!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jackie Would, shantay you stay.

You may leave the stage.

Fabulosity, I'm sorry, my dear.

You are and will always be
Drag Race royalty.

Now, the time has come
for you to...

Ru-veal yourself!

RuPaul, you can call me
Fabulosity

or you can call me...

Loretta Devine.

Loretta Devine.

Yes.

You are a star

in the greatest magnitude
of show business.

Thank you.

You've come a long way, baby.

Let's take a look
at your journey.

Oh, my God.

Well, drag is so much harder

than what I thought
it was gonna be,

but it was so much fun
transforming into someone else.

And drag is totally
different from acting.

I'm so used to doing that.

I know a little about drag

'cause I was in Dreamgirls
light-years ago.

When it first started
and they taught us

how to put
our Dreamgirl face on,

which was a kind of drag,
but not the drag.

So because
there's so many things

that it takes
to make it a complete package.

Doing anything in heels
at my age is difficult, I think,

but once you put them on
and start,

you just have to enjoy the pain,

because there is pain
involved in dancing in heels.

Your feet hurt, but that's
how you know you're alive.

And we can't wait to see you
on the mainstage looking Devine.

You're gonna be a dream, girl.

Fabulosity in me
is alive and well.

Her gorgeous-osity, gorg-eosity.

A new word.

I'm gonna work these bitches
once I get out there.

Yes. That's the energy,
that's the vibe.

Now that I've sort of, like,
got a peek at her,

Fabulosity
will forever be in my life.

Loretta,
do you have any parting words?

Oh, God,
I don't know what to say.

It was such
a fabulous experience.

- Thank you.
- Well, Loretta,

thanks to Fabulosity,
your charity,

the NAACP Legal Defense
and Education Fund,

will receive a donation
of $5.000.

Yes!

Absolutely!
Thank you so much!

And may the superpower of drag
be with you always.

Thank you.

Next week, eight queens
will be back

to fight for the crown.

But now, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- Amen!
- Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play.

Next time on RuPaul's
Secret Celebrity Drag Race...

Category is Dance
Your Padded Asses Off.

It's a dance challenge,

so all eyes
are going to be on you now.

You look so upset.

Like, you, like,
you don't even wanna be here.

I'm very nervous.

Choreography is definitely
more challenging.

It's feeling harder
than week one.

I've seen someone go home,
so this is real.

Stakes are through
the mother-tucking roof.

Someone's got
to go home tonight.

Ru-veal yourself.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.