RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! (2010–…): Season 15, Episode 3 - All Queens Go to Heaven - full transcript

- I love every last one of you

no matter how much
I hate all of y'all.

- If you don't have
star quality,

- get the out of here.
- This is your moment!

Have it!

- This is "Untucked,"

backstage at the competition

to become America's
next drag superstar.

Girl, if you're not watching
"Untucked,"

you're only getting
half the story.

- Test, test.



Prep on test cameras
on the main stage.

- Anetra, Salina EsTitties,

Marcia Marcia Marcia, Spice,

Aura Mayari, Robin Fierce,

Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

Sugar,

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,

you are all safe.

Ladies, you may leave the stage.

- Queens are walking.

Oh.

- Oh, my God, my feet.
Will you grab my heels?

- I am clutching on
these chains around my neck.

Thank you, Jesus.
I love you, Lord.



I am safe.

Baby, it's hard out here.

- I am kind of confused.

I thought my group
did an amazing job.

I'm happy to be safe, I guess,

but I'm not here to play.
I'm here to slay and win.

Oh.

Sorry.

- Repo, "Untucked" cameras
to the workroom.

- Three, two, one.
Queens walking.

- Whew, oh, boy.

Girl.
- Girl.

- Ooh, this chain.
- Oh, House of Love cocktail.

- Y'all shouldn't.
- Oh.

Watermelon, strawberry.
- House of Love.

- I want a strawberry.

I don't know if I can open this

with these nails on.
- Oh, y'all.

- Let's get this crackalacking.
- Well.

- I'm happy to be safe
and come into "Untucked,"

sit down, and get to know
these girls a little more.

This could be a good day.

- Cheers to the ass being fat,

the stomach flat,
and the waist unsnatched.

- Yes!
- Cheers!

- You all look
so incredible tonight.

- Everyone looks good.

- Honestly,
you all look so good.

- Thank you, boo.
You look stunning.

- I know.
- I know.

I hate you.

I take it back, bitch.

- How do you guys feel
about being safe?

- After last week, I'm...
Honestly, I'm kind of happy

to just kind of, like,
be able to relax into this,

but when I was doing my runway,

Michelle was like,
"Oh, it looks like

she got the makeup note,
but only on her nose."

Oh.

- And it's just like,

I made this outfit by hand,

and, like, hand painted it,

and it feels like
all of the work

means absolutely nothing
because they're like,

"You're not wearing
enough makeup"

or some... like, am I delusional?

Like, do I look awful,
or, like...

- You're not delusional.
- You look gorgeous.

- No, you could be
a professional makeup artist.

It's all about the colors
and the techniques you use.

You could still go deeper
on the actual complexion,

which is, like, your foundation
and your contouring.

I think
that would help you a lot.

- Okay, great.

- You should be very happy
that you even got critiques

'cause some of us
ain't even, like,

get to stand in front
of the judges yet

to even know, like,
what they're looking for

from us, so we're safe,
but it's not great.

- Yeah, of course.

- Like, I want to be in the top.

I want to win.

I want to know,
like, what you see,

like, what you expect of
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

Like, I'm giving my drag
and my aesthetic,

but I know that it is
something more that is needed

in order for me
to be in the top.

- Right, right.

- I totally agree with
everything you're saying,

but I'm also a firm believer
that everyone

gets a day in the sun,
and I'm not delusional

and think, "Oh, I'm an actress.
I'ma sing. I'ma dance."

Like, being here
is a lot of first for me.

This is my first time ever
tackling a challenge like this.

This was my first time
working with a group of people

who I really did not know,
and I think I learned

a lot about myself, so, like,
I think with our group,

I' very happy that
the majority of us are here.

- Also, I didn't want us
to be in the bottom,

but I could see it
potentially happening

because none of us are,
like, comedic queens.

Like, we have our funny moments,

but, like,
that's not our, like...

"I'm the comedy queen.
Yay.

Giggity, giggity."

- I'm just happy
that we were able to be able

to pull it off being
"the leftovers,"

you know?
- Yeah.

- Like, yeah, we had
some little road bumps,

but at the end of the day...
- A little.

- I think that our concept
was very funny.

- Say the line.
Say the line.

- Girl, just go with it.
- Munch, munch, crunch, crunch.

- Proportionizing!

- It wasn't, like,
laugh out loud,

fall on the floor funny, but...

- But I think also, too, like,
with you saying the leftovers,

I personally
didn't feel like a leftover.

Not to toot my own horn,
but I was shocked

I wasn't, like, grabbed up
just truthfully.

I know what I could've brought
to the table,

and I think that,
being in this group,

I wanted to also show
that I can let someone else

take the leadership role, which
is why Jax lead us.

- Jax, I feel like,
was the voice of reason

between all...
Not that we're unreasonable,

but at least
for me going into it,

I got frustrated
'cause I thought that my team

was just, like, mad that they
didn't pick us for the teams

and like,
"Oh, we gotta show the girls,"

and I'm just like,
"I'm not worried about..."

- And I think we felt
the same way about you as well.

- Yeah, so that's why
I'm happy for Jax.

- You think Jax is in the top?
- Oh, you think Jax in the top?

Oh, baby, no, Jax on the bottom.

- I think a lot of the people

from your group
were a little weak.

- Our whole group is in the...
We're safe.

Except for one person.
- Yeah.

Your whole group is out there
and the group was the fool.

- Girl!

- Girl!

- Roll "Untucked" cameras
in the workroom.

- Jax put the ego aside...
Not that y'all have egos, but...

- You think Jax is in the top?
- Oh, you think Jax in the top?

Oh, baby, no, Jax on the bottom.

- I... no, I didn't say that.

I have no clue where Jax is at.

I'm happy for Jax.
Like, I'm happy to have Jax.

- Right.
- Oh, right, right, right.

- Sugar, how did you feel
when Jax was like,

"Oh, step to the back, Sugar,

'cause we need
to figure this out."

I was waiting for you to
stick up for yourself, bitch.

I would've been,
"Oh, no, I'm sitting here."

- I mean...

- I feel like you're afraid to,
like, stick up for yourself.

- That's kind of been a theme
my whole life

where I kind of just
let people walk over me,

and for me,
it would've been destructive

to our group
if I picked a fight with her.

No, no, that's,
like, the comedy.

It's like, "That's Beyoncé,"
and she...

Like, it kind of looks like her.

The cracked out Beyoncé.
Like...

- I'm just gonna do this
for my own sanity.

- Let me go to the end.

- I'm gonna move you
down to the end.

If you keep shoving
your two cents in,

I think I'm gonna go insane.

- For me, it's all about fun.

So in that moment,
after I got shut down,

I was like, "Okay, let me
just take a backseat."

- Bitch,
you're still on probation

to being "my daughter."
- Okay.

I have to get it together.

- Let me teach you
lesson number one.

You do not let
a bitch step over you.

You clock 'em the first time
so they won't ever do it again.

You have to be mindful
of everything,

and do not let people
take advantage of you

because if you give someone
the opportunity,

they will, not just in drag,
in every aspect of your life.

- Look at these words of wisdom.

- Yes, drag mom.
- I'm already a little tipsy.

- Yes.
- Girl.

- How did y'all feel
about you guys' team?

- I think Amethyst
might be in the bottom.

- You think so?

- I think Amethyst went exactly
how I thought it was,

and I'm happy
to be leftover, bitch.

I'm glad I was not on that team.

- I think a lot of the people
from your group

kind of were a little weak
to be honest.

- I mean, our whole group is...
We're safe...

- Right.
- Except for one person.

- There's only one.
- Yeah.

Like, your whole group
is out there.

The group was the fool.

- I don't think our video
was the best,

but I think that second video
was, like...

- I just think our concept
were kind of very similar.

- It was, but I don't think it
was no jokes in y'all's at all.

No shade.

- It's a luxury resort
that includes...

- Cheek filler and...

cheek filler.

- I would say, team Anetra,
that was good.

- It was very funny.
- That was hilarious.

- I'm finally doing something
that I love.

Absolutely nothing!

Just watch.

- Oh.
- The ladies are back.

- What's happening?
- Oh, they're right here.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- So welcome.
- Big smile.

- Someone looks happy.
Okay.

- Luxx, you look so sickening.

Luxx Noir London.

- What happened?
Everybody, what happened?

What happened, what happened,
what happened?

- The bottom three
is me, Amethyst, and Jax.

And then the top
is Sasha, Luxx, and Loosey.

- Unty, congratulations, bitch.
You look sickening.

- Yeah.
- Bitch.

- We are looking
at an iconic moment.

- And the slippers totally
completes the whole look.

The slippers are it, yes.

- So what'd they say?

- They really loved
the neck crack.

Yes.

- Look over there!

- Jax,
how are you feeling, babe?

I feel like.

Like...
- What'd they say?

- They basically said
I looked a mess

in the challenge,
but it was really stressful

for me specifically in our group

because I was the one
writing everything down.

There wasn't a leader,

but I feel like
I fell into that role.

We need
to get through everything,

write it all down,
and then finalize it on this.

So it just felt
a little unfair to me,

and, like,
I should have just been like,

"Okay, if they're
just gonna improv it,

"I just also have
to start steamrolling,

otherwise, I'm just gonna fade
into the background."

And then...

And then, it's just...

It's just
really frustrating 'cause...

You know, we put so much work
to get here.

You know, it sucks.

- Not to kick you
while you're down,

but I don't agree with that

because we all had
the same amount of time,

and we... none of us
are feeling good about it,

and I told everyone, "Make
the most of y'all's moment,"

so, like, I just think
there were just, like,

missed opportunities as a whole.

- No, and I agree,
which is why, like,

I should have adjusted,

but at least they loved my look.

They said my makeup is improving

in the direction
that they want it to.

- They loved your concepts too.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- So, wait, Poppy,
you're in the bottom?

- Girl, they were
fucking living for me.

They were eating my up.

They were like, "Oh, my God,
we love you, girl."

- Show the stone.

Oh, yeah, I have
my little stone.

Hey.

- Did it last night as a jazzle.

I mean, I thought
I was gonna be safe,

but, like...

- I thought you were so funny
in the video.

- Anal bleaching on your halo.
- Did love that.

- So what did they say about
the acting challenge for you?

- They said I faded
into the background.

They said Amethyst faded
into the background,

then said that I faded way more.

If I go home, I'm actually,
like, pretty okay with it,

because... no, seriously.
- Girl.

- You're not going home.
- No, no, no, listen, listen.

No, but listen,
wait, wait, wait.

Let me finish.

So last year, I was
considering quitting drag,

and I don't love
every aspect of it.

I was looking
at other career options,

and then I was like,
"I want to give 'Drag Race'

"just, like, one last try.

No matter what happens,
I'm gonna be okay with it."

But I was like,
"If I'm gonna do it,

"I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna make sure
that everything is perfect."

Except for this.

And...

- I love you!
Ah!

- And I just didn't want
to go home first.

I passed that.
I'm good.

- I'm just confused
why you're so nonchalant.

I feel like we all should
be here to win it, bitch,

so last thing
you want is to go home.

- No, I don't want to go home.

- If you're not like...

If you don't with every fiber
of your being want it,

then, like, I just think
you're not gonna give,

like, 100% of it.
- That's not what I'm saying.

- And coming from country music
and its relationship

with, like, LGBTQ members,

I just want to say I'm sorry.

- Just you being here, like,
shows you're a ally.

- I'm gonna cry.
I need to go.

- Girl!

- Girl!

- Rolling, rolling.

- I'm just confused
why you're so nonchalant.

I feel like we all should
be here to win it, bitch,

so last thing
you want is to go home.

- No, I don't want to go home.

- If you're not like...

If you don't with every fiber
of your being want it,

then, like, I just think
you're not gonna give,

like, 100% of it.
- That's not what I'm saying.

- Yes, we should all
want to win,

but our worlds
should not crumble and end

if we do go home.

- And that's what
I'm trying to say.

- We're so much more than this.

- Amethyst, how are you feeling
about everything?

It's my worst nightmare.

I don't know what else to say,
you know?

I feel like I'm making a fool
of myself being out here.

- No.
- You're not making a fool.

- I want to feel confident,
and I felt really good

about yesterday.

- You should feel good.
- Hold onto that.

It's all about how you feel.

- Their opinion
just means a lot to me.

You know?
- Yeah, I know.

- You slayed the lip sync
last week,

and it was an opportunity
to show what you do.

- I just don't want
to have to keep relying

on that, you know?
- I know that.

But that's the way
that the competition is.

If you have to lip-synch,
this is your opportunity

to show them I am experienced
enough to be here now.

- Yeah.

- By the way, Loosey...
- Bless her heart.

- I thought your Dolly
was so good.

- Dolly was so funny.
- Yeah, it was so good.

- Oh, thank you.

Oh, howdy, y'all.
It's me, Dolly Parton.

Now, if you'd like to join us
over the rainbow,

just call 1-800-925.

- And speaking of that.

Hi.

- Oh!
- Hi!

- Hey, girl!
- Hey, hello.

- Miss Maren Morris walks in.
I seen her at Coachella!

Okay, girl!
- Her hair is laid.

Wow.
- Oh, thank you.

- You said, "I'm gonna be
with the queens today."

Let me give.

- Let me get the wig out.
- It's a wig?

- Yes.
- No!

- It is?
- Yes.

- Bitch, you can leave it
at my station.

It's right over there.
Thank you.

- Wait, girl, so I didn't know
that you were, like,

this massive drag fan, and then
when you were critiquing,

you were like, "I was gagged."

She knows the lexicon.

- All the vernacular, yeah.
No, I'm obsessed.

I have loved this show
for so many years,

and it's crazy how far
"Drag Race" has come

because you all look like

you're walking
on the finale right now.

It's, like, that level.
- Wow.

- As a performer,
how do you deal with feedback

and critique?

- You know, it's tough.

Like, I'm 32,
but I've been performing

since I was ten.

And, like, "American Idol,"
I tried out for,

"America's Got Talent,"
"The Voice."

They all said no,

and I was devastated, obviously,

and now I'm, like,
so glad I took the long way

because now, like,
people audition

with my songs on those shows.

- Period.

- Like, that is
the ultimate payback, girl.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Honestly, just, like,
absorb as much as you can,

learn from your sisters
here in the workroom,

which, by the way,
I cannot believe I'm in here.

This is crazy.

I feel like I've stepped
through my TV screen.

- Us too.
- You're in Disneyland.

- That's how we feel too.

- And coming from country music
and its relationship

with, like, LGBTQ+ members,

I just want to say I'm sorry,

and I love you guys

for making me feel like
a brave voice in country music.

So I just thank you guys...
- Thank you so much.

- For inspiring me.
I'm gonna cry.

I need to go.
But yeah, great job.

- You're like, "That's my cue."
- That's my cue.

- Just you being here
shows you're an ally

and, like, speaks volumes.
- Thank you.

- I also just have to say
because you're, like,

a country gal,
your validation of my Dolly

meant everything to me.
- Oh, my God.

- That made me feel,
like, amazing.

- Sorry to interrupt, queens.

I gotta take Maren back
to the main stage.

- Thank y'all.
See you out there.

Thank you.
- Bye.

- I love hearing Maren
share her story

because a lot of times,
with country artists,

they can't really express
their more progressive ideals.

Just her being here
shows she's down

and can roll with the LGBT.

- Girl, I had to pee so bad.
- Sasha.

Oh, good job, good job.

That was good.
- Queens, five minute warning!

Five minutes
till the main stage.

- Five minutes.
- Me and my third cocktail.

- Gracias.
- Okay.

- Bitch, let's do it.

I'm not feeling great.

I branded myself
as a comedy girl,

and this is a comedy challenge,

so it's not fantastic

to be in the bottom,

but I am about to turn
this lip sync out.

I am the princess, but I am
ready to be the queen.

- I'm feeling really scared,

but I'm not going home tonight.

One thing you should know
about Amethyst

is she always
has the fight in her,

so I feel bad for whoever
I have to lip-synch against.

- Queens, it's time to make
our way to the main stage.

Let's get our things and head
back to the main stage please.

- I'm gonna put
some more lipstick on.

- I have to pee,
but at this point,

it's like the point
of no return.

Whatever.

- Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Girl!

- Girl!

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Princess Poppy, Amethyst,
the time has come

for you to lip-synch

for your life.

Amethyst, shantay, you stay.

Princess, we love you, Poppy.

Now sashay away.

- I'm heartbroken,
but at the same time,

Peace.

Oh, my Lord.

Well, I don't think anybody
wants to go home second,

but I came into this thinking

no matter what happens,
I'm just gonna be happy

with the outcome,
and I'm very happy

that I even made it on
to begin with,

That is a huge accomplishment.

I love that drag
is very unserious.

It's probably
the most unserious career

that you could have.

There's really nothing
that you can do wrong.

You go to a drag show, and you
expect to see stupidity,

you expect to see glamor.

It's a little bit messy,
and that's kind of the draw

to the art of drag to me.

I got so many letters.
This is from Malaysia.

She says, "My Poppy, OMG,

"I absolutely love
and adore you,

"and I can't wait
to get to know you

"outside of this competition.

"Please text me
when this is all over.

I need friends."
Me too.

In my opinion,
you slayed the lip-sync."

That's very nice.

And it says, "Poppy Popstar."

This is from Amethyst.

"Bitch, I was just getting
to know my favorite sister,

"and it doesn't feel right
that you're not here.

"You put on a fantastic
and memorable lip sync.

I love you, babe, and I will
see you soon, Amethyst."

These are very sweet.

I felt like I grew close
with pretty much everybody.

I feel like everybody
was so friendly and so open

to being friends.

Yes, it's a competition,
and everyone's

sizing each other up,

but everybody
was really supportive.

I think it was
a great environment to be in,

and I'm really
gonna miss the girls a lot.

Bye, workroom.

So sad I don't get to fart
in you anymore.

Bye.

I would like the world to know
that your dreams,

once you achieve them,
it might be something

completely different,
and you may find joy

somewhere else, and that's okay.

I'm so happy that I was a part
of this incredible piece

of gay history, and I will
never, ever, ever forget it.

Bye.

My name is Princess Poopy.

That's with a P-O-O-P-Y.

Bye!