RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! (2010–…): Season 15, Episode 14 - Blame It on the Edit - full transcript

I love every last one of you,
no matter how much I hate all of y'all.

If you don't have star quality,
get the fuck out of here.

This is your moment! Have it!

This is "Untucked,"

backstage of the competition

to become America's
next drag superstar.

Girl, if you're not
watching "Untucked,"

you're only getting
half the story.

Prep "Untucked" cameras
on the main stage.

- Copy.
- Rolling, rolling.

My beautiful queens,
tonight, we must decide



which three of you
will be moving on

to the grand finale
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

While you enjoy
delicious House of Love

canned cocktails and mocktails,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

This is it, girl.

We are really close to the end.

And to not be allowed
to compete for the crown

would be really devastating for me.

This means the absolute world to me

and everything outside of the world.

I'm disappointed
because when we were learning

the choreography,
I got a little bit in my head.



And I am just devastated
because I didn't imagine

myself in this position.

I just can't imagine not being
in the top with those girls.

Repo " Untucked" cameras
to the Werkroom.

Send the queens
in three, two, one.

Ooh!

Yeah.

This is our last " Untucked."

Four of us.

Feeling very nervous.

We did all we can do.

Everyone has laid it out
on the line,

so we'll see where we all fall.

Bitch, I had to throw that gown off.

She's, like, 60 pounds.

My back was, like, cracking
while I was on stage, bitch.

Mamá.

What the fuck?

No fucking class or decorum, honey.

Are you serious?

Yeah, why not?

I'm gagged.

Cheers, bitch.

No matter
what happens tonight...

- Clink.
- Cheers.

It's, like, so crazy how,
like, we did a whole season,

and you kind of start
to, like, get in, like,

the mode of doing it,
and then that's when it's done.

Back to the real world.

It just feels like yesterday,

we were all in here
talking about the first challenge.

And now there's only four of us here
talking about how crazy it is

that we're about to leave
"Drag Race."

It's been, like,
a crazy past two days.

I was so excited when they said

it was "Blame It on the Edit."

The song is so shady.

Did they pick that
for this season on purpose?

Girl.

I really enjoyed seeing
everybody's different take

on everything
and, like, just looking

at, like, you at the portal,
and, like,

looking at you
on the green screen.

Oh, my God, floating in space.

The green screen was sending me.

The video was sickening.

I just can't believe
that they're suggesting

that there will be a top three.

Last week,
we had all kind of, like,

breathed a sigh of relief.

And we were so happy
with the top four.

And I'm kind of like, "Okay.

"The competition
is kind of done.

Now it is showcase."

But they're like,
"Oh, by the way,

someone's going home."

It kind of threw us all for a loop.

And we were all like, gulp.

I don't know, 'cause I feel like

everyone got
pretty good critiques.

Everybody got amazing critiques.

Do y'all think that
they're gonna get it down

to, like, a bottom necessarily,

or do you feel like we're all
gonna, like, just showcase?

I don't know.

I kind of feel like
I'm gonna be in the bottom.

When we were filming
the music video,

I started to get
a little bit in my brain.

And at this point,
any slipup could hurt you,

which is kind of fucking scary.

I feel like
if there was a bottom,

I'm not sure if I would be
in the bottom

just because I feel like
my verse was very strong,

and they said the final product
was very good.

But I got kind of triggered

with the whole
choreography thing.

Blame it on the edit, and

It's just, it's not bad,
but it lacks confidence.

Yeah, I'm not confident
'cause I don't know it.

Whatever happens,
I would like to believe

that it's still possible
for me to win.

I have put my whole pussy
into this entire season.

We also don't know,
like, what they're...

Are they factoring
the whole season?

Yeah, as opposed to the...

Are they just doing
the music video?

Is it the runway?

Is that a thing?
Like, you know?

I don't know, it would just really suck

to get this far
and not make it all the way.

- It would hurt.
- Yeah.

And that's a valid feeling.

Like, you get this far
and you put so much into it,

and it's like, just like that...

- Yeah.
- It's gone.

Although I might have
struggled a bit

with the choreography,

I don't think that it would be
appropriate to allow this

to diminish my entire repertoire

and résumé
throughout the competition.

I feel like at this point,
I've showcased to you

every reason why I deserve
to be here,

other than being able
to learn choreography

in a short,
short amount of time.

The thought of, like,
one of us, like, going

is, like, really shitty.

It's like, they're gonna be
splitting hairs,

but, like, what hairs are there
to split at this point?

Girl, the edges are gone.
We snatched them all.

- Like, we are scalped.
- Oy.

If I was a judge,
I'd send us all to the top

'cause, like,
I'm a very realistic person.

I, like, am not delusional.

Like, I don't know.

Bitch, you are a little delusional
sometimes. You're crazy, bitch.

How?

- In a good way.
- Crazy coming from crazy.

Crazy sees crazy, honey.

No, I am a little crazy.

But that's
what makes me different.

We're all so specific with our drag.

And we represent
huge parts of the world.

It's so hard to say

this person
out of the four of us

is less deserving of the other.

- Yeah.
- Bitch, I'm drained.

Everything we've done
along the way,

I don't know, it's just a lot.

Yeah.

Like, really,
we performed in a musical.

We've done celebrity allusion.

We did stand-up comedy routine.

We made over teachers.

Sasha was God.

- Look over there!

We had fun.

So do y'all have, like,
best moments and worst moments?

Like, what would y'all say?

Mmm.

Like, for real, no tea,
like, just put it out there.

I'll start it off.

One of my
least favourite moments

was whenever I happened
to bring up

that I thought
Marcia's drag was cheap.

Look, I'm not saying
it's ugly or busted.

It's just kind of, like,
on the cheaper side.

No one said cheap.

That's my verbiage.

That's what I took from it.

I feel like
everyone who agreed with me

was all of a sudden
radio fucking silent.

I did say that she got
her drag from Marshalls.

Marcia Marcia Marcia, you know,
looking through your closet,

it looks like you got everything

from Marshalls, Marshalls, Marshalls.

Marshalls, Marshalls, Marshalls.

But I think I've been very grateful

to have, like,
a lot of top moments here.

I have, like, one that really
sticks out to me, though,

was, like,
when Ru basically telling me

not to do
my Snatch Game character.

She pretty much was
telling me, like,

"I could not see you
doing Rosie O'Donnell."

- And she fucking loved it.
- Yeah.

Hey, RuPaul.

Nice to see a fellow lesbian
in a suit.

You look sharp.

I think, like, a highlight
for you is, like,

that outfit with Ru.

I wore this look in 1986.

And it just brings back
so many great memories for me.

If you had asked me
if I'd be sitting in this seat

hosting a television show
back then,

do you know what my answer
would have been?

- Yes?
- Yes.

I came here expecting
to have a lot of good moments

on the runway.

But that was one of the looks

I was the least confident
in bringing.

And it just happened to be one
of the most meaningful outfits

- that she's ever worn.
- Yeah.

I feel like your best moment

was when Ru asked us
who should go home,

and you went down the line.

I felt like I was being
very congenial in that moment.

And I said everybody's pros.

It just so happened that she had a con

that outweighed everybody else's.

Speaking of Con...

Oh, girl.

I think most people
will be shocked to know

that you love to frost cupcakes.

Connie makes her own
little chocolate drops

from her own little factory.

What is that, a rosebud?

Or a prolapse.

Love Connie.

If you're out here watching,
I'm so sorry, honey.

What's my least favourite moment?

All your fucking moments
were just so amazing?

No, I'm trying to think about...

One of my... well, I have
a lot of favourites.

No, bitch, what's your least favourite?

I think I'm pretty funny, but...

stand-up is a definite,
like, different kind of beast.

They say sex is
a lot like playing bridge.

What do you mean?

Well, if you don't have a good partner,
you better have a good hand.

Oh!

Yeah.

Oh, my.

Wait, Anetra didn't say
her highs and lows.

Oh, let me think.

Lows, rose and thorn,
rose and thorn.

You haven't had any drama
this season, have you?

- No.
- We can still have our moment.

Throw a drink at me or something.

- You want to fight?
- Ooh.

LaLaPaRUza?

Honestly, that was not a great feeling.

I know that's Spice's favourite moment.

Anetra, who do you choose to save?

Spice.

Actually, my worst moment
was when I realised

I lost a talent show
because this bitch wanted to go

and fucking hammer 2x4s
with her leg.

That should be your favourite moment.

That's a moment.

It's burning.

Oh, my God, it's like fire.

Does anybody have, like...

Oh, my fucking God,
like, you have done stuff

on this show that has
never been seen before.

Yeah, for sure,
like having the most memorable

lip sync of the season.

Like, you're a fucking,
like, ninja warrior.

Thank you,
especially coming from you.

Fuck her drag.

Girl.

"Untucked" cameras
rolling in the Werkroom.

I think we should play,
like, a little game

like charades where you have
to, like, imitate somebody.

Ooh!

Okay, I'll go.

- They have to be from this season.
- Okay.

"So, like, guys, like, so..."

Spice.

"And I know, like, the girl..."

- Salina.
- Oh, Salina.

It's EsTitties.

- I got one.
- Go for it.

Let me get into the method acting.

There's a chair there.

"So, okay, our lives
are gonna change forever.

Not Marcia.

- "I was just wondering..."
- Stop!

What advice do you have to give us?"

- Girl.
- Ooh!

Girl.

Okay, y'all, was there
anything about being here

that y'all didn't expect?

I didn't expect to make friends.

Yeah.

I didn't expect to build
relationships with people

based off the fact that I was like,

- "Okay, I'm here to compete."
- Right.

But also I was like, "I know people don't
kind of like the type of person that I am.

I know I'm going to come off
very strong to people."

And I feel like everybody here

is kind of the ones from the jump
who really got me.

So thank y'all
for, like, being my girls.

- Yeah.
- Of course.

I feel like I made

such strong connections
with people here.

Like, I think another big
reason we're all on the couch

is because we were also open
and, like, genuinely ourselves.

Like, I've enjoyed this a lot.

Same.

Okay, my favourite moment, actually,

like, this past runway
with the four of us,

and, like, looking around and being

so proud to, like, be with you all.

And just hearing, like, Ru

just give us all of it, all of her energy,

fucking all the praise.

Like, damn,
this is RuPaul, you know?

Yeah.

You are anointed.

You are anointed. You are anointed.

And you are anointed.

It's no accident
you're standing on this stage.

Remember I said that.

Remember this moment.

It's been so rewarding
to watch myself and y'all

just kind of, like, close the circle

and really see the journey
kind of complete a little bit,

at least for now.

And it's just been so cool.

Like, this is something
that we get to do

for an experience just us, you know?

Yeah, like, we're the only ones that can
know this feeling right now.

What more can you ask for, you know?

Yeah.

Justin.

Queens!

Five minutes.

- Five-minute warning.
- Oh, yeah!

Ta-ta!

Ah, he made a toodle-oo!

Girl.

We all should be
very proud of ourselves.

- Yeah.
- And I hope in a perfect world

that somehow
we've impressed them so much

that it ends up...

Being a top four.

And it would be
a sickening grand finale.

Ooh, let's put a
manifestation spell out there.

Yeah, let's manifest
a little something.

Wait, what's our,
like, group name?

A, L, M...

SLAM!

SLAM!

SLAM.

- SLAM.
- Girl, not SLAM.

This is sponsored by SLAM.

- We are SLAM.
- SLAM.

- I'm down.
- I love.

If I'm gonna be very honest,
I do not know

how the judges are going to decide

who made top three tonight.

We all are very strong.

And that is a little scary

because someone has to go home.

Everybody can't win my crown.

We are five minutes away
from finding out what happens.

That's crazy.

We made it
to the end of the season.

We did.

Just cannot imagine it ending now.

It just doesn't seem right
because we need four corners.

North, south, east, west.

- SLAM.
- SLAM!

- Slam.
- SLAM.

Oh.

All right, top four, it's time to head
back to the main stage for the last time.

- Let's grab our things and go.
- Wow!

Well, before whatever happens...

- Yes, please.
- I fuck with you bitches.

It's undeniable that everyone
has done just as good as I have.

And one of us is gonna go home.

But I give them one last hug.

And I honestly am hoping

for the best outcome
for all of us.

I know at the end
of the day tonight,

there can only be a top three.

But, bitch,
if I have to lip sync,

I will come through swinging.

- You look beautiful tonight.
- I love you so much.

I feel really bonded
to the other three girls.

Of course, like, I've always
imagined being in top four

and slaying the finale
and just going off.

To get to showcase
why you're the contender

for America's Next Drag Superstar.

It's everything that I've wanted.

And bitch, I'm ready to do so.

Welcome, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Anetra, Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

the time has come

for you to lip sync

for

your

life.

Ladies, I have made my decision.

For the first time this season,

shantay, you both stay.

Oh, my God.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are both moving on
to the grand finale.

Yes!

That's right,
we have ourselves a top four.

Yes!

- Yay!
- Thank you, ladies.

Thank you.

Thanks. Mwah. Yes.

Oh, my God!

- Bitch, we fucking did it!
- Yes!

We're top motherfucking four, bitch.

Ahh!

- Love y'all forever.
- Let's kill it.

- Girl.
- Let's kill it!

I need to get ready for the finale.

I've been ready for the finale.

If you ain't gotta get ready...

Wait, I just said that wrong.

Damn.

It means the entire universe
to be going to the finale.

I've seen myself
here in this moment

since I got off the plane.

Okay.

And I can't wait to get to the finale

because not only have I seen
myself in the final four,

bitch, I see myself
with the crown.

Anetra, con-drag-ulations.

Con-drag-ulations.

Con-drag-ulations,

you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

It's A-N-E-T-R-A.

You better walk that fucking duck.

I have envisioned the crown
from the moment

that I've been here.

But it's so surreal
for it to be a real thing.

Dreams are literally
coming true in this moment.

Oh, my God, the hair's so bad.

Oh, my fucking God.

I'm very excited that the four
of us are going to the finale.

I'm here!

I'm just overcome
with joy and satisfaction.

And I can't wait to get there.

Luxx confidence.

- Luxxfidence
- Luxxfidence.

I don't think that the world
has seen a Luxx Noir London,

and it's time for them
to see Luxx Noir London

with the America's
Next Drag Superstar

title, crown, and sceptre.

Luxx Noir London, con-drag-ulations,

you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

Condragulations, you are both the winners

of this week's challenge.

Ooh!

Ooh!

There is not a single doubt in my mind

that I won't be leaving
with that crown

on the night
of the grand finale.

Trust and believe that.

Right now, I am in my fierce era.

I am so happy
that I made it to the finale.

Bitch, I'm here, period.

I envision myself winning.

I see it for myself right now.

I am already
in competition mode.

Gather her.

I think that I am worthy of winning.

Mistress, in the challenge, we loved you.

You loved us.

And we loved you back again.

Con-drag-ulations, you're the winner
of this week's challenge.

Finally.

I am gonna be the queen of queens.

- Ooh!
- Oh.

Girl.

I'm so excited for what the future holds.

I am ready to enter my reigning era.

Holy moly, it's here.

We are the top four,

and no one can take that away.

I am on such a high right now.

I have shown my dedication to drag

and shown my experience of years of work.

Going into the grand finale,

I'm gonna keep doing
exactly what I've been doing

this whole competition.

Sasha Colby, you cracked the code.

Condragulations.

Condragulations.

Condragulations.

Condragulations.

You are the winner of
this week's challenge.

And it feels so good. I am so excited.

I have made it to the finale,

and I can't wait.

Being with these girls, we've had a bond

that is gonna last forever.

And I feel really proud
of all that we've done.

No matter what happens, we did it.