RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! (2010–…): Season 15, Episode 13 - Teacher Makeovers - full transcript

I love every last one of you,

no matter how much
I hate all y'all.

If you don't have star quality,

get the fuck out of here.

This is your moment.

Have it!

This is "Untucked,"
backstage of the competition

to become America's
next drag superstar.

Girl, if you're not
watching "Untucked,"

you're only getting
half the story.

- Walkie check.
- Copy.



Repo cameras to main stage.

Cameras up.

Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage...

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Yes.

All right now.

Yes.

Tip-toe, bitch.

Oh, my God.

Let's get
our teacher makeover queens

- into holding, please.
- Copy.



Thank you so much.

Cameras into position
for queens walk off.

Rolling.

- Hey.
- Oh.

Listen, this was not an easy
birth for Mama Anetra, OK?

Oh!

But I'm feeling on top
of the world.

I'm going to give myself
a pat on the back, and her too,

because I couldn't have
done it without her, really.

I definitely know
that I'm in the bottom.

I've come to terms with it.

But I do feel like Loosey
may have strategised against me.

It's time for my revenge.

Rolling on "Untucked"
in the Werkroom.

Queens walking.

And mark.

Ooh, cockytails.

Ooh.

Oh, mama, there's a lot of them.

- Ooh!
- Oh, mama.

I want this one.

Ooh, that hits.
That hits.

Wait.
I'm not wearing any panties.

Well, cheers, top five.

- Yas!
- Yas, cheers!

We did it.

Cinco de Drag Race.

Send it. Send it.

So I think that for the first time
in "Drag Race" herstory,

Luxx Noir London
is in the bottom.

If that's the case for me,
I'm ready to go out there

and show them what I do.

I have come too close.

I've looked too damn good
in this competition

to let all of that go now.

I am not going out
without a goddamn fight.

So good luck to the girl
I'm up against.

It was nice knowing you.

Oh.

Who do you feel like
will be in the bottom with you?

I think it's me and Loosey.

Me, yeah.

But I don't think I deserve
to be in the bottom.

Whoo-hoo!

Here we go.

Loosey is pissed again.

Buckle up.

I don't... I don't agree
with what the judges said

just 'cause, like,

I felt like she did
a great job on the runway.

I felt like I did
a great job on the runway.

We had a little choreography,

and we looked identical.

So I think they are reaching
very, very far,

and I feel like
I didn't necessarily

get enough credit for
the construction of the garments.

But you never know
what the judges are

- gonna say, unfortunately.
- Yeah.

- Very true.
- Very true.

I mean, I agree
with what they said

about the family resemblance.

I thought that since we were
both wearing the coral colour,

hers was the lining.

Mine was just the dress.

I do admit, I could have added
the blue to my outfit.

But am I proud of what I did?

Yes, because she was
very happy and confident in it.

- She was having a ball.
- She's a star, honey.

- She was having have a ball.
- She was living.

No, she has the star quality.

It runs in the family.

That was the family resemblance.

Bitch.

Well, I was
a little shocked when

I wasn't given the only other
Black person in the room.

- Uh-huh.
- That kind of threw me.

To be very super honest,

I didn't necessarily want
to give you someone

who would be, like,
perfect for you

because you are really,
really tough competition.

So why did you choose to give
Sasha's person to Sasha

rather than me, where Sasha

technically
is bigger competition

because she has more wins?

Ooh.

'Cause she doesn't say that
I'm not creative or unique.

Loosey's drag is a little
on the more generic side.

Everybody else on this lineup
brings something

a little different and unique.

Well, I didn't say
you weren't creative or unique.

I just said that comparatively
to everybody else

on the stage, what you offer,
we've seen it before.

That's... that's the same thing
as saying I'm not creative.

Absolutely not.

That's how I see it.

Would you say
this is creative and unique?

It's a cute dress.

Thanks.

No problem.

But is it creative and unique?

I'm genuinely curious.

No.

Ooh.

Damn.

I could just feel
the radiating heat

coming from Loosey's body.

But you can't take it
too personally

because somebody's opinion
of your drag

should not be changing
your idea of your drag,

unless it's the judges'.

I will say, though,
I wouldn't think that you would

- wear something like this.
- Wait, what?

You wouldn't think that
I would wear this dress?

No, from what I've seen, like,

in the runaways and stuff
like that, not really.

It's like
very quintessential me, actually.

So did everything play out

how you imagined it playing out?

Yeah.

Bitch, you're in the bottom,
I think.

Girl.

I mean, I didn't expect
to be in the bottom.

If you're in the bottom,
lip-synching,

do you feel like
you would beat Luxx?

I don't know.

Do you feel like
you would beat Loosey?

Yes.

Oh.

I know.

I love the strength.

Luxx seems very sure of herself.

But luckily...

I don't give a shit.

And I don't give a shit
if the other girls

don't understand why I am so special
and why I'm so unique.

I don't even have
an exit line prepared,

'cause it's not
gonna happen, period.

I feel like we,
the three of us, did the best.

Like, I think
we all did so good,

I genuinely have no idea
who it could be.

Anetra, you really surprised me
because I feel like you,

like, literally took your mug
and put it right back on her.

- Got that stamp.
- You did a really great job.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, 'cause they looked

exactly alike.

I mean, hers too.

Yeah, yours is pretty close.

Yeah, it'll be very hard
between the both of us.

The biggest transformation,
I feel like, was mine.

But I feel like the one
who made me look the most

- was, like, yours.
- Yeah.

I know for me, my teacher
and I kind of have, like,

this same, like,
backstory a bit.

So it was, like, perfect.

My teacher has, like,
all queer children.

She seems like the perfect mom
for a queer kid.

Yeah.
It's really surprising

to see a parent who is
that supportive of their children

because it's not
a super common thing.

And like,
she seems like she's like

really on-board with all of it,

and she's just letting them
live their lives authentically,

and I think that's really sweet.

- Yeah.
- Thank God.

Like, I feel like a little easier
and like I can, like,

rest at ease, like,
that there's parents out there

that are sticking up
for their kids.

It's so refreshing.

Yeah!
Like, yay!

And there's a difference
between the generations.

- Yeah.
- Like, it's getting better.

It is, but I also feel like

your chosen family
can understand things

in the queer experience
that your biological family,

even if they are supportive,
won't understand.

Mm-hmm.

This was my first experience
with a "drag family,"

'cause I don't have
a drag mother,

and I don't have
any drag children.

But those of y'all
who come from drag families,

how important
is that in your life?

I think, um...

I think having
a supportive biological family,

and drag family...

If you are lucky enough
to have both... that's amazing.

A drag family is
a great charter family to have

if you're not close
with your biological family.

Tech, let's cue
family video now.

It is on, honey?

- Ah!
- Is this bitch recording?

What is up, girl?

- Aww.
- How y'all doing?

It's me. I'm back.

I snuck in,
'cause you know what?

I gotta talk to my mama.

Everybody, move aside.

I got a message
for my mother, darling.

Gosh, my daughter Kerri.

She is going crazy, child.

And that's the Kerri
I know and love.

I am so proud of you.
Girl, look at you.

Look at where you're at.
Look around you.

You everyone's mother there,
ain't you, girl?

Because you are
the mother of the year,

mother of the day,
mother of the hour, mother of the week.

Honey, it's just mother season,
Mother's Day.

And I know that
you are having fun.

Oh, my God.
I'm pinching myself, baby.

I cannot wait
to when you get home

for me to look at that wall

and just see
how extra decorated it is,

'cause you are
no stranger to winning.

But what you are going
to bring home is that crown.

I know you got
the little space right there

on your little mantle for it.

Keep on wearing
them girls out, honey.

Keep on running laps
around the competition, girl.

That is what
you were created to do.

You better stay encouraged
and stay doing it, girl.

Mwah.

- Aww.
- Aww!

Speaking of family...

Beautiful.

Drag families
are very important for drag.

I think a good support system

is important for life
in general.

And it was nice to have her
be the messenger

and give me
that last little push, honey.

Family's everything,

whether you have to make it,
find it, create it yourself.

I feel like even though
I don't have a drag family,

there are people who
I'll give them advice or help

or anything, like,
if they ever need it.

But my family has been
really supportive of my drag.

In my experience,
my drag family is my family.

I mean, just 'cause
of everything,

I don't really talk
to my family.

But in that same breath,

if you have a relationship
with your family,

one doesn't have
to outweigh the other.

- Yeah.
- Let's cue family video now.

Hey, Jim.
It's Dad.

Oh ho ho ho.

I miss you tremendously.

I'm so incredibly proud of you.

I've been proud of you
from the first time

I watched you do drag

to every show
that I ever went to.

And you're going to do great.

Hey, Loosey.
It's your sister, Kristen.

I knew from the moment
I saw you on stage

that you were something special,

and I know that you are
just killing it there.

Hey, Loosey.
It's your big brother, Joey.

I can't tell you
how glad I am to know

that the most famous person

to come out
of Ansonia High School

isn't going to be
some football jock.

Seriously,
we came from a community

that didn't really foster

this kind of creativity
and flair for life.

And you're honestly
an inspiration for all of us,

as you are for me
every single day.

And I can't wait to see you again.

Aww.

It's Jeffrey, your best friend.

I miss you every single minute
of every single day.

And I can't wait
until you get home

and I can wrap
my arms around you

and tell you
how much I love you.

We are so proud of you,

and the world's
going to absolutely love you.

We're so proud.

- We love you.
- Aah!

Aww!

That's my dog.

Bitch, your dog
looks bad as fuck.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, Loosey.

I miss them so much.

Thank you.

It's really hard being here.

When you're here, you just try
to keep your head in the game.

You don't want to think about
the people that are home,

but seeing them is like... crazy.

Your dad.

Isn't my dad so cute?

He's so cute.

He's so supportive.

He comes to my shows
all the time.

And my brother
is so proud of me.

And he's right.

We grew up in a town that
just did not like people like me.

Yeah.

I just want so badly to do...

really well
and to make them proud of me.

And so I feel like sometimes,
I've got in my head

a little bit too in the game,

and I'm sorry that
I've been a little robotic.

I just want to make them
really, really proud.

And, girl,
like you just said, we all saw

- they're all fucking proud of you.
- Yes.

I'm really, really,
really lucky to have them.

Is all my makeup coming off?

It's pretty bad, right?

I mean, you got plenty
of other stains on the dress.

- It's just one more.
- Girl, I know.

- Oop.
- Oop!

Girl.

I do kinda want to listen.

I wanna go listen to that song,

so let me go listen
to that song.

Honestly,
the makeup is still on.

All right.
Luxx, you got this.

Yas!

- How are y'all?
- Hi!

- Make yourselves at home.
- You guys are here.

- Pull up a set.
- Thank you.

Jennifer Coolidge,
I love your work.

Before we can get
to the happiness,

the mood's kinda weird

'cause we're so close
to the end,

like who we think
is gonna be in the top

and the bottom this week.

And I think we all kinda like
came to the conclusion

it would be Loosey and Luxx.

Nobody did a bad job.
It's so close.

The competition has been,
like, neck and neck

the last few weeks because
everyone has been so good.

Everyone did great.

I just want to tell Sasha,
you have made my drag queen,

like, dreams come true.

- Aww.
- Thank you so much.

And just being around you
and being your true authentic self,

I have learned so much from you.

And I really want
to stay in touch with you.

Yes!
Absolutely.

Oh, my gosh.

All right, queens,
five-minute warning.

What?

Seeing my family reminds me
of the long journey

that it's taken me
to get to this point of my life.

It reminds me that I have gotten

past every single hurdle

that has been thrown my way,

and this lip sync is just one more hurdle
that I need to get over.

I'm determined.

I'm going to stay.

I have my game face on.

I am well stretched,
the body is right,

and I am ready to go.

I know that I could eat Loosey
in a lip sync

with the snap of my fingers,

so I am not really nervous at all.

Queens, time to head back
to the main stage.

Teachers are going
to stay here in the Werkroom.

- No.
- Don't be a stranger.

You are beautiful.

- Oh, I loved meeting you.
- Thank you.

- You got this.
- Yes, I'm ready to turn it.

Bye, Jennifer Coolidge.

Welcome, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Loosey LaDuca,

Luxx Noir London,

the time has come

to lip-synch for

your... life!

Come on, Luxx.
You got this.

Ahhh-ey!

Luxx Noir London,
shantay, you stay.

Loosey, you're a star, baby.

Sashay away.

Thank you all so much.

Bye-bye, girls.

I'm shocked to be going home.

It makes me feel terrible.

I'm a superstar.

I worked so hard for this.

I'm just devastated,
absolutely devastated.

I feel...

angry.

And I really don't like
feeling angry.

I think towards the end,

I allowed the other girls

to get into my head.

I'm really kind of disappointed
in myself

that I let them,
because that's usually not who I am.

It really sucks.

I will eventually get over
Luxx telling me

that I am not unique
and that I do a style of drag

that's been done before.

Even though it was questioned,
I know that I've been genuine.

I don't know how
to be anybody else.

Oh, I mean, Joan Rivers.

I know how to be her,
but other than her...

I'm, like, realising now...

that I should be more grateful
for this experience

because I was here
for a really long time.

It almost makes it worse
because I was so close

to being in the finale.

And I really think
that I deserve to be.

But I'm extremely proud
of everything that I did here.

Aww!

I got letters,
so the girls like me.

"My dearest Loosey,
I love you so, so much.

I'm so sorry to see you go.

You are one talented person.

You are a strong competitor

and a great source
of inspiration and laughs.

Aloha and kisses.
Sasha Colby."

When I first got here,
the last thing I thought of

was the other girls.

I just cared about making sure

that I had everything I needed
to win this competition.

I got here,
and I was just surrounded

by some of the most talented people
I've ever met,

a handful of them
who I'm gonna be friends with

for a very, very long time.

The journey begins here.

I guess that's really it.

But I really should
have been in the top

for the sitcom challenge.

Goodbye, Werkroom.

I am still
very emotionally vulnerable.

But if you go through life

and you never have any struggle,

then you don't even know
the first thing about who you are.

I didn't see people like me
in my small town

when I was a kid.

And now, I am that person
who is living my life

as authentically as possible.

You have to live
your life authentically,

and beautiful things
will come to you.

Goodbye, cruel world.

Goodbye.

Drive, please.

Just drive.

I'm not gonna say I was robbed,

but I'm gonna heavily imply it.

Oh!

Go.

I'm just kidding.