RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! (2010–…): Season 15, Episode 11 - Two Queens, One Joke - full transcript

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I love every last one of you

no matter how much
I hate all of y'all.

If you don't have star quality,

get the fuck out of here.

This is your moment!
Have it!

This is "Untucked,"
backstage at the competition

to become America's
next drag superstar.

Girl, if you're not
watching "Untucked,"

you're only getting
half the story.

Prep "Untouched" cameras



on the main stage, please.

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the Werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Queens walking.

I am feeling like I kind of
knocked it out of the park.

I did a really good job
in the comedy challenge

and I tore the runway to shreds.

I feel like it's going to be
a really good week for me.

I am pretty certain
that I'm lip-synching.

I'm really just trying
to gather my thoughts

and trying to stay calm.

Look, I got good critiques.



Maybe they didn't like my outfit

but the performance critique's
top notch, honey.

EsTitties is a laugh riot.

She gives you the hee hees
and the ha has, honey, yes!

Repo "Untucked" cameras
to the Werkroom.

Sending the queens
in three, two...

one.

- Ooh-whee.
- Ooh!

Girl, I am here for this
Bubly sparkling water.

- Ooh, come on, Bubly.
- Let's get bubly, girl.

Honey, after all this,
I need this to help me

find my bubbly side.

Can you not step
on my train, please?

- I will suck your blood.
- Ugh!

You know we've been here
a long time

because all of us are going.

Can someone open this
delicious Bubly for me?

Yeah.

Ooh!

So how's everyone
feeling after the critique?

That was the first time that we
were all on the stage, bitch.

Yas.

I think Luxx and I
got good critiques.

I'm feeling really good
about our performance.

- Yeah.
- I'm really proud of us.

I did not come into
this competition planning

on excelling at
comedic challenges.

Comedy is not something that
I consider in my wheelhouse.

I do now,
because I did a good job.

Well, me and Loosey.
It was very collaborative.

You have really nice teeth.

How do you keep them so white?

I whiten them.

Oh, my God.

I didn't think you
could get any whiter.

Oh, wow, OK.

I'm very proud that I
got through this challenge

with rave reviews.

'Cause, bitch, weren't y'all
reading each the other day

when we were at the table?

I loved wearing my look.

I felt really, really
beautiful in it.

Why weren't you
pregnant, though?

Um, I... she wasn't very far along

when she announced her pregnancy.

You could see the bump on the
red carpet in the orange dress

and you could see it
in the performance.

I feel like you're insulting
Bey right now and like...

No, I'm not insulting her

because she actually
was pregnant.

I'm insulting you because
you had a corset on, so...

All I said was
that she should have

had her pregnancy belly.

I stand by what I said,

but however,
me and Loosey do share

a very similar line of comedy,

and we joke around all the time.

So when I got Loosey as
a partner, I was not worried.

I think that us
kind of going back

and forth that morning
in the Werkroom

- was just us warming up.
- Yeah!

'Cause we were volleying
back and forth real quick.

Let's consider it that.

I thought that Salina
and I did very, very well.

The audience was loving it.

One time I was at
a Christmas party

and I was dressed as
a pregnant Mrs. Claus.

- As a who?
- Yes!

And there was this fine
piece of trade across the way.

He came over to me, right?

He said, "I wanna
feel that baby...

From the inside."

- Ooh!
- You keep the belly on, bitch?

Duh!
You can't get pregnant twice.

I just feel like we
were ballsy by doing

like the individual story each.

Stories, yeah, yeah.

So, like, that was really
hard to try to get...

Fit that all in,
that five minutes.

And I had to be conscious
of giving her space

to tell her story
within our time limit.

Yeah.

I will say from the girls
I think are on the bottom,

y'all are all fucking sickening so
I'm about to see a little show.

Hopefully the bottom
is not gonna be me.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Anetra and Sasha,
how are you all feeling?

I mean, it's not
like a great feeling

to hear, "We wanna
see more confidence,"

'cause they know that I have
it and I know that I have it.

I mean, do you feel
like you're lip-synching?

I think
it's definitely possible.

If I had to say,

the two who I think would
be in the bottom tonight

would have to be Marcia
and maybe Anetra...

Only because they just said
that it wasn't super amazing.

- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah. You already know.

- Yeah, I know.
- I'm just keeping it real.

But there was a lot
of room for something

to go wrong because
you were by yourself.

I, um...

it was just really scary
coming into this

because this was like
the challenge

that I was like not looking
forward to like at all.

Having to do it
by myself was really scary.

Considering all of that,

I think
I did a really great job.

It's just, um...

for this to be like
my first time in the bottom

this whole competition,

and the prospect of lip-synching

against either you or you

is just like
really fucking crazy.

Obviously, I'm going to
turn it out and pray

for like a double shantay.

Bitch, it's not over
till it's over.

Exactly, exactly.

You don't know
what's gonna happen.

Just like listening to like
the critiques

that they were giving you,
it was just so hopeful,

like you have this
confidence in you,

and we just want
to see more of it.

For me they were like,
Oh, well...

this is all you have.

I think the reason that I'm
just so emotional is because

like you never think it's
going to happen this quickly

to like be in this space.

And it's just been like

a really amazing experience,
and I'm just gonna miss it

if this is my last day here,

'cause I've made such incredible
connections with every single one of you.

It's just like,
it's crazy to think that,

you know, like, I could be
on a plane tomorrow

or something.
Like, it's nuts.

Well, don't think
of it that way yet.

Girl, you just have
to fight to stay.

You know, if you don't want
it to end, don't let it end.

Yeah, I mean, if there's a day

for me to cry in my makeup,
I guess it's this one.

Very true.

I'm glad Ariana Grande's
not here for this.

Oh wait.

Hey, Mistress.

It's your mother, Chevelle.

I cannot believe I am making
a video for you

and you are
at "RuPaul's Drag Race."

My drag mother Chevelle Brooks

was the first big girl
to ever win

a national title that was kind
of meant for the skinny girls.

And she really broke barriers
and she made history

the night she won Miss USofA.

I'm so happy
that I am your mother

and you chose me to be
a mother figure in your life.

And go down there
and make me proud.

Come home the winner,

'cause I told you
before you left here,

do not go down there
embarrassing me.

'Cause you have a name
to uphold now.

It's that Brooks legacy.

I can remember when I first
moved back home to Houston

and they told me, it's a girl
'round here that's saying

she your daughter.

And I'm like, what?

She's my daughter?

You bullied me into
being your mother,

but this is the type
of bullying that I love.

Because, guess what.

I got to know your life
and your history

and your growing up,

and I'm glad that I got
to instill my motherly love

and instincts on you.

And look at where it
brought you today.

I can't stress to you enough
how blessed that I am

to be able to call you
my daughter.

You the first
Houston girl to do it.

Do it, judge!

All right, I love you,
baby girl.

Bring home the crown, OK?

Aw, Mistress.

I've never met Mistress
prior to this competition,

but her drag mama,
Chevelle Brooks,

is one of my best friends
in the entire world.

Just seeing her face on the
screen, my heart is melting.

So nice to see her face.

I just love her so much.

Just to hear someone who

has basically done
what I want to do

and where I envision myself,

telling me
they're so proud of me,

just means so much to me

because she knows
what I've been through,

not only in drag, but like
the entirety of everything.

Like, I've never felt
the love of a mother.

I've never had family there,

and this woman
gave me everything.

I came here focused and like,

I'm gonna carry on her legacy

because that's one of
the baddest bitches

in the business, period.

That's why drag family
is so important to me.

It's because of people like
that who really told me, like,

you are valuable to society.

And what people think about you

or what you've been taught to
believe of yourself isn't true.

I never thought that,
as a plus-size

Mexican person
who is flamboyant as fuck,

I never thought
I would be a Ru girl.

I never thought I would be
a successful drag queen.

And to just do
the things I've done

because of people like that
is just mind boggling.

She's going to be really proud.

Thank you.

- Hey, Queen!
- Yes!

- Yes, the outfit.
- OK, legs.

Kind of, yeah, thank you.

Yes.

It's Ali Wong!

I love the fact that Ali Wong
is a successful Asian artist.

We don't have enough of that
out here,

so Ali Wong is definitely
a bad bitch to me.

I'm a huge fan of the show,

so like I heard
that it started off with 15.

- 16.
- 16, mama.

- 16?
- But it was basically 15

because two girls
were sharing one brain cell.

- There were a set of twins.
- Oh!

Have you guys had a lot of
like inner saboteur talks?

Girl!

Lots and lots of love.

Mine is right here.

Ooh!

I was telling Anetra we're
going to shrink our dresses

down for your daughters.

Oh my gosh, please!

They love the show.

And so, I had just directed

my friend's first
stand-up comedy special,

and we videotaped
my girls giving him

some encouragement,
and they said to him,

"You're a winner, baby."

Oh, my gosh.

And then whenever their father

is just in his boxer briefs,
they're always like,

Oh, Daddy's in
the pit crew today.

That's so cute!

They love it.

It's a fucking entertaining-ass
show, and the lip syncs.

And like I'm
so drawn to drag too

because it's all about
point of view, which is very

similar to comedy and
how you express yourself,

and that's very important for
me to pass on to my daughters.

Like there's many ways
of expressing yourself

and what's important is that
you really try and get to,

like, your voice as
authentically as you can, so...

And you guys all clearly
have, like,

a very strong point of view.

What are you guys
most nervous about

in terms of
like your lives changing?

What are you most excited
about or nervous about?

I mean, you're most
excited about the money.

Yeah.

- Absolutely, absolutely.
- Money.

I'm excited for like traveling.

What would be
like the dream gig?

I would love to be president.

Pffft.

I would love for you
to be president too.

Immediately.

Completely unrelated
to drag or television...

- Yes, please.
- What is your

skincare routine?
Because, oh, my God.

You have the most
beautiful skin.

I mean, I live in LA,
so there's a lot of quinoa.

But because I also
eat a lot of THC,

there's also a lot of sugar
and Goldfish at midnight.

It's a lot of like serums.

You know?

I love getting cummed on
on the face.

I think it does a face
and a body good.

Justin, do not.

I'm so sorry.
I've got to take Ali.

OK, all right, fine.
Peace out, guys.

- Thank you so much!
- Bye, so nice to meet you.

You're all amazing, really.

She's out of time.

Hey, Jason.

It's your little brother Daniel.

It's your brother.

I was thinking back to probably

one of my favorite memories
from when we were kids.

You had me sit Mum
and Dad down on the couch

and you had me go, "Mum and Dad,

please welcome to
the stage, Bead-Boy."

You hopped out
from behind the TV

and you were covered
head to toe in beads.

Oh, my God.

And you proceeded to do
like this little belly dance,

and it was just
the funniest thing.

You know, with this opportunity
that you've been given,

you're finally
living your dream.

You're going from recreating
our favourite movie scenes

with a yellow towel
as a blond wig

and shoving the pillows
up your shirt for boobs,

to finally being on
this amazing show

and being the superstar

that we've always
known that you were.

We couldn't be more proud.

You really deserve every good
thing that comes your way.

You got this, brother.

So bring home the crown.

Hi I'm Alexis.
I'm EsTitties' father.

I just wanna say how proud
I am of you, Jason.

You always knew you were
going to do great things.

There's no words to
express how so proud we are.

You are a winner already just
by being in the amazing show.

I love you,

and I can't wait
for you to come home.

We miss you.

I'm proud of you.

I love you so much
and I miss you.

I'm glad that
you're in this show.

See you soon.

Your sister is cool.

- Wait, why's she giving?
- She's a bad bitch!

She's a bad bitch!

She was sitting there like this.

- I love her.
- Oh, my God.

That was so cute.

Well, first of all,
like my brother like,

we didn't like talk for
like six years.

My mum too.

Like, I don't know
how she's doing,

'cause she like

she has like stage four cancer.

Ohh...

I don't know what's going on,
so that's really like scary.

You know, this runway
was dedicated to my mum.

I just... she's so strong,
and like...

this is all for her.

- That was so beautiful.
- You turned it out.

Queens, five-minute warning.

- Five minutes.
- Ah!

- Great.
- Ooh, girl.

- Ooh.
- Ah!

You have to go out
there and turn it.

- Do it for me.
- I will.

I love you, Marshall.

I'm trying to think about
the best way

I can deliver myself
in this song

because if this is my last
time in front of the judges,

I really want it to be memorable.

I'm setting into focus.

Right now, I am nervous,

but I'm channeling
that into determination.

The resting bitch face is gone.

The boss bitch face here.

All right, queens,
let's head to the main stage.

I need to put my underwear on.

Are you going to turn it out?

You know I am, girl.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Marcia, Anetra...

the time has come...

for you to lip-synch...

for... your... life.

Anetra, shantay, you stay.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia,

sashay away.

Forget the nose.
Ow, my heart.

Oh!

Thank you, thank you.

I don't feel sad.
I really don't.

I just... I feel like I had
a really positive experience.

Anetra and I, we really gave
quite a show,

which is fierce.

I'm glad that if I left,

it was to the best lip-syncer
in this competition.

I was significant enough to
have made it entertaining.

Ah, it's the last time.

I'm sure everybody says that,
but it's so wacky.

The letters!

Ooh.

Oh.

Oh, my mosh.

"Hug bearer, you
are such an incredible queen,

"performer, and person.

"I'm so proud to call you
my sister for life.

Aloha and kisses, Sasha Colby."

Oh!

Oh, my gosh.

"I hope there are
no hard feelings

about the stealing
of Mistress."

There are not.

"I can't wait to see you
again, my sweetheart."

Mm, EsTitties.
She drew little boobs.

Classic EsTitties.

I could just cry.

Honestly, I just feel so
good and so like happy

with everything that I showed.

For working in drag for a year

and making it to the top seven,

that's like nutso bananas.

And I mean, of course I
learned a lot about my makeup

and I learned a lot
about my aesthetic,

but most importantly,
I just like,

I learned a lot about myself
and like how strong I am

and how quickly I'm able
to adapt and evolve.

The Marcia that stands
before you today

is very different than
the Marcia that walked in.

I would say the most
valuable lesson I learned

is that most of the time,

if you do something
outside of your comfort zone,

you'll probably
learn something from it

then move forward
with it in your own way.

Because like, I mean,
that's really like the crux

of all these critiques.

It was just, like, we want
to see you do something different,

or something new,
or something bigger.

Like allow yourself
to take up space.

Allow yourself to be sparkly,

and to be, you know,
all these things

that I guess I was a little afraid of
before coming in here.

It was truly like
a magical experience,

and I will never forget
being in this room.

Make it werk... room.

In the end,
I'm going to come out

so much better than
I was before.

Ah!

An experience like this
can transform you.

That's real special.

And I think I'm going to
have a lot of people

that really connect
to what I did.

It's pretty iconic.

Hi.

Remember, you need 12 hugs
a day to truly thrive.

Let's go.

Bye!