RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! (2010–…): Season 15, Episode 1 - One Night Only, Pt. 1 - full transcript

- I love every last one of you

no matter how much I hate
all of y'all.

- If you don't
have star quality,

get the out of here!

- This is your moment!
Have it!

- This is "Untucked"...

Backstage at the competition

to become
America's next drag superstar.

Girl, if you're not
watching "Untucked,"

you're only getting
half the story.

- Repo "Untucked" cameras
to the trailers.



First Queen has landed.

- I'm on set
for the very first time.

We're driving in,
and I see the soundstage.

And I just want to go in!

I am so excited

to see everything
for the first time.

Ooh!

Oh, finally, I can put
some makeup on.

Okay.

All right.

I'm shocked
that my pads actually fit

in this chair.

This is gonna be so much fun.

Honestly, it takes me back
to being 17 years old



and finding "Drag Race"
for the very first time.

And I felt something
click in my heart.

A little bit of pink eyeshadow
in the eye

is gonna help me
intimidate these girls.

Some of them are gonna
hate me, but that's okay.

You can be the juiciest,
ripest peach on the whole tree,

and there's still gonna be
someone

who doesn't like peaches.

What do you think
of these nails, honey?

The face has arrived.

I'm here!
Aah!

Oh, my God, I look
actually, like, phenomenal.

This is insane.

It's time to see
the stars shine, mama.

I'm very excited.

I'm ready to finally just show
all the hard work

that I put in to get here,

all the time, hours,
blood, sweat, tears,

hot glue blisters, all of that.

I'm not really nervous,

because the only person
I'm in competition with

is really myself.

I just have to come in here
and do what I do best,

and I do it well.

It got me this far.

So it shouldn't let me down now.

- Okay.

I feel like this is the moment

that my entire life
has been leading up to.

I have never been more ready
for something my entire life.

The only thing I'm nervous about

is how hard I'm about to crush
all these other girls.

- Welcome. Good morning.
- Thank you.

- Queen's walking.

- I am going to rip
this place to shreds.

- Hi. Thanks.

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, !

Where am I?
Just kidding.

Season 15, yes!

Hi, everybody.

You guys asking me to retouch?
Do I look busted already?

All right, well...

Yes.

I'm feeling amazing, so excited.

The last month
after I got the call was chaos.

So I feel like I can really
take over the world now

after that preparation.

Ah! Ha ha!

All right,
let's put this thing on.

My message to the queens

is really take a breath
when you see me

'cause a lot of people pass out.

- I'm so excited.

This is so crazy
that we're actually here.

Let's just get ready
to give it to them.

- Queen walking.

- I'm about to walk
into the werkroom

of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
for the first time.

I have waited to get here
for so long.

I am going to be a superstar

in all forms of the word.

Bye!

- Queen's walking.

- Gosh, I look good.
- For sure.

- Thank you so much.
Ooh!

Here we go.
Ooh.

I'll get used to this.

Mm-hmm.

I cannot believe that I'm here.

This is, like, the nuttiest
thing in the world.

We made it.

We're ready to party.

We're ready to be
our wack-a-doodly self

and show America

how beautiful
a broken nose can be.

My nose isn't actually broken,
just to clarify.

I'm most excited to show
the looks that I brought,

'cause with the exception
of two looks,

I made everything
that I brought.

But, you know,
if anyone's being,

you know, a Negative Nancy,

we'll try and correct that
in the friendliest way we can.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Oh, my God, look at my armpits.

You're like, "Are you nervous?"
I don't know.

Ask my armpits,
Mary-Kate and Ashley.

- Are we ready?
- Oh, my God.

Oh, !

That was exciting.

I am really excited
to show the world what I do.

And I just really want to make
my family proud.

And I hope America
falls in love with me.

If not, that's fine.

Are we ready to show
these bitches how it's done?

- Girl...

- Girl...

- "Untucked" cameras
to the trailers.

- Oh.

Ooh.

Okay.

My God.

Oh, bitch, work.

It feels so insane to be
inside of my body right now.

Like, I can't even
believe that this is real.

But, bitch, it's happening.

I'm about to bring it.

The it girl is here to bring it.

Not, like, the clown...

'Cause that would be
embarrassing,

but, like, a clown,
you know what I mean?

This whole thing
is, like, about to start.

Let's blast it.

I'm about to walk into the
werkroom for the first time.

Like, my heart
is beating so fast,

and, like, my brain
is gonna explode.

Aah!

- Queen's walking.

- Ow, my nose.

The doll is here.

Yes.

Ooh.
Today is the big day.

Oh, my body gonna fit
in this chair, chile?

Oh.

I don't know if I should be
nervous or excited.

I'm just happy to be here.

Oh, my gosh, like...

after so many times of trying,

it's just a blessing
to be here right now.

Damn, I look good.

I'm known for being

over the top, out of this world,

out of the box.

You never know
what to expect from me.

Let them know your name,
'cause you are

Malaysia Babydoll,
Babydoll, Babydoll Foxx.

- Bye, bitch.

Before walking
into the werkroom,

I'm feeling, like, so shaky,
so nervous, so excited.

Ready?
Here we go.

But I'm ready to do it.

Let's pump our way
into this werkroom

- Queen's walking.

- How's your head?
- Disgusting.

- My God.

Oh, my God.

I thought I was gonna be
nervous.

I should be.

But I think when I see RuPaul,

I'm gonna, like, my pants.

The queens
that I'm competing with...

I'm excited to meet them.

I hope that they're nice.
I hope that they like me.

But, you know,
they're just an obstacle.

I definitely think
I have what it takes

to win this competition.

I'm pretty, I'm funny,
and I have a UTI.

So that's my sympathy vote
right there.

Don't your pants.

Don't freak out.

Have fun...

and look pretty.

- Ooh, it's a lot of load
on this wagon.

I'm nervous.
I'm excited.

I'm ready to see these bitches.

I'm ready for these bitches
to see me

'cause I look good.

It's showtime, baby.

It's time for the fattest
and the baddest bitch

to enter the building.

I hope they're ready.

- Queen's walking.

I'm just here to fox up.

- Ahh.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

My balls are in the way.

Ooh.

I love the smell of duct tape
in the morning.

I was always too scared
to audition.

But, really, what
gave me my drive

to audition this time
was my daughter Kerri Colby

making it on last year.

So got to represent
for the Colbys.

I'm a pageant girl,
so I love a good competition.

You know, I'm the mother
for a reason.

So I'm gonna show them
why I'm Mama.

Pull up a chair.

Get comfortable.

I'm not going anywhere.

- The princess is here.

I have no idea what to expect.

I am so excited,
but I'm still nervous.

I have butterflies, bees, moths,

beetles, ants.

I have everything in my stomach.

But I'm prepared.
I'm excited.

And I cannot wait to see
what everybody else is wearing.

What a lovely entrance.

- Queen's walking.

- I'm homo...

Phobic.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

- Girl...

- Girl...

- "Untucked" cameras,
prepare for Sasha's entrance.

- Ahhh...

My balls.

Seeing the lot, seeing the set,

I've got so much emotions

and excitement and nerves.

Okay.

I can't believe I'm about
to turn this corner

and be on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Aah.

Is that Sasha Colby?

- Period.

Diva! Diva!

- Shut up.
- Take it off.

- Who is it?

- Oh, my God!
- You're kidding me!

- Mother has arrived.

- Ladies,
for your first Maxi Challenge,

you'll be headlining

a once-in-a-lifetime
talent extravaganza

we're calling One Night Only.

You'll need to work together
on the big opening number.

And in a moment, you'll head
over to the rehearsal studio

to come up
with your own choreography.

- Repo "Untucked" cameras
to the trailers.

Yes, baby!

Oh, my goddess!
Oh, my God!

Okay, hold on.

Oh, my God... Oh.

Oh, my God, what?

Wow, this is for me?
Aah!

Bitch, usually
there's, like, a Cheeto

and a mozzarella stick for me.

Oh.

This is a vacation for me, baby.

Honestly, I'm used to hustling.

I'm gonna roast these bitches.

They don't know
what's coming to them.

And I'm gonna let them have it
because I'm here to win.

- I need a camera outside ASAP.

- Rolling, rolling.

- Is this my stop?

Whoo!

Okay.

What?

This is unreal.

I got about three hours
of sleep,

which is about three hours more
than I thought I would get.

But here we are.

I think I'm still considered
a baby queen.

I'm only 2 1/2 years
into the game.

I think I've made good progress
in that amount of time.

I know it's a competition
at the end of the day,

but I'm here to have fun.

You got this, girl.

- Midday snack...
You got to get your queso in.

You want a Hot Cheeto?
Bye.

Okay, here we go, baby.

Baby, I have my Hot Cheetos,
and I'm ready to go, okay?

I'm ready to show the world
Latinx culture, gay culture.

Tootle-oo.
Oh, it's like Disneyland.

Keep your hands and feet
inside the cart at all times.

And I'm just so excited to show
the world these titties.

Hello. Oh, my gosh,
she survived the ride.

- Queen's walking.

- Is this the meeting for the
itty-bitty-ass titty committee?

'Cause they're here!

All right, let's give it.

Ooh.

It feels absolutely amazing
to be here.

Hoo.

I have been doing drag
four ferocious years,

working for only $50 a night.

And it feels
like all the sleepless nights

are coming down to this moment

to finally showcase
what I have to show the world.

I am a former athlete.

And it feels good to get back
into the ring for something.

Drag is a sport.

Not a contact sport,
but drag is a sport.

- Ooh!

All right, the hair is big.

We're looking good.

Ooh!

I'm ready for the crown.

I don't know if it'll fit
on this hair,

but I'm ready for it.

I've been doing this
for 12 years,

which in drag years
is 507 years.

And I'm finally here.

I'm not nervous
about the competition at all.

And, like, none
of the challenges

that they throw at us
are gonna be something

I've never done before.

Not a lot of people know
how painful drag actually is.

I'm wearing 17 pairs
of tights and a corset

that is so tight

that my organs
are about to bust.

And I've done it before.

Okay.

Got one on.
That's half the battle.

It's game time.

I am so ready to fight for this.

And I'm just reminding myself
that I'm the MVP, baby.

Let's give it!

Ah!

It's game time.

- Girl...

- Girl...

- Repo "Untucked" cameras
to the trailers.

- Bitch, I'm here, period.

A room fit for a queen...
I know that's right.

Does this support
400-plus pounds?

It feels amazing to be here.

It's my first time ever really
getting outside of Houston.

And I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to gag the girls.

I'm ready to give me
a little piece.

I've been doing drag for
a little over seven years now.

I'm ready to use
every single bit

of information I've learned

and snatch this crown, bitch,

because it's time
for a big girl to win.

And I'm the biggest of girls.

Whose mother
baby eyelashes are these?

No, ma'am.

- Oh, my God!

Oh, wow, the weather's
so nice here.

In the back here?
Oh, okay.

- Stick the queen in the back.
- Wow, that's up.

Oh, God.

I've waited for this moment
for such a long time,

and it's really happening.

And I don't know
when it's gonna set in,

but it hasn't happened yet.

Oh, my God.

Luckily, the shock
is really helping

with how much my feet hurt.

Hey.
Oh, there's boys here.

- Queen's walking.

- Oh, Lucy, you've got
some slaying to do.

Oh!

- My gosh, she's finally here.

It has been such a journey
to get here.

And I'm just so happy

that it's finally here.

It's time to start
my world domination.

I am Robin Fierce.
I am stunning.

I am fun.

And, darling, above all else,
she is fierce.

I'm here
to take the crown, darling.

- Okay, I'm holding on, gir...
Ooh!

Right before I'm about to step
in, I start to get nervous.

But I hype myself up
because I know,

regardless of who's there
waiting on you,

you better look them in the eye

and let them know
that you've arrived.

- Queen's walking.

- Don't be fooled.
The camera adds ten pounds.

I cannot
with me already rapping.

Ooh.

I'm here to spice it up
and have fun

because that's what I do best.

So it's not just
Ms. Spice here.

I do have a twin sis,
Ms. Sugar.

Is she gonna try to come
and take my spotlight?

I don't know. We're gonna
have to wait and see.

But, you know, I'm not really
worried about her, you know?

When there's sugar
and spice involved,

spice always comes out
on top, so...

Okay, Spice, it is time
to shake these girlies up,

shake up the soccer moms,
get the girlies mad,

what you do best.

Now's the time.

- Let's see how this goes.

Okay.

I'm starting to get
into my zone,

and I'm ready
to just walk out there,

because in the words of RuPaul,

this is the beginning
of the rest of your life.

Queen's walking.

- Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who's the fiercest queen
of them all?

- Ooh, the AC... y'all feel that?

Well, I guess you can't,

but you can see
that I'm not sweating,

so that's good.

Ooh, okay.

See, the princesses are here.

I don't know
where that bitch Spice is,

but we're not drag queens.

We're drag princesses.

I've been doing drag...
It's gonna be three years.

You know,
it took Sugar a minute.

I mean, Sugar definitely had
her booger days.

Every drag queen is like,
"Oh, is it the lash?

Is it the wig?"

No, bitch, it's the heel for me.

Once you put the heel on,
all of a sudden,

the posture is up... bam!

Get the shoe, baby.

I think I'm ready.

Ah, my nail!
- Ooh.

- Oh, good Lord.
- Oh, Go...

Oh.

Uh, hi, Miss Thing.
I miss you!

- Mwah, mwah.
- You look so good!

- Oh, my God!
- There goes a nail.

- When I first see Sugar,
I'm so excited.

I'm like, "Oh, my God,
you look amazing."

Should we trot?
- We're trotting to the car.

Oh!

- We're, like, so excited
to see each other

and, like, do this together

and, like, embark
on this experience together.

- Oh, my God.

- Did someone call for the
Mary-Kate and Ashley of drag?

- Ru did.
- Ooh!

- Okay, look at us.
- Here we go.

- I'm actually not nervous,

because when I have Sugar
by my side,

I'm like,
"Why would I be nervous?"

Like, this is what we do.

Like, we're just here
to have fun and play.

- Wow, the little snack area.

- Are they twins?

- Well, this doesn't look
like the toy store.

- Sweet, that was in my line.

- Five, six, seven...

- Hi, ladykins.

Oh.

- My God!

- Oh, God, is that RuPaul

walking into the rehearsal room?

What now?

I know there's
something happening.

- Do you know what would make
your big opening

even more irresistible?

Eight more dancers.

Ah, okay.

- Queens of season 15...

- Oh, my God!

- Meet the queens of season 15.

- Let the games begin.