RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! (2010–…): Season 11, Episode 4 - The Ball Ball - full transcript

Lashauwn Beyond: This is not
RuPaul's Best Friend Race.

Laganja Estranja:
I feel very attacked!

Vanjie: I was trying
to reach closure with you!

Silky: If I would've lip-synced
for my life today, bitch,

I was ready to do so!

RuPaul: This is Untucked,
backstage at the competition

to become America's
next drag superstar.

Girl, if you're not
watching Untucked,

you're only getting
half the story.

Director: Break on the main
stage.
All cameras re-po.

RuPaul: Jackie Cox.



Crystal Methyd.

Jan.

Heidi.

Sherry Pie.

The Widow Von'Du.

You're safe.

You may...bounce.

[all laugh]

When Ru called my name
and told me I was safe,

I was in disbelief.

Since I've gotten here,
I've been in my head a lot,

but I think
I'm really showing the judges

that I can fuse together
my goofy clowniness

with a more lightened
feminine form.



The reality's setting in

that someone's about to leave
our happy little family.

But thank the Lord, honey,
I am safe this week.graphic

-Walking.
-Marker.

-Whoo!
-We made it.

Yes!

Whoo-hoo!

Let me get up into
this cocktail, girl.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Salamati to you, guys,
Cheers.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

Con-drag-ulations.
We live to see another day.

How do y'all feel
about being safe?

Well, who is out there
right now?

Brita.

Jaida.

-Crystal.
-Crystal.

Crystal.

I'm right here, you guys.

-Oh.
-Hi.

[all laugh]

One of my best guys.

Because I'm so fish today...

[all laugh]

I was confident
with the design challenge,

so I was kind of hoping
to be in the top.

But I don't want to be, like,
greedy with my critique time,

so that's fine.

Like, I'm just glad
to be here, you guys.

It sucks to be in the bottom.

Oh, my God.

Now, this challenge, who I feel
is gonna be in the bottom

is Miss Aiden.

Her Basketball Wives

looked like the Basketball Wife
just got divorced.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God.

If you're gonna carry a bag,

it better be one
with a big name on it, bitch.

Yeah, and it was like
a paper bag.

And I was, like, did she
just go to the grocery store?

I didn't have any
of these fur balls originally,

and she's, like, well, I'm just
using the black and white.

You can have everything else.

And I was, like,
you not gonna do nothing else?

When we had all this time
to work on our shit,

she just did that corset,
and then that was it.

She said that she is simple
with her approach.

I understand
where's she's coming from.

Not trying to change her style.

But you also gotta remember,
you are playing a game, bitch.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I know I've been
kind of harsh on Miss Aiden,

but I still don't know
what Aiden can really do

or not do.

Besides sleep.

You had, like, a lot of time
left between what you did--

Yeah, I was the first one done
out of everybody.

You could have added more to it
with, like, the extra time.

-Because, like--
-No.

Ha ha. Sit down.

Have several seats.

Matter of fact, let me
slide this bench over for you.

You can lay down and get comfy.

Aiden needs to step it up.

When you look
at the caliber of drag

that's being given
to this competition right now,

if it's simple,
it has to be really good.

RuPaul: Thank you, ladies.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

-Oh!
-Oh!

Ladies!

Girls, come sit, come talk,
come tell.

What's the T, baby?
What's the T?

Nicky, you were in the bottom
last week.

Will you tell us
who's top and bottom?

Oh, I have no idea.
I really don't know.

-What?
-What?

-What?
-Based off the critique.

-Yeah.
-How?

Based on the critiques,

I feel like they definitely
liked Gigi and I

and definitely Jaida, too.

You three on the top?
What you talking about?

[all laugh]

Well, I'm the pretty queen,

and they still
can't read my personality.

And I definitely
have great taste,

but so far that's all they see.

I think they want me
to fart onstage

to see that I have a soul.

[all laugh]

I don't know.

I would have never put myself
in this whole situation

to just show, like,
oh, look how pretty I am.

They're gonna see it.

Thank you.

I wanna know, Gigi,
how do you feel?

I feel like I'm on cloud
motherfucking nine right now.

-Yes!
-Yes!

What did they say?

I was almost, like,
moved to tears

at all the things
they were saying to me.

It was kind of...

I don't want to say
it was unexpected,

because I did work
really hard o this challenge

and I felt very confident,

but I--it just--

Bitch, you worked your ass off.

You slayed.
Kudos to you, honey.

Gigi is confident in her skills,

which I'm totally envious of.

I wish I could be
that confident.

And unfortunately, I'm feeling
very emotional in this moment,

because I feel like
I've already lost.

I really, really, really,
really, really

wanted to win this challenge.

[Rock sobs]subtitles next

Don't cry, bitch. Don't cry.

I thought I was
gonna be in the top,

and they ripped
my outfit to shreds.

I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna lip sync.

I'm sorry.

That's okay.

You better wear a bitch out.

I will.

-Keep your head up.
-Thank you.

-Keep your head up.
-I will.

Get rid of them tears.

I'm feeling
a little bit weak right now,

but this is another opportunity

for me to show everyone at home

why they should like me, too.

Forget about that.

The moment I gave up
about making friends proud,

I started doing better.

You're doing this competition
for you.

You don't work in the City Hall
of San Francisco.

You are yourself,

you are an entertainer
who lives in San Francisco.

So make yourself proud.

There is people that seems to be
less excited
to be here.

I can see the fire in your eyes,

so fucking fight for it,

and show them that
you're the one that has to stay.

If that don't speak
to your motherfucking soul,

nothing else will.

Back home in San Francisco,

I never realized

how little I fight for myself.

[all laugh]

And I should
fight for myself more.

I'm determined
to show the judges

how creative and unique I am

and that I deserve to be here.

Thank you, guys.

-Hey.
-Hey.

You got this, all right?

What did they say?

They said we didn't know
if you were a corn

or a pineapple
or a cornapple.

Cornapple.
[all laugh]

Oh, Brita.

They just didn't understand
this look.

This is what I created,
and if it's a cornapple,

sis, I'll be
a fucking palm tree

if you want me
to be a palm tree.

What did they say to you?

They said
they loved my first look,

that that one was like
a homerun, basically.

-Yeah.
-So adorable.

And for this look,
it was just too simple.

Did you think
you should have spent more time?

Because if I have extra time,

I'm gonna constantly look at it

and say, what else can I do

to make this look stand out?

And I did do that.

It's not like I was,
just, like, done. Finished.

Like and I just went over
and didn't give a fuck.

You took a nap today.

[all laugh]

No shit.
But the look I came up with

has a certain kind of like
aesthetic to it.

Okay.

Adding random shit
to what I came up with,

it would just make this,
like, look funnier.

I get it, girl.

Like, why are you
giving excuses?

You just gotta
put up your best drag

and just slay the challenge.

Girl, come on.

Jaida: Oh, my God. [laughs]

Look at this.
Are you sweating in there?

A little bit. I'm trying
to give a little RuPaul today

with my, uh--

Oh, you look--

Charles. RuPaul Charles.
Give you some RuPaul Charles.

You look like
a young Uncle Fester.

[all laugh]

Jan: How dare you.

Hi! Fuck!

[cheering]

Aah! It's Leslie Jones.

I love her so much.

I'm shook to the core and back.

You don't understand how
many times I've watched this,

and I'm on Untucked right now.

[cheering]

-Oh, my God!
-We feel the same way, girl.

Oh, my God,
you guys are so incredible.

You know, you have to know

that I think that drag queens
are angels from heaven.

I think that you guys
are the best of both worlds

and you're so creative

and please don't stop
doing what you're doing

because you're helping us
become creative.

And I just want all of you
to know how important you are

to the society.

Girl, I love you.

You missed it?
You missed it on this?

-Cornapple.
-But your fucking face

and your smile and that--

it's gonna carry you
through your life.

-Thank you.
-Carry you through your life.

Oh, God, I'm just looking at you
and I wanna cry

-'cause you're so--
- Oh, my God.

-I feel the same way.
-So beautiful.

You're so beautiful.
You're so--oh!

I wanna talk to you.

What's up with you?

Tell me.

What's up with me
is I'm in the bottom.subtitle

That's what's up with me.

Yeah, but, like,
what's going on?

Like, are these queens,
are y'all giving her problems?

Are y'all?break

It's been a thing

since the start
of this competition so far.

I don't have the same background
as these other girls do.

These other girls come from
cities
with sisters

and tons of experience
and all this other--

Girl, none of that
shit matters.

Ha.

-Do you understand me?
-Yeah.

I'm from Compton.

Do you think that
I'm supposed to be Leslie Jones?

You are.

No, I'm a 51-year-old
black woman, all right?

-Oh, yeah.
-What?

Listen, none of that matters.

None of it matters
where you come from.

It's about what you bringing.
You know what I'm saying?

I don't give a shit
you came from a small town.

What's that shit got to do
with your talent?

-Yeah!
-Whoo!

Do you know how many queens
tried out for this shit,

and you're here.

Fuck all that.

If you make it
through this round, no more.

Put blinders on and go for it.

You are--
oh, you are beautiful.

Your makeup, your hair,

I fucking fell in love
with you,

and you gotta
fall in love with you.

Do you understand? You.

I am taking Leslie's words
as a bit of a wakeup call

because that's the thing that
I'm lacking in this competition

is being able
to tune out these other girls

and really focus on myself
and say, fuck it.

Where's the kookiness?

Where's the craziness?
'Cause we don't see it.

And I heard you lost
the improv thing last week.

I did.

So improv is actually
where you show your goofiness.

When you start going down--
you get down and you do that,

and then stop and go...

Yeah.

And then turn around,
they'll be like, ah-ha!

Do something
that shakes that shit up.

-Yeah.
-You know what I'm saying?

Don't just be depending
on the beauty.

Yeah.

You guys
are so fucking awesome.

When I die and come back,
I'm coming back a drag queen.

[all laugh]

Girl, I'm gonna
send you some shoes.

[all laugh]

-You got ugly shoes, too?
-I hate those shoes.

We all probably
got a pair of ugly shoes.

If I would have worn
the same black pumps,

I would have got read for
wearing the same black pumps.

Fuck that, though.

You should have worn 'em
before them motherfuckers.

Or put some balls on 'em
or something.

Same shoes
is better than ugly shoes.

-Oh, no! Oh, no!
-That's right, girl.

Try to believe. I don't believe
she'd sign a photo.

Can you sign
this ugly-ass shoe?

I do wanna sign that shoe.

I want a pen or a marker?
Can I have a pen or a marker?

Can you sign
that ugly-ass shoe for me?

I'm signing
the shit off this shoe.

[all laugh]

Yes!

[cheering]

[cheers and applause]

[laughs]

Put it on the good foot.graphic

I just wanna tell you guys
y'all make my fucking life.

When you guys lip sync
for your life,

I want you
to lip sync your ass off.

I want you to dance
like you've never danced before.

I want you to dance
like I'm standing there

with a million dollar check.

-Ooh.
-Oh.

Well, I'm your girl.

Winning is so, so good.

[cheering]

-[laughs]
-Oh, my God.

Leslie: Look, we gotta go.

Jackie: We love you, Leslie.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Leslie.
We all love you.

Goodbye, Leslie.

Bye, Leslie.

I must ask you
a question, Sherry.

I hate you.

[laughs]

I'm not crying.

-You better not.
-You told me to not cry.

You had better not, bitch.

You ain't here
to be crying, bitch.

You know
what you came here to do.

Whup up some ass
and win a competition.

All I would say
is powder your nose

and get ready
for a performance, bitch.

If that's what you gotta do.
You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Rock is really
much more talented

than she gives her credit for,

and sometimes
she'll doubt herself

and ask everybody
for additional support.

I'm getting
a little annoyed with it

because you know
what you are doing.

You are in control
of the moment.

Make sure that the judges know

that you are in control
of the moment.

And when they see that,

they're gonna know
that you're a bad bitch.

All right, queens.

You have five minutes
until the runway.

Thank you, sir.

I worked so hard on this dress

and I didn't think
it looked bad.

If I do lip sync,

I know what I need to do.

I'm a performer,

and I need to just, like,
suck it up

and give them what they want.

All of my sisters coming
to support me feels great.

If I have to go out there,

if I have to lip sync
for my life,

I'm gonna show RuPaul

and I'm gonna show the girls

that I am all those things
that they're saying I am.

Hey, queens,
we gotta go to the runway.

Okay, let's go.

I gotta get my outfit
that's falling apart.

I'm safe. Remember that.

Come along, come along.graphic

RuPaul:
Welcome back, ladies.

Rock M. Sakura.

Brita.

The time has come

to lip sync

for your life!

Brita, shantay you stay.

My dear Rock M.

Keep socking it to 'em.

Now sashay away.

[sobbing]

I'm feeling completely crushed.

I can't think about anything

besides how much
I want to be here.

How hard I worked.

All I can hear are voices like,

"How could you do this to us?

"You were supposed
to represent San Francisco.

You humiliated us."

And it tears me up inside.

[sighs]

"Dear Rock,
you killed that lip sync,

"and you should be
so proud of yourself.

"It broke my heart
to see you leave.

"I love you, sis.

"Keep that tuck meaty.

XOXOXO, Crystal Methyd."

The whole time I was here,

I didn't believe at all

that I was as amazing
as these other girls,

and that's what sent me home.

Aah.

Ah, let's bring that home.

Into the trash you go.

In my life,

there has been
no greater saboteur...

than me.

I may not have won,

but I have so many things
to be grateful for.

I have sisters that love me

and make me feel strong.

But if there's anything I've
learned
in this competition,

it's that you need to be strong
for yourself, too.

So going forward,
that's exactly what I want.

I've shed all these tears,

and funny Rock M.
will come back, I promise.

Well...

remember.

Every time you fart,

that's just me
saying I love you.

Goodbye.

Goodbye!

Bye! I love you!

Goodbye! I'm gonna jump
out of the car right now.

Bye!graphic

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