RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! (2010–…): Season 11, Episode 3 - World's Worst - full transcript

[Lashauwn] This is not
RuPaul's Best Friend Race!

[Laganja] I feel very attacked!

[Vanjie]
I was trying to be cordial with you.

[Silky] If I would have
lip synced for my life today, bitch,

I was ready to do so!

-[upbeat music playing]
-[RuPaul] This is Untucked,

backstage of the competition to become
America's next drag superstar.

Girl, if you're not watching Untucked,
you're only getting half the story.

[male crew member 1] Break on
the main stage! All cameras repo.

[RuPaul] Widow Von'Du.

Jaida Essence Hall.



Jan.

Rock M. Sakura.

Gigi Goode.

Aiden Zhane.

Brita.

You are all safe.

You may leave the stage.

[dramatic music playing]

[Widow] Oh, my God.
First elimination...

I... am safe.

If we were judged as teams...

I probably was going
to be up for elimination.

But judged individually...

I was safe.



[Rock] It's a relief that I'm safe.

I was totally sure I was
gonna be lip syncing today.

But the minute she tells me
that I'm safe...

that puddle of urine
that I just let go in my tights

just gets sucked
back into my body...

and rehydrates me.

[Aiden] Being picked as a weak link,

I was really hoping that I could be
in the top for this challenge.

But... I'm happy to be safe.
I'm happy we pulled it together

and... bitch, we did it.

[male crew member 2]
Let me know when you're ready. Marker?

[male crew member 1] All cameras up?

[female crew member] Copy that.
Here we go.

[male crew member 1] Queens walking.
We got the queens walking.

[Widow] Eeeow!

Eeeow! Yes, bitch! Yeah, come on!

-We made it-- Ooh!
-[queen] We made it on the-- Ooh, ooh!

Ooh, let me get some of this booze, girl!

-We safe, mama!
-[queens exclaim]

-The saved queens are hair.
- Hair ! Ha! That's funny!

-[queens laugh]
-[Widow] Oh.

-[Jaida] I'm so happy we're safe.
-[Brita] Cheers to being safe.

-Cheers to that.
-[Jan] Here's to safe queens.

Well, cheers to that.

OK, everybody, bring your clinks here,
and then I'll bring it to Gigi. OK?

-Here you go, Gigi. There you go.
-[Jaida] Oh, wow.

-[Brita] Gigi can't move.
-I can't even raise my glass

to my mouth.

[Rock]
Are you going to stand the whole time?

I can't-- Look at me.

-[Brita] Wait, girl, did you make that?
-[Gigi] I did, yeah.

-Oh, my God.
-How long did it take

-to put all those damn buttons on?
-It took-- Well, I had a...

-a team of a few friends and--
-Twinks.

A few-- Yeah, a few little twinks.
It took like... 30 hours.

-It's like 24,000 buttons.
-Oh, my God, it looks so good.

You're not even cinched, are you?

I mean, I'm cinched by E6000
and fuckin' buttons, bitch.

[Brita] Do you corset?

At all? Like, have you corseted at all?

Or do you just rely on that
natural body which God gave you,

-which is amazing.
-[Gigi] Yeah, I mean, like,

most of my body is made up
of just, like, squishy skin

wrapped around a spine,
so I can pretty much...

-contort it.
-Shape it. It's like Play-Doh!

[queens laugh]

Awright, I'm gonna take this off,
here we go.

[queens laugh]

-Oooh!
-Yes, bitch!

[Rock] What about the bottom--

Like, how are you guys
feeling about that?

[Jaida] I'm a little nervous
right now for my sister.

[Jan] I know, I'm kinda
nervous for my team.

-[Jaida] 'Cause we all worked really hard.
-[Jan] Yeah.

[Aiden] It's really hard to judge,
because we didn't get to see

so much of what each other's groups did.

I felt like we had
the hardest scenario

because not only did we
have to, like, improv,

but we had to do it together.

-[Brita] Speaking the same thing.
-[Aiden] We all always had to be saying

the same things
at the same time.

So I also thought that
that could have led us

to being in the bottom
if we didn't do it correctly.

-I mean, I--
-I was going to say, I feel like

Sherry has to be in the top,

because, she-- I feel like she was
the strongest out of the three of us.

And if we're safe...

I don't know... Okay. If we're going
solely based off the challenge,

-I'm, like, placing all my bets on Heidi.
-[Jan] Heidi, yes.

Because, you guys have no idea,
she was carrying that whole thing.

-She's so funny.
-Even when y'all were outside

doing the pre-interview,

-she had me rolling.
-This bitch is funny!

-Ooh! Ooh, my grill teeth!
-[Blanca] Veronka!

I'm so sorry, young whippersnapper.

She was in character the whole time.

You know, initially, when Heidi
walked into the Werk Room,

on Day 1, I was like...

"What is up with your makeup?"

[trills]

But, you know, makeup
and that stuff, you can fix...

-Exactly, that's learned.
-You can always get better at it.

But, listen, star quality
and that power and that, like,

pizazz, that cuntiness,

-you can't, you can't--
-[Gigi] No!

You have to have that,

-and she has that quality.
-[Jaida] Yes, ma'am.

[Gigi] Yeah.

[Aiden]
Can I say something about that

as far as just channeling,
like, what you're good at?

You know, I was... picked
by Widow as the weakest

from my original group.

I would like to explain myself

-on why I did that.
-No!

[intense music]

[ice cubes rattling]

[Aiden] Everybody has their feelings,

everybody will feel, you know,
how they feel about something,

but at the end of the day,
I'm somebody who can, like...

take a deep breath and just...
not give a fuck.

I don't take it as an insult,
I don't take it as anything.

I already know that I've been
singled out by a few of the girls

as maybe the weak link,

because, you know, I don't have
the background that they have

and the sisterhoods
that they have back home.

Whatever, you know,
I'm finding my groove,

and you just watch out.

[music stops]

So, now that we're all
Christian Mingle-ing...

[all queens laugh]

What did we think about
when we first saw each other?

When I first saw Gigi,
I was like "Oh, fuck, she is pretty."

I was, literally just like...

-[laughs]
-[Jaida] No, like,

this look right here
that she's wearing today, girl,

like, she should be, like,
the only one Bond girl, like,

you can just see them, like,
getting ready to escape--

-I cannot escape, though, I'm like...
-[queens laugh]

Sickening to look at,
frightening to see walk away.

[Brita] What were,
what were your first impressions?

I will say Dahlia
was the first person I noticed,

just 'cause I was working
with her at the bar, and...

I am excited that she's here
'cause I think that...

she deserves to have
the world see her drag,

so, I was just, like,
"Okay, work. Work, work, work."

Yeah.

[Brita] Um, I thought... I just...

I thought your group was very...

loud.

That's me.

Team talent.

[overlapping loud chatter]

Very loud, very aggress--
Seems aggressive in a sense.

I mean...

Now that I have gotten to meet you,

I-- I understand why y'all loud now.
[laughs]

Yeah, yeah. I am compensating a lot.

[laughter]

This bitch, I honestly know
that whatever you do...

you're going to be good at.

Like, you do not give yourself
enough credit.

Yes!

Like, when Ru did her round,
she said, "Well, you know what,

I-- I changed my mind,
and maybe I just...

wanna do the apple,
I don't know about doing the orange,"

-and I'm, like, "Bitch!"
-Yeah.

She had the most ridiculous
amount of, like,

super punny jokes, and, like,
just crazy shit.

-I got really scared, 'cause--
-You were the first one

to start making those fruit jokes.

-"Clementimes" and shit.
-And I was, like, "Girl, you got this!"

Like, Ru came,
and she did the walkthrough,

and I just, I kept sticking
my foot in my mouth.

I'm very familiar with these girls--

'Cause you were all part
of the same group?

-[all] Yes.
-Yes, we're all part of the same group,

and these girls have been good,
like, emotional cores for me.

Do you need an emotional core?

[groans]

Whenever I'm starting to feel
uncomfortable or intimidated...

I use humor as a way to deflect
people from seeing how scared I am.

Like how a peacock
has the plumes and stuff like that.

They come out as soon
as I feel insecure,

which happens a lot.

And going forward,
I want my humor to...

be something that doesn't protect me...

but just makes me stronger.

See, I think that you need
to just channel

all of that inner energy that you have

and just put it to the work.

Okay!

[Jan] You are so talented,
that's why you're here.

-[Gigi] Yeah.
-And just trust that you're enough.

-Like, you are so good.
-[Jaida] Yes!

[Rock] Thank you.

[music stops]

[Aiden] Well, at the end of the day,
only one of us is going to win,

so we're each going to start
dropping like flies,

-one by one.
-And after tonight,

you're going to have
a station, Miss Jaida.

-[queens laugh]
-Girl, finally!

[RuPaul] Ladies, thank you very much.

While you go and untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

-Hello!
-Hi, ladies!

-[queens] Oooh!
-Hello!

-Hello!
-[queen 1] What up, boss?

[queen 2] I forgot my drink.

-[Brita] Come on through!
-[Rock] Come sit, we want the tea!

[Jackie]
Salamati, ladies!

-[queens] Cheers, ladies!
-Do it all together!

Cheers!

All right, enough with the bullshit.
We need to know what's going on.

Yeah, we've been waiting
for a long time.

What did they say to y'all?

The top was myself, Jackie, and Sherry.

[Gigi] Okay.

[Heidi] Nicky and Crystal,
as well as Dahlia, was on the bottom.

Who do we think is lip syncing?

I don't know if I'm
going to be lip syncing,

but I'm ready if I got to.

-Yes.
-I'mma send y'all bitches home. [laughs]

I feel like I did good
with what I was dealt.

But comedy's not my strong suit, so...

If I have to lip sync,
I feel like Crystal's going home,

because I can already tell
I'm a better performer than her,

no shade.

And if it's me and Nicky
in the bottom two...

I'm still going to win.

I'm not scared.

[slurps drink]

Let's just say that.

Period.

Crystal, how are you feeling?

[emotional music playing]

They told me that my makeup
is distracting.

I know it's, like, an easy fix,
it's just, like...

Crystal's how I am myself,
so it's just, like...

[voice breaking]
it sucks that I'm not being myself.

-When you are.
-When I'm trying.

[Jackie] But Crystal, I--
I do think they did say one,

like, amazing thing,
which is a critique

that I think
all of us would love to hear.

[RuPaul] In the Werk Room,

with nothing on

but that El DeBarge mullet,

Mama Ru says,

you're fuckin' fascinating!

She gets such an amazing energy
when she's talked to you in the Werk Room.

And she wants to get to know
that person so much more.

-[queen 3] Yeah.
-And that's what she wants to see.

But that she's already
felt that from you...

I know it's hard to, like, get out
of your head right now, but, like...

you have to hold onto that.

I just feel...

frustrated that I wasn't
able to deliver...

that in the challenge.

I really get in my head, and I...

stop myself. I just-- It sucks.

I'm glad you all like it.

-[Crystal laughs]
-[slurps drink]

[Jan] We love you.

-We love you, Crystal.
-We love you.

[upbeat music playing]

[Dahlia] Any girl at this moment in time
needs some encouragement,

but 'cause she started crying,
you wanted to be, like,

"I loved your personality

and your look, and this, and this,
and this, and that,"

because she started crying.

And, bitch, I don't have time for it.

I don't even really care
what anybody's saying right now.

[softly] How you doing, sis?

[Dahlia whispers] I'm just over it.

You're doing great.

[slurps drink]

I understand that it's really hard,

especially when everyone
is over here talking to Crystal

and saying all these things.

But you're-- This look is incredible.

And your drag is amazing.

[Dahlia]
I'm just fuckin' over it right now.

So, I'm just trying to...

not get in my head right now.

No, of course, of course.

I'm sure with you
also being in the bottom,

you're like, "Okay, all these bitches
talk about her, what about me?"

Well, that, and--

-I'm not trying to focus on her right now.
-[Brita] Of course, of course. No, no, no.

I'm not trying to focus on her,
I'm trying to focus on me

and what I'm thinking and...

the whole conversation, it's--it's--

-Yeah.
-Based on this, it's, like,

girl, I'm not trying to hear it.

[dramatic music]

Do you have anything that you
want to get off your chest or anything,

-like how are you feeling?
-No, I'm--

If I'm in the bottom two,
I'm just ready to

do my lip-sync
and send that bitch home.

If I'm mad, I'm gonna be mad,

and I'm gonna be a bitch.

Crystal did much worse than me.

She got horrible critiques.

And then they all just, like,
"I loved your personality

in the Werk Room...

and your style is so different."

Just 'cause you liked her mullet?

It is what it is, girl.

We love you. Do you want
a second to get your shit together?

-Yeah, I do, actually.
-All right.

-Love you.
-Thank you, though.

[Nicky]
I just feel like the judges

are kind of, like,
struggling with my personality.

Well, I have one, but...

it's just not as easy to...
come out of your shell.

-Because of...?
-Well, the language, the culture. Yeah.

It feels like it's a lost battle already.

You cannot have
a give-up attitude right now.

Nicky, above anybody else, has been pegged
as the pretty look queen.

So I hope that can she find
drive and the passion

within herself

to step up her game,

and deliver that personality.

I know you can dance,
I know you can lip sync.

So if it comes to that,
you better bring it.

-I mean, I will bring it.
-[Gigi] I know you're going to.

And I know you're going
to be here next week.

[Nicky] We'll see.

-[sighs]
-Hey, queens!

We've got less than five minutes
for the runway.

-Ooh!
-Thank you, five!

[suspenseful music playing]

[Nicky] I want to stay here so badly
because I know that I have what it takes,

and I don't want to leave thinking
that I was my inner saboteur.

[music, no dialogue]

I feel weirdly excited,

because for the first time, I'm gonna
be able to do what I know best,

and I don't need to speak
either English or French to do it.

So, it's my time
to fucking kill it in my own way.

[Dahlia] I perform Ariana Grande
all the time.

So, if I can do anything right,
it's this.

I really think
that Crystal should be in the bottom

with Nicky.

But if I have to lip sync,
I'm here to stay.

Bitch.

All right, queens.
Time to go to the main stage.

-Here we go.
-[intense music playing]

[all chatter]

[groans]

[RuPaul] Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Nicky Doll...

Dahlia Sin...

the time has come
for you to lip sync...

for... your... life!

Nicky Doll... Enchanté , you stay.

Dahlia Sin...

my dear, we'll have one less
gorgeous queen without you.

[exhales]

Now...

sashay away.

-[emotional music playing]
-Thank you.

We love you, Dahlia!

[Dahlia] So over it, so fucking pissed.

I'm not usually an emotional person.

I do have emotions.

And I'm not a cold-hearted bitch.

So... my biggest disappointment
is me exiting the way I did.

And not really showing
how I truly felt for my girls.

Which was kind of bitchy,
but that's how I felt in the moment.

Well, this sucks.
Aaah!

Just knock down everything. [laughs]

I'm just going to put on my cute robe,

fill my fantasy for the last time,
'cause...

[tearfully] it's never gonna
happen again.

There's so much shit.

Oh, my God, literally everyone
left me stuff.

Well, this is too much.

Gigi, you wrote me, like,
one of the longest...

"Dearest Darlingest Dahlia,

I know how much you have to offer,

and I can't express enough how mad I am
that you weren't able to show it all.

I can't wait to start
this insane journey with you."

And then she gave me her number.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna fucking cry.

Oh, my God, I fucking love her.

This crazy bitch.

I don't feel like I was able
to get across...

my personality, my persona,

I don't feel like I got that
across to the world,

uh, in my short time, but...

I really want to just thank Ru, and...

I appreciate everything
that you have done for me,

and I hope you bring me back
for another episode, 'cause, bitch...

[high-pitched] Call me! [laughs]

[sighs]

I'm gonna miss all of you!

All of you sick, fierce queens
that sent me home, but...

I'm gonna miss you all,
I love you all.

This won't be the last of me, bitches.

I hate the fucking
broccoli headpiece.

And I hope I never see her again.
[laughs]

What I've learned in this experience,

is that I need to learn
how to express myself,

and not get in my head with anything.

[emotionally] Oh, my God!

And to show to whoever I'm talking to...

that I'm listening and I'm learning.

Fuck all you bitches!
I love you! Call me!

You have not seen the last of Dahlia.

Best believe it.

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